"Due process of the law. Double Jeopardy. Photosynthesis" bruh what 😂😂😂
@rob2rox Жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@jillwhite4398 Жыл бұрын
I'm entitled to dignity and photosynthesis!
@Elaine-br4lw Жыл бұрын
The process of photosynthesis like when they process him through booking....you know the thing😂
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
In fairness a photo is synthetic.
@cdcdogs4961 Жыл бұрын
I love it when you put grown a$$ adults in the corner… wish I could do that to a few people I know. 🥴🤣
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
"Go sit in the corner and think about your life."
@marywilson5578 Жыл бұрын
Danielle's mouth check was series gold!
@tcf_iceland Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 🤪😝😁😄😝😝
@jennikane6815 Жыл бұрын
That's pure meme material right there 😂
@nicolleutube Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I love her fort it 😂😂😂
@sandramichaud8033 Жыл бұрын
I had to replay it.
@sandramichaud8033 Жыл бұрын
Waiting for her to swallow her rings.
@joshgibson742 Жыл бұрын
Danielle is a real one with how she acting lmfao she had me Dieing with how she opened her mouth 😂😂
@tyrone1544 Жыл бұрын
Josh is a self-hating, low-esteemed, meth addicted freak. You should have been revolted, not sexually excited.
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
You'd hit that and you know it
@sierraburmese408311 ай бұрын
@MadScientist267 I mean she's pretty naturally so maybe she's bangable when she isn't geekin....unless that's somehow only alcohol making her act that way lmao
@favoritemustard35427 ай бұрын
The class clown of jail.
@Lisa-cj6vx Жыл бұрын
Well, I see that the parents have dropped their children off at the adult daycare center!!😂😂
@wilhelminathorne66544 ай бұрын
Looooove this comment❤❤❤❤
@Lisa-cj6vx4 ай бұрын
@@wilhelminathorne6654 LOL!!
@carmendawnallan88712 ай бұрын
Gold ❤😂
@lynabercrombie7139 Жыл бұрын
Kids in a hot car and a so called mother that seems like she didn’t even care😡
@mtss9566 Жыл бұрын
She seemed like she just didnt get it😮
@shinobi-no-bueno10 ай бұрын
Drunks are pretty good at justifying their actions and passing blame
@stacys87295 ай бұрын
The heat in Vegas is insane too. They said it was 95 outisde, can you imagine what it would be like inside a car??
@joymcclure5644 ай бұрын
I hope CPS was notified & actually does their job! Those poor babies need to be protected from mom’s ignorance (& lack of responsibility). They deserve so much better!
@kulyk_ukraine4 ай бұрын
She didn’t go inside to get some CDs! Poor babies!
@megybabee11 ай бұрын
Michael's so real for saying he wanted to come in for a break and turkey sandwich 😭
@RXbee24 ай бұрын
Apparently he can fool some of the people all of the time. Michael would rather drink than work. Nothing "for real" about that.
@BigglesworthTheGrey Жыл бұрын
18:12 "I have the right to dignity and the process of photosynthesis" I didn't know plants get arrested.
@artgirlgammer46622 ай бұрын
Have you ever heard of the "weed" before?
@kristinageorge294411 ай бұрын
“Does it look like I do drugs?!” Yes, yes you do.
@Hutch6718 ай бұрын
Probably needs to be on drugs.
@wilmalindqvist38158 ай бұрын
😢
@helgafrahmann42017 ай бұрын
No ! 😂😂
@irvingr.fatback8867 ай бұрын
Cornish hen superhero
@BeccaHetrick5 ай бұрын
Not every addict LOOKS like an addict...
@laurastuart3814 Жыл бұрын
Danielle is revolting, I would hate to have to go near her, even with gloves on.
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
I bet glass isn't the only thing she will lick
@ktkat1949 Жыл бұрын
This woman needs an exorcism not a jail sentence. She looks like she is totally crazy not to mention demonic possession!!
@velvetbriand2213 Жыл бұрын
She is funny as hell. she is drunk ya nut.. hahahaha
@kimberlylholt Жыл бұрын
I think a Priest might run from her! 😂
@malcolmdale Жыл бұрын
She is certainly possessed - but by the demon alcohol.
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
She'd be perfect with a gag ball and that clown costume removed 🤷♂️
@Gen96511 ай бұрын
She's way too F'd up for that!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
@urjust2cool Жыл бұрын
Whenever they lick the windows i want to barf. If they had any idea what's on there 🤢
@RXbee24 ай бұрын
Lol After where their mouths have been, prison glass is the least of it!
@artgirlgammer46622 ай бұрын
Sounds like me when I was in kindergarten.
@NoJusticeNoPeace Жыл бұрын
"I have a right to dignity in the process of photosynthesis!" I think if he can demonstrate photosynthesis, they should just let him go, since it's probably illegal to arrest a plant.
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
Not illegal but really not much point in doing so
@helgafrahmann42017 ай бұрын
I choice ,to BE a spider !!! I have the rights ll😂😂 i need 4 cuffs !
@TylerHeard-gy4my6 ай бұрын
Yep
@stacys87295 ай бұрын
He'd bring x-men mutants into the real world.
@melindaburch43185 ай бұрын
Hilarious. No plant arrests!
@warrenjansen7096 Жыл бұрын
If Scott hated drinking and smoking pot as much as he hates everything else, he wouldn't be in jail and would probably be much happier.
@SABOARITI Жыл бұрын
I can't imagine putting the tongue on the cell window. Who else has done that? I bet the window doesn;t get cleaned after every person
@cdcdogs4961 Жыл бұрын
Oh come on now, everyone knows it makes your immune system stronger. 🥴🤣
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
I think I caught something just watching that. I was lucky when I went to jail. We got put in isolation because of COVID. That being said, I was still cautious. Even blackout drunk I wasn't licking anything. 😂😂😂
@cdcdogs4961 Жыл бұрын
@@feraltaco4783 🤣🤣🤣
@andrewkisner15 Жыл бұрын
That’s the cleanest thing she’s ever licked.
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
@@andrewkisner15 that's probably true. 🤮 🤮 🤮
@nancysimmer9908 Жыл бұрын
Danielle is a riot I bet she's a character when she's not drunk😵💫😵💫🤪
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
By her own admission, she is never sober 🤷♂️
@JustMe-ld5sq Жыл бұрын
Danielle looks like the dude with the shrunken head on Beetlejuice during her mouth check🤣
@woodslisa4529 Жыл бұрын
Any parent who leaves children inside vehicles should automatically loose the children
@williamwilson649911 ай бұрын
Lose.
@nbgrooms10 ай бұрын
The last deputy was great. She seems like a young officer, but I was impressed at how she handled the alcoholic who was berating her. You quickly learn to be tough in this field and let the insults role off you. She just did a great job letting this guy know she was in charge.
@Wisconsin222 Жыл бұрын
Love to use that as a defense “can’t send me to prison your honor I’m a Fed” lol
@jadeybaby007 Жыл бұрын
I think every person arrested intoxicated or under the influence should be made to watch footage of themselves and/or given a copy of the body cam footage upon their release from jail.
@hilaryc3203 Жыл бұрын
They will ether not care or they convince themselves it is not real, or doesn't exist. 360 degrees of denial.
@Ironturbine Жыл бұрын
Amen!
@Ironturbine Жыл бұрын
Well, heck, that's true too.
@marleenhuyghe9881 Жыл бұрын
JE KAN MAAR 1 DING RYK WORDEN EN DAT IS MET DE´LOTO.ANDERS IS DAT AL DOOR.NEUGNIETERY HOOR
@marleenhuyghe9881 Жыл бұрын
AMAI ZO.EEN HEKS VERDORIE
@MaceyCombs-dd2cf7 ай бұрын
She called him a dummy but she leaves her kids alone.
@mr.constitution Жыл бұрын
Who else fast forwards through the horrible rap music opening??
@fatasshole Жыл бұрын
Let me skip, lemme skiiiiiiiip, jus let me skip
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
There are worse things on the internet
@CctheCoolCat5 ай бұрын
I do!
@BusybryanАй бұрын
Hey this theme song is probably some police officers favorite song geeze Don't disrespect them like that hahaha 😂 they probably jam to that song when they're off duty
@MulattoFatgoddessАй бұрын
You trippin' I sing right along.
@stacy891510 ай бұрын
Nothing ticks me off worse than seeing these bad parents neglect & abuse their kids. If you can’t parent properly, then don’t have them or give them to somebody that will love them & take care of them. I hope she never gets custody of those kids again & goes to jail for leaving those poor babies in a hot car.
@Sashaa5557 ай бұрын
@48:32 Even the German shepherd had to take a look and see what was going on 🤣🤣🤣 He is sooo 🥰 adorable
@jenesisjones6706 Жыл бұрын
I love the crate full of handcuffs! hahahahaha
@carlariggs525 Жыл бұрын
I never thought of Salt Lake City as the kind of place to have many criminals. I looked up their crime rate and was shocked!
@aussiehillbilly5 ай бұрын
Reformed Mormons making up for lost time. 😂 I visited that city. Ver
@aussiehillbilly5 ай бұрын
Very friendly bums😅
@BusybryanАй бұрын
Hey those Mormons have nothing else better to do their 6 wives probably drive them crazy hahaha
@angelinasmith630710 ай бұрын
I hate people who get into trouble like legit trouble and then wanna cry about it in jail 😂
@BlueDahlia00611 ай бұрын
I once worked in a psychriatric facility. Saw worse than this. And, yes, the cells weren’t cleaned everyday..or even every week as far as I knew.
@daylehudson68106 ай бұрын
Well i hope it got shut down
@chrisleach4245 Жыл бұрын
My dad was a corrections officer for 23 years. He described it as long bouts of boredom, moments of what could be absolute terror at any moment.
@BlaccJokah Жыл бұрын
For some reason...I believe Joe and the Samurai Sword Lady...they need to look into that 🤣😂😂😂😂
@megybabee11 ай бұрын
Heavy on the "sw" 😂
@elmolewis9123 Жыл бұрын
These people's insides are a testament to what the human body can endure.
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
Do you -people- go to school to learn how to make the cheesiest comments possible?
@lisajeter951110 ай бұрын
I think all tweens should have to watch several of these episodes just so they can witness how alcohol and drugs effect people.
@Wendy-bd9zu Жыл бұрын
I hope Daniëlle does not have kids, she is one scary lady.
@warrenbetz Жыл бұрын
She just having temper tantrums, wanting her way drugs ,alcohol makes people show how they really are immature don't want to be responsible . jail is for immature adults .
@MargieM10 Жыл бұрын
She's probably dead by now.
@devonchisholm6302 Жыл бұрын
She might be beyond her child barring years
@Wendy-bd9zu Жыл бұрын
Yes she is knitting and full of shame when she sees this 😂
@Kylestrains93 Жыл бұрын
😢@@warrenbetzx🎉🎉😂🎉🎉bxxxççc
@lisaforrester1097 Жыл бұрын
Danielle was hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
@tyrone1544 Жыл бұрын
Poor Lisa. All alone and meaningless in the real world…so she watches stupid videos in cyberspace day and night, leaving asinine comments that illustrate her psychosis.
@bennyboy207911 ай бұрын
Well funnny🤣
@tessag.107911 ай бұрын
Every drunk/drug related charge should require community service.
@vinny441111 ай бұрын
Like they’d show up for it. 😂
@daylehudson68106 ай бұрын
Yes. Something. They make it to easy to do it again
@bettym.6766 Жыл бұрын
All these do is remind me why I don't drink.
@AudonRubio8 ай бұрын
“Photosynthesis” 😂😂😂😂
@Kltpzyxm17 Жыл бұрын
0:45 I was the on-site field engineer for this ADC. I built those doors. The whole thing is modular. Built offsite and brought in on Flatbeds
@mikhail2400 Жыл бұрын
If you are on Methadone and you take a Buprenorphine it will kick you straight into severe withdrawals. The two drugs are not compatible even though they are used for similar reasons
@changaming127511 ай бұрын
i feel bad for the cop that had to waste 10-15 minutes describing ROCKS. for INVENTORY.
@lynnehuff70599 ай бұрын
They looked like interesting rocks, really.
@changaming12757 ай бұрын
@@lynnehuff7059 I gotta say though the woman who's like 'check my car you dummy' well yea the cop did check your car that's why you're arrested XD you left two kids alone in the car in 95 DEGREES. then she claims she thought it was COOL to her? 95 degrees is 'cool' to her? Are we sure she's not calling HERSELF the dummy?
@benjaminmatte5225 Жыл бұрын
It was an accidental jacket exchange lol
@giraffewhiskers20459 ай бұрын
I’m not stable enough to have a baby but at least I would waste all my yarn to crochet items and sell them to take care of my baby.. poor kids
@favoritemustard35427 ай бұрын
"waste"
@giraffewhiskers20457 ай бұрын
@@favoritemustard3542 what’s a waste?
@usig00 Жыл бұрын
I could go for a Gatorade.
@bennyboy207911 ай бұрын
The woman leaving her kids in the car nerds locking up for sure .....silly c.....
@thekrayers Жыл бұрын
Danielle is gonna have sepsis after licking them windows
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
Lol Ok just no. First of all, that's not even how sepsis works. Second, this is why we have immune systems. *You* might get sick. People like her don't from things like that. Know why? Because if she's doing that, she's doing worse.. and her immune system stays challenged. Keep using that bleach on everything. That way you can get sick the moment the slightest little thing gets by it... 🤷♂️🤦♂️
@manoman96697 ай бұрын
Danielle was hilarious!! Chugged a Gatorade! 😅😅😅
@PeggyLowman-ug6vo9 ай бұрын
My heart breaks for the babies of these horrible mothers. So many people would do anything to have these babies to love and care for!
@jeffrey_dahmer238 Жыл бұрын
Danielle was just chill after relaxing in a cell fir a few minutes
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
You'd hit that and you know it
@robinransom8115 Жыл бұрын
I always waiting for new ones😂
@timekademery Жыл бұрын
Awww that was so precious! He asked the cop y do he care about him?
@woodslisa4529 Жыл бұрын
isn't it lovely our taxes pay for the jails and their stays.....good grief..makes me mad
@HaLLiEB8511 ай бұрын
Scott seems like a great neighbor 😂
@LoveAfterPookie Жыл бұрын
Danielle needs real help
@samanthaconn38957 ай бұрын
He's seen prisoners bite fingers off?? 😂 Lord have mercy.
@fredfarmer5952 Жыл бұрын
I took me a long time to stop drinking. So glad... soooo glad. (VA Recovery treatment, six months in halfway house... and AA.)
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
I just looked up one day and it had been about a month. After 20+ years. 🤷♂️
@favoritemustard35427 ай бұрын
@@MadScientist267we don't get it back, either.
@MadScientist2677 ай бұрын
@@favoritemustard3542 Nope. That's gone.
@warrenjansen7096 Жыл бұрын
Ahh the circle of life, keep squirting out kids!
@Fredthefed1163 Жыл бұрын
When I was on the job we had a standing joke for intoxicated arrest. We called it Invincible Juice as alcohol seemed to make most people instantly brave. They were convinced they could fight and take on the world after drinking some kind of invincible juice. Puts RedBull to shame!!!Intoxicated females were the worst individuals to deal with.
@johnfogg785811 ай бұрын
We called them "Beer balls"
@Northdallasguy00 Жыл бұрын
Danielle probably not drunk, she got mental issues
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
You know you want that
@lynnehuff70599 ай бұрын
The guy with the red dress had such sore looking wounds. He was pretty obliterated.
@lisajeter951110 ай бұрын
After downing that entire Gatorade she will have to use the bathroom soon.
@favoritemustard35427 ай бұрын
Don't worry, there's a 🚽 in the cell. 👍
@colinsmall330 Жыл бұрын
I love these videos
@shellswetrick3395 Жыл бұрын
They keep me sober, 10 yrs and counting.
@Josephinekhalaf Жыл бұрын
Seriously these women should NOT BE HAVING KIDS WHAT A SHAME N A DISGUSTING EXCUSE FIR A MOTHER!!!!!
@TylerHeard-gy4my6 ай бұрын
Get more of those people off the streets to keep everyone safe 🙏
@TylerHeard-gy4my6 ай бұрын
Yes
@shawnathanm1152 Жыл бұрын
Remember kids! Stay outta jail ☝️
@Jillybear2656 ай бұрын
Man that man's rocks lol
@myztixwenzmatta777 Жыл бұрын
I love Sgt Kaal… he is so funny 😆…
@gidzmobug23237 ай бұрын
What is the purpose of the Gatorade?
@carolsummers87347 ай бұрын
Alcohol dehydrates. Gatorade puts fluid back.
@user-mi5cm1cm2z4 ай бұрын
electrolytes
@robynmoore34346 ай бұрын
Oh you have to feel sorry for the police. I would not have their patience
@lawrenceeytcheson1317 Жыл бұрын
This show is a very good commercial for gatorade!😅
@lynnehuff70599 ай бұрын
The pill guy acted so weird.
@Lisa-cj6vx Жыл бұрын
Danielle is licking the window, no biggie I guess though, she's already got a big sore on her upper lip😮😅
@janetrawlings16917 ай бұрын
🤮🤢
@lopezlopez7132 Жыл бұрын
For the life of me I don't understand why correction and/or police officers even try to talk and reason with drunk people. Why waste time? Put them in a cell, let them sober up and then talk to them. Maybe it's done just for this kind of videos...
@daylehudson68106 ай бұрын
Thats what they do
@cactusrose96019 ай бұрын
How do the staff keep from laughing?
@MelanieAF11 ай бұрын
I totally support LE and I absolutely understand that they must get frustrated after dealing with the 100th inebriated foolish drunk or drugged-up person, but one or two of these officers really do try to instigate a scene with their comments. Some things just don’t need to be said, or don’t need to be said a certain way, unless they’re just trying to press buttons and get a reaction. I would think this job is exciting enough with the ones who come in combative without any instigation, to need to stir up the ones who are on the edge and could go either way depending on how you handle them. I mean, they’re really only making their own job tougher by stirring up sh*t, unless they really don’t care about that and like instigating scenes. I’m not saying these people, the arrestees, deserve to be treated with kid gloves and exquisite courtesy, but why make your own job harder by deliberately pressing buttons to get a reaction?
@jenjen28246 ай бұрын
Plus, the officers bend cuffed wrists and use pressure points to cause pain when they are irritated at a mouthy inmate. The inmates cry out in pain and repeatedly say they are hurting their wrists but the officers will quietly and calmly stand there while causing intentional pain - looking innocent for the cameras while manipulating the inmate and the viewers. I don't blame the officers for getting irritated (I know I couldn't do their job) but I hate when they deliberately cause pain simply because they are annoyed and want to get some of their own back - all while playing it off like nothing is happening. (Like the older bald officer with the mustache is doing to Scott (the unpleasant man who hates everybody - around the 42 minute mark).
@MoDeegroes7 ай бұрын
36:42 "federal cop in red dress. That'd be awesome"
@PhinaEmerald966 ай бұрын
Can we give a moment to remember this guy, Anthony "Trumped up charges." "Just throw me in a dungeon" "Yessh~"😂😂
@jenjen28246 ай бұрын
Sounded just like Joe Pesci. 🤣
@markbirchette8740 Жыл бұрын
God almighty! I live in Utah as well and can't imagine Danielle as a neighbor, let alone a girlfriend or wife! Can you say or spell alcoholic? Ugh 😂
@julinalilly7439 Жыл бұрын
Awesome Episodes of Jail
@1927su7 ай бұрын
I’m a Fed… okeee Lordy
@geminiecricket479811 ай бұрын
😂due process of photosynthesis😅
@UKMessi1 Жыл бұрын
this TV show is so good
@puragonzales27954 ай бұрын
I give our men in uniform particularly our officers for this difficult job! Kudos and salute to you all!❤️🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
@urjust2cool Жыл бұрын
Whoooa buddy, someone call a priest 😳 that looney tune is scary
@jeffreyharnden7523 Жыл бұрын
Damm that guy was super lucky he got handled by those two female officers james you lucky dog you
@terri9547 Жыл бұрын
They should stick all these drunks in one cell.
@CctheCoolCat5 ай бұрын
That would be an episode I would love to watch!
@BitterTruth-pd9ft Жыл бұрын
Basically they are all good people but unfortunately have lost the way . sad
@AwkwardBlackGal613 Жыл бұрын
How can a good person leave 2 children in a car when it's 92 degrees outside?
@beadyeyedbrat4 ай бұрын
I used to believe that.
@1927su7 ай бұрын
Years ago I read of some consequences of getting caught drunk driving in other countries, and I remember one place , if caught driving drubkn, you got 20 years for drunk driving & your spouse would automatically go to jail for 20 years too, no matter if they were drunk or not, or even there. Another place said you’d be shot if caught drunk driving .. I’ll have to google that again, but boy I bet a harsh consequence like that would clean up the drunken roads rather quickly
@bobbeals1509 Жыл бұрын
Nothing like a good fight! 2x4 is another thing
@2moons72 Жыл бұрын
I wan't the first lady to say "Tell'um Large Marge sent you!"
@elmolewis9123 Жыл бұрын
The first blonde must sit around with her grandkids and watch reruns of her video.
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
She's probably available
@kaylayoungblood9577 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS SHOW IS MY FAVORITE JIAL SHOW
@1927su7 ай бұрын
But for the grace of God go most of us.. a even a slight change in circumstances could mean/or have meant a very different life for most of us. Yikes
@beadyeyedbrat4 ай бұрын
The only reason not to carry your i.d. is if you're doing something illegal.
@marksmith9810 Жыл бұрын
Gatorade its whats plants crave 😊
@merrim3794 Жыл бұрын
Its got electrolytes!
@HaLLiEB8511 ай бұрын
Ahahha I was looking for a comment like this. Love idiocracy 😂
@thomasstarling76228 ай бұрын
'cause it's got electrolytes.
@n8rlvr8764 ай бұрын
18:23 did he say through the process of photosynthesis? 😂😂😂😂😂
@MartinAston005 ай бұрын
13:00 😆Worst Dealer excuse ever! 👏👏👍👌 LMAO🤣
@ray7419 Жыл бұрын
Just wow
@jeffreyharnden752311 ай бұрын
Andre scott looks like a very cool officer
@Sn0wShepherd11 ай бұрын
Weepy-ness is a symptom of early opioid withdrawal.