"I was pissed of at one of my clients for not showing up to his appointment aNd hEaR hE wAs mUrDeReD" ok we jumping right in
@j0s3phXO3 жыл бұрын
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@em7ily3 жыл бұрын
where are the replies
@mrchamp91713 жыл бұрын
@@em7ily here
@carnageassassin2617 Жыл бұрын
3.3k likes no replies youtube gotta fix their shit
@katherinebradley18325 жыл бұрын
That Paul Booth guy has such a calming energy, especially for telling a story about receiving a decayed head as a gift. Felt like a bed time story 😂
@donaldleejr.68105 жыл бұрын
You're cute 😍
@exdamio5 жыл бұрын
@@donaldleejr.6810 you're thirsty XD
@donaldleejr.68105 жыл бұрын
Right because telling someone that they're attractive is taboo stfu loser. It's NOT like i said something perverted.
@exdamio5 жыл бұрын
@@donaldleejr.6810 bruh just go to porn hub and comment on there, people deserve compliments to their face. Not from some creep online
@dysmissme73434 жыл бұрын
Katherine Bradley I’m thinking the same thing 😍 I need this man to narrate an audiobook yesterday
@julianhyde16454 жыл бұрын
Everybody else: I had this eccentric client. Paul Booth: so these kids brought me a waterlogged corpses head full of maggots when I was tattooing the Undertaker.
@B.entries4 жыл бұрын
AND The Undertaker was freaked out !!!!!
@punkrockismyreligionk82684 жыл бұрын
This comment should have 10,000 likes wtf😂
@noclass2gun3424 жыл бұрын
See that's the guy I wanna get tattooed by
@airena14494 жыл бұрын
Exuse me but....is this legal? Ore even remotely moral?
@KILLxxWITCH4 жыл бұрын
Airena14 No, it’s not. It’s illegal to be in possession of human remains
@autumnjean37474 жыл бұрын
"I'm a professional...this would be a great portfolio piece" 😭😭😭💀
@ephwurd2yurMother3 жыл бұрын
You would be a great portfolio piece
@westonnn_7693 жыл бұрын
@@ephwurd2yurMother what
@steven_clinton_45933 жыл бұрын
Ok lol min
@guadalupecorona72122 жыл бұрын
When she said she was so glad he didn’t lie 😭😭😭😭
@ashboren68452 жыл бұрын
i remember seeing that tattoo circulating online when i was in high school 😂
@dessywee6 жыл бұрын
Her client got murdered, my tattoo artist got arrested for murdering someone...
@neoncity15576 жыл бұрын
dessywee hmmmmmmmmmm
@dessywee6 жыл бұрын
Nikki Smith well probably not because from what our news said was that my tattoo artist was a part of a gang back in the early 2000s and murdered someone in LA and moved here to Hawaii to run away until one of his neighbors recognizes him and called the police. Anyways, I’ve gotten a tattoo from a murderer 😅
@THEMOCU6 жыл бұрын
Thank god it’s not you!
@andrewwinch4746 жыл бұрын
dessywee I had an artist get arrested between 2 sessions of a tattoo
@benbickley63405 жыл бұрын
Was his name Wayne
@Stereochemistry5 жыл бұрын
"The Undertaker was kinda freaked out by the whole thing so he didn't come along" - and so the wrestling hero fails to stand up for his name.
@blujay16085 жыл бұрын
His "brother" Kane doesn't live up to his hype either. When I was a substitute librarian for a school, I found a biography of Kane, and learned that, prior to his wrestling career, he earned a master's in English literature and worked in a group home taking care of the elderly LOL
@tonyasylum321825 жыл бұрын
He's also a mayor now
@Vahig75 жыл бұрын
Stereochemistrytube he’s a fucking human let him be
@MrSHURIKENCHO5 жыл бұрын
@@blujay1608 How sad is that? Someone helping the elderly - what a fucking idiot AMIRITE!?!?
@Dyrtbag685 жыл бұрын
Or he didn't want to be linked to a possible crime maybe. Stealing a head that is still decomposing means that person maybe has family that would rather keep the body in its projected final resting spot.
@benallmon56135 жыл бұрын
It must be so difficult to be an attractive female artist. Like, tattooing is so intimate and I bet they get dudes think they are in love with them all the time.
@roboticzamat5 жыл бұрын
That also means a far more faithful client base....but, yeah....depends on what one considers "worth it". lmao
@Sergio-fu7mv5 жыл бұрын
Omg such a horrible, hard life! Being a tattoo-er, and, and on top pretty! Mine workers move aside! Lol.
@amazingabby255 жыл бұрын
Moira Black. Human not in the same way though or to the same degree, though yeah there are weird females, a lot of my friends had guys get erections, lots of sexual assault and stalkers.
@amazingabby255 жыл бұрын
Moira Black. Human but there are I guess, stories of women kissing and doing weird things to male artists.
@Ellieways4 жыл бұрын
Think it was a woman actually...
@aesma-daeva5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love that ragtime piano performance in the background while these guys tell their tales.
@amazingabby255 жыл бұрын
Especially the head story
@ei67284 жыл бұрын
I hate it
@LichtdesMorgens5 жыл бұрын
When I got my first tattoo it took like 4 hours I think in total, it was a big black feather on the ribcage and I was the only client in the shop so me and the tattoo artist were small talking and turns out it was his 35 birthday and he even got cake. So when I took a break to calm down a bit he gave me a piece of his birthday cake and we ate it together. That was nice
@dianaclues85975 жыл бұрын
LichtdesMorgens I thought you were gonna say a big black dick lmaooooo what kind of cake was it ?
@iiheartdonutzzzzz5755 жыл бұрын
LichtdesMorgens That’s nice
@lanchon50775 жыл бұрын
They fucked that night
@alexisd61065 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing:)
@realbishopvalentine5 жыл бұрын
LichtdesMorgens that's beauty
@Nathankinamorh6 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't funny at the time, but it is funny now." Those make the best memories.
@remaain5 жыл бұрын
How aren’t there any replys
@remaain5 жыл бұрын
Lord1V true
@callousconflict5 жыл бұрын
definitely lol death is funny
@londonwatson73424 жыл бұрын
Like my literally fucking my ankle, kangaroo style hopping down the stairs at school
@hedgyverona1004 жыл бұрын
It‘s sad that most of the female artists‘ stories include some sort of sexual harrassment.
@My_Naginta4 жыл бұрын
My artist is also my friend and has done all my work. We'd hang out in the shop some times just BSing. His booth was next to this female's. She was a fairly cute and petite Asian chick. It was always weird how many guys wanted her to tatt them without even looking at her portfolio. They'd straight up come in the shop looking to get some work done. See her and immediately ask when she's available. Creepiness/borderline sexual harassment is real.
@liserxsarah3 жыл бұрын
And then saying "my coworkers laughed at me" Throw these asshole costomers out the shop and if the victim wants to make fun of it, okay. But dont laugh at somebody who just got sexual harrassed and is feeling uncomfortable. People need to take this shit serious.
@JLM4983 жыл бұрын
It’s incredibly sad.
@kukguroki41793 жыл бұрын
ikr.
@kukguroki41793 жыл бұрын
@Politically Incorrect stfu men already have rights.
@AwokenEntertainment2 жыл бұрын
Laughing so hard at the swat team entering mid tattoo asking for his name 😂😂.. I can’t imagine a more memorable tattoo memorable tattoo experience 😭
@marlarinehart7275 жыл бұрын
Ryan Ashley just straight out with the my client touched my BOOB, that was crazy..... ALSO my other client was MURDERED.......like DANG
@Blomrutger5 жыл бұрын
Well the boob thing is pretty inappropriate and just a rude thing to do, but he's got good taste. She is gorgeous.
@KristoLaptalo5 жыл бұрын
Her boob is reason why i started to watch inked...i dont even have tatoo :D
@mr.mountain34605 жыл бұрын
Ante Erceg same
@ivyrose51535 жыл бұрын
Tbh it sounds like she’s full of shit lol those are drastic, then goes with the “oh I spend weekends at this celebrity’s house when I do their tattoos”
@jordan15915 жыл бұрын
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@fluxequinox5 жыл бұрын
bro wtf if your story includes the SWAT team, you win, holy shit
@mr.pickles8105 жыл бұрын
In Chicago we had a guy go to the bathroom and he shot himself not on purpose the piece discharged. Guys dragged him out front for the ambulance blood is everywhere but when we found his handgun it was chrome looking engraved with gold definitely a cartel wasn't some average punk from Chicago
@MrSHURIKENCHO5 жыл бұрын
Did you wait for the last one?!
@The.Red.Tomahawk5 жыл бұрын
MR. PICKLES Can't believe someone that dumb had a gold engraved pistol.
@blade1hunter1005 жыл бұрын
@@The.Red.Tomahawk TBF, you would have to be dumb to get a gold engraved pistol anyway.
@barbarahardison63694 жыл бұрын
crazydubaddict 💀 I'd pee my pants 😂 💀 🤣🤣🤣😂
@ghostweirdo54645 жыл бұрын
My mom is a tattoo artist. She said that she remembered this younger girl come in, about 21-22 years old, has a pride flag on her shoulder, and there is a couple tattoos on her neck also. She comes in, my mom talks with her, and it turns out that she was wanting a tattoo on her back, a rose, covering a scar from the bottom of her neck, going almost all of the way down to her butt. Really nice girl, short hair, and looked really pretty. My mom gets to talking with her, and finds out that the scar is from a scoliosis surgery that she had. She was 13, when she got that surgery. She also asked my mom for number of petals to be the age when she got the surgery. I got to see a picture of it, and it looks absolutely gorgeous. Hope that girl is happier now :)
@upumpkin Жыл бұрын
I have a scoliosis scar, a tattoo seems like a fun idea!
@mirandataylor63855 жыл бұрын
Who else is here and doesn't have a single tattoo? 🤣
@crimsonhunter75985 жыл бұрын
L0L me But not saying i wouldn't get one Its just IDK what it should be or where
@mariyamaelfin90575 жыл бұрын
Same🤣🤣👌🏻
@alexaslifestyle42105 жыл бұрын
Well...I'm 12 soooooooo
@osskeet5 жыл бұрын
Poser wannabe. Get the fuck out
@sgreechie5 жыл бұрын
Miranda Taylor haha me. I want to get one in the future though.
@TheGothicMother6 жыл бұрын
I was mad he didn't turn up, and he was murderered... I think she was more mad that she couldn't be mad anymore lol.
@Loweene_Ancalimon5 жыл бұрын
I love her voice tone on these few sentences. Sounds like an old movie...
@kengaminbro5 жыл бұрын
Goth Mummi 😱😱😂😂😂😂😂😂
@crios83072 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and it cracked me up for that :,,)
@Volvith5 жыл бұрын
"Do you want the head in the trunk story?" ~I'm sorry, wat?
@SilentHotdog284 жыл бұрын
While he was tattooing THE FUCKING UNDERTAKER I mean you can't get a crazier story than that can you? haha
@serenabrown36863 жыл бұрын
I thought he said hen ;-;
@jjarocal3 жыл бұрын
@@serenabrown3686 me too. the hen and the trunk story
@jasonrivera4825 жыл бұрын
lmao i thought the craziest ones where the murdered one and the SWAT and then all of a sudden a dude has a literal decaying head brought to him
@xoxomercii5 жыл бұрын
“I’m very happy that he didn’t lie while I was tattooing him” 😂 Girl about a Pinocchio tattoo on a dudes junk
@TheHippieNurse4 жыл бұрын
What does she mean by that?
@anak46004 жыл бұрын
@@TheHippieNurse his junk is like pinocchio's nose , it elongates when he lies
@jeringatai31563 жыл бұрын
Ive seen it. Tattoo not the junk..its actually really good and funny as hell too. But she did a pretty good job
@miaalicea5213 жыл бұрын
@@TheHippieNurse shes happy he didnt get erect while she wss tattooing him
@blueismylove3128 Жыл бұрын
@@TheHippieNurse she's glad he didn't get hard when she was tattooing him.
@gnarlish6 жыл бұрын
So ironic "the undertaker" didn't want to deal with the decaying skull unearthed from a cemetery
@DJUniMekaju6 жыл бұрын
gnarlish, I thought the same. XD
@RaynorsProphet6 жыл бұрын
omfg I didn't even think of that hahaha
@londyn93146 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing
@melissa10936 жыл бұрын
gnarlish I really want to like this comment but it’s at 666 likes..
@V-DUCKLORD6 жыл бұрын
True when he was portrayed as a living dead man
@jennhoff035 жыл бұрын
"And I'm happy that he didn't lie while I was tattooing him." Hahahahahaha! That was priceless!
@YukFu6665 жыл бұрын
Jenn Hoff uh
@-.-48275 жыл бұрын
I don't get it maybe I'm too lit?
@Dragonspeak305 жыл бұрын
Assuming this isn't sarcasm, OP is referring to the Pinocchio tattoo.
@adiposeNarnian5 жыл бұрын
I was just mentally high fiving he for that one.
@mcrorfob5 жыл бұрын
OH I JUST GOT IT LOL
@TheServiceLadyBug5 жыл бұрын
I love how the guy at the end wasn’t even like hey bring it back it’s someone loved one bring it back because I can’t clean it ...
@NorthSeaRaider5 жыл бұрын
Walnut for some reason I feel like he’s pretty chill though and I don’t know why
@Iwannarox4 жыл бұрын
I don't think being "weird" is a good excuse, that's p fucked up if he just took a gift of a person's severed head stolen from it's grave... That ain't quirky, that's criminal.
@keuwlcat13194 жыл бұрын
@Limewire nah you hot homie smooch nohomo
@keuwlcat13194 жыл бұрын
@@NorthSeaRaider that probably cause he legit took someone head from a cemetery not him personally but was just perfectly fine with it like no big deal i got that chill vibe to fucked up but chill
@airena14494 жыл бұрын
Yeah....I lost some faith in humanity with this one
@blueverde49435 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely concerned at the fact that they would disrespect someone's corpse like that landslide or not.
@leandroisaac20005 жыл бұрын
I mean... 90s metal heads, dude.
@ChiaraMorgan5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@stephanolikesbarrels5 жыл бұрын
it's a part of a dead body. bones and some dead tissue. I'm sure it didn't complain
@blueverde49435 жыл бұрын
@@stephanolikesbarrels it does not matter, you wouldn't want anyone doing that to your corpse..
@stephanolikesbarrels5 жыл бұрын
I promise you I wouldn't care. cause I'd be dead. plus, I absolutely wouldn't mind if someone chose to display my skull on their mantelpiece
@cindy39376 жыл бұрын
She was mad her client didn't show up & turns out he was murdered lmaoo
@trystayamaguchi80676 жыл бұрын
Cindy that seams like something that would happen in scranton.
@AZ-ij1yf6 жыл бұрын
Probably was X 😂
@bottle69696 жыл бұрын
Cindy hahah
@agsberto0396 жыл бұрын
WarAzad Oh fuck possibly lmao damn
@jaidenkent8016 жыл бұрын
Cindy it’s sad but it’s funny
@TheDan7446 жыл бұрын
*I want a whole video of stories from that last guy*
@vanesacabrera90915 жыл бұрын
Dante Barcenas Jesus lol
@ilessthan3pie9345 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqG0gqmcgaikhrs
@murrrrrgles5 жыл бұрын
I don't care how skilled Paul booth is, that gnarly hair mat makes me want to scream into a box fan
@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE4 жыл бұрын
classic case of why white people shouldn't get dreads
@alcapone57914 жыл бұрын
@@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE nah he should just take better care of it and it could look pretty cool with his style, but as is was pretty gross
@toogaytolift91764 жыл бұрын
@@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE racist asshole
@maxeffort17614 жыл бұрын
@toogaytolift I’m white and that’s funny as hell
@toogaytolift91764 жыл бұрын
@@maxeffort1761 his dreads are shit but not every white person who has dreads has a blonde turd going down there neck
@toogee18505 жыл бұрын
"The Undertaker was freaked out by the whole thing." lol how ironic is that
@daisyharris42473 жыл бұрын
I was literally going to say the same thing! You know it has to be beyond f'ed up to freak out the undertaker!
@asiyah44546 жыл бұрын
3:30 i wanna be able to trust someone as much as she trusts the straps on her shirt
@roxc4536 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAAHA
@jennifercadet856 жыл бұрын
I’m actually wearing that shirt now it’s a bodysuit. It’s stressful lol
@deeroberts21616 жыл бұрын
asiyah e%
@meginwood15686 жыл бұрын
Savage!
@neeko91016 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Cadet pics or it didn’t happen
@kinskins69506 жыл бұрын
"I'm weird and disturbed , and why wouldn't I "
@TheeHeadTurnerTV6 жыл бұрын
#mood
@dallasrios26875 жыл бұрын
Sorry I don’t understand the story about the guy who recognized the mother .. and lost her son I watched the clip like 5 times someone explain
@brookroozen98845 жыл бұрын
The tattoo artist knew the child that committed suicide, and the child's mother was his canvass of that day
@dududu1855 жыл бұрын
Same
@averyvillegas86595 жыл бұрын
Omg me too I was having such a hard time.
@DarkestDeeds5 жыл бұрын
@@brookroozen9884 Thanks for the explanation.
@packers12to805 жыл бұрын
Lol, I had to watch it myself a couple times .
@SerjEpic5 жыл бұрын
The Undertaker being scared of a dismembered head from a corpse. Ironic
@laulau36416 жыл бұрын
Her : "... he was murdered" Me: "..."
@raulzunigamarquez26306 жыл бұрын
laulau I was like "awkward"
@lerpes6 жыл бұрын
i was like *bruh hes dead how would like it*
@francieozaeta6 жыл бұрын
the first few are like "uh idk I tattooed a butthole" then the next story is "the swat team came in and pointed a gun rifle at us" 😂
@quetch26 жыл бұрын
and that one woman was just "my customer fixed a BBQ".
@alolson27536 жыл бұрын
Kate Ozaeta to
@benm13246 жыл бұрын
Imagine if it was one story, "I was tattooing a butthole and then the SWAT team came in and pointed guns at us!! It was a sheetstorm!!" 🤣
@hallouminati34226 жыл бұрын
And then a man came around who once seriously considered accepting a human (?) head as a gift to probably display it later on. KZbin is a strange place.
@messerryan934 жыл бұрын
Handing them the ball gag 🤣 " you ready?!" I'd run out of that shop so quick hahaha
@tradeka42065 жыл бұрын
When I was getting my first tattoo a girl came into the shop I was at and asked for a consultation from one of the other artists there who wasn’t tattooing anyone at the time. The booths there were all open air so my artist and I could hear everything that was happening outside. The girl went into this elaborate explanation of why she wanted to get her boyfriend’s face tattooed above her vagina and my artist and I were looking at each other and couldn’t keep ourselves from laughing. So he’s in the middle of tattooing me and we’re both giggling like some 12 year old girls and the girl heard us and came into his booth and said “it’s not funny blah blah” some bullshit and we both just laughed harder because we couldn’t contain ourselves. The other artist had already refused to do the tattoo so she just stormed out of the shop. Maybe not very professional on their part but it was so damn funny and an experience I’ll always remember.
@im_xhawkx88036 жыл бұрын
R U HAPPY KZbin? I FINALLY WATCHED THIS VIDEO
@karimkopra6 жыл бұрын
the last story made u angry HAHAHA
@AmeliaEverythingBabyNames6 жыл бұрын
It's been telling me for like 3 days to watch this video.
@odinmyers77766 жыл бұрын
Same for like a week bruv
@odinmyers77766 жыл бұрын
Same for like a week bruv
@castortroy53496 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@sarahf20426 жыл бұрын
the irony of a wrestler called "the undertaker" being freaked out by the idea of a dead body...
@bandashee5 жыл бұрын
I mean, he did nearly kill someone in the cage accidentally. And I mean nearly.
@Fenronin5 жыл бұрын
@@bandashee well wrestling is dangerous
@itburnswhenipvp37895 жыл бұрын
The irony? The Undertaker was a fictional WWE character, portrayed/acted by a real human being with a real birth certificate and name and all that shit. Do you believe Rambo is real too and they should have sent him instead to capture the bad boi in sandal county? Even a normal functioning human arsehole real undertaker would have denied it. "Yeah, I came for a tattoo and left with a decapitated head in a bag. Bestest day in ma laif." That last guy is a sick, depraved zombie ... literally full of shit.
@sarahf20425 жыл бұрын
It burns when i pvp Nope I don’t think he’s an actual undertaker, just a joke...
@TheJacali5 жыл бұрын
Lol I thought I was the only person to catch this 😂
@BoogieBitch695 жыл бұрын
WHY👏🏽ARE👏🏽ALL👏🏽OF👏🏽THESE👏🏽GIRLS👏🏽SO👏🏽FINE👏🏽
@samd52595 жыл бұрын
Theyre all painted characters
@Ballsdeepinurmum5 жыл бұрын
SarcasticallyDefensive cuz it just be like dat sometimes.
@TheWizel5 жыл бұрын
Because they probably vet patently unattractive ones out. Plus in an intimate service industry attractiveness is a major factor into success (especially since your own body is used as a reference for your skill)
@barbarahardison63694 жыл бұрын
LeaveTheDungeon ❤💙🐚
@bradonak4204 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏🖕
@elicarson61344 жыл бұрын
damn i love good tattoo artists. they’re like cool parents/uncles that we don’t deserve
@riversway23995 жыл бұрын
“...he was like a gay nudist...” I can’t breath😂😂😂😂😂
@user-yp7ke4et7o5 жыл бұрын
@Donald Whitty r/woooosh
@TheCreedGames15 жыл бұрын
@@user-yp7ke4et7o r/woooosh @ Donald Whitty I'm not defending you, that was pretty stupid. I got a chuckle though.
@claire286385 жыл бұрын
Breathe*
@meltedgyrofpv84775 жыл бұрын
R/woooosh
@nuezacarlo27125 жыл бұрын
*wheezing*
@YamekDrope6 жыл бұрын
That last dude I bet he has some goodass stories.
@grimreaper40426 жыл бұрын
That "dude" is Paul Booth and he is awesome!
@reloadreload87236 жыл бұрын
And a legend too... :)
@lesliebowling58896 жыл бұрын
"that" dude is one of if not the best tattoo artist in the world his shit is so off the charts and his shop is called last rites
@dove30996 жыл бұрын
devildriver 1980 stop being offended by everything douchebag😒
@kate_vye8106 жыл бұрын
oof '-'
@mollyg49805 жыл бұрын
4:40 I’m a barber, I used to have this one client that would *always* get a hard on when one of us would shampoo his hair. Lol I couldn’t ever speak to him with a straight face 😂😂😂😂 also when a client stares in your eyes lol
@abhogan35784 жыл бұрын
Babe, I've been there too. And when gross older men come in with their "propositions"... The struggles of being a hairstylist/barber are real smh
@jeringatai31563 жыл бұрын
Ngl. When my hairstylist washes my hair it feels so good. Like yall really massaging our head and it feels good like I dose off kinda feel like im floating good. I wouldnt be suprised if I had a peen itll react to it.
@solomodo51245 жыл бұрын
The piano music during the head story is priceless.
@acanadianamerican64785 жыл бұрын
The last guy has a great storytelling voice
@orbitroarbit.5 жыл бұрын
I almost fell asleep
@cheyennegentry4385 жыл бұрын
He could be the voice over in the movie trailers
@cupofjohoe5 жыл бұрын
And a great wizard staff!
@nastynixon20465 жыл бұрын
He's got a few videos on this page that yall should look up its him talking like 15 minutes straight about his skull and other things collection very interesting!!
@mrcrabmoney5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm like I need another crazy story that's sans head. 😂😂
@sarahs26506 жыл бұрын
But tattooing the butt hole is such a bad idea. How is it suppose to heal when there is poop in the open wound everday?? Imagine wiping your fresh tattoo??
@spaceoutmisfit17386 жыл бұрын
no you just use water raise the shit out....thats the cleanest way to clean your shit. most of western culture use paper and get shit all over their butt hole
@isolayted48066 жыл бұрын
@@spaceoutmisfit1738 how do you use water to clean your ass lol
@spaceoutmisfit17386 жыл бұрын
Molvoc it’s called Brondell PS-90 PureSpa Bidet Sprayer/Diaper Sprayer Shattaf
@dodo199236 жыл бұрын
SpaceOutMisfit Also known as a buttsink
@blackbolshevik11146 жыл бұрын
@@spaceoutmisfit1738 a what
@staticalphabetsoup6374 жыл бұрын
The raw power and energy from Paul is insane. What a legend.
@emilyingram60535 жыл бұрын
3:43 you telling me she’s a tattoo artist... And her names Tatu?
@whosthere55455 жыл бұрын
SparklyUnicorn 29 I think it’s more of a stage name, she is on a season of ink masters with the same name
@MiniM695 жыл бұрын
Tatu Baby and no, that’s not her real name!
@conneroneill85065 жыл бұрын
Such a dumb name. Like being a musician named guitar dude
@OddBall88885 жыл бұрын
Conner O'Neill wait what do you have against guitar dude
@conneroneill85065 жыл бұрын
Rio Lara too many guitars...
@AZensibleOption5 жыл бұрын
The magical irony of the Undertaker freaked out over a corpse’s head has me in giggles every single time I think about it.
@PhyreI3ird5 жыл бұрын
I imagine it was probably for legal reasons/covering his ass, but still funny as fuck lol
@rfjfjjrndyajjrntjfjf5 жыл бұрын
@@PhyreI3ird a story can't get you in trouble, you can say you murdered someone and nothing will happen
@banjobooker1295 жыл бұрын
Same, definitely the highlight here
@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo2 жыл бұрын
@@PhyreI3ird No dude Mark Callaway the human being is just a normal dude he's not an ACTUAL Undertaker he's never worked in a graveyard or around dead bodies
@Emily-hf4iy6 жыл бұрын
I feel like taking a skull from a cemetery is illegal...
@zebnemma6 жыл бұрын
I dont know but I think it's not smart to have a real human skull as a decoration cuz it culd possibly get you in trouble if someone calls the police and thinks it's a murder case. Depends if ur ready to deal with that if it wuld happen.
@halleehassell6206 жыл бұрын
No on ink master they get a gold skull that has the clients name or whatever and that's who the artist has to tattoo they didn't actually take a skull from the cemetery EDIT: so sorry I just realized on the last story😂😂 that's so freaking nasty with the maggots🤢🤢
@nathanm25146 жыл бұрын
Emily Baldwin y’all dumb lmao
@urlocaldevilbaby47976 жыл бұрын
People don't tend to care lol
@iBarkBite6 жыл бұрын
Ohnoyoucannotcolourmybook(Ծ^Ծ) fuck that. Someone tells me they have a real human skull I’m snitching
@Sarah-tm2fz5 жыл бұрын
3:00 Ryan Ashley: "DEE! NO!" Dee Snider:"I'm NoT gOnNa TaKe It"
@PossumMommy5 жыл бұрын
No, we ain't gonna take it, we ain't gonna take it anymore.
@kevint33625 жыл бұрын
Imagine being so crazy that you scare the undertaker
@FinessseJu6 жыл бұрын
The last story was wild
@Jebu9116 жыл бұрын
I dont think everything was ok with that story. Why would you take someones head from the cemetery
@FinessseJu6 жыл бұрын
Jebu911 i was thinkin the same
@nevadaemory86776 жыл бұрын
Jebu911 some people just don't care, if the head isn't buried or in a box, some really don't want anything but the skull so that's what they take. Very strange and illegal but something easy to hide.
@jasonstyles27986 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they got pulled over by a cop and he opened the trunk LMFAO
@benevolentbear82136 жыл бұрын
Ju 3100 are you the guy at 9:18 ?
@Sensko6 жыл бұрын
As someone who used to set up gravestones, I can confirm the head story; most older graveyards are full of bone fragmenst. Getting a full skull is rare though, they tend to get crushed by whatever is used to move the earth.
@CraftyTraveler5 жыл бұрын
Sensko wow
@annsmalley90394 жыл бұрын
14:34 paul booth’s “the one time i didnt accept a gift” skull story makes me think of taliesin jaffe and caduceus clay :)
@chaoticbean4 жыл бұрын
His way of speaking too! I was just thinking the same thing
@julesking13033 жыл бұрын
I’m willing to bet Taliesin has met Paul Booth tbh
@MissUgg4 жыл бұрын
topic: difficult clients. Paul: "so yeah that's the only time I didn't take a gift"
@paulytamale5 жыл бұрын
The most upsetting thing about the head story is the cheery ragtime loop in the background.
@karishmagandhi28296 жыл бұрын
15:27- When you can't make up your mind regarding the hairstyle you want so the hairdresser just gives you a 3 in 1 hairstyle
@helenbanh42086 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@apocalyp_tahoe6 жыл бұрын
That's Paul booth imo the best tattoo artist on the planet he can wear his hair however the fuck he wants the man is a legend
@karishmagandhi28296 жыл бұрын
andrew Jones Never said he wasn't and didn't have a problem with his hairstyle either😂. So idk why you're getting so annoyed
@banditatthetp86576 жыл бұрын
Wait you cant say stuff like that in 2018 people would get offended too easily
@karishmagandhi28296 жыл бұрын
Panic! at the Kailey ey ikr😂
@leonardopolato26344 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta until The Undertaker is shown how to do his job by a bunch of metalhead kids
@youngpaddy15 жыл бұрын
Wonder if the Malaysian guy just badly explained the Malaysian flag.
@Ivanmaradonaaa5 жыл бұрын
Probably
@lotuscoma41274 жыл бұрын
most likely but it doesnt have an eagle
@erynnspivey5 жыл бұрын
Why did I fall into this loop
@danielanderson65435 жыл бұрын
Same
@liloreoinya5 жыл бұрын
Man. They suggest one video next thing I know I'm watching all of them.
@Jobe-135 жыл бұрын
liloreo inya FR. I’ve been sucked in.
@blessings10636 жыл бұрын
"wasaah dude.. gotchu this fuking head as a gift after partying at a cemetery"
@gap11076 жыл бұрын
and Undertaker freaked out
@Grey666886 жыл бұрын
Best fucking story in the video
@TurtlesDanceToo4 жыл бұрын
Some kids: hey we got a human head in our trunk This guy: yeah cool, let's check that out
@johnsterling94554 жыл бұрын
Paul Booth : I got a decomposed human head from metaloid teenagers whilst tattooing a pro wrestler. Damn, I thought my life was interesting
@kasda78766 жыл бұрын
um. A HEAD??? and he was considering taking it??? WTF
@713cooper6 жыл бұрын
kasda ikr I was deaddd (no pun intended)
@iulianion55656 жыл бұрын
he wasn't considering it. he almost took it
@Toosii2times6 жыл бұрын
What a dick head (no pun intended)
@charlottejackson90266 жыл бұрын
Ikr it could have been someone’s ancestor
@daisymakeiff6 жыл бұрын
he would of if it didn’t have maggots 🤣
@vonglucke6 жыл бұрын
The last story ☠️
@carlosjoelsalazar80996 жыл бұрын
F’real thooo
@SBMLLL6 жыл бұрын
sarah Samwel s
@estenmaxwell29456 жыл бұрын
How did he NOT get arrested after that?!
@behemoth28876 жыл бұрын
sarah Samwel was it a human head?
@ARPat20006 жыл бұрын
BEHEMOTH no shit
@Nadia726393 жыл бұрын
Random kids: "Hey, we got this corpse's head, wanna come down to the trunk and see it~" Undertaker: (O_O;)
@karikling88125 жыл бұрын
I don't know.....a skull in a cemetery would be buried deep enough not to wash up during a storm unless the cemetery was being used as a dump site, in which case......go to the police.
@Michael_peanut5 жыл бұрын
I don't think you ever seen a mudslide.
@teddythebear1115 жыл бұрын
TheGreatPeanut also depends on how old the cemetery/head is. i don’t remember when people started getting buried at 6ft, but it wasn’t always like that
@brokewithexpensivetaste12225 жыл бұрын
Kari Kling idk in Illinois there was a scandal a while back where a cemetery dug up thousands of bodies without notifying loved one and missing bone body parts was scattered in a pile of dirt
@MiniM695 жыл бұрын
If they’re fresh buried and it’s a wooden (or poorly made) casket, it’s easy for them to resurface. However, they wouldn’t be that decomposed yet.
@blujay16085 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, cheap caskets can float up. If there was a mudslide, that means the grave could've filled up with thin, watery mud, the ground layer eroded away, etc.... It's quite possible. Since the head was fresh enough to have maggots stil, I'd bet the grave had been recently dug too, which would also make it easier for the casket to float in the loose dirt.
@ferallilfairy5 жыл бұрын
Imagine how many girls get creepy dudes trynna shoot their pitiful shot at them but they can’t escape bc they have to finish the tattoo. Which sometimes takes hours 💀
@Emrys915 жыл бұрын
Are you talking artist or client? As if if its the artist I'd stop the tatt there and then kick them out the shop. If client id ask for a new artist
@xX_Qu1ckSc0peZzHD_Xx5 жыл бұрын
Just do girl girl male male
@rfjfjjrndyajjrntjfjf5 жыл бұрын
Imagine how many White Knight's pitiful comments like this I see everyday
@BarginsGalore5 жыл бұрын
The5GIO5 that won't always work
@BySixa6 жыл бұрын
HER NAME IS TATU AND SHE IS A TATTOO ARTIST. Life is complete
@MrsJahveli6 жыл бұрын
That's not her real name LMFAO!!
@huyu60065 жыл бұрын
Náthali Gordillo no shit sherlocks
@sivurampfumedzi835 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@tmoneythagawd72075 жыл бұрын
She actually comes from my home town I have two done by her she does amazing work
@justjaein5 жыл бұрын
im thristy uhhh they were just saying that Tatu wasn’t her real name because the original commenter thought that it was- I’m not saying there’s a problem with misunderstanding someone’s real or fake name, but they pointed it out because it wasn’t that obvious for everyone...
@gretablackwell4954 жыл бұрын
Honestly I wouldn’t complain if someone were to gift my head to someone after I died, it seems like a pretty cool legacy to have- I’m probably going to die unremarkable, so why not? Same with the whole “goth kids posing on graves” issue. This comment is 100% permission to use my death for aesthetic purposes, fuckin go for it
@akio_kuro4 жыл бұрын
Same here. It's not like I'm using it.
@LCDigital924 жыл бұрын
My high school anatomy teacher had one of those skeleton models in the classroom. Maybe the first day she showed it to us and said if any of us wanted to donate our skeleton to her when we die she would love to have it so she could show it to her future students and say “this was one of my students.”
@akio_kuro4 жыл бұрын
@@LCDigital92 that sounds like a great idea to me
@Dice.cryptid4 жыл бұрын
I plan on having my ashes pressed into a jewel and put in the hilt of a knife and given to my gf
@CastledarkDweller272 жыл бұрын
@@Dice.cryptid maybe she would rather have the jewel man? like not in a knife? so she could maybe use the jewel for a pendant or a ring or something? plenty women like knives but good jewellery tops it i reckon.
@madlenlang5 жыл бұрын
I find it strange that a head with tissue still attached and in the process of decomposition just eroded out of a grave. Most of the time (from what I understand) this kind of thing happens with old poorly enforced graves, in which case the person would be mostly skeletonized. Reminds me of a story from one of my professors. Someone found human bones on a beach and turned them into the university thinking that it was a long-dead person and it'd be useful for teaching. The prof notice bone grease on it, which suggested it was a more recent death and handed the material over to the police.
@nachtelfirokese885 жыл бұрын
i agree with you, but it also could be possible that the cementry also have city morgue near by and they take it from their. But overall we dont know what actually happen.
@Lucy-fn9rj6 жыл бұрын
If someone found a head and gave it to me, I’d be flattered but also like “hey you know we have to bring this back right”
@shareehorne60736 жыл бұрын
Lucy I would be so mad at them for doing it tbh. I don't rly care about the gory aspect of it but the fact that that was a person who had loved ones and a family and shouldnt be treated like that after death. Like could you imagine if some assholes took your head after you died and where just messing around with it or the head of someone you loved. Like wtf
@shareehorne60736 жыл бұрын
@@AlexandreLmbt ...no I'm saying if someone gave ME another person's head I would be upset....
@Cghosts6 жыл бұрын
"Do whatever you want I'm super dead" - King loui's head
@pollyflores4186 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness someone said it!! It is a cool story, it is a cool thing to see, but it is so disrespectful to the person's family and the person's memory to just take their head like that!! Without asking!!!! Maybe if someone willingly left him their head after death that would be cool
@spacecase24855 жыл бұрын
Yeah that has to be illegal lol..
@vwaehring91846 жыл бұрын
Wait this guy would take a head if it wasnt cracked? *OK WHAT THE HELL*
@MethuselahWinter5 жыл бұрын
Eliora sure, maybe it’s cursed, it’d be cool.
@karan44125 жыл бұрын
Man I want a skull when I get my own house
@8man9435 жыл бұрын
@@karan4412 me too. A whole bunch of em.
@aubreegrant87965 жыл бұрын
Yah like that's crazy shouldn't they be calling the police
@randomkittehluver3245 жыл бұрын
You wouldn’t? I’d absolutely take an intact human skull lol
@dihboas5 жыл бұрын
Megan's story was really cool Edit: WAIT! DECAPITATED HEAD FILLED WITH MAGGOTS? WHAT???
@sewerrat45395 жыл бұрын
Maggots? Did someone call me
@davida4722 жыл бұрын
The ending was such an encore. Love his energy and humbleness.
@oddtechnique126 жыл бұрын
i think i sunk a lil deeper into mental illness just from listening to that last story. Oh Lawdy that was c00ked!
@vDAWNz6 жыл бұрын
WWG2DAY d
@aaronsand6 жыл бұрын
WWG2DAY wtf is up with ur profile pic? 😂😂😂
@oddtechnique126 жыл бұрын
Aaron Sand i don't really know tbh i was pretty high when i found it
@aaronsand6 жыл бұрын
WWG2DAY oh lol
@christianjames62976 жыл бұрын
I was the 667th like 😄🖕
@hollandgraves19126 жыл бұрын
11:13 that dude is a BEAST for getting a tattoo for 18 hrs. I tap out at 6 hrs tops depending on the area. I can only imagine that dude's pain tolerance and mental game
@ryanp50526 жыл бұрын
Holland Graves god knows where he went in his mind after 4 hours I keep refocusing on the pain luckily I've only gone 5 max
@217853456 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking. Longest I've been was 4,5 hours and was glad it was over, which is nothing compared to that absolute monster of a dude.
@finnthyhuman_6 жыл бұрын
I heard that and my stomach flipped, longest I've sat was four hours.
@inkeddplugss62396 жыл бұрын
I tapped out at 8hrs lol
@shxllalt6 жыл бұрын
He said he smiled said good job and left lmao 😂 gotta be tough asf 2 do that
@TheRegina31085 жыл бұрын
Taking a dead humans head from a cemetery??? What the hell?😂 did they want to get possessed 😂👍🏼
@gabrielcolon87295 жыл бұрын
Sammy Eriksen Why those emojis?
@fransiscoh94505 жыл бұрын
He said “metal heads” so if anyone would take a head it would have to be a metal head partying at a cemetary lmao
@reneepaquette35455 жыл бұрын
“You Know, his male member.” Lolololololololololol!
@lataishajohnson21176 жыл бұрын
The swat team story and the last story shook me
@epicn6 жыл бұрын
John Gault but you have to consider that the suspect killed an officer and the vehicle could mean there are more suspects involved in the robbery. They also suspected that the shop was harboring the people, meaning that there could be many suspects. So, what they did could have saved lives if the situation was what they expected.
@mrtdmt6 жыл бұрын
I was at a festival in the mid 90s and these guy's had a cooler with FREE BEER written on the side. So I asked if I could have one. They said sure grab one. I opened the lid and inside the cooler along with some Natural Light was a human head. They too said that they had been partying in a cemetery and had broke into a crypt and acquired it. After hearing Paul's story I'm now wondering how often this kind of thing actually happens. Lol
@forestnymphconfessions35966 жыл бұрын
That's possibly one of the cruelest pranks. If I found them, I'd take their beer and run, unless it's cheap beer. Then I'd trade for something. : D
@tracigagum87446 жыл бұрын
They sound like a riot haha
@dreamingblue39396 жыл бұрын
now I want to be cremated instead of buried- I didn't even know this was a thing ._.
@rovers1416 жыл бұрын
That's beyond wrong, please tell me you called the cops on those disgusting motherfuckers?
@jazz37996 жыл бұрын
It happens often enough that there are specific laws against grave robbing/ vandalizing a grave site. People are often buried with valuables such as wedding rings so sometimes theft is the motive, other times just twisted people looking to pick up “organic souvenirs”
@fairyfox28905 жыл бұрын
7:25 **bAm BAM BaM** FBI OPEN UP
@SINCERELYXHER4 жыл бұрын
“What position was it in” I WANNA SEE WHO ASKED THAT QUESTION 😂😂😂😂
@ewill3124 жыл бұрын
we all thought it.
@p-h-a-n-t-o-m6 жыл бұрын
majority of tattoo artists have a bunch of tattoos so it's so weird seeing some of them without a lot of them
@designer-garb5726 жыл бұрын
Barry lavaine (tattooist)from Earlsfield in South London 60's through to the 80's i'm guessing only had the letter "M' which he hid under a wedding ring, so that was strange being tattoed by a guy with no tattoos (practically)
@forestnymphconfessions35966 жыл бұрын
My guy had a girl come in for a coverup. Trying to cover up one dudes name with another. He very bluntly told her it was a bad idea, she got all pissy, lol
@neno41965 жыл бұрын
Trueee
@NyzFinestx336 жыл бұрын
Ryan Ashley is so gorgeous and cute, she be like "how's that? better than the murder story?" lol
@Maldracai4 жыл бұрын
6:54 Staying open to tattoo drunk people... isn't being drunk one of the big No-No's of tattooing?
@v03684 жыл бұрын
Apparently depends on the place
@nicklewry38544 жыл бұрын
Money is money. Just because they are a skilled artist doesn't mean they have good values
@jenaleintz16684 жыл бұрын
don't like to tattoo drunks because, 1, You make really dumb decisions on what you want tatted. 2, you bleed a ton more.....
@julesshort80434 жыл бұрын
“Banana flag” was just him predicting manny flag 2020
@antimonia4 жыл бұрын
the manny will not be televised
@ch1vis4 жыл бұрын
The manny will not be televised
@tealafabiana35896 жыл бұрын
“I ended up not taking it because it was full of maggots” ah true not because ITS A CORPSE’S HEAD
@karimkopra6 жыл бұрын
i would play with it a bet :3 to see what`s inside science ok we are humans after its for the kids ok when i grow up i tell my kids what`s really inside NOT THOSE NASA FAKE PHOTO SHOP COME ON
@AlucardC996 жыл бұрын
The Undertaker FREAKED OUT!?!? My whole childhood is ruined 😭😭😭😭
@youngc04116 жыл бұрын
Not freaked out kinda freaked out
@Bonbon-C6 жыл бұрын
LOL
@mahsaashouri65515 жыл бұрын
JC_Gaming . r
@josequins90995 жыл бұрын
He probably just wanted to stay away from anything potentially illegal that might affect his career.
@tophbeifong11825 жыл бұрын
JC_Gaming the dudes not a weirdo like wwe made him out to be with the whole “ dead man “ thing who the hell wants to see a decapitated head anyways you freaks ?!?
@Moxie6783 жыл бұрын
Everyone has amazing voices, I could listen to them all day.
@diaalexguy5 жыл бұрын
ok i didn't understand the story with the artist who recognized the mother of the son she lost ... what ... ...
@diaalexguy3 жыл бұрын
@Anastasia Canfield yep it does thanks
@joaquin123486 жыл бұрын
Now that i think about it tattoo professionals are the most layed back people 😂😂😂
@pinkheart3155 жыл бұрын
They are totally chilled
@_leetealix_84195 жыл бұрын
joaquin12348 true 😂
@sl81035 жыл бұрын
Probably because they have to tolerate all the people that get tattoos (gangsters thugs parents Nazis etc)
@Alfonso1620085 жыл бұрын
@@sl8103 I like how you throw parents in the same list as gangsters and nazis 🤣
@sl81035 жыл бұрын
Alfonso162008 I was trying to show that slot of annoying people can get tattoos lol I see now my mistake
@millieg97626 жыл бұрын
He farted and took a dump 😂
@terrencekelly12566 жыл бұрын
That story to me is a big nope😨
@rovers1416 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling he was lying about that one, the way he told it was just insincere. When he said the guy shit himself he blew right by that part as if it wasn't as big of a deal as the rest of it, which reminds me of other stories I've heard from people I KNOW were lying.
@desalex46835 жыл бұрын
rovers141 he just seemed embarrassed he took the job
@pinkheart3155 жыл бұрын
Thats nasty. Poor tattoo artists
@shayreed66975 жыл бұрын
Shidded and farded
@iMac99914 жыл бұрын
I love that one of the cameramen asked "what position was the unicorn in?" 😂
@kai65435 жыл бұрын
15:37 That wouldn’t have been my response to someone bringing me a head from a cemetery lmao
@haenz40805 жыл бұрын
Can‘t deside which story is the most crazy one. I mean these tattoo artist are pretty badass to handle with these things. It started with „I was mad at my client for not showing up, heard he was murderd“ and ended with some kids giving the artist a HUMAN HEAD as a GIFT?! Not to forget the one story were the SWAT showed up. You guys really have experienced some stuff. Thanks for sharing with us.
@madlymars5 жыл бұрын
Decapatated head? Sure thanks dude. Maggots? Ew gtfo
@durtcobain10795 жыл бұрын
marissa anderson lmao
@lolziz5 жыл бұрын
@Dominus Ghaul r/woooosh
@mist46205 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think you two are the idiots and that Dominus wasn't being serious.
@emmabeansimmons64865 жыл бұрын
My mom wanted to buy me a sweatshirt from my tattoo shop for christmas but they were out of stock. On christmas eve the owner drove to her house and delivered one to her. Its my favorite sweatshirt ❤️