I go to ABSURD tech conference.

I go to tech conference.
New find: • The Agile Paradoxon
Kai Lentit does tech due diligence in the industry 2023 to learn from startups.
Shot on iPhone 5.
Krazam

[@kailentit]

These were all good people. Maybe a little too enthusiastic about Web3. Just how I like it! Also, they made good points beside that. Crypto vs. Blockchain tech. They weren't so funny when we talked about Blockchain tech. Sadly. However, to all of you making fun of Web4?! Jack Dorsey already announced Web5! PS: Suing this channel for leaking my interviews.

[@thebluehulkful]

Hi man. I am the dude you interviewed for flamingo ^^ nice job, had a good laugh. Still hope to have informed you a bit about the future of web3 ;)

[@arthurpiminov]

web6 when

[@kailentit]

@@thebluehulkful It's you A hero. Just to verify, remind me why Neo is better than Solana.

[@everlastingos]

The new internet owns your own data, which means you use an InternetOS. Blockchain itself is not web3/4/5/X.. Just a part that handles DID and transfers value.

[@justsomeguywithoutamustang6436]

@@arthurpiminov you won't believe it but web0 is actually a thing

[@spencerignatescue158]

"where people without jobs ask people without companies for jobs"

[@Alfred-Neuman]

"We ALL do a little bit of crypto trading..." Of course we also all have a Tesla car, a few Rolex watches, a multi-million dollars house, a big boobs wife and two or three 18 yo mistresses... Right? 😂

[@ryanleemartin7758]

"Poochain is a home for all the shitcoins" . Beautiful.

[@ricardomonge2769]

It's scatological poetry...literally.

[@tigerstallion]

hilarious. but its a shitty brandname.

[@toddmartin7030]

Probably the most honest person at that conference. xD

[@UnarmedBastard]

@@ricardomonge2769 pooetry*

[@CristobalRuiz]

Poochain, golden

[@1DrowsyBoi]

"So it's the perfect platform for money laundering?" Jesus christ, I was not expecting such a direct response. That gave me a good laugh though.

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

They know what their clients want so they know how to answer

[@robertmazurowski5974]

Dude, money laundering on the blockchain is the stupidest thing someone can do. All transactions are publicly available, once the funds are changed into USD, authorities can easily find the person.

[@user255]

@@robertmazurowski5974 Th point was doing it anonymously.

[@sergiojuanmembiela6223]

"but we don't really have any control about it." Tell that to the Feds when they come knocking...

[@Mrjoe_i_think]

Ya if I was drinking coffee I'd have spit it out while laughing. Come to think of it I would have spit anything out. Coffee was just an arbitrary thing so I didn't have to go into a long drawn out explaination about nothing. That line was CLASSIC!!!

[@kailentit]

Nooo they leaked my interviews! This was research for my limited partners.

[@FullGardenStudent]

🧐🧐

[@alttabby3633]

🤣

[@anthonybarnes]

😂

[@incremental_failure]

You should release your channel NFT, I'd buy it just so you could rugpull me later.

[@susiebaka3388]

are you still a junior js dev??

[@MaeLSTRoM1997]

lol i love how you repeatedly tell him your coin is a classic pump and dump with no utility and the guy is extremely intrigued

[@Puschit1]

He was maybe just trying to be polite, you know, like a woman accepting your calling card without any intention to ever actually call.

[@aziztcf]

As long as he's in the inner circle, fuck yeah!

[@Microphunktv-jb3kj]

@@Puschit1 actually if woman takes ur card, its not out of politeness.. women mating strategy is monkey branching

[@segfault-]

That happens to me all the time...

[@majectic-berry]

I mean realistically pumps and dumps are the only way you'll ever manage to make money with crypto so he's got a point

[@Kane0123]

I’d explain why this is video totally wrong, but my reasons are under an NDA. It’s a real shame honestly.

[@Schlohmotion]

I should have known this NDA excuse back then, when I was in school and my teacher asked me if I did my homework.

[@gebys4559]

Man needs to learn to speak using "hypotheticals".

[@americandingo1109]

"I could tell you why crypto isn't a total scam, but I've been contractually bound to not defend crypto." Makes sense?

[@wasdwasdedsf]

@@americandingo1109 thats right, as you people continue to eat up statist propaganda thats allowed the authoritarians to bleed the people for half a century, to such a degree that despite all the incredible technological progress, there had been ZERO real wage growth for half a century before trump finally came in and did some deregulation and tax breaks... absolute sheep

[@wasdwasdedsf]

thats right, as you people continue to eat up statist propaganda thats allowed the authoritarians to bleed the people for half a century, to such a degree that despite all the incredible technological progress, there had been ZERO real wage growth for half a century before trump finally came in and did some deregulation and tax breaks... absolute sheep

[@WM-gr4qi]

Oh god... I used to be a vendor... the sympathetic pain I just felt at "more exhibitors than participants" was excruciating.

[@alessandroparma741]

Keep believing bro! He was simply going around the stands while most of the people were at the main talks. So easy.

[@mac2105]

@@alessandroparma741 Crypto is dead, move on to something real, like rocks (which accidentally have a way better hope of going to the moon than BTC)

[@t-e-e]

PLEASE go to more conferences, this was hilarious

[@nocturne6320]

I can't tell where the satire starts and where it ends, well done :D

[@wtcxdm]

it never ends

[@DavidPlass]

This episode basically wrote itself. :D

[@Ceelvain]

@@DavidPlass with *a lot* of time editing. I mean, the content itself is great, but the editing really makes it shine.

[@DavidPlass]

@@Ceelvain for sure.

[@MarktheRude]

Story of my life.

[@utubekade]

Now it is getting serious. With the same iconic poker face.

[@ericbwertz]

he was sedated by the tech

[@wasdwasdedsf]

thats right, as you people continue to eat up statist propaganda thats allowed the authoritarians to bleed the people for half a century, to such a degree that despite all the incredible technological progress, there had been ZERO real wage growth for half a century before trump finally came in and did some deregulation and tax breaks... absolute sheep

[@curiousobserver6077]

It would be cool to do that with "AI" guys who started talking about it because of hype but have no clue about value there.

[@tatsuuuuuu]

oh hell yeah!

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

"So, I am a ChatGPT prompt engineer. I mess around and trial and error my way through what prompts work and how with a given model. Yes, it is largely a waste of time. Yes, there's no jobs for it. Yes, I do it with datasets that have stolen art assets from creators. No, I don't know what Pytorch is."

[@egorepifanov]

@@jesustyronechrist2330 You'd think this is a joke, but I actually met a "chatgpt prompt engineer" last week.

[@remigsbackup]

"Great Opportunities" "Lavarage your potential" "Very optimistic for the near future"

[@yxyk-fr]

YES PLEASE That's an amazing new format :-D

[@saemideluxe]

Can we all just take a brief moment to appreciate to what great lenghts he goes, just for great youtube content? 😊 Also, keeping this straight face on all the time is a master skill 😮

[@martinwagner4960]

yeah, carbon emissions alone are insane.

[@Mrjoe_i_think]

What are you guys talking about? This man is a serious journalist.

[@wasdwasdedsf]

@@martinwagner4960 lol, CO2 is at a historical lowpoint and near starvation levels... and has little to no correlation withy temperature and a lot with healthy lifeforms keep eating statist propaganda

[@chitra___]

The man, the myth, the legend. Back with another one!

[@maxanimator9547]

"I'm not in it for the money" "Profit"

[@julianwalnuss7581]

5:49 That scene is just bonkers. He was actually interested in your pump and dump…

[@LeoCage]

I really did not grasp the daily show correspondent potential of your characters until now. 😂 Music choice was *chef’s kiss* too.

[@Donnirononon]

Web 4 is for beginners, i am a web 5 developer

[@kukuricapica]

hired

[@disruptive_innovator]

bro, bro you got a bootcamp set up yet?

[@reddragdiva]

lol Web5 is what Jack Dorsey is calling Nostr, or as we know it "twitter for bitcoin totally-not-nazi totally-not-pedos"

[@Donnirononon]

@@disruptive_innovatorI will setup a Bootcamp once i launch Web 6 but that is still kind of top secret

[@skevosmavros]

This is pretty much exactly what I imagined such an event to be.

[@Akiironzo]

programmer (masquerading as human) interviews cryptobros (also masquerading as human) and also the bouncer (reference human)

[@Peter_Lynch]

Please visit more conferences I'd love to see you at a normal startup conference or something focused on agile 😂

[@deerkaiser9983]

The whole crypto/NFT community in a nutshell. Love the variety in formats lately lol

[@ferretking2008]

Simply incredible. I died everytime I heard the jangled flute noise.

[@reddragdiva]

that's shittyfluting, there's a whole channel at @shittyflute

[@illsmackudown]

⬆ ur comment got deleted for us, we cant see it

[@gblargg]

1:54 I love the mess of recording cables on the table.

[@asdfssdfghgdfy5940]

Hahahaha I didn’t spot that. That’s next level trolling.

[@rucklerful]

"people without a job try to convince poeple without a company to hire them" 😂😂😂

[@jcruz6888]

Loved that he pointed out that there were more exhibitors than participants.

[@alessandroparma741]

Yeah it must be true cuz the dude said it. No way your idol could lie.

[@jcruz6888]

@@alessandroparma741 are you sure you saw the video? He literally shows you the empty tables

[@alessandroparma741]

@@jcruz6888You can just go around the stands while everybody is at key note talks and the place will look empty.

[@leek5682]

Dude was like “yeah paying taxes and abiding by laws is generally seen as important, but what’s really important is making money”

[@incremental_failure]

He isn't wrong. You think the very wealthy keep obsessing over laws?

[@FascistTrex]

He is kinda of based

[@teamspeak9374]

crypto bros in a nutshell

[@monad_tcp]

@@FascistTrex yeah, he is, specially when he says that if you do abide by laws and pay taxes you basically become unprofitable, which is also true if you're not in the USA, the land of free (if you are a corporation, people are not free, companies are).

[@wasdwasdedsf]

@@whannabi taxes are the theft, not the other way around

[@robotfk8260]

Absolutely great work! I really look forward to seeing more on this channel :)

[@5ebastiancarlo5]

I can't tell you how much I love this video. I always suspected you were an inside trader, but now I know you do it to give back to the people. You are the Neukölln robin hood!

[@goodguidegreg]

I love how the reasoning why they (flamingo) aren't getting sued is that they are in norway and escaping a whole bunch of regulations and not just that there is no proper legal reason to sue them.

[@i_never_asked_for_an_alias]

Man, thank you for your effort to shine some light into this "business". Kudos.

[@AustinDoggie]

I love this. Hope you do more interview style videos like this.

[@hopper131]

2:48 - Bwahaha - That subtle look at the camera right before he realizes NOT to condone money laundering and insider trading on camera.

[@spaphy]

These are grown adults. Can you believe it.

[@p0r5ch3911]

I had to pause so many times just to laugh. Brilliant video. Next time you have to go to an Open Source Conference with Richie Guix or a JS Conference with Jack Borough.

[@Hexanitrobenzene]

I really liked the CTO persona, Azuros Cloudapi. "You have to do high level testing, low level testing, eye level testing..." :D

[@zjihf]

Trust me bro

[@wrong1029]

XDC guy seemed pretty genuine to me, even if misguided.

[@SatsJava]

Bullish WAGMI ser

[@cyrilvorontsov3335]

As always: SHOTS FIRED Adore your content, man, keep it up

[@michaelsaunders1788]

Gotta be one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time. Deciding to subscribe has never been easier.

[@BlaQsheeeP]

Waking up at a Crypto conference is my least favorite fever dream.

[@TheDarkOneSC2]

What the hell, the troll is unreal and the findings are pure eye opener. This man is gold, please do more of your craft

[@TheRealJacobWurz]

Best video you've done so far, this is great haha

[@JosifovGjorgi]

Kai does interviews like ALI G

[@soenchanted]

Real

[@user-vu2qe1dj8w]

the bit about the networking corner cracked me up

[@NaturePill1]

How do they not know what web4 is all about?

Probably they are 5

[@incremental_failure]

The correct answer is: "It's like Web3 only much much better in every way".

[@incremental_failure]

@@perhloRAT Stop being obtuse. It's just better in every way, take whatever metric, boom - it's better. If it's not invented yet and we don't know what it could be, boom - it's in Web3.

[@incremental_failure]

@@perhloRAT My sarcasm is too weak in 2023 apparently.

[@LoLo1k2k3k]

It’s one more than web3!

[@_Ani_]

Questions, expressions, and the flute - all on point :)

[@artificercreator]

Ok, that is polite savagery in a new level! love the music!

[@computerfan1079]

This is channel 5 news for devs .... and I love it😂

[@ApurvaSukant]

superb. i have been watching you since beginning. this change in style is nice

[@pavelkalugin4537]

What a truly amazing channel. I wonder how it doesn't have a million yet.

[@hopper131]

6:10 - Your deadpan delivery is so good he detects zero signs of hidden sarcasm. You kill me man.

[@sle6423]

This is gold

[@theplaymakerno1]

If they are playing along and know about your channel, they are doing a great job.

[@peabnuts123]

I liked the break from the format. This was very entertaining, and also very difficult to watch 😂

[@fran471]

squeezing the last satoshis

[@LexMadafaka]

One of the best videos you've done.

[@MrSmartass42]

I'm impressed with your content. I saw a few funny videos but you're really going deep into this. I like it.

[@CasualHerb]

Good job, man, some impressive work here. It takes true skill to make fun of cryptobros to their faces without them realizing they are being made fun of.

[@yxyk-fr]

you have to lie to yourself a LOT to be a cryptobro... so that's the least of their concern 🙂

[@wasdwasdedsf]

thats right, as you people continue to eat up statist propaganda thats allowed the authoritarians to bleed the people for half a century, to such a degree that despite all the incredible technological progress, there had been ZERO real wage growth for half a century before trump finally came in and did some deregulation and tax breaks... absolute sheep

[@SeriousBlank]

I used to have an NFT wallet, but then MetaMask rolled out an update..

[@tigerstallion]

metamask is the centralized honeypot

[@grammar_shark]

Drinking Game: Drink everytime someone uses the term "use-case" to hide that fact that they have absolutely nothing of value to say.

[@sud0gh0st]

This was gold lol your take had me in stitches

[@WistrelChianti]

"it's literally a pump and dump zero utility" - supreme!!

[@rick-kv1gl]

man u deserve waaaay more subs. respect from the GNU community

[@bloodaid]

Aaah, the good old "I'm under an NDA" excuse.

[@John_Smith__]

Yeah! Another truly Awesome video ! LOL! Always improving video after video! Congratulations!

[@Revengors]

Love this content!

[@Adityarm.08]

The questions were on point 😂

[@PropaneWP]

Freaking amazing. You absolutely nailed it. I want to rent a botnet so I can upvote this a hundred thousand times.

[@ChronosWS]

This is pure gold.

[@nicejungle]

Now I have an epiphany : This is GONZO journalism at its best 😍 Love it 🤣

[@OneMilian]

Nice to know that people still know Gonzo Journalism

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

Fear and loathing at Web3 Berlin ...

[@channul4887]

@@OneMilianGonzo Grifters are alive and well - you can find them on youtube and twitch

[@neevs0]

I love to see the development World through your eyes, thx for your videos.

[@ethanwilliamson4329]

You are incredibly good at creating content

[@prerit714]

Thats some quality content right there😂

[@jonahturner2969]

genius idea

[@TekuzoOdium]

oh man, why was this video unlisted? It was absolutely hilarious. Bummer. Oh well, I still enjoy the channel 👍

[@heebles]

incredible work

[@Laserchicken88]

\ B I T C O N N E C T /

[@concernedcitizen5943]

this is one of the greatest videos i've ever seen on youtube

[@x7heDeviLx]

Tell me why a while ago I found this guy preaching the benefits of emacs something I had no idea what it was and now I am an addicting to his sense of humour keep up the content it brightens my day

[@ekagaurangadas]

You are the hero doing the work nobody wants to do!

[@anonymouscommentator]

This video was awesome, thank you very much

[@lucyi6797]

It would be difficult to write comedy this good honestly. Cant believe its real 😄😄😄

[@mushudamaschin2608]

Actually amazing, hope you got on the bored ape yacht and did more interviews

[@matthijndijkstra25]

Go to more of these please!

[@The.Glitch]

nah, i will need more of this style of video sir!

[@LuisM_Santana]

I just don't know how you can not laugh while saying this. This is so great

[@charlesshaw223]

Epic content. Subscribed.

[@martinwestermann7229]

Holy shit!! 😂😂 we need more!!

[@segefjord]

Love this

[@levaidaniel]

This is perfect

[@jarco5000]

This is awesome!

[@andrewmarkowski308]

Masterpiece.

[@withmygoodeyeclosed]

You're like the Sacha Baron Cohen of tech, lol

[@leomuller2841]

this is gold

[@ryanha2]

Concept for this video, on point. Questions, on point. Editing, on point. Audio, hot trash. Thanks for the entertainment, you just got a sub.

[@sicZ32]

i have no clue how i got here but this was well made. solid video.

[@BertPdeboy]

FUCKING HERO 👏🤣

[@AM-bf9tb]

This is top tier content.

[@elmarjuz]

this is beautiful

[@Requiem100500]

New All Gas No Breaks video looking good 👍👍👍

[@rickdeckard4735]

Awesome - glad to see RustCon is alive and well!