iPhone 16 Presentation Translated into What Apple Really Means

A translation of Apples presentation of the iPhone 16, iPhone 16 pro, iPhone 16 pro max and Apple intelligence.

[@anta40]

"... but it's not private to FBI and Xi Jinping" 😂😂😂

[@yazidyusop]

It's CIA

[@s0nic_readwrite]

​@@yazidyusop the cia and fbi are different things you dingaling

[@excalibro8365]

also the NSA

[@TheRepublicofAntarctica]

​@@s0nic_readwritedingaling💀

[@Xenorex.MV1]

Pin of fame

[@LuisLascanoValarezo]

I waited for Maxim's presentation more than the Apple's event

[@batmanthedarkestknight]

Your not alone

[@bar-sabas4801]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂me too

[@liamn.7664]

haha fr bro me too 😂

[@tinashenyamaropa2953]

​@@bar-sabas4801me three 😅😂😂

[@Gurenn83]

We are all on the same boat 😆

[@jashankmadbhvi194]

No wonder the Apple YT videos have their comments section turned off

[@Sekir80]

It's like a collective muting, eh? "When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say."

[@Gurenn83]

Apple is avoiding complaints and negative comments to protect their image. One thing Samsung and Google channels are not afraid of. What a shame for a trillion dollar company.

[@casshernbr5412]

Because they know they are selling the same phone for 9 years and are afraid of the “awaken” ones that know the reality of this company.

[@BusltinNinthies]

​@@Gurenn83and apple wonder why people cheer louder when apple lose money.The fleecing of sheeple is coming to and end🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@sage12389]

😂

[@SebastianAlvarado-xf1gu]

Summary: this iPhone has the old functions but we want you to think it’s new so you can give us more money

[@ScaryRez]

Apple every year be like

[@kacmed]

yeasterday technology, tommorow prices

[@gauressi3579]

@@kacmedhow? Haven’t they introduced so much this time? Faster processor better battery life and what not?

[@kacmed]

@@gauressi3579 and for that you wanna pay 1200 ich dollars? call me crazy but you can have that with 300 - 400 dollar smartphones - what are you running on your phone anyway that it needs such strong procesor that iphone 15 cant handle? i still have iphone X and everything runs smoothly

[@3D1337]

​@gauressi3579Faster processor is "default" in every launch in every phone, since processors are a separate industry, that keeps slightly evolving by itself, it's no alien tech. Battery life? Come on bro I thought that topic was closed like 5 years ago. Even most cheap models like $200 androids come with 5000mA in 2024. 😂

[@liamn.7664]

this video is being more honest than apple

[@AnkitShai]

More honest?? Apple is not honest at all lol

[@liamn.7664]

@@AnkitShai well they are honest about their prices i guess 😂

[@AnkitShai]

@@liamn.7664 how can they not be? That would be outright criminal lol. They can't say a phone will cost a customer 800 and then charge 1000 out of nowhere. Quoting the actual price is not "honesty", that's called basic legal compliance

[@benstevensmayn]

Apple : Integrates chat gpt with new iphone Also Apple : APPLE INTELIGENCE 😑

[@NoGunPowder.]

Yeah like WTF Apple intelligence

[@ellim4259]

Someone at Apple got a big fat promotion for that one.

[@jideodude]

And they had the audacity to say it's free 🤣🤣🤣

[@Commontater2]

It will use ChatGPT for some requests and on device Apple Intelligence for others. They are not the same.

[@realdragon]

If it were actually Aplle Intelligence whenever you ask it something the response would be "Please purchase the Apple token in store for only $5.99"

[@ppheard1254]

Maxim should replace Duolingo!

[@shadzyalex]

🍉🐔

[@A-drian]

Delulu lingo translation from delulu to English

[@Mystipaoniz]

Corporate bs to english!

[@L1CL1CL1CL1C]

Nah if they replaced the Russian voices with him I'd probably use Duolingo way more often then

[@L1CL1CL1CL1C]

'Cause the voices in that app piss me off

[@sfsen]

Android users: "KNEW features." iPhone users: "NEW features." Missing K is the sold Kidney to buy the Neeeew.

[@SwagM1111]

😂😂

[@ms.m666]

BROOOOO😂😂😂❤

[@amanchoosesaslaveobeys6510]

😂😂

[@lemuelwonah7076]

Bro COOKED

[@bunnyx2819]

Innovation!😂

[@ForestxWalker06]

Apple iPhone 16: we ran out of new stuff to make so…here’s the old stuff back

[@AdamThomas-vf4op]

thats all iphones

[@mymoney2354]

Lmao😂, so true.

[@cooljazzy2682]

" It is neeeeewwww." " Please believe us." 😂😂😂😂

[@BiggyJMac]

😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead. This guy never fails to make me laugh uncontrollably. I have an android and I love it. $100 phone with the same basic features saving me $1500.

[@tiacook405]

So do I 😂

[@lebanon202]

IT'S JUST PHOTOSHOP FROM YEARS AGO 😂😂😂😂

[@lebanon202]

😂😂😂😂 IT IS NEWWWW HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY IT NEWWW😂😂😂😂😂

[@ellim4259]

Apple: NEW In conclusion NEW, we will like to let everyone NEW, know this is a NEW iPhone. ...... new

[@kessy5]

😂😂😂

[@lebanon202]

@@ellim4259 😆

[@lebanon202]

@@ellim4259 New will be old later on and a newer one will be the birthday kid🤣

[@basicallyph0r]

Thank you for the superb summary 👌 I could not be bothered to watch the actual presentation

[@iw1ldx]

best translator of all time right to the point get rid of the bs

[@mschoy1597]

Maxim didn't mention chicken nuggets! WOW!!!

[@chernodoggo8732]

Iphone 16=1 billion chicken nuggets

[@zergothikaify]

He's into New things.

[@brokended_pencil]

He is just translating this time. Tim Apple only eats bugs.

[@ivannasha5556]

Jesus Christ on a motorbike. You are correct! XD

[@macvos]

Apples and chicken nuggets aren't a great combo. Imagine the sacrifice he made to still make this video!

[@ling_c]

I was almost impressed with 4K@120fps but then I quickly remembered that I already have the feature on my Samsung.

[@FizzyLemonSoda]

I woke up at 2 am, this was made at 3 am, its 4am and im watching this guy, absolute banger of a video tho because it had me dying from laughter

[@megustAslagt]

Can we talk about how phone commercials refer to people in pictures as "distracting objects"?

[@hyeladee]

Now that you mentioned it, it's concerning

[@jjryan1352]

Dogs are obviously more important than people

[@mena10ss]

People who buy this are delulu pro max 😂

[@emancebo13]

We need DelulunPro Max t-shirts, I’d buy one for sure

[@punisherhq2182]

i have the XR so I'm buying it lmao

[@MsBluebot]

@@punisherhq2182I have the XR too and I’m staying with my phone like I ain’t gonna waste my money on this

[@salsaspartan7]

Surprised he didn't say that.

[@kessy5]

😂😂😂

[@Sheikh-ameenunmun-RIZQ]

Im watching this on a samsung S20 Ultra from 4 years ago 2:26

[@zero00044]

Still have mine and using it now as well. Until the battery no longer charges, I'm never getting another phone. Lol

[@pragmaticobserver1592]

@@zero00044 A good cel repair shop can put a new one in for around 100.00 or less😎

[@Frost_Tiger]

Watching on a Note 10 plus from 5 years ago. Starting to give me issue charging and I think battery, but still going strong

[@Just-An-Average-Guy]

same lmao

[@Starshine2.0_]

I remember this guy from the previous iPhone video and I don't regret watching this one either. I kept remembering the "We have to tell iPhone users that charging cable is for charging before they wrap it around themselves like a scarf". This was from the iPhone 15 vid and I laughed so hard when I watched both of these. Amazing content :)

[@butterstach1161]

I love maxim's interpretation on apple summit. Every year I patiently wait for it.

[@mattthevisionary]

Absolutely truthful and a masterpiece. Excellent translation Bady!

[@szybkiwojtas7895]

-So Apple, what's new? Apple: Yes

[@DragoNate]

2:05 "you can easily remove distracting *_OBJECTS_* " *shows removing a person well, we know what apple thinks of people :)

[@YvesPeterRalala]

That was a very good observation

[@Jimster481]

Sounds like apple, everyone is just a object

[@MikeCoxlongg]

Bro roasted TF outta them 😂😂

[@tahaomerjanjua5494]

Im suprised they didn't accidently say "iPhone 15"

[@TheMnwlkr]

"We only store your data if you request it, but you have to agree to our Terms and Conditions, which requires you to request us to store your data for you, to use the device, the iCloud service, the A.I. service and pretty much everything else. So your data is perfectly safe with us."

[@robingallinarri4514]

Next yr they add the "Fingerprint Functionality" to that Camera Button

[@chrisdonovan8795]

MAGIC!

[@midoevil7]

Iphones don't have finger print scaners 😮?

[@HF7-AD]

​@@midoevil7 they do, they also had it in the old button that they removed and are now bringing back, without one

[@Rishabh_san]

0:56 " PLEASE BELIEVE US ,THE CAMERA IS NEWWWWWWW"

[@theartofpandora]

Best review of iPhone 16

[@penguinbellyflop548]

It’s just PS from 10 years ago! 😂

[@brittanyfehlings6838]

I love that mischievous smile right out of the gate😂 this is going to be good

[@LardaBatistuta]

Recently someone walked into IT department with all smiles and happy. He was like, "did you know apple has this new app to translate any language." We are looking at him like, "wow, you discovered google translate?"

[@KisekiFan]

' but it is not private to the FBI and Xi Jinping', I died at that 🤣

[@Filtiarin]

I’m looking at my iPhone 11…I see minimal difference 😂

[@ZuerstJesus]

But is yours black or white? I think not!

[@lexdavies3656]

Same, the base model iPhone 16 offers little to no upgrades. Not worth paying 800 bucks for a 60hz display in 2025. The only way I’ll upgrade is if they bring 120hz to the base models or my battery goes

[@Filtiarin]

@@lexdavies3656 for real lol

[@MsBluebot]

Same with my iPhone 10 XR

[@zer0bre]

@@lexdavies3656 it's well over 1100 in my country, though...

[@Bearcat299]

Man, you're a genius.

[@eyesonthepiescc]

Same phone. New camera.

[@RikAindow]

Is it new?

[@Sheikh-ameenunmun-RIZQ]

Same phone. Same camera. New name.

[@macksuting6263]

Not new but they keep reminding it like they trynna brainwash the people 😂

[@Electrobuzz17]

There is nothing new. Only added focus option in ultrawide . If people are fooled by seeing 'fusion' beside the 48mp same sensor its on them

[@ayod0011]

@@macksuting6263well, I think they already have brainwashed people.

[@istrasci]

I can't freakin' stand Apple trying to pretend like they're so innovative by introducing "new" things that Android had years ago.

[@Ninjabowtie]

name a phone with a macro button that released in the past 3 years

[@istrasci]

@@Ninjabowtie My phone has one, and it released in 2018.

[@AlexMkd1984]

​@@Ninjabowtieeven my android from 2017 has same features

[@gu244]

​@@Ninjabowtie the crappy Cat s22 has one and that is like $60.

[@raj-athul-84]

@@Ninjabowtie hey.. you got answered.. now where are you hiding iSheep? 😂😂

[@Takato2527]

that camera button existed back in 2006, when Sony Ericsson and Nokia have that long ago, now they promoted as new. lmfao.

[@1Grainer1]

i still remember camera button in my old Samsung galaxy S3 🥲 or it could even be sony ericcson, which was even older... damn i was in the middle school at the time

[@frankepikus6835]

When will you present the ultimate delulu 16 pro max ?? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TzCata]

Do this every year, please! :))

[@Gallonofmilk.]

The Erasing feature on the Iphone16 was already on the google pixel and samsung S23.

[@Rendydany]

Or any phone with google photo one

[@jjryan1352]

Can do it on a cheapo xiaomi redmi note 10 pro

[@RaghavVijay]

Absolutely Hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing the translation and the facial expressions really said it all😂😂😂

[@Kris-fh5cc]

You're truly funny ... and 100% correct ! 🙂

[@helenetrstrup4817]

I actually got an iphone 16 ad after watching this and now I am laughing even harder. 😂

[@jannespor8178]

2:35 But my wallet won't feel rich.

[@falconr33]

Please believe us, the camera is new! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Batterycoke]

You should totally present every tech launch, I laughed my head off, and you missed that IP Pro Max "No it is Delulu Pro Max 16!!...."

[@Thunderbender18830]

Putting “just” before any price doesn’t magically make that price low.

[@proholic]

This presentation is far better then apple's boring presentation

[@janofb]

I want my Siri to sound like Maxim.

[@chrisdonovan8795]

It has to provide commentary for everything you as it about though. Siri, navigate to 143 Briggs Avenue. Siri: Okay, but that's a bad neighborhood. Are you going there to shakalaka?

[@khalilj.9051]

My God! Hilarious presentation 😆

[@tobejaison9781]

Please, don't use God's name in vain!

[@weAreNotAloneHere]

I love how he’s breaking down mind control, I mean mind manipulation I mean marketing

[@bazookalegend]

This was spot on 😂 Apple will always take features that already exist and gaslight everyone to think it's NEW🙂 Thankfully there's many of who choose Android💚 Love your videos MaximBady! you always put a smile on my face😁

[@ironshoes1720]

It may be my long and deep hatred for Apple speaking right now, but this video is one of your best, if not the best. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 It's so refreshing, it feels... new? 😇😏😉

[@Ccorleone1609]

Back in 2012 i had an iphone 4s. For 6 months until the headphone jack died and you could only take calls on loudspeaker. Worst experience ever.

[@kaebelle3000]

Seek help

[@ironshoes1720]

@@kaebelle3000 You've been unanimously voted the most useless comment of the last hour. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@casshernbr5412]

Starting to feel Apple is really joking around for 9 years

[@bhaskarchakraborty975]

Absolutely amazing translation...Apple will be burning inside 🤣🤣🤣

[@zer0bre]

They won't give a fuck. The reason why they keep cheating people out of their money for this device. Every single year.

[@MrBlackfalconuk]

Brill, actually made me laugh. Well done.

[@sublime_fracking562]

New iPhone upgrade is like new textbook edition, same content with more texts/pages.

[@musaki.4]

Wow I love the transition 😂

[@kakashi-na]

"It's just photoshop from 10 years ago" 😂😂 LOL

[@EpisodeAnon27]

His translation is accurate to be fair. 😆

[@arenh2049]

America needs him now more than ever!

[@nachsn2213]

Bro, one of the best from you

[@theREALblackfeatherfox]

It’s annoying how accurate this is. 😂

[@teinspringz]

Thank you for your review of the new old iPhone, MKBHDH 👍🙏❤️👌😃

[@xristinarose2409]

A lot of people want smaller phones, not even bigger ones. These already dont fit in our pockets..

[@chrisdonovan8795]

No problem. Get ready for iPants! They're designed to work with their phones. Don't use them with other phones though or they will catch fire. Just $399!

[@xristinarose2409]

@@chrisdonovan8795 Be careful not to give appe ideas 🤣

[@chrisdonovan8795]

@@xristinarose2409 lol You know I was kidding, but I bet that if I could talk to them, they would do it. Knock off brands would emerge instantly for 10% of the cost, but the Apple Cult will only by the name brand.

[@afret99]

Why at 2:47 are we looking at the same camera thats on the iPhone 12 Pro Max on a iPhone 16, 4 generations later? 🤣🤣🤣

[@prooF75]

Maximbady has the point!

[@peterfmodel]

Brilliant

[@faizah-l8d]

the removing of distracing object in photo was in the google pixel 6 in 2021 3 years late @apple

[@froylaz]

Im amazed by the perfect translation. Thank you very much sir for that rich information.

[@NaudVanDalen]

Cheapest iPhone 16: 2 cameras. 3 cameras for Pro. Cheapest Galaxy S24: 3 cameras. 4 cameras for Ultra. (200 megapixels for main camera for Ultra)

[@sangth9987]

Your skits are fire!!!!! You make my day bro!

[@selectahshango3854]

Yo maxim please 🙏 the intro should be soooooo what do we have here i missed that but you still keeping us cracking up 😂

[@derek9063]

Nailed it

[@ItsWhatever2517]

As an iPhone XR owner, this cracked me up!

[@Sycc-z2s]

Nega is really good

[@juan-carlosfrancois8498]

Apple: iPhone MaximBady: Our cash machine Me: 😂😂😂😂

[@PharmacistMohammad]

I want this video to go viral. So true.

[@kitsune8460]

both android and iPhone have its pros and cons. What everyone hates is the overhyped marketing trying to make it sound premium like they’ve developed some cutting edge technology when it’s nothing new. And they make it overpriced because it’s new when it’s not.

[@bvrbvt05]

Thanks, I understand it now.

[@HelenMaxwellfan]

Yes, MaximBady gets it. I swear, AI is more machine learning at this point. It needs programming to make it work correctly without bugs.

[@ludas7374]

At this point iPhone is just a camera that can make phone calls.

[@Bob6800a]

I'm still using my S20 Ultra and am perfectly happy with it.

[@OnlytheStrongSurvive416]

Me too! Still have my S20 and no issues with it at all. I would never buy an 🍎

[@altitudeedits2]

this is what I wait for every year

[@chris_wizzudz]

I know this was for the iPhone 16, but I feel like this exact same sentiment applies to the PS5 pro as well. “Trust us, our horrendously expensive product is _newwww_ plz buy it now k thx bye.”

[@Alien-xi8ps]

Finally the best ever unbiased review

[@FacelessOfficial1]

neither Apple nor Maxim are holding back here...

[@mrsmerula]

Everything we thought, but you make it so much funnier. 😂

[@Joseph-gm3qm]

That's literally rent+grocery money

[@crashzone6600]

Funny how iPhone girlie's always talking about how you are cheap if you own android, but the newest iPhone cost less than the s24 ultra did at launch. Not only that but the s24 ultra has better specs in almost every way. On top of that, at this point since it is so long since its release, you can even get the 1tb model s24 ultra, for the same price as the release price for the 256gb model of the the IPhone 16. The s25 ultra is supposed to release in early 2025, so if the s24 is already better, I wonder how much that gap will widen then.

[@MsKeylas]

@@crashzone6600 To those simpletons who will say that I am too cheap for bying androind instead of crapphone, my answer is . '' I am not that poor to waste money on a fucking garbage. I spend money efficiently and on a high quality products''

[@NaudVanDalen]

@@crashzone6600 You should always buy Samsung at a discount or keep it for years because you can only sell it for like 30% of the price after a year while you can probably sell an iPhone for 70% of the price, so iPhones end up being cheaper if you were to buy a new one every year (not recommended).

[@MsBluebot]

Absolutely not worth the money dude it’s pretty much the same as the other 5 iPhones before it

[@chrisdonovan8795]

@@crashzone6600 Apple is doing men a great service by being a red flag when it comes to dating.

[@damiankubiak818]

That was the best explanation of their gibberish I've ever heard. You speak well. today I'll drink to your health.I am from Poland and it is a often here to drink for such reasons as well as for no reason. 😂 You would hear it here. He talks well, pour him some So in our language dobrze gada polać mu

[@egocks]

I laughed so hard at this 😂 the best one yet 😂

[@GinaSzerdahelyi]

Great translation, thank you! 😅

[@asharma9345]

Keep it up Bro.

[@mjklein]

This did not disappoint. Can't say that about the '16.

[@zamans98]

Copied 100% Google Lens image search and called it advanced feature. WTF