Inventing uncomfortable objects

In this video, me and my friends play a game I made up where we invent uncomfortable versions of normal household objects. It didn't really go as planned though... enjoy lol
Check out my friends who were in the video!
artisiole: / @artisiole
crossshot: / @notmmamax
avoka sauce: / @avokadosauce2784
grantawe: / @visionintruetype
jabob: / @jaboooob
oayx: / @oayxyt
darby: / @parodyshark1973
redrover: / @finnkid1
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[@caponuts]

A microwave that instead of spinning the food it spins itself

[@troll9841]

Yes

[@gaNull]

the circle microwave put it on a car

[@aaudacityyy.]

They spin me like a record baby round round round round

[@AnonyMous-gj7qq]

speen

[@jakube1735]

Now you just play some polish music and you’re good to go

[@rysea9855]

Uncomfortable keyboard idea: Sticky keys keyboard When you press a key, it'll stay pressed until you pull it back up

[@unregisteredhypercam2774]

Shift shift shift shift shift

[@jonathanluk7]

@@unregisteredhypercam2774 me when I try to be friends with People on Minecraft

[@randomlyrapid8996]

@@jonathanluk7 And then they see you stare into the void as sticky key's pop up.

[@goatgang6461]

Noooo

[@Vaylon.]

that just sounds like my xbox controller f

[@alexwarmouth6012]

Imagine a microwave but it has the dimensions of a refrigerator.

[@Golden_Projects]

Make it scream powered and put someone in, ready you've got yourself some auto-dinner

[@sameggenton1077]

I'm getting in for science.

[@NStripleseven]

Microrator

[@alyssa6743]

that's what I was thinking lol

[@awesomelyshorticles]

Legit they used to be that size

[@clemente_01]

that's a very comfortable profile pic

[@salad-salad8362]

That's a very comfortable blixer pic

[@alexanderseitz5439]

@@salad-salad8362 hmmmmm hmmmmm hmhmhmhmmhhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmhmmhhahahahahahahahaahhahaahhahahshahahajfmfmmgmgmfmfmffmmfmfmggmmgmmbnlnmmmnmmnmmbmbmmbmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmmnnnmnmnmnmmñnmnnmmñmnmnmnnmnnmngixjmhhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@MarcoMa210]

@@alexanderseitz5439 are u okay buddy?

[@fiendfoliorealnotfake]

Pagan cat Pagan cat

[@silenceleafs-sc2gy]

Thank you

[@bettername2620]

Honestly, a normal microwave but it runs on 3 AAA batteries just sounds horrendous

[@renakunisaki]

Of course it's AAA. No, wait. It's three AAs and three AAAs.

[@tokiia_]

AAA

[@aguyonyt1]

why are we screaming

[@TantalumPolytope]

so it runs on AAAAAAAAA batteries?

[@blazeking5544]

@@TantalumPolytope With each extra A it gets even smaller

[@SlimeKing5788]

Imagine a pencil, where both sides are an eraser, and both erasers are hard as a rock

[@PolygonDonut]

OH GOD

[@something1113e]

Holy Fricc

[@quick_light]

this is things that make your entire nervous system scream

[@Sproutjsk]

Officer? Yeah this one here

[@moyashiishi]

i have a really old pencil in my room and it's eraser is hard as hell

[@nithansimplay2643]

how about a normal keyboard but instead of pressing the keys down, you have to pull them up

[@PolygonDonut]

GENIUS

[@_starryy]

Bigbfain

[@pettanshrimpnazunasapostle1992]

And you have to slide the arrow keys in the opposite direction indicated for them to work(eg. Slide up arrow key down for it to work)

[@jamesmerkle4618]

Or make it so you have to double click every key

[@pyxxl355]

Magnetic keycaps which require a special magnetic glove to pull up and register a keypress

[@eyeseedee]

The circular microwave gave me the idea of a microwave that tumbles the things inside like a washing machine

[@GM_Neo]

When its done it ejects the contents

[@ryanhernandez8324]

Imagine you microwave a pizza or something and you get microwave bits in your food

[@madkirk7431]

Oh god

[@madkirk7431]

@@cheddar7777 😐

[@milkywaycookiie]

@@ryanhernandez8324 IM CRYING

[@thepizzaheman]

A toaster that only burns bread to the point of being unrecognisable then shoots it on the floor

[@ng42.]

DA PIZZA HEMAN

[@MorganOgerpon_Fan]

*crunchy splat*

[@RoseTheProtogen]

@@MorganOgerpon_Fan wait

[@Eggyteevee]

I see that as a potential gun that'd be banned in war

[@Olivia_The_Floof]

The trapezoid microwave is actually genius, for this instance of course.

[@Tonatsi]

Better yet, have the door on the small face, and the timer on the opposite face. *inside the microwave. Under the food*

[@kayleighmoore6951]

@@Tonatsi that way, you can only use it a few times

[@Null-value]

A microwave, but this is the control panel: [ - ] Start [ + ] Features: -pressing the plus or minus signs adds and subtracts 1 second of cook time respectively. -this is the only way to set the cook time. -cook time is in shown in seconds only. -holding down plus sets the timer. -holding down minus toggles whether the turntable spins. -it jumps back to the previous cook time once finished. -it does the the same thing if the door is opened without pausing first. -pressing start while it is running makes it beep, this does not pause the microwave. -pressing plus and minus at the same time pauses the microwave. -holding plus and minus lets you to set the clock. military time only. -pressing minus when the cook time is set to zero takes you to the extra presets. you must press minus repeatedly to cycle through presets, as plus takes you to the options for the current preset. -the door hinges are at the top. think oven door, but upside down. -the microwave is in portrait mode

[@PolygonDonut]

WHAT THE FRICK

[@Null-value]

@@PolygonDonut A staircase: -all the stairs are tiled downwards slightly. -the top and bottom of the staircase are a half step below their respective floors. -it goes down 4.5 steps to a landing before going up 18.5 steps. this should make a total are 4 half steps. there are 6 half steps. -the average length of a step for this staircase is 7 inches. I repeat: the _average_ length. the range is between 6 and 9 inches. the landing is 12 inches. -the stairs are carpeted with a pattern of dark gray, light gray, and white horizontal stripes of varying thicknesses. the pattern makes it impossible to see the edges of the steps. oh, and it looks bad. -it is freestanding, away from any walls. -each step creaks. loudly. -there is no banister

[@PolygonDonut]

WTF

[@Null-value]

@@PolygonDonut A bed: -comes up to chest height -rocking chair style feet -the mattress is stuffed with those microfine beanbag pellets, which shift out from under you until either you’re lying directly on the hard bed frame or you slide off the bed. -there is a 2 inch tall by 3/4 inch wide wooden rim surrounding the mattress, which scrapes your entire lower back when you get out of the bed and your entire body when you fall out of the bed. -you cannot put sheets on the mattress. the mattress is stapled to the sides of the frame. -there is a pillow built into the mattress, at roughly one third of total length. -the pillow is too tall and too firm to rest your head on without spraining your neck. -the pillow has a spoiler attached. -it only comes is neon orange. -it has a headache-inducing VOC smell sometimes found with new memory foam mattresses, but the smell never goes away.

[@PolygonDonut]

.

[@alexwarmouth6012]

Imagine a toaster but it opens like a microwave.

[@jwaj]

Shut

[@fdcijugdrhj4807]

A tosterwave?

[@gondolajesus4864]

...toaster oven?

[@nottodayartt5187]

@@gondolajesus4864 yes

[@XEAZUR]

@@fdcijugdrhj4807 yes

[@odyssey6559]

A tap that’s always on except when you put your hands under the water

[@PolygonDonut]

Like the bathrooms with the automatic sensor, but its opposite. Great idea lol

[@dinoaurus1]

@@PolygonDonut what u mean, they always active when i take my hands away and close when i put them back under

[@spingleboygle]

@@dinoaurus1 you are a lucky man.

[@dinoaurus1]

@@spingleboygle ?

[@kayleighmoore6951]

@@spingleboygle unlucky*

[@metamayto]

A keyboard, but all the keys are joysticks. So they all move, but you have to click them in to actually use the key. Jiggling them around doesn't do anything.

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

I can imagine that being very handy for my ADHD brain

[@D3ADC4ANN31]

@@itsgirlcraft5842 samd

[@Null-value]

@@itsgirlcraft5842 My ADHD would love a keyboard like this. I would lose my train of thought three letters into the first word and spent the rest of the day typing random letters, but I would have fun doing it! XD

[@frysauce8653]

aight, but that "slightly too long couch" is just evil

[@rox2225]

That's literally every bench in my city

[@cpl.kokirikid5845]

A bed that drops down half a foot when you pass out so you get the sensation of falling, it resets itself back to original height.

[@MorganOgerpon_Fan]

When you have a falling dream and it’s not a dream

[@Gramerr]

Imagine a keyboard with only the F key and the screen is a microwave

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

Does it pay respects?

[@Gramerr]

@@purplesweaterboi4763 Sadly, *no*

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

@@Gramerr dammit *insert “Press F To Pay Respects” meme*

[@LeftyPencil]

F

[@elizabetharellano7976]

@@Gramerr Does it burn the letter F onto the food

[@Variety.GamingChannel]

MICROWAVE WITH THE BUTTONS ON THE INSIDE

[@vanessasixsmith8754]

Noooooo i thought of that before i saw this comment

[@vanessasixsmith8754]

You beat me to it

[@daffyman1232]

@@vanessasixsmith8754 We don't care, kid.

[@Theoriginalautismer7790]

​@@vanessasixsmith8754did care, did ask

[@chloescreations8410]

6:36 I would like to propose my own: Rounded staircase. All the steps are cylinders

[@chloescreations8410]

9:20 also: trapezoid bed. Too small at the top so just gotta lay down and hope for the best

[@PolygonDonut]

Lmao nice

[@violetiolite]

"Does it ship worldwide or just in North America?" "Uhm, only... Only Portugal" A little fan fact, the Azores, on of Portugal's archipelagos, still has vulcanic activity is some of the islands! You can eat stew cooked with vapours that come from the earth. I myself have never tried it out but my parents have and they said it tastes like sulphur, which does make sense.

[@Triamgle]

"it goes to michigan, then just straight down." im dying lmaoooooo

[@GM_Neo]

You are going to Brazil

[@bcarpyy2739]

@@GM_Neo *You are going to Michigan

[@Andrewchristefor42069]

pov: you live in Michigan

[@xaphobiamoon]

@@Andrewchristefor42069POV: you live in Michigan and you have a love hate relationship with the state you were born in 😂

[@hamburgerhamburger4064]

evaworciM, reverse microwave. Produces heat from outside, inside is safe.

[@SelfDrivingBagel]

Toasty

[@diggoran]

That was literally in the video

[@pinkdoesstuff]

Thats what happened at 2:50

[@beesgold1487]

Sun

[@floweytheflower5261]

Yes it was made by the Senko guy

[@mzadro7]

I did this with a friend and we imagined something we simply called “universal silverware”. It’s a very W I D E piece of silverware, on one end it’s a fork and on the other end it’s a knife. They are both too wide to work well and when you use it the other end pokes your wrist. Also, as if it wasn’t enough, it’s concave so you can use it as a spoon, but the problem is that everything is concave so it becomes really hard to cut and the soup (or whatever) gets on your fingers when you try to eat it (since EVERYTHING is concave)

[@jamasa007]

You are concave too?

[@mzadro7]

@@jamasa007 well, considering how broken was at the time, I would say kind of. Jokes aside, I know this was stupid, but that’s exactly why me and my friends did it

[@gabriellls1145]

Idea: staircase that has pistons on the bottom of each step so it'll be elevated by one stair height on complete random. Therefore, making it completely impossible to run up and down the stairs quickly.

[@prof_esd2462]

Imagine a Microwave with the control panel on the inside

[@ChrisRC2008]

Cool

[@TheStellarMars]

Wait, thats not normal?

[@pillblenderyaoi]

@@TheStellarMars SILVER SPOON PFP

[@spingleboygle]

@@pillblenderyaoimars is now officially classified as a silver spoon. the moon is also classified as a stainless steel fork.

[@pillblenderyaoi]

@@spingleboygle oh ermm that comment was made when they had a silver spoon pfp,, people change their pfp's you know,,

[@royalrice5191]

Nail cutters with serrated edges

[@gregharmon1537]

this is so underrated thees micro waves need to be a thing

[@ilovecairns5181]

Greg Hamon OVERDRIVUUUUU ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAA

[@x-3688]

microwave bus

[@meowtia6929]

@@x-3688 interesting

[@modus8256]

Ahh, i see, u r a man of culture as well

[@gabriellls1145]

@@ilovecairns5181 hIs nAME IS HARMON, NOT HAMON-

[@zackOOO-nz9rh]

a gun that pulls bullets out of people, even if they didn't have bullets in them before it still kills you its just... off... -also you push the trigger instead of pulling it-

[@royalrice5191]

A table lamp but you have to constantly wind it up.

[@JimFourOneTwoThree]

Imagine a spoon but both sides are the bottom part. Demonstration: () |

[@PolygonDonut]

Thats genius, you should draw it out and post it on my discord server

[@JimFourOneTwoThree]

How do I do that?

[@夜死]

@@JimFourOneTwoThree with a pencil, on paper, on a table etcetc

[@dreams.5558]

I don't understand cause the demonstration looks like and actual spoon.

[@quazar3640]

@@dreams.5558 pretend that is a side view.

[@alrightanimations2207]

Imagine a blanket, but no matter how long the blanket is or what ever your height is, this blanket never fully covers you, and your feet always stick out the end

[@rofirofi112]

Sounds like something out of SCP's universe

[@Golden_Projects]

Tie the right liwer corner to the victim's right leg and the left lower corner to the left leg, do the same with the upper corners and the arms, oh wait we weren't talking about bedframes! Meh it works either way

[@edgarzomboss7185]

@@Golden_Projects victim?

[@jayholland6023]

shapeshift

[@juhouo]

How many casualties died during making of this video

[@PolygonDonut]

I had to replace them so many times by entering into a different universe and yoinking a clone of my friend and bringing them back here

[@avokadosauce2784]

@@PolygonDonut summoned them

[@Null-value]

technically speaking, all of them

[@jax7267]

@@PolygonDonut JoJo reference

[@bossu5648]

how many breads have you eaten in your life?

[@leomadero562]

A keyboard where the letters are actually cleverly hidden electrodes that taze you whenever the key is pressed

[@therobloxboss24]

the beginning of the video: staircase but taller the end of the video: *there is always blood*

[@tokiWren]

a microwave that spins the food like a washing machine

[@jenezeltorres3957]

That’s not uncormtabke that’s detah

[@aphilosophicalnaturalist6245]

LHC (Large Heated Centrifuge), becomes a kinetic energy weapon even when slightly unbalanced.

[@silverclover21]

I was daydreaming and I clicked on this video and the little boops at the first 2 seconds of the video immediately just made me happy and snapped me out if it wow

[@VernimmenBram]

"A spife is just uncomfortable" Am I the only one who has spifes at home? They are actually fun to use!

[@PolygonDonut]

THEY EXIST???? LIKE THE HALF KNIFE HALF SPOON???

[@parodyshark1973]

WHAT

[@urmom-zh6zs]

@@PolygonDonut i have one specifically for eating kiwis

[@user-ox6iw6dt5t]

CmeforT

[@Derekky]

lol i thought it was half a milion, or something, no joke

[@grey7685]

@@Derekky same???

[@jonathansurujon6283]

e

[@cal2395]

@gvmbqll__ i have brought it to 70.

[@treeeve]

22k subs now

[@liljatupsu]

My favourite microwaves were the trazoid and circle ones, since they were the only "uncomfortable" ones, the rest were just death traps.

[@technoeevee6969]

This is almost exactly what it's like to work in engineering design

[@parodyshark1973]

IM SO OFFENDED YOU GUYS ARR MAKING FUN OF CHERRY MX BROWNS >:(

[@angiex_x]

@Dominic Rios yes....he's the one

[@arvo-noon]

@Dominic Rios Same lol

[@theninetailedfox9502]

Omg it's u

[@Quazex]

The first microwave design has a spoon still in the soup bowl. Very uncomfortable.

[@creature_has_d13d]

Freaked out just a tiny bit at the Made in Abyss reference. I fuckin' love Made in Abyss.

[@PolygonDonut]

me too

[@parodyshark1973]

ha i found one pongon

[@spookysomeone]

those aren't memes, they're actually an art project and there's a whole bunch more of them :)

[@PolygonDonut]

ive only seen a few of them, if you have a link to anymore that would be really dope!!

[@spookysomeone]

@@PolygonDonut www.theuncomfortable.com here you go! i think this is all of them

[@spingleboygle]

@@PolygonDonut agreed

[@sweeswoop1235]

I remember in high school, in our design class our teacher was showing us these and making us like analyse them and stuff and as a joke (we all hated the teacher) my friend 3D printed like one of the really uncomfortable mugs and replaced her mug with it and was like “so miss, how is this mug a good idea” ( basically asking the q she asked us) long story short she was pissed but that’s for another time

[@siloohs]

Imagine a cereal box in the shape of a sphere.

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

A microwave that, instead of rotating the food horizontally, it rotates it vertically. It also has the door in the bottom

[@aliteralgummybearbuttheegg5378]

Nobody gonna question the fact Oayx sent the uncomfortable microwave at 4:20 pm?

[@OayxYT]

c:

[@werferyt6092]

@@OayxYT omg it's the funny man

[@erase_mello]

0,2,4

[@thatguyfaiq7161]

The cat is having a seizure when you talk

[@mayomuse5007]

You know how washing machines are top load and side load? Imagine a top load microwave.

[@sillygoof2473]

*imagine a side load blender with a slightly loose lid*

[@sneezewatch]

You are a psychopath

[@emiliotanadi7358]

A laptop that opens automatically, REAAAAAAALLY slowly. Like five minutes on a good day

[@InSammity]

Honestly the Senko bread is a blessing

[@fishbowlliz]

This is just Carson, Traves, Charlie, Ted, and Jawsh if they were younger. *I love it.*

[@yotsuyuyagiyama2443]

16:10 Same vibes as the cat faceplanting out of the wheelchair.

[@PolygonDonut]

What was your favorite invention? Reply to this comment with your fave

[@jaboooob]

bomb

[@JimFourOneTwoThree]

No jabob it wasn’t a bomb

[@gayfurry5287]

me ncectro wave

[@shartynico]

the mnicrowave

[@maple1263]

WHY DON’T YOU PIN THIS

[@Tippex_Official]

Madmen: I fear nothing, but those things (Shows uncomfortable images) They scare me.

[@phohou]

jokes on you Roblox obby's are my specialty

[@avokadosauce2784]

free robux

[@phohou]

@@avokadosauce2784 free robux

[@gayfurry5287]

fredvho robbucx

[@cocodevs]

jokes on you I made a bot that makes an infinite obby via intense ai learning with lua and 2000 different stages I made by hand with my friends which took painstakingly long hours now you'll never finish the obby for free bobux!

[@tHE-wc9kh]

Jokes on you, I made a nothing

[@quartexgames9834]

Imagine a spoon, but, It's fused to second spoon creating a shell

[@ChrisRC2008]

Goodidea

[@1sneakyboi730]

Imagine A carpet covered microwave. On the buttons and she'll of the microwave

[@xx_flooziebeastkiller_xxia3743]

Stairs that are angled a bit inward so you have to bend your foot forward.

[@PolygonDonut]

EVIL

[@FenrizNNN]

Death

[@cosmic0808]

10:36 the way that hit synced up with the gif is just PERFECT

[@foxtrot1962]

a stair, but it's moving endlessly in the middle of it like an escalator

[@locos1005]

This video is clearly not a bo- *explodes*

[@ilovecairns5181]

Killa Queens third bomb BITEZ ZA DUSTO

[@LeftyPencil]

quality queen has already blessed this post

[@ladybirdg5658]

After I saw those memes, I had a stress dream wherein I made an "uncomfortable guzheng," (for context, a guzheng is a Chinese instrument that's similar to a harp except horizonal that lies over your lap). The thing was bent at a 90 degree angle in the middle with a string wrapped around the middle at the bend to keep the strings tight. To play, you'd wrap your hand around the part pointing "up" and then pluck the strings on the part lying across your lap. It was so strange that I forgot the dream and the memes until this video brought it back to mind, lol

[@omega1575]

I haven’t watched the reveals yet, but someone should make a top/bottom loading microwave

[@megadeth116]

should've made a rule where the inconvenient version must work

[@Fourbfb-h3n]

this sounds like when polygon was still sane.

[@cherubteeth]

Microwave. Where you normally put the food is the timer. Where there's normally a timer, is where you put the food. Only things about the size of a cosmic brownie fit inside.

[@colemanbubar5098]

A bed where it’s too short, but it has a headboard and footboard, so you have to sleep diagonally to fit. That’s my real life situation right now. Help.

[@Luked4105]

That macrowave is something straight out of jackbox lol

[@ammitthedevourer7316]

KZbin recommended this to me and I thought it was gonna be about the original useless objects. It wasn’t, but I’m not disappointed.

[@YoumuEnjoyer]

part 2 please i love this video

[@roshibomb4247]

Keyboard, but the delete and backspace keys are swapped, and the shift and capslock keys are swapped as well. Sounds like a nightmare, lol

[@Tonatsi]

Shift gets an added feature: it swaps delete, alt, escape, backspace and enter in a cycle each time it is pressed, independently of its normal function.

[@roshibomb4247]

@@Tonatsi Oooh, evil!

[@hortus4701]

Anyone else just die when "bed on da roof"

[@nickkayfabe6147]

I like to imagine the pillow stays up through pure spite

[@melonade8535]

I would’ve made a cloth microwave, just cover your sandwich and press the numbers drawn on the piece of clothing and boom it works

[@andynilsennot4329]

that actually sounds comfortable

[@squashgaming9279]

I am feling very uncomfortabled

[@cameodamaneo]

"It literally just created radiation" Yup, that's what a microwave does.

[@louie9355]

uncomfortable microwave ideo: no door and there are wheels that wont stop moving

[@c.edithherrera8692]

With the uncomfortable mug, I would just hold the whole cup

[@drawician3686]

Everyone is just gonna ignore the made in abyss bed, huh.

[@pieflower6419]

those memes are actually a real project by a designer, its called "the uncomfortable"

[@yourgoddess9007]

9:52 "look at his face, he's so harppie -.u-."

[@somethingsomething6412]

Uncomfortable bed idea: washing machine, once you get in the bed it just spins also spikes

[@SomeThingNew7410]

8:22 MIA reference gives me happiness

[@mattsnith3855]

Same

[@honeycitrus5218]

A bed with a hole in the middle, so to sleep in it you either have to have your back arched in the hole, or you have to be as stiff as a board.

[@corkeel5445]

how about a light switch that does cave ambience noises every time you flick it

[@andreah9587]

God, I had the best idea for uncomfortable stairs. It’s like a rock climbing wall, but at a very low, steep angle, so you basically have to crawl-climb all the way up. This is Big Brain Time™️ Btw, That black cat pic was my discord profile pic for the longest time lmao

[@iamntcreative6103]

When youtubers say "it didn't go as planned" I would like to know what the plan was exactly because this looks awfully planned

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

The F.I.B. actually makes sense as an acronym federal informaton bureaueahyo

[@Golden_Projects]

A keyboard in wingdings and the caps are switched up and it's not qwerty

[@Birb7789]

microwave: sphere. stairs: varying heights and spiky bed: lay sideways, big spike in middle couch: bottom is always wet, back and arms are leather and its always hot door: slighty floppy, handle is triangle and leather and slippery keyboard: sticky, greesy, membrane, keys are random each day and all keys are blank

[@jademonass2954]

10:36 "he is dead" **cat has seizure**

[@littlefish9825]

No one is gonna care but I’m gonna put in my ideas along with da video Microwave: push and hold button to make it work. Stairs: normal but really thin, like 2 inches thick. Bed: yogurt blanket. Normal blanket, but the inside is slathered with yogurt. Spoon: fuzzy spoon. Other idea: spoon with mug handle Couch: too small back rest. Big enough to be ‘usable’ small enough to not be worth using. Just uncomfortable Door: series of small doors that have to be opened individually to enter. There should be enough that opening the door should take a full 5 minutes. It also automatically closes. Keyboard: randomized keys, no letters on the keys, and it randomizes again every day

[@Elias_Harrison]

uncomfortable microwave is atleast good for blocking internet connection

[@karenwest6350]

i appreciate the senkobread being kept safe

[@mattfromwiisports9414]

**Holds the mug with my teeth and pours hot coffee in my eyes**

[@MorganOgerpon_Fan]

So that’s why he wins at boxing all the time

[@3O9XT]

imagine a couch that is just a spiky brick, and if you cover it with something, it will destroy your family and pluto

[@elizabethmartin3831]

This is literally the underrated version of CallMeCarson

[@YOUNOGUD]

Who disliked this comedy gold

[@robertspeedwagon982]

This is not even gold, it's greater than gold something like netherite

[@maple1263]

@@robertspeedwagon982yes

[@Sillygoofyartist]

@@robertspeedwagon982 its diamond

[@AssistantCoreAQI]

You Should Get Back In The Microwave.