Inspirational Zelda quotes

[@redacted8757]

that ending hit me like a rock in the head

[@mangoalias608]

i wasn't going to reply to this comment, but when i was sacrificing a cow i understood everything

[@Krokmaniak]

@@mangoalias608 Great is a friend who offers slave his cheese

[@toastguy5976]

best comment

[@PizzaGuyIDK]

I couldn’t hear this text I was too busy searching the desert for horse milk

[@justanothergamer64]

@@PizzaGuyIDK I was too, but then I understood while I was washing my mother.

[@matthewquirin3081]

The "Be Nice to computers" one felt like a threat

[@TheRhythym]

Especially following the line "Evolution is pointless"

[@o-mega7515]

well let's be nice to computers then, just in case

[@HalfbreedTrini]

Right?😰

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

@@TheRhythym🦕

[@Lily-dd4lc]

Maybe the real inspiration was the horse milk we made along the way

[@thomasrivera4405]

so true

[@skeletontamir]

Say to yourself repeatedly "Existence is Pointless, Existence is pointless"

[@braedenmclean5304]

*was the horses we milked along the way Fixed it for you

[@Lily-dd4lc]

@@braedenmclean5304 how do you know i don't produce my own horse milk

[@zooning-6843]

Eww

[@Awoken_Remmuz]

The way the monotone voice delivered the fact the hunter killer the seer with a rock just made me laugh.

[@lawtamim]

it was so random and unexpected

[@peterstangl8295]

then he gave his slave some cheese

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

​@@lawtamim It makes sense. She's obviously not telling him where a donkey is because she cannot betray her own kind.

[@Awesomefacecraft]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in so long. The guy thanking the seer and then picking up a rock and beating her to death fucking sent me.

[@MerlinOfAtlantis]

skyrim

[@ThePikPals]

I went to inspobot and can confirm that the “inspirational sounds” are completely intentional. I’ve listened long enough to get the sound clip twice, and both times it only showed pictures of shirtless men and people kissing. So I’m pretty sure it’s completely intentional.

[@nathanpfirman625]

The sounds are based on the images from what I’ve found.

[@rainingBrackets]

I didn't know the moral of the story at first but when I was casually sacrificing my family to the abyss I understood everything. Existence is pointless because you can't find horse milk in the desert

[@lesigh3410]

But you can still be a kind giant

[@peterstangl8295]

@@lesigh3410 if you give your slave some cheese

[@lesigh3410]

@@peterstangl8295 did you realize this while you were washing your mother?

[@bloopboy786]

@@peterstangl8295 from the seer you recently struck dead with a rock.

[@_.Dylan._]

I realized this when I was whipping myself

[@Spubbily01]

1:49 I heard these sounds coming from my brother's computer, I'm glad he likes inspirational quotes too.

[@emoglobin2195]

Long ago, I was wandering around in Doug's basement on a quest for some oxygen when I came across a Twitch chat. "Dearest chat members, can you tell me where to find some oxygen?" I asked them. The Twitch chat thought for a while, then responded, "RIGGED"

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

You’ll only understand that reply if you whip yourself

[@crickson9434]

The following evening while I was sacrificing my mother, I understood everything. “Strong is the man who does dwell over his divorce.” And I was unhappy for the rest of the day.

[@crickson9434]

The following evening while I was sacrificing my mother, I understood everything. “Strong is the man who does dwell over his divorce.” And I was unhappy for the rest of the day.

[@DieuDeMort]

Everyone's talking about horse milk and rocks, but no one's remembering that there was a prince who was definitely one of the princes of all time.

[@FGCLovesYou]

And, notably, they were a poor prince whose father was a woodsman. In Ancient Greece. I appreciated the wealthy seer as well.

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

​@@FGCLovesYoupresumably his other parent was ousted in a coup, then married a woodsman

[@wolfiechin4272]

Fun fact: The AI had the thing about horse milk right, fermented mare milk is a common drink in Mongolia!

[@DehydratedDarkness]

Slavs call it kumys

[@dauntingkitty]

@@DehydratedDarkness i love cummies

[@lesigh3410]

Do they turn it into cheese and feed it to their slaves?

[@Shadowofromefanatic]

@@DehydratedDarkness cummies?

[@The_Roach_Hiding_In_Your_Room]

At least it's not stallion milk

[@xvious3329]

The ending gave me an umstroke

[@yojishinkawa378]

Man, I learn so much from DougDoug's channel; always solving all my problems using horse milk and other foods. Best teacher ever. "Great is a friend who offers his slave his cheese" indeed.

[@clementbianchini8651]

I swear they are not slaves, I pay them… With cheese

[@lesigh3410]

@@clementbianchini8651 the cheese made from horse milk

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

@@clementbianchini8651🦕

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

@@lesigh3410🦑

[@muffinking2938]

What an inspirational "Doug Doug Moment"

[@taithoes]

When life gets rough, when it seems like things won’t get better, remember to keep on disappearing

[@thomasrivera4405]

I wish Wisdom Bot was my dad, but he already divorced me... Took the horse cheese I planned on giving my slave friend too!

[@ekki1993]

At first I didn't want to like this comment, but the next day, as I was shaving my balls, I understood everything.

[@lukeskymaster]

Just saying I need a part 2

[@thatscheckmate]

ditto

[@Izolus]

something immensely funny about inspirobot showing "We couldn't find that photo" during the *extreme* meditating.

[@dattromboneguy]

0:53 I love how the Zelda sound effects perfectly pair with the inspirational quotes... the jingle from the game in the silence between sentences was beautiful!

[@baekery2914]

Very inspiring stuff. I know now that if a friend does not offer you horse milk, strike them dead with a rock

[@Krokmaniak]

If you're underaged your friend would be right. You could make alkohol out of this (look up kumys or ajrag)

[@SkillZgetKillZ]

Why are we so fixated on the horsemilk There's a lot more moan inducing inspiration to be found in the stories I guess I'm not a kind giant like the rest of you...

[@ohhnozonio]

seer:i don't know hunter:ok thanks **fucking batters the seer into a pulp with a rock**

[@guyfieri6460]

Oh God I can't tell what's better. The horse milk giant. Or the fact the seer was just like "idk lol" and the guy's immediate reaction was to hit her with a rock

[@SethbotStar]

After thanking her

[@barrenwanderers5655]

So many inspiring quotes, I can't even tell which is the best to let the sink into.

[@TheEighthWorld]

You put a lot of work into these clips, clearly. Thank you for your time and effort, these are hilarious.

[@thatonedude6949]

"Existence is pointless Existence is pointless Existe ce is point ess Exis e ce i point ss E is e ce i po t ss E is e i o t s E i e o t s E o t s E s " ... And then there was silence as Twitch chat finaly finished dissapearing.

[@Sodasaman]

Why do these characters always understand what the oracles says a couple days later while doing bizarre activities?

[@Pixelusually]

Usually right before death, too

[@blueredingreen]

Once upon a time in the internet age, there was a highly respected user who was seeking entertainment in a comment section. That's when he came upon a wise seer. "Dearest seer, will thou tell me where a highly respected user like myself may find entertainment" he asked the seer. The seer thought long and hard, and then she answered "I do not know". The user gave his thanks to the seer. Then he picked up his keyboard and insulted her to death. The following winter as he was watching DougDoug sacrifice a cow, the user understood everything. Great is a friend who offers his slave his cheese.

[@shinysilverstardust]

We're not talking enough about the fact they said "Existence is pointless" followed by "Keep on dissapearing" followed by a story ending with a guy killing himself

[@G_Rez]

What a finale

[@avatarxs9377]

"Existance is pointless" such inspirational quote

[@scorpionxga1504]

I feel like I have found the true meaning of life

[@aNervousFlower]

Immediately after the "cheese" at the end of the video, KZbin served me an ad for cracker barrel cheese 🤣🤣🤣

[@garrettord3304]

We need an extended version with more inspiration

I... I literally just got the exact same horse milk story, word for word, even the same picture... I feel lied to, I thought these were procedurally generated but I guess they just made a lot and put them on shuffle...

[@kitplaysmore7554]

god i wanna be inspired with someone so badly

[@ihaveagoddamnplanarthur]

i inspired with your mom once

[@ardron1]

Immediately after the ending, I got a Cheez-it ad. I worry about what Google is trying to tell me.

[@Danphiroud]

Those sounds were of people having some quality, family time.

[@DiiAcid]

Best line I got from inspiroBot was this: "Meditate on that old proverb: Before the sodomy, comes art."

[@Spubbily01]

There is a proven link between Inspirobot and mating ritual.

[@crow_of_judgment]

I can feel the inspiration coming inside me

[@connor7831]

Roses are red, violets are violet, there ain't no horse milk, in this desert

[@specter3660]

I swear these clips are way too funny for this realm of existence!

[@genericname6568]

I was messing around with the InspiroBot, and the first thing I got was "Arrest hipsters."

[@genericname6568]

I also got "repeat the montra: Fuck death, Fuck death"

[@sonataavalon6017]

@@genericname6568Fuck death

[@WispofWater]

I love how they’ll just go “As he was sacrificing a cow” as if that’s an everyday activity.

[@dazcarrr]

Even greater is a friend who offers his slave his horse milk yoghurt

[@keruthol8089]

I've had my fill of dog cheese, I'm after horse milk now. It helps my low butt sugar

[@derpaderpy4931]

The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Misery and Crying

[@jindo5]

I feel like it was the same fortune teller giving people and giants weird adivce until the hunter finally did the world a favor by striking her dead with a rock.

[@pyromaniac000000]

Horse milk is used to make horse cream, and doug knows how good horse cream is.

[@RighteousBryan]

horse tilt?

[@pyromaniac000000]

@@RighteousBryan no, legit flying horses. Just search “skyrim glitch amazing horse” and enjoy the absolute bullshit that is bethesda physics.

[@Marcelis]

‘Be nice to computers’ sounds like a threat in this situation 😅

[@mrman3087]

I think this is enough evidence for a future robot invasion.

[@revomitderwelle]

Great is a friend who offers his slAVE CHEESE

[@Hpmanenz]

*Existence is pointless*

[@Ivan8]

Good, I fucking hate points.

[@aelechdeepestflame4347]

You must be… a circle!

[@deer8071]

“You can feel your brain melting into your skin.” -Link

[@realdragon]

Wise man once said: Be kind, when you find horsemilk use it to make cheese for your slave

[@miloweiss5201]

After he slave and the cheese quote I got an ad for little caesars

[@shoelariat]

why did it go on so many spiritual journeys

[@anthonythetophatter2834]

truly the words to live by ✊️🥺

[@ferret901]

I think having an inspiration bot with cursed wisdom as a Twitch redeem would be pretty cool

[@ThePenguinMan]

That ending was the number biggest plot twist in anime ever, no contest.

[@YugiPeepAlt]

This is great. It would be cool if you made more like this

[@1brianm7]

Great is a friend who offers his slave cheese.

[@Oakshield2]

Seer and Fortune Teller businesses were booming back then

[@captainmystery4123]

Never have I been so terrified and confused at the same time.

[@johnjacobjingleheimerschmi6655]

Dang dude, inspire me like the people in the background.

[@Ramseas119]

the video ended and i got a fucking cheez-its add im dying XD

[@spegynmerbles3993]

The moaning in the background fucking killed me

[@ashen_strix]

Ok this is one of my favoroute Dougdoug vids ever

[@flamingscar5263]

"Be nice to computers" THE AI IS GETTING SENTIENT

[@MrGeneralHeavy]

But is the cheese I have to give to my slave made out of horse milk?

[@liblib620]

I was drinking water and I literally spit it out when I heard “keep on disappearing”

[@freddey3]

Oh man I inspired all over myself

[@idk5702]

I could not think of anything more inspiring than this

[@andresli6352]

For some reason, hearing the monotone voice just telling me to extend my large intestine over my heart made me laugh so hard. This is the first time where I had to pause a video because I genuinely thought I’d die of laughter if I didn’t

[@zedlyfier7617]

i still have no idea why those ‘sounds’ were playing, can someone pass the context

[@tylertibbs158]

these words were so inspiring i could feel the spirit of wisdom coming inside of me

[@Frogghh]

those background... noises made me very inspired

[@peridot5593]

True story I went to a burger place in Vegas and asked for a burger called old fashioned. It had horse radish sauce. I called the waitress and went “does the horse radish sauce have HORSE in it?” (It didn’t have horse in it)

[@MayorMcC666]

after the video ended I sat in my dark room alone and really had some time to reflect on wtf I just watched, thanks

[@siIlyman]

so inspiring. honestly. after I watched this video my life changed for the better. but then I was hit with a rock in the head.

[@cartervolker5160]

The ending had me dying laughing I was not expecting that

[@Ganpan14O]

True meaning

[@creeperfun12]

Explain why its moaning 💀SKULLL EMOJIIII

[@r.pinney9544]

I will now go and use these quotes in my everyday life. Thank you Doug and Inspirobot.

[@ShannonLikesALotOfStuff]

I got an ad for Cheez its after the ending where it said Cheese XD 😂

[@arandomcommenter412]

I certainly do love drinking horse “milk”

[@sodacan8419]

This might be the best video I watched yet.

[@durmusaltan8957]

Waht line to end the video

[@noahrennert9146]

The video is inspirational and I am grateful for it,and later while I was whipping myself I realized it was funny too

[@StuffandThings_]

1:22 *Banjos start playing*

[@thejadewarrior5455]

i used inpirobot once so far and the first thing i got was "invert your cheeks inward" like wtf lol

[@TWOBytZ]

Keep repeating to you’re self “Existence is pointless, Existence is pointless, Existence is pointless”

[@marinedragon]

"Hi this is DougDoug where we explain the path to enlightenment...with food."

[@NikFromm]

I would be questioning this… if I wasn’t SO INSPIRED! So all I will do now is moan like an anime girl found on the most inspiring of websites… henta-

[@FloatingAmongTheCosmos]

That one dude in chat saying "Out of the stream, weebs" like its our fault. No one could've predicted that, my guy.

[@Tralfazz74]

This is an overwhelming orgy of inspiration

[@theeman7243]

I've learned more from Doug videos then I have from school, like to get divorced and drink horsemilk as early as possible.

[@nafereuskortex9055]

2:40 Chat can't 'inspire' their wife that's why they are all divorced.

[@loroleibusser5993]

this is what the books in Kamen Rider Saber sound like

[@OdaSwifteye]

Kamen Rider is more lewd than I remember.