Investigating The Secret ̶C̶u̶l̶t̶ Family Of Pizza Time Pizza - Inside A Mind

[@AlexBaleFilms]

NEVER DOUBT THE PIZZA MAN.

[@it-bit9557]

hey were is your peison cell I need to break you out so the pizza time pizza family can grow stronger

[@F0x__]

he has reached the max stack of likes *edit* so alot more likes have apeared on it, and for some context is that he had 64 like at the time of posting this

[@klap2515]

I used to watch you all the time when I was a bit younger Alex

[@aphroditeinc5164]

Y u so weird tho jk

[@KottenBee]

Sorry alex, the only man I will give my allegiance to is Dadfeels. Bye

[@Omdastalic]

Never in my life have I been so scared of a stock image of an Italian man

[@GrimArtz_]

Lmfao

[@Omdastalic]

Holy crap thanks for all the likes

[@Bee-ew8mm]

Same I'm gonna see him in my nightmares lmao

[@Nowaythisisnt]

A chef man with a watermark on him... Becomes scary when he turns red

[@Omdastalic]

@@Nowaythisisnt very true.

[@dabanaenae4515]

The fact that the Pizza Man is a stock image somehow increases the quality of the series

[@Grten]

Yes

[@d3m0n4dayz]

Pizza man

[@endslayer5133]

Stock images are the best like there is one of someone about to eat a goldfish

[@dylanaguilar6099]

@@endslayer5133 excuse me what the fuck

[@sans1331]

5th reply

[@Goldenboy-pe2ci]

ok but how did he make a stock image of a stereotypical Italian chef so intimidating

[@lauracyziute]

i just dont know ok

[@pizzatimepizzaofficial5803]

This isn't a "Stock image" This is the Pizza man

[@Goldenboy-pe2ci]

@@pizzatimepizzaofficial5803 fuck, Mr Pizza Man you got me there

[@gingermcgingin1733]

Said chef is secretly a mafioso.

[@blubberyoyster4]

Hello you beautiful legend of a man, as a fellow user of the pixel Orange Castle Crasher, I *100%* agree with your comment!

[@couchcushions9600]

I got an ad for little caesars and thought it was a part of the video

[@nyancreeperpony]

A false prophet.

[@aphroditeinc5164]

....wow

[@p4ckles]

lmao ceacers,, its caesars

[@giwifruit5032]

@@p4ckles ummmm wha

[@p4ckles]

@@giwifruit5032 the pizza place, little caesars

[@kitma9]

i like how the godlike pizza man is a stock image

[@specsamhain_909]

Lol

[@timothyherrmann]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@sevay]

Slookii lmao ikr

[@segafan1316]

Everyone is

[@RustyHondas]

Its fucking beautiful

[@iluvu7551]

"Before eating at pizza time pizza I was hungry and lonely and homeless but now am just lonely and homeless"

[@destra3231]

Big mood

[@jberrethful]

Yes

[@EmptyShell1988]

All pros are like that

[@beeframen3891]

mood

[@SuburbaniteUrbanite]

Before eating pizza time pizza I was dead and hungry.... I'm now just hungry.

[@padawanlizzy4517]

This is both hilarious and disturbing. Don't know how to feel honestly.

[@MrUkulele671]

precisely. really lets the desensitized feeling sit in :(

[@Hopeful_Neon]

This makes me want to eat deep dish pizza without cheese but it only has pineapples

[@jordannino1836]

Guess Spider-Man was right. It’s Pizza Time.

[@defaultkid99]

*music sounds*

[@Mate397]

*gasp* he was part of it the whole time

[@TravestyJunction]

Who's Spider-Man?

[@casualcyberguy1314]

@@TravestyJunction Your joking right

[@TravestyJunction]

@@casualcyberguy1314 I don't think so.

[@lolno6975]

"I'm a real pizza and I want to be eaten" ok I'm sold

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Everything checks out here!

[@andrea2626]

Funny thing is that your username name is 'lol no'

[@squidcultist0022]

Eaaaateeeeeeennnn

[@clay9361]

im very convinced and i want this pizza now

[@nikki11111]

White Alliance please stop saying this on almost every comment

[@ahooverwithinternetaccess6082]

“We are not a cult” Police: Seems fine to me.

[@yurikatsuki6611]

FBI: Yeah everything seems fine

[@peppapigworldworld8889]

Cults are legal

[@terrornights114]

What is a cult

[@yurikatsuki6611]

@@terrornights114 *Google it-*

[@terrornights114]

What is google

[@AyBee9725]

I just realized. "Pizza Time Pizza" has exactly 14 letters...

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

Coincidence? I think NOT!

[@pyro5058]

It Isn’t A Coincidence. He is The Very High Beings. THEY’RE COMING.

[@ptrekboxbreaks5198]

@@pyro5058 lmao. Alex Bale created this as a series. Knock it off with your childish bullshit and do your homework

[@ptrekboxbreaks5198]

@Flower 34 theres tons of people acting like they're part of the "cult". He is one of them. So I think it's childish. Nobody pissed in nothing

[@pyro5058]

@@ptrekboxbreaks5198 Hey no Need TO BE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RUDE. I'm Trying to enjoy my God Damn Christmas.

[@colehaney8836]

This man turned top tier shitposts into a top tier ARG. I’m subbing.

[@Mikeological]

I died when the montage of people absolutely destroying pizza from "false prophets" ended with a guy squirting some hand sanitizer on one.

[@iggyplayz4170]

It was most likely to light it on fire since hand sanitizer is flammable but it was funny

[@grandmamapurple9790]

😂😂😂

[@ecogreen123]

ikr

[@hdofu]

Mikeology not convinced that wasn’t just an employee

[@zenosynnee]

I died when it was all just tearing up pizzas then some guy pulls out a handgun

[@Lemon-xd3yn]

"How about a movie about our emotions? A movie, about our emotions emotions." "I'm already crying." I laughed way too hard at that.

[@jberrethful]

Baby Them yes

[@nataliegutierrez290]

Meeeėeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@banant5620]

wtf i thought that was an ad

[@bzao1944]

There's too many emotions

[@Lemon-xd3yn]

@@bzao1944 Well, they did it anyway 🤷🏽

[@HerOwnKnife]

"Pizza Time Pizza is NOT a cult" song is giving me Jack Stauber vibes

[@lauracyziute]

its catchy tho

[@budissuperuncool]

skeppy is the pizza man

[@budissuperuncool]

THEY ARE BOTH SUPER LINKED TO THE NUMBER 14

[@budissuperuncool]

[This Is A Joke]

[@alexwilliams5799]

That is a HUGE insult to Jack Stauber.

[@chimp_gaming.]

"Most of these drugs, chemicals listed include side effects or have a primary function of being a sedative" That's one way to describe the effects of cyanide...

[@attackbrains2095]

it does sedate you, it just does it’s job a bit too well.

[@omniscientbarebones]

It's was meant to just put you to sleep, but it does it a bit toooooo well.

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

_THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE_

[@XSpamDragonX]

It's the poison punch from Jonestown

[@sabresister]

@@XSpamDragonX ooh, maybe that was the reason for the mention of flavor aid 🤔

[@zenosynnee]

I like how all the pizza destroying videos are just like tearing it up and then one dude pulls out a HANDGUN

[@Archviste_]

and a knife and spray paint-

[@awsomeninja7927]

And a rocket launcher

[@_no_moon_]

And hand sanitizer

[@lefthandman3558]

Sad how the hand sanitizer cost more than the pizza

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

GUN

[@aaron8977]

This guy is a writing genius. The way he’s tied everything together and back tracked as it went on to show you that every single thing has been significant.

[@emilydavis162]

2:22 those were all the ingredients used in the mass murder-suicide at Jonestown.

[@k.morningstar7983]

i was wondering if someone else caught that. the Flavoraid tipped me off that smiling straw has seen some true horrors

[@Poppipower]

@ZARA FURLONG People that watch videos from this journal have probably been down a few youtube rabbit holes and stumbled upon the Jonestown massacre

[@kaiwilliams8886]

I got the flavoraide ;)

[@exp0242]

oh

[@lauracyziute]

i- just fell down a comment rabbit hole check

[@bugmeatzoldchannel2563]

this is probably the funniest and scariest ARG i've seen in awhile

[@strwbrynyu]

M O N O K U M A lol

[@crispychalk5966]

What’s an ARG

[@aceofspades8821]

This is a series not an arg. Args are like that portal 2 arg cicada and something about Russian stuff

[@crispychalk5966]

@@muddyLibrarian thank you

[@TheXGamerNeedsRice]

@@aceofspades8821 it's an ARG wdym

[@SK-yx7hm]

I would have pissed myself laughing if someone added a pinapple to a pizza to destroy it.

[@whitealliance9540]

this world is assimilating new darkness. New energy. If you want to see the dark prophet of our time: go to him. Love him. His channel name is "share his vision". Go listen to his wisdom. Sub to him. He teaches and displays many glorious and terrifying powers. And his forehead and feet are blessed with the blood of baby jesus. Go to him. Or click me and find some of his vids. See his video "does the govt have a seperate god?" It will explain this new world we live in.

[@ErrorNumber404]

White Alliance seriously what the frick dude

[@carlosonthekeys]

you spelled both "pineapple" and "enhance" completely wrong.

[@missingtexture1755]

*angry Hawaii noises*

[@nobodyknows3242]

You wrote "Pin Apple" bro

[@LeBakaBoi]

“Pizza Time Pizza Is Not A Cult” is a certified bop

[@halogirl916]

The hat ≠ cult part had me crying

[@moonmannd7501]

Totally. I still can't believe they convinced Børns to provide vocals.

[@moai2495]

69th like

[@moai2495]

Gang Gang

[@Ipsolus]

The bgm sample is Spacer Woman by Charlie

[@pikelboi9674]

“These drugs make people calm and sleepy” CYANIDE

[@tobnuki]

mmm sleepy :)

[@mmmmitsmedve3713]

Can’t be awake if your DEAD

[@pikelboi9674]

@@mmmmitsmedve3713 ya ain’t wrong

[@Benutzername474]

Also, this hat ein cult?

[@NathanNWCW]

7:20 “we believe in three principles” *lists 4

[@sakurabaso2874]

And only three sound wholesome

[@Milosaur_03]

a n d o b e d i e n c e

[@hexamethylenediamine7934]

2 plus 2 equals 5

[@nuv2987]

That “Pizza Time Pizza Is Not A Cult” song is actually a great song.

[@etps4444]

Sounds like something from a Jack Stauber video. :O

[@garciarodriguez3]

Its the best song uwu

[@l3yla.2222]

SAMEEE literally my mom was dancing to it XDDD

[@oldenoughtobeyourmom221]

I think I'll be sitting here for the next hour or so rewinding to listen to this song over and over again...

[@cbnope9164]

I didn't ask. Did u?

[@ThyBirbMan]

8:45 the in-video captions have highlighted letters that spell "TRAPPE" and then in the video after he mentions the ascension it also has a "D" highlighted so it spells "TRAPPED"

[@msg4925]

Thy Birb Man I noticed that too. Was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else noticed.

[@gracecurtis1141]

I was about to comment that too

[@mysticgirl4722]

I thought it spelled out rape

[@boi6839]

i was going to comment that because I was surprised he didn’t mention it

[@AsunaRpg]

Thought no one else noticed it as well

[@tuki3112]

The “we are not a cult” song is dope

[@lauracyziute]

yessssss it is so good

[@AudreyLunaGarner]

I put it on my playlist.

[@Discobear6405]

This video is humorous and makes me feel uneasy at the same time.

[@aidenscott2932]

Noah evjenth it just made me freaked the fuck out

[@jberrethful]

Yes

[@LVThN_von_Ach]

Me too because of pizzagate.

[@comettamer]

Agreed

[@gargaflan]

Lucky 777

[@stevethemastersword]

this seems more like an elaborate shitpost spoofing arg's than an actual arg

[@tyler19348]

To me it feels like it started as a shitpost then developed into an arg

[@callmekekk2.092]

youre gay and thats bad.

[@neobind4079]

@@callmekekk2.092 ?

[@randomlittleidot]

DID YOU DOUBT THE PIZZA MAN

[@neuravanny]

@@callmekekk2.092 go away homophobe

[@exzyyd392]

You should not have spoken of him The Pizza Time Pizza family has been alerted of your presence *Do not fight us*

[@BadRainn]

*Duwang My good sir*

[@chemolcalico6792]

*chew*

[@BadRainn]

@@chemolcalico6792 *OH?....YOUR APPROACHING ME WITH ANOTHER MEME, INSTEAD OF LEAVING IT BE YOU DECIDED TO REPLY?*

[@static759]

Our dear leader jim pickens will protect us from pizza scum

[@woodskeletal2701]

Static Pizza Time Pizza family? More like Bore Ragnorok

[@ghostdddd]

"we believe in three principles, community, integrity and loyalty and obedience" 7:22

[@pixelg7047]

Mafs

[@movingaccountsyeha6991]

pfp checks out

[@fulltimelegend6853]

This is like the extreme version of the chucky cheese recycling pizza theory

[@aphroditeinc5164]

That’s so deep. Lol😂😂😂

[@dumbass3427]

Thanks sans, very cool!

[@trapsack]

Megalovania intensifies

[@theweirdclown9868]

hahaha nice EkOj sans you wanna pizza that i found and didn't order

[@sanstheskeleton9844]

Yes

[@torilinncwanek1096]

I've never been this early before and I have no idea what's going on

[@minion1427]

You ain’t alone

[@hermitpurple3224]

Your not alone still

[@thegooobley1993]

You're forever not alone Until you are

[@eleventwelve2650]

nah, you alone

[@torilinncwanek1096]

@@eleventwelve2650 it was bound to happen eventually

[@ricastro53]

Plot twist the pizza man is actually tobey Mcguire

[@pizzeria_mayhem8736]

p i z z a t i m e

[@familyguysofunny1933]

Can you imagine if instead of the camera showing Alex Bale in prison it showed a drunk and washed out Tobey Maguire wearing a Spider Man costume with the bike helmet he wore from Spider Man 2 when he used to deliver pizza

[@JadedDemocracy]

Plot twist twist its actually jake gyllenhaal

[@qin2500]

Pizza Hut: No one can out pizza the hut Pizza time Pizza: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."

[@explodingcreeper9615]

Pizza Hut: No one can out pizza the hut Pizza time pizza: “i’m about to end this mans whole career.”

[@daff-ek7ns]

Pizza Hut: No one can out pizza the hut Pizza time Pizza: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."

[@hemsasdemons]

Pizza Hut: No one can out pizza the hut Pizza Time Pizza: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."

[@batstoast3560]

Not gonna lie pizza time pizzaᵀᴹ would probably still be better than pizza hut

[@FriendlyTume]

AND LIFE

[@oscartango2348]

The ingredients listed were the exact ingredients given to Jim Jones cult members, and many messages were taken directly from Jones recordings. Brilliant

[@someguyinjeans5273]

good observation ned flanders

[@terrornights114]

What is brilliant

[@itsvioneko]

Is anyone gonna talk about the fact that the pizza man is constantly 👌

[@itsvioneko]

yacinebomb - 👌

[@toady226]

he got us

[@suwinkhamchaiwong8382]

yeet

[@CemeteryDriveClown]

@@duckingtonducksss9326 pizza pride, pizza lives matter, pizza rights!

[@PatchyThePirate_]

() () (*-*)👌

[@Jafezy_JD]

Fake cult : *makes clues that so hard* Real cult : *makes easy clues* Seems logical

[@junespookers9361]

You can't opposite day me, you're fired!

[@junespookers9361]

@John Macrae Gaming. you can't quit, you're a frog!

[@nebulatheassassin3294]

@@junespookers9361 you can't frog me your my wife

[@zicnov4794]

TheDeltaforceteam you can’t be my wife, you’re a dude!

[@nebulatheassassin3294]

@@zicnov4794 you cant dude me im a half bot half organic

[@ozink8603]

“I know who the Pizza Man is” My brain: Ted Cruz

[@lolucorn1]

Guys I know who the pizza ma-

[@Momo64371]

Donald trump

[@IBM-vw4fv]

I think the pizza man is this guy called Oz Ink...

[@beetleR6]

We just gonna ignore the pizzagate thing?

[@mygenderisyes5771]

No, no, no. Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer apparently

[@camronnn9962]

Pizza Time Pizza Family: “ *DESTROY OTHER PIZZAS* “ Normal People: *stabs pizza, rips apart pizza* Intellectuals: *spray paints pizza, adds soap to pizza*

[@1.21jiggawatts2]

camronnn I would have added Pineapples to it

[@warbossbonesmasha3751]

camronnn that one Guy that shot the pizza

[@exist_much5625]

I would eat it so it gets destroyed by my stomach acids and then turned into feces.

[@OrangeNoNukegara]

@@1.21jiggawatts2 oof

[@ThisIsNotADramaChannelFR]

AR-15 that pizza

[@malachicarlson1335]

The word "pizza" has lost all meaning to me and it no longer sounds like a word.

[@jessiem1042]

*petezah*

[@gordon_freeman2542]

@SarcasmZero 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 years later PIZZA

[@BootLeggdd]

am i the only one who thinks this is an arg parody?

[@cyanity1017]

NYes, this arg is made of arg.

[@apocalyptic3837]

yeah i agree, its being unecessarily dark and vague up to a funny degree, it is so an arg parody

[@Disatiere]

@@apocalyptic3837 Its an arg, args dont have to be dark or serious

[@apocalyptic3837]

@@Disatiere who said it wasn't an arg? that's like saying a movie parody isn't a movie.

[@Adam-cq2yo]

It's pretty much an ARG parodying ARGs. I think it's amusing.

[@willowisstup143]

Pizza Time Pizza = NOT a cult Dominos = a cult Papa John's = a cult Ted Cruz = zodiac killer BUT Pizza Time Pizza = NOT a cult

[@icegamingfiregaming5441]

Oh okay ima eat Pizza Hut then, they aren’t a cult.

[@dragosrandomstuff9261]

@@icegamingfiregaming5441 Pizza Hut is also a cult, he just didn’t say that in the song

[@icegamingfiregaming5441]

@@dragosrandomstuff9261 Weird since they only said to join the staff where you are paid and not a family and to praise a god to get money

[@daveyjones5702]

no, pizza time is a pedophile ring.

[@dragosrandomstuff9261]

@@icegamingfiregaming5441 pizza time pizza is NOT a cult! It’s a FAMILY! And the Pizza Man isn’t a god, he’s our founder and savior!

[@catsthepope1037]

The song is giving me *’Don’t hug me I’m scared’* vibes

[@setosw5210]

Exactly

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

@- ominous - _DIGITAL STYLE_

[@mangoneaway9250]

same me too

[@foxi9009]

Same

[@elpipeishere3850]

:We are in my dad house" -yellow guy

[@garfield-is-amazing]

Imagine being the pizza guy in the stock photo and seeing what it’s being used for. to all the people saying I copied this comment, I didn't, I just had the same idea.

[@bradr3541]

Hide the pain Harold approves

[@dylanaguilar6099]

"Harold looka whata they did to miya stocka image!"

[@davidpayne-rz3ue]

@@dylanaguilar6099 "First time?"

[@dylanaguilar6099]

@@davidpayne-rz3ue Harold laughing hysterically

[@slicktheslime852]

OOOOFFF

[@serena7293]

i wish to purchase that song "pizza time pizza is not a cult" HOT DIGGY DOG DAMN WAS THAT A BANGER

[@XwX1001]

"TIMMY TURNER MY NAME IS DOUG DIMMIDAM DIMMIDAM-DAM DIMMIDOME-DOME!" I'm sorry, I had to do it.

[@bruh-wz9cs]

You suck

[@reduke]

The scariest thing about this is that alex didn't pay for the stock photo of the pizza man.

[@pokemaster2129]

remember kids, the hat is not a cult, so therefore, pizza time pizza is not a cult.

[@jberrethful]

pokemaster 21 yes

[@ericmareth9745]

However... the hat, you may have noticed, is red. That is a clue linking to the secret society known as The Red Hat. It consists of older women who meet regularly, wearing similar red hats. What they meet about is unknown, but can you imagine what they could accomplish with so many years of experience behind them? The Red Hat IS a cult and should be watched veeeery closely. the red hat society dot com...

[@Chris_Cross]

But it also says that Pizza Time Pizza is not the hat, and the hat is not a cult, so wouldn't that make Pizza Time Pizza a cult?

[@TheRealJochen]

@@Chris_Cross *DON'T QUESTION THE PIZZA MAN*

[@Gamermaster847]

@@TheRealJochen I got a question for pizza man alright here's my question how do I grow a mustache

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

"Cyanide and chloral hydrate" > Narrator says that these are sedatives Yeah cyanide's really well known for sedating people; hell, they usually never wake up after a dose!

[@SnowieKitten]

it's just a more permanent sedative, nothing to worry about

[@legosans926]

Cyanide! The most exaggerated sedative!

[@whitealliance9540]

@@SnowieKitten Join as well illuminattt kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqC6nqOOhZyYd7s he is on earth now. The dark prophet loves you and will cleanse you with fire. Go to him.

[@ErrorNumber404]

White Alliance what the frick

[@whitealliance9540]

@@ErrorNumber404 why are you liking your own comment? Why are you replying to all my posts on this video?

[@Unlexian]

"Yeah how bad can it be?" *"Jessica O'Brien has been missing for 6 month's"*

[@ciangriffin9630]

That has nothing to do with the Pizza Time Pizza family. But we understand your concern, the ascension is coming.

[@zeldasaurusrex1647]

L301

[@tri._]

When i saw this comment.. *I was hearing the same in my comment*

[@Unlexian]

@@ciangriffin9630 understandable have a great day.

[@TheMilitantHorse]

You gotta admit, it's a pretty good community experiment when you can get an entire community to make videos of them destroying the "false prophets" of pizza.

[@autumneatspant86]

It's all fun and games until Karen asks to speak to the Pizza Man

[@gargaflan]

Oh

[@eba2644]

Karen has A S C E N D E D .

[@midnightarcanacentraltv5815]

And then Karen goes missing

[@goldenclockwise3513]

I signed up to the pizza time email thing with my friends email. He’s going to be incredibly confused.

[@4LetterE]

Update us on the prank

[@MMitochondria]

Calm down satan

[@Maver1ck15]

Update where is it? I kinda wanna know

[@MakoSoupie]

@@Maver1ck15 hes gone now

[@ciangriffin9630]

Join with your own Email. Join us.

[@gweegweezoozoo]

When you mentioned ingredients, you forgot about the historical significance of Flavor Aid

[@johnfromthewest]

I agree, it's an important nod to the fact that there a cult

[@mohidkhan9819]

Especially with cyanide listed directly before it

[@freshgreenjello6431]

It's the exact same poisonous cocktail that Jonestown downed. And I mean the *exact* same, it's almost like a recipe....

[@jennifermulkey3010]

Pizza time pizza add: it’s safe to be in numbers 2020: are you sure about that

[@lauracyziute]

im dying rn

[@jewliaj]

did anyone else get a little sad when they saw all those innocent pizzas being destroyed??

[@Mundane_InTheMembrane]

😔👊

[@bleachman250]

They are false idols you bimbo

[@Internetshadow0000]

HERETIC!

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

@@Internetshadow0000 COMENS EXTERMINATUS! (Headbuts a red button)

[@ecogreen123]

i mean.... kinda... but kinda not...

[@traskcan]

“Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer, but pizza time pizza is not a cult.”

[@terrornights114]

traskcan what is a killer

[@King_Of_Khaos]

@@terrornights114 its a person that sets you free

[@terrornights114]

Free?

[@terrornights114]

What is free

[@King_Of_Khaos]

@@terrornights114 freedom is death and death is freedom

[@Pmaisaghost]

This is like what the kid from grade school who always tried to make cults would be if he had the funds to actually make a cult.

[@TupocalypseShakur]

What kind of kids did you go to school with?

[@maxy6749]

What school did you go to.......?

[@A_Man_The_Man]

What and where do you go to school at?

[@lauracyziute]

i kinda wanna go to that school im bored

[@liamczap5030]

What kind of school did you go to where one kid always tried to start cults? A crappy sitcom school?

[@cassowary7356]

Too bad he's now only known as the Spongebob Guy Dude deserves to make more videos like this

[@justsomeone9654]

The spongebob theories are also part of an ARG, strangely enough.

[@imlyli1331]

I think Alex Bale continue this short film ,but in different way which is in Spongebob Theories to attract more people to watch his new project,in some part of Spongebob Therories videos,we see that Alex is doing Spongebob videos because of one monster ask him to do Spongebob videos. In previous Spongbob Theory #6 about Goofy Goobers,we see that Alex is sponsored by Happy Meat Farm , but that is not a normal farm, so the next project is the secret behind a company name Happy Meat Farm.. a secret organisaition just like Pizza Time Pizza.

[@nicoskalampokis7568]

Im pretty sure the guy in "14" is cynical reviews or whatever Matt's channel name is. Edit: After watching a bit more, Turns out my ass is 100% wrong

[@benjaminbaer9712]

Go watch the Spongebob theories. The theories themselves are good, but the real story starts with episode 3.

[@anxietybirb5787]

"Safety in numbers" *LOCAL58 VIBES*

[@dessymaz188]

The moon is a pizza

[@Suchwerewolf]

freakimations e WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE, THATS A THEORY

[@user-ub3ub1eq3j]

Yo fr

[@tsenoj]

according to angelnumber.org “According to the Bible, number 14 is considered to be a symbol of salvation and deliverance.” which could mean “ascension” in other words Idk if this is right and I’m just looking into things but numbers always tend to mean something

[@fruitygarlic3601]

ARG creators love now-obscure fields, so I wouldn't be surprised if they turned to numerology.

[@idkman9696]

I thought it was just the body count

[@Amy-ce8gf]

Saint Shorty bro same lmao

[@jz4057]

It means you haven’t been taking your meds. Lol

[@DrFranklynAnderson]

No. Not even kinda true. I’ve read the Bible many times and that site’s claim that “different numbers are used to determine different religious concepts” is complete bunk. People spend too much time trying to find hidden, mystical meaning in the Bible when they should instead focus on what it blatant says, like “love your enemies” and “blessed are the merciful.”

[@StacyWantsYou]

I give these people props for an elaborate student art project.

[@kegsofvomitspit]

I hope you’re not questioning the legitimacy of Pizza Time Pizza.

[@akkumu7017]

kegsofvomitspit I-

[@hjlap]

8:45 "Hey there, how's it going? *"YES"*

[@doubleu4997]

"Hey there, how's it going?" "YES!" Weird response, but okay.

[@RAC00NFANGIRL]

microwaved toast pizza is god “YES”

[@mmakoshark]

not funny, didn't laugh.

[@Mecha_Machinehog1]

希望 銀河Eikichi- not funny, didn’t YES

[@blarg2429]

@@mmakoshark WHAT

[@nixthechimera]

I noticed during “Not A Cult” song, some letters where different then other ones. Wonder if it spells anything

[@millerramsey8442]

The bold ones spell trapped

[@scratchhelper6434]

Milboi I spelled out A P E A D but I could have missed some

[@Eazy-Duz-It-1986]

I thought it said R A P E

[@aniceperson6214]

it spells TRAP

[@timassurithro9991]

@@aniceperson6214 no its TRAPPED

[@xanman6334]

the missing ppl are obviously being made into pizza...

[@kilow76]

I wouldn't be suprised xD

[@CosmosPandemonium]

Mmm, tasty.

[@jorjorbinx2306]

Oh god... I just ordered pizza.

[@xanman6334]

@@jorjorbinx2306 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@tropicalspriteremix2628]

why does this pizza taste like pork?

[@magickaldust1213]

'Ted cruz is the zodiac killer' really hit me like a bus. Crazy all the memes you forget lmao

[@ryomaharuno8681]

see this is one of the reasons i like Inside a Mind: with other channels, you have dark creepy intro music while he's over here with this funky theme.

[@FeaROptic6841]

If you look at the menu on their website, at the end it says things like “the pizza man is real!” “Cleanse yourself of your sins!” And “join the pizza time pizza family!” As descriptions of food

[@nightgaurdmoved7166]

**pizza time stops**

[@deej9367]

I'm impressed that someone puts this much time to mess with people

[@insertcreativenamehere5473]

Meatball man when he sees pizza man: FINALLY! A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!

[@Rich_Shiesty]

I just noticed that "PIZZA TIME PIZZA" has 14 letters in it

[@juanreal6991]

16 cause Spaces but 14 actual letters

[@goldenroze4408]

:0

[@DenDenDenDenDen13]

The Cool Squad space isn’t a letter it’s a character.

[@zalgoat]

Big brain

[@sleepysmokemoved2561]

D:

[@shutup1899]

How does Inside A Mind make something so immature as a pizza man, seem so intense and suspenseful? Damn, you are good.

[@UltYT]

no joke, I literally have to take breaks from watching his videos because if I binge watch him, I will be paranoid for weeks.

[@lemmy6465]

Anyone read “T R A P P E D” on the video? on the lyrics some letters were capitalized?

[@junjoval1204]

Yea

[@djcoopes7569]

YES!!!! Thank you for pointing this out. I was frustrated when IAM didn't talk about this, or even point it out.

[@jvnfkfgmvjvfmvkf]

yeah

[@gordon_freeman2542]

I read "R A P E" and I was like no I am not coming to your house.

[@turbotyler3121]

@@gordon_freeman2542 Same

[@zlatkokovachev903]

When the "Pizza hat piazza is not a cult" song is playing there are some letters highlighted and if you put these letters together u can read "TRAPPED", anyone saw this thing?

[@DaPh2495]

Yeah I noticed it too, I’m surprised the vid didn’t say anything about it

[@ArtOfficialKreations]

I missed the highlighted “T”, & at first thought it was spelling a certain 4 letter word that is contained within the g’s of: grapes 🍇

[@D_YellowMadness]

I only noticed it when watching this video.

[@CowboyLuigi]

I also noticed when I did a double take. I hoped I wasn't the only one who noticed

[@snow-tq4yp]

I got sent here by a friend and now im scared for his mental sanity

[@luvondarox]

Is he in the Pizza Time Pizza cult?

[@snow-tq4yp]

luvondarox yep

[@YumeKitty0]

@@snow-tq4yp oh no

[@MMitochondria]

Its pizza time

[@ciangriffin9630]

@@luvondarox It is not a cult. I will be telling the pizza man about this.

[@cyanity1017]

Pizza man: starts singing Guy with smiling face: oh yee Pizza man: *sacrifice the weak ones* Guy with -smiling- frowning face: *hold up*

[@kazmakazii]

What?

[@kazmakazii]

Yes.

[@OldTownCrab]

Anyone notice the white letters in the pizza time pizza is not a cult song spell out rape

[@blarg2429]

@@OldTownCrab No, they spell out "trapped."

[@Cygerion]

@@blarg2429 where's the d? i could only make out "trappe" edit: ...never mind i just had to watch a bit more

[@Joestar96]

*FINALLY* Alex Bale is getting the attention he deserves!

[@wooperwanderer4487]

RemixZX says the on who is not even subscribed to him

[@swizzles1875]

Jotaro can you time stop and get me out of here im scared.

[@Joestar96]

@@wooperwanderer4487 I'm SUBSCRIBED to Alex and Inside a Mind, bitch

[@zackduelel9549]

JOTARO, KISAMADO

[@TehPurpleYoshi]

Alex Bale: We believe in 3 principals. Also Alex: *SAYS* FOUR*

[@DiceFTW273]

He was once apart of the Spanish Inquisition

[@emilieg1449]

i feel bad at for the guy in the stock imagine

[@SweetFacade]

The Pizza Man turned the missing people into pizzas..

[@specsamhain_909]

Remember DØÑT DÓÙT HÍM

[@AJwho985]

SPC_ Samhain *doubt

[@specsamhain_909]

@@AJwho985 .

[@specsamhain_909]

@@AJwho985 that was a joke...

[@amandawilliams2266]

Mmmmm ewe

[@laylaminici]

"Dominos is a cult" "Papa John's is a cult" "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer" "Pizza time is not a cult" *epic song starts playing* I fuxking cackled

[@zerotoanime3953]

same bro.

[@Seadog87]

I died at the hat part

[@bendythedemon5413]

Mickey mouse is singing again

[@helloimarabbit4083]

Same lmfao!

[@AngryTheGnome]

of all the things, i was not expecting the zodiac killer

[@Lentilllllll]

Imagine the person who posed for that stock photo watching that series

[@saxshton]

Why is a stock image so scary

[@cornjobb]

while it's interesting, i cannot in good conscience support a pizza place - real or imaginary - whose marketing department cannot spell "sentients" correctly

[@hanadashi3910]

The chosen one to defeat the evil of Pizza Time Pizza

[@kockavagyok9411]

Alex Bale is great. And you are Great too. Conclusion: This is great.

[@Reegus]

And the pizza man is too

[@kockavagyok9411]

*PIZZA TIME PIZZA IS GREAT*

[@bmgbububaba12ythun24]

Magyar vagy lol

[@kockavagyok9411]

@@bmgbububaba12ythun24 Te is?

[@bmgbububaba12ythun24]

Kocka Vagyok ja

[@ohnoitsthetrash128]

It's just a pizza place, they said. *IT'LL BE FINE, THEY SAID.*

[@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng]

I thought the thumbnail was Danny devito for a second

[@yvmni]

Me too lmao

[@yiarsan6581]

@@EpicBlader79 Marky Devito

[@Partially_Accepted]

No i thought it was Dwane "The Rock" Johnson

[@GraveOvRabbits]

Mystical_em03 I thought it was frank azar

[@izzysolis9683]

i snorted out loud

[@Dorkyzzz]

was no one going to mention the specific letters in bold in that "we are not a cult" video ?

[@g-forcefgt323]

I got Trappe

[@awesomeii8346]

I got the word "TRAPPED"

[@ciangriffin9630]

@@awesomeii8346 Stop spreading false propaganda. I will tell the pizza man about this.

[@ciangriffin9630]

Stop spreading false propaganda. I will tell the pizza man about this.

[@jintyry]

@@ciangriffin9630 n o p r o m i s e s

[@melware1372]

Me: "Hey pass the aux cord." Friend: "You better not play trash." Me: 8:14

[@caraj7755]

LMAO

[@eugene8910]

This is the best comment on this video HANDS DOWN!!!

[@amandawilliams2266]

I don't know if I ever laughed so hard !! Read it right as the song came on lmao

[@bendythedemon5413]

(Mickey mouse starts singing) Me : ah yess human music i like it

[@breadwinner80]

Ms Freakshow Friend: “The pizza man knows all. Good choice.”

[@0ne01]

That was the funniest opening I have seen in a long time. "Now I'm just lonely and homeless."

[@gabrielavieitas1806]

He's surely on drugs. Poor child. Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus aren't even related. Lol

[@TempFel3]

Gabriela Vieitas he is right about the earth not being a globe though, but it isn’t a flat plane either, we all know it is really a Möbius strip

[@huhulili9021]

@@TempFel3 what's the eigenvalue of earth? Heard Tony stark said if we know the eigenvalue we can time travel

[@harmonypon7380]

The_Whologist Fool. The earth is a rhombus

[@MaskedRokho]

@@harmonypon7380 no thats jacksucksatlife

[@artemanhaoliva4045]

@@TempFel3 bilu will enlithen you PROJECTO PORTAL

[@smugwormkid1803]

Did anyone notice the big highlighted letter in the music video? It spells out "T R A P P E D" edit: thanks for a 100 likes lol!

[@eggy-rat-boi1683]

Pizza time pizza is definitely not a cult

[@mellwrrld9206]

It's actually a password for the website

[@maxwellgrossman]

Yup

[@cyrilkhoury8847]

I didn't see it. It appears where in the video?

[@mellwrrld9206]

Cyril Khoury The password is made from the bolded letters in the Not a Cult song, then the URL appears on the pizza box later in the episode. All this is in episode 3.

[@jamesramsey1736]

The bold letters in the song lyrics spell out “TRAPPED”

[@suwinkhamchaiwong8382]

RAPPE

[@viralvegetable2411]

12:20 when the seinfeld theme started playing i lost it

[@theguywhodrawsalot7554]

I like how this shitpost has gotten a whole episode from inside a mind

[@13E55E]

Just don’t forget The hat is not a cult

[@fernandoantonio4275]

And ted cruz is the zodiac killer , that's fundamental

[@Macc985]

Not a cult by the way

[@ashisreallytired9006]

And it isn't pizza time pizza either

[@kimmartin7526]

Unbelievably Immature but pizza time pizza is a cult

[@happymilk7433]

The hat is also not Pizza Time Pizza

[@scout-0853]

Ah yes let me just watch a lighthearted video before bed Mistake

[@kxarmic]

"What cult are you in?" *spider-man 2 pizza time intensify*