INSANE Rejections on The Button

[@Unequivocalsilliness]

Vampire gf lady was so uncomfortable.. literally the pick me girl on the middle school playground NOBODY wanted to b around

[@brcsephina]

more like the girl that wears a tail and hisses at people

[@radvelvetcakez]

​@@brcsephinanot the therian/furry hate for literally no reason They don't got back problems because of quads they got back problems because of your ignorant, unnecessary obsession with their interests

[@brcsephina]

@@radvelvetcakez womp womp

[@radvelvetcakez]

@@brcsephina Not you saying 'woomp woomp' when you took the time out of your day to spread hate- Even better the comment was completely different from your reply. Stay mad bro :D

[@brcsephina]

@@radvelvetcakez womp womp

[@justicebrothers7881]

“No San Francisco?” IM DEAD 💀💀

[@poppyhunt7684]

He sounded so sad 😭

[@tired_beans9]

No head? 😭

[@thegoosiest]

​@@tired_beans9no chick fil a sauce?

[@Adylynhx]

His face dropped so fast 😭

[@NeoDJDAN]

His soul was shattered and brain was brokeded all at once.

[@triplesixcrow]

“vampire gf” is concerning and a menace💀😭 not menace in a funny way either

[@PartnershipsForYou]

“I wanna fix him 🥰🥰” I cringed so hard

[@marialyar6097]

She wanted to reject aaron and then got mad when HE did it first... like she def needs some therapy 😭

[@ifrahismael781]

Frrr she gotta fix herself first

[@froggy5748]

seriously lmao, she acted like a goddamn toddler

[@ForestTheBulbasaur]

I don't mind the "hahaha funny I can fix them" BUT UNIRONICALLY?? Erm... 😭

[@eepiestyawner]

“i cry when i poop” girl tf are you eating 😭

[@ambersmith2612]

“ it’s involuntary” is it hurting her that bad??? Maybe a fibre supplement?

[@cloudberry5452]

I'm gonna be honest. I do this. It's not sobbing, it's just tears. But I do have sensitive eyes so it could jsut be particles in the air that's an irritant

[@UkuleleVillain]

Taco Bell probably

[@AaronStevenIsWhatever]

Probably taco bell

[@heavenshaffer]

A shit ton of coffee.

[@allisonorth9818]

Vampire girlfriend is the literal definition of a 🚩 💀

[@_KiTtIe.KaTt_]

WELL-

[@singingofsilver]

She's horrifying in a way I've never seen outside cringe compilations

[@jopenharan]

You described her type in those 2 emojis

[@EEsYouTubeChanel]

The way she showed up silently in a little girls Halloween costume and then got worse with everything she’s ever said was just the worst. 🚩

[@vampypansy]

Yeah you don't call yourself a vampire girlfriend that's a term you earn. Also she sounds like a wojak straight up

[@owenw.1643]

almost impressed by the amount of red flags "vampire girlfriend" showed off in that short a span of time

[@Scriblyn]

She's the worst type of person

[@QueenOfLegos1]

Least she gives you the red flags straight up

[@sleepyote]

Vampire girlfriend doesn't need a partner, she needs a therapist.

[@Butterflyonlife]

Watch her get attached and flirt with the therapist 💀

[@d.dandelion.n]

Her therapist would need therapy after her 💀

[@sharky.beache]

Be fr she’d do the therapist 💀

[@alyssabrady1717]

"that's not gonna work for me" after the football hat comment was INSANE YOU GET HIS ASS GIRL

[@solong_abigail]

SHES MY HERO

[@BootyGoblinesque]

She was so mean lmaooo. It's perfectly valid though, honestly. Being a sports fan and watching sports religiously is more of a dealbreaker for someone who doesn't like sports than dating someone who likes to play golf or play basketball once a week, because they're probably NOT spending anywhere near as much time doing something and committing to a hobby that you don't find interesting. A lot of men spend a lot of time watching sports... Like a lot... But going golfing on the weekend for a couple hours every week? That hardly impacts your relationship in any meaningful way.

[@ProfessionalYuriEnthusiast]

Cooper is actually so majestic wtf😭

[@harharh]

IKRR

[@jo4stuco914]

His Majesty Cooper the Weirdo

[@ruthclement4784]

Omg so REAL

[@marcb.cardlab6750]

Our society is doomed. Our society is Real doomed.

[@ProfessionalYuriEnthusiast]

@@marcb.cardlab6750 what?

[@LOsEr_SpIrIt.69]

"whats up weirdos" lights up my day and idk why, i love being a weirdo

[@danis4054]

Me too I loooove it. So relatable to my every day 😂

[@Kane42069]

weirdo gnag

[@Akademi_123]

YOUR PROFILE PICTURE YES THANK YOU

[@Insomnia95]

Real

[@TouyaAoyagi]

Rui

[@bleh3.2]

Ok but can we talk about the heartbreak, the betrayal, the utter disbelief on the first guy's face when they girl rejected him like my guy was going for 3 kills and she shot him down so fast, absolute queen over a football team too she was not having any of it honestly I think he was more upset that she didn't like football than getting rejected

[@ghrosst]

NO IT WAS SO FUNNY

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Maybe this is a strong take, but I genuinely wonder if this show is just training people to become better narcissists 😂 They incentivize "winning" through being as fake and charismatic as possible until the first sign of a viable exit strategy, at which point you are rewarded for brutally discarding your partner as quickly as possible. Kind of sick when you think about it, I really hope it doesn't bleed into other dating apps

[@annieh.5049]

@@mollusckscramp4124except none of these people are partners & they don’t know anything about each other to know if they’re being fake or not 😭 i think the show quickly lost any meaningful substance when it started to get popular bcuz people do just get too competitive & try to “win” by pressing the button first, forgetting that the point it NOT to press the button, but i think saying it trains people to be better narcissists is a stretch 😭

[@iiouuk.yolkss]

EXACTLY LIKE I WAS CRYYYING HIS FACE DROPPED SO QUICK 😭

[@5k1b1d1]

The singing is literally so preppy🌸🩷🎀🌺💝💕🌷🎀🎀🎀🌸💕🩷🌸🌸💕💝💐🩷👹🩷💐 17:26

[@SKVLLFVCK]

the sped up ''aHhH'' 😭

[@MostOfThatShoe]

@@SKVLLFVCK🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟

[@Imjustkendall]

Is it just as preppy as you imagined?

[@Abbie_Witty]

very bbg of him

[@LOWQUALITYSHEEP]

He’s the master of karate and friendship for everyone AAahHAa

[@foureyedfreak]

The thing with unhinged stuff is that you think you know what to expect but then it's ACTUALLY unhinged

[@teaganb215]

This show is literally the public version of that one kid at school who tells every one everything with not boundaries.

[@montymints]

A…Autism?

[@teaganb215]

@@montymintsno? I was talking about those types of kids who say things to make people intentionally uncomfortable? Or at least that’s what I way Trying to imply? Sorry if it came across I was going that way or trying to make a derogatory statement that wasn’t my intention 😅

[@toffeexedits7]

@@teaganb215girl you’re fine they’re just tryna be offended

[@cantletpeoplefindthis]

last vid i said i still wasn’t used to cooper’s short hair, now it’s actually growing on me

[@ElleRichter]

I mean it's definitely growing on him

[@Good_luck_.]

@@ElleRichterBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU ARE SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Vampireegutz]

@@Good_luck_.💀💀

[@kentucyfriedme]

Actually i think it's growing on him 🤔 Edit: someone already made the joke i was too late, i shall now sit in the shame corner

[@violet12345]

@@kentucyfriedmeshame

[@_Pumkin_Pie_]

The vampire girlfriend stomping because she got rejected and saying “ok whatever” is INSANENEE

[@szatanskisen]

vampire girlfriend is the definition of tiktok personality😭

[@may-sh9uf]

fr

[@imaylikedenji]

ACTUALLY HAHAHA

[@JustEnjoyThisShii]

Swearrrr 😂😂😂

[@starscoped]

fr lmaoo when she said she wanted someone she “could fix” i had some flashbacks that i would much rather nit have

[@castle_inthesky]

the first dude when he got rejected u could hear the pain in his voice when he said "so no san fransico :("

[@amaezin]

5:26 I think she rejected him bc she saw the other women walking out and wasn’t taking her chances 😭

[@_EverythingMelanie_]

5:25 HELP THE WAY HIS FACE DROPPED...I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

[@TheNightshadePuppet]

IKR?! I FKN DIED AT THAT LMFAOOOOO

[@kindauncool]

😦No San Francisco?

[@igetalongwithoutyouverywell]

Cooper character arc of getting a girlfriend is perfect. "THATS FOR SOFIA 💪😡"

[@mariahlamb2983]

the way the "wait, w-w-what?" synced up so well was kind of insane

[@therealcheesewoman0812]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD IT WAS PERFECTLY TIMED😭

[@Abi-662]

That thumbnail already has me scared 😭😭

[@ConanGray02]

fr

[@Chloe_CroIsSanT]

Frr 😂

[@sarahlcfan]

Well 😶

[@ABoxOfCartonJuice]

I had to think for a sec to see if I really wanted to put myself though this 😭

[@ElleRichter]

Same

[@megand12345]

The last girl was literally so cute and had the best vibe i love her

[@No_One166]

Cooper weny from "I wanna know everything about this woman" to "keep that to yourself' with Shay 😂❤

[@jo4stuco914]

Cooper was giving KENERGY with that arm pump💪

[@Ghostnelius]

One cigarette from dying is the edgiest thing I’ve heard today and I’ve been listening to MCR all day

[@human9460]

Phahahahhahah

[@_sewer_sludge_]

Nahhh, gloating about hitting the button furst is crazyyy 💀

[@sillyscallywagger]

RISE PFP SPOTTED RISE PFP

[@peggyh3788]

"No San Francisco? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻" 😂😂

[@mac2040]

IT SENT ME

[@94she]

cooper and the dude at 6:21 saying the exact same thing on the same beat deserves more appreciation .

[@myricn]

Being a perfectionist doesn’t mean you think you’re too good or perfect. It’s genuinely a hard complex to have, and it doesn’t come with total egocentric intentions in wanting to be perfect.

[@KaciCallahan]

Fr! Being a perfectionist often comes with low self esteem anyway. Perfectionism is not the same as being cocky. She was saying she doesn’t expect perfect from others but she expects it for herself.

[@aliag1728]

a lot of times dylan has no clue what hes even talking ab, like he purposefully misunderstands people

[@myricn]

@@aliag1728 seriously. I feel like he just overly judgmental for nothing.

[@myricn]

@@KaciCallahan totally. Thank you for sharing!

[@Talia778]

I think ppl often use it in a way that seems like they’re complimenting themselves. I think he just misunderstood that. An honest mistake maybe.

[@heidiherrera9981]

As a “poop cryer” myself It doesn’t necessarily mean to weep and weeehhhh but when you go #2 tears involuntarily come out of ur eyes😭

[@ambersmith2612]

You coulda kept this between you and god

[@claire.182]

So like your eyes water?

[@lisarodriguez6966]

That's what I've gathered from this and other (surprisingly this seems more common that I thought)comments​. @@claire.182

[@MariaOderso]

Same, sis. You're not alone :') I've never met a person who got this too

[@heidiherrera9981]

@@MariaOderso right!? I thought i was weird for it.

[@derteesippings9411]

I went to HS with a girl like Ariyana. She was a Melanie Martinez stan who wears outfits similar to Ariyana. She treated boys in the school like a celeb crushes (secret photo taking and what not). She also wore mascara and didn't wipe her face just so everyone can see her tears when she cries (She still does this and she posted photos of her doing it online last month. She is 25).

[@cosmiclasagna]

always the melanie stans lmao

[@melody_solace]

@@cosmiclasagna i’m not a stan but im a fan and that’s so true we get a bad rep but some of us are psychos and i mean that in a bad way lol

[@Uruhas_boner]

​@@melody_solacemelaine SA'd someoen how r u a fan of hwr..

[@HvfflepvffHalfBlooD]

“Vampire girlfriend” is a wattpad girly, i can smell it…

[@ambersmith2612]

That second man is… gorgeous why would you EVER pass him up

[@stonedNcreepy]

Ikr 😭

[@verycool88]

a cooper button video is EXACTLY what i needed rn

[@just_bagelsXOX]

10:28 im so sad that man looked so polite i wanna go get like… coffee at a bookshop with him so he can talk about his favorite author what 😭😭😭

[@evasehra2037]

He looked so sweet ❤😭✋🏼

[@just_bagelsXOX]

@@evasehra2037 no literally protect that man at all costs im sobbing

[@zuzannakielar]

The first dude just had good chemistry with the camera

[@TabithaKatrina]

That Dayman shoutout had me dancing around my living room 😂

[@moeezS]

Haha was not expecting that!

[@autumnsharpsteen1210]

I got so excited 😂

[@Chloe_CroIsSanT]

0:02 0:25 The ✨🎀BAM🎀✨ Literally made my day 🤭😜🤪🤫🧏‍♀️

[@blubwrri]

Same.

[@abihearteyes8863]

Cooper is literally just the sun like how is bro so radiant and bright wth

[@JulzziePoo]

"no San Francisco?" gave me the same vibes as "no Chick-fil-a sauce?" 😭

[@DBJ487]

The way christans dace went from "yeah san Francisco 😏😏" to "whyd y ptess he button😭👁️👄👁️"

[@Aubreyrobles123]

Vampire girlfriend is basically all of the girls I've love in the past but in a nutshell..

[@AdaireKrickets]

A-are you okay? 😅

[@TroboTicTac]

What does that mean?

[@cynister7384]

You good?

[@supaflycoolguy]

you need to love some different girls mate

[@deadgirlwalking4354]

Same

[@Soapbubbles3]

17:26 to this day my favorite cooper outro 💀

[@timerrab3161]

im sorry to inform you , we are indeed saying that on interviews. I promise you this jobs out here don't wanna know that you struggle with time management or procrastination or not of that "negative stuff". Im walking in telling them my biggest flaw is taking overbooking myself with so much work lmaoo

[@ukrose]

Yup. They want you to follow a script, not tell the truth 😂

[@kslisnns]

i love cooper’s button vids they’re so entertaining and funny lmao

[@HaleyBug221]

Coopers living room is starting to give me 80s era Freddy Mercury's house vibes with all the plant stuff and thick gold colored frames. Here for it.

[@Owawawa]

"vampire girlfriend" reminds me of one of my old friends who was the WORST person ive ever met.

[@drkipper]

The musical outro was amazing. That WHisp of hair that was almost in Cooper's eye added welcome cinematic drama!

[@Qwiditty]

Bro now that’s all I can see

[@Baddytheemaddy]

I would rather cry every time I poop than poop every time I cry…because usually when I poop I’m alone already anyway. But I for sure have cried involuntarily in front of other people…I’ve cried at work multiple times. And I’m really glad i didn't also poop. imagine you cry and the cry triggers a poop, which triggers you to cry harder which triggers more poop and you just poop and cry yourself into oblivion.

[@itstoohotarmy8238]

WTF 😭🤣

[@babyturkey8342]

Lmao i am dying at that ending 😂😂

[@trishtrish41]

7:47 quite literally a trauma dump. 11:02 vampire girlfriend is a wish version of old school Snooki. Betcha didn’t think that could happen.

[@grass5468]

9:42 "shes gonna say some shit about Ted Kazinsky in 3 seconds" 😭😭

[@__Sandycheeks__]

6:55 damn cooper got that hair winged liner😳

[@thehousespouse]

10:03 it’s Matty Healy. She’s looking for a guy that looks like he’s one cigarette from dying and who she can fix.😂

[@mochi-dragon]

duuuude the insaine pick me energy from the "vampier girlfriend". Bro SERIOUSLY dodged a bullet.

[@OMGkawaii4ngel]

1:17 HER VOICE???? OMG IM IN LOVE

[@cig4r4ttez]

christian's face when he got rejected was brutallll omg

[@user-uo9kf1sx5o]

There is a spider Deep in my soul He's lived here for years He just won't let go

[@shirin9452]

I think this is my nightmare

[@sana0111]

did you eated him

[@Yume_521]

THIS I NEED A COOPER VERSION OF THIS SONG its my favourite one

[@ree1425]

the first guy not making eye contact might not actually be a rude thing. as an autistic(probably) person myself, i really struggle with eye contact-but it is never anything abt being rude. maybe in this case the lack of eye contact was purposely disrespectful, but that isnt always the case :)

[@Joebama87]

Thanks for commenting this‼️

[@thebeartwinsgaming2233]

THE BAD BOY OF YT

[@Chloe_CroIsSanT]

✨🎀YESSSS🎀✨

[@ReaganAlday]

THATS HIM‼️‼️‼️

[@stonedNcreepy]

Hahaha lol that's by no means what you'd call a bad boy 🤣

[@therocktopus123]

"will they find true love, they never do" 😭😭

[@natahliamaydon]

5:21 the expression change was wild bro went from 😄 to 😟

[@sunlitoranges]

IM CRYING AT THE OUTRO

[@derekwarren4563]

My red flag is that I don't consider reality TV dating shows as representations of real relationships. My second red flag is that I also make weird sounds when I get up after sitting for a long time. 8:51

[@mooniebee84]

6:19 "Shay cries when she poops" ADVENTURE TIME REFERENCE 🗣️🗣️

[@sillyscallywagger]

OEFNIODSWXIS LEO PFP HES ME REAL

[@bropoke6799]

6:15 in her defense guys who are obsessed with football are ok at best and fucking traumatic at worst. My bf doesn't care about sports at all and he's genuinely the best man I've ever known

[@ccjchanceee]

reallll

[@Empress-of-Chess-Pieces]

that outro was the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.

[@candidatecoolguy46]

you know it’s a good video when cooper goes off topic and says “idk what i’m talking about”

[@peoplesourmyvibes]

Being perfect and being a perfectionist are two very separate thing. When you say youre a perfectionist and you consider it a red flag, youre telling me youre priorities may be first come first serve format and may take many of your emotional resources and time from other parts of your life. Also a lot of perfectionists want theur partners to be involved in what they do so they can get 2 birds with one grain.

[@0at_m17k6]

i’m grounded but got my phone back for like an hour and i’m so happy. father has provided

[@memoriesfaraway]

13:34 the howls are giving spongebob 😂

[@fugitive_]

16:36 the button said this like a nurse after giving a shot

[@kathryngilbride80085]

EVERYONE SHUT UP THE EYE WATERING THING WHEN YOU POOP IS NORMAL OKAY IT JUST HAPPENS TO SOME PEOPLE ITS LIKE WHEN YOU SNEEZE AND YOUR EYES WATER still tho idk why anyone would bring that up in this situation

[@thehousespouse]

7:29 I wonder if there’s a weird nerve misfiring. Because there is a gut-brain connection.

[@existentialheart]

COOPERRRR I HAVE THE BARBRA AND KENNETH NECKLACE AND HAVENT TAKEN IT OFF SINCE I GOT IT, ITS SO PRETTY I WANT MORE 😭🩷🩷

[@kwiah_rose6752]

I just saw Cody ko’s reaction to this button ep and you better bet I’m giggling with happiness to watch Coopers in the same day😈

[@TacoBellaDoggo2]

i’m actually scared of the button but cooper makes it so funny that idc :)

[@MonolithicCyanTsunami]

10:48 damn cooper, truer words have never been spoken

[@Aaaaaaaalonika]

THE SMILE WIPED OFF HIS FACE AND THE LITTLE “no san francisco” JUST FUELED ME FOR MY NEXT DAY OF WORK

[@XavierReichbaum]

Was actually having the worst day ever thank you for uploading

[@colekayve]

6:18 imagine if cooper was in the room when they gave this reaction 😂she would die of embarrassment. Poor thing😂

[@brentriverafr]

MORE COOPER BUTTON CONTENT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@Fish_with_legs467]

When I watch your videos I make popcorn and play stardew valley thank you for letting me make this wonderful habit for myself *6 am hotdog*

[@beetosbeef]

I'm drinking hot chocolate and playing rain world while I watch :)

[@bear9295]

I play Dinkum and eat snacks

[@juiceboxfromthevoid]

I hold my cat and explain to her why she is perfect

[@froggy5748]

I did not expect to see a kurtis conner 6am hotdog here wtf

[@Fish_with_legs467]

@@froggy5748 I did not expect to be caught so soon 😭

[@PenelopeAstony]

16:00 In a couple of months, this transition moment will come to fruition, and we will all lose our minds.

[@TrippySnakeBalls]

3:36 as a boy who likes girls, I feel seen for the first time in my life

[@sakurasensations4786]

Dude I was genuinely so happy at the end, the couple was so cute!! That pair felt like they actually vibed and weren’t too demanding of the other for anything-felt like an actually nice connection and everything 😊

[@sadahudspeth]

I cry when I poop to seriously it’s like when you cry when you yawn it is a sense of relief for me tho

[@stormy_days_x]

idk if this is odd I need someone to make like a compilation of all of coopers outros I love them so much or for cooper to have a whole episode of him ranting about nonsense (like he does when he’s a lil bit tipsy) that sh!t brings me so much joy. like just an episode of rabbit trails and he doesn’t have to get back on track like I would love that

[@EchoRoss]

i will say the crying on the toilet is just like, a tear or 2 like if you yawned or something. if she were emotionally crying that’d be different but it’s a real thing, more often noticed when it’s every time you pee, there’s some term for it.

[@katiedickson0820]

Omg I’m so glad he made another Button video! These are the best, his commentary has me in tears every time 😂

[@Lia-ew5hm]

Best singing I've heard all year

[@MariaOderso]

That vampire gf girlie already got someone to fix: HERSELF!!

[@hsieo16]

“You can call me vampire girlfriend” VAMPIRE WHAT NOW???

[@Midnightsgirly]

I’m sorry when cooper yelled TRANSITION AND SLAMMED HIS ARM DOWN ON THE TABLE I started laughing so hard for no reason😭😭😭

[@kitkats5276]

vampire girlfriend’s type is robert pattinson in the batman

[@igose]

11:15 He looks like he can fix her instead

[@empyrealdaydream662]

YEAAA BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR !! COOPER BUTTON VID 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@jaz.elaine]

dude hes so handsome and not even in a flirtatious manner like this man is gorgeous

[@Alex_in_Wonderland111]

I will never grow tired of this man’s outros