Instagram's Great Value Andrew Tate

[@dhalix]

Andrew Tate more like Andrew

[@AnnamarieForcino]

get his ass

[@Editor_Cat11]

Yes

[@PenneyLan]

His value is so great but if you take away the “gr” that makes the word eat and that’s what I like to do

[@styx544]

more like andrew grating cheese

[@unicorn73212]

That's so weird I seen a couple on the bus that looked just like them today only the guy was not as muscular and the girl had the same tube top on as the girl that lives in his basement. 😊

[@lycanycteris]

"I'm like a lion, I like to go out hunting." Nobody tell him the male lions don't do as much hunting as the females.

[@HeySlothKid]

Yeah but female lions have short hair so they're more masculine, right?

[@neildepressedtyson540]

TIL Male lions are Fabio@@HeySlothKid

[@genderfluidlygay7146]

And how the male lions usually get scared of the lionesses LMAOO

[@kaleanmalik7120]

Male lions are more stronger than female because higher testosterone just do some Google

[@caspertheghost8631]

or that lionesses are the ones that lead mating (and usually make male lions keep going until shes satisfied)

[@marygray7422]

Pro tip- If you want a woman who wants to be a homemaker and stay home all the time then: Do- look for a woman who wants that. Don't- look for a hot party girl and try to make her stop going out and have kids instead. You're welcome

[@AnnamarieForcino]

they like the conquest, methinks

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

​@@AnnamarieForcino So tempted to clap back that men don't really know what they want, but it doesn't feel right to stoop to that level.

[@MrDeano-eu9rg]

​@@eyesofthecervino3366 also this incel doesnt represent even 10% of men.

[@AdamOwenBrowning]

@@eyesofthecervino3366 i really, really hope that at least half of this guy's viewerbase are children and will cringe at this in a few years. Boys without good role models + badly regulated net access = this

[@Eddysig]

best comment

[@PenelopePenobskot]

Unprotected sex because you just "SHOULD" procreate is arguably the MOST NPC behavior. Fully following his programming.

[@Chirpilee]

also how is his wife supposed to take care of the kids if she's locked in the basement all day? are the kids going to stay in the basement too? maybe he doesnt let his daughters go to school becuz they might socialize with other men which is ILLEGAL.

[@klorraineb9818]

He's the type to say that then claim the woman who maybe dont believe in abortion for themselves or it hits them different when it happens but claim they trapped him for child suport hahaua 😅 these type of men are just the worst lol.

[@Lunakitty1234]

If he wants kids, fine , but he should still use protection for STDs.

[@PriyanshiPatel143]

​@@Lunakitty1234its not fine wdym? Imagine him having a daughter, her life would be worse and also her finding our what her own dad says about other women on the internet

[@Lunakitty1234]

@@PriyanshiPatel143 I’m not fine with it , it was more of a indifferent acceptance . “Ok” “sure” “whatever” . I was just saying that he still needs to use protection, even if he wants kids, because you can get STDs from not using a condom.

[@jackiearnolds]

Fun fact: In my country, it is not illegal to be a prostitute, but it is illegal to be a pimp.

[@raikishorimandal]

which country ?

[@wadiputhere]

That's stupid, both should be illegal

[@izzyhjelmstrom2397]

@@raikishorimandal I live in Sweden and here it is the same, its illegal to buy sex but selling sex is okay

[@scorseve]

@@wadiputhere by making prostitution illegal the government only raises corruption levels. What has to be done is for the systems of support to those participating in prostitution to be established, so they always know there's a way out and they won't be punished for reaching out for help.

[@genderfluidlygay7146]

I'm a little confused

[@azukiroh]

Calling yourself an Alpha or a Top G automatically puts you on half the world's block list

[@Linguini_Guy]

People UNIRONICALLY use the term "Top G"??? Like That's a thing??? That people *SAY* ??????

[@silverofthesunbears]

Only half? I’d say three quarters

[@gregthequeen]

Add saying “females” 🤢

[@Musicbased39]

168/169

[@gaiagruel]

Its like giving yourself a nickname..... as said in a past videom. Just doesnt work

[@judymohamed8543]

"there's one percent of men who look like me walking down the streets" THANK GOD !

[@bece00]

Dude is not attractive either like its subjective but seriously his face is busted to me

[@marinebiogeo]

I agree. His jowls are readily apparent.

[@gibsonn2018]

@@bece00I’m glad it wasn’t just me bc going by his standards bro is a 4 max

[@The_Winsome_Pixie]

Yeah, he’s…not attractive. No matter how many muscles the poor guy builds he’s cursed with that head. But that could be overlooked if he was at least nice… but that ship has sailed, obviously.

[@diamondgirl698]

I find his form cartoon-ish-ly disturbing I'm already sex repulsed I don't like the implications here It would be horrifying if I didn't find the so funny and mockable

[@patricksinger357]

The fact that this guy describes himself as a "warrior for Christ" kinda tells you all you need to know about the state of Christianity in America.

[@jacktadash]

He means warrior for Kreese, he's from the Kobra Kai.

[@repetitivefunction]

Absolutely. As a Christian, it irks me the number of people who *are Christians* but don't try to be like Christ. Imagine reading only a few, handpicked sentences of a life advice book, not even following them, and then saying that you're a better person. These people are just like the pharisees Jesus admonished.

[@acrollie]

@@repetitivefunction Yes!! Personally I’m not religious myself, but I have family who are and some of them are not very christ-like. But my grandma 🥺 sweetest old lady I’ve ever met, she embodies everything I think Jesus would want his followers to, mistakes and all. She truly tries to be a genuine, humble person and is the most understanding person who accepts everyone from all walks of life

[@dklee.01]

@@jacktadashscreaming

[@manderly33]

@@repetitivefunction I love how you talk about this, acknowledging that these people *are* Christian while criticizing them. So many Christians just disavow guys like that, and it’s dishonest.

[@itsnotanobsessioniswear]

My favorite thing about people constantly using the Lion thing is that female lions do more of the hunting and fighting for the pride, and the male usually is only there for sex lmao

[@empyrea_2546]

And when the lion is no longer useful, the lionesses chase him away or straight up delete him from existence.

[@offbranddorito9668]

Also big cats are lazy because they hunt and they sleep and that’s it. Majority of the time they’re sleeping to conserve energy. Large predator animals do not need to be up and moving all the time. Male lions do not have the grindset. They are sleepy boys. Snoozing.

[@emmao6578]

​@@empyrea_2546 Actually thinking about it in this way fits their messed up theories reasonably well as they literally believe a woman will cheat on you at any moment if you are no longer useful as the strongest, richest guy around. Doesn't make it any less ridiculous to view romantic relationships like that though

[@josephblaiddyd]

Yeah male lions are basically just there to make cubs, fight off rival male lions and mark territory.

[@The_One_And_Only_Atlas]

Every woman around this man just covered their drinks

[@Sing_A_Rebel_Song]

@@emisformakersame here, it’s like his gaze is enough to spike your drink

[@roxyamused]

@@Sing_A_Rebel_Song, his gaze is extraordinarily unsettling. Like he's a demon of an infinitely dark netherworld.

[@TehMomo_]

@@roxyamused bro doesn't blink enough. to loosely quote Kennie JD

[@markipliertrash1562]

Me too

[@audreydoyle5268]

​@@roxyamused he reminds me of Cain from Throne of Glass

[@roselover411]

"If a woman has a smaller chest than me they need to hit the benchpress" babe that's not how it works. Breasts are composed of a lot of fat cells. Working out burns fat. Working out is much more likely to result in a _smaller_ chest on a woman until she gets _really_ buff and the pectoral muscles are large enough to act more like yours. And I guarantee you sir are not remotely interested in a buff woman.

[@Idontknowwhattoputhere-gm7kv]

its really funny for him to use 1940s women as an example because back in the 1940s all the women were doing all the jobs cause the men were fighting in WW2

[@animeotaku307]

He probably meant the 50s.

[@evakurl]

Literally 12yo KIDS were doing jobs of grown men in those times. The dude is full-time 🤡

[@Dorky_Witch17]

They also played baseball because the men were way which is awesome

[@kateemma22]

'I need a 1940s woman' then go fight Nazis.

[@lealmelisa]

👏👏👏👏

[@chayden153]

"I can't date a woman with shorter hair than me." Oh sweetie, I can safely say as a woman with really short hair (to the point it looks masculine) that is not the threat you think it is

[@tomatosoup4618]

It's a blessing. The women with shorter hair wouldn't want to date him anyway 😂 Don't threaten them with a good time!

[@chayden153]

@@tomatosoup4618 oh definitely. He's enough to make my bi ass cross that lesbian bridge

[@OneSadSouljah]

Girls with fades are gorgeous fuck what he talkin bout

[@chayden153]

@@OneSadSouljah Yes!!!!

[@elleinvestigates]

@@tomatosoup4618 hey now! Plenty of girls with medium and long hair don’t want to date him too! 😂

[@megapiglatin2574]

Good god this man is absolutely *dripping* with insecurity-this was almost too painful to watch!

[@sunnyandthechlo]

He's trying sooooo hard I don't know if it's funny or sad.

[@Widdekuu91]

In Dutch we call that overscreaming. (overschreeuwen.) You're overscreaming yourself.

[@Nick-tj9cr]

Seriously. I can't deal with this.

[@megapiglatin2574]

@@Widdekuu91 I like this term!

[@Widdekuu91]

@@megapiglatin2574 Thankyou :)

[@nireus2299]

if you can't date a woman who have less chest than you is wrong + dating a woman with short hair is also bad,the only way to be a straight alpha is to date other guys with amazing breasts and long hair

[@daedalus6796]

Thank God for this advice, I am now in a loving relationship with another Man with gorgeous, flowing locks, and an immaculate pair of melons for me to rest upon.

[@user-xd3jl1hk7g]

exactly! for men like this it’s so weird like bro you know instead of hating women you can just date men right???

[@Ax-xo4ux]

@@daedalus6796praise be to all the men with glorious bosoms for us men lovers to rest our weary heads on I am praising myself somewhat in this lol

[@fuzzballzz36]

Fabio!

[@anoob771]

"Im a solider of god"(paraphased) also him:constantly talks about disobeying one of the most commonly known Christian laws.

[@purplehippoo7132]

bro doesn't have a neck and it really makes me question how he's so confident looking down on people all the time

[@jurai1990]

I doubt he can even look up

[@alnibodycare]

🤣🤣🤣

[@cycymaca]

LMAOO 💀💀💀

[@galactic_gaymer]

He’s literally built like a buff Lego mini figure 😭😭

[@definitelynotcole4842]

I love how this guy is like “I would never date a woman with short hair, cause at that point I don’t view her as a girl anymore” knowing damn well that if a transmasculine person had short hair he’d be like “I still see you as a woman, you’ll always be a woman.”

[@wepeelwraps]

exactly😅 makes no fucking sense💀

[@Nodsbane]

These dudes should be put in jail for training boys to be super abusive. I lived with an abusive woman once and the thing about controlling what I was wearing is exactly like he was talking about where I can't look good unless I was with her. Sucks to hear that he has a following, hopefully it's mostly bots and people laughing at him.

[@FederalBurroOfInvestigation]

He did talk about finishing inside....sounds like he might agree

[@user-ti2ph6qb1y]

I’m sorry you faced that, some people are horrific. You’re right where platforms like this lend to dangerous behavior. I think people want to empowered and this preys on that; a person’s sense of empowerment should never rely on demeaning/controlling another group of people

[@maffieduran]

I am so sorry abour what you had to go through. And I too want to believe it's just bots following guys like him, they are absolutely scary

[@markipliertrash1562]

I'm sorry to hear that

[@skrtskrt22]

I'm so happy you're out of that relationship. I hope you're doing better and getting any and all help you need.💚💚

[@Sierracat7807]

“i like feminine petite women” but u also only want to date women who have bigger boobs than you…… when a woman with a smaller stature may be more prone to having small ones….. what do you want

[@jackiearnolds]

It's because he doesn't want a woman, he wants a sex doll

[@VideosForYou90]

Right, he just exposed himself with that like tell me you've never got to see an actual woman naked without telling me. Maybe he watched too many Animes where they have girlies that are as petite as children but magically have D cups. Now someone needs to tell him that these types of fictional women aren't real for a reason lmao

[@Sierracat7807]

@@VideosForYou90 literally exactly what i was thinking of 😭

[@ramenaddict1676]

Fucking my thoughts exactly. Women with my body type can't win at all.

[@maddieb.4282]

He wants a woman with implants lol.

[@eviep.]

I have an idea. We make videos that have the same format as the alt right Andrew Tate stuff, but we’re like “boys who don’t RESPECT women get literally zero bitches. What the modern man doesn’t understand is that he needs to just RESPECT WOMEN!” Edit: so many likes.. so much fame… must-… start-.. podcast-..

[@MyselftheElf]

Actually great idea!

[@Lemoncakelover678]

Now thats actual high value content. Also cool profile

[@Xxth3_murder5cenexX]

HOW NOT USING A CONDOM MAKES YOU A *BETA SOY BOY*

[@genderfluidlygay7146]

Where to sign this petition?? I'm up for it!! I second this!

[@AsrielDremurrBomj]

That's kind of fun, I also thought about it. But doesn't it contradict itself? Like, we say we should respect women, and right after that women get called bitches :-/ Update: sorry if I got anything wrong, I'm not an English native-speaker.

[@metamorphforest4853]

Just a reminder that finishing inside or not using protection without consent is SA

[@kylewalt907]

"i could get any girl i want" meanwhile he looks like someone put an insecure seventh grader in an adult body so he could have enough confidence to ask his crush to the dance

[@alexwyatt2911]

I don’t know how else to say this-he has “dumb face.” He just dead stares into the abyss and mumbles words by only moving some of his mouth. It’s like the rest of his face has been immobilized. He just looks like there is nothing going on in his head. “No thoughts. Head empty. Just man boobs.” I could not speak to this dude without reflexively laughing at his absurd…being.

[@sunnyandthechlo]

He's got two more wishes from the genie.

[@Nat-qi4eg]

bro is delusional to think women want him. i'd rather be single forever than be in the same room as him.

[@notreal9214]

neville longbottom on steriods (please tell me you see it too)

[@dmarti11235]

15:10 there it is. He had a bad breakup and this is his glow-up. Like 2% of his advice is good (namely, using the pain of a breakup as motivation to better yourself), it's just been corrupted by people like Andrew Taint. This ain't the way, my roided out dudebro. All women aren't your ex, and don't deserve to be treated like crap. Talk to a therapist about your ex, be more confident in yourself (real confidence), and stop viewing women as sex slaves.

[@marioapeach9267]

Is it just me, or can anyone else not stop laughing about how goofy this guy looks?

[@kayandkaycorp13]

For real. Like, I try not to make a habit of making fun of someone for their looks, because that makes it okay for other people to do it even if the person isn't trash... but this guy sure isn't getting any girls with that face. It's like he's trying to use muscles to compensate for his face, but it's not working.

[@TweekingCat]

looks like a little boys head on a giant body

[@marioapeach9267]

@kayandkaycorp13 I agree on all accounts. Like, I think the face wouldn't even look that weird if it weren't for the disproportionate amount of muscle. This much muscle looks kinda bad no matter who has it, imo.

[@KIMIsheep]

tbf if the person like this dude shames others looks. I think it's okay to make fun of how goofy he looks and the equivalent of male butterface xd

[@MogamiKyoko13]

I try not to make fun of people for how they look, but this goofy mfer takes "barrel chest" to a whole new level. He's like the human equivalent of a mentos filled coke bottle ready to explode with one wrong flex. And besides all that, this is the kind of man I'd cross the street and walk into a random building just to avoid.

[@captaincactusman]

I may be wrong, but the "210 pounds of pure steel and sex appeal" sounds like he stole the line from an old pro wrestler, Sputnik Monroe, who famously called himself "235 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal" (Monroe was also very cool and used his position to fight for civil rights, so if it is a ripoff of that this guy doesn't deserve it).

[@lfsantacruz8703]

I dont understand how any of these guys' followers still actually believe they own any of those cars or aren't paying every woman they're seen interacting with to be anywhere near them. They can't even bulk up their follower count without paying for it. 🤡

[@elleinvestigates]

What's even better is you can find videos of women who've been paid to be in situations like this laughing about what losers the guys are. It wasn't about his guy, but I saw one that had me dying laughing. It was several women who were either in sex work or willing to deal with these kind of guys who'd all been at a yacht party together. Heck, it might have been women Andrew Tate hired. Anyway, guy had all sorts of "preferences." You know, someone under 25, someone with a perfect body but no surgery to get it. Light, natural makeup, if any. Blah, blah, blah and these women were just going in about how this one over here is 39 and a GRANDMA! *Everyone screams laughing* That one's had not 1, not 2, but 3 boob jobs! *more laughing at these idiot men* Someone pointing out they ALL had on a full beat! I know these situations can get not funny real fast, but I loved that these women were taking advantage of such misogynistic guys, and having a laugh about it. I had a good cackle with them, lol

[@lfsantacruz8703]

@elleinvestigates oh. I know. I used to be one of those women. Lmao. I used to get paid an embarrassing amount of money just to tag along to car shows and sit in dudes' cars and pretend I knew them. It's wild how much mo.ey these guys will waste to give the illusion of being desirable rather than just... you know... not being pieces of shit. 🤣

[@beautyininsanity421]

OMG, I did this in NYC. 😩😩😩 These guys are such idiots. They pay you well and try to get you drunk so that you f**k their boys. I couldn't wait to leave! They're embarrassing and incredibly insecure.

[@EmissaryofWind]

@@lfsantacruz8703 Good on you for getting that bag, I have neither the looks nor the patience

[@mccringleberrytha3rd]

lol that’s what I was thinking, I’m sure a lot of the woman these “ Alphas “ claim to get were paid to be there. 😂

[@oceanmixer]

It's so crazy to be saying all that while mumbling through it like a middle schooler who spent too much time soaking up their favorite misogynistic content creator and has never spoken to a single girl in his class

[@britneybij3997]

Anyone who does too much flexing automatically comes off as fake to me. If I was rich like that I would be too busy having fun and minding my business to post anything online anyway.

[@this_Kwazicat]

Yeah, I think people who a truly wealthy usually don't flaunt it, but it comes up in a subtle ways. I have a friend whose family is not mega rich, but well-off. If she truly didn't want to work, she would be fine. Her family has a nice expensive apartment for her mom and dad, another one, smaller, but tastefully furnished for her, and another big one for the other part of their family. She never flaunts her wealth. However, she is not *stingy* with her money. What I mean is that if she is going out with me, she pays for our food, because she knows I'm super money conscious. Or she can just say "you know what, I don't feel like walking/using public transport rn. Let's just take a taxi." One time she just told me "yeah I think I want the new iPhone actually", and the next day she just got it. Yeah, she is not a millionaire, however I think that this subtleness is what separates well-off people from these show-offs who got nothing on them except some cheap bravado

[@charlie2.048]

It's ridiculous how vain he is for how absolutely mid he looks.

[@literaldogpoo1476]

Mid is generous

[@beautyininsanity421]

You're being waaaay too kind and generous, lol.

[@wooderlyn2224]

Something funny about these “alpha men” is that they’re whole thing is being dominate and strong but they always talk about how they want to have an ALREADY submissive woman with no way to pushback, based on their world view, wouldn’t that be some beta shit to want someone you don’t have to fight for? Basically going on “easy mode?” Wouldn’t it be the most alpha to find the strongest man possible and make him submissive?

[@TomMinnow]

True alphas go for russian bodybuilding femboys

[@wooderlyn2224]

@@TomMinnow going from comrade to Cumrade

[@Xxth3_murder5cenexX]

the manliest shit possible is liking men

[@empyrea_2546]

​@@TomMinnowthis is the way

[@tatiana4050]

Like even beta can dominate a woman that submits by default. And I mean the fish

[@beautyininsanity421]

This man is 3 kids stacked up in a muscle suit. Prove me wrong.

[@heidithesausage]

Where did his neck go? 😂No one is this ridiculous in the real world. It's embarrassing how fake they are. Money & ego won't eliminate their inadequacies.

[@Isaacatt]

This dude really thinks women are like, ready to drop their boyfriend the second a slightly buffer man shows up. I'd hate to live in the alpha male manosphere, where if you ever skip a workout your girlfriend will immediately break up with you because you're not the strongest man anymore Like, bro, maybe if your personality was as honed as your massive milkers, the women you "pull" would be less likely to leave for the next ripped guy. He's treating relationships like transactions and then gets pissed when his girlfriend finds a better "deal"

[@alexwyatt2911]

I just don’t know how he expects men to respect him when he always has his tits hanging out. Fatherless behavior.

[@lisarodriguez6966]

Beautifully put.

[@emmao6578]

Exactly and if your relationship has so little love, care or affection in it that someone beating the shit out of you doesn't have your partner upset, worried and angry more than anything else then I honestly don't think you can even call it a relationship.

[@Nique25]

It's just mind-blowing that not only people like this exist, but that others actually look up to them.

[@melancholybobbyjoe]

No protection? Like ever? God, I don't even wanna know what he's contracted. Also goodluck, he's gonna need it with that many women coming for backpay child support 😆

[@heartsteme8329]

Mini Andrew tate got me howling cause that man is tiny and tries to over compensate with his muscles lmao

[@Lemoncakelover678]

I heard that men having large muscles often decreases their height especially at a young age so that may explain it lol

[@autumncundiff9802]

We love short kings, but this dude is a short jester at best

[@heartsteme8329]

@@Lemoncakelover678 Sorry but that sounds like bs cause boys aren't more muscular lol

[@mrs.s3673]

​@@heartsteme8329that's not what the comment said.

[@mrs.s3673]

​@@Lemoncakelover678that's false. The theory was disproved in 2015 or something.

[@brettboswell19]

I think my favorite thing about him is how you can tell there’s literally nothing in his brain at any given time, I think the word by word streams of consciousness really make the monologues ✨sparkle✨

[@roseparker4180]

It’s so funny that he says for a women to get bigger tits to hit the bench press, but working chest and losing fat actually makes your boobs smaller??? Lol.

[@alexwyatt2911]

I’m weirded out that he thinks breast tissue is muscle. Everyone has pectorals but lifting doesn’t increase the amount of breast tissue someone has. Wait a second. I just thought of something. I think he’s spent a lot of his time looking at women who are fit “models” and usually have breast implants. He probably just assumed that their breasts were enlarged by strength training. Whatever caused his confusion, he’s still a tool.

[@lovelylesbian5135]

I already knew he doesn't know anything about a woman's body but even his own? Wow. Because majority of gym bros see that as common knowledge

[@emmao6578]

also ridiculous when you know he'd be the first one to make nasty comments about how "masculine" women athletes can look

[@MissDarknSpooky]

I think the idea is to increase the size of the pectoral muscle that sits under the breast and not the breast tissue itself. But can you imagine how big your pec muscles would need to get to make a visible difference? 😅

[@bluefan898]

I could swear I read a study that chest exercises can help with sagging a bit.

[@All-ze9cl]

he reminds me of those roman emperors with the really small faces and whenever you look up their name you start to laugh at the statue of them because their face is just so odd. Give him curly hair and a robe and he could be playing a fiddle as Rome burns

[@foodeaterwaterdrinker]

he’s out here proving that no amount of exercise and PED abuse is going to cancel out thousands of years of inbreeding

[@foodeaterwaterdrinker]

he has that “keeping the bloodline pure” facial structure

[@sari9645]

@@foodeaterwaterdrinkerABSOLUTELY SCREAMING

[@rogertheshrubber2551]

​@@foodeaterwaterdrinkerdude, I'm 100% stealing that insult. Top quality.

[@tatiana4050]

His shoulders are so big he has no neck but doesn't even have abs. And doesn't even know how to scratch his leg, "should I lift it to scratch it? Or bend down to scratch it?" 17:42

[@foodeaterwaterdrinker]

@@rogertheshrubber2551he looks like buff stewie griffin

[@taylorhillard4868]

"I dont know of im just hypermasculine but i cant date a woman with short hair" .....i think theres a word for that, and its quite literally the opposite of hypermasculine......or even of masculine in general. Like.....if you can't handle a beautiful woman with a punk haircut........"hypermasculine" is not the word i would use to describe you.

[@alexwyatt2911]

Are you suggesting that a man, who is terrified of women with successful careers, is insecure??? If this dude is so freaked out by business professionals with short hair, how is he ever going to get a mediocre office job?

[@D.3A.D]

They never talk about love they never do, it’s about control and that you’re the best option it’s so weird and just sad.

[@lilchemo616]

The fact that this same guy ran the Miami Alpha House is all you need to know about how much of a shameless grifter he is.

[@arubinojr5670]

When you're the only Top in the room, after all.

[@SpiritBox01]

He ran what?

[@lilchemo616]

@@SpiritBox01 exactly, it was such a flop that nobody should remember

[@awkwardukulele6077]

I am truly blessed to say I have no idea what you’re talking about. I feel like a true grass-toucher now. 😊

[@roxyamused]

The chip on this guy's shoulder ate his neck. Also, his dead eyes are terrifying. Like looking into palpatine's eyes or an Uruk-Hai's. He must know and that's why he wears sunglasses all the time. He also seemingly knows no pleasure except in other's suffering and pain.

[@franzferdinand6315]

when this guy was a kid he was the type of kid to say something like "i fought 10 ninjas and beat them all up and then when i was done all of their girlfriends came out and wanted to do sex with me, im so cool"

[@STAR-404]

Its kind of giving Hal Stewart from megamind honestly

[@commscan314]

@@STAR-404 You mean Tighten?

[@lisarodriguez6966]

​@@STAR-404yes! The mighty Titan!

[@drewheath832]

The amount of cognitive dissonance to be an OF pimp and a warrior for Christ is absolutely insane! Although most people I have seen who use that sort of language to describe their faith usually don't respect women... just like Christ would have wanted??

[@annablake211]

“i can steal your girl? why? because my chest is bigger than hers” but in the same breath “i do not talk with women if my chest is bigger than them”. dude what

[@eaglestown4609]

There's not one thought in that brain, it's smooooth that's why he just rambles

[@galactic_gaymer]

@@eaglestown4609 He makes a koala look like a genius 😭😭😭

[@slushyslushfund9626]

"Your girl won't let you go through her phone, there's gotta be a reason why." If you can't trust me enough to 'allow' me to have privacy, then I wish you the best of luck with your next girlfriend.

[@CEOofBoneitis]

I refuse to believe he’s not on the juice, his face takes like 5% of his head

[@alexwyatt2911]

And his head contains like 5% brain power. This dude is the offspring of a rock and a dented container of expired Muscle Milk. We need to break whatever curse gave him sentience.

[@AnnamarieForcino]

it’s the traps that give it away!

[@eggsandbacon892]

What's "the juice" because I keep thinking he's taking some kind of supervillain esc super serum with the side effect of shrinking his body from the neck down and it's so funny to imagine 😭😭😭😭

[@Ax-xo4ux]

@@eggsandbacon892steroids/artificial growth hormones

[@RavenRoss-h2i]

​@eggsandbacon892 lol i think it means steroids

[@maddyG7414]

He’s got so many rules as padding for his deep insecurity 😂

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

“Boobs are boobs!” Best sentence ever

[@_cosmicbrownee_]

This guy literally looks like someone was trying to be so badass that they photoshopped themselves as a huge, buff dude

[@koii319]

Why do men pretend like women are constantly looking to steal a dude’s money? He’s talking like we’re hunting prey or smth lmao. We have a lot more important things to do than fight a random dude I never met.

[@alexwyatt2911]

The misogynists screeching about needing to get a prenup are always the ones making an annual salary of $37k. My guy-nobody is scheming to take half of the nothing you got. Women who do that kind of thing are messing with guys who are in a much higher tax bracket; those kind of guys are also fully aware and amenable to that kind of financial arrangement. Similarly, it’ll never stop being weird to hear them say that men are supposed to provide financially for their partners and families, then turn around and accuse all women of being gold diggers. Pick a struggle, buddy.

[@Wraiven22]

As someone who lifts weights: dude’s gonna have SO many problems from all of the steroids and HGH use in about 10 years. There’s zero chance he’s natty. Zero.

[@eden7622]

Maybe it's because im aroace so I wouldn't understand, but is it normal for people to worry this much about someone "taking" their partners?

[@reneedailey1696]

No, it's not, and it's incredibly unhealthy.

[@cloudyskyz2237]

It might be common, but it definitely shouldn’t be “normal”.

[@onionbubs386]

No not at all. Some people make the false assumption that bisexuals are more likely to cheat because gender isn't a factor for us, but my husband and I are both bi and we fully and completely trust each other. One of his best friends is his ex girlfriend and his other best friend is the ex's husband. We were in each other's weddings. Relationships are so much easier and peaceful if you just trust each other.

[@Emu19]

As a fellow ace, no it's not LOL! I've been in an LDR for 7 years, and never once did I consider (except back when I was an insecure, dumb teenager) that some random girl in his country would somehow "steal" him from me. This guy is just so insecure, he probably doesn't think he's as much of a catch as he claims LMAO!

[@MDonuT-of7px]

No, President Eden, it is not normal for us mere flesh and blood humans to concern ourselves with our partners defecting for the Brotherhood of Steel.

[@HeySlothKid]

Ugh, at least Andrew Tate comes across as if he actually has confidence, this dude just sounds like he's trying super hard to convince himself of everything he says. "I'M SUPER AMAZING AND STRONG AND RICH AND COOL LOVE ME PLEAAASE" Edit : yup yup the more I watch the more it's clear this man is super insecure

[@maddieb.4282]

Tate does not have confidence lmfao

[@HeySlothKid]

@@maddieb.4282 that's why I said "comes across as" -- he's just better at pretending

[@winxclubstellamusa]

Tate has a lot more grandiosity than this one, and that is actually the OPPOSITE of confidence. Both are very insecure misogynists, who don’t have that much actual masculinity in them, if any.

[@vfl0werswife]

wait til he finds out most wives in the 40s had short hair

[@alexwyatt2911]

Were their boobs bigger than his? If so, he’s gonna have a melt down.

[@lemoncrumbz]

"I do not sleep with women whose chests are smaller than mine" oh thank god I'm safe

[@OedonTheGreat]

You're too old for him anyway.

[@globalbutter]

new male unlocked: tesco value male

[@kittyblack1538]

All of these hat combos are weirdly flattering on you? I think you're the true male alpha tbh

[@wonulvr]

Just 25 seconds in and already wiggling my feet under my blanket in excitement

[@alexwyatt2911]

That was the most adorable mental image lol. It made me think about a little kid sitting at his kitchen table while he happily swings his feet and noms his PBJ sammich.

[@wonulvr]

@@alexwyatt2911 see u envision the silliness, the utter joy and beauty

[@ArcadeStim]

Do men know that male lions sit around and look pretty while the females hunt and provide for the family? XD

[@yashyashwanth5888]

Women use only theories only when it suits them

[@atlasthewolf1508]

Male lions are indeed pretty.

[@yashyashwanth5888]

@@atlasthewolf1508 women are beautiful and men are strong

[@DogMechanic]

This dude doesn't know that male lions don't hunt.

[@alexwyatt2911]

Wait until he finds out lionesses have shorter hair

[@Lil_ill]

Ur chancel literally makes me smile on a day to day basis. Something not even my parents have accomplished.

[@lillymurray8408]

Chancel 😂

[@trash_bender420]

Chancel culture has officially gone too far

[@built_like_a_square]

ah yes, chancel.

[@Lil_ill]

I can spell i swear….

[@built_like_a_square]

@@Lil_ill dw bro/sis/person/whatever you prefer

[@markgrey5360]

He obviously DROWNED in a huge pool of insecurity a LONG time ago. 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@olderoscendant]

This dude loves Christ almost as much as Trisha Paytas.

[@jumpcookie2667]

I would not be surprised if he was packing a lil tic tac

[@Sing_A_Rebel_Song]

This dude steps out of his house and every women in the state covers their drinks

[@tibicenlinnei4014]

Male lions don't hunt...except for younger male "cubs". The lion comparison is hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@daniel.lennon]

I'm Canadian and women couldn't get credit cards here until like 1974 🙃

[@Itsatragedeigh]

My husband got beat up by a larger dude to the point where he lost consciousness. I can guarantee i was not lusting after the dude who did it, i was terrified and on the phone with the cops. This guy is unhinged.

[@rose_ugh]

The man looks like one of those old Happy Meal plastic McNugget toys.

[@alexwyatt2911]

Holy shit. The ACCURACY. Your comment unlocked a memory that I didn’t know I had. That man _is_ a plastic McNugget and we need to break whatever curse gave him sentience.

[@Caoba_]

16:37 "how many men are walking around looking like me" bro WHY are you shaped like that, you're running out of neck 😭 Crash Bandicoot lookin' ahh 💀

[@fionamorrigan]

I can't wait for him to start a twitter beef with a 19 year old and lose

[@theunderstatement6842]

imagine he gets caught crimin' because of a niche fast food delivery box or something

[@Hollyberrystreats]

"Women back in the 1940s were real wives" Hell yeah, they were! Running things alone, building planes and tanks, and somehow staying sane for their children while they knew their husbands were in a living hell .... Oh, was that not what you meant, Spence? You just picked a decade at random because

[@missvoorhees7964]

Oh,so the frizel method,cause that's exactly what women want. Also,the title dom is earned,not what you call yourself,sit down mr "50 shades of baby food"

[@Feynix4]

I’m fucking cackling at “50 shades of baby food” 😂

[@veranohall3008]

As someone who is a fighter, whose boyfriend is also a fighter, and who spends most of my time surrounded by other fighters-- I guarantee you this guy could not fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Big muscles do not make you able to fight. In fact, they usually prevent you from being very good at it. They make you slow and easy to get tired.

[@scourned7]

I bet this guy does cool karate moves in his backyard while yelling for his mom to come and look.

[@justarandomchick767]

hot take, the only men who can call themselves alpha male are loving fathers who take care of their family and who love their partners.

[@yashyashwanth5888]

Say women to stay at home be feminine and not hoes

[@Widdekuu91]

I live in the Netherlands (sadly we're Americanizing and more of these assholes are popping out of..wherever) but originally a 'real man' is someone that has a bicycle with a backseat. So you can take your girl everywhere. Or let her drive you, when you get tired. Someone that knows how to change a bicycletire, someone that offers to carry the groceries when his lady seems tired (and otherwise, holds the door while she carries them in, OR does the groceries by himself if the lady is busy) and someone that doesn't spend too much on things he shouldn't spend too much on. (A.k.a. a lovely evening is fine, but don't overspend if it is not worth it. Showing off your money is not done by spending it all on bullshit in front of her.) So yeah, my idea of a guy is one that isn't phased by the simple things in life (like the existence of dragqueens or that the showercurtain is now pink) that keeps a steady mind in panicky situations and that lets his wife do what she needs to do and observes, ready to help once she needs the help (and vice versa the lady does the same thing with him.)

[@eoconnor9820]

1:15 I'm a catholic and I just want to apologize on behalf of this guy. It's men like him who give us lot a bad rep.

[@missvoorhees7964]

I'd say it's the abuse of young boys and the years of genocide and stealing from pagans that gives you catholics a bad rep,but you think what you like connor

[@ThatFont]

It’s more than just “men like him” who give Catholics a bad rep.

[@eoconnor9820]

@@ThatFont Fair

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

I appreciate the fact that youre not only willing to be sponsored by a company that sells products that are often seen as taboo, but that you talk about these "taboo" products and topics with grace, respect, and maturity, and normalize being human. Much respect to you!

[@chanterelle483]

Warrior for Christ got billions by pimping yeah, something isn't adding up here the "Christianity" of the alpha men movement is total joke

[@chanterelle483]

Also, I really appreciate you calling him out on it! (and the Bible quote was fitting)

[@davidgonzales720]

Annamarie, you not only have consistently great content, but you've gathered a collection of wise and witty commenters.

[@phatghettorat]

god i wish i had this level of confidence of dudebros 😭

[@rogertheshrubber2551]

It's not confidence. It's aggressive insecurity. It's posturing out of fear and worry about how others judge them.

[@giorgiabina5401]

he's one of those dudes who got broken up by their 7th grade girlfriend and made it their entire personality

[@3mindrebel]

> Watches my favorite lesbian content creator > Gives me a Chick-fil-A ad right before the video, thus promoting a homophobic company to me KZbin letting me down, as per usual! 😃

[@captainotaku9846]

Yep I keep getting their extra long mini movies that seem to come out during Christmas and it's just why are you doing this to me KZbin I just wanna watch my favorite lesbian in peace

[@thedeck-buildingdemon8293]

Better us sinners, who know that Chick-Fil-A is bad, than another video which does not cater to a demographic more likely to not go to a homophobic franchise

[@arubinojr5670]

Don't worry, Spence was making plenty of homo-positive content just a few years ago, for a certain definition of positive anyway.

[@PotatoMan518]

Wait how is Chick-fil-A homophobic?

[@kaybadberg534]

@@PotatoMan518 they donate to conversion therapy.

[@pogpogpurinn]

8:26 the stupid thing is, is that because boobs are fat, what you’d actually be doing if you take his advice, is reducing the size of them

[@chefboyardeebeefaronilover]

Wait I thought Andrew Tator Tot was already the Great Value one

[@absinthe-crow]

Instead of being mean to these kinds in misinformed, angry men online, Ive resorted to being nice. Anytime I see some mean comment, where some dude is talking about how awful "females" are, I always say (generally) the same thing: "We aren't going to do this. We aren't going to get upset at hypotheticals or point the finger at a different gender to explain why we are as miserable and angry as we have become. This kind of mindset doesn't help you or anyone else- it makes you more upset."

[@maddieb.4282]

Lmao that’s not being nice, it’s being patronizing. And it’s not going to do a thing. Just ignore them

[@yashyashwanth5888]

People dont have common sense to understan there are only two genders but talking like a wise one funny assholes

[@gamz.]

me: i want andrew tate mom: we have andrew tate at home andrew tate at home:

[@abstrvvct1318]

It's funny how he talks about passing on sick genetics when he looks like a toe with 5 o'clock shadow and whatever physique he's built isn't natural.

[@rogertheshrubber2551]

Let's be real. That's the sort of dude who thinks you can pass on the traits of plastic surgery.

[@abstrvvct1318]

@@rogertheshrubber2551oh 1000% lmao

[@LoXena]

Is she even his girlfriend? I think he found a OF model and paid her to be in his videos

[@alexwyatt2911]

Yeah, I highly doubt they’re in a genuine romantic relationship. She probably lets him use her as a prop in his stupid videos. And he pays for dinner, etc. He probably also gets drunk and texts her to hang out but she pretends not to see it until the next day. Who would want to willingly spend time with a tool like him?

[@jackiearnolds]

I'd bet she gets paid extra to pretend to be his girlfriend. Like, people have issues, but how many issues do you have to willingly be in a relationship with someone like that? I think it's more likely she is an exclusive escort.

[@morganthomas1709]

"If my titties are bigger than the ones the girl I am talking to has, that means I am the woman" at 8:06 KILLED ME this is absolutely hilarious on so many levels and that dude has no clue

[@gvnandroses]

the fact how spence uses the same 3-4 clips of his girl just goes to show how many times she gets to go outside

[@bubas420]

Ppl confuse having preferences w being an asshole. You can DEFINITELY have preferences, we all have them. We we’re all not is ass holes

[@quinlanivans1694]

Proud of my husband for him reassuring me of your same philosophy "if I feel like I need to monitor your phone and who you're talking to then that's a lack of trust that would indicate the relationship is over". Love your videos, even though these guys are walking "I need therapy" signs it's still funny to see them analyzed by funny lesbians 🎉❤

[@bee65]

Fun Fact: If you call yourself an Alpha or a Sigma, then it must be true!

[@solomoon3083]

With all the things he “has” - you would have thought he’d have been gifted a neck.

[@thegirlsketch]

I’m dealing with a cold right now and seeing you posted a new video made my day so much better

[@shelbyduncan5827]

This makes me genuinely sick. Sometimes I forget men like this actually exist and then the internet promptly reminds me 😩