Inside the Mind of a Thief | Burglar Confessions

[@jtons7201]

My wife's credit card was stolen but i didn't bother to get it back cause the thief was spending less than my wife

[@NICKWAPPERER117]

Very underrated comment lol

[@alfonzo9289]

😭😭🤣

[@ararepotato1420]

I chuckled.

[@ihh4427]

Thats sad bcz that money is not coming any yse to u

[@envyXzor]

It's funny because I can relate hahahahh

[@dimsomto9271]

this is the longest wireless alarm ad

[@ABCDoris]

Switched it off @ 2:40. I can already tell it’s gonna be boring as shit.

[@BillAnt]

This "alarm commercial" was brought to you by the American Wireless Alarm Systems Alliance (AWASA) ba-ha-ha But maybe Mr. Durden didn't know, that you can get cellular/WiFi scramblers on the dark web or China, which could disable 90% of home security systems since less and less homes use landlines anymore... but it doesn't matter now, he's f*cked! xD

[@tcorris]

Having an unkempt yard is cheaper.

[@nwsvoid7356]

@@BillAnt lmfao you can get anything on the dark web. Order some shit and tell me how it goes chief

[@JeromeProductions]

dim somto oof

[@sharky6184]

If a robber broke into my house looking for money *I would look with them*

[@liviagalvao6293]

Sharky 😂

[@jessebrown4755]

Haha

[@vegieveganic7963]

Do you have any house? Lol 😂

[@hortenseweinblatt1508]

"G_d grant that he find somewhat, for _I_ have looked enow, yet is my need greater than his." -- Mark Twain, "The Prince and the Pauper"

[@devinhotline2721]

“Ahhh shit bro me too let’s fuckin flip this place upside down” 😂

[@onlybassfishing1813]

When a thief says the best deterrent is to be neighborly it shows how reluctant we are to talk to each other and its sad.

[@woswasdenni1914]

dude witrh my neighboors i rather have you break in once in a while then i have to talk to them

[@pmarie-se3tz]

One of my neighbors is a low IQ, drunk, pill head that tried to extort money from me. Another one that just moved in has his nose all over my front yard, and had declared the quiet neighbors down the street to be the "known meth house," so I guess that makes him a slanderer. The others come/go from their house 15 times a day. I don't know what they are up to. I avoid all of them.

[@onlybassfishing1813]

@@woswasdenni1914 😂😂😂 that's rough

[@onlybassfishing1813]

@@pmarie-se3tz I don't blame you, however you did practically prove my point about reluctance. Every neighborhood has the unfriendly people, some have drug addicts others don't, but what I can guarantee is you do have genuinely neighborly people. The reluctance based on the few trouble makers makes you not meet the nice neighbors. Outnumber the hooligans and make a difference.

[@Popwarner-x1w]

Fake cameras with a blinking red LED light is a great deterant. Tweakers really think the cameras are real. That and wireless alarm system. Simply safe is awesome

[@ymcmb123jr]

If I'm looking inside a house and I see a bottle of Dawn or Tide, that's a detergent.

[@0-Elias-0]

:)

[@xiengt8710]

lmao

[@FlowerKnight2]

Quality comment sir. 10/10

[@SpydersByte]

such a great comment, literal lol.

[@drewpetricc]

"Yes sir, that would be extremely a detergent" btw, nice lye/soap reference @hobbel dehoy

[@Liminally_ill]

"I look for well kept homes" And all my idiot friends that kept telling me to clean up my home. Who's laughing now?!

[@MrMrjones333]

And that is exactly why my house looks like shit on the outside.

[@cullenholloway8377]

i have to much self respect to leave my house dirty jus buy a good security system and a shotgun

[@buzzkill808raven2]

@Foodie Eats same

[@buzzkill808raven2]

I literally have rotting food on my front porch right by the door. I'm not proud of it but I also don't worry about locking my door. 5 years in the worst neighborhood in my city and no problems. In fact, some guy on hallucinogenics came in to tell me my door had blown wide open in the wind once, closed it, then left

[@castlehill6717]

Buzzkill 808 Raven Yea I would probably lock my doors man.

[@Sorrow993]

This police officer is better interviewer than 99% of "journalists" today. It really felt like I was listening to 2 gentlemen doing an interview. Edit: TF 2.2k likes? Ty folks

[@RobertDorosulic]

Slazem se

[@factbeaglesarebest]

There’s a copious amount of excellent interviewers out there...

[@jasonmitchell6534]

Stop racism

[@ZeranZeran]

Very respectful and to the point guy too. He actually seems like a decent guy. Hope he turns his life around.

[@ZeranZeran]

@@jasonmitchell6534 Stop being white

[@AggressiveGold]

One thing I learned living in Brazil is: always make eye contact with who you think is gonna rob you. Stealth and surprise are key elements for a thief/robber/burglar to act and succeed. It happened with me more than once, I was surely gonna be robbed, then I looked at them and walked towards them and they just went away. In one of these situations they actually robbed the person right in front of me. Always make sure the robber knows you are aware of them. A thief is essentially a coward.

[@bluesky6985]

Some thieves don't want to hurt people so they move on to an easier target. It's the ones that use violence that are dangerous

[@plunderersparadise]

​@@bluesky6985 those are robbers and mobsters

[@ImNoTomatoCanUkikAround]

Oh, that's real nice, you are responsible for someone else getting robbed? Well, way to go! Unbelievable! LOL JK

[@stricknine1454]

1.5K burglars are upset with this dude revealing some of their tricks.

[@paytenmasias7537]

FreeYourMindSD 1.7k now

[@Daytruin]

naw tricks still work. of the people that watch this probably 5 of them learn.

[@mpelite5527]

Hell nah he just helped me find the better crib to get into 😂

[@keineschwachezeigen2863]

@Adonis Kasperski or they are just interested :D

[@LinusDropTips]

@@paytenmasias7537 1.8k

[@1978garfield]

At first I was wondering "Why is he so careful to make sure no one is home?" Then I remembered he was in Texas. Not wanting to get shot can be a great motivator.

[@paulinotou]

@ I don't think you know how common it is for burglars to get shot at by homeowners while licking a house.

[@genli5603]

James D in other states you have a duty to retreat-Texas has castle law.

[@aussierule]

@ You can literally shoot a kid on your front lawn on Halloween if they come up and you have a no trespassing sign. It happened and the dude got away scot free. If you have that sign clearly visible and someone is on your property, weapons free.

[@MarcGyverIt]

Same reason there's hardly any crime in the country. Everyone is armed, and everything is unpredictable.

[@darken3150]

@@genli5603 You are wrong. You have no duty to retreat in Tennessee. Also to quote a line from the movie Shooter: "Tennessee, patron state of shootin' stuff."

[@IggyStardust1967]

Someone broke into my house, I woke up while he was searching for money, so I helped him search because if there's money in the house, I'd be shocked.

[@boycotgugle3040]

I'd just tell him, I don't have any right now, but if he has 2 hours or so, I'll simply print some for him. Just need to get the press going xD

[@parklee3440]

😂 but what attracted him to your home?

[@Kenny-yz1em]

Haha best comment I've seen going through these, relateable!

[@orls9068]

hahahaha

[@andreitomescu7847]

Take a picture of 100 dollar bills, print them out and say it´s real money

[@JohnOwenBanks]

Our home was robbed on a bad weather day (heavy rain). The cops told us they felt safer breaking-in while the rain noise helped them from being easily heard or from neighbors hearing. They'd cased our place & waited for bad weather & us being gone to work.

[@EasyCartoonDrawingTutorials]

5:15 "I don't want to ever enter a situation where I'm confronted by anyone". Story of my life.

[@queencoconuts258]

I remember specifically saying this to my mom before a party... and she didn't listen

[@mrcaboosevg6089]

I'm the other way around, i love yelling at dick heads.

[@HyborianAge]

You're a serial killer.

[@PatLund]

Same

[@sleepsleeper4466]

@@HyborianAge cute projection sweatycheeks 😘 Judging by your channel.. yikes..

[@zerutsega301]

Those 2k dislikes came from the thieves guild.

[@samuelr.6046]

What was that hat in Oblivion grey... Something

[@Joy-le9fy]

@@samuelr.6046 You mean the Gray Fox's headwear? Gray Cowl of Nocturnal. What about it?

[@Silberschutz]

@@samuelr.6046 grey fox

[@flutedscissors9655]

Was looking for this

[@KingSilly]

why does this comment not have top likes?

[@davidjakiela9553]

I know a lady that keeps a pair of muddy men's work boots ( size 14 ) on the front porch.she lives alone. It makes people think King Kong lives there. Nice mind screw

[@The177Hunter]

Leave a couple empty 12gauge shotgun shells lying near the door too. 🔫

[@timhanby5662]

Don’t forget the fake family photo just inside the front door (if it’s see through) with King Kong as the man of the house photoshopped in holding his rifle

[@timhanby5662]

The177Hunter lol good idea 😂😂😂

[@richtigmann1]

@@timhanby5662 lol

[@asenathdagraca1401]

Niiiiiiccceeeee ha ha ha

[@cmcota37]

I love how professional this interview is and the respect between criminal and law. They are showing that he’s a nice person but had a shitty career choice! Awesome doc

[@bunnyman6321]

You wouldn't be saying that if he was Latino or Black .

[@pwtprojects5610]

All staged.

[@jhn969]

@@bunnyman6321 And

[@bunnyman6321]

@@jhn969 ?

[@jhn969]

@@bunnyman6321 ?

[@pingpong4016]

There’s something oddly intriguing about listening to a professional criminal

[@Mr.Voysey]

Gavin Grant innit 😂

[@j_f82]

He’s not very professional he got caught

[@vantstheriault4446]

@@j_f82 hes been doing it and getting away with it for 10 years

[@slickmashable]

😂

[@JustinLodes]

Then you’d love hearing my story

[@poisenbery]

"I jog a lot. I would wear long sleeve shirts that covered my tattoos, and my venacular was not that of a common criminal. I would case neighborhoods on foot." Thief level 100

[@danielg1461]

*Intensely writes down on paper!*

[@76shogun1]

Uh then he said he was weary of certain situations....and the repeated it....I believe he meant leary.

[@jqvist529]

Yes I thought perhaps he was attempting to say wary

[@mattsaunders4795]

poisenbery kkkmkmk

[@MrsRen]

I think it's just his pronunciation of wary. I've done it before. Just a bit of the accent he has.

[@Evilbob33]

Yea, but this sounds like a reasonable smart person. Next interview, do a crackhead and see the differance.

[@GuWopFOE]

Exactly!!! strung out junkies arent going to be so stealthy.

[@cullenholloway8377]

@@GuWopFOE get a gun and 8 bolt locks with a expensive secuity system with bright ass lights and 6 pit bulls

[@Flip4910]

It's the reasonable smart person that gets away with the crimes. This guy sounds like this was his proffesion not just to get drug money but that this was his job.

[@Flip4910]

@@GuWopFOE Your wrong about that

[@brandieebutler961]

@Wiley Combs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Average-Jane-Reviews]

The recommendation of saying just a minute I’m on the phone is great, thank you

[@Chris-ot9vk]

This guy takes ten minutes to plan how he is going to eat a cookie.

[@alexeismirnoff9154]

Chris well if what you are doing can land you thirty years in jails then you should be taking all the time you need

[@makkaschatsanddits7899]

to the oceans 11 sound track

[@iwatchyoutube1234]

Chris lmao

[@stiltzy1534]

"Cellular cookie jar, I'ma just keep jogging."

[@codywhittenton6144]

First he cases the plate of cookies, he’s looking for a particular cookie, if it doesn’t have chocolate chips, he’s not going to waste his time, but if it does have chocolate chips but only contains 4 or less chips, he won’t risk it, what he’s looking for is the perfect sized cookie, too small and it’ll be crunchy, too big and it’ll be gooey, sometimes he doesn’t find the right cookie, so he has to make a completely new batch

[@drowsy5879]

Cop: can you do a interview with us and tell us everything you did in the past 20 years to steal Thief: Cop: we can take 10 years off your sentence Thief: does a 43 minute interview on how to steal

[@samsalin]

What wouldn't you do for 10 years of life not in a cell lol

[@gydo1942]

then they release it to the public, teaching everyone how to steal

[@paulinotou]

@@samsalin truth. Like maybe he realized he shouldnt be a shitbag and that the rest of his functionting life shouldnt be in jail

[@griffongaming4736]

Thief: "You sly dog! You had me monologuing."

[@SweetSideOfFries]

@@gydo1942 but it is also teaching how to not be targetted / stolen from

[@Jawohl721]

“I don’t tie people up and hurt them. I’m a thief; I’m not proud but it’s what I am.” *PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS*

[@connorbaker4159]

Lmao 😂

[@dakotahuff3864]

Theres no such thing as a professional criminal dude.

[@Jawohl721]

@@dakotahuff3864 bud the “professionals have standards” is a quote from a Team Fortress 2 video it’s only a joke haha

[@donmcdouglas5017]

@@dakotahuff3864 boomer

[@dakotahuff3864]

@@donmcdouglas5017 nerd

[@orangezhu1288]

this guy's knowledge and understanding about his "target customers" is way beyond most sales people in any businesses

[@ImNoTomatoCanUkikAround]

Aside from the "wrongness" of his actions, you can really see how well he knew his craft. This guy is a real professional. Admirable in the sense of how well spoken and how organized he was with his job. The guy gave a powerpoint without needing to look at it.

[@MikeScott-z5p]

Hes a novice. Not very good. ​@ImNoTomatoCanUkikAround

[@pedrojustice]

Pretty informative. But why I am watching this at 2AM, after I started looking for Skyrim Modding Tutorials three hours ago is the real question.

[@Butzebaer]

I see I am not the only one.

[@DerpyVenom]

was watching some maplestory m guide and now im here as well, it's 3:45am xD

[@Crewsayed]

I went from Obi wan Kenobi "hello there" meme complations to the orgeon trail to WW2 to this.

[@drswagerland]

Well put.

[@enaneitor0086]

You're watching skyrim mod tutorials on 2018? You should know that shit step by step by now

[@sweetpeach5633]

I'll buy a sign that says I've got a wireless alarm and stick it in my yard since I'm too broke to afford it. Discount deterrent.

[@Skedaddlemahgaggle]

Did you see the bit where he'd go for houses that look rich??

[@peta-butter2744]

sweet peach discounted detergent at dollar store

[@KingHenryIX]

Thieves today have technology like everyone else. They can Google real and fake companies. They'd be eyeballing your house if you stick a fake sign.

[@ehntals1394]

He actually goes into a section where he actually checks the registration for security services just to catch people who only keep up the sticker.

[@TheKritickill99]

@@KingHenryIX it doesn't need to be a fake sign, security companies don't care if you put one of their signs in your yard and don't get their service, it's free advertising for them. Normal legit people see the sign and brand awareness happens.

[@Petar321_GT]

His inteligence was wrongly used... What a shame...

[@ff-xu8ff]

His drug addiction turned him into a theif i believe he started with good intent

[@janej1696]

Unfortunately the very intelligent are more driven to drugs than those with avg or above avg.... Drugs are the purview of those on the fringes of intelligence spectrum. Very low and Very high, it's the middle ground that tend to work bit harder in school and try bit harder in life and don't think too much about it... Life, just DO it! Lol

[@jalenmarshall6315]

@@janej1696 👀👀 how do you have on 10 layers of make-up and still be as ugly as you are?? I hate to be mean but DAMN.. You really do have a face that only a mother could love

[@familyguy6668]

@ hard effort I'm making money work for you doesn't grow on trees either

[@brentcrude8153]

718HungryMoney516 Moves Specifically, it's the combination of 3 capabilities: • Logic • Inductive Reasoning • Experience Common Sense...not so common.

[@Revolution5268]

One of the best interviews of 43 mins. Love every min of it back 2016 still love it in 2023.

[@TheSolder777]

just finished watching this alright wish me luck guys

[@sakus2866]

glhf

[@elizabethanderson2340]

Good luck brother

[@y0mama152]

thesoldier good luck buddy

[@fornsphin]

Have a nice jog!

[@swazzey116]

...

[@drdonley21]

Being a burglar seems to be so much more work that actually getting a job.

[@sherryburrows882]

Absolutely. After 20 years as a career criminal, married to another career criminal, I finally realized that and gave it up. Working was way easier.

[@briandellinger1699]

DrDonley lot more risky for sure.lol

[@djangorainbow]

Oceanic Dangernoodle I don't think this was sympathizing with thieve's actions, just saying they could've worked honestly with less effort

[@AvaiLeon]

@Oceanic Dangernoodle Hmm, well the words made sense, but your sarcastic tone didn't. Does it not sound like difficult work?

[@contrafighter_1983]

Guy was a personal trainer, seems like he liked it for the thrill.

[@Spot-t]

I literally had this video recommended to me for 2 months now. Let's get this over with.

[@aknopf8173]

You can always use the "Not interested" function. I always do that to block the random "1 dollar pen vs 10.000 dollar pen" videos that pop up everywhere.

[@firippumartinezu1782]

Same. I figured it must be good if it's STILL on the recommended. It was interesting.

[@JACk79457]

Hahahah same. I decided to give it a listen and I’m glad because now I know more

[@tan.91]

I hate recommended videos this also came up in mine

[@orls9068]

Hahaha same here!

[@cindypappas253]

Thanks to everyone who participated in creating this presentation. Excellent information!

[@kobibenlevi5523]

Plot twist: the police officer wants to start robbing houses and wants advice

[@pissypiscesdevilsoup9680]

Shhhhhhh, don't blow his cover!!!

[@kevinalachat4173]

Lol

[@clintsherman5797]

Lol

[@faridaagot8691]

🤣🤣🤣 true, he is very keen.

[@-Prakriti]

What if all police started that We all r dommed

[@dianac2498]

My dog woke me up at 4 am, which is unusual. He didn’t bark while inside but wanted out. I opened the door and he took one leap from my front porch all the way to the gate where some guy was standing just staring at my house. It will never leave my mind. He knew that person was there somehow. He’s a German Shepherd and the most loving dog I’ve ever known, except for with that guy.

[@Mehki227]

I had a tiny doxie like that. My parrot had climbed down her cage and was climbing up the coffee table leg to get to me on the couch. Never did that before. Didn't make a sound. I was watching tv and her cage was right next to it. Didn't notice a damned thing. Anyway I open the gate to the kitchen then let out my crated doxie. She shot past me so fast, it made me look. She didn't make a sound. Usually, asked whine and stand on her legs to get the birds. Had my parrot in her mouth. I screamed, grabbed them both and was spinning around. Don't know how I got her to drop the bird; because we've chased that dog and had to pry her jaws open to release a dead bird and to release my pug's face 😳 She killed a baby mole that suddenly ran out from under the drain pipe while we were walking up the stairs. She didn't even hesitate, just snapped it and killed it. Walking her at midnight, she heard? Smelled? A large dog 2 blocks away and took off like a bullet to kick it's azz😳 Fearless... Gentle with people and children... Ready to kill everything else - all 11lbs of her. Had the deep bark of a large dog. Not yappy at all. Damn! I miss that dog! Total bad azz!😂 The bird lived and wasn't shaken at all😅

[@XerxezsX]

Dogs can smell intruders a mile away, they can smell 100,000 better than humans.

[@Kwatson855]

That happened to me and my dog got skunked🤦🏻‍♀️🐶

[@marcellabrowning315]

​@hoihoi9866 it's a love story.

[@stephanier6783]

GSD are the sweetest most loving dogs, just big babies who want love and cuddles...until they hear someone outside. lol ...and wow, if one has ever accidentally chomped on your hand when you're trying to get the ball out of their mouth to throw it for them you KNOW how strong their jaws are. So, when you see those cop shows where the criminal is screaming bloody murder when the GSD canine officer is attacking them, you can better believe that is all real and not an act. Their bites takes 2-3 weeks to stop hurting (from the bruising alone).

[@1971mav]

Getting to know your neighbors or maybe being robbed? That's a tough choice.

[@WRHAP]

Yeah. But my neighbors are meth addicts and thieves!

[@infinitypoker6383]

Good laugh thanks

[@publicopinion3596]

@Evil Super Dave The Mickraut lmao agreed

[@richeyrich3655]

Lol I know what you mean

[@kabutoyakushi6618]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jaysantos536]

I truly hope Shane has been honest and truthful and actually suffers remorse and stays clean of drugs. When he gets out please continue with these public service messages and visit with local PD and community groups with this sort of message. It will help a lot of people

[@wildestcowboy2668]

@@joshbeck1456 fo sho mane I be glad you told that fool off g

[@ArmchairQuarterback1]

He's back to his old ways

[@ValerieDurden-i6m]

@ArmchairQuarterback1 no he's not Bill. Stop it

[@theisaiahcc]

I wish someone would listen to me, like this cop listens to him. "mhm... mhm... mhm..."

[@markmcculfor6113]

Mhm?

[@carlosarias5473]

jajajaja! ah you crack me up!!

[@internetresident3894]

Usually when I'm making that sound it means I'm not listening.

[@JessaHawke]

The key is to talk about something interesting.

[@dsc5085]

must be southern politeness

[@thomasgambroadamsson3650]

I appreciate the level of respect these two men have for each other, as human beings. Dispassionate. A productive conversation

[@brucemontgomery8136]

well said

[@free2be]

A little too slow.

[@glennduke5853]

It maybe suprising how often the police and the criminals end up kind of being buddies!

[@annalouux8553]

Hey that's a stolen joke. I've seen this on Facebook years ago

[@jordannear3206]

@@georgiypotulov23 this is your opinion and nothing more lol

[@elisa.r.g]

"My vernacular is not that of a common criminal" and that why he got away with it for so damn long

[@Adriang.carballoliinc]

@Elisa Grace. What can we get away with? 💗😉

[@imisstheoldyoutube11]

nice cat

[@elisa.r.g]

nel thanks his name is George

[@imisstheoldyoutube11]

@@elisa.r.g my cats name is pinocchio

[@elisa.r.g]

nel that’s fucking precious

[@bblauter]

Years later and this is still my favorite video on KZbin

[@user-mr1zs1np7w]

Theifs: i fear no man, but that thing *wireless alarm systems* , it scares me

[@_l.rat_]

😂

[@Raven7744]

Plot Twist: wireless alarm systems are really easy to disarm and he is helping beginner thieves

[@SRnr16]

thieves*

[@user-mr1zs1np7w]

@@SRnr16 Im A gRaMmEr NaZi Yo- stfu nobody fucking cares

[@bevanjonsson2284]

Wireless alarm systems means every camera has an IP address. EVERYTHING with an IP address can be hacked.

[@taya3758]

20-30 years for burglary, in his case a non violent criminal.... I’ve seen rapists and murderers get less. Wtf

[@junkiexl86]

He gets out in 2023, less than 3 years from now lol. offender.tdcj.texas.gov/OffenderSearch/offenderDetail.action?sid=04156120

[@Reddiablo1111]

Do you understand the difference between concurrent and consecutive?

[@junkiexl86]

@@mookymoos3130 Apparently someone cant read... "Projected release date: 2023-5-14" offender.tdcj.texas.gov/OffenderSearch/offenderDetail.action?sid=04156120

[@junkiexl86]

@@mookymoos3130 Thats from the Texas Tribune an online newspaper lol, which are only going off his original date, which is only the raw sentence handed out by the judge that doesn't factor in things like prison programs that reduce time, time already spent in jail for the crime before sentencing, good behavior and other variables that dictate actual release date. The actual TDoJ has his official records which are updated by the courts and what the prison system is going off of. Trust me on this one my man.

[@davidmadison6071]

@@junkiexl86 ^ This. Sadly having been through the system myself, this is 100% correct. This messed with my family as well as they saw only the sentence the judge gave me and not what my actual release date was (which is updated each month, often lowering the first few months as things like Shawn said, get factored in). But yea, A newspapers information is by no means superior to the information of the actual prison system itself. They don't have up to the minute communications with the courts as the prison system (Texas Department of Justice) has to have. The man is getting out in 2023, so long as he keeps his nose clean inside and doesn't do anything to add more time to his sentence or lose any 'good time'. Also pretty much in every state offenders do not do the full sentence. Its usually 51% for non-violent crimes and 85% for violent crimes.

[@norosoros891]

Nice video now time for a jog

[@lionelsanches8699]

😂

[@petezar3409]

nice.

[@andymb601]

*not on my watch*

[@josephk3926]

I feel like I can’t go jogging in nice neighborhoods to enjoy the architecture and scenery anymore without Mrs Kravitz calling now 😂

[@p-shawn5781]

This inmate was so informative that he helped me be aware of certain surroundings that I didn't even considered or even thought of about my home. This same informative information & awareness can also help with protecting your car.

[@jesuscomic]

I’m an ex cop and ex prison guard. Here’s what he didn’t tell you. They love when you have wooden privacy fences especially if your back yard backs up to a wooded area. Once they jump over that fence the neighbors can’t see them in your yard. They also love to pull burglaries when it rains. They jump your back fence, they are not seen and when they pop that glass or kick your door the rain prevents neighbors from hearing it. They actually hate any type of dog. They are living alarms. You know your dogs different barks. So do your neighbors. If your dog is going nuts the neighbors will investigate. The like you’re house to back up to woods so it’s easy to escape. Don’t have privacy fence. Have alarm signs Have a dog Leave different lights on during different days. Watch for your neighbors and they will watch for you.

[@ocean3638]

Thanks Mutzie. Good information. Thank you for your service.

[@jesuscomic]

@@ocean3638 You’re more than welcome.

[@uioplkhj]

"Here’s what he didn’t tell you." Proceeds to write what he said.

[@thomasjefferson6334]

@@uioplkhj he definitely gave additional information.

[@thomasjefferson6334]

@@jesuscomic thanks for the tips sir

[@vladimirputin4523]

I’d avoid a house with a big ass American flag in their yard because they probably own like 46 guns

[@sophiacardiel7862]

Lol 😂 😂

[@cowboyjohnn]

Doesnt matter if no one is home

[@simi948]

🤣😂😂🤣

[@bigpimp2die4]

Well Putin, what if they’re there to steal guns. 🎰!!!!

[@williamwhite1078]

@ŇøHă Ģ. Especially if your'e one of those guys who buys a $500 safe and put $30,000 worth of guns in it.

[@joshuaattractsmoney]

After only 9 minutes of listening to this guy...he is a criminal mastermind. He needs to run for congress

[@noela.casillas2122]

Very underrated comment

[@soulwaves20000]

Not really. I used to steal, these things just come to you, it’s common sense.

[@reese9278]

🌷YOR THE BEST I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A LONG TIME...THANK YOU!

[@carapo66]

I figured out that he's a socialist.

[@rogeramezquita5685]

Best comment

[@Skankhunt-og5md]

Think we need to take a minute to appreciate that this man knows he's done wrong and is helping do right now

[@patmacken5130]

To is an outward sign of repentance though I would not be surprised if it was part of a plea deal.

[@thomaskane5452]

He's only doing what You believe is right because he's been caught. He's a POS and if he was still on the street, He'd break into your home tonight!

[@tz28exile]

@@thomaskane5452 Did you even watch the video you fucking retard?

[@danielk6878]

Let's hope that he truly is repentant and changes his ways. My wife's son was always a model citizen while in jail or prison. He always reverted to his evil ways once he was out. I'm sure his talk has something to do with reducing his sentence.

[@WsupMyWigga]

Nah he just wants you to use a cellular alarm system because you can very easily block them with a $600 cell phone jammer 🤣

[@squidguy7907]

Thief: *information* Cop: mhm

[@sturgill8511]

Mhm mhm mhm lol

[@alquest]

The officer is practising his human knowledge. He does not judge, and he only sends out conformation. His goal is to get information and let him do the talking. You can try this yourself, and be amazed that most ppl are more than willing to keep and keep talking if you let them this frequently know you are listening.

[@devinhotline2721]

Ik when I noticed it that’s all I could focus on. Kinda pissed me off.

[@csgecko]

Lmao

[@acecheso4958]

Thanks for the lyrics

[@nemesisbreakz]

This guy got me paranoid now looking out my windows at joggers.

[@solosix3991]

I just snatched up a jogger and interrogated him, but he said he wouldn't waste his time. I have a $80 fence, and a dog that bit us both on accident during the failed interrogation. Now, I jog too.

[@topman8565]

Like you should

[@jameskearsing9254]

PCgohard You’re ego is like 500 times bigger than your brain

[@zetsutsuletsu2034]

issa joke hombre.

[@chancetherappera6915]

@@PCgohard one shot and your done gtfo

[@ntnrocket1]

Jeez, southern criminals are so polite, every other sentence, "Yes, sir..."

[@cezarab5236]

I mean, he is very intelligent, so he knows it's in his best interest.

[@Eddie_the_Husky]

A lot of southerners are that way, criminal or not ☺️

[@claiminglight]

Bare in mind that he's doing this to try to get a reduced sentence.

[@unclejim2079]

Most northern people kinda hide their mentality like that this guy could be insane (hes probably not im not saying he is) and he could be hiding it perfectly....

[@Daniel-xu6kd]

Yeah he’s on his best behaviour probably with an incentive for an appeal.

[@peachtreee4649]

It's cool how a cop is doing the interview with a honest thief. Good info. The respect between two different men. Good video.

[@persiancat1116]

That’s insane. 20-30 years. People get lighter sentences for murder

[@diosantana2659]

This guy ruins lives too

[@TheSerwow]

@@diosantana2659 yeah but doesn't end lifes..........like you know, killers

[@bedp]

According to the Texas DOJ he was eligible for parole in 2017 so he's probably breathing free air right now.

[@diosantana2659]

20-30 aka serve 7. Relax and learn about the system

[@dtbristol]

He broke into rich people's homes. That's a big no no.

[@keeplearning6126]

He is speaking like a President of Thieves

[@briannk3720]

LIFE ISNT EASY .... I don't want to force anything on yall but man I've had so many problems and the only true way to come out of them victorious is thru the Lord God Almighty... I know society makes everyone think being religious is for deluded people but please open your eyes it's not.. I plead to yall just say a prayer to God commit all your worries fears, regrets and deepest problems into his hands.. read the bible and keep praying to him in Jesus Name .. I promise you your life will change for the better I promise you I was pondering on suicide, I wanted to run away from home but I prayed to the Lord God and all of a sudden ..things started moving forward in my life.. I've done so many evil things in my past.. things that i think any other person would kill me for if they were God but God kept me alive and well I dont want to be seen as the deluded guy in the comment section but I'm literally pouring my heart out I thought my sins were too bad and that I will never succeed in my dreams.. but I forgot that in John 3:16 it says "For God so love the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life" Believe that Jesus died on the cross for all of our sins to be forgiven and to give us eternal life in heaven You may think I'm crazy but I'm begging just try this read the bible pray and watch yourself rise to heights you never expected Dont fall into the tricks of the world I'm begging I apologise for this being too long Imma try and send this out to loads of comments sections.. I hope this touched your soul.. if it did please like the message and comment let's make it together

[@abbeyanis8919]

No he is just vice president though

[@jobond2398]

He think he's got the power to enter someone's property the way he wants. 🦊

[@jobond2398]

Suya you're really funny. 🤣

[@persnemlasnem8413]

Thieves are charismatic speakers.

[@2coolrun308]

He should make a company that evaluates your home and installs security measures. Turn his skill set into a legal business. EDIT: PLEASE stop replying to this shit.

[@ZenMonkeyGod]

That's actually a great point, because he would've made a *fortune* doing that, a hundred times more than stealing people's things ever would've netted him.

[@darrylkassle361]

@@ZenMonkeyGod no I would say he would of made more being a burglar. Just jewelry alone would net him more than consulting on that. Maybe he could of consulted installed an alarm and then went back and robbed them then made even more - off his job and from consulting IAM sure he would of done that if he knew you would make more money but you don’t. Also the amount of houses you can rob in a day would be more than you think

[@ZenMonkeyGod]

@@darrylkassle361 I dunno, I just feel like once he sees the profits mounting he'd realise it pays more to just go straight. That, and he wouldn't have to hide under the law's radar just to make ends meet. Then again, I hope he wouldn't just make security systems with intentional weaknesses he could tell his criminal mates about and how to exploit. Lol

[@darrylkassle361]

@@ZenMonkeyGod to get to the heart of the matter I have personally known these types of guys and they usually have a drug habit and actually love the adrenaline rush and buzz of what they are doing. Actually seems like a nice guy sans his thieving ways. Definitely not your stereotypical conventional run of the mill crim that’s for sure

[@ZenMonkeyGod]

@@darrylkassle361 Yeah he's indeed got a good head, and a good heart too possibly, but something went wrong somewhere. Would you say a lot of the ones you knew were left without much other choice? Desperate family situations sometimes can be all it takes to send someone down that road. Truth is, honest money is certainly right boring compared to that life; existing as a soulless office jockey like me, I can't say I don't understand the appeal (though I guarantee I never had the balls to attempt such a thing lol). Those who are good at it and can get away with it, as long as they're not assaulting someone I suppose there's a lot worse they could be doing.

[@hotdog7346]

No one answers the door anymore even when they are home

[@janc8199]

If Im not expecting you..I won't open my door. Anyone can easily push their way through..

[@SanctifiedLady]

Nope, if I don’t know you are coming… save yourself the trip, gas is expensive

[@themoonsevilsister1561]

Easy deterrent: Don't get a fence, let your lawn die.

[@utubeisboobtube]

That's most of Texas during the summer.

[@shaun1040]

Gladius Draco that won’t work all to well if you’re living in an upscale neighbourhood where are your neighbours have perfectly maintained lawns and nice fences eh?

[@simonkryer6867]

@@shaun1040 what do you mean, that's exactly where it will work. you are the only one where its NOT worth breaking in.

[@BillAnt]

Yeah well Mr. Durden doesn't seem like the brightest light bulb in the joint... after all he got caught and sentenced. Lame! lol

[@dousuketoby1731]

@@BillAnt well not directly. Plus this guy only go after jewelry therefore he wont pillage a broke home.. some people would take the whole shit and even steal from a poor looking home

[@Torebordalpiano]

But Mr Durden! The first rule of thief club is: you do not talk about thief club!

[@katarishigusimokirochepona6611]

Toreidbor lol

[@heartworkbykitty7933]

Toreidbor This is brilliant

[@tylermunden6642]

His name was Michael Durden. His name was Michael Durden. His name was Michael Durden. His name was Michael Durden. His name was Michael Durden.

[@CptnHammer1]

Second rule is it's called a guild, come on guys!

[@gamebearing5764]

He probably got a good deal

[@uppercut70]

Now I have an excuse for my wife to leave the outside of my house looking like crap...it's to deter a burglar

[@Phil-mt1ql]

LOL!

[@MrAvocadoMan]

lmao

[@blissfulbeautyfull-mess5125]

😂😂😂

[@bayoutapes]

@ 18:32 LMFAO

[@abc-wv4in]

Why is that just your wife's job? Are you disabled?

[@diegoasturias9252]

Expensive years of experience as a thief for everybody = extremely valuable intel in return. Thanks for sharing!

[@Candie5000]

The real question is, how did this guy get caught?

[@wintersummers3085]

probably on drug charges or selling stolen goods

[@angelobaziotis]

T Nailz no shit Lmaoo

[@andrewbarchenger2010]

Click the link in the description. I'm sure you can write him and find out. You can Google it.

[@skprog]

you could look on his rap sheet. www.texastribune.org/library/data/texas-prisons/inmates/michael-shayne-durden/1089445/

[@lytheus69]

Andrew Barchenger x

[@ManInTheBigHat]

I love how in Texas the burglar is so polite with the cop. And the cop treats the burglar with respect. They're so matter-of-fact.

[@moriahscogin3402]

I think it might be the fact that he's not trying to sell his innocence still (wich according to my father, who works corrections, NO criminal is guilty according to them).. so when you meet the ONE convict who owns up to his shit, you really do respect them for their honesty and you can finally see them as a real person again. Imagine it as: your ex cheats on you, you have video proof he did it, and he STILL says he was the most faithful man you could have ever been with. Can you make that relationship work? No. But maybe, just maybe, the one who is remorseful and begs for counseling and a second chance, you might be able to give it a shot.

[@stza16]

I agree. I also appreciate Santa leaving me presents when I was a child.

[@liranpiade4499]

I have a feeling most of the United States doesn't treat criminals as human beings, and most of the criminals would refuse to cooperate, but in countries that treat criminals humanely, that's normal.

[@musicbruise]

Respect should interpersonal, not socio-economic, or associative. I applaud these two individuals for conversing respectfully as peers within humanity.

[@harrykuheim6107]

The Cop is Mining this Guy for info....it's an Old Interrogation Technics....It's Chit Chat...beter than sitting in their Cell

[@ufotalk9434]

I sell wireless alarm systems this guy is going on my facebook feed

[@AngelofDeath333]

UFO Talk do you also sell those wireless home security cameras??

[@scottwpilgrim]

@@AngelofDeath333 Are you looking to get one? They're pretty good if you get the right ones and know how to maximize their use.

[@AngelofDeath333]

Scott W Pilgrim one day

[@diosantana2659]

Looooser

[@sdwep2bus274]

Are there alarms for aliens

[@buffalopatriot]

Every homeowner needs to hear this information. Thank you for posting it.

[@dannydeko331]

*How to not get robbed* - Don't have nice fences - Have wireless alarm systems - Have an aggressive dog - Make sure you have a neighborhood with a VIP program - Manicure your yard - Keep your trash bin full & your mailbox empty - Have a sound timer box - Don't have glass doors - Install curtains to windows - Keep a few lights on when you're not home - Keep a car in your driveway that you don't use - Live in a cul de sac - Have a glass breaking alarm - Don't have a big doggy door - Put wireless alarm signs around your house that are up to date - Hide the alarm system out of sight - Watch for people with long sleeves - Have visible security cameras - Good locks / kicker plate on doors - Loud breaking windows - Have a fake alarm system that goes off when the wires are cut

[@SomethingDangerous]

if u kill an unarmed burglar in your own home and the cops show up, you will literally face criminal charges and jail time. unless you're from one of 3 states

[@MindSynth2050]

Should be able to kill any intruder in your house honestly, at least shoot at without any repercussions.

[@buickjam]

And a partridge in a pear tree

[@shellfish355]

[@hanscombrinck1481]

So, just make sure you kill them quietly ;)

[@Super-J10]

What we didn’t know was that during the interview, he stole the cops wallet, badge, gun, underwear and tattoo.......

[@Luffyxe]

Are u serious or u joking

[@worm5arecool]

@@Luffyxe yeah he's serious, its in the video

[@sahb8091]

@@Luffyxe Yeah it's true, blink for a second and you miss it. But if you pay attention, at the end it was the burglar who walked out free and the policeman who was led away in handcuffs. Amazing.

[@Luffyxe]

Wow

[@jordanbabin]

HAHAHAHAH

[@xredb]

Ok, I've learnt to appreciate my nosey neighbour now

[@Zay-lh4om]

Facts

[@The_torero]

Mine is completely useless because she is only nosey with your personal life and not things that actually count.

[@alexgee5033]

My neighbor is a mechanic that works from home.. always in the garage with garage door open working on cars . Free security lol

[@IAMHe777]

Right ! I wish I was your nosey neighbor lol because giiiirl you are sight to see 😍😍😍😍 #beautiful

[@jenlinds1]

Ditto.

[@heaven-sent_and_hell-bent]

Objectively speaking, this collabortive interview was highly informative & helpful. Thank you to both the interviewer & interviewee for educating us.

[@dankmemer626]

Tbh I can respect this guy for taking his past and using it to help people

[@andyf7002]

Helping thieves lmao

[@whitykitty2651]

Dank Memer tbh I can respect this guy for taking his past and using it to help people.....steal

[@code5829]

Dank Memer ya if he stopped even so how much damage he caused to innocent ppl

[@565656gooner]

he was probs offered time off his sentence or some other perk for revealing

[@azathoththe3rd]

Well he was also bribed with a sentence reduction.

[@audiofella5066]

PLOT TWIST HE'S ACTUALLY SPONSORED BY BAY ALARM AND ADT

[@whereisharry4995]

Audio Fella your definitely on to something, he feels a bit too cooperative...

[@Alcatraz509]

Breezy reduced sentence anyone? 😂 Mans got 30 years. I’d snitch harder then 69 too!

[@whereisharry4995]

C2O Alcatraz yeah but he’s extremely polite

[@moechawki7251]

@@whereisharry4995 you cant be aggressive and expect a reduced sentence lol

[@red2theelectricboogaloo961]

@@whereisharry4995 feels a bit too cooperative? i'm sorry, are convicts just supposed to be these inhumane monster beast things now?

[@adcaptandumvulgus4252]

This could also be called "How to be a burglar".

[@RantTherapist]

What burglar actually researches how to burglarize lol? Who are you kidding.

[@icet6668]

Rant Therapist I DO

[@opmike343]

Burglars know how to be burglars. Most homeowners, however, are completely clueless.

[@henrygeorge377]

opmike343 No they dont know, they learn not all criminals are stupid he shows that

[@lachdenan9875]

@Rant Therapist Did you not catch his clueless PC name? Lol, and you have a Pepe profile, m8.

[@lindafontanesi501]

That young man speaks so well and voiced important safety information. Thank you !

[@markzucc3277]

Commercial for wireless alarm systems

[@eddie9988]

ArmchairWarrior He's not just talking about wireless alarms for the first couple minutes, he goes on about them in between the whole video, and he raves about their effectiveness for a couple minutes around 25 minutes in.

[@AT-ww6pj]

Get back to sorting out your privacy policy

[@leonardhenry4288]

not once did he mention a name of a wireless security system company

[@luisff7030]

Mark Z U C C this video was sponsored by Wireless Alarm System.

[@rickmanley767]

He even stated that just having a sign for wireless security, even if you don’t have it, was a huge deterrent. What security company would promote that? None.

[@ziggyz8345]

Criminals sometimes are smarter than people who went to 6 years of college and most experts in different fields

[@rokukou]

because those people can be criminals too

[@thedutchman3929]

Its called intelic or intelligence

[@benbarry1330]

Sir Wattson correct intelligence & educated are 2 completely different things some people are book smart but don’t know how the real world works & have no common sense

[@saragarofano9727]

"Sometimes" MOST times, sir!

[@mindovermatter2332]

Duh

[@clonesharpshooter101]

Dad: “I asked you to cut the grass yesterday-“ Me: “dO yOu WaNT tO bE A vIcTIm?!”

[@KnightoftheSorryFace]

He said that manavured grass was a deterrent so he would be more likely to try to break in if it's not cut

[@AnymMusic]

@@KnightoftheSorryFace long grass till a certain extend is a deterrent

[@banditothedorito7082]

@@AnymMusic Where i live tall grass means snakes lol

[@jonny2hotty378]

Go fuck yourself with your stupid ass comment... Bitch

[@Add_Account485]

Just to let uno that im the " *477th* ";person to like this. comment. :-p by the way.... " YEE HAR! " 4 ME!!!

[@billvlahos5472]

Sounds like a job interview.This fella could've been a success in anything legal with his planning & executing a task to the best chance of succeeding.

[@hikingwiththedog6078]

I noticed the same thing. Drugs destroy a lot of lives.

[@eliaol4231]

He could have channeled his intelligence into something that's good for society but he chose to do something else instead

[@avatardele]

He very likely has some sort of pathology, which is what i think lead's people to engage in criminal activity,even though they might have the intellectual capacity to engage in legal occupations. I think the justice system essentially contend's with such persons in the manner it does because pathologies aren't the same as intellectual disabilities.

[@BEAUTYnIQ]

​@@avatardeleyes.. they are filling a void from some dysfunction, real or perceived, from their childhood..

[@PISCESBEATS]

I feel like this is a big advertisement for home security

[@guessmyname1246]

43 min ad

[@cbarbs8277]

WIRELESS home security

[@gunthergumdrop9071]

There was a point where he said you could just get a sign and not the actual system and it would also be a deterrent to 80% of criminals to be fair.

[@EMW_Music]

"buy your neighborhood watch today!"

[@babatunde6130]

No joke my dad has slept through someone taking off our front door and stealing stuff because his fan was on.

[@DATMANCHOPPA]

Sa Ch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🚫🚫🚫🚫

[@BlondinLasse]

Scary stuff =D

[@babatunde6130]

Charlieboy Saldivar yup

[@MulleDK19]

Did they at least leave the front door?

[@TONOCLAY]

Hell one of my roommates i used to have I'm pretty sure he could sleep through a gun fight. I had to wake him up a few times and i had to literally lift the bed and drop it to wake him up. He's also a truck driver and he was asleep in his truck and people where blowing air horns, banging on his truck over and over, they called his company to call him over and over. A police officer broke into his truck and he jumped up and was like can i help you? There was 2 ambulances and multiple cop cars. They thought he was dead LMFAO

[@Traderjoe]

He is a thief, but he is well mannered and well spoken and seems educated. I suspect that this information was given to help reduce his sentence and if it helps the police out and the justice system and the jails from being overcrowded by us citizens taking different tactics that thwart criminals because of this, then he deserves to have his sentence reduced, because he is doing a good thing.

[@atomicfriendo]

WTH? He's a typical sociopath and a complete loser. And he basically tricked YOU into believing he's something other than that.

[@marz6770]

Should the fact that a person is educated and Well-Mannered be taken into account in the final sentence ?

[@Alesij]

I dont want to say you are completely wrong... He will probably get reduced sentence for this. But he is doing this only for himself... He seems like a classic sociopath...

[@jesuschristislordoflordsan427]

too honest and to trust a thief is just fail. and btw, dont trust the police either. its probably propaganda for something.

[@kelbyvaldez6287]

I think you’re right. There are plenty of other criminals in need of a 20-30 year sentence more than this man is. Drug addiction will make you do some desperate things, and I believe that he was in a dark place at the time he did the things he did. He’s a non violent offender and I think 5-8 years would be an acceptable amount of time for him to be released back into society. Overcrowded prisons are a large reason why some offenders get light sentences that should carry a heavy load like this man is with 20-30 years. That’s a pedo/murder stint and isn’t necessary for a common criminal.

[@davidrobinson644]

I am a Security Consultant with 50-years experience in private security service and electronic surveillance and detection equipment. The information testified to in this video is very good information, but a little outdated on alarm systems. Few people have home phones anymore, so nearly all alarm systems communicate by cellphone or Internet. Internet is very, very fast and often alerts the user at the same time as the monitoring station.

[@davidrobinson644]

If the alerted CCW home owner responds faster than the police the burglar is in serious danger. Properly installed alarm systems are not as easy to defeat as in the past. Internet security cameras alert the user and sometimes the alarm monitoring company with live video who can give descriptions of the burglars and vehicles used and can verify the alarm to expedite police response. Responding police, having more information from eye witnesses viewing live remote video surveillance will respond in force looking for more than just an open door.

[@Imtotallydiggingthis]

1700 joggers have been shot at after this video was published.

[@BillAnt]

Jogging is great excercise.... just don't stop, keep on jogging my friend, keep on jogging past my house. xD

[@Arghgl]

"Hadurrr, he was traying to check out mah housse, i saw it on his nouse!"

[@comradelulz7455]

And so they should

[@DestinationTravel]

Policeman: "and I appreciate you sharing with us. But can I please have my wallet back?"

[@leavingasap843]

Lmao

[@jasonhatt4295]

Wasn't I wearing a watch?

[@brillianttorquoise.1680]

Cop to con: Oh great now I"m asspregnant.

[@jojojorisjhjosef]

burglar not a robber.

[@brillianttorquoise.1680]

@@jojojorisjhjosef Brian rang. He told me to tell you that he's a wobber.

[@jaylintz1683]

This guy is so well spoken and respectful, he could easily be someone's buddy and that person never know he was a hardened criminal. I learned a lot from this interview, thank you to this man for sharing his insights from the thieves perspective. Those of us NOT criminally minded really appreciate this level of honesty and insight.

[@byanymeansnecessary398]

Well spoken? Respectful? How is he respectful? Did you expect him to look like that thief from the Simpsons?

[@jaylintz1683]

@@byanymeansnecessary398 didn't you?

[@rebecca_stone]

"Respectful"? Clearly not. But well spoken and polite.

[@colinhughes916]

Just found a new career path

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

@@Johnconno Literally lol.

[@Rickky1971]

I hope this guy uses his knowledge for good when he gets out. I dispise thieves myself but his insight is very informative and appreciated. Do right my man, your pretty smart and can do better in your life.✊👊

[@rachelbaziak4159]

Arm yourself folks!

[@hydrosapienaquatic2600]

Drinking game.... The magic word is “Deterrent”.... See you on the other side.

[@heartworkbykitty7933]

hydrosapien aquatic Or “Yes sir” 🤣

[@kylemiller2414]

hydrosapien aquatic we will all be dead for sure

[@hankhill289]

-Almost guaranteed alcohol poisoning? That's a deterrent. Officer/Interviewer: "So, what I think you're getting at is that the amount of alcohol someone would consume in this particular drinking game would be enough to keep most drinkers away." -"Yes sir, exactly."

[@ethanmcdaniel1779]

No, I got a better one drink Everytime the officer says "mhm"

[@elijahdvine3097]

😂😂😂

[@MixedMartialHelp]

Thanks for sharing. I thought this was done as respectfully as possible.

[@bayoutapes]

@ 18:32 LMFAO

[@arthas640]

Speaking as a former drug dealer and loanshark who has alot of family and customers who were burglars, this is actually pretty accurate and well done.

[@aleidagarcia9074]

More like thanks for stealing

[@megadethly]

Wow what a gem you must be.

[@iamatesseract6141]

moral of the story, look poor or be poor

[@planetruths]

lmfao

[@MichelMawon4982]

lol

[@sciencenerd8879]

Done and done.

[@bloroxcleach3439]

I'm the second one

[@JohnSmith-xx1lx]

Exactly!

[@my1vice]

He's not a professional burglar. He is a professional inmate.

[@michaelcarter266]

These criminals don’t scare me. The really stupid ones that don’t think anything out scare the crap out of me.

[@cookie4578]

Why is that?

[@otxx.antt_]

Cookie yea same, it doesn’t make sense to be scared of someone who will most likely set off an alarm

[@Addy-ology]

Cookie Because the ones that don’t think things out thoroughly are usually without a solid plan, and you might end up seeing them or potentially end up in a confrontation with them. You wouldn’t want that, as those kind of guys might even be drug addicts who might have unpredictable behaviour; which in turn could lead to a dangerous situation if they have a weapon. What started out as a burglary could potentially end up to be something much worse. In general, burglars/thieves like the dude in the video do not want to be seen/noticed, and they plan to avoid potential confrontation. They just want your stuff. Stuff which you should’ve insured, or can work to buy back. It wouldn’t be the end of the world. Your body & life, on the other hand..

[@hippofridge2190]

I agree unless I was by our guns I would much rather not be at my house when someone has broken into it I would rather just let them have the stuff

[@7minutesago4yearsago29]

There’s one thing I learned and always remember this. “If they come during the day, they want your stuff. If they come during the night, they want you.”

[@Gawdi-B]

He should have been a real estate agent or home appraiser.

[@richardsmith748]

What a waste he is so articulate also good looking lol - seriously he could have made something of him self

[@richardsmith748]

@Jon Pulliam as we say "the law of unintended consquences"

[@Mbnewman087]

He can be a security consultant

[@dbaker258]

For sure. My wedding ring was stolen from a realtors only open house.

[@zimsterize]

Thing is, many of these tips only work against a pro burglar with a brain like this guy. Those are relatively rare. Most burglars are inexperienced young punks, or people on drugs, or a blend of both.

[@NobleNemesis]

That's a good point- it seems his advice is catered more towards homes in areas that aren't ghettos/low income

[@rizipt]

Keep in mind that this pro burglar likes to arrive on foot and leave carrying your safe.

[@realrelicinn84real4]

zimsterize well not with KZbin I mean look at all this Research you are doing lmao

[@seanixt]

Truth of the matter is, this guy is going for "high-end" jewelry or pricey items. Inexperienced burglars will end up getting caught or meeting their fate because they are not disciplined enough. He was very lucky to last this long as Texas is a "Castle Doctrine" state.

[@BonDraper]

The most important things he said can be applied to any area. be observant (watch who is watching you) people seem to be his biggest deterrent. good door/lock have someone collect mail when away proper lighting. I would also add watch what you throw out. Don't advertised new items like tv's by putting the box on the curb for everyone to see.

[@AKAyourdad2458]

It's been 6yrs since the interview and I don't know what has happened,but I wish Michael the best of luck in your life, hope you are totally off the drugs you were in and you do your best with your life in the future.

[@trainwreckbluray]

hey,i lokked the link in the description up. it says : Projected Release Date: 2023-05-14 so he will be out next year if he doesnt do something i think. i wish him the best and a good use of his big brain for a good cause

[@dogmosatchmo]

He's in prison. Being a prisoner.

[@phlodel]

@@dogmosatchmo Where he belongs.

[@dean3434]

However...It has been said that stealing becomes an addiction after they start getting away it. Addictive-compulsive behavior, just like any other addiction. If it becomes pleasurable and they can even profit from it, all the more the addiction is intensified. Yes indeed I hope the best for the thief, but if and when he is out on his good behavior and his help, sure hope he can stay clean. Dean

[@idorus]

@@phlodel so you don't believe that some criminals can do their time and come out and live life like most normal people?

[@Oversamma]

This guy has so much potential. Shame he wasted it on crime.

[@juanfranciscobrizuela]

He's a cop

[@DOC_951]

How was it wasted? His potential in stealing served him well for YEARS.

[@GameTime-kr1se]

Is that quip playing on the fact that Pluto, along with all other 'planets', don't actually exist? (shh...space is a lie)

[@Shavenhamster]

Lying is a lie!

[@GameTime-kr1se]

So is most everything that NASA tells you. And Elon Musk. SpaceX LOL - Musk is taking people for a ride...and getting filthy rich off of a lie. No different than the US gov't and NASA @ $54billion/ MONTH budget. ...just sayin

[@debriggida]

If you break into my house, I'd hold you hostage for ransom, I'm that broke.

[@calvinscarvings.66]

😂

[@teresianjeri7655]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Evening made...

[@timbushnell8964]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hakiikah8343]

This needs more likes😂😂😂

[@Ksryn-k3y]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t even 🤣🤣🤣

[@stygod3482]

I wonder if he cases Jail cells and strikes their ramen noodles and honey buns when they're gone

[@joefrayling9263]

he would have to get his shoes on if he gets caught doing that

[@dtruth6422]

Sty God - lol I can't stop laughing

[@humble_frog]

"if i can see your ramens from the cell door, it's an invitation"

[@stygod3482]

Lol

[@NonviableFiend]

Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll

[@Chiefs555]

Great interview. At first, i thought it was an advertisement for a security system, but the dude seemed sincere.

[@Noah-pg5lg]

Criminal: *Breaths* Officer: mMmHmmm

[@bananaman3536]

@Rapid Fire Boxing it was so annoying.

[@krallopian]

Driving me up the fkn wall!!

[@redacted3520]

My sole purpose of looking at the comments on this video was to see if it annoyed anyone else. Lmao

[@cullenholloway8377]

Criminal jumps fenc CONSELD WEPONS PERMINT MOTHER FUCKED

[@bigsmoke4076]

@@redacted3520 I swear me to lmao thought I was trippin

[@bazinga5342]

Such a shame this guy chose this life. He seems like a really smart dude.

[@atomicfriendo]

Not smart enough to choose a life a crime and end up in prison...

[@cageybee7221]

yeah it seems like he would have made alot more money selling wireless alarm systems.

[@atomicfriendo]

@@gooooooo8483 So what you're saying is anyone who has been a victim of a thief is less intelligent than the person that stole from them? That's about the most ridiculous I've read here. This guy is locked up in a prison. How is that being smart?

[@UrbanClimber]

he made a deciosion thats right, you forget that you also make one. You decide that its a good thing to kill 30 years of his time while you pay people to keep him locked up. Maybe it would be more ffiecient for all of us ef he would be in program where he could learn how to get a job and have a good life? okay im sorry thinking hurts i know

[@Zesmas]

@@atomicfriendo he says that because the only reason he was able to rob them peoples houses is because they where careless about their security, u can get a badass security system for ur home for 15 bucks a month, Litterally anybody can afford 15 bucks a month. and if u live in a 500 thousand 1 million dollar house and u dont care enough to have such a cheap and highly effective thing protecting your home, then yes that makes u a fucking idiot. and the guy robbing you the smart cookie because what do you know, he got away with thousands of dollars in jewels

[@rmp5s]

I'd love to hear the story of how he ended up getting caught.

[@daviddoran5223]

rmp5s sounds to me like a wireless alarm. He sure hates those damned things

[@rmp5s]

Wouldn't surprise me! lol

[@AdiosChris.]

David Doran haahhahahahaa

[@MrCAHRLIE22]

lol

[@rechitsapivo]

David, I thought so, too. And probably in that case the people actually had it installed and forgot to warn him with a sign. Homeowners, please, be considerate to your neighborhood burglars and let them know you have alarms!

[@AshleyMarieMommy]

Loved watching this a pray God blesses him and changes his heart so he never steals another thing his whole life!!! Thank you mr