Cursed Fast Food Toys

[@PolygonDonut]

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[@theslipperyslipperofficial]

eyyyy

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I can say opra gx is good

[@SnooziBuniz]

nice

[@jym0.]

oki

[@ThirtyDimensionedMissile]

They support nfts and crypto but yeah i agree they are amazing as a browser!

[@YouTube]

am i... the only one who actually loves furbies lol

[@PureUnoriginality]

THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN

[@Leapering]

Hello youtube

[@RealMothPerson]

Holy shit

[@PolygonDonut]

KZbin THEMSELVES???? WHA???

[@ICraveMeowMix283]

Yes you are

[@lolmiser]

These videos are like baby sensory videos for me, but focused on one specific topic, in the best way possible.

[@Madcat1331]

​@cat in a pot • 12 years ago bro stuck in a time loop, replied both 10 hours ago and 12 years ago

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

i would show this to my spawn tbh

[@funkyboys4834]

Spawn 💀

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

@@funkyboys4834 that was a joke

[@funkyboys4834]

@@TheMarshmallowMushroom I know?

[@SonicstarVocaloid]

The whole Soda Cup story had me invested from start to finish

[@Periwinkleaccount]

I misread the “invested” as “inverted”.

[@SimplyCody]

RIP Carbo Cooler

[@P_tterns]

Rip

[@fontmakesthingies]

Same here Carbo Cooler was a true hero

[@allsoquadflorp]

it was very sad i am sadend

[@annaireneakerman4248]

8:58 alien cat: boi why are your so Gnarp Gnarp Cowboi burger: barbecue bacon burger

[@i_snort_fundip]

TY FOR THE NAME

[@bunnicutie576]

HIS NAME IS GNARPY

[@tanyapattersonjohn2846]

​@@bunnicutie576Gnarpy is one of many gnarp gnarps from planet glump

[@evymalmgren8712]

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[@MechaTheSpider]

I appreciate you using Nene's "Yaaaay" in every video. She really is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@Edwin_Daniels]

Frrr

[@KathySage234]

*_"yay!

[@Edwin_Daniels]

Nenechi

[@Edwin_Daniels]

@vera-dear3909 nenecji

[@Edwin_Daniels]

Yaay

[@thedragongamer6877]

Moral of the story: the only things You can draw on an McDonald's toy are a smile, a troll face, amogus and divorce papers

[@zinaelassaad]

That’s not a moral

[@fadeboyofficial]

@@zinaelassaad 🤓

[@douglasmitchell4212]

@@zinaelassaad 🤓

[@GodzillaFan45445]

I heard my nickname, so I came here

[@MothyGoober]

@@zinaelassaad 👁👄👁🫵

[@corndogbark5915]

The reveal of the Cinnamoroll Slope with the Mario Kart music and toys piled all around it was just so perfect and joyous in a way I cannot describe, and I was fully invested in the Carbo Cooler saga. Peak silly-goofy vibes

[@OWAKCXYT]

Non binary corn dog? Approved 👍 (I support btw)

[@corndogbark5915]

@@OWAKCXYT Thank you, yellow dragon ✨

[@100lovenana]

It's so wholesome because it's exactly what a kid would do with their toys! It's basically make-believe with whatever you have in your room, it reminded me of when I used to do that and gave me nostalgia

[@joanhesser3028]

the 🪨 sus

[@Lucifer_on_paws]

Eats

[@Maniac4Bricks]

9:18 I have two guesses as to why this kaleidoscope looks lame compared to others: 1) the cost of beads and arrangement, and 2) avoiding using small moving parts for choking hazards, since they'd be played with right after eating.

[@popculturedata]

In another dimension, cursed toys are some of the best selling toys.

[@WOKEchair]

this universe is half that

[@1usecharger]

the dimension i want to be in

[@gunkflower]

i lvoe girls 🏳️‍🌈 and im not correcting love

[@ItzDuckDude292]

wtf

[@iot9206]

1:00

[@cazeroke]

This review is a perfect symphony of weird and wacky, and delicous taste! The sheer joy of "Pongon Vidos" is beyond the Cat Meme Scale levels. Pure perfection. 11/10 -fancyman

[@Thedogwillbite]

🤓 well, it’s actually “polygon” 🤓

[@cazuelagb]

​@@Thedogwillbite polygo n donute*

[@Thedogwillbite]

@@cazuelagb oh man, here we go again 🤓 I think you mean’t to say “Polygon Donut” 🤓

[@cazuelagb]

@@Thedogwillbite polygo n donute*

[@lots_ofbobux896]

I don't know if im the only one, but ponogon donot's nails make me genuinely uncomfortable.

[@JesusMartinez-rr2ry]

I really love your nails in this video, which are painted red and yellow, the colors of McDonald's. From now on in each and every every video, you should have your fingernails painted in whatever colors you feel like, probably to match the topic of the video. Also, have as many Silly Bandz as humanly possible on both your wrists.

[@indigowendigo8165]

I love their nails too.

[@deanna1325]

??? ??! !?! ?!?

[@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0]

lame

[@jorami4838]

​@@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 hush, Jim.

[@Courier_six6]

Is your name actually Jesus?

[@korriannavanheart8911]

The Carbo Cooler arc made me shed a tear. Truly one of the most inspirational stories of all time. 😢😢😢😢😢

[@Iamtherealcalekoypie]

Yess

[@Epicman594]

Carbo cooler’s death got me in tears 😭😭😭

[@PatarTheStar]

Died too early😭

[@atomiicos]

the burger king furbies are actually based off the 2005 furbies, while the macdonalds one was based off the 1998 furbies. Later on, macdonalds actually released low quality plush versions of their 1998 ones, and even later went back to plastic for a range of 2012 furbies

[@sonicfan2009_YT]

There also were Plush 2012 Furbys from McDonald's

[@WahooMarioIsBack]

There were also ones for the Boom & Connect

[@yayapoppity7604]

i have the low quality plush ones and they suck. i compared em to my furby buddy and well, they are horrible.

[@ketchupbottel]

give pongon a trophy for making a ad entertaining

[@slug13]

i wish to have the energy for everyday life like how this guy feels about old mcdonalds dino toys

[@rosetayag9350]

8:58 boy why you so gnarp gnap

[@Geraldthetankengine]

BBQ bacon burger

[@no1legobatmanfan]

Hey polygon, i just really want you to know how much these videos mean to me! They help me to feel joyous childlike wonder, and the way you set up all the toys for the race really reminded of how i played when i was younger. im still a teenager but this just showed me that its okay to embrace fun and wackyness at any age!! (i have the same alien plush too! i take him to school everyday, i call him goober)

[@PolygonDonut]

Thank you!!! I love the alien plushie

[@elitenonsense6637]

pickle to the power of 10

[@stoatalmisplay105]

@@elitenonsense6637WDYM by that? 🤨

[@elitenonsense6637]

@@stoatalmisplay105 pickle to the power of 11

[@chefmanisw]

@@elitenonsense6637 pickle to the power of 12.

[@Nexility]

it’s always a good day when polygon donut uploads

[@littleolme7877]

That Carbo Cooler story was a genuine masterpiece, 10/10

[@m4shermanfan225]

T55

[@Moldling]

14:02 "sOnIc SkeTeBoARd😃rOe anD eMy tENess😀" 2004 Crappy mcdonalds sonic game Ad

[@geeker6350]

The Changeables are even funnier now since Hasbro released 'BotBots' back in 2018. It's an official Transformers toy line and was recently adapted into an animated series, where robots turn into mundane household objects, among which include food items like burgers and shakes.

[@gracekim1998]

Ah I’m aware of the show😊

[@deardearlife-047]

Oh- I still rewatch botbots-

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

It's cool as the food and such make amazing mini cons and mini bots

[@the_silliest_goober]

10:37 The sheer panic in their voice had me crying

[@Amber_the_fox466]

Pfft😂

[@goofy-ahh101.]

THAT FURBY IS NOT THE EILIK I KNOW. 💀

[@NostalgicEditor]

I’m so happy I actually had the mcdinosaur changeable ones as a kid. The fry one’s legs were always stiff on mine too, the hotcakes-asaur was my favorite! No wonder I loved bugsnax so much, it was accessing a core memory of food animals. ❤😋

[@sAHJI12378]

19:17 to 19:39 got me crying while I tried to drink coke. 5est in peace Carbo Cooler, he was an actual inspiration to many soda cans/cups.

[@ASMRAxolotl]

The meme shown at 14:50 was officially the funniest thing I've ever seen after 25 years on this Earth.

[@WallKissr]

The gnarp grolber

[@butterbox11111]

i think the BARBECUE BACON BURGER was funnier

[@Brainrotted7]

In 2021 or 2022: what a nice meme 2023: GNARPY FROM REGREVETOR

[@omegaflowey9932]

@@butterbox11111 At 8:59

[@smosque4432]

why is pongon petting the furby after it jumpscared them so wholesome

[@PolygonDonut]

I WAS SCAREDD

[@dnvunderj]

​@@PolygonDonutif your scared, remember your grandparents probably have a rifle lying around somewhere in their house

[@PlayfulJavekacidnationleader]

Pongon

[@PlayfulJavekacidnationleader]

#Pongon

[@KathySage234]

Forgiveness?

[@cyanity1017]

10:38 this feels like those moments in horror movies where the haunted doll just talks out of nowhere.

[@goofy-ahh101.]

chucky elizabete

[@Qweeuwu]

omg me and my roomie are on edibles and we really much appreciated the race we loved it thansk so much

[@masontheretrogamer]

this is probably my most favorite video on this channel for some reason edit: NO WAY THE GUMMY BEAR SONG?!!?!?!?!?!! 13:36

[@skunkman9815]

That fucking gummy bear song drives me crazy 😡

[@joygaller9741]

19:17 R.I.P. Carbo Cooler (1989-2023) You will be missed :(

[@1addyedits1]

14:16 you won’t believe this. I found one of these in my backyard. I’m not joking I had just moved into my new house. And I went in the backyard to look around while I was looking around. There was something that looks like plastic in the yard. I went over to it and picked it up and it was one of these goobers. I figured out they came with accessory, so I tried to look for them, but I couldn’t find any funny but true story.

[@PolygonDonut]

Lmao thats crazy

[@DoritoDoritio]

well I found a hot wheel in the dirt

[@InMyVeryOwnSkin]

uhh can you please speak simpler.

[@Trainboi1983]

@@InMyVeryOwnSkinhe find thing in backyard

[@elijahwatson3565]

@@InMyVeryOwnSkinif you still don't understand, thing in area

[@CassiDS]

Some of the coolest fast food toys were the McDonald's Lego sets from 1999 since they were Genuine Buildable Lego Sets, though I'm also a sucker for the ones that would combine together to form a bigger toy (see also: Transformers Armada, Peter Pan Return to Never Land, and the Burger King 2008 Simpsons couch).

[@ForeverRit]

I feel like you could totally make a series out of this. I would watch it! Thanks for all of your hard work and the laughs!

[@IngrrButOnYoutube]

This man is the pure embodiment of sillynes

[@robloxplayer7969]

How are you up here

[@juanvillarreal2197]

Yo mama

[@gunk3092]

Honestly the history of fast food toys is so wide and diverse, you could make dozens of videos about this topic alone, and I would watch all of them. This subject it so weirdly interesting and entertaining, please make more!

[@Maniac4Bricks]

10:45 ah yes, the groan tube of Furbies.

[@Maxxieuguu]

I used to watch a lot of fast food toy reviews when I was a kid. So this was a nostalgic revisit for me,

[@crjad9039]

lol same

[@felipedaviws31limaaraujo99]

Same

[@Maxxieuguu]

@@felipedaviws31limaaraujo99 i see you had a goated childhood aswell

[@LegionEagles22]

11:10 Possessed Furby: *flutters eyelashes flirtatiously* Pongon donon: this furby would probably make kids cry :(

[@Tarda911]

9:36 "DIVORCE PAPERS💀💀"

[@Istoleyourbreadandateit]

Don’t forget 9:56

[@Epickgamet37]

The fact that KZbin has the time to comment on random KZbin videos but they dont bring back dislikes says alot about the company.

[@jasperjazzie]

honestly whoever leaves comments on the youtube account is probably just some random intern who has zero control over any of that so i doubt they could really do anything even if people reply to their comments lol. i just wish brand accounts would stop pretending to be trendy and relatable, it wasn't even that funny when wendy's started it and now it's even less funny

[@Epickgamet37]

@@jasperjazzie real

[@getsouped]

GOD THE RACE WAS SO WELL DONE i loved this whole video it was so silly goofy

[@theslaya1576]

5:43 let's call that one the burgosaur.

[@BillyShoepackOfficial]

“NOOO! I DONT WANT TO BE A BIG MAC!” *sound effect* “Actually, being a big mac is fine!” 10/10 acting skills, polygon donut!

[@mintstarmari]

3:59 They should have named it "Nugget'o'saurus" or "Nuggetsaur" or "Dino Nugget"

[@THAT_jonarbucklefangirl]

8:34 he sound so utterly shocked 💀😭🤣

[@Itz_just_Brainz]

Bro was flabbergasted

[@CesarSalad69]

Bro was balogidoinked

[@You_Got_The_Dud]

Bro was bamboozled

[@Deleted_Duck1273]

Bro was zoinked

[@bandband4498]

11:35 "This weird big ear design" How have so few people heard of the Furby 2005 reboot

[@the_goofiest_whajje]

yes, furby boom.

[@bandband4498]

@@the_goofiest_whajje No, Boom was released in 2013

[@the_goofiest_whajje]

@@bandband4498 oh, the other reboot that not even i care about.

[@smeltstarverse7306]

With how much time the various varieties of Changers took in the video, I think an interesting thing to touch on in the sequel would be the official Transformers happy meals, since they've done collabs several times... with varying results.

[@Avi-rn6ei]

The cheap Mp3's were my absolute favorite toy McDonald's ever released. The fact that it had Tokio Hotel was so mindblowing. I had to go to multiple different locations with my mom to get all of them but than oneday when my cousin stayed over she stole them and my aunt forced me to "gift" it to her. Have never recovered from this event 😂😅

[@Antnest_]

12:10 KAGURA DETECTED

[@PolygonDonut]

azumanga diaoh fans when kagura

[@Antnest_]

@@PolygonDonut i love kagura she's silly

[@danielcastillosyoutubechan2452]

GAOOOOO

[@utopiaa_1775]

10:33 the bloodstarved creature is now free to roam this realm

[@PolygonDonut]

HE HAS BEEN UNLEASHED

[@Tethrarxitet]

when the furby squeaked​@@PolygonDonut thought it was possessed lol

[@Handlesarestoopid]

​@@PolygonDonutsurprised you didn't say the grug line "HE'S LOOSE!"

[@hedgehog1992]

MORE PONGON YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!! Wait...at 13:57 I see the god crash bandicoot.....you finally have understood my wish thank you for showing.......CRASH B-B-B-B-B-BANDICOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to stay gnarp gnarp!🐱🐱🐱🐈 this comment is from one of your fans in the UK 🇬🇧

[@Beaniewhat]

Am I the only person with NO humor when they showed the coke fall like that😭😭 19:23

[@benmcreynolds8581]

Since I was born in 1989: I swear my entire life until I was 11-12 was a complete fever dream lol not just these cursed obscure toys but every piece of media was demented absurdity and I LOVE IT! Bring it back. What happened? How did we get here?

[@silly.cyanide]

13:37 THE GUMMY BEAR SONG NOSTALGIA

[@Guest_roblox-I]

If you remember that song you deserve a veteran discount

[@LENG-q7g]

I washed the gummy bear song when I was freaking 2 years old

[@silly.cyanide]

@@LENG-q7gbro same

[@Spongeymacoroni]

@@silly.cyanidebro I liked it so much that I have plushies of it💀💀

[@SpongebobSquarePants-m5z]

@@Spongeymacoronisame 💀

[@lzide3835]

0:24 I didn’t know polygon could rap

[@MixedfandomsGemini12]

0:10 The frebby jumpscare got me wheezin

[@FancyBaccon]

i'd love a sequel, this is easily one of my favorite videos you've made!

[@sarawarrick5246]

mi 2

[@Apoptart]

16:27 In the bottom right corner IS THAT ME LOL

[@Apoptart]

:D

[@lav-kitty]

10:28 ong yes green is indeed pongos favorite color, I don't need to ask no more btw that race was THE CONTENT i'm here for

[@Pipkiablo]

Core childhood memory unlocked! As a kid, I had a box of my uncle's old toys to play with at my grandma's house, and included in them were two of the transforming dinosaurs (the milkshake and ice cream cone) and a robot that turned into a box of nuggets. I always wondered why the robot and the dinosaurs looked different and never realized they were from different toy lines. I also had no idea they were meant to be dinosaurs. I thought they were aliens. Also I died laughing when you snapped it shut with the head out, because the second I saw it, I went, "Oh yeah, I remember that one! I always snapped it shut with the head out and pretended he was stuck and the other toys had to come help him! There were also two of the costumed Mcnuggets. One was a firefighter, but I forget what the other one was.

[@taylorwright7428]

12:37 I used to have one of the happy meal ones! I don't remember getting it, but I remember bringing it to a wedding, because I was, like, 6-8 years old and wanted to bring something with me to entertain myself and for comfort. (Bringing something from home to a place I've never been to before.) Then I lost it, so that is literally my only, albeit vivid, memory of it. I still wonder where it went...

[@robozaogameryt]

17:50 for the Carbo Cooler story

[@louis2827]

18:58 Why are you putting STORY ARCS in a video about happy meal toys?

[@cassoria]

That's a BURGER KING toy!

[@pentabean11]

Why not?

[@idiotpokemon]

For the C O M E D Y

[@junebug3175]

BROOO! My grandma actually owns one of those cheap mp3 players! It’s not from McDonald’s though. It’s a Michael Jackson Christmas ornament and it plays a song when you insert the card. I distinctly remember going over to her house and always wanting to play it at least once before I put it on the tree. Good times!

[@beverlyblanton6031]

9/10 dentists agree that Polygon Donut is fire

[@nonomemememe]

13:22 dankpods reviewed the bob sinclar one

[@xboymcd]

5:01 everyone stan icecream goober!! 🥺😊

[@CesarSalad69]

ICG for the win 😛

[@Tethrarxitet]

ice cream goober simp 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@wyatthristmas]

I literally did the yay and oh my God

[@sarahalvarado8382]

😊 Y E S 😊

[@Thecoolred]

“DO WE REALLY NEED A BIG MAC ROBOT” YES WE DO BOI

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

14:12 Shadow is ballin?🧐😳

[@hectorarellanoiii3381]

6:49 MILLIE JUMPSCARE!!!1!1!1!1

[@Millymullfoxyblueagain]

so scare

[@izaccpaulo8454]

6:49 jesus potato juice😳😳😳😳

[@zombiekittyz08]

Ice cream goober is definitely my favorite fast food toy. Also, that furby toy is probably going to be in my nightmares tonight

[@Vincethemonster]

19:33 the fact that you made lore is so funny to me

[@plinkTM]

14:07 Controller lookin kinda sus

[@victoradrianmeloortega4056]

Knuckles baesbal

[@dark_blob7218]

Great video!!! If you’re looking for more cursed products I recommend a few things. Like Furby, Shrek, Chuck E Cheese, maybe even the Pilsbury dough boy. Anyways keep up the great work!!!!!!

[@AiLoveAidoru]

I kinda hope for a video on cursed Barbie products since the movie is on the horizon.

[@qerry1]

19:34 Polygon: rip carbo cooler he will be missed.. 5 milliseconds later: anyways in 2022 these si-

[@Thecoolred]

You got the whole set? Now I want to get the whole set now and I like the name MC silly cone for him

[@SlashJaye]

i really enjoy how you make these types of videos. everyting from just showing off the silly stuff that you've found and have decided to document to the point of just getting distracted and talking about a different topic while still somehow on the same one as before; it's impressive how well you handle it :3

[@CommanderStarscream]

i didnt expect the first toys on the list to be related to my hyperfixation (transformers) but i am very pleased with learning about the little fast food robots in disguise

[@mediocre_sandwich2113]

Still remember getting jumpscared by white Aang action figure from the 2010 ATLA movie

[@ihearttoast8162]

You buy masses of obscure toys from like 1983 really often so I'm wondering where you keep all of them now, like at that point you would have an entire closet right lol

[@the_silliest_goober]

15:55 SQUISHMALLOW!:D

[@jujuoof174]

First of all, I cannot express how much I LOVE your humour, editing, jokes, siliness and how entertaining it truly is! Your videos aren't super cool and good quality because of their already great concept, but because of YOU! You seriously deserve all of your suscribers and more. The race trac thingy was soo creative and watching you unbox things was so fun so thank you for taking your sweet time to actuakky go purchase the things and having fun with them! You commentary is always so charming and by the way, I LOVE the kidcore aesthetic you have on yiu beautifuk painted nails and funky nostagic bracelets!! Everything about this is so cool and you really bring a well-needed healthy aura to youtube with your channel, so thank you! Have a great day or night as I shall suscribe to your other channel now with you radorably well-designed persona!

[@laurenschmidt4880]

My grandma had a lot of the super old McDonald's toys when I was a kid. I used to love playing with the robot transformers because she had the full set. Her collection might have been worth something if they were still in mint condition, but she got them all for her grandkids to play with. So many memories ❤

[@diffjuns323]

8:00 this is the keyboard pongon uses to make videos the smile button pastes in the :D noises

[@PolygonDonut]

LOL

[@Plasticcupred]

@@PolygonDonutboi why are you so gnarp gnap??

[@A52_hype]

"You got mario kart?" "Nah man we got burgerking kart"

[@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647]

"boo boo beep beep boop"... 10/10 performance, the most accurate technology beeping I've ever heard

[@jeffymischevious]

NOT THE WOBBLEDOG MUSIC IN THE OUTRO

[@silly.cyanide]

4:12 look at the skrunkly little thing ❤

[@Gidkog]

12:50 I love how you make these things sound like criminals or something lol

[@realmariowahoo]

14:17 i was thinkings this is potato XD

[@Butterman102]

3:01 scary monsters! Steel ball run?!

[@iminsideyourwalls7002]

Love the McDonald's nails. Very goofy goober of you

[@MastodonMann]

6:00 you mean to tell me they just completely threw away the chance to call it “frymetrodon”. Because that is clearly supposed to be a dimetrodon. (Which by the way is not actually a dinosaur, that goober is a synapsid, or “mammal like reptile” and lived before the dinosaurs)

[@theslaya1576]

1:12 yes, Opera made an official add-on like that for April Fools. The add-on is called 'pipe'.

[@CesarSalad69]

Comedy

[@Trainboi1983]

1:11 Pipe pipe pipe pipes pipe pipes pipe

[@mude_13]

My grandpa had the McDino Cone in a box of random toys that my cousin's and I would play with as kids, and we were always baffled about what and why it was. Also, Teeny Beanies are still the GOAT

[@Rhi_02]

I love the dedication you put into your videos, doesn’t go unnoticed! Love this video thank you

[@Rhi_02]

Also I want that hello kitty burger so bad

[@LuvzToLol21]

19:07 I was almost expecting the SummoningSalt synths to kick in

[@jarenrodis3570]

Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths

[@Eighth-wonder273]

11:04 we actually got G R E E N

[@pengiunanimatorguy]

yaaay

[@naazyeet1108]

14:34 the brainrot chicken nugget reunion