insane minecraft lifehack! (minecraft 8)

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i stream on mondays and wednesdays at 6pm central time

[@angelaozz]

everyone in chat immediately saying 'NO' whenever Danny makes a decision

[@user-vh2ok4wc5g]

can u blame them 😩

[@smophiefofie]

this comment made me laugh hahahahha

[@biggaylol5438]

@@smophiefofie hahahahaha

[@Bo-dw3eh]

@@biggaylol5438 hahahahaha

[@klarakeuroeaton5737]

The chat is always so concerned lmao

[@ava3288]

“My house doesn’t look that drippy” - Danny

[@bangy4269]

My house Is so trippy, it a health hazard

[@moonishiri]

@@bangy4269 you should probably get that fixed-

[@frogsreprettycool2146]

You misspelled Drew

[@EvGamesYT]

@@frogsreprettycool2146 Lmao. They are the same person

[@audius.]

Okay? Is there a punchline?

[@florian5560]

I love how every time Danny tries to show affection to his pets, he just beats them up

[@bruhmomentum7155]

There isn’t a pet button there is only a beat up button

[@mileselliott8911]

I love you profile picture it’s so cute🥺

[@carmania1421]

I just did that picrewme today! :)

[@florian5560]

@@mileselliott8911 thank youu! I made it with a picrew from @makowwka on Twitter :D

[@florian5560]

@@carmania1421 nice!! The artist makes such pretty drawings.

[@crazedguy8654]

The chat telling Danny to “look it up” might be the most useful information they have told him so far

[@Howzieky]

His chat is genuinely helpful and I'm so grateful

[@victoriabrewster6133]

Ikr cuz most of the time they’re just telling him to jump in lava

[@Jessica-bz1vm]

The two above replies to this comment have pretty much the exact opposite view of how helpful the chat is and I find that hilarious

[@chickenfoot2423]

lmaoo and the chat annoying him with 'earwax checkkk' kinda stuff is killing me off

[@issym6117]

Guys...... i can’t keep up the facade anymore........ this is truly epic

[@DaviniaHill]

I've never heard Danny say that.

[@mrej1196]

@@DaviniaHill ikr he rarely says that

[@violetscrypt]

this entire video is an epic gamer moment.

[@chipskylark5500]

And you never ever say that

[@VeryTastySoup87]

It's my friend's "Annie gurr's" birthday 🎂

[@samtravis8994]

I was not expecting Danny to become my favorite Minecraft KZbinr, but I’ve been pleasantly surprised

[@tryxdc]

who is this danny guy youre talking about? this is drew

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

I was not expecting to watch a Minecraft KZbinr ever. Now I’m obsessed.

[@Howzieky]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted go watch Technoblade and the Great Potato War. You'll thank me

[@travisbessey1597]

@@Howzieky ew no

[@korn6722]

@@Howzieky no... watch stampy!!

[@boop7354]

I find it so funny that Twitch chats are always a near perfect reflection of the streamers vibe, and the fact that Danny has no idea why people keep doing "___ checks" when hes been encouraging them by responding and giving them energy is hilarious to me

[@spacetrashfallingdown]

yeah, I've never before seen someone's chat ask for a "lice check" lmao

[@iamsadguy]

ip address check 😜

[@yikes.]

i love danny acting like he discovered something revolutionary 😂

[@pink..lemonadee]

ok

[@K4ALE]

Are you saying it’s not!?

[@lemon-vw2zz]

rawr

[@notphoniex2006]

he did A.K.A he was poping off

[@nariaein]

he was just popping off 😌

[@misanthropictropic1110]

Real ones still dont know where Danny's secret spot is 😤😤

[@lanceryderwilson8102]

💯

[@trishell.longlastname]

I didn't even know he had a secret spot so😭

[@mollys6348]

hey!! ur not supposed to look!!!

[@hyuka.mp3]

dw i closed my eyes 😼

[@amritaguha4191]

Real fans know that in a past stream Danny gave us permission to see his secret spot as long as its between Gregs 🙄😒

[@florian5560]

Please never call your toes “piggly wigglies” again

[@KittyPieVibes]

U mean like everyone has forever

[@BolognaBiscuits]

What about "pinky winkies"

[@nocarbonationtm21]

@@BolognaBiscuits even worse

[@weenusfranklin2752]

@@KittyPieVibes I’ve never heard anybody say that in my life

[@wh0s.anneka]

i always see your comments on his minecraft videos and they are all great

[@cadegoebel4777]

ok, those windows on his house actually look really nice. it’s kinda cool how they’re not uniform

[@Potato2mato]

Yeah it gives a nice modern vibe, who knew Danny was a architect!

[@Prof.Stephen6597]

“I love him so much, he is a good boy” *punches horse*

[@eganelento]

lmfao fr

[@Dgero]

*Kills merchant and his llamas*

[@veryepic-uj6sh]

Watching chat absolutely screaming and Danny being oblivious just makes me happy

[@PointsAnimations]

this series couldn’t get better

[@sirspoonkm.]

I mean if he beats the enderdragon while reading chat

[@cyanyoshida2650]

I mean, it'd be a smidge better if he did a toot reveal.

[@pink..lemonadee]

i know

[@Jayeponz]

@@cyanyoshida2650 And if he does his earwax check

[@die8208]

@@Jayeponz 😧💦💦

[@devinclabeaux2153]

Danny has quickly become one of those KZbinrs that says "I did a little building off camera" and basically has a whole new world

[@kerriganqueenofblades7128]

The fact that Danny has killed the lama man three times and every time the chat screams for him to stop, gets me every time 💀

[@dinkygunky1582]

Danny: I’m gonna do it Chat: NOOOO NOOOO DONT DO IT BESTIE AAAHHHH NOOOOO DANNY DONT OMG

[@violetscrypt]

BADDIE DON’T DO IT

[@ABteam1009]

i absolutely hate the chat

[@mereisnotonfire]

@@ABteam1009 someone’s jealous because they’re not a baddie

[@naan000]

@@ABteam1009 nah fr thr chat was annoying like for a good 20 minutes the chat was spamming "omg what is newspaper's pronouns??" or "newspaper has neopronouns" and they were asking danny what newspaper's sexuality and gender were like omfg it's a digital cat can you stop assigning it a gender and sexual preference?? next time if i ever watch his stream im switching off the chat

[@dinkygunky1582]

@@naan000 it was a little annoying seeing people saying “DANNY SAY TRANS RIGHTS” and “DANNY SAY GAY RIGHTS” over and over and stuff, like I’m all for the LGBTQ+ community but he’s just trying to play Minecraft this isn’t really the place or time

[@trash2273]

watching danny gradually get better every episode is so satisfying

[@Potato2mato]

Ikr

[@klover8662]

When Danny stumbles across one of the rarest biomes and doesn't even know it😭

[@quentin1330]

I like how he said how much he loves his horse and then clocks it

[@dagthar3106]

Did i watch the stream? Yes. Am i going to watch this too? Y E S

[@vyvyanm1328]

sameee

[@DaviniaHill]

That's what Greg does.

[@biggaylol5438]

You are truly greg

[@miraloring]

and just enough time to watch this until the next stream 😎

[@ash1_ash2]

It's a nice little recap

[@Jayeponz]

I'm so proud of Drew for his elevator!

[@noaweiss9092]

same kurtis has just improved in minecraft so much!

[@happyskippers1470]

@@noaweiss9092 cody ko is so good at this game

[@blinkx178]

@@happyskippers1470 ned flames is such a legend

[@noaweiss9092]

@@blinkx178 nickis not green is just a goat at minecraft!! like a elecator is sooo pogg

[@chemicores]

ryan trahan popped off here

[@sunflowerseeds8809]

Main concern of the chat: newspaper’s sexuality and drippy’s pronouns

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

valid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@welike_snakies]

As it should be lol

[@ferretgazette8355]

nobody: that one person in chat: digestive system check!!!!!!!!

[@lunar21moon94]

Time stamp XD

[@jacobspeck]

For y’all saying Danny is cheating off camera, do you think Danny knows how to use commands? Or even turn on creative mode

[@andymiller1597]

I mean if he is actually Dream, then we already know he cheats

[@missmichelle1290]

@@andymiller1597 dream is not cheating

[@missmichelle1290]

@@andymiller1597 and prepare for the flood of repils

[@BIitzyyy]

@@andymiller1597 lmao yesss

[@mariel7475]

@@andymiller1597 regardless of whether he cheats or not, his videos are pretty entertaining tbh

[@justruthh]

*nobody:* *danny:* -“you know how I didn’t wanna build my house all out of c*ck planks-*

[@cadenceolivia6304]

I was so confused

[@okuiru]

cac planks, short for Acacia planks

[@cadenceolivia6304]

@@okuiru really?

[@okuiru]

@@cadenceolivia6304 yep! I think it was because when he first played on the server (which was practically his first or second time playing minecraft) he didn't know how to pronounce acacia and just called it cac instead and it caught on lol

[@cadenceolivia6304]

@@okuiru that sounds just like Danny

[@mango4981]

“Mother’s maiden name check” made me laugh out loud

[@roobee1234]

I love how excited he got about the water elevator, minecraft is so fun

[@angelaozz]

the excitement when he went up the lift made the whole stream

[@K4ALE]

Danny is living a luxurious life in his million dollar minecraft mansion. Sounds like a baddie to me!!

[@teresae.8932]

The nice thing about watching newbies play minecraft is how they appreciate the little things, like Danny with the horse trick. A veteran is used to that and doesn't notice but newbies have a childlike wonder. Makes me appreciate the game all over again. So happy to see Danny playing this ❤️

[@bump0005]

Right? Watching his streams has reawakened my love for the game! I’ve played it all through my life p much but I still don’t know a lot of the things his chat talk about so it’s quite humbling haha :) none of my friends play Java anymore so I’m living vicariously through the baddie smp too

[@pirimi]

3:33 "he's a very good pal of mine and I love him so much" *attacks horse*

[@brynnglock6766]

Why is he actually getting good at this game

[@Swollenlens]

Pure skill.

[@jerdenadajar6198]

i mean doesnt everybody does? But i get you😂

[@kyllisto_]

It's called improving, lol.

[@boba_ocha7782]

He was never bad, he had to pretend so people didn’t sus him out as Dream /j

[@genieboyle269]

I love how we’re all too early to comment anything about the video so we’re just complimenting the house

[@christophercarter9398]

Fr tho😂😂😂😂

[@shrom6753]

i like How instead of just leaving the signs blank he actually names them

[@Jade-ty8kr]

Love how Danny just has a mesa plateau and understand it’s value or rarity

[@reeseg.6766]

and spawning next to the fortress? He’s had amazing luck

[@goingsillymode]

@@reeseg.6766 can't wait for him to get incredible piglin trades and have no idea how lucky he is

[@farzana_614]

He looks like a high school student playing Minecraft after coming home from school..😂😂

[@vampire2318]

Danny is being too much of a baddie. The world can't handle this much epicness.

[@razzledazzledorito2588]

who gave this vampire internet access

[@user-kx2by5mx2j]

@@razzledazzledorito2588 not me.

[@dog8807]

@potAto not me.

[@bump0005]

@@razzledazzledorito2588 it was me I gave the vampire internet access

[@razzledazzledorito2588]

@@bump0005 oh noes

[@minecrafttutorialsandother685]

I love him so much. *hits the horse

[@mw7845]

“DannysThrobbingKnob donated $2.50” uhmmm okay 😭

[@hannah6yearsago683]

WAIT WHAT 😀 WHEN

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

timestamp? lol

[@mw7845]

@@hannah6yearsago683 one time stamp is 9:43 they must've donated twice lmao just found the other one 10:26

[@mw7845]

@@thenetherbaddie9760 10:26 lmao

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

@@mw7845 omg the message "SHOW ARMPIT" makes it 10x worse xD

[@user-dq4ck5vm3w]

This channel is deadass giving me life

[@ValueNetwork]

I honestly can’t believe Danny pulled the water elevator off! Also the chat was SCREAMING at him not to use quartz for the walls and to use concrete instead.

[@noaweiss9092]

you you spoiked it ::((

[@x4nder176]

@@noaweiss9092 this is why you shouldn't read the comments before watching a video

[@cloeshay87]

I’m legitimately in love with his phrases. I can not stop saying them. They think I need mental help cause I’m a little rascal

[@user-eo2cf2xr2d]

this series is the only reason i haven't completely broken down

[@marys4038]

Did not expect to learn anything new about Minecraft in this series but you know what? Danny’s popping off

[@trash2273]

i feel so proud that i’ve watched this from day 1

[@Megumi011]

His reactions are so pure it takes me back

[@VictorGnoato]

i gotta say though, his house from the outside looks like one of those rich people houses drew made a video about

[@logandraper]

Danny when he sees a wandering trader: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!?"

[@goodneighborsw]

i’m laughing so hard at the “im drowning” sign

[@catiekent596]

wa da

[@carysjones5159]

I love the dramatic music Danny plays when he's in a bad situation pls

[@OdetteEgg]

Danny really be living the life of an extrovert even in mc- since he was always out instead of beautifying his house to be a hermit in (I do the exact opposite lmaoo)

[@tangled8151]

Not one for Hermitcraft then lol

[@Eli-mn5cq]

im the richest person on my smp but i live in a cave under my friends house haha

[@jimsmowing2359]

0:11 I got jumpscared from that lol

[@shae.2214]

Something about Danny’s streams make me feel like he grew up in the baddielands

[@falconoreilly2607]

Lowkey, Danny's house just being the accaci wood looks lowkey cool. Looks alot cooler now with the quartz! For some reason the "messiness" of his house looks super cool to me. It just makes sense.

[@ella6441]

honestly, can’t believe no ones said it already, but danny’s really popping off in this one

[@sickerhackername]

This has major "younger cousin is spending the night but you one have one controller so you spend all night showing them how to play and the more they learn, the prouder you get" vibes

[@coolbeanz1070]

Danny saying sheeeesh is so comforting and I have no clue why

[@squid_kisses2029]

Watching him being proud of himself is making me so proud

[@teethbeans9994]

I love that he just looks at chat every once and a while and people are just screaming NO or calling him a baddie

[@avaschneider247]

danny your hair just keeps getting better and better !

[@noaweiss9092]

@@dumbrooklyn its beauty pure beauty

[@christophercarter9398]

@@dumbrooklyn yeah so is ur name😂😂😂😂

[@sunnie3234]

IS ANYONE GOING TO TELL HIM HE'S HITTING HIS ANIMALS AND NOT PETTING THEM

[@lanceryderwilson8102]

He knows😈

[@renilol705]

He literally chose the blocks that are the least liked by the community to build his house from lol

[@spaceranger4857]

Danny should file a restraining order on that Wandering Trader.

[@chadthunder5770]

Baddie alarm is going off or should i say...popping off.

[@Donirexian]

I'll be honest and say I've never watched Danny before this but I actually like his mc content because he actually looks at his chat and listens, I know other youtubers don't like backseat gaming but it's kind of refreshing to see someone who reads and tries to understand what people are trying to tell them when they're struggling

[@rach8387]

i’m not even joking when i say this is my favorite lets play series ever. it puts me in a trance every time danny. suddenly i look up and 20 minutes has passed

[@jifferino789]

on the first video he made of this i thought it was just gonna be all like "I liked it, but i dont think i'll do it again. fun game though." but the fact that hes actually invested in the gameplay and you can tell hes having fun doing it makes me so happy as a minecraft player. we salure you big D

[@klarakeuroeaton5737]

The chat asking Danny’s security questions lmao I love Greg

[@chemicores]

is anybody else really surprised by how nice his house is looking

[@zw9601]

Forgive me lord, for I have sinned I didn’t close my eyes when he went to the secret spot

[@finnie2711]

SINNER!!!!

[@leifjohnson3087]

Baddy + Danny = Daddy Or Dandy

[@b4nd1t7]

Someone should teach Danny about piston doors for his secret spot

[@little_r4t1945]

danny's relationship with the chat is my new favorite thing

[@luigi8x8]

danny silently watching himself go up the water elevator like ":)" while rlly vague jazz music plays is singehandly the best part of this video and its not up for debate (7:19)

[@gerdakynaite6944]

I hope everyone here has a lovely day/ night

[@alyhodg]

thanks dad- i- i mean.. thanks gerda

[@gerdakynaite6944]

@@alyhodg that's what da... I'm here for :,)

[@supportloafism9389]

Something: happens Danny: YOOOOOOOOOO DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD DUDE! YOOOOOOOOOOOO DUUUUUUUUUUUDE YOOOOOOOOOOO! *I wish everyone reacted like this. It’s fucking amazing* 😂

[@faeshyye6193]

i’m genuinely shocked at how nice and helpful danny’s chat is

[@yummybatteryacid7012]

Danny has a PTSD flashback 3:21

[@ivysvibin785]

“Because right now it is just one big- 👁 👄 👁”

[@sentientbacon5472]

9:49 AFTER HE SAID THAT I LITERALLY GOT A SHOE COMMERCIAL-

[@klarisa1002]

*"HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN!?"*

[@lilacsilk]

The “credit card number check” had me WHEEZING

[@figaeroth]

the amount of times i was like "please sit newspaper" in my head, but honestly bringing your cat on adventures help with creepers so maybe im the small brain here

[@Sophia-hq4yb]

I'm not gonna lie... I don't say this very often. But Danny is being kinda epic. That was kinda an epic gamer moment and he's popping off.

[@YZmusio]

"sheesh boy dis water is deep" - danny gwonsalles

[@peanut6862]

Yes! hes still doing his "Chat teaches me to play minecraft" world! I cant express how good this world was.

[@PoyoPoyo2000]

So early that the vid doesn't even show up on the channel.

[@Abigail-eu2sj]

YES

[@heyitsbrookie-dw5ge]

Can’t wait till you and kurtis play again haha :) I love this series so much It honestly inspired me to start playing Minecraft lol, I’m very bad at video games too but I’m getting better lmao

[@DaviniaHill]

Happening in an hour.

[@steampowerd2135]

We don’t just watch Danny play Minecraft here. We learn life lessons as well.

[@mamuragonediting1546]

If you want a better version of terracotta make concrete. To make it you need gravel, sand and a dye of your choice. That will make concrete powder and you place that and then pour water on it and mine it and BOOM you have concrete.

[@weirdscience369]

Too many secret doctors in the chat tryna give u a check up 😔 shaking my smh my head.

[@spoonk3265]

ayo “can my horsey go up the water? no he cant” slaps. please publish it rn

[@T-minus-infinite]

A list compiled from comments of games suggested for Danny to stream (in no particular order). If you have a suggestion, please leave it in a reply and I will add it to the list. Note: Keep in mind to suggest games that Danny will enjoy and/or can easily pick up Games that have no/are good without multiplayer 1. Pokemon 2. Stardew Valley 3. Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 4. Milkman Karlson 5. Planet zoo/coaster 6. The Sims 7. Animal crossing 8. Skyrim 9. Fez 10. Valheim 11. LoZ Breath of the Wild 12. Undartale 13. Subnautica 14. Little Nightmares 15. Shadow of the Tomb Raider 16. Hitman series 17. Spiderman ps4 -> Spiderman Miles Morales 18. The Last of Us Games that are good alone but better with multiplayer 1. Among us 2. Fall guys 3. Surgeon simulator (1 or 2) 4. Mario Kart 5. Other Minecraft things--adventure maps, servers, minigames 6. Dont starve (together) 7. Terraria 8. The Forest Games that have no/are not good with single player 1. Sea of thieves 2. Human fall flat 3. Overcooked 2 4. Phasmophobia 5. Unrailed

[@definitelynotfinley2721]

Dude why is this the only reason I'm surviving.

[@lolalabonte3881]

I was crying the whole day and I just burned the fuck out of my finger so I was crying and panicking. I love your videos and even one joke makes me feel so much better and now I'm not crying. I love your videos and can't wait to see wait even more amazing things you do in the future. -Lola

[@otterboi4240]

i've never loved any series more than this

[@itsgrace717]

His excitement whenever he discovers something new is genuinely so wholesome

[@Cottage_Gore]

14:42 made me cackle. 😂

[@manadysia3696]

I came here from Dream's stream and i already love this guy ahhaha

[@bump0005]

Greg is v happy to have u! I hope you enjoy it :) it’s very nice to know that mcyt has introduced more people to Danny, he personally brings me a lot of joy/comfort so I hope he can do the same for u!

[@manadysia3696]

@@bump0005 yeah, my last few days were so much funnier thanks to him cuz i'm speedrunning his videos XD and i'm so glad he makes you happy