blaze baddies (baddiesmp 6)

[@florian5560]

Danny’s screams cutting off are always the funniest part of the stream

[@simppythesimp1370]

Him in General is funny and danny

[@drewclarke560]

i read this as his scream cut off

[@yuriluvrgirl]

Hello😀

[@Cristalskulle]

Both of their screams are great 😂

[@florian5560]

@@yuriluvrgirl hello 😌

[@loganwasmydog]

I love how Danny just wants to bring milk everywhere

[@simppythesimp1370]

He got milk baggin somewhere else 😫

[@KatBambi]

He thinks milk gets rid of fire, but still

[@imsamh]

@@KatBambi it’s actually so funny cuz i think he drank milk right when he stopped burning and so now he thinks that- i literally love that he has no idea

[@KatBambi]

@@imsamh RIGHT?! like I adore people who have never seen a game and then they play one and they are like ‘ahh yes, this is how things are’ and it just ???isnt, like when it happened and he was like “oh, milk stops fire” and then a couple times in that VOD said he had to get milk to go to the nether I was dying. It is so precious honestly

[@olivia_vermast]

He needs some milk

[@Emily-kd2zv]

Danny: "I guess pig's can't open doors 😎" Pig: *opens door*

[@simppythesimp1370]

Sh-

[@boba_ocha7782]

The comedic timing of that had me dying

[@notavailable1174]

lmaoo yeah

[@linneaconnery3828]

I physically jumped when that pig opened the door

[@krypey]

@@boba_ocha7782 also perfect comedic timing of the creeper killing him at the end

[@fluffydinosus]

Danny: "Guys pigs can't open doors, can they?" piglin: **opens door** Danny: "OH CRAP THEY CAN"

[@scourgeface]

that was some jurassic park level foreshadowing

[@simppythesimp1370]

@@scourgeface lmao

[@3bellam]

THAT WAS SO FUNNY

[@JBC352]

@@scourgeface I couldn’t breathe from laughter omg. I got worried for my lungs when he hit the pig into the boat and died as he ran straight into the pig lol

[@barelyabear7956]

hahaha that part was comedy gold xD

[@isha-]

piglin: *kills kurtis the second he steps into the bastion* danny: oh no is it mad

[@simppythesimp1370]

He's mad because he got non of kurtis and danny merchandise

[@foxarror]

@@simppythesimp1370he wants an autograph

[@Sidewayseightproductions]

“I’m soul soiling my pants” Who knew Danny was a certified Minecraft pun speaker

[@simppythesimp1370]

He knew it from the eco

[@RebekahSage]

Just a couple of wholesome baddies

[@simppythesimp1370]

You said it queen or king 😤

[@imaneclair4836]

@@simppythesimp1370 you said it figure of royalty

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@imaneclair4836 Monarch

[@imaneclair4836]

@@thedestroyasystem yes that haha

[@henotic.essence]

@@thedestroyasystem monarchs are female rulers btw :)

[@meganpruyn9411]

whoever said “Dick Cheney” in the chat probably feels like they’re on top of the world rn. that was such a good joke and kurtis laughed so hard. congrats to whoever made that joke 😭

[@livtai3686]

I talk about that joke still to this day

[@rumoursays]

hHAHAHAH that was me!!! I screen recorded the stream after it happened

[@no1legobatmanfan]

I genuinely cant stop thinking about that

[@baslewis]

@@rumoursaysgenuinely i think about this joke all the time man

[@weepyllama]

Time stamp plz so I can see it whenever 😭

[@sawyermcdonell7915]

kurtis making a dropper bc he liked the smiley face is so on brand

[@simppythesimp1370]

That's kurtis

[@Bloomdemos]

That's Kurtis

[@thedestroyasystem]

That's Danny

[@emma_welker119]

That’s kurtis

[@Bloomdemos]

@@thedestroyasystem no, that's KURTIS!

[@pigsterthepig448]

Who’s gonna tell him that milk doesn’t stop you from being on fire

[@simppythesimp1370]

Not me

[@elladewes4508]

stop the withering though doesn’t it?

[@sarahno4748]

Stops poison though:)

[@hamflavoredlipbalm6077]

its his emotional support milk

[@cheese1871]

i truly believe danny thinks minecraft milk will solve all his problems

[@simppythesimp1370]

Milk is good tho

[@allidaff]

better than goop juice 😎

[@andy8822]

It will

[@iridescentizzy2387]

PLEASE HE DRANK MILK LAST EPISODE WHEN HE WAS ON FIRE DADSDSFSRSTSTDGD

[@kelseywu3723]

And he is right

[@yikes.]

his blaze rod got a little- ITS THE SONG OKAY

[@arimakesanimations2532]

Hey it's yikes

[@simppythesimp1370]

Idk if am i allowed to finish this

[@caitlyn813]

come again?😀

[@kleidot]

👁👄👁

[@simppythesimp1370]

@Penelope Pujol I'm in love with a creeper-

[@meganruizz7718]

the angry pig man opening the door and following danny to the over world made me cry in stream

[@simppythesimp1370]

Pig love just piggy love

[@edgardra]

For the people wanting the time: 6:30

[@mango4981]

Don’t be sad it’s just a game

[@dianabernier3543]

I’m a Minecraft noob so I didn’t know that was possible and same

[@dianabernier3543]

Woah your avi is everything!

[@safaa6356]

Blaze twerking

[@simppythesimp1370]

Ayo... New mixtape?

[@Meeskait1992]

LMAOOOO

[@PierceMyGuy]

ah hell yeah

[@wolfeevi]

AYO??

[@dejus_e]

I don’t know how that’ll even work but okay.

[@ghostpants338]

Danny has become a true nether baddie, he has ascended to a new plain

[@simppythesimp1370]

Can't wait for the ender dragon boss fight

[@ghostpants338]

@@simppythesimp1370 neither can i

[@simppythesimp1370]

@@ghostpants338 "nether" can i No oh ok

[@alingoodtime]

he's actually an end baddie now after his last stream !! king

[@fungaljoe9890]

Danny confidentially relaxing and going “Pigs can’t open doors right 😏” and the boar IMMEDIATELY barging through is peak comedy

[@pettiguy2702]

Danny: pigs can’t open doors right? Pig: I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move.

[@bunnybug3996]

It's true I was the gamer move

[@froggycheckers]

@@bunnybug3996 It's true, I was the pig

[@moonycanwatch]

Kurtis's balcony is the only non uggo part of the house someone had to say it

[@simppythesimp1370]

Oh heyo it's u again!

[@flawedaughter]

hey u again:)

[@moonycanwatch]

I'm everywhere *evil greg laughter*

[@theperson1822]

we meet again

[@bearyeojin]

@@moonycanwatch evil Greg’s are just regular Craig’s

[@kathrynhollar1340]

Danny and Kurtis’ screams are the funniest shit ever

[@simppythesimp1370]

You speak the absolute truth

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

kurtis screams in lowercase

[@brandonkelly326]

Danny will really just sit there and feed a baby animal a whole stack of food.

[@RayWhoops]

he has a theory it makes them grow up faster lol

[@simppythesimp1370]

It is what it is

[@pigsterthepig448]

@@RayWhoops It does but it’s better to just wait for the animal to grow

[@buggo517]

7:00 is the most genuine yell I’ve ever heard from kurtis ever

[@isha-]

at the beginning of this series, who would’ve thought danny could’ve gotten this good at minecraft

[@DaviniaHill]

He died 3 times on this stream for no reason.

[@simppythesimp1370]

@@DaviniaHill you fail before you succeed so he succeed with love from stream e

[@graciea71]

i mean in his survival world he beat the ended dragon sooo.. i think that’s pretty good considering he just learned how to play

[@temiloluwafadahunsi4063]

lol

[@isha-]

@@graciea71 I thought he just got to the end cause thats what he showed in his last stream highlight video he posted, did he actually beat it on stream?

[@fluffydinosus]

POV: you just watched this off Kurtis' channel but you're willing to watch it off here again

[@simppythesimp1370]

True epic gamer moment

[@LifeWKai]

I watched it live on both streams w my laptop and phone, and then I'm watching both vids

[@sonnymora]

i love the way we all watch both streams and both videos 😌👍 im proud of us

[@imsamh]

@@sonnymora and i love how it’s almost funnier every time we watch it all

[@shanedog5059]

Personally, I think this is the BEST minecraft smp out there.

[@simppythesimp1370]

FACTS

[@gabe6230]

TRUEE

[@snoopysnoopy456]

“Wouhhh you got the silky touch” - Danny, 2021

[@simppythesimp1370]

Isn't that what came outta my brother last night huh sus

[@cameronrivard5624]

Danny: "Pigs can't open doors" Pig: I'm about to end this whole man's career

[@the_o1873]

When Danny said can pigs open doors my dad literally walked through my door at the same time

[@elif-br8fi]

well now we know 💀

[@simppythesimp1370]

Wait so you callin yo dad a piggy lol

[@meowtoz]

@@simppythesimp1370 bro calm down ur everywhere

[@simppythesimp1370]

@@meowtoz *no*

[@mysteriouscookiemoustache5839]

is your father an officer?

[@ElliElomaa]

can we talk about how that random smiling block Kurtis got in his room looks like the plant pot Mikaela Long had in her first apartment? and how she named that plant pot Danny Gonzalez???

[@simppythesimp1370]

Yes we could

[@CJ-iz3mp]

this is so cute please

[@pascal9394]

oh my god yes 🥺

[@Blue-sk7nm]

oh my God full circle

[@emily-zw4jh]

wait thats so true omg

[@nicke0805]

“Pigs can’t open doors right?” famous last words

[@user-ff5so3mx1n]

the way danny says rats after he died was so on brand, nice one danny

[@mariel7475]

"ugh all you ever talk about is getting blaze rods and going to the nether. why cant we just have a nice moment ⁉️"

[@sarrahkramer848]

The chain on Kurtis's bed KILLED ME

[@kiarra0rose]

the talent of the editor to turn a two and a half hour stream into a twenty minute video ✋

[@lilyinnes35]

6:36 is literally peak comedy and I will not be told otherwise

[@mx_chocky1426]

The fact that Danny Gonzalez didn't die the first time he met a wither skeleton but I still die after a year every time makes me so insecure.

[@evie4924]

Try 6 yrs

[@maca76]

ten years and i still die to wither skeletons

[@mx_chocky1426]

@@maca76 I mean like is there really anyone who doesn’t die by them, excluding people in maxed out gear?

[@maca76]

@@mx_chocky1426 people who play hardcore? i have died so many times in full armour to those fucking skeletons, now i put blocks in the third so i can pass but skeletons dont and shoot them with a bow

[@blue-dabad33]

danny became a nether baddie but at the cost of being an over world saddie :(

[@rowanketcheson]

i love how this series is just the chat yelling at danny to do the most basic, life-saving things and danny being like. i cannot see :)

[@helena2037]

i was, entirely by coincidence, eating chicken noodle soup during the stream (never again)

[@simppythesimp1370]

Damm sorry for the trauma

[@CJ-iz3mp]

I sincerely apologize that sucks

[@mishac8444]

hey besties, love the series. it’s been helping me control my anxiety so thank you 💜

[@justsomegirlwithagodcomple3068]

Hope you get better bestie !

[@simppythesimp1370]

All the besties/baddies are here you doin well?

[@mishac8444]

@@simppythesimp1370 thanks for checking in besties & baddies. it’s been a rough week so far but i’m trying to keep my head up and push through. i appreciate the support 💜💜 (i really needed it)

[@simppythesimp1370]

@@mishac8444 np always here on the internet to help people with their problems stay safe cov

[@CJ-iz3mp]

really? wish that was me, these streams stress me the fuck out with how often these dudes die 😂 so awesome that they help you!!

[@dana6317]

that ending is quite possibly the funniest thing ive ever witnessed

[@kayfalenska9222]

Danny’s videos make my day so much better and he’s honestly keeping so many people alive and I don’t think he really knows how important he is to some people. I love you all I hope you had something to eat and drink today and just know you’re appreciated and loved❤️

[@mimicatmoon]

WHEN KURTIS WAS SHOWING OFF HIS ROOM AT LEAST 50 PEOPLE WERE SAYING 'UGGO MODE' THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!! WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

[@letsgobruins_]

yes, we do live in a society.

[@simppythesimp1370]

The couple that we didn't need but we got it 😳

[@bump0005]

Well well well notbuubyTv1 so we meet again

[@simppythesimp1370]

@@bump0005 yes

[@yellowstarburst3810]

When the pig just opened the door-🤣🤣 i didn't even know they could do that! Perfect timing on that one

[@simplysarah2113]

Am I the only one noticing that in kurts stream highlights nick edits a lot of zooms on Danny’s Minecraft characters and in Danny’s stream highlights their edited with a lot of zooms on Danny’s face. I can only conclude that this means Danny’s face is important.

[@danidisco284]

there are so many times that all I can do is shout "food! eat your food!" and watch them refuse to eat when on fire or withered

[@professionalwafflestomper3020]

Only true baddies watch both Danny and Kurtis' stream highlights.

[@colin2345]

baddie twerk moment

[@simppythesimp1370]

*twerks aggressively*

[@bellaf5684]

yea im watching this back to back with kurtis' upload of this exact same stream . its called being obsessed w this series

[@simppythesimp1370]

Gotta tell'em

[@aphrcbite]

it’s been 3 years but “but either way i’m soul soiling my pa- AAAAAA” is still the funniest danny quote to me

[@alsoimawkward4909]

I laughed so loud when he thought he was safe in the base around the portal then the piglin came in oh my godd

[@fabio_.9457]

Famous Last Words : ‘Pigs cant open doors, right?’

[@velvetclaw33]

Watching them walk past the netherwart without grabbing it at all hurts my soul ;w; The part with the dream music was pretty funny 😂

[@simppythesimp1370]

Claw soul was now ever more shattered

[@the.legit.batman]

early twerking

[@simppythesimp1370]

Sheesh don't gotta tell me i'll be ready to bust dow-

[@FurretAnimationsIsEpic]

@@simppythesimp1370 finish your sentence

[@mojojojo3212]

Late twerking 😔

[@nyliakskoorc1876]

super late twerking

[@bearyeojin]

@@FurretAnimationsIsEpic they did

[@moonycanwatch]

Danny blesses us greg w content just when we need it

[@helenasifuentes]

I watch both the live streams and the highlights so I get such a huge sense of deja-vu when watching these because I can't tell what came before or what comes next.

[@Koobiseok]

I love to rewatch this series 😫

[@draedonsgamerchairgaming977]

that piglin chase scene was hilarious lmao

[@maplefaple4221]

"Soul soiling my pant-AHH" 😭

[@thelifeofcaraandemily1016]

Nobody: Danny: we should’ve brought *_miLk_*

[@moldperson]

hey did you know what you can make paintings in Minecraft you just need some sticks and a piece of wool, when you have it you can place it down and it can be super big or really small or anything in between, but depending on where you place it you can get different images, and if you place it on a 2x1 area and if you try for a bit you can eventually get a creeper painting, btw if you see this you are popping off

[@simppythesimp1370]

Where's the likes wth

[@simppythesimp1370]

@@cupki oh ya i forgot my dumb uncanny brain done forgotten

[@isha-]

no one: the dropper: 😃

[@wemiloo777]

this series is my favorite thing I think ive ever watched in the history of youtube and im so happy im alive while its happening

[@lllllagoosling]

i cannot even begin to describe the amount of joy these videos bring to my life

[@breezyfeer]

I love how Danny thinks milk puts off fire

[@EDMOilers]

The part where Danny turned into a “W” was pretty pog.

[@shannonl2655]

between danny’s constant screaming and the audio cutting off like 50% of the time i’m floored

[@uN-KEMPt]

I already watched the stream, but I will practice my religion of watching all your videos anytime

[@simppythesimp1370]

True danny/kurtis stan i salute

[@brianneh1547]

At 8:26, it was like an action movie. Danny, our hero yells, “Where’d he go!” as the ghast slowly and menacingly rises above the cliff top. As Danny fires two shots and takes down the monster, the music swells as he sees what they’ve been searching for all this time: The Fortress! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sampharos]

i love this series so much that i'll watch both versions of their uploads back to back i don't even care

[@Rose1Hathaway]

😭😭 the part where Danny repeats the milk thing got edited out 😭😭😭😭 it was so funny

[@savary5050]

someday danny will organize his inventory

[@annabellagaffaney1361]

I don’t say this very often but this is pretty epic

[@simppythesimp1370]

Pretty pogger gamer top tier gamin i would say with a quote

[@darkprincette]

callmekevin used boats in his mc one chunk challenge to trap mobs- when they walked near them they'd automatically got stuck inside and melee enemies became basically harmless. he set up his entire border with like 30 boats or something and it worked really well, the only issue were skeletons, witches, and sometimes creepers- everything else burned to death when morning came. a true military genius, if i do say so myself.

[@zomb13_partyy]

Jim Pickens

[@hanlitwin]

6:35 the perfect comedic timing

[@crickerwilson127]

When you don't know whether to watch Kurtis's video or Danny's video so you watch both

[@simppythesimp1370]

Good decision

[@ottotalkscomics]

I literally JUST finished watching Kurtis's video... But you guys already know I gotta see Danny's POV too

[@simppythesimp1370]

We gotta see every baddie povs

[@keiraabi]

I’m expecting a full cover of Cave by the ocean

[@pc_awsome]

The speed run music proves Danny is dream LOL

[@valsayshi1166]

I was just watching Kurtis’s video but imma watch this now and then finish Kurtis’s later

[@simppythesimp1370]

Watch both here Tip: watch one on your mobile device,then one on your TV with a console

[@valsayshi1166]

@@simppythesimp1370 late reply lol but good tip

[@kiwii1027]

Pop off kings 👀

[@simppythesimp1370]

😫👊

[@katherineelizabeth7177]

Why are Dannys powerful screams so fun

[@Jackzpanc4keparlour]

Shoutout to the people imagining Danny twerking while his camera was off

[@user-sb7lt5wh9c]

Nether baddies🥶🥶

[@simppythesimp1370]

Sheesh

[@navi266]

It isn't a coincidence that the stream Heather comes, they find the fortress

[@misslinh4115]

How obsessed i am? Watching the same stream but from different channels

[@simppythesimp1370]

It's just a dream relooping

[@Poldy2023]

sometimes when danny laughs it sounds like hes choking lmao

[@atadstrange]

Danny thinks he’s mastered this game but just wait until he hears about Herobrine

[@splashofpeach9814]

These two don’t have an architectural bone in their bodies

[@tuesdayastrid5734]

I'm shocked that we can say Danny is good at Minecraft

[@simppythesimp1370]

And kurtis-

[@tianmejia5430]

People who think Danny and kurtis’s house is uggo: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@AngelPerez-sj4yh]

“I guess pigs cant open doors” Dannys Last Words

[@elliebeamydookie]

MY DADS GETTING ME MERCH TODAY!!! IM SO EXCITED

[@ListeningToMusicProbably]

that is NOT ariana grande.

[@simppythesimp1370]

True Grey's would've been had merch ;/

[@elliebeamydookie]

@@simppythesimp1370 my parents exist though lol until yesterday my parents refused to spend money bc my dad is a craig

[@elliebeamydookie]

@@ListeningToMusicProbably lmao what?

[@kleidot]

WOW VERY MUCH COOL !!! 👍👍 very much truly greg merch

[@BigMastah79]

*Gets hit by literally anything * Danny: EHHHHHHHHH OWWW AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@ian_thedemon]

14:12 danny over here sounding like bing from plan bee

[@brezlynartis3287]

newspaper would love this video

[@mojojojo3212]

Omg when Danny found the fortress just after killing the ghast, that was an epic gamer moment (and i don’t say that often yk)

[@BenOnion]

This is the best minecraft Series i have ever seen

[@ella2253]

YUHHHHHHHH THE COUPLE IS BACK...couple of baddies

[@NatalieeeJayna]

I've been binging these videos & I'll be honest they've really carried me through finals week