Craziest Client Stories | Tattoo Artists Answer

[@NotKekePalmer]

"I was pissed of at one of my clients for not showing up to his appointment aNd hEaR hE wAs mUrDeReD" ok we jumping right in

[@j0s3phXO]

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[@em7ily]

where are the replies

[@mrchamp9171]

@@em7ily here

[@carnageassassin2617]

3.3k likes no replies youtube gotta fix their shit

[@katherinebradley1832]

That Paul Booth guy has such a calming energy, especially for telling a story about receiving a decayed head as a gift. Felt like a bed time story 😂

[@donaldleejr.6810]

You're cute 😍

[@exdamio]

@@donaldleejr.6810 you're thirsty XD

[@donaldleejr.6810]

Right because telling someone that they're attractive is taboo stfu loser. It's NOT like i said something perverted.

[@exdamio]

@@donaldleejr.6810 bruh just go to porn hub and comment on there, people deserve compliments to their face. Not from some creep online

[@dysmissme7343]

Katherine Bradley I’m thinking the same thing 😍 I need this man to narrate an audiobook yesterday

[@julianhyde1645]

Everybody else: I had this eccentric client. Paul Booth: so these kids brought me a waterlogged corpses head full of maggots when I was tattooing the Undertaker.

[@B.entries]

AND The Undertaker was freaked out !!!!!

[@punkrockismyreligionk8268]

This comment should have 10,000 likes wtf😂

[@noclass2gun342]

See that's the guy I wanna get tattooed by

[@airena1449]

Exuse me but....is this legal? Ore even remotely moral?

[@KILLxxWITCH]

Airena14 No, it’s not. It’s illegal to be in possession of human remains

[@autumnjean3747]

"I'm a professional...this would be a great portfolio piece" 😭😭😭💀

[@ephwurd2yurMother]

You would be a great portfolio piece

[@westonnn_769]

@@ephwurd2yurMother what

[@steven_clinton_4593]

Ok lol min

[@guadalupecorona7212]

When she said she was so glad he didn’t lie 😭😭😭😭

[@ashboren6845]

i remember seeing that tattoo circulating online when i was in high school 😂

[@dessywee]

Her client got murdered, my tattoo artist got arrested for murdering someone...

[@neoncity1557]

dessywee hmmmmmmmmmm

[@dessywee]

Nikki Smith well probably not because from what our news said was that my tattoo artist was a part of a gang back in the early 2000s and murdered someone in LA and moved here to Hawaii to run away until one of his neighbors recognizes him and called the police. Anyways, I’ve gotten a tattoo from a murderer 😅

[@THEMOCU]

Thank god it’s not you!

[@andrewwinch474]

dessywee I had an artist get arrested between 2 sessions of a tattoo

[@benbickley6340]

Was his name Wayne

[@Stereochemistry]

"The Undertaker was kinda freaked out by the whole thing so he didn't come along" - and so the wrestling hero fails to stand up for his name.

[@blujay1608]

His "brother" Kane doesn't live up to his hype either. When I was a substitute librarian for a school, I found a biography of Kane, and learned that, prior to his wrestling career, he earned a master's in English literature and worked in a group home taking care of the elderly LOL

[@tonyasylum32182]

He's also a mayor now

[@Vahig7]

Stereochemistrytube he’s a fucking human let him be

[@MrSHURIKENCHO]

@@blujay1608 How sad is that? Someone helping the elderly - what a fucking idiot AMIRITE!?!?

[@Dyrtbag68]

Or he didn't want to be linked to a possible crime maybe. Stealing a head that is still decomposing means that person maybe has family that would rather keep the body in its projected final resting spot.

[@benallmon5613]

It must be so difficult to be an attractive female artist. Like, tattooing is so intimate and I bet they get dudes think they are in love with them all the time.

[@roboticzamat]

That also means a far more faithful client base....but, yeah....depends on what one considers "worth it". lmao

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

Omg such a horrible, hard life! Being a tattoo-er, and, and on top pretty! Mine workers move aside! Lol.

[@amazingabby25]

Moira Black. Human not in the same way though or to the same degree, though yeah there are weird females, a lot of my friends had guys get erections, lots of sexual assault and stalkers.

[@amazingabby25]

Moira Black. Human but there are I guess, stories of women kissing and doing weird things to male artists.

[@Ellieways]

Think it was a woman actually...

[@aesma-daeva]

I absolutely love that ragtime piano performance in the background while these guys tell their tales.

[@amazingabby25]

Especially the head story

[@ei6728]

I hate it

[@LichtdesMorgens]

When I got my first tattoo it took like 4 hours I think in total, it was a big black feather on the ribcage and I was the only client in the shop so me and the tattoo artist were small talking and turns out it was his 35 birthday and he even got cake. So when I took a break to calm down a bit he gave me a piece of his birthday cake and we ate it together. That was nice

[@dianaclues8597]

LichtdesMorgens I thought you were gonna say a big black dick lmaooooo what kind of cake was it ?

[@iiheartdonutzzzzz575]

LichtdesMorgens That’s nice

[@lanchon5077]

They fucked that night

[@alexisd6106]

Thanks for sharing:)

[@realbishopvalentine]

LichtdesMorgens that's beauty

[@Nathankinamorh]

"It wasn't funny at the time, but it is funny now." Those make the best memories.

[@remaain]

How aren’t there any replys

[@remaain]

Lord1V true

[@callousconflict]

definitely lol death is funny

[@londonwatson7342]

Like my literally fucking my ankle, kangaroo style hopping down the stairs at school

[@hedgyverona100]

It‘s sad that most of the female artists‘ stories include some sort of sexual harrassment.

[@My_Naginta]

My artist is also my friend and has done all my work. We'd hang out in the shop some times just BSing. His booth was next to this female's. She was a fairly cute and petite Asian chick. It was always weird how many guys wanted her to tatt them without even looking at her portfolio. They'd straight up come in the shop looking to get some work done. See her and immediately ask when she's available. Creepiness/borderline sexual harassment is real.

[@liserxsarah]

And then saying "my coworkers laughed at me" Throw these asshole costomers out the shop and if the victim wants to make fun of it, okay. But dont laugh at somebody who just got sexual harrassed and is feeling uncomfortable. People need to take this shit serious.

[@JLM498]

It’s incredibly sad.

[@kukguroki4179]

ikr.

[@kukguroki4179]

@Politically Incorrect stfu men already have rights.

[@AwokenEntertainment]

Laughing so hard at the swat team entering mid tattoo asking for his name 😂😂.. I can’t imagine a more memorable tattoo memorable tattoo experience 😭

[@marlarinehart727]

Ryan Ashley just straight out with the my client touched my BOOB, that was crazy..... ALSO my other client was MURDERED.......like DANG

[@Blomrutger]

Well the boob thing is pretty inappropriate and just a rude thing to do, but he's got good taste. She is gorgeous.

[@KristoLaptalo]

Her boob is reason why i started to watch inked...i dont even have tatoo :D

[@mr.mountain3460]

Ante Erceg same

[@ivyrose5153]

Tbh it sounds like she’s full of shit lol those are drastic, then goes with the “oh I spend weekends at this celebrity’s house when I do their tattoos”

[@jordan1591]

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[@fluxequinox]

bro wtf if your story includes the SWAT team, you win, holy shit

[@mr.pickles810]

In Chicago we had a guy go to the bathroom and he shot himself not on purpose the piece discharged. Guys dragged him out front for the ambulance blood is everywhere but when we found his handgun it was chrome looking engraved with gold definitely a cartel wasn't some average punk from Chicago

[@MrSHURIKENCHO]

Did you wait for the last one?!

[@The.Red.Tomahawk]

MR. PICKLES Can't believe someone that dumb had a gold engraved pistol.

[@blade1hunter100]

@@The.Red.Tomahawk TBF, you would have to be dumb to get a gold engraved pistol anyway.

[@barbarahardison6369]

crazydubaddict 💀 I'd pee my pants 😂 💀 🤣🤣🤣😂

[@ghostweirdo5464]

My mom is a tattoo artist. She said that she remembered this younger girl come in, about 21-22 years old, has a pride flag on her shoulder, and there is a couple tattoos on her neck also. She comes in, my mom talks with her, and it turns out that she was wanting a tattoo on her back, a rose, covering a scar from the bottom of her neck, going almost all of the way down to her butt. Really nice girl, short hair, and looked really pretty. My mom gets to talking with her, and finds out that the scar is from a scoliosis surgery that she had. She was 13, when she got that surgery. She also asked my mom for number of petals to be the age when she got the surgery. I got to see a picture of it, and it looks absolutely gorgeous. Hope that girl is happier now :)

[@upumpkin]

I have a scoliosis scar, a tattoo seems like a fun idea!

[@mirandataylor6385]

Who else is here and doesn't have a single tattoo? 🤣

[@crimsonhunter7598]

L0L me But not saying i wouldn't get one Its just IDK what it should be or where

[@mariyamaelfin9057]

Same🤣🤣👌🏻

[@alexaslifestyle4210]

Well...I'm 12 soooooooo

[@osskeet]

Poser wannabe. Get the fuck out

[@sgreechie]

Miranda Taylor haha me. I want to get one in the future though.

[@TheGothicMother]

I was mad he didn't turn up, and he was murderered... I think she was more mad that she couldn't be mad anymore lol.

[@Loweene_Ancalimon]

I love her voice tone on these few sentences. Sounds like an old movie...

[@kengaminbro]

Goth Mummi 😱😱😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@crios8307]

Yeah, and it cracked me up for that :,,)

[@Volvith]

"Do you want the head in the trunk story?" ~I'm sorry, wat?

[@SilentHotdog28]

While he was tattooing THE FUCKING UNDERTAKER I mean you can't get a crazier story than that can you? haha

[@serenabrown3686]

I thought he said hen ;-;

[@jjarocal]

@@serenabrown3686 me too. the hen and the trunk story

[@jasonrivera482]

lmao i thought the craziest ones where the murdered one and the SWAT and then all of a sudden a dude has a literal decaying head brought to him

[@xoxomercii]

“I’m very happy that he didn’t lie while I was tattooing him” 😂 Girl about a Pinocchio tattoo on a dudes junk

[@TheHippieNurse]

What does she mean by that?

[@anak4600]

@@TheHippieNurse his junk is like pinocchio's nose , it elongates when he lies

[@jeringatai3156]

Ive seen it. Tattoo not the junk..its actually really good and funny as hell too. But she did a pretty good job

[@miaalicea521]

@@TheHippieNurse shes happy he didnt get erect while she wss tattooing him

[@blueismylove3128]

@@TheHippieNurse she's glad he didn't get hard when she was tattooing him.

[@gnarlish]

So ironic "the undertaker" didn't want to deal with the decaying skull unearthed from a cemetery

[@DJUniMekaju]

gnarlish, I thought the same. XD

[@RaynorsProphet]

omfg I didn't even think of that hahaha

[@londyn9314]

I thought the same thing

[@melissa1093]

gnarlish I really want to like this comment but it’s at 666 likes..

[@V-DUCKLORD]

True when he was portrayed as a living dead man

[@jennhoff03]

"And I'm happy that he didn't lie while I was tattooing him." Hahahahahaha! That was priceless!

[@YukFu666]

Jenn Hoff uh

[@-.-4827]

I don't get it maybe I'm too lit?

[@Dragonspeak30]

Assuming this isn't sarcasm, OP is referring to the Pinocchio tattoo.

[@adiposeNarnian]

I was just mentally high fiving he for that one.

[@mcrorfob]

OH I JUST GOT IT LOL

[@TheServiceLadyBug]

I love how the guy at the end wasn’t even like hey bring it back it’s someone loved one bring it back because I can’t clean it ...

[@NorthSeaRaider]

Walnut for some reason I feel like he’s pretty chill though and I don’t know why

[@Iwannarox]

I don't think being "weird" is a good excuse, that's p fucked up if he just took a gift of a person's severed head stolen from it's grave... That ain't quirky, that's criminal.

[@keuwlcat1319]

@Limewire nah you hot homie smooch nohomo

[@keuwlcat1319]

@@NorthSeaRaider that probably cause he legit took someone head from a cemetery not him personally but was just perfectly fine with it like no big deal i got that chill vibe to fucked up but chill

[@airena1449]

Yeah....I lost some faith in humanity with this one

[@blueverde4943]

I'm genuinely concerned at the fact that they would disrespect someone's corpse like that landslide or not.

[@leandroisaac2000]

I mean... 90s metal heads, dude.

[@ChiaraMorgan]

Me too

[@stephanolikesbarrels]

it's a part of a dead body. bones and some dead tissue. I'm sure it didn't complain

[@blueverde4943]

@@stephanolikesbarrels it does not matter, you wouldn't want anyone doing that to your corpse..

[@stephanolikesbarrels]

I promise you I wouldn't care. cause I'd be dead. plus, I absolutely wouldn't mind if someone chose to display my skull on their mantelpiece

[@cindy3937]

She was mad her client didn't show up & turns out he was murdered lmaoo

[@trystayamaguchi8067]

Cindy that seams like something that would happen in scranton.

[@AZ-ij1yf]

Probably was X 😂

[@bottle6969]

Cindy hahah

[@agsberto039]

WarAzad Oh fuck possibly lmao damn

[@jaidenkent801]

Cindy it’s sad but it’s funny

[@TheDan744]

*I want a whole video of stories from that last guy*

[@vanesacabrera9091]

Dante Barcenas Jesus lol

[@ilessthan3pie934]

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[@murrrrrgles]

I don't care how skilled Paul booth is, that gnarly hair mat makes me want to scream into a box fan

[@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE]

classic case of why white people shouldn't get dreads

[@alcapone5791]

@@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE nah he should just take better care of it and it could look pretty cool with his style, but as is was pretty gross

[@toogaytolift9176]

@@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE racist asshole

[@maxeffort1761]

@toogaytolift I’m white and that’s funny as hell

[@toogaytolift9176]

@@maxeffort1761 his dreads are shit but not every white person who has dreads has a blonde turd going down there neck

[@toogee1850]

"The Undertaker was freaked out by the whole thing." lol how ironic is that

[@daisyharris4247]

I was literally going to say the same thing! You know it has to be beyond f'ed up to freak out the undertaker!

[@asiyah4454]

3:30 i wanna be able to trust someone as much as she trusts the straps on her shirt

[@roxc453]

AHAHAHAHAAHA

[@jennifercadet85]

I’m actually wearing that shirt now it’s a bodysuit. It’s stressful lol

[@deeroberts2161]

asiyah e%

[@meginwood1568]

Savage!

[@neeko9101]

Jennifer Cadet pics or it didn’t happen

[@kinskins6950]

"I'm weird and disturbed , and why wouldn't I "

[@TheeHeadTurnerTV]

#mood

[@dallasrios2687]

Sorry I don’t understand the story about the guy who recognized the mother .. and lost her son I watched the clip like 5 times someone explain

[@brookroozen9884]

The tattoo artist knew the child that committed suicide, and the child's mother was his canvass of that day

[@dududu185]

Same

[@averyvillegas8659]

Omg me too I was having such a hard time.

[@DarkestDeeds]

@@brookroozen9884 Thanks for the explanation.

[@packers12to80]

Lol, I had to watch it myself a couple times .

[@SerjEpic]

The Undertaker being scared of a dismembered head from a corpse. Ironic

[@laulau3641]

Her : "... he was murdered" Me: "..."

[@raulzunigamarquez2630]

laulau I was like "awkward"

[@lerpes]

i was like *bruh hes dead how would like it*

[@francieozaeta]

the first few are like "uh idk I tattooed a butthole" then the next story is "the swat team came in and pointed a gun rifle at us" 😂

[@quetch2]

and that one woman was just "my customer fixed a BBQ".

[@alolson2753]

Kate Ozaeta to

[@benm1324]

Imagine if it was one story, "I was tattooing a butthole and then the SWAT team came in and pointed guns at us!! It was a sheetstorm!!" 🤣

[@hallouminati3422]

And then a man came around who once seriously considered accepting a human (?) head as a gift to probably display it later on. KZbin is a strange place.

[@messerryan93]

Handing them the ball gag 🤣 " you ready?!" I'd run out of that shop so quick hahaha

[@tradeka4206]

When I was getting my first tattoo a girl came into the shop I was at and asked for a consultation from one of the other artists there who wasn’t tattooing anyone at the time. The booths there were all open air so my artist and I could hear everything that was happening outside. The girl went into this elaborate explanation of why she wanted to get her boyfriend’s face tattooed above her vagina and my artist and I were looking at each other and couldn’t keep ourselves from laughing. So he’s in the middle of tattooing me and we’re both giggling like some 12 year old girls and the girl heard us and came into his booth and said “it’s not funny blah blah” some bullshit and we both just laughed harder because we couldn’t contain ourselves. The other artist had already refused to do the tattoo so she just stormed out of the shop. Maybe not very professional on their part but it was so damn funny and an experience I’ll always remember.

[@im_xhawkx8803]

R U HAPPY KZbin? I FINALLY WATCHED THIS VIDEO

[@karimkopra]

the last story made u angry HAHAHA

[@AmeliaEverythingBabyNames]

It's been telling me for like 3 days to watch this video.

[@odinmyers7776]

Same for like a week bruv

[@odinmyers7776]

Same for like a week bruv

[@castortroy5349]

😂😂😂😂

[@sarahf2042]

the irony of a wrestler called "the undertaker" being freaked out by the idea of a dead body...

[@bandashee]

I mean, he did nearly kill someone in the cage accidentally. And I mean nearly.

[@Fenronin]

@@bandashee well wrestling is dangerous

[@itburnswhenipvp3789]

The irony? The Undertaker was a fictional WWE character, portrayed/acted by a real human being with a real birth certificate and name and all that shit. Do you believe Rambo is real too and they should have sent him instead to capture the bad boi in sandal county? Even a normal functioning human arsehole real undertaker would have denied it. "Yeah, I came for a tattoo and left with a decapitated head in a bag. Bestest day in ma laif." That last guy is a sick, depraved zombie ... literally full of shit.

[@sarahf2042]

It burns when i pvp Nope I don’t think he’s an actual undertaker, just a joke...

[@TheJacali]

Lol I thought I was the only person to catch this 😂

[@BoogieBitch69]

WHY👏🏽ARE👏🏽ALL👏🏽OF👏🏽THESE👏🏽GIRLS👏🏽SO👏🏽FINE👏🏽

[@samd5259]

Theyre all painted characters

[@Ballsdeepinurmum]

SarcasticallyDefensive cuz it just be like dat sometimes.

[@TheWizel]

Because they probably vet patently unattractive ones out. Plus in an intimate service industry attractiveness is a major factor into success (especially since your own body is used as a reference for your skill)

[@barbarahardison6369]

LeaveTheDungeon ❤💙🐚

[@bradonak420]

👏👏👏👏👏👏🖕

[@elicarson6134]

damn i love good tattoo artists. they’re like cool parents/uncles that we don’t deserve

[@riversway2399]

“...he was like a gay nudist...” I can’t breath😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-yp7ke4et7o]

@Donald Whitty r/woooosh

[@TheCreedGames1]

@@user-yp7ke4et7o r/woooosh @ Donald Whitty I'm not defending you, that was pretty stupid. I got a chuckle though.

[@claire28638]

Breathe*

[@meltedgyrofpv8477]

R/woooosh

[@nuezacarlo2712]

*wheezing*

[@YamekDrope]

That last dude I bet he has some goodass stories.

[@grimreaper4042]

That "dude" is Paul Booth and he is awesome!

[@reloadreload8723]

And a legend too... :)

[@lesliebowling5889]

"that" dude is one of if not the best tattoo artist in the world his shit is so off the charts and his shop is called last rites

[@dove3099]

devildriver 1980 stop being offended by everything douchebag😒

[@kate_vye810]

oof '-'

[@mollyg4980]

4:40 I’m a barber, I used to have this one client that would *always* get a hard on when one of us would shampoo his hair. Lol I couldn’t ever speak to him with a straight face 😂😂😂😂 also when a client stares in your eyes lol

[@abhogan3578]

Babe, I've been there too. And when gross older men come in with their "propositions"... The struggles of being a hairstylist/barber are real smh

[@jeringatai3156]

Ngl. When my hairstylist washes my hair it feels so good. Like yall really massaging our head and it feels good like I dose off kinda feel like im floating good. I wouldnt be suprised if I had a peen itll react to it.

[@solomodo5124]

The piano music during the head story is priceless.

[@acanadianamerican6478]

The last guy has a great storytelling voice

[@orbitroarbit.]

I almost fell asleep

[@cheyennegentry438]

He could be the voice over in the movie trailers

[@cupofjohoe]

And a great wizard staff!

[@nastynixon2046]

He's got a few videos on this page that yall should look up its him talking like 15 minutes straight about his skull and other things collection very interesting!!

[@mrcrabmoney]

Yeah I'm like I need another crazy story that's sans head. 😂😂

[@sarahs2650]

But tattooing the butt hole is such a bad idea. How is it suppose to heal when there is poop in the open wound everday?? Imagine wiping your fresh tattoo??

[@spaceoutmisfit1738]

no you just use water raise the shit out....thats the cleanest way to clean your shit. most of western culture use paper and get shit all over their butt hole

[@isolayted4806]

@@spaceoutmisfit1738 how do you use water to clean your ass lol

[@spaceoutmisfit1738]

Molvoc it’s called Brondell PS-90 PureSpa Bidet Sprayer/Diaper Sprayer Shattaf

[@dodo19923]

SpaceOutMisfit Also known as a buttsink

[@blackbolshevik1114]

@@spaceoutmisfit1738 a what

[@staticalphabetsoup637]

The raw power and energy from Paul is insane. What a legend.

[@emilyingram6053]

3:43 you telling me she’s a tattoo artist... And her names Tatu?

[@whosthere5545]

SparklyUnicorn 29 I think it’s more of a stage name, she is on a season of ink masters with the same name

[@MiniM69]

Tatu Baby and no, that’s not her real name!

[@conneroneill8506]

Such a dumb name. Like being a musician named guitar dude

[@OddBall8888]

Conner O'Neill wait what do you have against guitar dude

[@conneroneill8506]

Rio Lara too many guitars...

[@AZensibleOption]

The magical irony of the Undertaker freaked out over a corpse’s head has me in giggles every single time I think about it.

[@PhyreI3ird]

I imagine it was probably for legal reasons/covering his ass, but still funny as fuck lol

[@rfjfjjrndyajjrntjfjf]

@@PhyreI3ird a story can't get you in trouble, you can say you murdered someone and nothing will happen

[@banjobooker129]

Same, definitely the highlight here

[@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo]

@@PhyreI3ird No dude Mark Callaway the human being is just a normal dude he's not an ACTUAL Undertaker he's never worked in a graveyard or around dead bodies

[@Emily-hf4iy]

I feel like taking a skull from a cemetery is illegal...

[@zebnemma]

I dont know but I think it's not smart to have a real human skull as a decoration cuz it culd possibly get you in trouble if someone calls the police and thinks it's a murder case. Depends if ur ready to deal with that if it wuld happen.

[@halleehassell620]

No on ink master they get a gold skull that has the clients name or whatever and that's who the artist has to tattoo they didn't actually take a skull from the cemetery EDIT: so sorry I just realized on the last story😂😂 that's so freaking nasty with the maggots🤢🤢

[@nathanm2514]

Emily Baldwin y’all dumb lmao

[@urlocaldevilbaby4797]

People don't tend to care lol

[@iBarkBite]

Ohnoyoucannotcolourmybook(Ծ^Ծ) fuck that. Someone tells me they have a real human skull I’m snitching

[@Sarah-tm2fz]

3:00 Ryan Ashley: "DEE! NO!" Dee Snider:"I'm NoT gOnNa TaKe It"

[@PossumMommy]

No, we ain't gonna take it, we ain't gonna take it anymore.

[@kevint3362]

Imagine being so crazy that you scare the undertaker

[@FinessseJu]

The last story was wild

[@Jebu911]

I dont think everything was ok with that story. Why would you take someones head from the cemetery

[@FinessseJu]

Jebu911 i was thinkin the same

[@nevadaemory8677]

Jebu911 some people just don't care, if the head isn't buried or in a box, some really don't want anything but the skull so that's what they take. Very strange and illegal but something easy to hide.

[@jasonstyles2798]

Imagine if they got pulled over by a cop and he opened the trunk LMFAO

[@benevolentbear8213]

Ju 3100 are you the guy at 9:18 ?

[@Sensko]

As someone who used to set up gravestones, I can confirm the head story; most older graveyards are full of bone fragmenst. Getting a full skull is rare though, they tend to get crushed by whatever is used to move the earth.

[@CraftyTraveler]

Sensko wow

[@annsmalley9039]

14:34 paul booth’s “the one time i didnt accept a gift” skull story makes me think of taliesin jaffe and caduceus clay :)

[@chaoticbean]

His way of speaking too! I was just thinking the same thing

[@julesking1303]

I’m willing to bet Taliesin has met Paul Booth tbh

[@MissUgg]

topic: difficult clients. Paul: "so yeah that's the only time I didn't take a gift"

[@paulytamale]

The most upsetting thing about the head story is the cheery ragtime loop in the background.

[@karishmagandhi2829]

15:27- When you can't make up your mind regarding the hairstyle you want so the hairdresser just gives you a 3 in 1 hairstyle

[@helenbanh4208]

😂😂

[@apocalyp_tahoe]

That's Paul booth imo the best tattoo artist on the planet he can wear his hair however the fuck he wants the man is a legend

[@karishmagandhi2829]

andrew Jones Never said he wasn't and didn't have a problem with his hairstyle either😂. So idk why you're getting so annoyed

[@banditatthetp8657]

Wait you cant say stuff like that in 2018 people would get offended too easily

[@karishmagandhi2829]

Panic! at the Kailey ey ikr😂

[@leonardopolato2634]

Everybody gangsta until The Undertaker is shown how to do his job by a bunch of metalhead kids

[@youngpaddy1]

Wonder if the Malaysian guy just badly explained the Malaysian flag.

[@Ivanmaradonaaa]

Probably

[@lotuscoma4127]

most likely but it doesnt have an eagle

[@erynnspivey]

Why did I fall into this loop

[@danielanderson6543]

Same

[@liloreoinya]

Man. They suggest one video next thing I know I'm watching all of them.

[@Jobe-13]

liloreo inya FR. I’ve been sucked in.

[@blessings1063]

"wasaah dude.. gotchu this fuking head as a gift after partying at a cemetery"

[@gap1107]

and Undertaker freaked out

[@Grey66688]

Best fucking story in the video

[@TurtlesDanceToo]

Some kids: hey we got a human head in our trunk This guy: yeah cool, let's check that out

[@johnsterling9455]

Paul Booth : I got a decomposed human head from metaloid teenagers whilst tattooing a pro wrestler. Damn, I thought my life was interesting

[@kasda7876]

um. A HEAD??? and he was considering taking it??? WTF

[@713cooper]

kasda ikr I was deaddd (no pun intended)

[@iulianion5565]

he wasn't considering it. he almost took it

[@Toosii2times]

What a dick head (no pun intended)

[@charlottejackson9026]

Ikr it could have been someone’s ancestor

[@daisymakeiff]

he would of if it didn’t have maggots 🤣

[@vonglucke]

The last story ☠️

[@carlosjoelsalazar8099]

F’real thooo

[@SBMLLL]

sarah Samwel s

[@estenmaxwell2945]

How did he NOT get arrested after that?!

[@behemoth2887]

sarah Samwel was it a human head?

[@ARPat2000]

BEHEMOTH no shit

[@Nadia72639]

Random kids: "Hey, we got this corpse's head, wanna come down to the trunk and see it~" Undertaker: (O_O;)

[@karikling8812]

I don't know.....a skull in a cemetery would be buried deep enough not to wash up during a storm unless the cemetery was being used as a dump site, in which case......go to the police.

[@Michael_peanut]

I don't think you ever seen a mudslide.

[@teddythebear111]

TheGreatPeanut also depends on how old the cemetery/head is. i don’t remember when people started getting buried at 6ft, but it wasn’t always like that

[@brokewithexpensivetaste1222]

Kari Kling idk in Illinois there was a scandal a while back where a cemetery dug up thousands of bodies without notifying loved one and missing bone body parts was scattered in a pile of dirt

[@MiniM69]

If they’re fresh buried and it’s a wooden (or poorly made) casket, it’s easy for them to resurface. However, they wouldn’t be that decomposed yet.

[@blujay1608]

Sometimes, cheap caskets can float up. If there was a mudslide, that means the grave could've filled up with thin, watery mud, the ground layer eroded away, etc.... It's quite possible. Since the head was fresh enough to have maggots stil, I'd bet the grave had been recently dug too, which would also make it easier for the casket to float in the loose dirt.

[@ferallilfairy]

Imagine how many girls get creepy dudes trynna shoot their pitiful shot at them but they can’t escape bc they have to finish the tattoo. Which sometimes takes hours 💀

[@Emrys91]

Are you talking artist or client? As if if its the artist I'd stop the tatt there and then kick them out the shop. If client id ask for a new artist

[@xX_Qu1ckSc0peZzHD_Xx]

Just do girl girl male male

[@rfjfjjrndyajjrntjfjf]

Imagine how many White Knight's pitiful comments like this I see everyday

[@BarginsGalore]

The5GIO5 that won't always work

[@BySixa]

HER NAME IS TATU AND SHE IS A TATTOO ARTIST. Life is complete

[@MrsJahveli]

That's not her real name LMFAO!!

[@huyu6006]

Náthali Gordillo no shit sherlocks

[@sivurampfumedzi83]

😂😂😂

[@tmoneythagawd7207]

She actually comes from my home town I have two done by her she does amazing work

[@justjaein]

im thristy uhhh they were just saying that Tatu wasn’t her real name because the original commenter thought that it was- I’m not saying there’s a problem with misunderstanding someone’s real or fake name, but they pointed it out because it wasn’t that obvious for everyone...

[@gretablackwell495]

Honestly I wouldn’t complain if someone were to gift my head to someone after I died, it seems like a pretty cool legacy to have- I’m probably going to die unremarkable, so why not? Same with the whole “goth kids posing on graves” issue. This comment is 100% permission to use my death for aesthetic purposes, fuckin go for it

[@akio_kuro]

Same here. It's not like I'm using it.

[@LCDigital92]

My high school anatomy teacher had one of those skeleton models in the classroom. Maybe the first day she showed it to us and said if any of us wanted to donate our skeleton to her when we die she would love to have it so she could show it to her future students and say “this was one of my students.”

[@akio_kuro]

@@LCDigital92 that sounds like a great idea to me

[@Dice.cryptid]

I plan on having my ashes pressed into a jewel and put in the hilt of a knife and given to my gf

[@CastledarkDweller27]

@@Dice.cryptid maybe she would rather have the jewel man? like not in a knife? so she could maybe use the jewel for a pendant or a ring or something? plenty women like knives but good jewellery tops it i reckon.

[@madlenlang]

I find it strange that a head with tissue still attached and in the process of decomposition just eroded out of a grave. Most of the time (from what I understand) this kind of thing happens with old poorly enforced graves, in which case the person would be mostly skeletonized. Reminds me of a story from one of my professors. Someone found human bones on a beach and turned them into the university thinking that it was a long-dead person and it'd be useful for teaching. The prof notice bone grease on it, which suggested it was a more recent death and handed the material over to the police.

[@nachtelfirokese88]

i agree with you, but it also could be possible that the cementry also have city morgue near by and they take it from their. But overall we dont know what actually happen.

[@Lucy-fn9rj]

If someone found a head and gave it to me, I’d be flattered but also like “hey you know we have to bring this back right”

[@shareehorne6073]

Lucy I would be so mad at them for doing it tbh. I don't rly care about the gory aspect of it but the fact that that was a person who had loved ones and a family and shouldnt be treated like that after death. Like could you imagine if some assholes took your head after you died and where just messing around with it or the head of someone you loved. Like wtf

[@shareehorne6073]

@@AlexandreLmbt ...no I'm saying if someone gave ME another person's head I would be upset....

[@Cghosts]

"Do whatever you want I'm super dead" - King loui's head

[@pollyflores418]

Thank goodness someone said it!! It is a cool story, it is a cool thing to see, but it is so disrespectful to the person's family and the person's memory to just take their head like that!! Without asking!!!! Maybe if someone willingly left him their head after death that would be cool

[@spacecase2485]

Yeah that has to be illegal lol..

[@vwaehring9184]

Wait this guy would take a head if it wasnt cracked? *OK WHAT THE HELL*

[@MethuselahWinter]

Eliora sure, maybe it’s cursed, it’d be cool.

[@karan4412]

Man I want a skull when I get my own house

[@8man943]

@@karan4412 me too. A whole bunch of em.

[@aubreegrant8796]

Yah like that's crazy shouldn't they be calling the police

[@randomkittehluver324]

You wouldn’t? I’d absolutely take an intact human skull lol

[@dihboas]

Megan's story was really cool Edit: WAIT! DECAPITATED HEAD FILLED WITH MAGGOTS? WHAT???

[@sewerrat4539]

Maggots? Did someone call me

[@davida472]

The ending was such an encore. Love his energy and humbleness.

[@oddtechnique12]

i think i sunk a lil deeper into mental illness just from listening to that last story. Oh Lawdy that was c00ked!

[@vDAWNz]

WWG2DAY d

[@aaronsand]

WWG2DAY wtf is up with ur profile pic? 😂😂😂

[@oddtechnique12]

Aaron Sand i don't really know tbh i was pretty high when i found it

[@aaronsand]

WWG2DAY oh lol

[@christianjames6297]

I was the 667th like 😄🖕

[@hollandgraves1912]

11:13 that dude is a BEAST for getting a tattoo for 18 hrs. I tap out at 6 hrs tops depending on the area. I can only imagine that dude's pain tolerance and mental game

[@ryanp5052]

Holland Graves god knows where he went in his mind after 4 hours I keep refocusing on the pain luckily I've only gone 5 max

[@21785345]

Exactly what I was thinking. Longest I've been was 4,5 hours and was glad it was over, which is nothing compared to that absolute monster of a dude.

[@finnthyhuman_]

I heard that and my stomach flipped, longest I've sat was four hours.

[@inkeddplugss6239]

I tapped out at 8hrs lol

[@shxllalt]

He said he smiled said good job and left lmao 😂 gotta be tough asf 2 do that

[@TheRegina3108]

Taking a dead humans head from a cemetery??? What the hell?😂 did they want to get possessed 😂👍🏼

[@gabrielcolon8729]

Sammy Eriksen Why those emojis?

[@fransiscoh9450]

He said “metal heads” so if anyone would take a head it would have to be a metal head partying at a cemetary lmao

[@reneepaquette3545]

“You Know, his male member.” Lolololololololololol!

[@lataishajohnson2117]

The swat team story and the last story shook me

[@epicn]

John Gault but you have to consider that the suspect killed an officer and the vehicle could mean there are more suspects involved in the robbery. They also suspected that the shop was harboring the people, meaning that there could be many suspects. So, what they did could have saved lives if the situation was what they expected.

[@mrtdmt]

I was at a festival in the mid 90s and these guy's had a cooler with FREE BEER written on the side. So I asked if I could have one. They said sure grab one. I opened the lid and inside the cooler along with some Natural Light was a human head. They too said that they had been partying in a cemetery and had broke into a crypt and acquired it. After hearing Paul's story I'm now wondering how often this kind of thing actually happens. Lol

[@forestnymphconfessions3596]

That's possibly one of the cruelest pranks. If I found them, I'd take their beer and run, unless it's cheap beer. Then I'd trade for something. : D

[@tracigagum8744]

They sound like a riot haha

[@dreamingblue3939]

now I want to be cremated instead of buried- I didn't even know this was a thing ._.

[@rovers141]

That's beyond wrong, please tell me you called the cops on those disgusting motherfuckers?

[@jazz3799]

It happens often enough that there are specific laws against grave robbing/ vandalizing a grave site. People are often buried with valuables such as wedding rings so sometimes theft is the motive, other times just twisted people looking to pick up “organic souvenirs”

[@fairyfox2890]

7:25 **bAm BAM BaM** FBI OPEN UP

[@SINCERELYXHER]

“What position was it in” I WANNA SEE WHO ASKED THAT QUESTION 😂😂😂😂

[@ewill312]

we all thought it.

[@p-h-a-n-t-o-m]

majority of tattoo artists have a bunch of tattoos so it's so weird seeing some of them without a lot of them

[@designer-garb572]

Barry lavaine (tattooist)from Earlsfield in South London 60's through to the 80's i'm guessing only had the letter "M' which he hid under a wedding ring, so that was strange being tattoed by a guy with no tattoos (practically)

[@forestnymphconfessions3596]

My guy had a girl come in for a coverup. Trying to cover up one dudes name with another. He very bluntly told her it was a bad idea, she got all pissy, lol

[@neno4196]

Trueee

[@NyzFinestx33]

Ryan Ashley is so gorgeous and cute, she be like "how's that? better than the murder story?" lol

[@Maldracai]

6:54 Staying open to tattoo drunk people... isn't being drunk one of the big No-No's of tattooing?

[@v0368]

Apparently depends on the place

[@nicklewry3854]

Money is money. Just because they are a skilled artist doesn't mean they have good values

[@jenaleintz1668]

don't like to tattoo drunks because, 1, You make really dumb decisions on what you want tatted. 2, you bleed a ton more.....

[@julesshort8043]

“Banana flag” was just him predicting manny flag 2020

[@antimonia]

the manny will not be televised

[@ch1vis]

The manny will not be televised

[@tealafabiana3589]

“I ended up not taking it because it was full of maggots” ah true not because ITS A CORPSE’S HEAD

[@karimkopra]

i would play with it a bet :3 to see what`s inside science ok we are humans after its for the kids ok when i grow up i tell my kids what`s really inside NOT THOSE NASA FAKE PHOTO SHOP COME ON

[@AlucardC99]

The Undertaker FREAKED OUT!?!? My whole childhood is ruined 😭😭😭😭

[@youngc0411]

Not freaked out kinda freaked out

[@Bonbon-C]

LOL

[@mahsaashouri6551]

JC_Gaming . r

[@josequins9099]

He probably just wanted to stay away from anything potentially illegal that might affect his career.

[@tophbeifong1182]

JC_Gaming the dudes not a weirdo like wwe made him out to be with the whole “ dead man “ thing who the hell wants to see a decapitated head anyways you freaks ?!?

[@Moxie678]

Everyone has amazing voices, I could listen to them all day.

[@diaalexguy]

ok i didn't understand the story with the artist who recognized the mother of the son she lost ... what ... ...

[@diaalexguy]

@Anastasia Canfield yep it does thanks

[@joaquin12348]

Now that i think about it tattoo professionals are the most layed back people 😂😂😂

[@pinkheart315]

They are totally chilled

[@_leetealix_8419]

joaquin12348 true 😂

[@sl8103]

Probably because they have to tolerate all the people that get tattoos (gangsters thugs parents Nazis etc)

[@Alfonso162008]

@@sl8103 I like how you throw parents in the same list as gangsters and nazis 🤣

[@sl8103]

Alfonso162008 I was trying to show that slot of annoying people can get tattoos lol I see now my mistake

[@millieg9762]

He farted and took a dump 😂

[@terrencekelly1256]

That story to me is a big nope😨

[@rovers141]

I have a feeling he was lying about that one, the way he told it was just insincere. When he said the guy shit himself he blew right by that part as if it wasn't as big of a deal as the rest of it, which reminds me of other stories I've heard from people I KNOW were lying.

[@desalex4683]

rovers141 he just seemed embarrassed he took the job

[@pinkheart315]

Thats nasty. Poor tattoo artists

[@shayreed6697]

Shidded and farded

[@iMac9991]

I love that one of the cameramen asked "what position was the unicorn in?" 😂

[@kai6543]

15:37 That wouldn’t have been my response to someone bringing me a head from a cemetery lmao

[@haenz4080]

Can‘t deside which story is the most crazy one. I mean these tattoo artist are pretty badass to handle with these things. It started with „I was mad at my client for not showing up, heard he was murderd“ and ended with some kids giving the artist a HUMAN HEAD as a GIFT?! Not to forget the one story were the SWAT showed up. You guys really have experienced some stuff. Thanks for sharing with us.

[@madlymars]

Decapatated head? Sure thanks dude. Maggots? Ew gtfo

[@durtcobain1079]

marissa anderson lmao

[@lolziz]

@Dominus Ghaul r/woooosh

[@mist4620]

I'm starting to think you two are the idiots and that Dominus wasn't being serious.

[@emmabeansimmons6486]

My mom wanted to buy me a sweatshirt from my tattoo shop for christmas but they were out of stock. On christmas eve the owner drove to her house and delivered one to her. Its my favorite sweatshirt ❤️