Introducing AmazoNL

[@BaerTaffy]

This is fuckin brilliant.

[@Cribbo]

12/10 Egg

[@aah444]

Best ever

[@theancestor6988]

BaerTaffy No force of will can overcome a failing body.

[@rockleesmile]

Fantastic work. Thank you for your time.

[@jonathanoliveira326]

thanks for the company

[@hackmiyer4234]

RockLeeSmile y

[@lemonsquare3790]

Do we still have salt?

[@NoThankYouThough]

Thats the fart copter kid.

[@Skorgriim]

RockLeeSmile please tell me he's seen this.

[@mxchump]

That long ass measurement rant that just kept going. 10/10

[@MalloryGrahamSlams]

mxchump best part hands down

[@foxeh123]

The Isaac soundtrack in the background makes me laugh so hard

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

That's why we love the egg man. He'll start on a tangent about made up units of measurement, and by the time you realize it's been going on for a while, it's been 6 days and you're dying of dehydration. Then he coincidentally starts on another tangent about water.

[@GiornoGiovannaGangstar]

_"I WILL SUNDER YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND FART IN YOUR BATH WATER I SWEAR TO GOD-"_ actual god

[@LostScot]

The single greatest video on KZbin. No more uploads are required. The only thing it's missing is a tinted rock.

[@XeroDain82]

Dajmin the Gamer Scot or is it??

[@wazuponthebus8718]

He already missed it

[@ChargeQM]

Or a POT PLAY

[@NiaTheMilkTank]

@@ChargeQM but the spiders though

[@JasonAhl]

"No more uploads required" KZbin has been completed. Website will now shut down.

[@cocoffee]

this is the reason why nl doesn't want his soul to be uploaded in the deepmind before he dies

[@HowtobeaDeadMouse]

This is the exact reason NL's soul will be uploaded to the deepmind before he dies

[@Wertsir]

We must find NL's soul and upload it to the deepmind before he dies.

[@Daemsco]

Every time you think we've reached peak memeage, something like this comes along.

[@Jimmykarnage]

Erik he wont live this down for years

[@Rmp613]

Sometimes youtube decides it's time again. I never refuse

[@oibywoib]

Facts

Same i just watched this again

[@SadCaligula]

Just popped up for me again. June 23, 2020.

[@firebolt3490]

@@SadCaligula The r/NLSSCircleJerk thread?

[@SadCaligula]

Marfarooni Nope, just my recommendations. I do love that sub though.

[@UwUJima]

6 years later this still hits.

[@missingdays1]

Makes you nostalgic for his old voice

[@moncef0147]

is this what Ryan refers to when he keeps talking about uploading his brain to the cloud to be immortal ?

[@JonHerzogArtist]

He's actually done it. This is top tier.

[@patrickgeale2821]

The only bit of criticism I can provide is that it should be called Amazon Eggo.

[@n0nprofitpuma182]

Patrick * eggcho*

[@DrNinja1123]

bless you

[@bababoss9452]

Genius

[@mfThump]

double trademark infringement.

[@MrTheSmoon]

egglexa

[@jamesdulak3108]

Just rewatched this classic again for the first time in years. Hope you doing well Afro.

[@mfThump]

i want an assistant that goes off on rants and tangents when asked a simple question.

[@BrodenPlays]

"Ey everybody!" had me rolling and I didn't stop til the end!! LMAO

[@iniini2353]

That had me dying on the floor

[@adamflanagan4254]

This is fucking amazing how am I only seeing this now Literal tears of laughter from start to finish

[@ChessQuestionMark]

I come back to this often to remind me of what's important in life

[@hunterhall5747]

High quality product

[@AliKandirr]

Hunter Alfred Hall right there, right there

[@tineresnt5505]

Hunter Alfred Hall High T. product

[@TheBananaMan4]

4:27 A L E X A But for real this is fucking great

[@afro5595]

god fucking dammit i knew i missed one

[@A1phaz0ne]

Its cool. That's just NL Maiden name

[@lLenn2]

Just one? :p

[@Mibbzz]

I need a full version of that Africa song

[@afro5595]

On k8's channel kzbin.info/www/bejne/enbTmqCcic11eNk

[@dr.joctor3454]

Where is the "I've got no idea I'm northernlion" quote from?

[@schuhey7021]

@@afro5595 Holy shit thats perfect. god bless you sir.

[@Mountaindrew1297]

This is 10/10. I love 3:07

[@zman2748]

"I got no idea I'm northernlion" pretty much sums it up

[@RNAlh]

Wow. Just Wow. you picked some fantastic clips.

[@waffleman2211]

You genius. You madman. He's actually done it. But honestly... Amazing.

[@admirosmankovic1065]

like the features, setup was difficult for some of my devices (August Door lock, kzbin.infoUgkxhB5YOMNj04GuoAosExygP4cH-dKeb4aB Bose speaker)... but all switches and outlets (5), thermostat, tankless water heater. Unfortunately all I can do is turn on/off Bose. It doesn't support volume or changing channels, but I believe that is due to the particular speaker I have.... Worth getting if you already have other devices to use it with... I don't sit around and ask Alexa questions much so that doesn't really matter to me....

[@marcosbrito38]

I would unironically buy one of those.

[@thirdmoon13]

3:54 I haven't laughed at something so hard in a while. Amazing work

[@zackadavis]

Oh my lord, this is hilarious. I'm so happy you made this. I can't believe you found so many relevant lines. I lost it at "I've got no idea, I'm NorthernLion". So good.

[@Michael-Hammerschmidt]

I heard "How do you stop your dog from humping your leg?" and immediately I became Michael Scott incarnate "NOO, GOD NO PLEASE NO!"

[@uriarte411]

This is the single greatest video I have ever seen

[@Weighty68]

I love how Toto’s “Africa” is now recommended to me from this video. Who even are these posers when it comes to Eggo?

[@heatblayze]

I think this is the best like/dislike ratio I have ever seen. Noice

[@tineresnt5505]

I feel people may dislike the video to spite you

[@fawfuls]

I've seen better ratios.

[@queenofsprinkles]

Probably because it’s the funniest thing on this platform.

[@sasquatch.8]

Why does this video even have dislikes?

[@Matuldo888]

This is so AWESOME :D :D :D Thank you for making this. :D

[@Samuraiasteca]

This is probably the best video I've watched this year.

[@TheILChrias95]

when it goes off on the tangent in the kitchen, Oh my lord.

[@Eluc]

this is heckin gold

[@RazalasTrebla]

Best advertisement for an NL Echo I've ever seen

[@antonbzd]

This was so funny, I have tears in my eyes. Thanks OP, you made my day!

[@jimmyredd]

Haha man, when he selected "Love Songs" and Jeremy picked back up from where it left off... God tier comedic editing right there.

[@shannons1443]

This is seriously the best thing ever. Thank you so much for making my day XD

[@shamblestheclown]

Pot spiders gets me EVERY time I watch this video 😂😂😂

[@blahthebiste7924]

What video is it from?

[@jackmcg0]

blahthebiste one of his Issac videos, so it’ll be very hard to find.

[@thecommenter87]

i always wondered how this thing hears the wake word if it isnt always listening

[@thecyanskeleton345]

thecommenter87 It's because people cant understand the difference between listening and recording so rhey say it does neither

[@handooho1294]

from what I understand, it's got a separate circuit board that's always on just for listening to "alexa" and when it hears "alexa" it boots up the whole thing to get what you're saying. Because some people will talk fast, the first 3 seconds after "alexa" is said is recorded on the separate circuit board, then fed into the rest of the device after booting is complete

[@doctorgears9358]

That's honestly pretty clever. It's also pretty trivial to watch what packets come out of the device and see if it's recording every word you say and sending it back to Amazon. Spoilers, it's not. The software to perform this experiment is actually free, too.

[@dead_inside_astronaut3092]

The Metric vs Imperial bit was fucking good

[@elellipsis]

This is the first video I've actually clicked the like button on for years. Fucking gold!

[@jorgevictorino3694]

I died laughing!! Thank you so much for this!

[@mildsteven77]

This is genius. If ever get mad rich I’m gonna pay Ryab to sit in my house and do this all day

[@SteamrollerMike7]

Definitely one of my favorite videos of all time. This is probably the 10th time I've watched it

[@LegendaryValky]

This is my favorite video I have ever seen and I genuinely mean that. Thank you.

[@dylanwaters2047]

This was an S-tier docket

[@britneyspheres7yearsago11]

Northern Define annoying “3 bobs brains without tears” hahaha

[@simongingras-lafond9596]

This is just beautiful. Thank you so much for this!

[@paxmortis4982]

This still makes me laugh every time I watch it. Thanks man.

[@thejoco1990]

THIS is amazing my only regret is i didn't see this sooner. thanks for the laughs

[@PoprawnyPolakHD]

This is the most laugh I've had from the internet in a while! Thanks :)

[@SomeGuy-tr2hi]

4:20 wow the AmazoNL comes with its own AmazoNek add-on

[@BlitzenV]

This is ACTUALLY the best thing I have ever seen.

[@DrAwesome5289]

Absolutely spellbinding. Fantastic job.

[@lilaccccc3892]

i love the subtle dragonslayer doppelgänger refference

[@rjengar]

I never knew how much I needed this in my life! :O

[@oliverbedier4255]

KZbin seems to be recommending this video to me again and I am not upset at all

[@LordDivine1]

Thanks for the company... But seriously. Damn this is great. 10/10.

[@konoskubos1641]

"HEY EVERYBODY" This is the sentnce well hear before the end of the world

[@MrStatistx]

Congrats, that is a truly magnificent edit

[@MrStatistx]

I was in tears

[@guyjusta9973]

Now i want a reaction from NL :'D

[@PizzaRatJC]

Don't hurt me I'm Ryab

[@celci0r81]

what's a ryab?

[@andrewstephengames1260]

common spelling mistake of the name ryan

[@mfThump]

*-don't yiff me, i'm Ryan.-*

[@bradenwetzel6927]

This video is absolutely stellar, however you missed the opportunity of a lifetime “introducing Amazon Egglexa”

[@AIPandamonium]

It's fucking amazing that someone made this.

[@wvogelzang]

I have tears in my eyes, thank you for that!

[@Gopslav]

3:54 got me good, this Is more than anyone could have asked for

[@WinIsGod]

I've just got off a 12 hour shift and i'm sat on the train dying with laughter at this. Bravo.

[@TacoNation14]

"not even that big", "Semi large"

[@SnugLHqs]

So good. You deserve to be more highly recognized.

[@robsmith5434]

How the hell have I never seen this before? I’m dying. Best fucking video on the internet.

[@noatiendoboludos]

This popped up in my reccommendations. The "hey everybody!" at the beginning was enough to make me laugh.

[@xGUANdeLUPEx]

This is fucking amazing. Thank you for your work!

[@Antonuma]

Now if all adds were like this, I'd watch them all!!!

[@spiderninja8779]

best birthday gift! thank you!

[@coconutgun7218]

Surprised you dug up all of these clips. Absolute madman.

[@Plamler]

Some say this was the day we surpassed God himself

[@davidhong1934]

What is God, but our own admission of weakness?

[@queenofsprinkles]

This may be the single greatest KZbin video of 2018.

[@LightoLuka]

This made me laugh so hard lmfao. Thank you so much for this 😂

[@TrashcanGhost]

Laughed just as hard the second time i found this as i did the first.

[@Magikpineapple]

This is so disgustingly amazing

[@hyanfire]

That's a master piece! Thank you for that my sir.

[@CrownedCryptid]

Within the first 5 seconds I was already cracking up. Great editing!

[@lear4015]

My new favorite video. Thank you, this is hilarious

[@SuperGamerNinja1]

This has to be one of the greatest videos ever made.

[@pickle_chip_]

This is so good. I'm relatively new to NL but I love all of this.

[@soopacoopatroopa]

This made me crack up love the egg man

[@whomolgan]

I agree this is ACTUALLY amazing! :)

[@trevorwnewell]

This is probably the best video I have ever seen and anyone who says it isn’t hasn’t seen it.

[@robertanderson180]

Beautiful...just beautiful.

[@TheTheman121]

This is the best echo parody ever, better than even the bitconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnect one.

[@aturchomicz821]

better than this? kzbin.info/www/bejne/jV6udqismZiGY7M

[@tygrak]

Wow I think I watced this like 5 times now. It never gets old.

[@isaacsorrels4077]

I need a live performance of NL singing Toto's "Africa", with the entire NL crew as the supporting ensemble.

[@tychoazrephet3794]

Imagine walking past your Echo, asking it a question about limes and getting the response: "LIMES??! What kinda fuckin' fruit meta are you runnin' over there?!"

[@paperwatt]

The measurement bit killed me. 11/10 on amazon.

[@jgmelody]

Oh my god I didnt know how much I needed this

[@sasquatch.8]

"Northernlion what day is it?" "I got no idea I'm Northernlion." Why am I laughing so much at this😂

[@kaingates]

The Circlejerk isn’t worthy of this quality