I've watched this 12 times and I still find it hilarious. I'm not even a JS dev :D

I need more!

it took me a minute to get the SBF reference lololol

holistic!

vim works all the time, 3 plugins is enough to do most of my development - vinegar, matchit, buufexplorer, plus redirect compiler outupt to the text file and use gF to navigate to error lines, plus `egrep -lre *` for searching. Neovim used to suck, but it's getting gradually better and better, language server providers just work out of the box with minimal configuration.

I am a junior engineer and I think this way. I didn't know there are others who also have this kind of a vision, but also end-up destroying their finances by not executing it in a sustainable way. Fortunately, I haven't started to execute my plan. It's a hard truth to accept that OSS isn't it what used to be. It just makes me sad about the modern day software/tech world.

why is julia not more popular?

As aspiring enterprise level webdeveloper , please someone in the comments do tell me that this is a joke.

XD

It amazes me how after having been through this shit people can still fall for the “ai” bs hype train

"My job is to keep our code running while other packages are changing theirs." I'm in this and I don't like it.

"Huge local-only web platforms". <3

You go through all of this and then when you start you have to ... do a few CMS updates and sit in meetings about a project that has been being planned for months but there is "no budget" to actually do it. There is only budget for the meetings to "plan" it. Which I'm pretty sure that is why the interviews are so in depth. Because its the only times devs feel like they are important. That, and they were never picked in gym class so they have to take it out on someone.

Wot no "representative testing"? "If you don't plan to sell your company you don't use children's magic like micro-services" boom... Micro-services don't mean your architecture loosely coupled...they just punish you when it isn't... and if you think it does, then it definitely won't be, and you will be punished. If you are aren't planning on having at least ten servers and have a massive budget then don't use a technology with a 10X comms overhead. Microservices are not "horizontally scaling" by default - unless you have an infinitely fast network. They are also not the only way to horizontally scale. Truly asynchronous processes with queues will clash with any ACID requirements in ways you will never comprehend. Message queuing systems only get you over spikes, they don't increase capacity... in fact they reduce it (Oh, and they cost money). After 35 years you have had a lot of zeitgeist kicked out of you, and a lot of pedentary gets baked in - today's special explanation to a relatively recently appointed senior dev "the reference implementation is not the specification - it is informative not normative - you are suggesting we make assumptions that mean 'backwards compatible' will not necessarily apply to our code".

"tsh, JavaScript" callback 😂😂😭

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"What is Kubernetes?" "Ah!" 🤣

Stallman without the accent

lol, ML!!!

emaxxing

This is art! 👏

"t4 uses SupaBase for user data and sells it on the darknet" that really got me

The funny part Is all of this he could've literally just pulled off actual requirements Did he even have to write any of this?

This is painful, just use lamp stack

This guy just doesn't miss Funny enough as a baseline, but for people who've experienced it themselves or at work. It hits different

The only joke in this video is the beard, the rest is 100% real for many JS developers, unfortunately.

This is why cooking dot based exists

You know how C++ devs just "code it all themselves", yeah is is why. I wrote an XML encoder and decoder in 1 page each. Xerces was 50 times the size of my 50,000 line codebase. I don't even want to know what it's doing I'm not.

GA4, looks like another word hahahaha

This shows what Stallman is A BIG HAIRY TECH CULT LEADER

Literally me throwing up tech buzzwords to impress recruiters at first round interview.

And when you finally get onboard - you gonna primarily fix some 15 years old bugs in some obscure blob code that nobody wants to touch 😂

look like Modern version of Office

Philomeno C++unk asking the real questions. We holding those HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu to the moon, baby!!! 🚀🚀

Something I enjoyed was telling my IT friends that I got a position as a PHP developer. The mix of horror, confusion, and curiosity on their faces was priceless - it was like I’d said I was moving to a remote island to become a hermit… but with better Wi-Fi

ChatGPT, generate me a random dev word and fire senior dev.

"Steve Jobs was a poser... he didn't even write code" - an oldie, but a goodie: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYm0dmWrfNOFlbc

I drive Toyota because it is safe, reliable, boring. Same with Java.

*PromoSM*

Where can I order that beard?

PHP is the way.

This is exactly what is required in a regulated domain like healthcare and medical device software: the V model, V&V, tonnes of testing, design control and everything!

as a bash scripter this made me lul so hard