Interview with a Boomer CTO in 2023

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Programmers are also human

Жыл бұрын

Interview with a Boomer CTO in 2023
Interview with a Boomer CTO in 2023 with Azuros Cloudapi - aired on © The CTO.
Programmer humor
SDLC humor
Requirements engineering
Systems Requirements
User acceptance testing
Cloud services
Programming jokes
tech humor
Startup tech job interview
V Model
Lean Startup
AWS
S3
Security Practices
White box testing
Non functional requirements
Waterfall
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#humor
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@AndroidChileDemos
@AndroidChileDemos Жыл бұрын
I have 27 years of experience, and this young man managed to summarize my work experiences as a joke, I am seriously thinking of copying his speech for my next job interview. 😄
@queenstownswords
@queenstownswords Жыл бұрын
Do no forget to have a dark mustache with the white hair and the ball cap.
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Жыл бұрын
Last year I started doing the CTO part, yep. The the V model used by the electrical engineering industry is , oh, chief kiss. It does work much better than scrum when you actually have "processes" and know what you are doing.
@James-rx5eb
@James-rx5eb Жыл бұрын
@@Elasticmushroom Two dozen if you're shooting for lead dev.
@unconnected
@unconnected Жыл бұрын
27.5
@AndroidChileDemos
@AndroidChileDemos Жыл бұрын
@Master & Commander yes, You have it !!
@kashikashy2151
@kashikashy2151 Жыл бұрын
Low-Level Programming: ❌ High-Level Programming: ❌ Eye-Level Programming: ✅
@stoppls1709
@stoppls1709 Жыл бұрын
⚰️
@antidotejack2771
@antidotejack2771 Жыл бұрын
Right in the sweet spot...
@CrisDevDotDot
@CrisDevDotDot 18 күн бұрын
as in "my eyes are up here" programming
@RJDOUBLEU
@RJDOUBLEU Жыл бұрын
"code implementation...comes at the very end... usually done by one person" 😂
@BHFJohnny
@BHFJohnny Жыл бұрын
I am that person usually :/
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Жыл бұрын
that gave me an idea Chat-GPT CTO !
@tom_marsden
@tom_marsden Жыл бұрын
🤣💀
@wcatcher5622
@wcatcher5622 Жыл бұрын
dude this line hit my soul... in corp world about 2 people per team write code and 7-10 make money by going to meetings deciding what those 2 people do.
@jlpeyret
@jlpeyret Жыл бұрын
In France in the 90s real men wrote UML (actually, Merise) diagrams. Plebes wrote code, as an afterthought. Processes FTW.
@ArmaganSalman
@ArmaganSalman Жыл бұрын
He perfectly meets the requirements of a junior developer job.
@jdubeau007
@jdubeau007 Жыл бұрын
What he is saying is funny because alot of it is bullshit.
@first_namelast_name4597
@first_namelast_name4597 Жыл бұрын
@@jdubeau007 What is he saying is funny, because it is true on any product that is reliable and has tons of real profit generating customers. And all these "start-ups" for end user look like a broken toys, until they are bought by someone with the products mentioned above
@BillClinton228
@BillClinton228 Жыл бұрын
Unpaid intership at best, he needs more experience.
@BillClinton228
@BillClinton228 Жыл бұрын
@@first_namelast_name4597 absolutely, we need to complicate the process even more so we can justify the existance of the DevOps team
@fisch37
@fisch37 Жыл бұрын
With all that experience he might even get past first-round interviews
@cptbloodinboxru
@cptbloodinboxru Жыл бұрын
""It works" is a non-functional requirement" made me laugh way harder that I should have.
@magzpayne
@magzpayne Жыл бұрын
I thought he said ""it works" is NOT [sic] non-functional requirement" and found that funny as well. Now I'm confused
@ByronWWW
@ByronWWW Жыл бұрын
He said it works is not a no functional requirement (startup culture : it works, ship it)
@certaindeath7776
@certaindeath7776 8 ай бұрын
yeah, recently we implemented a heuristic based customer search. it was painfully slow, and you had to click/tab out of a filter box to get the additional parameters into your query, but not before waiting for all the results for the previous search parameters. as a tester i reported that, first the speed is an issue, and then that even if it would run instantly, it would feel slow for some users because of the need to leave a filter box and to wait for the unfinished load. I was told, that its fine, because it works, and it will work better on our customers SSDs, then on our HDDs, so we will ship it. after weekend the customer made an incident, reporting exactly theese two defects :D
@yairmorgenstern416
@yairmorgenstern416 20 күн бұрын
I understood the joke is that the interviewer asked him "do you test if it works?" and he answered "no, because it's not a non functional requirement", unlike the rest of the testing he mentioned
@mariotabali2603
@mariotabali2603 Жыл бұрын
This guy has the most vast knowledge of industry's buzzwords. By joking around he has more knowledge than many CTOs
@timjrgebn
@timjrgebn 3 ай бұрын
Says a lot about the tech industry, sadly. Everyone is trying so hard to be ahead that they are behind, haha. Not surprising, majority of these buzzwords come from the managerial class.
@psychic8872
@psychic8872 Жыл бұрын
"and you need a third guy because you cannot trust the second guy". Of course redundancy, reliability and availability
@daffertube
@daffertube Жыл бұрын
Load testing for data centers. Data center testing for load centers😏
@ppanashe
@ppanashe Жыл бұрын
Next level.😂
@BusinessWolf1
@BusinessWolf1 Жыл бұрын
fucking died laughing
@YuriG03042
@YuriG03042 Жыл бұрын
this guy is a very good actor, but we need to commend the editor too. The "high level, low level, eye level" edit was amazing
@lemonsh
@lemonsh Жыл бұрын
it kinda feels like the editor just spammed the razor tool on the video clip lol
@chikipichi5280
@chikipichi5280 Жыл бұрын
U are thinking to deep about it
@mrsquiggles1379
@mrsquiggles1379 Жыл бұрын
Literally lost it
@Puschit1
@Puschit1 10 ай бұрын
I was about to comment about the editing. Unlike all the other videos on this channel, this one has cars moving in the background. This means you can clearly identify which cuts were true edits and which ones where just added to give the impression of an over-edited clip. I always assumed that this technique was convenient for the actor because he can screw up as much as he wants but judging by this video he knows his lines very well despite the complexity
@jeromeglick
@jeromeglick 9 ай бұрын
Maybe the actor is also the editor.
@tcort
@tcort Жыл бұрын
everybody ask about big data, but nobody ask about little data
@GSBarlev
@GSBarlev Жыл бұрын
My company has an internal "academy" of self-guided training courses written by actual, practicing, in-house data scientists. Small Data Problems is a "prerequisite" of Big Data Problems.
@slamwell3329
@slamwell3329 Жыл бұрын
Little data is what comes out of your pipelines when you don't implement Processes
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Жыл бұрын
@@slamwell3329 you have to trap the data out of the minds of humans, with processes.
@cubicinfinity2
@cubicinfinity2 Жыл бұрын
stats
@br.3250
@br.3250 Жыл бұрын
Everybody asks where is big data, but no one asks how is big data?
@slamwell3329
@slamwell3329 Жыл бұрын
I've only got 5 years of experience but I gotta say he's making a lot of sense...
@bigbabyg
@bigbabyg Жыл бұрын
ive only got 1 year of experience but im going to say he's making a lot of sense so r/programmerhumor dont notice im an imposter
@snow4dv
@snow4dv Жыл бұрын
@@bigbabyg They will never notice that you are imposter because r/programmerhumor consists of beginners only. Look at amount of posts about people not figuring out even simple concepts of C++ pointers and other stuff that's learnable if you spend more than 10 minutes on it.
@bigbabyg
@bigbabyg Жыл бұрын
@Power Ball! the finer things
@ufuktugay7412
@ufuktugay7412 Жыл бұрын
@@bigbabyg are you sure that you are good enough for imposter syndrome? :^)
@ninocraft1
@ninocraft1 Жыл бұрын
i live in Switzerland and every code base ever is created like that, tons of management overhead and one guy implementing it in two weeks while 10guys try to maintain management changes yo already released features
@PK-sd6ek
@PK-sd6ek Жыл бұрын
"Code trashification" ahh lawd have mercy i lost it bad right there 😂
@Geddenator
@Geddenator Жыл бұрын
"Children's' magic like microservices" -- thats gold
@MJ-xl5jz
@MJ-xl5jz Жыл бұрын
He's talking of the new Process of Processes as a Service (PoPaaS), whose acceptance testing needs to be documented.
@earthling_parth
@earthling_parth Жыл бұрын
PoPaas sounds like the perfect model for all the IT problems right now! I will start recommending this in our next department meeting 🤝
@trevortiernan8510
@trevortiernan8510 Жыл бұрын
PoPaaS is next generation consulting. Remotely on the cloud in a thunderstorm. Our slogan is “It’s alive”
@enclave2k1
@enclave2k1 10 ай бұрын
Is this discussion a form of PoPoPaaS?
@headlights-go-up
@headlights-go-up Жыл бұрын
"From pacemaker firmware to NFT scam" 💀
@WhiteThunder121
@WhiteThunder121 Жыл бұрын
Dude wrote the summary for my last job description
@ThatAnnoyingGuyOnTheInternet
@ThatAnnoyingGuyOnTheInternet Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a time when I was asked to create some user stories for our backlog. I ended up with stuff like "proactively integrate pipeline delivery", implement holistic data" and "structuralize shared systems". The sad thing was that everyone just went along with it. They didn't dare to ask what was going on.
@nicknamenescio
@nicknamenescio Жыл бұрын
There is a great song by Weird Al Jankovic about that :).
@Ashystar067
@Ashystar067 10 ай бұрын
​@@nicknamenescioDo you know what the song's title is??
@nicknamenescio
@nicknamenescio 10 ай бұрын
@@Ashystar067 I think it should be "Synergy".
@pooroldnostradamus
@pooroldnostradamus Жыл бұрын
“Eye-level design” ended me
@shamaldesilva9533
@shamaldesilva9533 Жыл бұрын
a 3rd guy because you cant trust the 2nd guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Dschinny2004
@Dschinny2004 2 ай бұрын
I was that 2nd guy in the last job :D
@XRENDERMAN
@XRENDERMAN Жыл бұрын
This is a venture-backed startup CTO. Can you do a bootstrap one next? :) There is a great contrast to exploit here.
@lemonsavery
@lemonsavery Жыл бұрын
Absolute +1
@leoingson
@leoingson Жыл бұрын
+1
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Жыл бұрын
bootstrap doesn't have real CTO, its just the investor with money getting 80% of your company
@leoingson
@leoingson Жыл бұрын
@@monad_tcp The definition of bootstrapping: No outside investor, everything on your own.
@HeyItsJonSchwartz
@HeyItsJonSchwartz 11 ай бұрын
It's a 2 second video, "Scrap everything that guy just said and just deploy it as fast as possible on the cheapest server possible. We need 300 more users to make sure I can pay you next week!"
@adokce
@adokce Жыл бұрын
Absolutely 100% agree. Redundancy is very important.
@harakiri23
@harakiri23 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely 100% agree. Redundancy is very important.
@harakiri23
@harakiri23 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely 100% agree. Redundancy is very important.
@enclave2k1
@enclave2k1 10 ай бұрын
Absolutely 100% agree. Redundancy is very important.
@vray99
@vray99 10 ай бұрын
Absolutely 100% agree. Redundancy is very important.
@berthold64
@berthold64 9 ай бұрын
Absolutey aggree (79%)
@aatroxplays3183
@aatroxplays3183 Жыл бұрын
When he said Test Testing, I felt that.
@PySnek
@PySnek Жыл бұрын
please make rust dev
@Bapuji42
@Bapuji42 9 ай бұрын
I think he did
@noice5239
@noice5239 Жыл бұрын
LOL the black car at 2:20 just backed out of the intersection
@coscorrodrift
@coscorrodrift Жыл бұрын
lmao that's scary
@logeshlee1847
@logeshlee1847 Жыл бұрын
How did he even get every professional problems in software field so accurately his skits just genius 👌
@opusdei1151
@opusdei1151 11 ай бұрын
His video on vim was not good
@beck4715
@beck4715 10 ай бұрын
​@@opusdei1151I thought it was pretty spot on
@EvgeniiNeumerzhitckii
@EvgeniiNeumerzhitckii 8 ай бұрын
@@opusdei1151 I wasted a couple of year on vim and I think he got the essence of it :D
@Artsyca
@Artsyca Жыл бұрын
10/10 I worked for this guy from 2014 to 2019
@AmstradExin
@AmstradExin 11 ай бұрын
Same, lol.
@rujn
@rujn Ай бұрын
When a parody is disturbingly accurate 😅 Comedians are brilliant and this guy is no exception. I would love to work with him. This field is filled with jargon and the word play was perfect. Your vids are top notch and remind me all of us are just trying to figure it out. I am a DevOps guys so I felt this vid deep.
@kailentit
@kailentit 24 күн бұрын
Okay you know my email
@fahlmancomputing8628
@fahlmancomputing8628 9 ай бұрын
I rewatch this every few weeks and it makes me laugh out loud every time!!! Pure Gold!
@n8works
@n8works Жыл бұрын
I found this channel and have been laughing about it ever since. Whomever you are, kudos.
@thewisefool4049
@thewisefool4049 Жыл бұрын
"Huge, deficient data migration". I feel like everyone's seen this one if they've been around long enough.
@jakhongirabdukhamidov2796
@jakhongirabdukhamidov2796 Жыл бұрын
Just rewatched it and saw that the question was building a 1 man startup 😂😂😂😂
@BusinessWolf1
@BusinessWolf1 Жыл бұрын
omg
@AmstradExin
@AmstradExin 11 ай бұрын
You need Dev ops team available 24/7!
@skierpage
@skierpage 11 ай бұрын
​@@AmstradExinYou need the third guy on call because you don't trust the second guy.
@brancheternal
@brancheternal Жыл бұрын
At "and so on and so forth" he transformed momentarily into Slavoj Žižek.
@kalvaxus
@kalvaxus Жыл бұрын
I created a Kubernetes cluster, ran ChatGPT on it, stored it in Neo4j and then used PHP to create a CSV of all the things he said and put it on my CV. Sillicon Valley here I come!
@vekmogo
@vekmogo Жыл бұрын
Gosh…
@ericmyrs
@ericmyrs 10 ай бұрын
I mean, if you can actually do that, there is a job for you in IT.
@enclave2k1
@enclave2k1 10 ай бұрын
_"then used PHP to create a CSV"_ I threw up a little bit
@TheIcecoldorange
@TheIcecoldorange 22 күн бұрын
@@enclave2k1lmao same.
@AntThinker
@AntThinker Жыл бұрын
03:09 I love how "Agile? Agile! Agile" transforms the W123 into E36 and back, but keeping the coupe body. That's apparently the power of agile.
@earthling_parth
@earthling_parth Жыл бұрын
I didn't understand your comment but liked it anyway as it just sounds hilarious 😂
@theodorealenas3171
@theodorealenas3171 Жыл бұрын
Yeah me neither, E36 is something to do with AWS buckets?
@poloska9471
@poloska9471 Жыл бұрын
@@theodorealenas3171 I think it is one of the legendary models of BMW
@glardian966
@glardian966 Жыл бұрын
they're talking about the car in the background. its stitched video
@djent_prog_core_guitarcovers
@djent_prog_core_guitarcovers Жыл бұрын
Its about the cars in the background. The cut makes it look like the old mercedes w123 becomes the BMW and back
@SensSword
@SensSword Жыл бұрын
100% agree that redundancy is important. All the voices in my head agree too so that's at least 300 or 400% agreement.
@aaaaanh
@aaaaanh Жыл бұрын
it sounds like a joke until it no longer is a joke 💀
@Nikolai508
@Nikolai508 11 ай бұрын
I've worked with CTOs just like this. This video is almost not a parody.
@fkw0k3t4rd5
@fkw0k3t4rd5 Жыл бұрын
My man slowly turning into a rapper with these fire bars 😂
@Hexanitrobenzene
@Hexanitrobenzene Жыл бұрын
Daft Punk could remix this :)
@martonkardos8094
@martonkardos8094 Жыл бұрын
Okay up til a point I wasn't sure that he was trying to imitate Zizek, but 5:00 made it absolutely clear
@heartache5742
@heartache5742 Жыл бұрын
it's the crossover the industry needs
@marianhreads
@marianhreads Жыл бұрын
🤣
@josy26
@josy26 Жыл бұрын
Yeaah I noticed that too!
@burnttoast111
@burnttoast111 11 ай бұрын
I miss watching that guy. ***Sniff***
@dank3k
@dank3k Жыл бұрын
holy shit this is frighteningly accurate
@deonvisser2480
@deonvisser2480 Жыл бұрын
"Mama mia, what is documentation?" made me lol for real
@LettersAndNumbers300
@LettersAndNumbers300 Жыл бұрын
I liked all your videos in the hopes of more content and subscribers / viewers!
@MrKaMiKaDzE345
@MrKaMiKaDzE345 Жыл бұрын
Every video is a masterpiece. When we could expect an interview with the COBOL programmer?
@fappylp2574
@fappylp2574 Жыл бұрын
The perl interview comes close :)
@BORATOWNAGE
@BORATOWNAGE Жыл бұрын
He's saving that one for Halloween - It would be an ideal time for a graveyard seance
@gamerman7276
@gamerman7276 Жыл бұрын
When he emerges from his coffin.
@gothicviceroy112
@gothicviceroy112 Жыл бұрын
Im 33 and am a mainframe dev. I use cobol and jcl everyday
@heinerml2
@heinerml2 Жыл бұрын
Oh god, this is my CS teacher.
@benjaminclausing4112
@benjaminclausing4112 Жыл бұрын
mine too de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohsen_Rezagholi
@unfa00
@unfa00 Жыл бұрын
Halfway through and I'm just laughing uncontrollably. Your writing and acting are on point!
@simpleepic
@simpleepic Жыл бұрын
The most important testing, "Test testing".
@Macromacroxxx
@Macromacroxxx Жыл бұрын
...implementation done by one person : D
@hido2
@hido2 Жыл бұрын
Corporate IT is like this. We the oldies see the same problems staying and new technologies coming and going, it's like living in the Ground Hog Day. That's why we harp on about "processes" ;-)
@2bfrank657
@2bfrank657 Жыл бұрын
You mean business processes being built around poorly designed software, rather than software being built around well designed business processes? The "tail wagging the dog" you could say.
@johnbruhling8018
@johnbruhling8018 Жыл бұрын
Its fun watching the building shadows jump around!
@woohoo2491
@woohoo2491 Жыл бұрын
Has someone written a Resume generator that works like the beginning of this video? It takes buzzwords and randomly generates resume bullets from it. I wonder how well that would work. Distributed- Blockchain- Load balancing Holistic- Distributed- Datacenter- Integration Block chain- Integration- As a service Zero-trust- Resource- Integration- Management Distributed- Zero-trust- Datacenter- Analysis Redundant- Multiplatform- Enterprise- Management and the list can go on
@BusinessWolf1
@BusinessWolf1 Жыл бұрын
yes. another commenter in here did.
@boristhebulletdgr
@boristhebulletdgr 9 ай бұрын
Time to update my resume.
@wangyiming9207
@wangyiming9207 Жыл бұрын
This is so awesome! being “CTO” or Tech “CEO” is all about processes and fire useless resources. 😂 I am dying….
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Жыл бұрын
its really very simple. you have cashflow, you have burnrate. you fire people until the burnrate is a bit bellow the cashflow. even Elon Musk can do that (but the stupid last Twitter CEO was a freaking communist, lol) If you don't have cashflow, then you are a startup, you increase the burnrate with more people, then you sell the company to another company, all the people are immediately fired, because you don't have cashflow, but you have the final product !
@sim88163
@sim88163 3 ай бұрын
thank you for sharing. these all are precious fields. i will try to learn all these😊.
@davidbakin1953
@davidbakin1953 Жыл бұрын
Had never heard of V-Model before. Thank you Boomer CTO! (hope to never hear of it again, now that I've looked it up on wikipedia)
@hanswoast7
@hanswoast7 Жыл бұрын
I worked in a company using a V-model. It was quite well organized, so maybe an outlier. The cycle length was 6 month. It was quite slow, but good documented. They build lab software, so they had very high standards to meet. It was oddly pleasant. Now I am working in the IT department of a big non-IT company and it is pure and utter chaos. Nobody has a clue, nobody follows any guidance or has any responsibility. Nothing gets done and there is lots of finger pointing. Currently looking for a new job btw^^
@Cuplex1
@Cuplex1 Жыл бұрын
You need to implement "non functional function testing", "test testing", more processes to streamline workflow and become more agile. This is funny because it hits so close to reality in some cases where it seems like the buzz words themselves are the driving force. knowing all of them and relating to how they are used in the corporate world by real people gives some truly amusing reflection. 😄Brilliant!
@nyny
@nyny Жыл бұрын
Recently interviewed for SRE role, I was totally this boomer. Trying to talk about the processes and how to set up a plan to reach objectives, I'm afraid to set something up and be responsible for it if there aren't PROCESSES PROCESSES PROCESSES
@ejun251
@ejun251 Жыл бұрын
I think processes are really important, but you have to pick which ones really matter and try to automate adherence to those processes. The worst thing you can do is run in the wrong direction with your product/company. The second worst thing is to clog your innovation with unnecessary processes that only serve to slow you down to the point you can barely crawl. When I was in a startup I advocated processes. Now at big tech I advocate against it unless completely necessary.
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Жыл бұрын
@@ejun251 Bureaucracy is hard to manage. We are at this point technology is so good at processing bureaucracy that we create unnecessary bureaucracy just to feel better and have no responsibility. The companies become ossified and can't change a thing, so they buy startups in the hope they can move faster and not die the slow death, but then they kill the startup with excess bureaucracy before it can change thing internally. You have to resist being sold as a startup, and put some bureaucracy/processes so you can start to ossify enough to not be fragile, but not too much you become a rock. That's it, companies are not anti-fragile, they ossify, then they break and die out of their own weight. Its inevitable.
@avramadrian6194
@avramadrian6194 Жыл бұрын
ok boomer
@cristi724
@cristi724 Жыл бұрын
Most people watch Fireship to quickly learn about something, but I find these videos more informative.
@ccie66162
@ccie66162 9 ай бұрын
If it weren't for the fake moustache you could probably show this to a CTO and they would shake their head in agreement throughout the video.
@Nry_Chan
@Nry_Chan Жыл бұрын
The fact I understand him worries me immensely
@DR_1_1
@DR_1_1 7 ай бұрын
Millenials are the new boomers. Litterally! Anew jump in demographics.
@EpicMicky300
@EpicMicky300 Жыл бұрын
"I have used all used databases. and neo4j" - so cruel, so true, so funny, lol
@Lolleka
@Lolleka Жыл бұрын
Hot box testing got me wheezing
@danielherman668
@danielherman668 Жыл бұрын
Oh boy, as a Data Scientist in corporate, I can understand this completely XD
@jdubeau007
@jdubeau007 Жыл бұрын
That what happens when marketing takes over the science. I have two degrees one in CS and Mathematics.
@harakiri23
@harakiri23 Жыл бұрын
As an old school developer, isn't calling yourself "Data Scientist" a bit too much of cringe?
@poloska9471
@poloska9471 Жыл бұрын
@@harakiri23 Tbh I don't think so because it depends on what level of data analysis one does - if we are talking about truly extracting highly complex things from a huge dataset then that would be called data science, otherwise if it is just writing some SQL queries to pull data and slap it onto a chart for a board meeting then it is just ordinary data analysis. A lot of what is coined "data science" in the industry has gone towards the "make a report of some business figures and a couple charts to present to investors" rather than true epic data science - so I think it just depends on complexity and task at hand... if you're just a glorified data analyst that is one thing - but if you are pushing the boundaries of human connection to data, that is data science. Edit: Science is always the act of pushing human knowledge in some field beyond what is known... so if we apply the scientific method to data, we get data science - so that is the distinction.
@jean4j_
@jean4j_ Жыл бұрын
@@poloska9471 I guess he was referring to the fact that calling yourself a data scientist is kind of marketing oriented. It's fine since that job title became standard in the industry, but a bit hype oriented I suppose. I used to be a data scientist, and then I moved to data engineering. Nowadays, I got fed up with all those data terms, I just call myself a software engineer. End of story.
@zb9458
@zb9458 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of many of professor I had in college, spot on!
@Chiaros
@Chiaros Жыл бұрын
On one hand, I hate the management bloat. On the other hand... he said "fuck agile" and that makes me love him. What agile is today is a sick imitation of what it was meant to be. Agile should be injected into a properly planned out process. Not be the whole process.
@ByronWWW
@ByronWWW Жыл бұрын
For software that does important jobs you do need to do most of this - he just threw in a few jokes here and there. There's no way to get 100s of engineers distributed around the world to reliably deploy stuff often without processes and testing (and I've heard the "we only hire rock star engineers so we don't need processes" before - rock stars aren't known for being nice to work with or team players)
@dmytrosolovei6025
@dmytrosolovei6025 Жыл бұрын
is anyone else getting a strong Slavoj Žižek vibe from this? :)
@ElCanalacoDeRaul
@ElCanalacoDeRaul Жыл бұрын
so on and so forth
@alextrollip7707
@alextrollip7707 18 күн бұрын
This guy just doesn't miss Funny enough as a baseline, but for people who've experienced it themselves or at work. It hits different
@GSBarlev
@GSBarlev Жыл бұрын
This is absolutely how corporate tech works. On the one hand, this is great since it means that the "one guy who actually writes the code" doesn't end up taking down the whole internet due to a mis-configured bucket policy. On the other, this is how FAANG (or, rather, MAMAA) is able to lay off 10% of its workforce without batting an eye. Also 3:09 hits really hard right now.
@radomane
@radomane Жыл бұрын
The most mind boggling thing is at they lay off so many incredibly talented people but this middle manager stays.
@4.0.4
@4.0.4 Жыл бұрын
MAAMA sounds so much sillier than FAANG.
@GSBarlev
@GSBarlev Жыл бұрын
@@4.0.4 As it should--the whole concept is ridiculous
@GSBarlev
@GSBarlev Жыл бұрын
@@monad_tcp Yep. Firing 70% of your workforce is a genius business move. Just ask anyone left at Twitter.
@rairaur2234
@rairaur2234 Жыл бұрын
@@4.0.4 isn't it MANGA though
@stonykark
@stonykark 8 ай бұрын
I read this video’s transcript in my latest interview and now I’m the CTO of amazon. I just wanted to work in the warehouse 😭
@akus3526
@akus3526 Жыл бұрын
"Azuros Cloudapi" 😂
@mantality312
@mantality312 Жыл бұрын
"No you can't just use Heroku" This is the one, why so many companies are against using this god-send of a product is beyond me. Of course it's not a panacea, but it covers 99% of the bases for most projects. It also is AWS.
@cprogrck
@cprogrck 11 ай бұрын
It's because it's not easy to port stuff from Heroku and when you run into problems its hard to fix in that there's not as much transparency. I've worked at a startup that started on Heroku and of was a hot mess to maintain.
@mantality312
@mantality312 11 ай бұрын
@@cprogrck If you find Heroku hard you are likely not that good of a dev. Heroku is literally designed to not be hard to maintain.
@cprogrck
@cprogrck 11 ай бұрын
@@mantality312 It's one thing when your app is used by like 10 people and nobody cares if it breaks. Heroku is easy. However, when you have to deal with larger traffic and SLA agreements with customers I promise you it's not so easy. When you have multiple teams and business units that need to audit and analyze data it's not so easy. When you suddenly find yourself needing to do something complex like set up an ETL pipeline with insert (hippa, high trust, PCI) compliance suddenly Heroku is not so easy. The point I'm making is that although it's easier to use in the short term eventually, if your lucky, you're going to out grow it. It's too opinionated and oversimplified. And, when that day comes you're in for a world of hurt. I know this because I've done it.
@ejun251
@ejun251 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, agile can have the same problems with "too many processes". I'm a strong advocate of a non-invasive and minimalistic agile implementation. Required meetings should be extremely short and concise. I hate meetings. One of my roles is scrum master.
@dejangegic
@dejangegic Жыл бұрын
How short are we talking for daily standups and how long for other meetings?
@poloska9471
@poloska9471 Жыл бұрын
@@dejangegic IMO it should just be each person listing off what work item they are working on and if there is anything that is pertinent for everyone in meeting to know about then it is mentioned, otherwise the next person goes, and then it is over - so for a team of 5 developers it could be as quick as 5 to 10 minutes - or even better if not done as a meeting but rather a Slack channel where every person just posts a brief list of what they are working on and any remarks that are necessary to mention.
@ByronWWW
@ByronWWW Жыл бұрын
Daily face to face stand ups are better than Slack - you need some social interaction to get people working well together. And you missed raising impediments which in a well functioning team is a chance to get some additional thoughts or help from others who may have experience in the area or get it escalated to scrum master and make it their job to go outside of the team to get it sorted. You can do that over slack as issues come up too but I've seen this become really distracting with everyone posting every little problem to slack and everyone jumping in to help through the day instead of the person taking an afternoon to figure it out themselves and take it to stand up if they are really blocked.
@666Tomato666
@666Tomato666 10 ай бұрын
@@ByronWWW but that means you need to go to the office...
@Puschit1
@Puschit1 10 ай бұрын
Now watch his video about Scrum :)
@devvilboyy676767
@devvilboyy676767 Жыл бұрын
I can't... I just... I can't breathe. I laughed so much that I had to sit down on the floor.
@4on4nam
@4on4nam Жыл бұрын
Rich old dudes in STEM always be drinking San Pellegrino. Nailed it.
@ImEddieful
@ImEddieful Жыл бұрын
Man you hit the nail right on the head for me
@kirankumar-ud4gy
@kirankumar-ud4gy Жыл бұрын
watched this more than 10 times, This is fucking hilarious 😅😅
@voznik_ua
@voznik_ua Жыл бұрын
simply the best thank you
@Xeit
@Xeit Жыл бұрын
Amazing xD Please make DevOps next, I want to send this to my friend. He already laughed at me with C++ vid xD
@indrajitg
@indrajitg 21 күн бұрын
This is exactly what is required in a regulated domain like healthcare and medical device software: the V model, V&V, tonnes of testing, design control and everything!
@seneketh
@seneketh Жыл бұрын
this is so real I live it every day
@fjherold
@fjherold Жыл бұрын
Those hand gestures... 😂
@Alexander-Hatala
@Alexander-Hatala Жыл бұрын
Wilshire Blvd and Glendon Av- of course this guy lives in LA. Hilarious content man
@mithrandirthegrey7644
@mithrandirthegrey7644 Жыл бұрын
It’s daunting when you’re a young man showing up to your first job and there’s some grizzled old veteran who talks like this. You pretend like you understand what he is talking about. About a year or two ago I realized that I am now that guy as I was rambling something my colleague on the phone and after the call my wife said “you know I could hardly understand a single word of what you just said now”.
@leoingson
@leoingson Жыл бұрын
Cross-performance is underrated in local web projects!!
@408sophon
@408sophon Жыл бұрын
almost every line packs a personal punch
@nickdragonslayer
@nickdragonslayer 23 күн бұрын
As a systems engineer undergraduate, I have to agree... Processes! Teams to manage teams! Coding comes at the very end! But the waterfall model is history nowadays
@george4814
@george4814 Жыл бұрын
“What is documentation?” 😂 4:10
@devops117
@devops117 Жыл бұрын
"if you are doing using validation, you are doing code trashification" lmao
@alexanderaphonin7850
@alexanderaphonin7850 7 ай бұрын
Thanks to the vast knowledge of this pro I realized we forgot to implement test-testing in our system
@jayfitzgerald9846
@jayfitzgerald9846 Жыл бұрын
I mean, he's right about at least one thing - V-model is pretty good
@THEMithrandir09
@THEMithrandir09 Жыл бұрын
I work for a company that does projects with OEMs. This hits home so hard. Also I wish we tested this much lol
@gamemeister27
@gamemeister27 11 ай бұрын
Testing my beloved
@radhouze2554
@radhouze2554 Жыл бұрын
Keyword overload!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO I literally started crying half way through
@tomagonnoude5470
@tomagonnoude5470 5 ай бұрын
"I know I'm making all of this sound very simple..." 🤣🤣🤣
@y_0_1_0
@y_0_1_0 10 ай бұрын
Perfectly summarised most of the software development happening now!
@AndPonchman
@AndPonchman Жыл бұрын
"Azuros Cloudapi" made my day
@Nikolai508
@Nikolai508 11 ай бұрын
As someone who’s dealt with buzzword CTOs in the past, this is real and pain.
@minademian
@minademian Жыл бұрын
When Slavoj Žižek decides to go full-stack
@kikoano111
@kikoano111 9 ай бұрын
Best video so far!
@peterdieleman303
@peterdieleman303 Жыл бұрын
The repeated cuts to “V model” are bringing up mild trauma for me lol, having worked on a dysfunctional pharma IT project for 1.5 years
@trevortiernan8510
@trevortiernan8510 Жыл бұрын
In the last scene he was doing an often overlooked process called “disappearablity”
@DSMA98
@DSMA98 Жыл бұрын
I think I found my new favourite channel lol
@arsnakehert
@arsnakehert Жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna say "small data" after big data lmao
@theMatrixPill
@theMatrixPill Жыл бұрын
"mama mia, what is documentation" (real)
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