Introduction to America

[@FreudianSlipProductionsEnglish]

Our video "Introduction to the Middle East" was removed by KZbin.

[@stardustx0x655]

RIP, Could give a South east asia a try, Maybe it'll stay longer.

[@alibayatirad7286]

im a middle eastern man and i found the videos hilarious .this youtube removing what is so called racist is against freedom of speech and is bigotry..bro keep making more videos with love from middle east :)

[@lyq3r2]

Can we accidently find it somewhere else, maybe?

[@sotirissotergi]

Post it on another site

[@stardust4001]

Plz post again

[@rBennich]

"We use the Richter scale." - Briljant jävla skämt.

[@kshinji]

One of the few funny moments of this shit.

[@dennydaydreamer]

Actually, the Richter scale was superseded by the moment magnitude scale...

[@inkbold8511]

What is that?

[@Blinkers2007GameDev]

sanerlligen

[@eymeen2054]

Where’s the part where they steal all the oil?

[@JolleBoiii]

0:42 Right there pretty much.

[@anon457]

We dont steal.. We Liberate and spread freedom around the world, one bullet at a time.

[@dutchvanderlinde6906]

first of all they did not invade iraq to steal oil they invaded iraq because the crazy dictator saddam husain was terorizing the country and killing millions of people. so dont come here with your anti american shit just be glad the the biggest superpower is a democratic country like usa and not china or russia who will only do stuff for their own benefit while america acually care about protecting other countries like europe for example have a very weak army in comparison to russia and china so be glad that they have usa to keep china and russia in the their place(i am not american btw i am norwegian who has lived in America for 5 months now)

[@AmirDarkOne]

Thomas Müller and how give them dose guns ,chemical and biological warfare technology? and blocked down UN resolutions that condemned Iraq for using chemical weapons against the Iranians and their own Kurdish citizens ?

[@dutchvanderlinde6906]

plz speak english

[@AbbeRustMojo]

You should of made the police man scream ''Stop resisting!'' as well

[@Lucas_Jeffrey]

this comment made me laugh as hard as the shootout scene

[@agdor7617]

should've

[@nltiro3387]

Should have

[@MlokLik]

should'veshouldhave have should

[@travelingecho]

The nickle back joke was very offensive! 😂

[@Antraeon]

Echo omni That's the idea.

[@LittleLulubee]

Nickelback ROCKS 🤘(and they're CANADIAN, lol)

[@notallopinionswerecreatede4465]

@john vu Why, exactly? They're helping to stop misinformation

[@lesfoufounneselectriques5761]

nicklebackvis thecworst rock band I've ever heard auwful fake music and no chorus and that's not singing if you paid me l wouldn't listen to it

[@adamski8985]

I love the 6000 year old joke you know its funny because people actually believe that.

[@PracticaProphetica]

Yes. We do. It's pretty simple. The dating systems are all based on the assumption that the general makeup of the earth and solar system has been roughly the same, since the beginning of time. If there were major cosmological / atmospheric differences (ie. before the flood), the dating methods will be highly inaccurate. So, millions of years actually is thousands of years.

[@josharntt]

Most people don't

[@chrisby6635]

That when you know they are americans.

[@boaoftheboaians]

Adam Daruk Well tbh even as a Christian I don't necessarily believe the Earth is 6000 years old, but I don't strongly believe either that its millions of years old. I'd say its probably thousands of years old. Even I could be wrong though about the millions of years thingy. And I guess I'm one of those few people who agree with Frank Zimmerman.

[@outdoorsguy]

@@PracticaProphetica Before the Flood? You don't believe that too, do you?

[@nrose168]

Hi, dual citizenship 🇵🇭🇺🇸, keep up the good videos! Nice to laugh and keep an open mind :) ingat!/"Take care!"

[@acefreaky2988]

God bless America , from those that love it.

[@FFingerboard123]

bra jobbat grabbar, minst lika roligt som eran svenska kanal!!

[@hallmonitor4426]

"We use the richter scale" That got me

[@98pg]

Skitroligt klipp! Fortsätter ni så här kommer ni bli riktigt stora!

[@carmelopappalardo8477]

Sadly they stopped.

[@TeamGamingSWE]

so many americans in the comments that have no clue what these guys joke about in their swedish videos

[@gloomy_streetDog]

Depends which state

[@missamieholly2313]

"The land where you can say and do whatever the f*ck you want!" Dör redan 11 sekunder in xDD

[@minilink3371]

the richter scale joke was brilliant

[@approachwithcautionproduct3880]

Very funny!!:)

[@YasinTheDuke]

It's nice you put your ads at the end of the video.

[@dypoet]

LMao... Man, your video is spreading in Chinese social network now

[@lupsastta90]

Daoyuan Jia Should have made a China version and see the like/dislike ratio lol

[@ab-ul1yz]

Daoyuan Jia Can I ask you if it's been censored for mentioning voters' turnout?

[@alamoemperor3845]

a b it mentions americas voters turnout, so prolly not.

[@PracticaProphetica]

How did you get it past the great firewall of China?

[@ab-ul1yz]

WAR_Falcon Yes but it's still about some sort of election, you know...

[@ultrashbg]

Finlands eller ryssland kursen?

[@pankuksmastarenolof9264]

axel koss torilla tavatan

[@JesperSalama]

Det vill jag se :D

[@JohnJones-ct9pr]

Finland only accepts Muslims and Russia accepts ......nobody

[@justjoking5841]

Wow... I have never been so privileged to witness so much freedom in one video...

[@mrnoir9505]

People:haha it's all true about middle east Same people:it's not true at all(about america) The problem is they even didn't lived in middle eastern countries for one minute and all of their information comes from american tv news

[@Spauso]

mr noir I already commented about that but didn’t realize someone else thought the same way, these noxious so-called logical neckbeards can go jump off a bridge, good on you for being more civil with this comment

[@greenpeppersalad]

People, nowadays, don't appriciate good satire.

[@nilenninju4709]

Sadly people are judgemental

[@dannysnee4945]

Or every study done on social attitudes in the Middle East. But yeah, only trusting the Western media when they are hating on their own countries is bound to turn out great

[@Spauso]

The Aussie Cumquat I don’t understand what you’re getting at

[@legionofsnowbros7088]

Could be my new favorite channel...

[@Rundik]

Country where you can't say anything without offending anyone

[@MrGrey-zc2cy]

England?

[@Rundik]

@@MrGrey-zc2cy Greenland

[@ciswhitescum6469]

How have u not blown up all ur vids are insane

[@mariolis]

Great video ! I had quite the laugh 😂

[@thesilliestgoose5990]

This is more of American teenagers than anyone else...

[@warwickthekingmaker7281]

"We don´t measure body weight in pounds anymore. We use the Richter scale".

[@cherrybomb91]

really funny, after watching introduction to the middle east and this one you guys need to do more

[@MatuaKiwi]

is there an introduction to NewZealand

[@gunnerysgthartman6124]

America is actually good Im non American

[@richasarkar5825]

well how do u know if u dont even live there

[@drageben145]

Is the narrator the blonde guy from pistol shrimps

[@anthonyvigil7567]

I was confused on to why this guy would be used to explain America until I saw the Raiders hat

[@MoanaLegends]

great great great!!!

[@thaerybeksloy4267]

Moana Legends ។ ។។

[@RafaelRabinovich]

And Great, again!

[@Tipsyweeb]

can you do a aussie one?

[@buncho6199]

This is a beautiful place to be in, oh hey is that police car? Please car? Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam!!!

[@Louise_0]

Nothing bugs me more than when Americans say "when I visited Europe" or "I would love to go to Europe one day" Europe isn't a country.... what place in Europe do you mean??! England? France? Russia? Poland? Spain?

[@basileustace4235]

Please do a video on Sweden, they really need to laugh a bit before they go under...

[@missamieholly2313]

There is one already, it's just in Swedish. Go to the video "Sverigekursen" and have English caps.

[@Vysair]

Malaysia is also quite a young country, a sub-American country.

[@tamamshud5879]

Vysair pfff nah. People were living here but only recently it has developed. But America was literally discovered by other people(of course except their indigenous people )only 400 years ago.

[@jackkraken3888]

As the great DBZ once said: "HOLD YOUR FIRE THIS MAN ISN"T BLACK"

[@notannpc2099]

Jack Kraken its sad that i get this reference

[@ViktorKlemming]

Jävlar va snygg kille vid 2:05 dra mig

[@noahvansvik5321]

Viktor & Filips Äventyr t TT TT. T tttt TT TT t TT tttt TT t t t TT TT TT. T vt. Vt

[@optforthyname3800]

Så ni är mer än bara "vill" vara gay efter allt. (-; Älskar din kanal

[@josharntt]

Ew, Sweden

[@godlyoblivion]

what was the November joke

[@ElSauxy02]

People can’t almost post anything in KZbin AT ALL because then it ends up being removed for a stupid reason , or even WITHOUT

[@candyluna2929]

And I work with people that are mentally disabled, they are lucky to be in the USA, very few places have all the services as here. Nothing is perfect though... I hope y'all take this video as the humor that it was intended to and not literal as many ppl now take everything so serious

[@epiccreatorMC]

We don't use pounds we use the rector scale

[@jersamcrisostomo]

"We don't use pounds anymore, we use the Richter scale" that is actually a funny joke 😂

[@princesingh6961]

U need to have more subs man

[@mathiasvoorhees6232]

Since my mother was Irish and my father French I ended up in the shit country of France. so then I told meself I had to immigrate somewhere if I wanted to succeed, so I got a job as a deputy in the United States, and now I'm a marshal in Keams Canyon, Arizona.

[@notannpc2099]

Mathias Voorhees you should've picked canada

[@mathiasvoorhees6232]

I'm sorry but I don't really like Canada. Also I keep seeing you everywhere.

[@AreYouKenneth]

The title says "Introduction to America" but it was about US only

[@DarthCookieKS]

Kenneth Solano because "America" refers to the US. America isn't a continent, it's a country, and that's why people from the US are called Americans, not United Statesians 🤷‍♂️

[@AreYouKenneth]

@@DarthCookieKS you're wrong. America is a continent

[@DarthCookieKS]

Kenneth Solano lol no it's not. Can you name the seven seas and seven continents? "America" isn't one of them. There's two continents called North and South America which are collectively known as the Americas. There's no place in the world called "America" in it's singular form besides the US.

[@wyxxoz3955]

@@DarthCookieKS well it's not a continent but SA + NA are usually called The Americas or America for short. The US is also called America. It's very confusing.

[@speed65752]

Do you mean halloween? No, invading another country. I'm dying😂😂

[@vivekkumar-py6kp]

This guy looks like : Iko uwais from raid redemption :the screen patti (engineering placement )guy

[@svyalinirnhut890]

Why would anyone want to leave Norway for America?

[@DarthCookieKS]

Eddie Tao Norway has a high suicide rate and the weather is shit. It's a depressing place to be

[@svyalinirnhut890]

@@DarthCookieKS General wellbeing, wealth distribution, health care, short work hours, low crime rates... Norway and Denmark are actually happiest countries on earth. Weather is quite depressing so, probably the only reason why people suicide lol.

[@handyfix2952]

I’m sick and I don’t have money for medical insurance. Well excuse me, please allow me to take on a second job so I can pay for your health care.

[@Qoreader]

This deserve subs, I come after this middle east video. Please joke on anything. This channel should do fair to any country.

[@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski]

Common, be fair to the system. You do have freedom of de-Press-ion, so it is not that bad,, yet. Greetings from a kind of United States... of Europe. Cheers!

[@Joelmonterrey]

Those white males are doing just great. Longest 4 years of our lives.

[@jacques4703]

This was absolutely great

[@mrmeeseeks123]

please upload more

[@shaundaly1134]

Funny. Do Britain next!

[@binthrdonthat]

I hope your video gets shared especially in foreign countries. Then maybe the third world won't come over, but unfortunately tens of thousand haven't seen it and we keep getting invaded

[@TheLiamis]

Superb.

[@meinname5788]

I feel offended... By The very small US Flag...

[@Othello379]

Good stuff!

[@brianring3425]

I definitely need one of those Mexican transportation device. I already have a lawnmower, dishwasher and all purpose laborer. "Vamonos!" Lol

[@williammundey2033]

I love my country 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 FUCK YEAHH

[@rationalmadman4450]

I love this y’all are fucking amazing

[@КонстантинГеоргиев-и9ф]

At least november of this year.... so true

[@bonnieaprillollipoptrigger6516]

This dosen't apply... to me because I am poor.Opsie* Your benefit!😂👍👌

[@thedude4795]

Freedom and democracy til November haha....

[@Emppu_T.]

Good stuff

[@quickscopeoneeighty9158]

I'm LITTERALLY fucking shaking right now.

[@andrewdorie]

Please don't "blend in in America"! Blend out! Blend out!

[@12of15]

From an American, that was funny. But I still love my guns and my free speech.

[@swole2]

the police joke has aged well

[@bskee001]

This guy looks like kinda like that singer Robbie Williams

[@LittleLulubee]

Cuz you're going to be a lawyer 😂😂

[@GeneralLDS]

Sounds like the android from cyber life

[@greekhuman8706]

what happened to introduction to the middle east?

[@ianloh4387]

Where's the donuts

[@shieldaxma8027]

Ni är bra. JÄVLIGT bra.

[@idresshinwari4763]

Nah the government is very helpful but some people curse and fight ,other than that I love it in here

[@schmiddy8433]

thought a lot of it was hilarious, although virtually all of the crime / police shootings are in a few cities with serious gang problems, the rest of america is really nice.

[@Ceatus.Henderson]

*One million people Immigrate a year.

[@johnjriggsarchery2457]

Haha, nice.

[@SplashAttackTCG]

Welcome to 'Merca! The land where if you're not white, prepare to get REKT!

[@DarthCookieKS]

Splash Attack TCG lol imagine if a bunch of brack pripo moved to your country and racked up the crime rates and joined gangs and drug cartels. I don't think your people would be too happy. Oops!

[@josephlawndale6065]

This video is sick, it made me laugh

[@pbmultiverse543]

"hilarious" Some Mexican kid watching a video about the US - 2018

[@rodro5136]

The police scene was funny!!! LOL Also, somewhat true. Shoot first, ask questions later - in many cases The other ones are not the norm in the US

[@wuznab5109]

If you can get into the country in the first place. >_>

[@gameexpert2011]

I get this video was meant as a joke, but I disagree with the end about where it talks about minorities not achieving the American dream or if you come from poverty. Born in Washington DC with Armenian heritage, my parents came from Armenia Soviet Socialist Republic ( Armenia was part of the USSR between 1922-1991 ). My parents didn’t have jack shit. But after working hard for about 10-20 years in the United States, we started climbing the social ladder. I’m 19, and I can tell you that my parents combined income when they arrived here was no more than $10,000. Now their combined income is estimated to $250,000. That’s a HUGE jump. Yeah, my family and I may not be rich, but we achieved soooo far from when we originally started with. I work as well, but the money I earn all goes to books and college tuition. Also, if anyone is wondering, no we’re not Muslims/Middle Eastern, we’re Christians. ( Armenia is internationally recognized as the first country to adopt Christianity as their state religion ). That being said, I’m a happy Armenian-American. Liberals always make minorities feel like they’re victimized, or powerless. In reality, they would prefer living on food stamps or government aid so hard working American’s tax dollars goes to them “supposedly” to get them back on their feet. My family didn’t get any help from anyone, but we made it in life, we’re still continuing. We’ll never stop growing. That’s the American dream/spirit. Keep working, keep hustling, keep grinding. Anyone can make it with the right mindset. Have a smart budget plan. Don’t buy unnecessary things. Invest as well. Signing out, peace ✌🏻

[@Flyingwithdale]

Europe is a nice country. XD Never gets old

[@jahknow8854]

I’m TRIGGERED😂

[@Roriksteadhorsethief]

Är utbytesstudent i USA och relaterar så sjukt mycket till allt detta hahahha

[@ascendedfashy9632]

Now do one on the balkans

[@Lumpcas]

Theese videos are so offensive i love it

[@kristyann9912]

We do have our guns!

[@TheTilitus]

Helt underbar. Ren sanning blir lätt levererad humor.

[@happyjalapeno9397]

This is actually very accurate

[@nelswolf]

It'll still take 5 years

[@radspeed113]

Oh I love stereotypes. Lol this was great

[@minkorrh]

Lol. Do one on Canada.,...please.