Inside the VIOLENT World of Jehovah’s Witness Bible Movies 💀

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[@exjwpandatower]

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[@rickybobby9886]

I like and subscribe. I'm disabled and just can't spend any money but keep up the good work bro!

[@jbbiron2211]

Good work, just as a comment, in the catholic world, there are many violent catholic jesus movies. One of them is called the Nativity Story. It sounds like a nice movie all kid friendly and little drummer type of movie... WRONG! It's filled with decaptitated baby heads, young teen girls getting dragged around by roman horsemen, random scenes of people getting tied up and bleeding to death and also a random man getting cruxified just to say the messiah is coming. And literary no one doing anything to stop enemy horse men killing random civilians, just chanting. That movie scarred me for a long time, I was 6 when I saw it and my parents don't even care about my reaction. In fact they get angry when I acuse them of ruining my childhood. Took me almost 5 years to regain my happy self. I even had to become a sanrio fan.

[@Legerdomain8]

I've always wondered if there are jw channels reacting to this kind of videos

[@liyahli223]

​@@jbbiron2211 you just described the bible itself...

[@anthonyyates3119]

Yo take some time and talk to me

[@sarahthomas8670]

They can show violence to children but not let us watch Harry Potter is crazy

[@Colin12475]

The bible contains more killing than Faces of death, Friday the 13th and Death Note combined.

[@lh1673]

And they have the nerve to use the name Sophia😅not a Bible character but like in Disney world’s Princess Sophia who also loves PURPLE😅Coincidence!?

[@DoctorDocMD]

Well for all the crazy cult shit, they might have done you a favor in that aspect.

[@Captain_potat]

"hmm, lets put movies with gore in our kids movies, wait, whats this movie? harry potter? HE FLYS! THATS ILLIGAL!"

[@adamantiumbullet9215]

As a JW child, I wasn't allowed to watch "violent" movies. I could, however, read wonderful stories in the Bible about r*pe, *ncest, people getting their hoohas and frank and beans skewered with spears, beheadings, genocides, child sacrifice and people smitten with leprosy by the "God of love". Good times, good times.

[@HellokittyLevel]

When I used to be a JW and worked on these movies, and there was a woman getting sexual harassed, and everyone pretended like nothing was happening

[@sarahthomas8670]

Ummm what

[@TheProphetofLogic]

When Cults invest a lot of time and effort in making a convert, they'll go to Great lengths to keep them. They almost always end up protecting creepy people.

[@-Zer0Dark-]

When you used to be there, and that happened, and everyone pretended... ? What happened after that? You stopped mid-story.

[@Bluemantopvids]

@@-Zer0Dark-they just forgot the period, so extra.

[@TheProphetofLogic]

@@-Zer0Dark- yeah, tell us the details! 🤌🏼

[@brettk35]

I’m a Christian, just not a JW. I can confirm that there are many Bible stories that are NOT fit to be shown… well, not only to children, but in cinema overall. When Stephen Lett mentioned something about telling the stories exactly as they are… let’s just say I thought of quite a few Old Testament stories that would be horror movies.

[@windjager2177]

Fr. Some stories are just.... Shudder

[@thatoneguyyouforgotthenameof]

Good to know I’m not the only one.

[@titanomachy2217]

I feel like the average Christian doesn't idolize the murderers and slavers of the Old Testament nearly as much as the JW cult does. They put psychos like Joshua and Elijah on an equal footing with Jesus, basically emulating the Muslims and Arians and other unitarians that believe Jesus was a created being, albeit a prophet capable of performing miracles. I'm glad the early Church decided not to take the Second Commandment too literally, interpreting it as meaning that one shouldn't worship statues and icons rather than suppressing the creation of all figurative art like the Jews and Muslims (and some heterodox Iconoclastic Christians) interpreted it. Even the Protestants don't reject figurative art outright, some sects iust don't allow it in a religious context.

[@Neku628]

@@titanomachy2217 It's a way of destroying other cultures' history. Also, I don't like the last movie since they are pretty much desecrating dead people's graves.

[@titanomachy2217]

@@Neku628 Yeah, I don't like iconoclasm, I think beautiful art and architecture is sacred, especially if it is old, and I think it is particularly uncivilized to destroy tombs. I think we ought to be more respectful of the dead, like I don't think we should destroy ancient burial cairns to build freeways over them, we could just build around them. I don't know how I feel about the contents of ancient tombs being disinterred, I mean archaeology is important and it is nice that we get to see the artifacts but I think maybe we should just make replicas and then put the originals back where we found them or something. I think the human remains should stay where they were put, not be put on display. So many wonderful monuments and structures have been destroyed thanks to the hardline interpretation of the Second Commandment. It is theorized that even the sphinx was defaced in this manner, either by early Christians or by Muslims. Chipping the noses off statues was a common iconoclastic method.

[@gizmomac1520]

Yk, instead of spending money on these "high-end" cost productions, you would think they would have donated to the people in need 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

[@Neku628]

I would think they would only help other JWs, forget about every other non-JW.

[@thevaeringi]

As a Jew, I cringed as soon as I heard 1st century Jews use the name Jehovah. They would’ve never uttered the Name, and it certainly would NOT have been Jehovah. That shit is mamash meshuga 😂

[@calebwheeler8143]

I remember pointing out to a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses that the only people using the Divine Name in the 1st century were Gentile occultists spicing up their incantations with the name of a powerful foreign god, and they just ignored me.

[@NoxAtlas]

I'm former catholic and even I cringed. It's common knowledge that God's name was so sacrosanct that almost nobody dared to speak it out loud because it was so powerful. That's why he was referred to by other names and titles.

[@thenewgeneration2378]

Right! i thought they nicknamed God, Yahweh, back then because he doesn't have a name or they aren't allowed to speak it

[@olerzanza]

I was born and raised in this cult, but luckily never baptised. So I left this cult a few days ago and as a way of expressing my anger and emotions I made a funny jw slander meme. As always good video Panda 🐼🍉. Edit: I cringed at 14:00. Wow how hypocrite can they get.

[@KermitTFYT]

Same. Same same Same. Damn man

[@imprisonedfortheft]

also left, early this year

[@KermitTFYT]

@@imprisonedfortheft good.

[@ashtreemeadow7287]

Congratulations on a big life decision!

[@KermitTFYT]

@lifewithnancia1809 good

[@Leggiebeans]

I just love how even though the JW dramas seem well produced, a lot of the time the actors ruin it by making it look like a high school play 😂

[@sarahthomas8670]

RIGHT. It doesn’t maych

[@Donathon-qx8kq]

Not too disagree but the director of these films makes Neil Breem look like John Ford

[@Alyse_bell]

The over acting in some scenes are so cringey

[@SurnaturalM]

I think the actors are doing what they're told. Remember, this is a group of people who think Stephen McClownface Lett is fit to speak on television.

[@Lee-Darin]

The high schoolers are better actors

[@pipersaint2883]

My entire family loves your commentary!!!! Thank you!!!

[@exjwpandatower]

Thank u for watching!

[@Dragon-s7h]

@@exjwpandatowerI love your channel Panda

[@TheLokiBiz]

I love how clean shaved and well groomed the good christians are, while everyone else is wearing ridiculous fake beards.

[@NeptuneSuite]

I just can't get over how they all speak in this same weird ass way. I almost feel like I'm being mocked. It's that tone that parents use with their children when they're pretending to be impressed by something they did. "Woooow! That's soooo coool!" That kinda thing. It's driving me fucking crazy LOL.

[@freetranslate-u8e]

lol imagine if the whole world just started talking like that forever lol

[@angelgarcia4641]

@@freetranslate-u8ethat’s basically what “paradise” is going to be 😂

[@freetranslate-u8e]

@@angelgarcia4641 lol imagine waking up in paradise as an unbeliever and some JW bot walking up to you to start the convert or death process 😂😂

[@angelgarcia4641]

@@freetranslate-u8e facts lol! So many resurrected are either going to be confused or scared. It’s both hilarious and sad because JWs expect this to happen with excitement

[@mattmurdock2868]

​@@angelgarcia4641 They won't be scared or confused. Job looked forward to the resurrection... "For I know that my Redeemer lives, And He shall stand at last on the earth; And after my skin is destroyed, this I know, That in my flesh I shall see God, Whom I shall see for myself, And my eyes shall behold, and not another. How my heart yearns within me!" Job.19:25-27 There is no fear and confusion in the Kingdom of God.

[@BLARG09]

The fact that only one has children is super concerning, and he got kicked out.

[@sarahthomas8670]

Those parents have every right to complain. Some things are not children appropriate and they should do better

[@50Steaks68]

“Jerusalem is like a ravenous beast that feeds on its own flesh” is actually metal af. I applaud JWs for being that unbrithingly raw.

[@ravenraven1340]

I know right? I was there thinking, that's like a lyric you'd hear in a heavy metal song!

[@Lee-Darin]

​@@ravenraven1340I can hear Ozzy singing it now.

[@raquelpardal5343]

53:45 Very interesting. Those pillars are the representation of the goddess Asherah, who some scholars argue that were Jehovah's consort in ancient hebrew mythology. She is refered as the Queen of the Heavens in the Book of Jeremiah, but is mentioned by name in 2 Kings. Except in NWT. The NWT, reffers her just as the "holy pillar", her name is hidden in the JW's version of the bible, as well as her image, as we can see here, Josiah is destroying simple pillars, they're no representaion of any god. Looks like the Watctower hiddens very well the fact that Israel was once politheist.

[@aidennevada243]

I'm sorry, when I hear "Long live the king!" I can only see Scar killing Mufasa. And the worst part is I find it funny.

[@Captainn4t]

It's still so strange looking back on some of these movies, at 18:12 I actually know that guy. Him and his family were family friends of my family and some of the nicest people you could ever meet. I hate that this cult tricks people like this to stay in it. Just a reminder to hate the cult and not the people within it, they don't know any better.

[@perciusmandate]

Ah, yes. The famously white people of 1st Century Jerusalem. XD

[@GALA89]

Still Mediterranean

[@pizmak6268]

Semitic people are white race

[@williamjameslehy1341]

What do you think Jewish people look like?

[@baneofbanes]

@@GALA89still not white.

[@NeronistaDeNeron]

@@williamjameslehy1341definitely not white. Unless you refer to european jews that have little to nothing to do with the original israelites

[@ngozi90]

You did not have to come for Philly like that 😂

[@Rainbow-zt7xp]

I'm definitely a person who gets scared or freaked out easily, but even as an adult, these movies are really upsetting. I can't imagine kids having to watch this.

[@krissy-_-]

Bro I cried and had nightmares for life because it was so scary 😭😭😭

[@KeithBryantOfficial]

Cringed at the Nehemiah part of him saying not to marry someone who doesn't worship him. As a pimo myself, I'm not dating any of the JW's at the hall either because what's the point? Filled with nothing but old boomers, not a single person my age and I'm 22 yrs old

[@dancingnature]

I’m an old boomer and I wouldn’t want a narrow minded, unthinkingly rigid , misogynistic man either

[@dancingnature]

Of course the same applies to narrow minded rigid self hating women too

[@gennarosavastano9424]

Old boomers? All congregation of 70-80 years old? Because that who are real boomers born in 40-50s

[@ozstriker22]

Being free since the mid 2000’s I’ve seen none of these movies, but oh my Gosh! “Sacred Orgies” LMFAO. And Josiah shooting at Little Enemies of God at the end had me ROTFL🤣

[@ColorsIn-jk6lv]

Moral of the first story don’t listen to women they are too “materialistic”

[@CrumbIzHere]

25:05 Never gonna say goodbye, never gonna make you cry, never gonna run around and desert you~♫

[@BardofHorror36]

The problem with religions trying to predict the end is, they forget or deliberately forget what Jesus told the apostles. No one knows when the world will end except God and Himself. Not even the angels knows. How could humans possibly know if angels, who reside with God, doesn't even know? So don't bother.

[@demon_lady122]

Every time I watch your videos I get a worship ad

[@JadeCryptOfWonders]

I am forever thankful that I was not raised JW, their isolation from real culture breeds terrible movies that would’ve disturbed me as a kid. The elders who refuse to sanitise bible stories for an audience of kids come across as eighty year old edgelords, it’s so strange.

[@brentfisher902]

Its one thing to crucify your god...but EATING him? (Communion).

[@edwardvale1458]

The best part about any convention was the live dramas! Everything else was boring

[@EmilySolem-Davis]

That was the part I looked forward to as well.

[@sarahthomas8670]

Fr and I can sleep sometimes during it

[@BunnyTheCat]

I caughtya early! :p Funnyily enough my little brother watches your vids too?? I referred to the “cult of Mormon” when visiting recently and he lit up/asked if I watched “that KZbin guy??” And I said “the red panda guy??” “Yes!!!” Omg we both are on our own paths of deconstruction rn and it’s so funny finding out the internet suggests the same thing to us both after finding it by chance 😂 we are 11yrs apart and I helped raise that lil man and if there is a god they brought us to you my friend and you’re seemingly much happier now/we are on that path too ;) thanks for being you!!

[@DitherPlus]

I guy who just steals a stick from an old man for the sake of it at 8:12 is the most on the nose bullshit I've ever seen lol.

[@Nomen.Monniker]

American Midwesterners in robes and turbans...so convincing. I keep expecting them to say "alrighty then." And what us up with Rahab? She looks like a country western singer.

[@SurnaturalM]

I thought she looked like a fortune teller.

[@Juicy_Prada]

I adore the long form content so much, i know its hard to make but when you make it, its an absolute enjoyment 😊

[@carveslipknot56powerman7]

My dude did a KHAAANNN!!! In 22:44😂😂😂 to those who don't know, that was a Star Trek reference 😂😂

[@TheCombatEditor62]

commented the same thing lol

[@carveslipknot56powerman7]

@@TheCombatEditor62 lol

[@DinoRicky]

@@carveslipknot56powerman7though of murder drones lol

[@thecastleoftruestblue9665]

Well... Looks like the usual fictionalisation and demonisation of pagan practices was a common theme, especially in the last film. Can't say I'm surprised though. On another note, I absolutely love those gas/fart noises you add in, gets me every time, lol.

[@elvenrights2428]

Jehovah hates violence, but he, himself, is very violent and short tempered.

[@littlemy1773]

Funny how those qualities are not encouraged for Christian’s and jws. Yet their God behaves like a jealous, angry, insecure human

[@ravenraven1340]

This. The Old Testament is full of smitings and general meanness. Like that time he flooded the whole world killing innocent people and animals. Just because.

[@Alyse_bell]

To show this is young children is just irresponsible. I know Stephen Lett has laughed off the supposed letters the GB have received because he believes that children will see worse when Jehovah comes down in Armageddon. I don’t want to see this crap, I can’t imagine what it would be like for little kids to be forced to watch this and be terrified

[@MrA-dh7jb]

Hello panda, I just wanted to tell you that one main reason why I watch you videos is because your voice is SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL, it's makes me feel so calmed and relax lol, love your videos, keep them coming ❤❤❤

[@wolfie9229]

I burst out laughing at "Rasputin-ass looking"

[@Shield-Maiden-j8z]

when I was a little person going up and down the streets of New York City selling watchtower and awake magazines, I often wondered why the magazine covers were and are so dreary and dark. I could never find an attachment to such scary looking literature. This violent movie here demonstrated shows how the governing body is putting fear and terror into serving Jehovah instead of reaching God in love and awe. Witnesses lack reverential respect for God Almighty. With all the money and technological talents the governing body has taken from the great crowd free of charge, one would think that the acting and nationalities would be more authentic and professional. I know witnesses who got teary eyes watching this video when the angel came down to kill the Assyrians . Witnesses are deeply emotionally attached to this negativity, and don’t realize it. They need to believe that Jehovah will save them although this is contrary to what Jesus taught. This is why many suffer from mental depression. It’s sad that a parent who is a J.W. Has to force their children to watch this horrifying darkness even after they begged the governing body to tone the violence down. Sadly, these misguided parents will rethink their right decision and say that the governing body is right and that these men make better decisions for their children then they do. You are right. The theme is “dooms day” to scare people into relying on the governing body. Thank you for your video

[@colinmelton3815]

OK I lost it at "me experiencing a minor inconvenience" Bravo!!

[@uwishuknewwhoiwas27]

U should do a marathon of both young people ask movies from the 90s

[@Imghost_fish]

Seeing the first film brought back so many traumatic memories. I remember watching this when I wasn't even 12 years old yet. I'm SO glad im out if this cult now at 18 but it has affected my mental health so much. I hate what this cult has taken from me

[@ultimate_pleb]

21:07 for a fundamentalist Christian group that is known for it's extremist beliefs, its a little strange that they would depicted an angel like a human with wings and not a biblically accurate angel like the organisation seems to love so much (Also this angel looks like it was rendered on a red-ringing xbox 360 lol)

[@windjager2177]

Tbf thwrea different levels of angels

[@joshuaokoro-sokoh2993]

That's the one thing that irks me about JW. They have some genuinely talented artists, it's just a shame that all that talent is wasted on crap like this. 33:41 We are still talking about the same self-absorbed narcissists that brushed off genuine parental concerns about showing death, gore and violence so i think they should be fine having a few words pertaining to group sex dropped in their videos too.

[@concamon1364]

The one with Nahim and the Romans used to terrify me as a kid .... And i watched it over and over, but couldn't watch Pokemon 🙄

[@uvolio4737]

Stephan Lett's "bahaha" is simply great. I always laugh a lot 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🐑🐏

[@awesomesaucem0858]

I cringed when they said it’s witnessin time and witnessed all over the place

[@emmasmith2136]

I lost the cringe challenge less than five minutes in after witnessing Discount Rasputin's "acting" 🤣 EDIT: I soon discovered the actors do not improve. I am not super surprised.

[@ravenraven1340]

"Discount Rasputin" XD Thanks, I just snorted half my drink!

[@PraiseTheFSMonster]

Women and Romans, am I right?

[@simonkoster]

Some Oscar-worthy performances on display!

[@Youtube_Cribbit]

Your videos are very high quality! Thank you for being an advocate for individuality and critical thinking. I will recommend your channel to others

[@blindovision]

I cringed as soon as you said walk by faith not by sight. Does that mean that since I'm blind I'm closer to being a JW? Lol

[@MURDANA_]

It's about being spiritually blinded by ignorance. And walking in truth rather than simply what you see subjectively.

[@greyberet1]

I can hardly believe that this is what you inferred from what was said!!? I don’t know you so that was your idea of a joke, yes?

[@TallKulWmn1]

💯 Much like Splane saying they don’t apologize bc they’re not infallible. Isn’t that true of all of us? So, no more apologies 🤪

[@sarahthomas8670]

Woah

[@joeely6817]

Obviously satire.

[@DeannaDionne]

you are so good with these videos man

[@hiwagusu]

13:33 "We very much appreciate the concern" = Yeah. We don't care and middle finger to you, peasants. With a smile

[@apollosage5482]

I remember watching walk by faith not by sight for the first time as I 5-6yr old and having an anxiety attack over it.... my anxiety wasn't diagnosed til after I left the religion

[@tinkercat8268]

10:12 when he “threw” the spear it made me laugh 😹

[@tbhidk436]

"O Jehovah, . . . .I trust in you." ❌ "O Jehovah, . . . .I thrust in you." ✅

[@jimbobaggans1564]

He didn't scream Jehovah. He screamed, Sky Daddy!! Sky Daddy!! Jehovah wasn't invented yet.

[@melioratewithnate]

I have so much faith I wear a blindfold and drive by faith. True faith, Let's see them fly.

[@ritchie6162]

Totally with you on that angel scene that was sick af

[@ArguAngels]

IKR? I hope they paid the animators properly for that

[@empyrea_2546]

​@ArguAngels the animators did a good job but I doubt they were paid if they were from the church

[@ArguAngels]

@empyrea_2546 man, I feel really bad for them.

[@keevan]

Wow that angel at 21:00 looks way better than the one they are pumping out recently, namely old and wingless with an aurora light background.

[@empyrea_2546]

Aussie edition angel

[@beyondborderfilms4352]

2:49 the face of a football fan when his team gets a GOAAAAL.

[@daydream5120]

So yeah, I was allowed to watch this kind of stuff but when it came to Harry Potter or something that was “violent”, I wasn’t allowed to watch it. The hypocrisy is real

[@peytondyke1559]

Parents can show violent mythological stuff to kids when they're older in my opinion

[@jamestown8398]

I cringed at 4:20. That rebel’s flat line delivery, combined with him stabbing empty armor to look menacing.

[@JCArules13]

I started cringing when they started the jihad. It was just so extreme and to make THEM look like the good guys was so fucked up!!!

[@YinYangles]

i love watching this channel, your personality is fun, and this cult is fun to laugh at too, i have been subscribed for a while and have loved all the videos i have watched, keep it up!

[@stanleybroniszewsky8538]

If I had a dollar for every time these people said Jehovah, I'd afford a Ferrari.

[@eugenelayton5231]

37:21 A die-hard elder when he read the GB directive that women can now wear slacks.

[@CallmeMelinanow]

I was in a drama in the early 80’s as a small child. Crazy!

[@LDrosophila]

Whoever played that Evil Assyrian King was a baddazz that voice alone made me soil myself. I need him to play more villians

[@ravenraven1340]

"Undoubtedly, the final part of the final part of the last days. Shortly before the last day of the last days, of the lastest, most last, most absolutely final last days, of the lasty lasty last last, definitely for real last days guys....."

[@lacenleather000]

i don't know how watchtower didn't see it but in the josiah story they are just so obviously the bad guys. people literally minding their own business and they get attacked, lose their livelihood, like how is the irony lost on them that they're praising actual Is1s behavior. like this is what is1s did verbatim, desecrating graves, destroying temples, k1lling people who worshipped differently. it boggles the mind that this is seen as righteous.

[@jacobturner1490]

My major deals with history, religion, and culture. I cringed as soon as JW decided to reject real history and substitute their own.

[@lh1673]

Geez, this org absolutely KNEW how to control little children’s mind! Let them see these Bible dramas every year to input in their mind, what DEATH is by horrific scenes😮

[@kochergin9992]

33:01 "I haven't slept for 3 nights!" *me, studying in a university:* "PATHETIC"

[@JoeyJoe-JoeJrShabadoo]

🤣

[@notreallymyname3736]

"We should persue the Romans and strike them down like the Egyptians!" Vespasian, Titus, and 7 legions: *Laughs in Latin*

[@brucee8332]

Wow! Saul among the Amalekites would be a favorite, especially when The Prophet Samuel Hacks the king to pieces…

[@Lisa-x3n5x]

There was an old scouts song. It was funny. I remember one verse. Pharaoh had a daughter with a most bewitching smile. She found the baby Moses in the rushes of the Nile. She took him home to Papa who of course believed the tale, Which is just as probable as Jonah and the Whale. (Changed from big fish to rhyme).

[@christiancancino2253]

I wonder if they gonna do a movie of the Lot Daughters 😏

[@easiersaidwithmeg]

22:52 my hand flew up over my mouth as I laughed hysterically 😂😂😂😂

[@aksoytori]

so they've built a movie studio, which cost a shitton of money, to produce garbage like this? jesus fucking christ bro

[@RX203]

Probably for money laundering.

[@LHWK_RHC]

The fake beards and the hammy acting have got me rolling 🤣

[@rickybobby9886]

I do keep up with JW material but I haven't watched their movies. I'm 9 minutes in and god damn this is violent. For an organization that won't let you watch rated R movies they certainly love violence!

[@mr.atheist8848]

It's called Double Standards. Watchtower has been notoriously known for it

[@Thespeedrap]

What gets me when I was a kid my grandma didn't want to watch movies at all.And thankfully I never watch any of Jehovah's Witnesses movies and never knew they even made movies to begin with.

[@void5239]

Trauma bonding with their peers. Joy!

[@chipvogel]

Mystery Science Theater JEHOVAH

[@fiddlewheelx]

I honestly love the hammy, crappy acting, it what makes this a riot to watch! The only shit that makes me cringe from this is the weirdness of the elders speech pattern. So alien.

[@freespirit3891]

14:00 Lett as tastefully as possible. Slaughter is never tasteful. It should have to have a film rating at the beginning ( in this case RRRRR) so parents could at least prevent their children from seening it. This is definitely worse than the pics in wt mags and childrens Bible story books. Must be they are trying to harden the kids for what they perceive what will be around at Armageddon. This was my disturbing point, Lett saying that. 🤮

[@doubtingflock1073]

If their God is so powerful why did the romans continue to rule this land for a further thousand years

[@Jb-nd4bu]

Because one man or family brought the curse appon them.

[@capslock4604]

So before the beard update patch, did they use fake beards or- oh nevermind I just saw the caption “fake beard lol”as I’m typing LMAO

[@EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim]

Ah...The best spiritual installment on a rainy day...😵‍💫🥴 So glad you edited it!❤🤣

[@tanukiforest]

4:20 has the same energy as "MR. ELECTRIC, SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED"

[@darthjekyll3648]

I thought it was penis exploding chair?

[@tabboy7291]

As a kid I had to watch these and I had nightmares on them

[@TheCombatEditor62]

14:36 the way he talks is so infuriating. it's like he's talking to us like we're toddlers!

[@cupcakes1990]

42:40 is hilarious my guy 😂 well done!

[@sorath1396]

*Pours aquarium gravel* Materialistic woman: OOOOO

[@kratosbecrazy3437]

Jehovah protects those who are loyal to him… except for when he doesn’t.

[@jobrown95]

I didn’t cringe but I died laughing when you added the Wii Sports music over Josiah’s coronation 😂

[@linguaphile88]

I thought that the Assyrian king actor did a good job.

[@brentfisher902]

Which proved that men wearing dresses was not a problem until very recently :-p.

[@kartyl1wielki]

28:25 wife sounds like a voice actress from Caleb and Sophia

[@ultimate_pleb]

41:28 OH MY GOD IS THAT AN AVATAR REFERENCE!?