Inside a $40M Hamptons Home with an Indoor Rock Climbing Wall | On the Market | Architectural Digest

[@staymelo7912]

Reading the comments I have to say the rest of us mere mortals may be poor but at least we have a great sense of humour

[@schleck1234]

I'm watching these videos only for the comments ;)

[@brynleytalbot778]

The greatest ability is to laugh at a race with no end, no point, and no pleasure. Mere mortals, or not, it's cardboard, pine, or craftsman carpenter, if you get my drift. Our lives are our own rather than some display cabinet rolled out to impress others when we've lost the ability to impress ourselves anymore. Philosophical, and humorous, I hope.

[@incognito_forlife1455]

Speak for yourself self, I have 3 dollars

[@henasfa23]

Woobear's Smile if we move his lawn, we can pay off all our debts.

[@mocat1]

I just came across this video. The comments are not letting me down at all. 😂🤣

[@eamonnmooney1868]

I was quite disappointed by the size of the flower cutting room. Not really enough space for all my flower cutting needs.

[@amaniqbal7774]

i agree

[@andwhataboutit4292]

ikr??? preposterous

[@LightingInvoker]

"We" do all our own flower cutting. He meant to say his florist does all their own flower cutting xD

[@maggiemae7207]

IKR

[@RedxCarmine]

Wow. No table in the flower room...

[@davidtaylor111]

You had me until you said 19 bathrooms, then I lost interest because I need a minimum of 27

[@jumpy5576]

Why do u need 27 bathrooms?

[@Ryuudo123]

@@jumpy5576 it divides by 3 and he has that thing where everything has to be divisible by 3...

[@TedIsHere2]

Same

[@manuelnjoya3287]

Blaze Husso That’s the joke bud

[@user-ig3rx7cc1m]

Cus hes Mexican and he has like 26 siblings Jk

[@Jaxski]

This house is so big you can run away and still be at home.

[@Macro_kitty]

XD

[@LeTtRrZ]

If a kid would run away from a private arcade, bowling alley, rock climbing wall, and half pipe, there is something wrong with the kid.

[@replicacity92]

Lol I would run away every week

[@andrewfosteson7671]

😂😂

[@theafrangou6447]

😂

[@carsonsmith8362]

When you have a movie theater in your house but you're too lazy to walk downstairs

[@sebxstian]

Carson Smith then there’s me, all i can afford is a box of cinnamon rolls...

[@phvtours]

This guy just casually said " the house has an ATM machine" and continued talking.

[@ibrarali9369]

😂😂😂

[@jcobbs4523]

Not sure if this is the same house. They said Jay and Beyonce rented a house and actually used the ATM.

[@bigusdickus3068]

strippers, my dude.

[@mayankpriyedershi9434]

🤣😂😅

[@borthwey]

Gambling is the only purpose I imagine for that. So he can continue milking out his friends.

[@ayesp6188]

Imagine buying this house just to be on business trips every day

[@Bryanlora]

Ayesp its cj so cools house

[@dfgdffdgdfg4386]

Investment?

[@kiyoko335]

Fr 😂😂

[@LE-kt9jg]

You can rent out the house and earn money

[@ethanhelling774]

Ayesp be built it

[@carlingnugent]

The ultimate first world problem: sore legs from having to walk around your mansion

[@replicacity92]

Sore but healthy

[@KalJus23]

oh my I don't want to walk 70ft to the bathroom. I know I'll put on 15ft away, boom solving 1st world problems one bathroom at a time.

[@derrickmarch9084]

Scooter! =.) X

[@FredrickTheMoose2007]

They probably have a closet for their spare legs

[@godsdaughter3158]

🤣🤣🤣

[@anttitapola4622]

Jesus, no private graveyard, where to place the owner, after starving to death, when trying to find the kitchen.

[@megbyfield7895]

Antti Tapola there’s 9 kitchens in it I am sure he will run into one sooner or later. Lol!!!

[@crystalsplace7163]

Antti Tapola 💀💀💀💀💀

[@anyacardenas5116]

Ok but THIS, THIS was funny 😂😂😂😂

[@aarona3606]

Dude they are still looking for them

[@replicacity92]

I’m sure he hires us regular folk to bring it to him.

[@2m7b5]

I bet I could live the rest of my life in that house and they wouldn't even notice.

[@randomaccount9796]

Pretty creepy, but ok, Bort.

[@mott.8550]

Is that a threat

[@landonb.9058]

ok bort

[@wat3rm3lonking56]

If you look anything like that picture all you would have to do is stand in a dark room

[@vidincrisis]

Weird threat but ok. Also bold of you to assume this house doesn’t have a cctv camera

[@1whical]

YEAH BUT DOES IT HAVE A FLOWER CUTTING RO-...never mind. .

[@sarahluvburkhardt5755]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@shantawashington4u]

Could you imagine how hard it would be to find your phone if you don't remember we're you left it at in this house 😲😲

[@paulineroseesteban7026]

Luv Melanin imagine you dont have to use your phone because ur too busy playing basketball, bowling, etc.

[@Owen-md7ic]

Nah don’t worry they just buy a new one

[@supermanscott]

There us a Verizon store in the house they didn't have time to show it.

[@NikkiKrissoff]

Well your probably gonna be rich enough to by a new one sooo it won’t be much of a problem

[@mariamfirdous8456]

they would have a butler to carry their phone every where.

[@BigConor]

This house just called me poor through its underwater speakers.

[@betorams7809]

Yep it did, and the atm machine told me to continue studying

[@tadokoropilled]

@Xczar i honestly can't tell if this is a joke or not

[@squarepusher645]

how do you hear their voices under water? WHAT??

[@rawanessaeed]

IKR

[@revelation6175]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jenna8689]

He couldn’t make the house any bigger or else mobs will spawn inside

[@eepygatto]

The chunks won't load on the other side of the house

[@jenna8689]

Goy Lmao 😂

[@Hunter-jw9sj]

Just place some torches

[@IssaBuiltCivic]

The real question is does it have a nether portal inside?

[@papa.serpent]

Creeper? Awww man

[@glennmillar413]

And this room is just for farting, if you want to belch, you need to catch a train down to the other end of the Hallway.

[@jjnsc]

I noticed they omitted the sharting room in the pool house, complete with a solid gold bidet and underwear drawers.

[@BleedForTheWorld]

Now this is comedy.

[@zekatsuu]

@@BleedForTheWorld lmfaooooooo

[@XpRnz]

Goodie gum drops I've laughed my arse off at your comment, thank you sir!

[@theresanniece]

Glenn Millar their probably gambling

[@richardxu3936]

“So when you’re in the bath it feels like you’re in the backyard” Exactly what I want when I’m bathing

[@helicopter2293]

😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@thebrain678]

This house: here's a 50 foot pool with underwater music My house: there's a water hose right here and you can play music on your phone

[@jcobbs4523]

Yeah. 20x60 is even bigger than my garage 20x45. I couldn't even imagine a pool so big.

[@imjustheresodonteven6334]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@цветок-ш7п]

LMAO

[@truenorth2721]

I’m dead🤣

[@dalewijntje]

hahaha

[@rjaeenriquez9007]

Why is there an ATM there, someone this rich gonna make their friends put in for pizza?

[@clintonduke7653]

😂😂😂😂 i knw right somebody buying the pizza and chips.

[@freeman8759]

Same thing I though

[@MitchOfLegend]

I thought it was for them to buy drugs lol

[@al.s9351]

Gambling

[@Ian-sp5gs]

@BanBan Yup. No excuses of i left my wallet, or don't have any cash. A bet is a bet.

[@mighty1099]

Imagine forgetting where you kept your phone You would run a marathon

[@aaaaaa-bo9gz]

If you have 40 mill you have like 500 phones

[@Amanullah-dx5uy]

@@aaaaaa-bo9gz and 1 specific sim! Lma0

[@souljaspazzin]

have you heard off find my iphone

[@gingzilla]

!House Tour up on my channel now!

[@provokation5003]

@@souljaspazzin r/wooosh

[@chelsearyder2672]

My whole apartment is smaller than his flower cutting room

[@staytruealexx]

Same

[@rbslammed6163]

Ugg, poor people problems, eww!

[@haziqazlan4031]

"Justin Bieber Came And Made A Concert Here For The 5 Of Us" Me: Wierd Flex But Okay

[@ginjaninja2940]

😂😂😂

[@miltonwaddams1904]

that instantly added at least 23 million in value to the house

[@soiboi5032]

Edit: Justin murdered our ears

[@bigal8730]

He was flexin the whole time lol

[@milkwēd]

4:25

[@MistyFalls]

Thank you KZbin for the recommendation. I was in need of a house and this one just seems to fit my budget

[@betorams7809]

KZbin always there my friend

[@ar2279]

you late bro i've already purchesed it

[@bobobaba3334]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Saliem02]

luminous k Didn’t know McDonalds payed 100,000 an hour

[@ilovenoodles7483]

I know right, it's about time!

[@ghosteondogedoge4787]

Imagine losing your wallet here. *Have you checked the Game room, Gym , Pool ,Arcade, Toilets and the Zoo?*

[@THE_ASSAULT]

the funniest comment I've seen today

[@pamelapearse8474]

Absolutely brilliant. Smiling at 2100 hours.

[@jackesofieutro1072]

What about the bowling room? Pool house? Ball diamond?

[@2amdark3]

Ghosteondoge Doge 😂😂😂

[@laneythelame]

Dont forget the other apartment

[@mandymckk]

God forbid the cook be anywhere near them while they lounge in the display kitchen with Justin Bieber 😂

[@replicacity92]

Amanda lol sometimes some cooks like to cook privately or do some type of surprise. That’s what he meant.

[@hms-007]

@@replicacity92 Is it though?

[@josephhandy6409]

Exactly. Is there a problem with the distribution of wealth and what it does to the human sole?

[@hms-007]

@@josephhandy6409 I don't know my foot doesn't seem to be in any pain though.

[@howedaddy6122]

@@hms-007 Ha

[@nehavijay4709]

Imagine having a pet in that house. You would lose it the first day.

[@umbrarosa]

LMAO

[@boardthirteen_interiors]

It would die of exhaustion to run for you and for food. 😂

[@debshreebasu8137]

neha vijay hahhahahahahahahhahahahah

[@danielletouchstone9702]

Why have a pet get lost when you get your self lost XD

[@reggieedouard4361]

A freakin cat mann💀😭

[@katherinesage5814]

you know it's expensive when they have a room for cutting flowers

[@boomboomciao7208]

That flower room honestly seems a bit redundant for me lol

[@strxxii]

i knew it was expensive when i read the title stating 40 million

[@charliemarie5477]

Imaging waking up in the middle of the night for a snack or drink by the time you get back in the bed you’ll be fully awake😂🤦🏾‍♀️😭

[@ecarrecarr7852]

Charlie Marie 😂

[@AD-ASTRA61]

Charlie Marie & it will be time to go to work already. Lol

[@Moneyyy901]

masud ahmad why are you going to work living in that house?

[@briannapitts5779]

Just put a mini fridge in your room.🤷🏻‍♀️

[@KiLLahD48]

Who the hell wakes up in the middle of the night to eat a snack??? Keep a water by your bed and sleep.

[@JamesArdito27]

"When you live in a house this big, your legs get tired from walking so much" is the ultimate display of gluttony.

[@MiSzxCHRiSTY]

that's my cardio

[@nextari]

This is awesome... but I would spend all day on my computer watching videos of people with... $400 Million homes.

[@nextari]

@Domuneckles Channel It's worth about $4. I'm exponentially upwardly mobile.

[@josephfraire4096]

nextari lol!

[@helven7290]

Domuneckles Channel y do u care it might

[@helven7290]

Domuneckles Channel u make no since 🤣

[@bearz6606]

@@helven7290 How old are you

[@rilamous]

"As you can see, this house is fit for any billionaire - young or old" Thank you, AD, for being so inclusive 👏

[@bvyup2112]

what about those who are age fluid?

[@maggiemae7207]

This is kinda how my house is (My parents are multi millionaires tho)

[@bvyup2112]

@@maggiemae7207 same... same

[@irlbocchi]

@@maggiemae7207 sureeeeee. whatcha gonna do when your mommy and daddy make you move out?

[@diegocardenas4053]

Aye, you gotta include Riche Rich.

[@NathanArundel]

Imagine having basically an amusement park in your basement and then spending 70% of your time in the kitchen

[@BeyondAir]

that's shaq style he uses the bed and the kitches 99% of the time and his house cost like 20mill

[@rick75at]

LOL!

[@thomassmith6593]

It would be heavenly excellent also having a indoor and outdoor water park and a bathroom like a ocean

[@noland5345]

NACForm yeah wtf

[@xAA7]

he's too lazy to have a movie theater in the basement haha

[@Willy_Milano]

4:53 "The cook doesn't have to be in the living space with the family" Yeah, we wouldn't want that...

[@iamjaquanna]

🤣

[@jmchez]

Professional cooks don't like people looking over their shoulder and asking questions as they cook.

[@sweetnsour3693]

It’s just that it would be kind of awkward. Besides, the cook needs a place to concentrate without kids in the background.

[@sweetnsour3693]

@@jmchez That’s my point, lmao

[@Alex-ek7ww]

This is the type of house I would dream of building in minecraft

[@John69420]

Yooo truee

[@whitykitty2651]

sims you mean.. you can't have much of any of these things in minecraft

[@overthehedge7591]

@@whitykitty2651 u just got a dislike from me

[@gingzilla]

!House Tour up on my channel now!

[@navakil]

100%

[@bbuccini22]

How many WiFi routers do they have in that house

[@avuci]

Probably get your own server with that kind of money

[@alfonsosainz408]

About 100

[@mariamfirdous8456]

they would have their own satellite up in earth orbit. peasant!

[@lanetimepditty]

All of them

[@P1983sche]

Maybe he has a server room he didn’t tell us about. All of these houses have impressive electrical panels/rooms.

[@shadow_hx]

Imagine being alone at this house at night then the electricity cuts off

[@samuelhawksworth1923]

VISION_SHADOW resident evil 😂

[@filoilfigo]

Don't worry, just go to the other apartment

[@shadow_hx]

Filippo Senes good luck seeing

[@letsfindsomepeace9207]

See when you're this rich, the electricity doesn't cut off.

[@Kevin1457A]

Abhi Johal they probably have a backup generator lol

[@cofrbunk]

Why am I watching this? I can’t even afford lunch

[@replicacity92]

MrStinger that’s now, look towards the future

[@kiarakehr6281]

Manifesting

[@dennistoma4122]

sorry I am always yelled at and I can't afford a little pencil sharpener

[@finn2623]

@cofrbunk7454 yea you can afford expensive technology but not lunch your just posh mate

[@sohanasinghbugwandin5912]

Imagine someone robbing this place and thinking where to start😂😂😂

[@dustallday2744]

Lmao was just thinking that. Like why even steal the ATM when there’s things worth 10x more

[@Will300tv]

I'd be lost asf the first step in 🤣🤣

[@jairerichardson3590]

They probably wouldn’t even notice anyone else is in the class😂

[@memesmoke1206]

I dont feel bad for Rich people that get robbed.

[@baguettebaguette1374]

Lightafyn that’s funny but robbers don’t drive around a neighborhood thinking “Hmmm, which house to rob?” Most robberies are planned out

[@darrylmorrison6127]

Actually, most homes do have flower cutting rooms. We call them kitchens.

[@dougtle]

A similar joke... many houses have a mail sorting room... it's called the Dining room.

[@samimotag]

Lol, yes

[@samimotag]

This house has a bunch of unnecessary rooms

[@asdaland]

U mean a fruit or vegetable cutting room?

[@jonideppu]

I guess KZbin wouldn't allow him to show off the sex room. Oh wait, you guys probably do it in the bedroom

[@graceshrines]

The world's smallest violin plays for the billionaire who gets tired legs from walking through this house.

[@xdygmnyrdf]

Walking a lot is good for your health. No wonder billionaires live 20 years longer than normal people.

[@Dedhaven]

@@xdygmnyrdf That and ya know... the billion dollar healthcare and meds they got available that normal people cant get.

[@rechtebanana]

@@Dedhaven unless you live in most European countries

[@scientchahming5]

But then again, if you're rich enough to afford an estate like this, you probably can afford to hire someone to carry you around on a litter or something or you can afford a few golf carts, scooters or other small vehicles.

[@leeardamer]

@@scientchahming5 A golf cart's a pretty good and fun idea

[@1qstudios]

Okay I laughed so hard when hé said: Yeah Justin Bieber performd right here just for The five of us

[@IlyasMdAmin]

Well Beyoncé lived in thisone soo

[@johnsmith-qe2fd]

That’s because justin lives next door.

[@laurenrosehall]

john smith yeah he lives like 50 miles away but he is still the closest neighbour bc the house is that big😂😂😂

[@replicacity92]

Lol like wtf why him ?

[@raiyaniqbal1994]

He said that like it was a selling point.

[@annah6862]

Imagine being rich enough to have a FLOWER CUTTING ROOM. Like seriously.

[@luca_sbll]

Imagine being rich enough to have an ATM in your basement lol

[@MikeHunt-ik3rg]

The spelling house in L A has a gift wrapping room.

[@bjvu9460]

you do realize that a flower cutting room is just another room that they called flower cutting room. when they built this house, they had no idea what to do with all that space so they came up with all types of nonsense

[@steeldriver1776]

I didn't even know that flower cutting rooms existed

[@thatonedog819]

A gift wrapping room is sooo 2011

[@ashbur6285]

Him: “The master suite is about 2,800 ft” Me: My house is smaller than that

[@blahblahsen1142]

no joke. my entire home is like 600, so you could fit my house 3 times in his bedroom essentially.

[@nycsergio]

My house is 2,700 sq. ft. and i don't need a sq. ft. more....why would anyone need that much space for a master suite???

[@zaheerahshareef7608]

My house is about 2400 sq feet. That’s the master suite? OMG

[@ajj5668]

my house is 6000 feet, and most of our rooms range from 75-800 square feet. so saying thats crazy

[@mouthfullagold3097]

Blah Blahsen Maybe if your math was better you’d have a bigger house.

[@16srt392]

Me: Struggles to buy a $5 box from taco bell Also me: watches a video of a $40M dollar house in the Hamptons

[@ilovenoodles7483]

I laughed so hard at this, but I feel it. Thank you.

[@unknownhorse9123]

Dream big kiddo

[@Daniel-ob1qu]

De and proceeds to judge every single aspect of it

[@halcyonsynthesis5394]

I hope you ate a $5 box while watching.

[@Movie_Games]

That movie theater screen size is weak. Looks like just a standard 120" that any joe shmoe can have for cheap. In a house like this, I expect real movie theater equipment.

[@maverickmccomas2048]

First

[@novembrite9001]

Second

[@helicopter2293]

Third

[@rhettpitarro5109]

Excuse me, there’s no helipad or parking for my private jet and submarine. I’m gonna have to pass on this one guys.

[@alexpark1694]

You would def be able to make a runway on that grassland

[@raystein3572]

Alex Park whoosh

[@mindsoulbody]

@@alexpark1694 sorry my plane is a custom a380. That won't cut it.

[@BodohYono]

I see this comment in all of AD video...

[@rajalthapa6134]

Very original

[@doratheexplorer_.4928]

This video just called me poor in more than one language.

[@dr.vikyll7466]

In this episode of "I'm too poor for this"

[@miket9396]

You can yell your name and the echo even says poor.

[@doratheexplorer_.4928]

Mike T yeah probably hahaha

[@doratheexplorer_.4928]

Dr. Vikyll hahahahahahahahaha

[@GenevieveMathews-bu4ve]

For me it’s the opposite, my daddy own’s a house about the same price at 57 million.

[@user-re4qu1nn5j]

“this is our flower cutting room” me: “that’s enough of KZbin for today” edit: thanks for the likes

[@SaintTrinasTorch]

"This is our sweat shop room where we have imported chinese orphans to make our shoes."

[@noggins7987]

@@goo5976 lol its on her "about" section on her page 🤣 but i dont really care for it, maybe u do 😊

[@user-re4qu1nn5j]

goo5976 lol it’s fine that’s why I have it there

[@noggins7987]

@@goo5976 nah, i went to see the prof pic better, not really interested, but checked just for you 😊 Who the hell picks up girls on yt anyway??!!

[@tanyamcnutt8480]

I didn't see a flower in the house

[@jameshardensburner8265]

Imagine just living in the pool house, they'd never know

[@CrescentPaws5000]

I would if someone could just could lol

[@FutureAbe]

"Here is our left socks room. It's 4.000 sq feet, and over here, across the hallway is our right socks room, which is an even bigger 5.000 sq feet with a beautiful view. And if we go this way, you see our magnificent Fake Mustaches room..."

[@homogolobean223]

I pissed myself🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kimm1411]

What if someone robbed this house and didn’t know how to get out 😂

[@balls4992]

Your Mom you would think they would have armed guards with a house like that

[@kimm1411]

Epicgamer123 true

[@klaudix1711]

They probably wouldn’t even noticed that they were robbed 🤯

[@Jack-rk7jc]

@@balls4992 This isn't a video game lol rich people don't just pay armed guards to stand around their house 24/7. But they do most likely have a high end security system.

[@edster8416]

Probably have a panic room.. Most rich people houses have them but usually won't enclosed them in public in this video.

[@notubeer]

Wait.. where is my phone? nvm ill get another one

[@ivan-sv8ge]

Then proceeds to try to find the exit door for an hour

[@risukuri7418]

@@ivan-sv8ge Nah, they wait for their personal escort to come over and lead them out

[@gamehacker2801]

What if owner loses wedding ring🤣🤣🤣

[@notubeer]

omg 500 likes!! jk already had over 20k :)

[@ashleyyyy3366]

Oof

[@laish7601]

Person: how many rooms do you have in your house Him: laughs in rich

[@evanalper8493]

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! Kid: FINE!!! 1 week later: *slams door* EDIT: Thx for all the likes.

[@daark7496]

😂

[@boweaver3982]

Alternate ending Mom: go to your room NOW!! Kid: FINE!! 20 minutes later... Kid: where is my room?

[@king_b7160]

Lmao

[@semiuaa]

I literally saw the exact same comment on the video about Zedd’s mansion

[@elmagnificodep]

Bo Weaver 12th door on the left.

[@anderz888]

I bet the ATM machine has a $3.00 withdrawal surcharge.

[@priscillafuentes8663]

Ha, I was thinking the same thang.

[@jetttskiman]

Probably 30 dollars

[@lolwtnick4362]

meh. get a card that waives all of them.

[@marisafm]

That is hilarious!!!

[@21whichiswhich]

I'm kinda confused this dude sounds like he owns the the estate and at the same time he's talking about the owners? Lol

[@ilovenoodles7483]

I think this guy is the architect of the house

[@AnaNSr]

I think that he lives in it with the owners not knowing about it 😂

[@timothywells3908]

Kinda feels like he tries to be one of those people who knows someone famous and acts like they themselves are famous too.

[@Cosmystery]

he owns the house

[@gegeedward4792]

He designed the house

[@ctrlsoul]

How does the ATM even work? There is a representative from local bank dropping by your home every month to deposit cash??

[@dfkdiek518]

Lmaooooo

[@dhammarosi]

Yes, very confusing!

[@beddythecorgi4269]

Wtf would you need money out of an atm when having friends over? If you're rich enough to host what would you be asking your guests to pay for?

[@davidmenke7552]

@@beddythecorgi4269 gambling/betting, buying some wine, prostitutes, tipping the entertainment. This is a place for billionaires. ATM makes a lot of sense.

[@beddythecorgi4269]

@@davidmenke7552 I guess all the rich people I've known were cool enough to just cover or trust. If a rich person told me to go use an atm to cover something while I'm a guest I'd be like nah. Then again I don't need bills for hooker/strippers so yeah that

[@hasnat3326]

300k a week??? I'm trying to buy a house for the rest of my life for 300k

[@jackmountin4069]

yeah it would take like 25 years to pay for only a week

[@lastfirstxxa7620]

I thought he said 300 a week and I was like wow for a house that costs 40 million that’s not bad

[@andrewsantos6043]

Last Firstxxa same! Lmao.

[@BankruptMonkey]

This isn't a house, it's a personal resort hotel

[@lauryn5701]

Out of The Hat you don’t get what you pay for with this hotel.

[@phillipbaggio7915]

The Hamptons is really a summer home zone, so that would really make sense.

[@shalie709]

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that he reached maximum size you can build a house?

[@micherunekochan]

I was thinking about this HAHA

[@snvcchs]

I didn't even know there's a law like that.

[@moznaaissa2411]

@@snvcchs sameee HAHAHA

[@charliexoxox]

any larger and it would cause an integer overflow- the house would have negative size

[@bm.3759]

The Hash Slinging Slasher Hamptons have a law of home size after that 110,000 sq.ft behemoth

[@rostamr4096]

"Flower cutting room"...Jesus Christ man...what does this guy do for a living?...

[@davidmenke7552]

He built over 100 homes in The Hamptons. He's a billionaire

[@josealonsosandoval3688]

David Menke who?

[@johnm5714]

@@davidmenke7552 more like 1000s man-hes everywhere out here...he’s probably the biggest home builder in the Hamptons-I’ve worked on many of them including the custom he built for Madonna.he’s made so much friggin money he was able to build himself that insane house just for fun.many big time celebs have rented that place and he’s probably paid for it in full with all them schmucks giving him $300,000 a WEEK to stay there...guys just smart and Loaded-An American success story I would say...

[@CrazyStarN]

I guess my entire house can fit in that living room.

[@jcobbs4523]

My first apartment almost fits in the owner's bathroom.

[@TheDailyDoseofFortnite]

Samr

[@coolxify]

Heck the spa bathroom is a dream house for me

[@hindurashtravadi2563]

Man I didn't watch the video I love reading comment section

[@MATTW3R]

@@jcobbs4523 my apartment actually takes up less space than his master closet

[@sofialarson1434]

This called me poor in 40 million different ways

[@luvpugz6458]

4:47 "We have a chefs kitchen, which we use most of the time, that cooks for the family so the cook doesn't have to be in the kitchen, in the living space, with the family." 7:54 "I was looking at where the bed is, and where the bathroom is. And I decided, 'wow that's a really long walk', so I added a powder room during construction that was only about 15 feet away as opposed to 70 feet away." 8:03 "Actually when you live in a house this big your legs get tired from walking too much" 9:29 "I was at Maxim lot coverage, they wouldn't let me build the house any bigger and I only had a 3-car garage upstairs. So I put another garage under the garage." 10:14 "As you can see, this house is fit for any billionaire, young or old." Are just some of my favorite quotes from the video.

[@uioplkhj]

Most chefs would prefer their own kitchen though. I don't think he meant it as an insult.

[@baralamichova6789]

I would love o be quarantined there.

[@carmelmarionlochenberg5001]

This video shouted broke at me in 489 languages

[@jaysage976]

lmfao, and in brail and sign language.

[@accountspayable8968]

This is such an upgrade from that 75 million lake Tahoe house

[@scarlettgarrison]

im literally watching this one after the lake tahoe house LMAO

[@P1983sche]

The Lake Tahoe house was disappointing; design wise in the interior. The exterior was really neat though.

[@calebb4265]

@@scarlettgarrison Same

[@nukrisamyurashvili3021]

@@P1983sche yeah it was straight out of world war 1.

[@LegacyFTW]

Price is because it’s Lake Tahoe

[@robertrodriguez3163]

The billionaire whose gonna buy this house is probably reading the comments thinking “peasants”

[@KarthikGirraju]

yeah, lol

[@wwaxwork]

Billionaires have people to read KZbin comments for them.

[@horstoden7219]

@@wwaxwork How did you know I was thinking that?

[@Anonbanker]

Loonytoones85 not that funny

[@thiagofrsilva]

"Pheasants! I'll buy it for my pheasants! ... right after I rob children of their future."

[@NoahWH17]

5:28 he literally said he has never seen a flower cutting room before and then says that he saw it in one of his clients houses

[@Froopster]

him: As you can see this house is fit for any billionaires young or old me:

[@osarugueotebele556]

"this house is fit for any billionaire" damn he didn't even say, people.

[@fetB]

4:50 is pretty nice too. He basically we put the cook in a small room with no windows to work without bothering us

[@Jaebird82]

@@fetB lol

[@catharticreverie]

"when you live in a house this big, your legs get tired" oh wow, I can't imagine, no really I can't

[@spirittammyk]

Really, you mean the house doesn't come equipped with million dollar electric scooters, elevators and escalators?

[@evanalper8493]

weird flex but ok...

[@InstrumentManiac]

“All the stars in the universe” girl your ceiling would be white

[@laxlover2727]

Love how he casually mentions “Justin Bieber performed for the five of us”

[@dextermorgan7764]

naked that is

[@usuarioyoutube2000]

After a crazy party!? I'm sure that's the purpose of the independent appartment, with a bulletproof door to the owner's chambers.

[@debbieomi]

Ya, that was fairly underwhelming for me. I was like, "and?" lol

[@risukuri7418]

Yeah, was thinking of buying the house but, now it's contaminated

[@oliviasimon9476]

just wondering how this dude literally put a powder room 25 ft closer to the bed and didn’t think about a damn elevator

[@nazurkk]

Still not as good as my Minecraft Dirt house...

[@stropyboy3716]

True

[@ethanperron4834]

@@stropyboy3716lol hahaha

[@exemptur2769]

Nazurkk kid you play fortnite

[@lynvae]

My mans out here talking about Minecraft when he plays Fortnite

[@nazurkk]

Exemptur just cause I upload Fortnite doesn’t mean I don’t play Minecraft buddy

[@DerpyDerpyDerp]

This guy is so clueless, he has me SCREAMING with laughter. "I've got an ATM in my house! No need to hire a florist when you have your own flower cutting room! People don't use basement theaters because they have to walk all the way down stairs, so I put mine on the ground level with a huge window! I really have no clue what 70s decor actually looks like even though I clearly was alive during that era." It's obvious he's an alien trying in vain to predict the kinds of things earthlings want in their houses.

[@hamishgordon-stewart9764]

hes clearly good at his job because this house sold within a week of putting it on the market

[@loopster1937]

when the "flower cutting room" is about the size of your apartment

[@Abc94729]

loopster19 hahahahahha

[@25BEDFORD]

That's how they stay rich. You think the drinks at the bar were free?? Running a business inside the house.

[@edi4ok15]

So we are not gonna talk about A FCKING ATM MACHINE?? wtf are guests supposed to pay for bowling???

[@KingHumphrey]

My guess is that he has a poker room and it's for that. It could also be a lame attempt at a joke. I know that John Paul Getty installed a pay phone in his mansion and it could be a take on that.

[@Luniel11]

Hell yeah the guest should pay for the bowling! You know how much the electricity bill is??

[@anhbabie]

Tip the bartender?

[@Luca.121]

Prostitutes! Duh!

[@MrBlondyable]

It's so that you can bet on games with your rich friends, I'm sure

[@belabraun8498]

this is less and less about architecture and more about just showing off

[@thebasketballcornerwithaus2461]

@The great Asparagus tf u mean? this house screams taste. It's exquisite and simple, not over the top like most rich ppl homes

[@josephgaleas7223]

He’s trying to sell that house of course he’s going to show it off...

[@Jack-rk7jc]

@@thebasketballcornerwithaus2461 Only exquisite part was the office. The rest was basic, had no sense of style or personality.

[@BlaBla-pf8mf]

It looks like an inn. 0 personality.

[@Ne0c225]

Yeah, i wanna see houses like the elms or the breakers but with modern amenities.

[@anamikaela1783]

Ugh thank god I can feel like I’m in the backyard while taking a bath

[@danielaa1557]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA when I tell you I laughed so hard

[@ethanrivas9221]

It’s like this guy is trying to sell me a house I will never be able to afford

[@jacoballemand5356]

Ethan Rivas bruh. I felt that completely. I was so into it and at the end when he said the price again my heart just dropped.

[@ethanrivas9221]

Jacob Allemand yah fr

[@adrianortiz5176]

Dont say that your putting your self down u ganna have money when you grow up u are going to be there for your kids as long as you put in effort u will become successful

[@jazzyjoker9084]

he acts like he already lives there

[@ethanrivas9221]

Adrian Ortiz thanks bud

[@wynterdavis5567]

3:10 - “As you can see you can’t see another home.” Me: Sees like three other houses behind this one😂

[@st4rxxii]

w y n t e r those are most likely other unnecessary parts of the house

[@alon-so]

he was talking about houses past the baseball field

[@dragoneyeshatesg00gle76]

especially the one lined up perfectly on the baseball field to get broken windows if someone hits a homer

[@triple7marc]

He meant from the baseball field.

[@Iron_Father88]

those are garages for all his cars

[@user-bc4hp3cv7v]

Person: "Oh this?? Nah, This is just our breathing room"

[@askey3474]

Rเи鈴木 idk why I just nearly died of laughter

[@carizma2988]

🤣

[@SpecialHerbs42069]

lmao

[@FirstLast-mb9fq]

Made up.

[@beatrizboluarte]

Rเи鈴木 “Oh this?? Nah, this is just our breathing room”

[@LordThranduil234]

Look at alllllllllllllll that MOWN GRASS. What a waste of space

[@maitreyasharma761]

like heck, if you didn't wanna build on that area, you could have made yourself an artificial forest in that space. would have kept a massive area around the property like 5-10 degrees cooler in summer.

[@keepruvthknight]

If that were my place my horse stable and vegetable garden would be there.

[@Jimir]

I was wondering what was up with the clearly circular parts of the grass. The guy got his own missile silos?

[@baddiebaddie7046]

“This house is available for $300,000 a week”

[@rhyno514]

A Lamborghini huracan a week lol

[@zoshwjsoxuhs]

thats legit my house a we-

[@ten-mu8kc]

Mr. Goodman Cool, nobody asked.

[@GeebyTeenyBooper]

My house cost 1/3 of that number 😭😭😭so like 100k

[@playaplaya162]

Mr. Goodman congrats, kind of weird how u know and brag about ur fathers income. I imagine ur not exactly mr. popular at school. I don’t even know u and u seem intolerable. Also depending on the state u live in (minus Florida) there is a high income tax and that means ur daddy isn’t bringing in 350. There are also property taxes, etc. so in short nobody cares or asked

[@MalabarismoEstatico]

My son died OMG WHAT HAPPENED !!! He drowned listening to music

[@fredherbert894]

😂

[@Jeff-pm3xz]

Drip or drown

[@jjnsc]

Chalk one up as another victim to the "Underwater Karaoke" epidemic in The Hamptons.

[@Atombender]

Must have been a Justin Bieber song.

[@evanalper8493]

@@Atombender lol i died when i read that.

[@7676kimmy]

when you run out of ideas so you build a "flower cutting room"

[@chocolate123098]

"You wouldn't find one of these in 99% of houses in the country"....yeah you wouldn't find one of these 99% of houses in the world

[@andress7]

@@chocolate123098 I was like wtf??

[@Maverickgouda]

I actually heard of this 😂 see Vizcaya in Miami! Theirs was converted to an office though. A+ garden

[@debshreebasu8137]

Kimberly Vargas 😂😂

[@mksouthon9508]

so you mean to tell me on my street of 100 houses someone has a flower cutting room? There are 25,000 houses in my city and i'm pretty sure none have one. More like 99.99999999% of houses

[@pfln]

"and if you take the limo down the hall you have your own private school fully staffed and a class of 900 people"

[@z0nkz]

excuse me? *UNDER WATER MUSIC?*

[@twowolfe]

You could do that with a 10 dollar speaker.

[@Intelinside-vo7wn]

@@twowolfe true

[@lianagrabe]

z0nkz IKR LIKE I WANT THAT LMAOO

[@humanransom]

:There isn’t a weed or a dandelion in this entire 12 acres of grass Me: I’ll be right back

[@TrulyTheEpicGamer]

I dont get it🤔

[@faresd2570]

*hold my beer*

[@JRyoung-lq7ih]

@@TrulyTheEpicGamer he's going to check

[@leahbalasundram4464]

*on golf cart riding around

[@Dante-fl5wk]

VERY RARE bro my JV field is compiled of dandelions and bird fecies

[@r4myyy999]

Me: worrying about my next paycheck KZbin: LeTs SHoW tHiS DuDe a 40 MiL HoUSe Me-😑

[@DJayAce4]

This house and each and every room is so well put together, he actually did an amazing job. It was so well thought out, huge props to his architectural skills. This guy is very good, 10/10

[@crucify778]

Mogolico

[@Podcastclips0222]

No

[@matticeameele1437]

I agree, I like the house a lot

[@werewolfcountry]

He hasn’t got architectural skills lmao. He’s an ex Wall Street goon that develops McMansions. He just chose a number of rooms and they built the house around that. There are other people ‘designing’ the house if you really must compliment such an ugly monstrosity.

[@shanegoodwin8602]

@@werewolfcountry one word to u your just jealous

[@seamusomalley2816]

5:50 Imagine being that lazy that you won’t walk downstairs to use your movie theater

[@mrgarica9633]

Right :D

[@pappy3152]

Some people scared to go in basement at night

[@Mo-pt2ml]

"I'm low on cash so lemme withdraw some from the ATM in the basement where my bowling room is."

[@AminGhomati]

Now that's the ultimate FLEX

[@megantoman2795]

I wonder if he has a service fee 😂

[@biancadanielle5286]

I love how justin Bieber just came over and gave them a private concert😂

[@MrOpticBlade]

Bianca Danielle You do realize celebrities do this all the time? A private gig that lasts a couple hours for a couple mil ez money

[@walende07]

Surely you would pay him not to come over.

[@jeffpower6473]

I find it funny he was proud of the fact that he had Justin Bieber in his house

[@zballer45j15]

For 5 people

[@bluerabbitjeevs]

​@@jeffpower6473 Love him or hate him, can't deny that Justin Bieber is a talented musician

[@mybusiness7290]

"A childrens theater"""", what happened to putting sheets and chairs together.

[@ciciheart6085]

Excuse me? 40 Million dollar and no inhouse McDonalds like in Richie Rich? - I'll pass!

[@markfulton3633]

Dad not found.

[@tjfirhfjejUTH24]

lol 40 million home and you call that a climbing wall? lol

[@TedHolmwood]

I like how they added the autobelay for a 10' wall instead of adding crash pads

[@Huddy52]

For 40 million i was expecting a treadmill wall that reshapes itself into different rock patterns. The one in video is something I could build in my apartment lol

[@dbChad]

Best comment lol

[@dmjdmj]

It's for small kids.

[@user-ef5nd3ho3n]

lol

[@brendankelley3755]

That rock climbing wall is weak. Why put that feature in the title?! LOL

[@anxrchy8510]

Why would you even want a huge rock climbing wall in your house anyways?, I think it would look ridiculous.

[@bkl8804]

@@anxrchy8510 You would want it in your house because you're into rock climbing. I always thought it would be cool to have a rock climbing wall that went over a deep swimming pool so you could fall into the pool.

[@Krrish85]

Yeah, wtf. After the first step you are already at the top ???

[@cjdorsett2123]

Krrish85 loll

[@Civilmonkey1]

It's for the kids room. If it was adult sized it would have insurance issues. Also noone would find you concussed in your basement

[@mike-hunt8848]

This guy sure does like to brag about himself and his house

[@Dassy_1]

Why you salty, huh? Have you never done anything with your life worth bragging about?