Introduction to Programming

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[@TheMASTERFURIOUS]

My right ear wants to learn.

[@Torturephile]

Why you copy my channel cover picture as your avatar?

[@TheMASTERFURIOUS]

How would I know that? I had this avatar pic for a long time.

[@Torturephile]

That was a joke.

[@JesseUnderscoreMartin]

Whew.. I was worried my headphones where broken..

[@MrOmniblast]

SAME! Was about to switch to another video to check, haha!

[@Elias07070]

my left ear liked it!

[@campersam00]

lol right

[@noahetan1093]

LMFAO >>>>>HAHAHA

[@cjnefyn779]

so true I got barely anything in my right

[@johnny-chen1999]

yep

[@chadiauehall5329]

Lol

[@NotQuiteNews]

My left ear learned how to program

[@ghr501able]

+George Kellas headphones too

[@neverfalter1017]

+George Kellas Tell me about it. lol

[@Dydreth]

+George Kellas Sounds like it's out of phase.

[@aiden287]

+George Kellas My left ear was feeling a little lonely until I read your comment and realised my headphones were on the wrong way :p

[@alitanwir3372]

+George Kellas hahahaha good one

[@yosh9w305]

Pull your headphone jack half way.

[@lovefirst5956]

smart!! thanks

[@Cosmic_Shiv]

Dude thanks a lot, My right ear was feeling illiterate for quite a long time. XD

[@dandre3732]

+Prashanth VG Your context error is on fleek!:)

[@zapxcero]

to the top!

[@blipbloop8139]

Genius :o

[@marc21940]

Am a 73 year newbie. Viewing Eli because I want at least stay close to my sophomore grandson. Eli, you are an excellent teacher. I wish I had had a professor that could deliver like you. I'll try to stay up. Onward and upward.

[@Hyf5]

Your comment was 3 years ago, i wonder if you're still a newbie or not.

[@xpd9961]

Same hussin, same.

[@Samir-rd8xp]

Hussin Mohamad I wonder if he is alive or not

[@rubenlara1788]

God bless you!!

[@yourboiabstract3608]

ImThatOneGuy you're sociopathic lul jk

[@marcusrodriguez3045]

lol. for a sec I thought my ear phones broke

[@hypsticfanta]

Marcus Rodriguez me too

[@oghenetejirilove208]

Me too

[@natez999]

Me too, will get you in prison

[@jaybaly7227]

Me tooo

[@mattgirschick1902]

Dude, you have a way of making things very clear. I've been programming for a few years now and I WISH i had you when i was learning. You would have saved me a hell of a lot of time deciphering the gibberish my professors were spitting out

[@harrynewton4786]

Matt Girschick lol I've been programming for a couple of years since i was 13 and am thinking about going into CS, but until he mentioned pseudocode and stuff, he changed my life for eva

[@shiiraarankueso408]

Same..ahahah

[@PMAJellies]

*Becomes a master at programming *Can't duplicate the audio file to make it go to the left and right audio speaker.

[@kakashi99908]

+Jellies Designs I wouldn't consider someone in IT a master in programming

[@A2Kaid]

+Jellies Designs He's not a master at programming.

[@StevenStormTrooper]

+Jellies Designs *doesn't realize one can set speakers to mono output

[@jayservices9692]

😂😂😂😂

[@Aristoletes111]

Are you really criticizing someone giving us free Lessons????What a World we living on these days

[@waqashamidi9733]

I eagerly want to learn, but unfortunately don't have the opportunity cuz I am living in Afghanistan, and we don't have good universities. So, this KZbin is the only source that we can get benefit from. Thanks for your videos.

[@erina4467]

Nasri Mohamed woooowowowow thanks this helped me out a lot too! I’m from Europe tho & am already studying in uni (but in a different field) and I want to learn programming just as a hobby. :)

[@politicallyincorrectbeing8201]

@@erina4467 Same i'm a med student but i always loved programming man

[@donlansdonlans3363]

Leave that country

[@front331]

@@donlansdonlans3363 thanks to Trump, he's not allowed in the States.

[@JoeyAgzBDA]

Great English, assuming it isn’t your first language?

[@MagnetManReviews]

I left programming behind for the last year or two using your videos to get back on my feet thank you so much, I'm very thankful for your videos :)

[@YeseniaSmiles25]

Shout Out: I am a baby new at this completely. I have been in the Contemporary Art business for almost ten years now and want to learn programming for the next couple years so you are about the seventh video I have watched and you have been the most understanding of them all. You are excited, vocally well spoken, articulate which definitely make me feel confident that you love what you do and are giving us the basic facts! Especially the fact that you say the same thing twice in two deferent ways just to make sure we understand and are on the same page which keeps us on track. Great job Eli!

[@clevertechie]

programmer joke: !false It's funny because its true

[@mulira]

hha

[@SomeGuy-ye8it]

not funny

[@yalizhao1570]

??????????

[@SaxnntProd]

i get it😁

[@dzeliongurung3218]

Ah, clever.

[@nancyadaeze1901]

This was the best programming video for beginners. I love, love it. I can't wait to go for more advanced lessons.

[@ruruonihimura5934]

My left ear was very thoroughly enjoying this. My right ear was feeling lonely. So I downloaded the video and played it back using mono instead of stereo audio. And they lived happily ever after.

[@oo-gg6yo]

Awwwww what a good bed story :)

[@toprak3479]

You didn't have to download it really

[@AfricanFlightStar]

Man!! So glad i found your video, this is exactly what i needed. Have wanted to learn programming (to build web database apps) from the ground up for ages but never found someone who covered the BASICS of what programming is all about, and then build from there. Love your teaching style and how you review & summarize all the steps. Really looking forward to binge watching from here onwards, THANK YOU ELI! ⚡️💪🏼💥👍🏼

[@George-ow1mn]

Starting my 2nd year of my degree soon and this is a fantastic introduction! Just what I was looking for.

[@dooookAgnes]

This is really easy and clear explanation of basic concepts in programming. Thank you so much!

[@_grayven1202]

Is the sound alright? No. It's *all LEFT.*

[@the77th]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ❌❌❌

[@BulldogMindsetArchive]

Another awesome video, Eli. Important concepts there, especially for the newbies. Thanks for making the programming community stronger ;)

[@PedroHernandez-uj9oz]

Dude nice page like your channel

[@descartes_1134]

Simple Programmer NO! Stay where you belong. I watch Eli on my iPad and you on my phone. When things get mixed it gets too meta.

[@Zakkkkkkkkkka]

right on

[@kapilshukla6704]

Simple Programmer It's passion which leads us! please, don't demotivate any1!! I know it's tough but after all we are humans, we can do whatever we want!!

[@dzeliongurung3218]

The video is from 2011.

[@edfud_]

I love you! I have been in school for 3 years now and I started as a nursing major that switched to Comp. Science! I have learned more in this video than I have with my professor all of my past semesters! thank you!!!

[@CinnamonTrees]

Just a heads up, for anyone watching this on a Mac, if you go to System Preferences > Accessibility > Audio (the path may be slightly different on earlier versions; I'm on 10.9), you can make stereo audio play as mono. This should make listening to this video much less painful if you have headphones. I'm sure there's a similar solution for Windows; if anyone knows one, feel free to reply to keep it next to this comment.

[@mr.clutch_6878]

MVP

[@xG0BLES]

Couldn't write code to get the audio to work in my right ear?

[@christiandavis5332]

You code?

[@ckhoueiri]

Remove left earbud. Now you have sound in right ear. :-)

[@BulldogMindsetArchive]

lol

[@EmptyHand49]

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[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

lol

[@hylabrookbooks]

Hi Eli! I really hope you get this comment because you're introduction to programming course was so helpful. I've always been attracted to computers, and would say things like "i want to get into computers". My dad was a programer and you helped me better understand what his job was. I'll be watching your videos, especially since I can't afford college right now, but this will help me so much figure out what path to take. Thank you so much for taking the time to share what you know (:

[@dubugga]

I've been trying to decide which direction to go in regards to a career. I've been around computers all my life so watching this video only enlightened me even more about the possibilities of computer programming. Thank you for this!

[@muddmar0]

you are an exellent teacher. thank you very much.

[@NathanWiki]

You're a very good teacher, thanks so much!

[@Alex-xg9xt]

Man, this video still holds up EXTREMELY well in 2020, all still totally essential knowledge. Great video getting the points across in a way that cannot be misunderstood.

[@TheEvaluna1975]

Good intro to programming for those of us who are new to the field. Love the way you patiently explained every topic and translate complex concepts into more simple, easy to visualize definitions. Plus, you were a lot nicer than in your Q & A videos ;)

[@liptoncheetos]

If you have an iPhone go to settings (general -accessibility) turn on “mono audio” ... It fixes the audio.

[@Redoer]

my left ear enjoyed this lesson

[@chrisstorey6428]

Hm. Never knew God watched youtube.

[@kathleenfoley2036]

This was a fantastic video, IT is such a broad scope... I had been thinking of entering this field but confused as to a starting place (not knowing the scope). Your video made so much sense, thank you for explaining in a language simplified, your an excellent teacher!

[@brokenwishbone422]

Thanks for this video! You explained some small but significant functional detail that makes it much easier to grasp what is being done. Seems like 80 percent of people just tell you "type this here, then this, and it makes that happen." Never explaining exactly why its being done and the reasoning behind it. Your explanations make it easier to dive into the more complicated things I try to memorize.

[@lulyehomadale9009]

we need Ideas that will make some one to be programmer without attending to university put more efforts to programming tutorials,thank you in adavance

[@grimvee7102]

you can tell this guy does more typing than writing lol.

[@StriderAngel496]

i know right :))

[@bryang6211]

Jourdan Louis. He's one of those

[@SuperRed876]

I don't get it ?

[@StriderAngel496]

SuperRed his handwriting is terrible because he types instead of writing :)

[@grimvee7102]

lol yup x)

[@Agnus958]

As a prospective IT and management student this helps a lot! Thank you!

[@vonobi]

You are about the best explainer and teacher i have encountered on KZbin and even in real life. Very concise and I wish i could have your mentorship on my journey to becoming a great programmer and entrepreneur

[@Bart_Depestele]

forget Chuck, Mister Eli is the new sheriff

[@badumtiss9834]

I'm soon entering high school, and I want to major computer science and engineering when I enter college. So I'm looking to get as much knowledge as possible before I get there, so I might have a head start.

[@EpicMcFails]

Stick with it! I'm going into my third year of high school and I regret not starting as soon as you are.

[@NickolasLacey]

you're already having a good start by caring early in high school. Get into your school's computer science or web development classes, do fun projects on your own with the languages you are already familiar with, check out codeacademy.com for basic learning. You may not be able to get a degree in high school but you have the time to give yourself experience.

[@tsohgallik]

Ba dum tiss I felt like this too... Maybe just being lazy or not seeking someone as a foundation... Never went to school... Good Luck... Its been a year so... Hows it been?

[@Sonicmask]

I cant thank you enough. In a world where everyone is in "IT" but you ask them anything they have no idea about anything, just riding the bandwagon. Thank you for showing us!

[@Cypher360clothing]

This is the first time that I have ever heard someone explain Programming in this fashion, meaning Eli explain what each program does, even down to prototyping. I am ready to solve problems. Great job!!!

[@JeffSokol604]

My left ear enjoyed this video.

[@hypsticfanta]

Oasis S. Me

[@jayservices9692]

😂😂😂

[@ikomaster2976]

Hi Eli! please differentiate these: Web programmer Desktop application programmer Distributed applications programmer Library/platform/framework/core programmer System programmer Programming scientist

[@skaiyzn3398]

I thank you for sharing. I know I got a very long way to go for even the most basic idea I have in mind currently, but introductions and basics will help me get one tiny step closer. You did help clear up some things I couldn't grasp before from other people explaining the basics.

[@harrrisonpressly9005]

As someone new to the tech world and wanting to learn programming, I can say this video is really good. A lot of the stuff in here I heard about but it wasn't explained well before.

[@Ry-vh3js]

my left ear liked this video but my right ear was feeling a bit lonely do u know a code to fix that

[@chrisstorey6428]

Lol.

[@GSReptiles]

XD His handwriting! Cool vid by the way

[@puvididdle]

Thanks for the intro to programming. Really helped. And I played it in mono.

[@mustaphamohammed5747]

This is very helpful. I want go into programming but dont know how and where to start. This video has made me understood the basics. I love it.

[@Jake-Day]

I made Ruby programming tutorials for those interested in learning programming. If you need any help or have questions just ask.

[@damienwayne2347]

Jake Day Williams hey I have one question Do i have to be maths savy to start coding? Bec im shit at coding

[@user-lq7bp7ue1g]

what kind of jobs can you get with ruby?

[@adrianoldchannel2494]

Damien Wayne you don't have to know a dam thing about mathematics programming will teach you mathematics.

[@MarekHastik]

Hey Eli, would you consider teaching Java classes?

[@svink312]

Great vibe Eli, so good you post this type of video's looking forward to the advanced classes.

[@sbtoolman12123]

OMG!! Thank you sooo much for making this video! You cleared up so many questions i had just 10 minutes into the video!

[@97GoldDust]

My left ear likes the tutorial.

[@johndhansen5]

I get it, because ears don't cross hemispheres... Funny

[@undergroundbodega9766]

Oh my God. Looks like I am going to be the world's greatest programmer because we have the same handwriting!!!!!

[@Slarti]

As a developer of some 23 years of experience I think you have made some excellent points. Knowing what you want to do and using pseudocode are extremely important. It's what I had to do for around 5 years. I am at the stage now where I tend to think in classes, abstractions and interfaces so I can generally think through what I want to do without needing to use pseudocode. However I still document my ideas so that I have a proof that the ideas all work together. Basically programming comes down to building machines in an abstract space and the more one can train oneself in design by reading other people's code and reading up on different patterns of programming - the less effort it will be and the more joy it will give you. Yes, programming is a joyful experience when you are absorbed in it.

[@roshanacarmody730]

Thanks for the video! I'm currently studying IT Networking and programming has always been an interest of mine.

[@GrassGuideLP]

My right ear is lonely :(

[@dixi3333dixi]

:-) mine also

[@alexj5654]

My right earphone is broken anyway

[@aromuskosincalti1479]

and the speech impediment... it makes my brain hurt.

[@kemotsimoyo8874]

Mine also

[@MaGGotsable]

you can try to switch from ear to ear every 5 minutes so your ears are not gonna feel lonely anymore xd

[@EmptyHand49]

Put your headphone jack in halfway

[@firstlast9184]

I put my headphone jack in halfway, now it's stuck in my ear.

[@sunvnus]

Azukay49 GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL

[@whatthequestion.4600]

Just the tip. XD

[@Randomguy-zv3tv]

worthy hack ever....

[@avdheshgupta5407]

You are the best online teacher I have ever seen. Thanks a lot.

[@roboking1020]

This was a very informative and useful video. Thank you so much. This definitely cleared up a lot of my doubts and confusions in the area of programm

[@RauNukes]

Thanks.now I can only hear frm one ear

[@ryanchecks5145]

*Looks at the screen at 0:00 Introduction to programming 32 minutes *Exits

[@RoyNBarlow]

Thanks to this video I realized my speakers were on stereo and not 5.1 speaker settings like I want them to be. Although changing that setting didn't change the corner of the room Eli's voice came from one bit.

[@titsrule]

Very informative 👍thanks ,i never knew the first thing about writing code and now after one video i feel confident enough to learn more and give it a try...it actually makes sense the way you teach it...nice job

[@raresnandra2145]

im 14 and i think this is the right time to start learning about all of this

[@annetomori4919]

Same

[@MagnetManReviews]

@@annetomori4919 16, I use to do some programming when I was younger but got distracted with other stuff now I'm getting back into it

[@ashleyrussell-manny3400]

My right ear would like to be included but i guess my left ear is favored

[@whuwhaaa2]

From the perspective of someone who has never even thought about programming, I think this was an excellent introduction. Thank You.

[@coolmachine6544]

Eli...you are the greatest explainer I ever seen.....thank you so much for take a birth on this Earth and make this vids.

[@CharalambosPapa]

Great video!!

[@mynamelast9390]

:D

[@amoralexander]

Question. Which book is the best book to learn programming?

[@amoralexander]

What was that?

[@cruisejobnow5743]

Eli i the eloquent and can put across a point very clearly. Other IT professional simply have the knowledge but cannot impart it. Thank you Eli.

[@kutaybanazhah111]

One of the best programming introduction i´ve seen.

[@dominikkuzila]

I thought my right speaker didn't work :D

[@911luidao]

for a sec i though my speakers were messing up

[@quebailey6882]

this was excellent, you explained in detail. thank you very much because I had no idea there were different programmers..loved it..thanks Eli!

[@aymanabdulrahman4751]

thank you so much , i have been looking for someone making as simple like you did.

[@sonofeast11]

My left earphone is broken...

[@potatogames42]

My right...

[@thanelovers]

potatogames42 its called mono audio

[@ihswap]

Mine is too. FUCK!!

[@imtherealtammygonna6216]

Mine too....this always happens...

[@hfd484]

Just shift your body to the left speaker and it's fixed(relatively speaking)

[@Josh-cx8yk]

RIP... Only my right ear phone works and apparently this video only plays audio for the left.

[@songyiworld]

:(

[@nd5101]

+Joshua Price I thought my speakers did too until I heard this lol... was just very low volume

[@zainquraishi4292]

Thank You Eli for giving basic information ,I am planning to choose programming filed.this video helped me a lot

[@asylum_rav]

This has helped me so much and now i know exactly what i want to learn and the basic idea of what programming is. Ty! :D

[@Alcatraz6482]

c+ ? between c and c++ ?

[@ahmedalsaba122]

Aurélien Martin I think he meant c++

[@drewselby4352]

That hand writing tho

[@NgoWunKnows]

Yep, makes me feel better about my own chicken scratch (as my handwriting's been called in the past). haha

[@maricelamorales7507]

Very informative video. This is an advising session who help to decide what type of programmer. Great advisor!!!

[@TyromeB]

I don't know how many times he repeats the fact that you cannot use any language for everything. His said it enough for me to remember and I don't think ill ever forget it tho. Great explanation!! The intro is basically the same as the final thoughts. But overall very informative and educational, THANKS!!

[@badumtiss9834]

It's a pet peeve of mine when people refer to it as "ones and zeroes" instead of "binary".

[@elcapitan9150]

Exactly. Really killed the video for me.

[@NickolasLacey]

well this is a video for beginners, and beginners will probably not know what binary is.

[@CloroxBleach-wu4zg]

lol tru

[@YeseniaSmiles25]

I just learned what Binary meant before this video an hour ago and now will use that word, because if it is a pet peeve of yours it might be for other professionals! Thanks for your input Some Random Atheist!

[@julianmartinez422]

Some Random Atheist so binary just means ones and zeros?

[@annaliezze3713]

has basic math homework to do, watches introduction to programming

[@mrmerciless8684]

Amazing video. I am very interested in programming & figuring out what type of programming that fits my fancy. Thank you so much.

[@pakal494]

This introduction is so good that i dont need another video on introduction to programming

[@CrunchAndCrisp]

MY LEFT EAR !!!

[@grantwilson7435]

if i pull my headphones out just a bit, i can hear with both sides :)

[@dixi3333dixi]

Hey that's true! Thanks for the advice

[@seoyoungkim3959]

it is the most easy and basic course for understanding programming. really thank you !! 정말 쉬운 강의입니다. 너무 기초이지만 그래서 더 가치있는 강의네요.. 감사합니다.

[@soloelly2957]

Your my teacher & you leave me with no question at all, UNDERSTOOD thanks.

[@georgee1405]

Im a beginner and I want to work remote from home. What jobs are in demand and what should i learn first?( PHP)?i m a creative guy, front end would be cool (HTML?) but im not picky. I want the language that I can get a job once I pick it up and then I will continue to learn. PERIOD. I heard android mobile app are in demand (java) ? Whats in demand? What should i learn first???

[@johnfedorov8089]

best advice would be to get a degree in CS.. you're putting yourself at a huge disadvantage otherwise (in terms of pay, where you can work, future salary, promotions, job stability, etc)

[@skylosuno]

B NYCe try craigslist, its made me extra $$. some students need help with coding homework, javascript, php, alot more. most of them dont need to meet in person and can remotely connect with you using google hangouts or skype. paypal would be the method of pay. goodluck!

[@mbiason394]

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[@alisonbriggs2612]

Well, you have periods down pat. Now write regex that turns PERIOD into .

[@maxr8392]

M earl J

[@gabrielr.7423]

The first class I did on programming was pretty easy, and I'm not being arrogant. It just came easily. But what does frustrates me, its the number of possibilities, and the feelin that once you made a choice you can't change the tracks. Basically, Im 2 years struggling with this shit. Did a little of C/C++, Java, Python, I just couldn settle. I didnt write almost nothing useful, just bullshit( maybe thats the problem). I just know that Web Development seems easier, so my bet is on web dev. I guess my real issue is not caring about money, I just want to choose the more intellectualy challenging stuff, but...because of that everything seems more complicated than it should be.

[@seienchin3299]

***** Webprogramming is not easier by default (Also it is in most cases) but you can get some results pretty fast thanks to HTML which makes an interface really easy. Its a joy to see you site even before the actual coding works.

[@thiery572]

***** Making money has nothing to do with intellectual challenging stuffs. They are 2 different things. Of course ideally you want to make money doing intellectual stuffs. But the world is not ideal, so.... :)

[@gabrielr.7423]

thiery572 Have no idea what I was talking about. Getting to know Git right now

[@oljasipka7707]

You're really good at explaining complicated stuff real simple. Thank you.

[@somjiji9021]

Hello

[@sayedkazimi6008]

Thank you very much! Your lessons are really really helpful and amazing. Best wishes for the best teacher !

[@Frednastyy]

Write a device driver in PHP? Challenge accecpted.

[@dontbotherreading]

Write it in objective C

[@Zeuts85]

Good luck with that. If you succeed, would you consider resurrecting my grandpa, pretty please?

[@maxiecoates8108]

HTML 5 NIC DRIVER

[@aeopmusic]

Tell me and I’ll forget: 0:00-17:00 Show me and I’ll understand 17:00

[@thephilosopher5799]

Visual learner as well

[@realbodies1]

Marry me.

[@IanBillen]

Coming from a strong IT and IT Training Background I already knew almost all of this content ...BUT... this was just excellent to watch. Fantastic introduction and the review is Key (as is repetition). Very well done. I'll be watching more.

[@alarmsquadnj]

1st day for me in programming videos from you thank you so much