Insane Wreck! | Boat Fails of the Week

[@H8er-Maker]

It's amazing how people I see giving their boat throttle with prop in the air. You can hear a definite difference.

[@doughesson]

But if you don't understand what the different noise means...

[@JJZBULLITT109]

With enough booze and music you won't hear a thing. Just sit there wondering what's wrong with the engine.

[@greggdsurf]

That sport fishing boat at 3:00 actually had it perfect but then panicked a bit i think and got jerky on the throttles

[@huntspoint3442]

Yeah, sometimes it’s better just to wait, than to go crazy with the gears and throttle. I tell people to bump it, and let it sit for a second.

[@bcapa217]

I always tell people, when within the marina never go faster than the speed you can afford to bump something.

[@jetsetsea]

@@bcapa217 Go slow and usually the most damage you can do is to your pride.

[@bcapa217]

@@jetsetsea yes agreed, people panic and the outcome is usually much worse.. I own a marina with roughly a 100 boats and deal with the aftermath somewhat frequently.

[@tjmurray1132]

Dude was thinking same..or back into current shit load control that boat at mid ship wheels r in Corners

[@Random-rt5ec]

Moral of the story: The best boat is your friends boat. Pay for the gas, buy the beer, laugh at his jokes & let him take care of the rest.

[@sunsetlights100]

After clicked on bunch poker run & haulover vids I was initially super keen save up for MTI cat 2000hp ...then I wised up I'm paying someone else lol

[@bobangell9775]

=9u Z Z. W , kk 1q111kkl¹19aoca ,

[@douglascox9996]

“Gel coat, gel coat, where you been? Around the block and going again.”

[@assassinlexx1993]

The plan is to make it into a flat bottom boat.

[@LysanderSpooner-zl5vm]

Watching these videos makes me feel A LOT better about my “boating fails”

[@NickMonteleone]

One thing about being on the water....stupid is everywhere you look.

[@mohamhead9701]

I call the water surface the Bozone Layer

[@s0nnyburnett]

@@mohamhead9701 Good one mate

[@davem6685]

And usually fueled by alcohol. What can go wrong?

[@BigDaddy-zh2rc]

Kid Rock looks pissed, walking up in the thumbnail hahaha

[@gangland479]

Those boys definitely where so proud I was laughing my ass off when dude says that

[@tiov3001]

The guy trying his hardest to say Qualified Captain " at 3:28 almost brings the humor back to saying "like Captain, lolol or ah, not so whatever, Captain of the week! Huhhuh "

[@tomrogers9467]

4:00. Those new white lines gonna confuse a lot of drunks that night!

[@covid7031]

Honey? Did you put the drain plug in the boat? Uh. Oops!

[@arribaficationwineho32]

“What drain plug?” :-)

[@claudethibaudeau2714]

Moral of the story??? Don't bite off more than you can chew lol. Having a boat is one thing but can you pilot it is another lol 🤣🤣

[@gordoncushman7807]

They are all like " Duh What ? I didn't see nothin' ! "

[@MUGSYBROWN]

0:15 ……… such DEEP CONCERN for their fallen friend !! Buncha Honey Badgers !!!

[@Primalxbeast]

They're still up there dancing while they watch her fall, but it's it bit hard to have too much sympathy for someone who wants to jump off the roof while drunk. That walkway was very narrow even for the people walking across it carefully from the bottom of the boat.

[@willraefpv]

1:40 actually worked out pretty well

[@doughesson]

If they'd slacked off the bank line,it would have been better

[@bowhunter69]

I got notified of this post 3 minutes ago but it says the video went up 6 days ago .🤣🤣🤣

[@TimeSurfer206]

In re, "A Historic moment gone wrong." They documented their results. This is SCIENCE!

[@mohamhead9701]

If you don't know an outboard motor needs to be in the water to cool it you shouldn't be anywhere near a boat

[@psychoniner]

Got my boat fail, check! HAHA

[@KeyserTheRedBeard]

cool upload Haulover. I broke that thumbs up on your video. Continue to keep up the good work.

[@alexgoldstein7997]

Will never be a shortage of these videos lol

[@fiskfarm]

Lots of $ but bats in the belfry.👍😂😜👍

[@sweeptheleg.]

4:00 Decided to skip the trailer option huh? 😂

[@tomrogers9467]

He was heading to the “Boating Drag Races” the next week. This was his practice lap.

[@arribaficationwineho32]

Why would anyone drag a boat like that? My question is not as stupid as some things I just saw. I would also love to know the story of the boat sinking with bow up. It looked like a nice boat.

[@theislandsc]

3:00- looks like the Charleston mega dock.

[@davidwildridge8080]

@3:58 trust me this is the fastest way to remove even the most stubborn barnacles. I have references and of course I'm fully insured.

[@brianvo706]

The girl that fell in one of the first video people just stared no one ran to see if she was ok, people today are worthless.

[@darthkek1953]

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

[@straycat2253]

Glub glub glub now you have a sub!

[@brandonb.288]

3:45 is the classic case of 'bite the bullet and know you are taking a minor side hit', slight reverse, let the pilon and the current turn your bow the way you are wanting while you switch from reverse to forward and slowly ease out of there with only needing a piece of rub rail at the most. Instead 'freaking out' and double smacking 10x harder than the current would have done drifting into the wood pilon would have.

[@boaterslisttv]

00:28 No TV tonight😎

[@GodBlessedAmerica]

The guys that are proud weren’t standing there filming.

[@s0nnyburnett]

Let the meatheads do the work, they love it.

[@jimmyp6443]

Booze and boats ,perfect together

[@jamesb1221222]

"As you can see.. the engine just fall off in the ocean..."

[@markkeyz3755]

@jamesb1221222 ikr... clickbait

[@markkeyz3755]

*oops, meant for Jason F

[@BattleBendOutdoors]

They jus kept the party goin after that lady committed suicide

[@doughesson]

The charter deposit must have been unrefundable.

[@Primalxbeast]

@@doughesson It looks as if they spent almost as much on alcohol for so many people. Super yacht, 12 passenger limit, tiny party yacht, 120.

[@Rebar77_real]

I guess someone told her to bounce.

[@doughesson]

@@Primalxbeast Yep, that's the ratio I've seen running excursion boats in Memphis.

[@kriskaczynski3560]

More money than brains. This is why I stay away from people.

[@Mr.Fill-Fill]

Thanks to the channel! Funny video. Russians have two sayings: - Bought a driver's license. ride did not Bought. - water does not like fools and drunks.

[@ACommenterOnYouTube]

:20 And NOBODY jumps in after her, just standing there WATCHING ...

[@tomrogers9467]

“Drunk Overboard”. Hey, I need a refill!

[@distinctivemf1918]

2:10, she’s so disappointed in him.

[@accutronitisthe2nd95]

Wasn't that Kid Rock??? lol man the years haven't been kind to him...

[@karlholliday715]

Cameramen at 2:05 and 3:18 as "qualified" with film as captains they're taking the piss out of..

[@quinnyeager6693]

In Canada you need a license to be on the water 🇨🇦and a brain 🧠

[@jjohnsonTX]

Here in the good ole 🇺🇸 U.S., all you need is 💰 money !

[@railroad9000]

We tried to get boater education legislation passed in Utah for many years. The legislators (who also owned boats) did not want to have to get the license of education. There attitude "I've been boating for xx years, I'm a safe boater, and don't need to get a license". They think they know it all!' Just ask any of them and they will tell you they do!

[@00000005547]

@@railroad9000 Riddle me this... EVERYONE needs a license to drive a car. Yet half the people on the road drive like fuckin methed up apes. Do you really think it will do anything? At least the money barrier means if you own a boat you can likely pay for any damages you make with it.

[@mohamhead9701]

Half get a friend to take the online licence for them. Yeah, Canadians are better boaters. Lol

[@stangdude5593]

The lakes thaw out in Canada???

[@gaae2000]

0:13 for real?! wow

[@michaelangelos5117]

Somebody should stop these fools.

[@StealthMode139]

So true a the end about walking up to the boat ramp wondering What Tha.. :) to true

[@tomtamir4156]

Tying up a boat in an out going tide will cause the boat to hang on the ropes. You have to tie it up with the tide in mind. Or, have someone stay with the boat who can keep retying to the falling tide. There is a video on KZbin that shows how to tie up boat at a dock with incoming or outgoing tides.

[@unclee8936]

I personally saw the boat hanging over bridge (Leeville, La). DON’T drink and drive!!! Especially while towing a boat!

[@BornAgainCynic0086]

2 bridges that were at low tide, how annoying!

[@assassinlexx1993]

That large boat docking . Was coming in hot. It is a shame the captain had zero throttle control. Slamming into rev and forward. Will always end in failure.

[@darthkek1953]

Yeah WTF was he thinking was he trying to show-off or something?

[@lildeli3rddimention]

C'mon bro, point the camera AT THE ACTION !! NOT THE SKY !! DOOF Hey isn't there supposed to be a trailer under that boat ??

[@g.t.g1111]

I don’t understand this one thing... if you see you’re moving directly into someone else boat 🚣 CHANGE YOUR DIRECTION AWAY BEFORE HITTING THEM! Make sense to me...

[@Leopold3131]

They are waiting until the last moment to apply the brakes. Now where are those brakes …?

[@biggsly5000]

Yea people underestimate the fact boats have no brakes except for reverse and no steering when not under power, wind can f your day up.

[@jasonf2024]

I wonder which of the clips is considered the "insane wreck" that made me clip on the video? Hmmmm...

[@markkeyz3755]

@Jason F ikr... clickbait

[@jerrymiller276]

2:32 should not enter American Ninja Warrior!

[@alanploetz7100]

2:55 sport fisher looked like he was rocking his speed parallel park, but I'm guessing from the guy astern yelling at him, he might have over shot, the done it again forward. Maybe it's weigh-in time for a Calcutta. 🤔😏

[@CartoonWeasel]

You would think bolting the engine on was the easy part. Guess not.

[@heavenhelpus479]

Stupidity is the pandemic we should be worried about.

[@haroldhenderson2824]

Many people own boats, that shouldn't! More people get on boats, that have NO BUSINESS being on a boat. Always have 2 drain plugs, 3 dock lines and 1 captain!

[@gerhardvanwaltsleben8944]

Lekker man lekker

[@k9er233]

Big money + big boat, often = Stupid!

[@johnmiller4348]

All I can say about some of them 😱😱😱😱

[@donkinzett3961]

The boat skippers gene pool has a leak

[@garyeaton5719]

Back to that DNA test to determine if you are genetically suited to be a boater!

[@fuzzybutkus3951]

“Da bitch done fell off da roof again,”

[@3DPeter]

4:05 What are you looking at? I just can't find my sander and this works way faster!

[@Andrew-sv6zq]

Who's driving all of those boats... Stevie Wonder?

[@chillywilly9573]

Tiki boat should call the boat owners from 5:10 to borrow a engine and get a lesson on how to attach multiple engine of different hp to the same boat!!!

[@surfstarcc1]

Apparently no one liked the girl in the yellow dress.. haha

[@kokomo9764]

So many unqualified people in control of boats. There should be required training and licenses for all boaters.. Almost everywhere else in the world has required training.

[@richardbeckenbaugh1805]

Washington state does and still has a lot of idiots. The training mandate was pushed by a company that promised if they were given the contract, there would be fewer accidents. And cops would be able to ticket people that didn’t have the certs. The training was worthless, the companies make lots of money and I still watch idiots on our boat ramps, lakes and rivers.

[@toddgaak422]

4:00. W.T.F.

[@stuckinpodunk]

Just sanding out a few blisters to prep for new bottom paint 😁

[@travispuls7055]

The first boat was my dads

[@thegreatrestart7356]

Short cut to the water

[@samsmith3025]

Where is the You Scratched My Anchor clip?

[@drats1279]

Stupid and water just seem to go together.

[@danbraun8430]

Excuse my language but what in the fuck are some of these people thinking. I am sorry I have to subscribe now, there is just no fucken way around it. And if happen to read this out to your kids just tell them earmuffs 👊🏻

[@ronaldolson1045]

Some of these people should not be operated boats

[@carlmorgan2859]

Money buys Stupid

[@jettrink7510]

Recreational boating... what a waste of valuable time and money.

[@oldmarine312]

And what did you do to help? I made stupid comments and took video

[@C5Ron7]

👍👍😎⚓

[@waltsnow1762]

AAAW , it is sooo refreshing to see the Trump Yacht Club is still ''strong''!!!

[@waltsnow1762]

@@fastwin493 You just keep stiring that Kool-Aid there Fastlose !!

[@doughesson]

@@waltsnow1762 You must have been fired from paying $1.98/ gallon for gasoline.

[@Lauranyyfan]

@@waltsnow1762 Stir it, but you're drinking it!! ...and from the way Biden responds, he's drinking doubles!! Actually, that's not even funny!! It's pathetic that they hod him in the basement during most of the campaign because of he would have been allowed to speak HIS mind, there is no way he would have gotten in. So now, he "gets in trouble" (jos own words!) for answering questions other than what ice cream he ate!!