Any Poll's a Goal

[@Warbear]

i dont like him much, but shoutout to pitbull for actually going to alaska

[@swagduilyesson9169]

music

[@Cruxador]

Pretty sure the deaf kids would have actually appreciated the T. Swift music as well - "deaf" doesn't necessarily mean "can't get any enjoyment from music". They could've turned into a positive PR stunt and a good opportunity to do something for disabled people, or at the very least to virtue signal a bit. But they decided to take a PR black eye instead.

[@ginandtoxic3122]

Mr. Worldwide

[@AlexReynard]

People can produce crappy product and be genuinely decent folks. Case in point, Kid Rock.

[@TheSpidersider]

There's a reason he's called Mr. Worldwide.

[@carson2823]

The fact that Pitbull was the only one who emerged victorious out of every other attempt is nothing short of poetic

[@SWY1356]

he is called 'mr worldwide' for a reason

[@Jacob-df5hr]

Just being a good sport about it will get you a ton of goodwill. Taylor should've met Charles, yeah they artificially stuffed the ballot, but he was a legit fan wasn't he? And half of her fuckin catalogue is about not judging people on their looks.

[@sbstnpofadder]

True class act.

[@fuongbregas]

@@Jacob-df5hr she only meets a guy who can fill her under so that she can break up and write a new song about it :))

[@phoenixchase9271]

I mean the school got money from swift and she probably got good PR so I count that as a win

[@nerdcity]

"How do we ruin this?" Anon is true chaotic evil, and when pointed at a worthy target, the greatest things happen.

[@MatheusHenrique-od8di]

Nerd City /b/ is chaotic neutral,/pol/ is evil

[@genericwhitekidthesecond4330]

Matheus Henrique I'd say more towards chaotic neutral rather than just straight up malevolent.

[@MatheusHenrique-od8di]

Generic white kid the second nah,pol is at best neutral evil

[@Sonamyfan875]

Doesn't that include you though?

[@ashnbryan1]

Matheus Henrique Well it’s not a poll without the pol

[@thetaytheist]

Pitbull, to date, is the only celeb who has defeated the internet.

[@ChristopherErbs]

Mr worldwide.

[@TheShinyFeraligatr]

Him and Mr. Rogers, who beat the internet because they refused to show up.

[@thetaytheist]

@@TheShinyFeraligatr how did Rogers do that?

[@TheShinyFeraligatr]

@@thetaytheist Because no one, not even 4chan, fucks with Mr. Rogers.

[@邹捷-z5y]

Pitbull, to date, is the only celeb who has defeated the internet.

[@averyeml]

I work in rural Alaska and have a friend who works in Kodiak- the Pitbull concert is still talked about and a big deal, and many of the families in town have pictures with him up on their walls. It's not as "rural Alaska" as most would think- I mean, I look at them as a metropolis for having a Walmart- but it's definitely the kid of place where a Pitbull visit would be the talk of the town for years and years.

[@oz_jones]

Mr. Worldwide :)

[@andracatheduckking257]

that honestly makes me so happy

[@CaseNumber00]

>Their lives so devoid of meaning >Pitbull was the greatest thing to happen to the city

[@alexanderguerrero9786]

@@CaseNumber00 You didn't have to be mean.

[@egregius9314]

I guess the only cool thing Pitbull has ever done?

[@user-vk3uz3ml6t]

4chan's only mistake was underestimating mr worldwide.

[@Zyrdalf]

Who?

[@dragatus]

@@Zyrdalf The guy who actually went to the Walmart in Alaska.

[@Zyrdalf]

Thxs, I just didn’t know why he was called mr worldwide. Thanks

[@krmdagger1126]

You mean the abbandoned one in juneau?

[@DaxMarko]

Everyone won in that situation. It was pretty wholesome troll that 4chan has done.

[@julianjohnson9728]

I am from kodiak alaska and remember when he went to kodiak it was hilarious and AMAZING!!!! He gave us free sunglasses n shit

[@LPSD4829]

Do you even need sunglasses in alaska? :D

[@memecake9890]

Bruh do y’all have polar bears

[@skulduggerypleasant9008]

It's true, I was the sunglasses

[@grimgracious]

@Mr. Villain Yep, same reason why figure skaters can br pretty blind while on the ice. The light reflects off the snow and ice.

[@casualpro4772]

@@LPSD4829 Dude light reflecting off the snow is literally the reason why asians evolved with these eyes.

[@danielsime911]

New Zealand was gonna change its flag a while ago and they had a website where people could share and upvote their new designs. One of the popular ones was called "laser kiwi". It obviously didn't get put as an option for the referendum but it was famous enough to become a New Zealand meme.

[@Jartran72]

Yeah it was on an episode of last week tonight

[@drumboarder1]

How have I not heard of this until now.. jesus christ it's glorious

[@Veldtian1]

Absolutely tremendous.

[@AnarchistMetalhead]

there needs to be a petition to make it the actual flag when other countries can have leaves or text on their flag, laser kiwi needs to be a thing

[@LucasRodmo]

The finalist flag looked nice, but somehow people in New Zealand voted to keep that ugly ass Australian looking flag.

[@ManateInFaccia]

This video reminded me of a poll made to give a name to a new bridge built in Bari, South Italy They trashed the result, but in our hearts its true name will always be "Harambe bridge"

[@sbp4215]

Harambridge

[@pietrovilla15]

Cazzo è vero 🤣

[@oz_jones]

Dicks out, lads

[@thomasangeri96]

L'avevo completamente rimosso, grazie anatrone

[@stevecooper6578]

That one isn't even that bad Dicks out indeed lads

[@caseyhermansen3699]

When the University of North Dakota ditched "fighting sioux" for "fighting hawks" they had a mascot naming contest. Mike lead most of it before being removed. Mike hawk

[@felipedaiber2991]

I litterally cant stop laughing

[@mouadchaiabi]

Bruh I am dying over here 😭

[@neo-didact9285]

What's wrong with Mike? Seems like a normal name to me.

[@lamesange4369]

@@neo-didact9285 It's because it's pronounced the same as "My" plus another friendly term for rooster.

[@jorge8596]

Was Tony hawk in second place?

[@terreliv]

Taylor should've gone to the school for the deaf and just pumped the bass/volume so they could *feel* the music. Also deafness is relative, so some could be able to kinda hear. edit: the replies have suggested using balloons to feel the music & similar stuff maybe somebody at the school was a fan then went 100% deaf; bet they'd still like to *see* a concert.

[@fumothfan9]

Why torture them like that?

[@shikkithefirst5393]

Also there're asl interpreters for music, look em up, they do really nice stuff

[@SpacePotato237]

That is actually what deaf people do. Just because they can't hear doesn't mean their brains are incapable of enjoying music; it's the pattern that our brains find pleasing. When deaf people have a house party, they play the music loud enough to feel the vibrations. Source: 10% of students at my school are deaf.

[@LyaksandraB]

She should've at least shown up, the fucking asshat. Would've made their day. Ah, but I bet she fights for some random rights and is an activist, and donates to charities and all that shit. Showing up to a school to make some kids' day? Nope.

[@orlab-t9217]

@@LyaksandraB to be fair she did give them a lot of money. It was probably the school itself that turned her away

[@flipkiller8521]

Props to Pitbull for pulling a Chad move that impressed the Internet for his dedication to fan satisfaction and wholesomeness.

[@isapu1948]

To be fair He had it easier than some of the others

[@MajorZero61]

@@isapu1948 I get not sending Bieber to Best Korea, and I get not performing a concert at a school for the deaf, but cancelling the Biggest Fan poll because you designed a shitty website and 4chan trolled it, and then calling Charles Z creepy is pretty petty.

[@sadmanh0]

@@MajorZero61 what's the big deal with singing at a deaf school? I'm sure the staff or whatever would've appreciated it.

[@---xj1il]

Deaf people can still feel the sonic vibrations at concerts so its pretty shitty to cancel on them just because they are deaf

[@ezkiller93]

@@---xj1il Ikr. They could've also had a guy on the sidelines doing hand gestures to translate the instrument sounds into sign language

[@DonutOperator]

This is one of the rare channels I drop what I'm doing and watch new videos on

[@DonutfullAwesomeness]

Same, except this time I was taking a dump. Perfect timing.

[@stephrat]

HOLY MOLY MICK FUCK

[@nowiecoche]

Even at 3am, I dropped everything and watched this.

[@anglosaxiphone8246]

Donut, why didn't the trolls taze the polls in the leg?

[@uncletom4586]

Donut Operator yo wtf i just came from your officer savage vid

[@justordinary82]

The phrase ‘their marketing team had a brilliant idea’ can cause the decay of the space time continuum.

[@dreska255]

_Do not ever say that again._ half of my city just gone alre

[@acuppajoe4414]

STOP MY ENTIRE TOWN IS GONE JESUS!

[@brentdadula7986]

wtf HAHAHAHAHAHAHA im crying

[@szwagier50]

@@dreska255 their marketing team had a brilliant idea now what

[@Blade.5786]

@@szwagier50 Fuck there's a communist revolution going on...

[@AdventurerOfOblivion]

The part w/ Pitbull was actually pretty cool. Not what was meant to happen, but I'll take it.

[@ThePointlessBox_]

Dont like his music, but pitbull is based as fuck

[@LuminousIris]

Same, he's a respectful figure even though I don't like his music.

[@warrenpeace5537]

Let's be real here, the only reason the Marketing Team has that one point is because Mr. Worldwide is a pretty _chill_ guy.

[@dylanwoods5944]

Thanks alot my family is now all dead from laughing so hard 😢

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@Wasserkaktus]

I love the mindfuck he went into about how "Kodak" translated to "Kodiak", rather than just showing how simply obvious the word "Kodak" sounds similar to "Kodiak".

[@ryanfreedman6348]

George feel like they just picked the most remote Walmart, not by name or anything

[@averyeml]

They picked it for being the most remote, but the Kodak/Kodiak thing was probably a lyric switch I fully expect Pitbull did during the concert.

[@diabl2master]

That's the joke

[@apocalypticbean]

ok

[@KevinEontrainer381]

I instantly thought of Alaska because its the coldest and remote place in America

[@mariokartwii6663]

Then Nintendo did a poll for the next smash character and everyone voted shrek

[@rusdanibudiwicaksono1879]

...But I want Doomguy :(

[@Verdugo_Arulaq]

Reminds me how when Bayonetta won that poll they said she was the top choice “in Europe” and I think they said Japan too in that sentence but I don’t remember. Point is they left out the US Cause the US had stupid characters (I think the top two were Shrek and Goku) that they didn’t want to give attention to them. Lmao

[@korhol2065]

Goku was never gonna win Cause he’s weak

[@souakadpadkid6685]

@@deoxtroy7556 Or Phoenix Wright.

[@cynicalclusterfuck5605]

@@korhol2065 You're gonna wake to weebs.. What have you done..?

[@ileolai]

reminds me of the time a hard rock / heavy metal radio station in my country did a countdown of the 1000 most popular metal songs of all time. 1000 songs, weeks of anticipation. a bunch of heavy metal fans sat through 1000 songs to hear what the greatest metal song of all time was, and the #1 song was announced.... Kiss, by Prince. They went apeshit. The radio DJs had to formally apologize. They had no idea the online poll had been manipulated until the last minute. And this was in the days before bots, btw. Someone very determined had to sit there and manually vote for Kiss by Prince, hundreds of thousands of times, to beat out 1000 other songs and piss off a bunch of metalheads. It was glorious. I was ten at the time, and it was at that tender age I learned the fine art of trolling.

[@sixstringedthing]

Not a huge fan of either metal or Prince, but I'm now imagining a metal remix of Kiss and ngl, it's pretty awesome.

[@wakerobin9215]

What a great story

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

999 songs building anticipation just to culminate in Kiss.

[@parasaur2]

Maybe everybody thought it was a song called “Prince” by Kiss

[@AnarchistMetalhead]

@@parasaur2 i"d seriously doubt any Kiss song could make it to the top of a list voted on by metal fans

[@HECKproductions]

2:06 "how do we ruin this" that is the second most 4chan thing ever right behind "triangulate the bushes"

[@reinatr4848]

How do we ruin this is more 4chan tbh

[@thatnikkakris2339]

Where is that😭

[@brennanvilcheck9469]

​@thatnikkakris2339 probably when they stole Shia lebouf's flag.

[@kertchu]

There was a town in Estonia that did a poll and now they have a weed flag

[@tatjanatjulkina6088]

which town is it?

[@tatjanatjulkina6088]

which town was it?

[@enginetic57]

Tatjana Tjulkina Google exists my dude. Also it was Kanepi.

[@tatjanatjulkina6088]

@@enginetic57 cheers

[@zames944]

It has to be 4chan too, since 15k votes in 5k population city. :D

[@CortezaDeAbedul]

There was a local poll in a mexican city recently to name a Turtle. It was named Polnareff. Yes, the internet won once again.

[@strikemanpop]

THE MÉXICO'S CITY CHAPULTEPEC ZOO YEAH!!!

[@xPlumQuatschx]

That's fucking incredible. Sometimes you just gotta love the Internet.

[@joehayes9933]

Now the zoo is a Jojos reference

[@Matt-fh4bk]

LMFAOOOOO

[@GatoEpico]

Holy shit , that's so awesome.

[@noahkrajisnik9604]

Polls closed.

[@carbrand7527]

Polls open

[@Kraken_OfTheSea]

Due to GRIDs.

[@Diegcool907]

I live in Kodiak. I was with the Kodiak island drummers and we played with him

[@thepizzatime3502]

That’s really cool actually

[@carbonreptile5437]

nice

[@kimjongun3410]

Justin please come back.

[@JDragonNL]

Ah my good friend. How you doing

[@cheesyquokka]

😔

[@yugitrump435]

Hey Kim we wouldve sent Justin over to your house but Justin said Dennis Rodman wouldve ruined his "swagger".

[@jberrethful]

Don’t tell bowser, but honestly, your better than bowser.

[@itsPlasma06]

No, *don't*

[@Chiefkid20]

Pitbull was the only celebrity to ever figure out that the best way to deal with and overcome "the hacker named 4chan" is to play along, humor them a little and not allow yourself to get fucking triggered. Perhaps he's more deserving of his ironic following than I thought.

[@petrabanjarnahor229]

Defalt47 Yeah. He's not salty like the other challanger.

[@moved2bitchute779]

He just needed the money

[@Cruxador]

Pitbull is a grown man with friends and family and a successful life. He's coming from a place that younger starlets with money and fame but nothing else can't hope to match.

[@IanBPPK]

Should have done South Korea just for the hell of it.

[@weiwu1442]

he'd probably compromise and have a concert on the dmz

[@Slash27015]

Rick Ashley was voted to play at a local danish concert and I was on security duty while 30k people were rick rolled live.

[@iare19]

Doesnt seem so local if 30k people are there🤣🤣

[@nonamepasserbya6658]

@@iare19 It's always the locals says 4chan. I call bullshit especially with the Minneapolis riots.

[@dogman5791]

@@nonamepasserbya6658 check when it was posted

[@anakinskywalker1631]

It’s rick astly

[@dangjace7210]

Anakin Skywalker you have good taste for some who hates sand

[@Artcat932]

I like how despite most of her songs being about how we shouldn’t judge a book by their cover, Taylor still didn’t want to meet Charles.

[@UBvtuber]

If you read a lot of the news about her (especially after 2015), its very clear that she is kind of a petty and horrible woman. FFS, she tried to trademark the year 1989. *(UPDATE: or it's clear that they paint her as one. I'm not that invested in her, so I apologize for believing the media about anything. That was my bad. But, my god did her PR team make her look bad with the Charles and the Trademark thing.)* Not that I blame you if you dont want to do that....

[@thetiniestpirate]

Would you feel safe going to meet him? I know I wouldn't be game.

[@delusion5867]

@@UBvtuber that's probably more of a producer/record company action (the trademark that is)

[@UBvtuber]

@@delusion5867 well her label sucks then

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

@@UBvtuber it's what happens when you sell your soul for fame.

[@AnimalLover101195]

For the Taylor Swift and school poll, honestly that deaf school won. They got a shiton of money and didn’t have to worry about Taylor’s security costs, accommodations, etc.

[@TheHamsterMaster]

Or her shitty music

[@renjithjoseph7135]

Or her music lmao

[@cynicat74]

@@renjithjoseph7135 Fairly sure they didn't have to worry too much about listening to her music

[@viscountrainbows2857]

@@renjithjoseph7135 based

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

say what you will, but mr worldwide going to alaska, gotta give him credit....and take a kodak of him.

[@penetrationexpert3241]

Punished Creepswork the fact he is known because of the meme is more funny then the video itself

[@JodyBruchon]

Alaska is a pretty awesome place to get away from it all, so I can't blame him one bit for going there.

[@qwertyzxcvbn6929]

he played it like a champ (and scored a PR win because of it)

[@Buch0u_1]

Mr. Worldwide keeps cool no matter where he be

[@jackthewacked558]

Nice green texts.Also you have a sweet,milky voice that youtube has shoved with a thick,bulbous,demonetization/deletion to ruin it but in the process you have risen from the ashes like a phenix reborn anew and you seek vengeance and redemption.For you are,”Punished Mr.Greentext”

[@freemanskush7910]

Finally another internet historian video to watch a thousand times while waiting for the next one...

[@leandrochenque]

After he exposed political corruption on the "Balloon Boy" case, i was worried for the Historian safety.

[@omba1337]

freeman's kush u

[@dsadsa4336]

quality over quantity

[@BrenMcCloud]

Internet historian is Jontron confirmed

[@Pringlebox]

I live in Alaska, I remember him going to Kodiak was a big deal even though we get big artists at our state fair all the time but for one to go to a remote place like Kodiak was pretty cool of him

[@oz_jones]

Mr Worldwide :) dislike his music, but he seems like a solid dude

[@antiimpetus9053]

Why tf did they even have north korea there in the first place lmao

[@matatic]

anti impetus, they just put every widely recognized country in the world and slapped it on the polls no matter the political situations or conflict in the countries.

[@Blade.5786]

I'm guessing they just stole the whole thing off a list of countries,without any background checking

[@thatguyonthebusthatstaresa7437]

Should have done Afghanistan

[@silentshiba1613]

That guy on the bus that stares at ur daughter or Syria

[@ventu7907]

Should have done Palestine

[@gabrielvanderschmidt2301]

"Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance"... I want it to be true.

[@ЯношБан]

if 4chan had enough time I'm sure they'd build such school and then voted for it. And yes, it would've won.

[@w.m.d.9473]

Same

[@ricksanchez1079]

@@ananteshesha5788 lol

[@Tronathon242]

Bruce Lee Elementary was my favorite.

[@dustinrausch5008]

Considering what was obviously the reason the school's name was being changed in the first place, that would've been hilariously ironic.

[@mdriz1353]

a wise man once said: "4chan had an idea"

[@squidcultist0022]

The best and worst stories start with those four words

[@korhol2065]

There is one way to defeat 4chan

[@sumbuddy4088]

4chan is the big boy section of the internet

[@nonamepasserbya6658]

@@korhol2065 2 ways. Pull a Mr Worldwide and 1-up 4chan or make their goal unattainable by sheer unwilling to leave their caves. Like the quarantine atm

[@priyanshugoel3030]

And then there was light no more.

[@theamazingguy150]

I feel sorry for Charlez. Media just called him a creep for no reason.

[@Bri-lk7re]

And then he became a fucking creep lmao

[@hoppa_2184]

Agreed. Quite shameful actions of these journalists. He did listen to her music because of the "don't judge a book by its cover" kinda thing the music has going for it, but they judged him by his cover. Don't think the cutout is bad either: Just some dude trying to have a bit of fun in his life.

[@angeljaime8548]

North Korea is still too sane, they should’ve voted for Somalia.

[@funnychimp7738]

Ethiopia

[@falaflani4831]

@@funnychimp7738 Ethiopia is great and the ladies are fine as wine

[@threadworm437]

@@falaflani4831 but they're black

[@gwendolynstata3775]

Syria

[@Sivrn-Val]

Sudan is worse

[@neoxenoz3262]

It was actually sad to see that the media labeled Charles z as 'creepy'

[@serotonin.scavenger]

It's easy to do that if you don't fit any label under the category of "Aesthetically Pleasant"

[@nateriver4951]

Considering how he got in 1st place, that's pretty damn creepy.

[@nonamepasserbya6658]

@@nateriver4951 Exactly. Even without the looks the whole thing smells like Bill Cosby

[@arik_dev]

Dude had a cardboard cut out of Taylor Swift, I'm gonna give them this one

[@329link]

@@nateriver4951 pretty sure charles had nothing to do with the rigging.

[@Nathankinamorh]

Gotta respect Pitbull for going to Alaska. Solid dude.

[@Devin-oh7gr]

Nathan Hromanik i dont like his music but damn much respect for the follow through and having some fun with it

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Yeah, Pitbulls get a bad reputation for being mean, but once you get to know one, they're such sweet dogs.

[@sirbader1]

Real talk.

[@Darkfreed0m]

He's Mr.Worldwide afterall

[@Badgerbadger1]

@@MegaManXPoweredUp Good (or bad?) thing Denver didn't win.

[@ShibuNub3305]

Props to Pitbull for single-handedly proving that the internet doesn't _always_ win.

[@as7river]

I think he went one step further. He didn't beat the internet. He just rigged the contest so that everybody would win.

[@oz_jones]

​@@as7rivermr worldwide

[@Amcor09]

It was actually quite nice that Pitbull went there and had a reasonably good time.

[@stevenschnepp576]

It helps that Kodiak is scenery porn.

[@boneor...7022]

As good a time as one can have in alaska

[@LOKSTED]

It's 2024, and the United States Government has a brilliant idea.

[@bruhbruh7935]

Let's vote what countries we will be invade!!

[@nonamepasserbya6658]

@@bruhbruh7935 Do you want to give Trump a reason to label 4chan as full blown terrorist like Antifa?

[@megumin9173]

No Name Passerby A Pretty sure 4chan would help Trump in someway, now if Hillary had won the election...

[@jack-ln9nu]

Well /pol/ already got trump elected in 2016

[@CaseNumber00]

2024? Look to 2020.

[@epicparade1]

That's kinda nice to hear that Wal-Mart just went along with it and everyone ended up getting good publicity as a result.

[@UBvtuber]

Both walmart and pitbull really needed the good PR with walmart being the trailer trash Target and Pitbull....rhyming Kodak with fucking Kodak and just in general being kind of a transparent shill.

[@natesturm448]

I got to speak with Pit Bull in Hawaii when I was in the Army (met a lot of celebs there actually). He was extremely nice, well spoken, all for positive vibes, and just a really neato guy to speak with.

[@alecchristiaen4856]

"anywhere...within the country" me: they're gonna send him to Alaska, aren't they?

[@alecchristiaen4856]

also, massive respect for actually following through on the poll.

[@oz_jones]

@@alecchristiaen4856 Mr. Worldwide :)

[@Mavo936]

I was hoping for Guam...

[@MintyLime703]

@@Mavo936 me too

[@MGTZreal]

@@Mavo936 us virgin islands

[@kaminarikatuhstrofik9534]

Shoutout in 2019 to Hipoint for actually naming their new 9mm pistol the YEET-CANNON after the online poll. The internet is a beautiful place.

[@kentuckybruce6816]

Apparently people are messing with the Minecraft piglin beast naming poll

[@fumothfan9]

@@kentuckybruce6816 lmfao

[@thundermill7109]

Rip top comment snatch

[@superass113]

They trashed the original poll where yeet cannon was over double 2nd place. There was so much backlash from the gun community they eventually held another poll with yc9 vs one other name and the 2nd name got like 50 votes total lmao.

[@DammitSinged]

_Wow i cant believe you got Philip De Franco on your video._

[@inallcaps1715]

Fucking pussies

[@elijahmartin5291]

DammitSinged I used to love Phil but the last 6 months he started to get really bad and 60% of the things he covered started to be just drama shit youd read on tmz. Couldn't take it seriously after 2 weeks in a row of covering the same things.

[@Maxxplayne]

Philly D is z best

[@E_blanknamehere]

when De Franco cums he calls it "getting Philled in"

[@thanosunreal5848]

IN ALL CAPS you fucking singed main i see you everywhere

[@gyromurphy]

I dated a deaf girl years ago. She did indeed have a favorite music group. Tribe Called Quest. She loved their beats. Its a shame Taylor Swift assumed that hearing impaired people are ineligible to enjoy a concert. She could've got someone to sign her lyrics

[@Ethan-tn4jc]

Should've just watched Mr. Holland's Opus smh

[@mahaliarose-larkin6414]

Dude that’s what I was thinking. I am friends with deaf sisters. They fucking love music especially when it’s live.

[@lastfirst5863]

I imagine if it’s loud enough you could feel the music, and being deaf they don’t even need to worry about hearing loss.

[@exotic1405]

​@@lastfirst5863 thats exactly it

[@Dr0dd]

He forgot about that one time when the couple let the internet vote in a poll on whether they should abort their child or not and 4chan couldn't decide which decision was better: Aborting or letting the child grow up and know that it's parents let it be decided on by the internet

[@RdTrler]

I think that was the couple trying to slap 4chan with a 'gotcha.' So instead of taking the bait they just skipped it.

[@jkahgdkjhafgsd]

@@RdTrler The Hivemind is smarter than one would think

[@tylerlackey1175]

Mark hamill tried to force his son and girlfriend to abort their baby Imagine growing up and when you're old enough to use the internet you find out your grandparents tried to have you murdered before you were even born

[@techy804]

​@@tylerlackey1175 >Mark hamill tried to force his son and girlfriend to abort their baby Just like the simulations

[@emmautterback3927]

Hope this doesn't start an argument but I noticed something. I'm not trying to be political but: 4chan is mostly conservative/alt-right, so by extension most of them would be pro-life. Most would likely consider abortion to be murder. This is not meant to start a political argument, but that is how 4chan would see things based on their political alignment. Most people on KZbin are a different political alignment. No comment on my political alignment. BUT From 4chan's perspective they tried to commit murder And they...couldn't decide if they wanted to kill someone or not... THEY COULDN'T FUCKING DECIDE

[@gunswinger3110]

Wow, props to Pitbull for actually playing along instead making a big fuss. I saw the video uploaded by Walmart talking about it, seems like 4chan inadvertently made a lot of people there happy.

[@oz_jones]

Mr. Worldwide :)

[@qwertyzxcvbn6929]

bonus points because he can spend a few days / weeks there after the concert and just relax for a bit if he wanted to

[@TheKrake36]

Weaponized Autism with a heart of gold.

[@ЖикаЈовановићЗмај]

North Korea was waiting with *open arms*

[@spookster3384]

(Reads script again)"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh nuclear arms... Much better""

[@motharchenemy8549]

why do you think North Korea blasts propaganda at their border anyway?

[@bruhmoment6275]

I like how he says “don’t mess with the internet using polls” It’s literally just /b/

[@vulpes7079]

Nah manipulating polls is something anyone on the internet can do. Have you heard of those Big Brother shows? The ones where a bunch of people are put in a house and people watch them live for some reason? Well, last year's edition in Brazil ended with the penultimate contestant to be eliminated getting 99.8% of the votes. Then the next one was eliminated with 99.9% of the vote Some dumb NB artist won but at least they killed everyone's joy

[@as7river]

Similarly to how back during WW2 people thought we shouldn't mess with Germany, when in reality it was just the Nazis causing trouble.

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

*unless you're Pitbull

[@sonotthere]

What is this, a crossover episode?

[@cesarmadero05]

doing things, making stuff one day ago? What the fuck?

[@tonquint3]

César Madero G L I T C H I N T H E M A T R I X

[@insanerdnk1478]

He's a wizard

[@GrantedBunion]

Who's that dog? It's Mr.Peanutbutter! Knick-knack, patty wack, give a dog a bone!

[@zxr9291]

carb har harb car Why?

[@cecildantas2259]

As someone who's a sign language enthusiast, I imagine how incredible id would be if Taylor had just accepted the pool's result and hired ASL interpreters for her show. Deaf people might not hear the lyrics, but they can feel the music's vibrations and have just as much fun with it.

[@oz_jones]

Right?

[@sixstringedthing]

So much they could have done with, she could have organised to teach her existing (or some additional) backup dancers to sign the lyrics and work it into the choreography... could have been an epic win, instead they let the /b/tards win because apparently they're not as smart as Pitbull's team.

[@Ergeniz]

That said, she did at least donate money to the school. I'm no fan of her, but she has my respect.

[@Hamphield]

@@Ergeniz yeah, just 10 k of the fucking millions she has just for shaking her fatass Give me a fucking break

[@spongy7426]

@@Hamphield 50k is a lot of fucking money dude she still didn’t have to do anything it’s extremely kind.

[@omgnobrain]

I voted for both Charles and NK back in the day. I want my vote validated gosh danget.

[@Kleptomancer]

Sammy M I

[@lorenzosgarza]

RIP Zed

[@spookster3384]

That is the problem with democracy

[@johsmith2481]

"School for the deaf." I'm fucking dying.

[@AbsentMinded619]

She really should have gone, it would be a win for everyone involved

[@sethisevilone02]

@@AbsentMinded619 eh the check was better

[@nipcoyote1140]

2019 Bonus: Gun Manufacturer Hi-Point held a poll to name their next pistol and "Yeet Cannon" won by a long shot. Hi-Point refused to name it that, which resulted in a ton of memes and protesting and even other gun companies throwing shade at them. They caved and you can buy a "Yeet Cannon" now.

[@emperorfaiz]

Imagine COD eventually adding that and everyone thought it's a random dumb joke instead of an actual official name of that gun.

[@Ariana321]

@Rich Kendall The .45s don't give a damn about barrel obstructions either... unless you literally weld it shut, or thread the inside of the barrel and screw a bolt down into it.

[@neopup1776]

I was there for that legendary experience

[@TheTeremaster]

I'm pretty sure HK even tweeted at them basically saying "just give it the damn name, this won't stop until you do"

[@pretzelbomb6105]

EmperorFaiz The military tends to change the name of guns when they adopt them, so best case scenario would probably be the “HP-G1 AKA “Yeet Cannon” or something like that.

[@clamstain]

i can't believe people have the gall to trash pitbull's music, i mean, the lyrical genius it takes to rhyme "Kodak" with "Kodak"

[@saucysardine4581]

@@finnishguy4002 you just r/woooshed yourself

[@veziusthethird]

@@saucysardine4581 don't use subreddits outside of reddit. and its woosh with 4 o's. only acceptable one is r/ihavereddit.

[@saucysardine4581]

@@veziusthethird Tell that to the guy above me

[@veziusthethird]

@@finnishguy4002 don't use subreddits outside of reddit. and its woosh with 4 o's. only acceptable one is r/ihavereddit. Edit: no one is acceptable.

[@FranciscoFJM]

@@veziusthethird r/GateKeeping

[@coal2710]

So 4chan indirectly donated a school 50,000 dollars with a poll by preventing a stupid concert? They are chaotic neutral for sure.

[@canalkevinjordan]

They didn't know that money was going to be donated, so still chaotic evil

[@pedrleo]

Besides, if they knew she was going to do that, they probably changed their course of action. Absolutely chaotic evil.

[@miickydeath12]

@@canalkevinjordan "Indirectly"

[@joenuts8312]

1000th like lol I'm so fucking special

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@Eduardo Smanchez chaos is the ultimate fairness after all

[@androrobuiques9497]

I'm glad the internet won, but I'm even more happy that the one point they lost to was to pitbull.

[@cesarmadero05]

Pitbull, nothing but respect for Mr. WORLDWIDE

[@LeTRafRunner]

César Madero *usawide

[@colonelmustard7718]

How can he be Mr Worldwide if he never went to North Korea?

[@CyranofromBergerac]

Colonel Mustard in all fairness he heard Bieber was putting on a concert there and decided to stay away...

[@firexgodx980]

That's a weird way to spell MISTAH WORLWHY

[@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579]

Ya tu saes

[@timothy__tt]

lmao, I literally spat out the chip I was eating when the reveal for the deaf school came.

[@shadowranger937]

I actually heard the name of the school before this video so I spat my shit out when I heard horace mann school

[@_james5850]

Fuck you too then :'(

[@LeviForWaifu]

Deaf people actually have concerts, they feel the rythmic vibrations. Just FYI.

[@daddylonglegs3698]

timothytt547 I thought it was going to be colobine

[@NyQuilDonut]

I figuratively spit my food out.

[@Frawl203]

I never understood why they cancelled these polls from the trolling instead of just declaring the 2nd place as the winner because it’s the first “real” participant

[@shianeruu4359]

That would demonstrate what a corrupt authoritarian government would do And no liberal person wants to do that And to be fair, they won fair and square

[@pepebeezon772]

Take a look at dub the dew, the first 10 are unusable, usually they don't do one single raid

[@jaredletobestjoker]

I mean... I think justin didn't want to go isreal either

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

@@jaredletobestjoker I mean, can we blame him?

[@CallMeRabbitzUSVI]

@@shianeruu4359 lol wut? I don't think the marketing firms care because it wasn't fair since most if them used bots to up the vote, which aren't legitimate entries I might add

[@appledinger1121]

I feel bad for Charles Z. He didn't get to meet his idol and then people started calling him "Creepy".

[@NotSure109]

Anti-straight-male bigotry.

[@AnimalLover101195]

"We'll go to the safest place in the whole world....An American School." I laughed so hard I snorted out my coffee.

[@signer0001]

Yeah, no. But hey if you comparing SCHOOL and SUBWAY in terms of safety then something is reeeeeeally wrong with school

[@dtowns]

It’s not that bad, bullet proof vests are getting much cheaper nowadays

[@emblemblade9245]

Dayton Swanson OH YES LETS MAKE EVERY KID IN SCHOOL WEAR A BULLET PROOF VEST

[@dtowns]

EmblemBlade9 yeah fer sher

[@hyrumcannon3789]

If subways are too dangerous, how about this; the school is safter than the street you drove on to get to it.

[@90AMason]

To be fair if i was Kim Jung Un i would want to figure out how to make the West look bad to my people, and what better way to do that then let them see Justin Bieber?

[@michaelhaydenbell]

Fuckin A.

[@TB__-]

It's actually Kim jong-il.

[@Anastas1786]

I have to say, given the choice between the Moranbong Band and hearing "Sorry" for the millionth time...

[@KanishQQuotes]

Non English language press in other countries have mostly reported Bieber as a girl during his earlier days of popularity (baby baby) and shenanigans

[@dust1077]

Fuck, i’d like this post but it has 666 likes

[@jmo2475]

Keep doing gods work.

[@rahul-qm9fi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CIA HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[@swagduilyesson9169]

music

[@combativeThinker]

Hey, is that my man Frog from Chrono Trigger I see in your profile picture?

[@fiishbol2060]

i recently moved to alaska and yes, pitbull’s visit is still takes about. multiple of my friends families flew to kodiak for the show by far the best thing that’s ever happened to alaska

[@TheIbney00]

“2016. The United States federal government has a original idea.”

[@753238]

and they are blaming the Russians... NOT 4CHAN... wait FOUR CHAN four CHAn C I-I A CIA 4CHAN is CIA all along FUCK!!!

[@Minskara]

@@753238 Considering the shit they pull off when they are motivated, they are better than CIA. They can find anything

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

Lmao. That's genius.

[@zakariaali8864]

@@Minskara Like HWNDU

[@ikedew8264]

Flying Taco even my dad?

[@KeenanRoz]

On a related note, shoutout to that time the internet pushed to get the Spice Girls to perform in Baghdad during the height of the Iraq War

[@debodatta7398]

did they do it?

[@goeland4585]

Debo Datta Well, I certainly haven't heard of the Spice Girls in some time...

[@alexxcold]

This is why 4chan is actually a glorious website. You can't win against a hivemind of lifeless neckbeards. I love everything about this.

[@emblemblade9245]

4chan is the realest place there is because everyone can express that which other places would shun. And their nature is scary but beautiful

[@hackerhacker-ms2wy]

lets do a poll of the 1 character of the new iphone how could that go wrong iphone ▇ iphone ꧁

[@nathanbruce1992]

MantisYT: it’s literally just one dude with a botnet tho that actually matteres

[@SporianSummit]

sadly, it has changed for the worse thanks to reddit.

[@deadturret4049]

I mean id argue that pitbull won against 4chan.

[@pilcrow1546]

In 2011 the University of York put up a poll to name their new quiet study room. The overwhelming winner was of course "The Brian Blessed Centre For Quiet Study".

[@EC-qk2se]

"Any Pole's a goal" ~Germany 1939

[@quocvietophu1627]

Kurwa moment

[@decliche1286]

Mug moment

[@StarWarsomania]

That's awful. (I still upvoted it though)

[@channel5980]

bruh...

[@xxx_goblinslayer69_xxx75]

as a pole i find this funny

[@angelsthanatos5668]

I gotta give Pitbull credit, he upheld his part of the deal

[@stefan6347]

I remember that first Justin Bieber poll when I was a kid, I laughed so hard when the news broadcast the girls of my country wanting Bieber so much. Then a few months later when I asked my mom about the poll and she said it was cancelled, I laugh even more.

[@mikecastle4507]

I always come back to this video because the Pitbull story is just so compelling to me for some reason.

[@maxiBianca]

I remember being in elementary school and the teachers made us make letters on why we wanted Taylor to preform at our school. And everyone was trying so hard to win. Then I find out years later that 4 chan made us lose

[@BeatsByCendre]

Mine had everyone go to the gym to sing one of her songs, and it got edited into a music video. I’d have rather stayed in class that day.

[@Albinowolfen]

Macaroni ? Shes terrible anyways, they did you a favor.

[@lweaver2988]

Y Don't disrespect the Aryan Godess

[@KaijuDino]

Topkek.

[@pfeilspitze]

I mean good for the teachers finding an excuse to make you write stuff that a bunch of students might be more willing to do. (I'm sure they didn't actually want her to perform there anyway.)

[@Frampt112]

2 years ago the town council of Bari (Italy) asked through an internet poll what the official name of the new city bridge under construction should be. Harambe won

[@elviejodann6544]

So if I go to Bari, I can show my dick in the Harambe Bridge?

[@Frampt112]

El Viejo Dann nope. They shut down the poll. And Harambe died a second time, that day

[@elviejodann6544]

Luca Moroni well... shit

[@byeah4277]

How should i feel if i actually like that Pitbull managed to make it a positive experience. I think going to Alaska would be cool honestly.

[@asifzaman4438]

haha _cool_

[@Redbird-dh7mu]

Honestly, anyone who is willing to put up with the Internet’s BS and actually be like, “ok, you guys got me”, gains respect from me. I mean, the guy actually did it, he is a good sport

[@Brandon-tk2rw]

Just found this channel. Holy F these videos are well made. The narrator voice couldn't be more perfect. And I cant imagine how long it takes to compile and edit the clips.

[@adamlewis1613]

This happened recently but it's another example of this. The gun company hi-point was making a new gun and wanted the customers to name it, so they did an online poll. The winning name was Yeet Cannon, it absolutely stomped all the other name options. The company restarted the poll with set name options in order to get a more professional name. People were angry, so other firearm companies picked up on it and told the public that they were going to name something of theirs yeet cannon eventually hi-point decided that it was better to let the people have their Yeet Cannon and let the gun have that name.

[@willisbronze9984]

That gun better have a image of pepe on it or 4chan gonna sue that company

[@BubuSnow93]

Fun fact: in 2016 in Italy they were building a huge bridge in Bari, the mayor had the brilliant idea to open a poll online to choose the name... obviously **"Ponte Harambe"** (Hrambe bridge") won, closely followed by "Ponte riso, patate e cozze" (rice, potatoes and mussles bridge).

[@odinoco]

Mr. Worldwide can't go out the states lol Good on him for keeping the word tho

[@ExplodingJellyfish]

4chan is the definition of "We're going to shit on your parade because we can"

[@GumSkyloard]

And then Pitbull vomits all over them, pisses in their mouths, and still rocks the party.

[@habanerojones2169]

I don't listen to Pitbull's music, but I gotta say. he's a pretty cool dude for going.

[@no.8466]

No one does

[@WingMaster562]

I think Pitbull's and Walmart's marketing team have considered all the possibilities from the getgo and they probably already knew that the 'worst' case being Kodak, Alaska. The place isn't bad at all just because it's remote, except maybe for the whiny and snowflake "celebrities", which makes Pitbull better of a person than most celebrities.

[@ladylover1134]

@@no.8466 2 years later and i can say this is a fucking lie. i want you to know that you're utterly full of shit. i would fucking die for pitbull. i listen to his music daily - and every night. before i go to bed. if pitbull dies, i die. if the whole world stops loving pitbull, i stop loving the world. I am Pitbull's #1 fan.

[@isakisak9989]

I fricking love that random *business man* you have in every shot but slightly edited, makes me burst out laughing every time.

[@osamabinsaucin929]

Shit had me dying when he pronounced Taylor as Traylor

[@corah3544]

I still think Boaty McBoatface is the best thing to come out of public polls, especially since it was a nation wide thing everyone joined in on.

[@Igor-ug1uo]

Agreed. It would be fun if they actually went with the name 😄

[@joaoleal2223]

@@Igor-ug1uo They did tho

[@CallanElliott]

Nothing will trump Adolf School of Friendship and Tolerance ^This happened.

[@maciejulman350]

Imagine that. You're Polish National Tv. You have a brilliant idea. Let's make a live contest for an Euro 2012 (was hosted on Poland) official song. You have some artists compete. Then, like the four Horseman of Apocalypse, 4 grannies arrive with stupid, Meme, semi-catchy song. Whole country can vote via SMS multiple times. You know how it ends.

[@Agherosh]

The second option with most votes was "Blas de Lezo", which was a spanish admiral that defeated the British with amazing military feats, that would had been an even bigger "FU" to the british navy.

[@Kaminkaese]

Respect to pitbull for beating 4chan, thats something he can be proud of.

[@Sabrowsky]

Before all this there was an old social network called "Orkut" it was pretty popular in Brazil, in that social network there was a community called "the art of manipulating polls". We did this everywhere we could, I think the biggest move was when we manipulated an online poll for a national tv show that wanted to elect the hottest football player in Brazil. We ended up making the official decision be Carlos Tévez.

[@ohnoitschris]

explain to dirty gaijin pls

[@lalramdinavarte4987]

@@Sabrowsky yall would make great allies to Kekistan, if you're not already a part of it

[@Sabrowsky]

@@lalramdinavarte4987 Nah, the whole network collapsed upon the advent of the cursed facebook. as for me, I kinda outgrew the desire to cause petty chaos when I was in my mid teens

[@djeieakekseki2058]

Sabrowsky when you said Carlos Tevez I burst in laughter hhhhh!!!

[@Nevir202]

Sabrowsky How sad for you, I’m in my mid 30s and still love petty chaos. Don’t worry, through the power of American Imperialism, I’ll bring the joy of petty chaos back to Brazil when I visit later this year. 🤣

[@pat7785]

When my jr high school opened they did a poll to decide the name of the school and the highest voted was Obi Wan Jr. High school. Needless to say they named it something lackluster

[@oz_jones]

PåT Something Lackluster High?

[@Mayank-mf7xr]

@@oz_jones 🤣

[@LecherousLizard]

@@oz_jones Must've been in the second place.

[@Frostyman452]

Makes sense as you can’t really name a school after Jesus.

[@jaxyaboy]

r/prequelmemes strikes again

[@Kimmel2]

Cheers to Pitbull for actually going to Alaska.

[@banjomoevies]

It was cute of 4chan to think they were going to bother mr. worldwide by sending him anywhere on this planet.

[@mejirobird2175]

Internet Historian, once again exposing how 4chan is scientifically the strongest force known to mankind.

[@murciadoxial8056]

it used to be, not anymore though

[@Arguing.With.Idiots.]

Reddit is the shit now.

[@JackgarPrime]

Not strong enough to destroy Pitbull's marketing team, though.

[@sus4644]

@@Arguing.With.Idiots. reddit is full of losers.

[@bazonga9085]

Kochlor 08 Lol and what’s 4chan?

[@B3Band]

The first mistake is leaving you polls open-ended. The second mistake is not making sure every option in the poll is something you'd actually consider doing. If the Bieber poll only contained first-world countries, 4chan would not have cared.

[@JonatasAdoM]

The chan always finds a way.

[@sirtalkalot3211]

@@JonatasAdoM "let's go to the Vatican, maybe Lichtenstein, Iceland perhaps?"

[@Verpal]

@@sirtalkalot3211 No...... how about Falkland? I am sure many Penguins love him!

[@RdTrler]

Actually, if the Bieber poll contained China or Russia as first-world country choices, 4chan would have picked those. Probably China, or Russia if it was in the dead of Winter.

[@AceNeyros]

The Legion will Always find a way

[@tamaraturner6081]

Kind of stupid that she didn’t offer a sign language preformance. Upset at her over that

[@tompatterson1548]

She should have gone, but opened it to the local community as well.

[@theKiwii]

She could've signed autographs at least.

[@ZeroCanalX]

Actually, that might not have been neccessery either. One of my friends has a deaf brother, who enjoyed a a lot of concerts. While he was deaf, the power of the speakers was enough to create vibrations strong enough for him to feel with his skin when he was near them. He also said that concert goers were surprisingly ok with letting them get the closest places when they heard of the reason.

[@foisopracurtir6389]

@@ZeroCanalX You friend is a also a zombie? KKkkk

[@ZeroCanalX]

@@foisopracurtir6389 Good catch sir :)

[@ch4rmy]

"so the poll opens... and so do the threads" Of fucking course

[@psy-chorus]

>2010 >Cuphead reaction image as first post in the thread 🤔

[@Professor_Utonium_]

Cuphead has been in production for years. I don't know if it's been since 2010, but definitely over the past 4 or 5 Edit: *Was* in production

[@1324Potato]

Look at the dates

[@projectkepleren]

cuphead was first mention in 2014 tho

[@Trimeu]

Ye i just noticed... the justin bieber poll supposedly happened in 2010 but the thread is from 2018 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@Mick_92]

What are you on about? Cuphead is from like the 30's

[@kimjonunofficialvevo1751]

English government: Hello, we've made a new exploration boat, what do we call it? English people: BOATYMCBOATFACE

[@TheSecondVersion]

They just compromised and named one if its submersibles "Boaty"

[@squirrel_killer-]

The thing is it was by definition a ship not a boat. So they apparently felt calling it just a boat was insulting but "shippymcshipface" had issues I'm sure you can see. That's legit one of the excuses they used.

[@HappyCynic]

A zoo did an online poll to name a baby goat. Goatymcgoatface won. The zoo christened the goat 'Goaty'.

[@jackpreston9236]

@@TheSecondVersion The actual research vessel itself was going to be called "RRS Boaty Mcboatface" but then they changed it to "RRS David Attenborough" But the AUV submersible is called "Boaty McBoatface"

[@pierresihite8854]

@@jackpreston9236 its beautiful

[@-throat-]

the Count. “the” was uttered 52 times in this video.

[@devinvalencia7836]

I can't believe I never noticed that Jordan Peterson Lofi hip hop mix, incredible