Internet Hall of Fame! 🏆

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[@RetaseaPLAYS]

Poor first guy😭😭

[@afroman5531]

Nah, that is down right funny asf

[@oddbluedragonthing]

he really took it too literally

[@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle]

He leaned a lesson he shall never forget, and that's what really matters.

[@Izarious]

He's a furry he deserves it

[@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle]

@Izarious How old are you? 12? 😭

[@Some_dude764]

Cheesecake is important

[@sleepjay6615]

You are more 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[@jildernugson]

peak profile

[@HeavyWeaponsGuyRussia11]

Peak profile

[@harrypotter7652]

nahhh cheesecake is lowkey ass ill still like ur comment tho u seem chill

[@Mr.RipperLO]

@@harrypotter7652 cheesecake is god damn delicious

[@wheatsinthebox]

Cheesecake guy got his priorities straight

[@sydneyt4436]

i literally came down here to comment the same thing lol

[@mokerpierce]

His priorities are straight but his sexuality isn't (jk, don't scream)

[@CharlieOsoo]

@mokerpierceIm gonna scream anyway

[@jeffsorrows]

Also the person who offered sx to the cheesecake guys @ is Baller Guy lol

[@escaped_cephalopod]

@mokerpierceasexual vibes. cake is better

[@Yasin_mahad]

First guy will good dad lore but no kids to tell

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@raptordon7696…You have to be joking 😭

[@ldruizz]

@@raptordon7696 how’d you miss the joke that badly 😭😭

[@Arsenic97]

​@@raptordon7696I am feeling embarrassed while writing r/woosh💀

[@braun2041]

@@Arsenic97F it happens to the best of us

[@Arsenic97]

@@braun2041 yaah ✊🏿

[@PIutoniumOreo]

i have no greater joy than knowing that someones greatest joy is actually misinformation

[@ilikeicewater]

Thats what im daying

[@LOUUUU-b1m]

WHAT?! NOOO😭😭

[@FewVidsJustComments]

You dont know that. Plus, if it has scientific or researchical backing, then its true. So with all due respect, please hush and let them have tis

[@BirdGod]

​@@FewVidsJustCommentsI'm pretty sure there's scientific backing saying it's cap but you do you

[@FewVidsJustComments]

@@BirdGod You could be right, I'm too lazy to check. But hey, they most likely wouldn't of just posted that if they didn't have a source is all I'm saying

[@macetrap]

E X C A L I G A T O R

[@Archiver_Studio]

I shall test my luck to wield the E X C A L I G A T O R

[@Layne_Egeland]

Sounds like a pokemon 😂

[@Yato_Kyouko]

E X C A L I G A T O R

[@Archiver_Studio]

@@Layne_Egeland And I would steal it

[@You_have_spawned_Dipper]

E X C A L I G A T O R

[@hannahkirbyy]

OK BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE STORMY DANIELS ONE!? 😭

[@Allhoopsking]

That shit was hilarious 😂

[@Nqwertyuiopgugugh]

THAT WAS SO BADDD😂😂😂

[@CharlotteIsbetterthanyou]

Iconic

[@WhatColourIsTheSkye]

DIVAAA 💜

[@PaperComa]

I just about couldn’t breathe 😂😂😂

[@coldphoenix20]

First guy finna have “ Balls of Steel “ 🗿🙏💀

[@doge_shorts1]

Ig the ball damage made him lgbt lol

[@DawnHollars]

@@doge_shorts1 oh buddy that’s not…

[@evolvingmc173]

Balls of steel…? STEEL BALLS!?!? Hontoni hontoni..nante tõi mawari michi.. throws steel ball at Slow Dancer KANZEN NARU OGON NO KAITEN ENERGY.. Gyro wa kono tameni.. lesson 5 wa kono tameni... Arigato, Soreshika iu kotoba ga mitsukaranai. Arigato, Gyro. CHUMIMI~N ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORA!

[@moody1378]

Technically he's a protogen 🦅

[@304candlecoOFFICIAL]

Doge_shorts what’s wrong with that

[@helloworld-ed8vi]

Elephant: “You’re cute” Her: “The elephant thinks you’re cute!!” Him:” Because I am” (Turns out it’s a myth but yh)

[@Americathelandofthefree2.0]

Man has his priorities straight

[@Alicein07]

her- you're quite confident in that him- yea, i'm 6 so i can tell

[@Zarseen]

sorry to ruin the fun but elephants don't think you're cute, but hey orcas do!

[@flergus-guh]

sometimes men just lowkey wanna be cutie patooties :3

[@κοκκινολαίμης]

​@@flergus-guhme fr :3

[@Deathstalker-d4b3st]

Fair reaction from the last guy, knowing elephants think you're cute is such a confidence booster

[@Morris_dun]

Fun fact that is a lie that has gotten people killed

[@Jelloishereee]

they do indeed not think ppl are cute

[@broggy52]

​@Jelloishereee what about orcas?

[@dedmed8139]

False

[@zeinaabdelmonem511]

​@@broggy52They just see us if how we see animals with rabies not on the menu and if you eat it you die

[@frost_bite-26]

The first guy gonna have crazy dad lore to tell his sons 😭😂😂

[@BG_edits22]

If he can still have them 💀

[@batochirenkhtushig3563]

talking to his dogs not kids

[@oddbluedragonthing]

assuming he will have one

[@jazminmorales6129]

IF he has sons

[@Kenz-f6f]

He can just adopt you know??

[@The-One-Who-Asked933]

The guy who said they wanted the 500k had his priorities straight

[@allthingsawesome4589]

AHHHH THE TRUMP ONE BAHAHAHA I can’t with that 🤣🤣🤣😭

[@Draw_Read_Chill]

😨😭

[@iam_living]

wow, that was some emphasis.

[@lovelysophxox]

Someone should 10ft pole him and tell him he wanted it, just like he did

[@coolvids788]

It's fake and if it's real she should probably stfu considering she can't decide if it was sa.

[@_LV32]

Did anyone else think the alligator with the knife in his head was a helicopter

[@CrabJelly5225]

Yes!

[@_LV32]

@ glad to know I’m not alone

[@JeffIsSigma]

First guy knows true pain

[@RetaseaPLAYS]

Bro has priorities eating that cheesecake😅

[@Jammer_r]

THE ELEPHANTS DO NOT THINK YOUR CUTE THIS IS A MYTH

[@Qxilet]

Thank you for telling the masses

[@splorchyt]

I DON'T CARE THEY THINK I'M CUTE NOW AND I WONT CHANGE MY MIND

[@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses]

LEGEND.

[@Forestdude9000]

SCREW YOU FOR SAYING THAT

[@Flydragon3141]

​@@splorchyt EXACTLY

[@TendrelTheLocalToeMuncher]

Where does bro find these posts? 😭

[@Archiver_Studio]

Honestly, probably reddit

[@W3nd1go238]

The internet

[@MurkyWaters6]

Always the protogens who misunderstand innuendos.

[@HelpMePlsImStupid]

As a protogen i can relate

[@eclipsetheproto]

So true

[@Kareem_King]

The furries are sneaking in 💀

[@MurkyWaters6]

@Kareem_King I mean, I'm a furry too, but I see what you mean lol. 4 whole days passed before I started getting comments.

[@marshmellow2763]

@@Kareem_King shut up

[@Train_lizard]

Last one is misinformation, elephants do not think we are cute.

[@VexTheViolater]

Fun fact elephant absolutely do not think we're cute and in some areas we're there hunted they fear us but normal they're just indifferent to people

[@LeoAndFriends-n3b]

“Excaligater” had me on the floor 🤣🤣

[@贽]

The cheesecake shows the importance of having priorities

[@NearlyEpoint]

I did the same thing as the first guy i just collapsed and don't wanna move for an hour

[@zombiereaperOnXbox]

For anyone wondering the gator died, it was captured and "humanly" euthanized

[@W3nd1go238]

Why they youthenize it

[@zombiereaperOnXbox]

@W3nd1go238 idk probably had something to do with the knife between its eyes

[@MinecraftManager]

And that’s how the first guy got into cbt

[@TatoTato-k3y]

whats a cbt

[@anonyousperson]

​@@TatoTato-k3yyou don't want to know

[@CaffeinatedCoffii]

​@@TatoTato-k3ycoconut butter trampoline

[@TatoTato-k3y]

@@anonyousperson if you dont tell me i will google it myself

[@r0ckybradley]

@@TatoTato-k3y NOOOOO SAVE YOURSELFFF

[@LynnSafari-f3c]

The elephant thing is fake unfortunately

[@aritgirlfoamflinging4816]

HOLY FUCK that first guy used to be my friend on twitter but I haven't talked to him in ages 😭

[@tonypringles2285]

Now's the time, use this video as an ice breaker

[@rBoxYT]

First guy reminds me of the punching bag arcade game

[@Crozz4nt]

For all of those who don’t understand The F-22 Raptor is a fifth-generation, single-seat, twin-engine stealth tactical fighter aircraft developed for the United States Air Force (USAF). Designed primarily as an air superiority fighter, the F-22 integrates advanced stealth, supercruise capability, maneuverability, and situational awareness to dominate in air-to-air and air-to-ground missions. ### Design and Specifications 1. **Dimensions**: - **Length**: 62 feet (18.9 meters) - **Wingspan**: 44.5 feet (13.6 meters) - **Height**: 16.7 feet (5.08 meters) - **Wing Area**: 840 square feet (78.0 square meters) 2. **Weight**: - **Empty Weight**: Approximately 43,340 pounds (19,700 kg) - **Maximum Takeoff Weight**: About 83,500 pounds (37,500 kg) 3. **Engines**: - **Type**: Two Pratt & Whitney F119-PW-100 turbofan engines - **Thrust**: Each engine produces 35,000 pounds of thrust, with afterburner thrust exceeding 50,000 pounds, enabling supercruise (sustained supersonic flight without afterburners). 4. **Performance**: - **Maximum Speed**: Over Mach 2.0 (approximately 1,500 mph or 2,414 km/h) - **Combat Range**: Around 1,839 miles (2,960 km) without refueling - **Service Ceiling**: 65,000 feet (19,812 meters) ### Stealth and Avionics - **Stealth Features**: The F-22 employs advanced stealth technology to reduce its radar cross-section (RCS) significantly. This includes its unique shape, radar-absorbent materials, and internal weapons bays that minimize exposure to enemy radar. - **Avionics**: It is equipped with a highly integrated avionics suite, including a sophisticated radar system (AN/APG-77) that features low probability of intercept and can track multiple targets simultaneously. The F-22 also uses advanced sensors and data fusion capabilities to provide pilots with unparalleled situational awareness. ### Armament The F-22 Raptor is designed to carry a mix of air-to-air and air-to-ground munitions, including: - **Air-to-Air Missiles**: - AIM-120 AMRAAM (Advanced Medium-Range Air-to-Air Missile) - AIM-9 Sidewinder (short-range infrared missile) - **Air-to-Ground Munitions**: - GBU-32 JDAM (Joint Direct Attack Munition) - GBU-39 Small Diameter Bomb (SDB) The aircraft has an internal weapons bay that can carry up to 2,000 pounds of munitions, as well as two underwing hardpoints for additional ordnance. ### Role and Capabilities 1. **Air Superiority**: The F-22 excels in establishing air dominance, capable of engaging enemy aircraft at long ranges while maintaining a low radar profile. 2. **Multirole Operations**: While primarily an air-to-air fighter, the F-22 can also perform air-to-ground strikes, reconnaissance, and electronic warfare missions. 3. **Network-Centric Warfare**: The F-22 is designed for operation in a network-centric environment, enabling it to share information with other friendly forces and command systems seamlessly. ### Operational History - The F-22 entered service with the USAF in 2005 and has since been deployed in various operations, including air patrols, training exercises, and international deployments. - It remains a critical component of the USAF's air power, maintaining a technological edge over potential adversaries. ### Conclusion The F-22 Raptor represents a significant leap in fighter aircraft technology, combining stealth, speed, agility, and advanced avionics to meet the challenges of modern aerial combat. Its capabilities ensure that it remains a formidable asset for the United States and its allies in maintaining air superiority

[@tonypringles2285]

Thank you

[@MilkShakE621-h4c]

Protogens are something else 😂😂😂

[@HelpMePlsImStupid]

Fr tho

[@GAP_Uchiha]

the stormy Daniel’s one 😭🙏

[@Kuro.is_d3ad]

The last one is the biggest lie ever, and still wished to believe it 😭

[@misterturkturkle]

No his wife really does love it

[@ezra5737]

you wish to be ignorant?

[@withlessAsbestos]

The Elephant thing is so wrong. They are literally terrified of us, because they rightly view us as a threat. We hunted most elephant species to extinction, and still poach them regularly… they don’t think you’re cute.

[@xXThe_ProphetXx]

*Writes immidiatly in notebook* Sword in giant alligator, Excaligator. Next DnD campaign someone is becoming the king of a swamp XD

[@LoganFlores-k1g]

The 1st one made me roll on the floor laughing. King Florida man.

[@legoman5491]

Makes sense, eating cheese cake can make you feel sluggish after digesting all that sugar

[@LycanFerret]

I find sugar makes me have 0 libido. If I eat anything sweet, from fruit to honey to bread to pasta to cake to ice cream, my brain forgets arousal exists. Now, meat. If I eat steak or ribs or a burger patty or sausage, bam. Horny af. It really stirs the loins. Which amuses me cause I'm a girl.

[@LLowac]

Well, atleast somebody thinks im cute...

[@sethstorm]

Oh man the sympathy pain for the first guy is real

[@Sara4-r9p]

The way I watched this after eating my cheesecake 😭

[@justmarcoriginal]

Avarage protogen activity:

[@notreallya_gamer653]

Idk about that, I’m a protogen and I’ve never punched myself in the nuts

[@Mr_gameplayer15]

True lol

[@oliviakady-m3p]

bro the first guy went THROUGH it

[@NCRranger11]

Elephant one is a myth, the studies were mainly done on elephants that are in captivity because wild elephants primarily view humans as potential threats due to their size and behavior, and their natural instinct would be to avoid or even fear humans, also lets. Ot forgot about the 100-500 people who get killed by elephants yearly.

[@Hi_theRE687]

“EXCALIGATOR!!!!” Is crazy and I love it😂😂😂😂

[@w1th3rh3r3xd]

THE FIRST GUY- I FEEL SO BAD

[@EvanJ-z6h]

thanks cuz it hurt💔💔

[@ProtoTheProot]

The toaster at the start was stupid af

[@MoopCity]

"he was young and foolish" Rip to those kids he were going to have 💀😭 (I just realized he was gay so I guess double joke)

[@Forever_1985]

"Cheesecake..... S E N S A T I O N A L"

[@MynameisKylePeterson]

Quote by Future

[@jerplayah3902]

Well even a 747 is small if you fly it into the grand canyon stormy

[@poorlyanimated9632]

Soph burned, soph tried, soph ate

[@Nuclear-Cheesecake]

0:15 I was born for this comment section

[@Walking_Sloth_Animations]

ELEPHANTS THINK I’M CUTE?!?! My self esteem has gone through the roof

[@A_Bouncing_Seal]

unfortunately it’s fake

[@Walking_Sloth_Animations]

@ Aw man 😔

[@NoombatIsMe]

Just like that their self esteem destroyed

[@W3nd1go238]

I hope it went right back down when you figured out it was fake

[@Walking_Sloth_Animations]

@ You…hope?

[@clementbarrieu]

why was that drawing actually similar to the guy lmaoooo

[@W3nd1go238]

Because.... It's supposed to look like him...

[@Hyper_leopard]

Am I the only one who just saw the new icons on yt shorts

[@PhoenixSourjohn]

Of course the proto says that lol

[@AveragePikmin1]

Ya know, I don't think it was because he was a furry

[@headphone_cat_gaming]

as a protogen thats typical for a protogen

[@headphone_cat_gaming]

​@@AveragePikmin1also protogens are furries

[@PhoenixSourjohn]

@@AveragePikmin1 naaa that is the usual response that Protos give i have a few furry friends

[@EvanJ-z6h]

dont worry I dont use him anymore

[@Its_not_malo]

Stormie is an icon😭🙏🏾

[@TwilightHusky115]

Of course the first guy is a protogen. Checks out.

[@Musicbased39]

I'd say shut up but I can't tell whether ur being mean or not..

[@oddbluedragonthing]

first step to be a protogen

[@TwilightHusky115]

@@Musicbased39 totally joking. I love my protogen frens. All good fun.

[@Musicbased39]

@TwilightHusky115 oki!! Gud 2 know cuz I genuinely hate the shit furries get

[@Xenon_Proto]

Hey! We aren’t all stupid! I’m just underclocked to save power…

[@goyangi4143]

Elephants don’t actually think you’re cute.

[@ZeroBones3]

unfortunately the elephant one is not true 😢

[@luisbonilla7151]

I normally have zero reaction to KZbin shorts but hearing the word excaligator made me chuckle

[@Certifiedblahajlover]

Poor toaster😭😭 (the first guy had a protogen as their pfp and i call protogens toasters)

[@Error_i_am_under_da_water]

Ur not alone

[@definetlynot_oof]

First guy made me feel bad for a furry for the first time in my life

[@Rokenhimer]

The elephant one is actually not true btw

[@randalclark5160]

Pay respect to the factory workers that can’t make 😢😂

[@W3nd1go238]

"Respek"

[@Cr0w_XP]

i'm so so sorry... the elephant one is a myth...

[@HAWTDIGGITYDOG]

The cheesecake guy might be my soul mate

[@RULERZREACHF4N_X]

Elephants thinking humans are cute is huge myth.

[@Ezhedeh]

Of course its a protogen

[@matthewanderson7824]

Standard protogen behavior

[@nuvyyy1147]

Certified protogen moment

[@HelpMePlsImStupid]

Certified protogen moment

[@Todds_Minecraft]

That second guy got his priorities straight

[@voidfullheart]

its the opposite for the 1st guy, ifykwim

[@LiamHoang-j1r]

Nah the first guy🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

[@Like.Subscribe.Clashontop]

real

[@E15Nigma243]

Correction, elephant observer: There is no greater joy in life than knowing *somebody* thinks I’m cute

[@Diver-ideas]

First laught

[@MaxMultiverse]

So is anyone going to tell him that elephants don’t find humans cute and that it’s been disproven multiple times 😐

[@blueblaze6861]

Can I get a like?

[@General-Z6]

I laughed too hard at Excaligator

[@captainkatzik6904]

Bruh I thought the alligator was helicopter 💀

[@Kingnoodle09]

Cheesecake guy is based for that. Got his priorities straight

[@WozzyWatkins]

I USED TO HEAR THAT FIRST MEME AND ALWAYS THINK ABT IT, THE STORY GOES FURTHER. I LOVE THAT MEME

[@blanket4763]

Cheesecake guy is the example of "maybe he's just not that into you"

[@ezekieladetoye2725]

🧐 so if elephants think we’re cute, what do dinosaurs think?.. cute? or “oh hey, another bony snack”

[@W3nd1go238]

It's a myth

[@Omgsm_6]

Cheesecake guy is so real for that, cuz when you're full, you do not want to meet other people

[@Inaudible_Mumble]

Who else thought the alligator with a knife in its head was a helicopter

[@yourlocalshinyquilava]

I did the exact same thing the first guy did 💀

[@tatinirida]

The first one is actually : The worst thing and the most dangerous thing someone can do 💀🙏

[@someone-338]

LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE FIRST ONE

[@sunflowersky75]

The elephant one made my day, that's so sweet!!

[@samuelsouza3054]

It's fake.

[@persentege1979]

why is the first guy relatable😭😭🙏

[@piperthomas2053]

The 4 Letter word that starts with C when elephants think of us isn’t cute

[@W3nd1go238]

C (spell it out)

[@Ben_F1Live]

She should've responded to the cheesecake guy with "I can make you less full..." 😶

[@Thefluffyfella]

“Elephants think we’re cute.” Also us killing each other for the stupidest things ever

[@oliviakady-m3p]

bro the first guy went THREW it😭

[@osigina11villanueva83]

Atleast he says hes gonna be full so that mean he gona sttill eat her cake

[@KarliKeirstead]

The Excaligator goes astronomically hard 😭 🙏🏻

[@Juicey_yy]

First one is too relatable 🙏😭

[@Gavin-f3g]

Come on you had to Do trump like that 😂

[@royalroyale1539]

Excaligator is the most real thing about florida

[@Crane_kk]

excaligator is amazing

[@Sillyman1986]

First guy is a lil toaster