Apple Explains How They Make Money

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@TX_Chris
@TX_Chris 4 ай бұрын
“By taking away, we’re adding so much more” is the most Apple statement I’ve ever heard lol
@jonscene
@jonscene 4 ай бұрын
taking from idiots and adding them to their share
@LokiBeckonswow
@LokiBeckonswow 4 ай бұрын
the "less is more approach" except when they actually give you less while pretending that it's more - this is called gaslighting I'm pretty sure, great work marketing team /s
@M1szS
@M1szS 4 ай бұрын
@Ballen1182 You know that there are many not 9 year old phones that have the headphone jack?
@Blitterbug
@Blitterbug 4 ай бұрын
@@M1szS Indeed. My brand new Sammy has one. I just don't buy the idiot versions (eg £500 or more).
@milotxh
@milotxh 4 ай бұрын
And sheep's still spend money on it
@Kalgrm
@Kalgrm 4 ай бұрын
One wheel = $99. Second wheel +$200. Third wheel +$200. Fourth wheel +$200. Hence $699 for 4 wheels.
@kiryonnakira7566
@kiryonnakira7566 4 ай бұрын
make sense
@drac124
@drac124 4 ай бұрын
You nail it! 🤑🤣🤣
@r.c.8268
@r.c.8268 4 ай бұрын
good job, you have master this class, now you can suck dry your costumers
@Christusolus
@Christusolus 4 ай бұрын
Buy 1 wheel at a time and only pay $400?
@MatterLivesWhite
@MatterLivesWhite 4 ай бұрын
my dumbass thought u were talking about car wheels but I finished the video and you were referring to the PC wheels LMAO... 700fking dollars so your PC can drive
@JonBonCat
@JonBonCat 4 ай бұрын
It's at the point where the satire is reality lol.
@mobarakjama5570
@mobarakjama5570 4 ай бұрын
Dark times these are indeed, dark times.
@lightworker2956
@lightworker2956 4 ай бұрын
Satire? What satire?
@buffwafflemann379
@buffwafflemann379 4 ай бұрын
@@lightworker2956 satire is the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, and ridicule to expose or criticize how stupid people and their vices are. usually use for politics but satires satire. stupid people are stupid people
@declancottle991
@declancottle991 4 ай бұрын
The jokes write themselves
@philipppuchner1115
@philipppuchner1115 4 ай бұрын
@@buffwafflemann379 he means, that this isn't satire, it is reality!
@mathisholler5504
@mathisholler5504 3 ай бұрын
My grandpa used to buy overpriced stuff from ads that he got in the mail. My dad explained to me that in his generation expensive meant good quality. I feel like a lot of people today are time travellers born in the 1920s
@richardsanchez5444
@richardsanchez5444 3 ай бұрын
To be fair expensive did use to mean good quality. We used to say "pay a lot once or pay less more often".
@andreys7729
@andreys7729 3 ай бұрын
Well, to be fair, idiots who overpay for something extra subsidise the main product and normal people get the main product cheaper as a result. Thanks to them.
@mathisholler5504
@mathisholler5504 2 ай бұрын
@@andreys7729 in theory maybe, but i don't believe that companies like Apple would make their other products cheaper.
@LordTrashcanRulez
@LordTrashcanRulez 2 ай бұрын
​@@andreys7729That's not how it works, see Apple
@AnshumanKantiBose
@AnshumanKantiBose 2 ай бұрын
That rule still applies generally. Apple is just the exception to the rule. Because apple is of course, exceptional.
@Verthias
@Verthias 2 ай бұрын
Lesson 6: solder everything. That way, when your display bricks because of a faulty $10 ribbon cable you can’t just swap out a ribbon cable, you have to swap out the whole $700 display. Genius.
@LV-1969
@LV-1969 4 ай бұрын
Loved that last shot of the $1000 phone next to a $1000 monitor stand...
@riotman3579
@riotman3579 4 ай бұрын
you should see the apple polishing cloth for 19$ 😂
@mikem9536
@mikem9536 4 ай бұрын
@@riotman3579 Is it good for polishing knobs?
@sparda9060
@sparda9060 4 ай бұрын
@@riotman3579 that cloth is made out of a cut piece of fabric that costs them 30 cents from China lol
@reuven2010
@reuven2010 4 ай бұрын
@@riotman3579 Oops! Sorry it seems our representatives missed a number! the price was now correctly updated to 199$
@tsoldrin-TF
@tsoldrin-TF 4 ай бұрын
@@riotman3579Is that real thing? 😂
@boiledelephant
@boiledelephant 4 ай бұрын
This is a true story. A guy I know dropped about $2k on a top end macbook in 2021; when it developed a main board fault 2 months out of warranty and became irreparably useless, he spent the same amount again on another one because he had been impressed by the first one. Genuinely.
@uncletedscabin4625
@uncletedscabin4625 3 ай бұрын
It's genuinely a cult at this point.
@mistervanderveer
@mistervanderveer 3 ай бұрын
I think you meant *Genius
@Slarti
@Slarti 3 ай бұрын
I'd be willing to bet that Apple randomly build in obsolescence so that random machines can be broken remotely in order to increase their sales.
@original12310
@original12310 3 ай бұрын
Mine is from 2015 and still working perfectly. Let's not generalise on a single example 😊
@PicaMonedula
@PicaMonedula 3 ай бұрын
Macbooks can keep going forever if you take care of them for then most part. Apple really do make great products. Theyre also great at overprizing those same products. Both can be true at the same time.
@OnlyInAfrika
@OnlyInAfrika 4 ай бұрын
The 200 dollars run got me 😂😂😂
@MP-vc4nu
@MP-vc4nu 4 ай бұрын
At this point, I’m starting to think that is minimum price of lunch for Apple employees in their HQ
@ciaccodavide
@ciaccodavide 4 ай бұрын
those wheels were 200$ each, but the fourth one was only 99$!
@emilattila
@emilattila 4 ай бұрын
@@ciaccodavide a got love the get three and get 50% of your fourth wheel
@daredoggo
@daredoggo 4 ай бұрын
$700? Huh 😂
@aurorajones8481
@aurorajones8481 4 ай бұрын
"...we are in the black 200 dollars" HAHA
@DeiselD305
@DeiselD305 4 ай бұрын
“What is this gold? No it’s marketing.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@RedTime420
@RedTime420 3 ай бұрын
Funny Thing is you can get 2terabytes of SSD for 200 bucks 😂 5:02
@rubenmahrla9800
@rubenmahrla9800 3 ай бұрын
You can't directly compare the price of a PC SSD with an SSD small and compact enough to fit into a handheld device. Having said that, Apple's pricing policies are still criminal.
@jxmai7687
@jxmai7687 3 ай бұрын
In fact still can make big profit from it because its supply cost was very low for apple.
@ABaumstumpf
@ABaumstumpf 3 ай бұрын
@@rubenmahrla9800 "You can't directly compare the price of a PC SSD with an SSD small and compact enough to fit into a handheld device." Correct - a PC SSD is faster, more reliable and not hardware-locked to the Device. Also as it is a fully functional product on its own it is more complex and costlier to produce.
@timprobst9645
@timprobst9645 3 ай бұрын
And what about extra storage for your Apple PC??
@DouglasWatt
@DouglasWatt 3 ай бұрын
@@rubenmahrla9800 It's called an NvME drive, and yea, they're that small on any platform. Look at the 2230 size, and yup, they're reasonably priced even for large capacity.
@optimumpcyt
@optimumpcyt 4 ай бұрын
Sure enough I paid $200 for this class! Thank you teacher!
@maythesciencebewithyou
@maythesciencebewithyou 4 ай бұрын
That's 200 per lesson
@OzCreationsAU
@OzCreationsAU 4 ай бұрын
Except it's not because the Titanium model has Saphire Crystal Glass, and the other does not.... so in reality the upgrade is all in the glass, not the case.....
@JesusPlsSaveMe
@JesusPlsSaveMe 3 ай бұрын
​@@maythesciencebewithyou *Revelation 3:20* Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless. Revelation 22:12-14 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
@optimumpcyt
@optimumpcyt 3 ай бұрын
Yes i just got the rest of the bills. I feel even better knowing i paid for quality!​@@maythesciencebewithyou
@optimumpcyt
@optimumpcyt 3 ай бұрын
​@@maythesciencebewithyou that's outstanding. I'm saving up to take a few more lessons the more you pay alpple the more you can brag to your friends about why you will never go with another brand. Who needs an extra 2 or 3 thousand dollars in their pocket? Oh wait having a meltdown
@rrnonya5472
@rrnonya5472 4 ай бұрын
Apple + Math = $200
@pokiblue5870
@pokiblue5870 4 ай бұрын
Somehwere in 2028…at Apple : Soo how could we increase the profit with iphones ? …euhem lets introduce the Iphone Ultra for +1000$ more than the iphone pro 🥴 those fools will buy it anyway !!!
@kiran9s
@kiran9s 4 ай бұрын
*iMath
@bruth6138
@bruth6138 4 ай бұрын
After Tim Cook announced that he was gay, Samsung CEO said he was also gay... And waterproof.
@kingvinoda3896
@kingvinoda3896 4 ай бұрын
Waterproof your gays for safe keeping.
@MP-vc4nu
@MP-vc4nu 4 ай бұрын
I mean I’m not surprised Tim even managed this without being Steve’s lover at the first place
@levipb1403
@levipb1403 4 ай бұрын
Is he really?
@cosmicgamingunlimited
@cosmicgamingunlimited 4 ай бұрын
@@levipb1403only his boyfriend knows for sure.
@samsam21amb
@samsam21amb 4 ай бұрын
@@levipb1403yes, he came out in like 2015
@ronch550
@ronch550 3 ай бұрын
Not too long ago i got an Infinix phone for around $180. Not the fastest, most amazing phone but for the price it comes with so many 'goodies' in the box: charger (well, I would hope so, right, Apple??), earphones, a screen protector, and even this piece of thick paper that looks like a dollar which is some sort of membership to the Infinix X Club. These little things don't cost much but it gives the consumer a feeling of getting so much value for their money. Granted, the phone's loudspeaker started to have issues about a year later and the fingerprint sensor conked out too, but maybe i just got a lemon. This is not to say that infinix is good or bad, but you gotta appreciate the effort.
@CodecrafterArtemis
@CodecrafterArtemis 2 ай бұрын
> Bought a phone for $180 > Granted, the phone's loudspeaker started to have issues about a year later and the fingerprint sensor conked out too Sounds like you got what you paid for.
@The_Big_Soup3
@The_Big_Soup3 Ай бұрын
Absolutely crazy this predatory company hasn't been investigated for anything other than the Type C charging lol. Insane
@haroondaman7162
@haroondaman7162 Ай бұрын
People buy apple because they don't understand how phones work, all they know is apple is the most popular and is more expensive meaning it must be better.
@mr.almezeini647
@mr.almezeini647 3 күн бұрын
As much as i don't like apple. I think if you keep buying their overpriced garbage. Then you deserve how they treat you.
@cete66
@cete66 4 ай бұрын
what a nice masterclass. I'll be expecting my $200 bill for this
@tastenheber
@tastenheber 4 ай бұрын
No, base price is $999, +$200 is for the course materials printed on paper.
@aqdplayz
@aqdplayz 4 ай бұрын
X that by 10 and yoi owe use 2000$ and another 200$ for knowing this monthly
@OdinsTaco
@OdinsTaco 4 ай бұрын
In the UK we have various slang terms for different amounts of money. Lady Godiva = £5, score = £10, ton = £100, bag of sand = £1000.... I herby put a motion forward to call $200/£200 an "apple".
@jamiekent1970
@jamiekent1970 4 ай бұрын
Score = £20, Pony = £25 and Monkey = £500
@ploed
@ploed 4 ай бұрын
Like, Stones, Feet, Miles?
@ThePVTfaszkivan
@ThePVTfaszkivan 4 ай бұрын
They just don't like simple numbers...
@jamiekent1970
@jamiekent1970 4 ай бұрын
@@ploed well in the UK we use both, we have the metric system for everyday measurement, we use miles to determining distance mph the reference speed , we use stone lbs and KG for weighing… we have drop the shillings from the currency … the Euro has been rejected… but the way digital currency is going and tap to pay…. We will ALL be using the same credits system in 20 years 😂
@02norcottg
@02norcottg 4 ай бұрын
who told you a score was 10 quid haha?
@chi-jenyang9752
@chi-jenyang9752 4 ай бұрын
The first lesson I learned in economics is that there is absolutely no relation between cost and price. A smart seller should always set his/her price at the level that consumers are willing to pay, regardless of the cost.
@LemonsRage
@LemonsRage 3 ай бұрын
Sometimes that is even better. Best example are artists who sell very few of their art while it was cheap but suddenly sold out after adding one or two zeros behind it. People want the sense of luxury. That's the whole reason why rolexs, hermes bags and ferraries are so hard to get.
@Mahira-nx8df
@Mahira-nx8df 3 ай бұрын
@@LemonsRage And also the prising of luxury brands works in the same way. They dont think twice to sell a 50 dollars product as 5000 dollar. And people even buy it.
@thenathanimal2909
@thenathanimal2909 3 ай бұрын
There is absolutely a relationship between cost of production and price - with very, very few exceptions e.g China dumping products in US market to destroy foreign businesses
@randomxnp
@randomxnp 3 ай бұрын
Gü pudding in the UK. They raised their prices and found they sold more. People assume more expensive must be better.
@grischa762
@grischa762 3 ай бұрын
@@LemonsRage Not exactly. The art market is not the same as the luxury brand market. Luxury brands work with limited editions to keep their regular customers interested. The official stores will sell the watches/cars at the same price as the "regular" editions/models. Basically handing over a watch for 10k that could be auctioned off for 100k+. But to get such an offer you have to first buy 10 "normal" watches. That is why they are so hard to get. It is intentionally created scarcity.
@Louis_H_
@Louis_H_ 3 ай бұрын
"times that by twenty and we'll call it a day" 😂🤣
@Thekraxskull
@Thekraxskull 4 ай бұрын
Bruh nah Samsung did stop including chargers screw both y’all 😭 0:20
@mariecampos6434
@mariecampos6434 3 ай бұрын
no they did not hahahha at least not in Brasil
@chainofheaven
@chainofheaven 2 ай бұрын
They still give cords here, at least
@marcw6875
@marcw6875 2 ай бұрын
Yup, I bought a S24+ a couple weeks ago. It had one USB-C cable included, but not the adapter that plugs into the electrical outlet. So, I guess technically you can charge it with what you get in the box if you have something with a USB-C socket that you can plug that cable into. However, they did not include the adapter which plugs into the wall outlet, and that is what I think most people are talking about when they say they don't include chargers anymore. In the past you got the cable AND the plug to stick into the wall.
@scipocelah6677
@scipocelah6677 2 ай бұрын
My wife wondered why I was so adamant about not buying Apple, Samsung, or Google phones when upgrading. Went with Motorola Edge 2022 (despite being in 2024, ATT didn't offer the 2023 or 2024 options as upgrades /shrug) and I'm very happy with it. A quarter of the price to do everything the same.
@I-only-fan
@I-only-fan 4 ай бұрын
“By taking away, we’re adding so much more” 🗣🔥🔥🔥
@jnmarshmello2728
@jnmarshmello2728 2 ай бұрын
🗣️💩💩💩
@ramr7051
@ramr7051 4 ай бұрын
my god, you had me laughing out loud with the $200 bit. Worst part is that it totally works out for them irl
@vyaschakravarthy9337
@vyaschakravarthy9337 4 ай бұрын
Not everytime it works. If the people realize what they are paying for and what they are getting, it will become a tectonic shift
@aquaponieee
@aquaponieee 4 ай бұрын
@@vyaschakravarthy9337thing is, people buy apple stuff not because of what they're getting for the money but because of the brand
@M1szS
@M1szS 4 ай бұрын
@@vyaschakravarthy9337 we are talking about apple's costumers, you think that they will ever realize?
@BigUriel
@BigUriel 4 ай бұрын
@@vyaschakravarthy9337 The grift has been going for two decades. Their customers are not going to learn. In fact I think they deliberately pick prices to weed out people who might further down the line realize they're being ripped off. Kind of like how scammers send emails out with typos on purpose, because they don't want people who can spot typos to waste their time.
@NuriBass69
@NuriBass69 4 ай бұрын
​@@vyaschakravarthy9337 Honestly, I don't think apple fankids care.
@AllanSanches
@AllanSanches 4 ай бұрын
I really do not get why people keep buying apple stuff
@Luciferd66
@Luciferd66 4 ай бұрын
Show off ...to look rich.
@TechDevPassion
@TechDevPassion 4 ай бұрын
Brand loyalty and status, some people buy an iPhone to be seen with it
@Swagtrap_CZ
@Swagtrap_CZ 4 ай бұрын
Because there are more stupid people than smart people in this world
@TheLORDNIGHTSHIELD
@TheLORDNIGHTSHIELD 4 ай бұрын
Ecosystem. For example I hate windows, and do not use my PC for anything else than gaming. Then if i need to get smartphone, i have 2 options. High-end android which is going to be full with third party staff, or iphone which is going to have the same settings, menu and options exactly as Mac from box without nees to have sparate accounts, users, software, configurations, and many more. That is the reason. People do not want spend time doing more actions. They just want to start using. That is why it is hard to change ecosystem. Because ecosystem will always work better than combination of different products. For this reason, the time person will spend doing configs, dowloading separate app for each android staff, charged by apple as money. Like whether you pay, or spend your time, which you can use to make money or for family. However, using iPhone with windows is nightmare. For microsoft dudes better to use android only.
@Roadman3D
@Roadman3D 4 ай бұрын
Different specialized software for film making runs perfectly on mac. Some prefer iOS over Android. Higher quality & no need to upgrade for ±10 years (phones = ±6years). Unfortunately, costs a lot more. Meanwhile other people prefer Apple just to show off and have no idea in how their technology works.
@Fe_10_tha_crab
@Fe_10_tha_crab Ай бұрын
4 wheels, thats 700 dollars. That made me laugh so hard for some reason
@jkoblivion4175
@jkoblivion4175 14 күн бұрын
I rarely laugh. But this channel makes me smile. Thx Samtime:)
@nope6471
@nope6471 4 ай бұрын
I already knew all of this, but looking at this video, and seeing it being said so nonchalantly and in your face...god, apple is crazy. And their customers really eat their shit up unironically, that is honestly amazing.
@savewithfearchannel
@savewithfearchannel 4 ай бұрын
Stupid doesn't know it's stupid.
@hazardeur
@hazardeur 4 ай бұрын
i hate apple with passion but man, i also dislike stupidity so i can't even blame them. i mean, ,i probably couldnt resist selling them that shit either
@NaudVanDalen
@NaudVanDalen 4 ай бұрын
$200 for just the titanium upgrade is insane.
@rubenmahrla9800
@rubenmahrla9800 3 ай бұрын
afaik it's not even an upgrade, since the titanium casing is actually pretty sensitive to impact..
@dkcwenge
@dkcwenge 3 ай бұрын
titanium is actually a lot more difficult to machine than aluminum. so i understand the price increase. but yeah, a completely unnecessary "upgrade"
@RhysMogg
@RhysMogg 2 ай бұрын
@@dkcwenge yeah, not defending Apple, but the bulk material cost is a fraction of the total. The extra time and tooling costs to make a complex rounded shape like that would probably 10x the cost of manufacture.
@lukaszrower7612
@lukaszrower7612 4 ай бұрын
In a word: Mindless consumers
@VitorSantos-jm8tb
@VitorSantos-jm8tb 3 ай бұрын
that's 200 words
@eatingyoshi4403
@eatingyoshi4403 2 ай бұрын
​​@@VitorSantos-jm8tbthat's 200 dollars a word
@mantisgaming
@mantisgaming 6 күн бұрын
Missed opportunity for "iTanium" in the thumbnail lol
@lifeisstr4nge
@lifeisstr4nge 3 ай бұрын
1:38, the way he stands... what is wrong with him...
@rohitchaoji
@rohitchaoji 3 ай бұрын
Rickets
@XenoChron2
@XenoChron2 3 ай бұрын
It's the pants.
@vectorious8084
@vectorious8084 3 ай бұрын
There's a pole up there, clearly. It's an apple accessory.
@Mikko-Maggie-More
@Mikko-Maggie-More 2 ай бұрын
Answer: He has massive balls and he's trying to avoid crushing them
@finalavanger6803
@finalavanger6803 4 ай бұрын
The price of the stand is hilarious XD
@JesusPlsSaveMe
@JesusPlsSaveMe 3 ай бұрын
To everyone in this chat, I just want to let you know that *Jesus loves you* and he can *save you from sin,* sadness and sickness.
@persperspersp2866
@persperspersp2866 3 ай бұрын
@@JesusPlsSaveMe but can he save Apple?
@-mrws-
@-mrws- 3 ай бұрын
@@persperspersp2866 nope, even all Super Best Friends won't help!
@-mrws-
@-mrws- 3 ай бұрын
yeap 😂 For the price of one iStand you can buy idonno 5x-6x used 4K 32" monitors?) that's insane!
@alfrdhrnndz
@alfrdhrnndz 2 ай бұрын
​@@-mrws-u can buy a 4k OLED LMAO
@oso_maloso
@oso_maloso 4 ай бұрын
And after all of that... we are still $3 dollars short 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Magnifique! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Frjttr
@Frjttr 4 ай бұрын
That's the cost for the glue obv
@FireFox64000000
@FireFox64000000 4 ай бұрын
Are we sure this isn't an actual Apple training video?
@gwine9087
@gwine9087 3 ай бұрын
I remember, back in the 60s, (yes, I'm that old) I worked on a Honeywell computer. In the pricing, there was an item called "series 200 adapter". I asked an honest salesman what that was and he said it did not exist.
@Yourservice99
@Yourservice99 4 ай бұрын
Thank you for making these videos. I don’t like Apple products, but my family members do, and I argue with them.
@LeoMkII
@LeoMkII Ай бұрын
I love Apple products, they're great! But their pricing isn't, that's why I don't own any
@yourxylitol
@yourxylitol 4 ай бұрын
yes, especially in Europe. $999 iphone must be converted into euros. The formula for this is $1 = 1€ and for the conversion we calculate 200€. so the basic iPhone for $999 in Europe becomes the price 1,199€. Thank you Apple 🍏
@ssmurf2990
@ssmurf2990 4 ай бұрын
european prices include tax
@mikni4069
@mikni4069 4 ай бұрын
Europe including 19-25% VAT and the introduction price hasn’t changed since IPhone X US is excluding sales tax
@swampscott2670
@swampscott2670 3 ай бұрын
Somehow Apple needs to account for constantly being sued and harassed by the European Commission making up some weird nonsense (thanks for forcing Apple to switch to the inferior USB C port on phones…)
@ABaumstumpf
@ABaumstumpf 3 ай бұрын
@@ssmurf2990 yes and the euro is also worth more than the dollar.
@Jafmanz
@Jafmanz 2 ай бұрын
​​@ABaumstumpf Not in most of Europe it isn't
@GIVEN_U_SMOKE
@GIVEN_U_SMOKE 4 ай бұрын
Cuz our customers are paying for new products, doesn't mean ya have to give them anything new!! 😂😂😂😂😂 classic!
@JesusPlsSaveMe
@JesusPlsSaveMe 3 ай бұрын
*Revelation 3:20* Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless. Revelation 22:12-14 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
@bloated_complacency
@bloated_complacency 4 ай бұрын
😂😂 "that's a titanium 200!"
@FurPoncho
@FurPoncho 2 ай бұрын
Just by looking at the thumbnail, the big lesson I learnt immediately is to always carve a bitten apple logo on whatever product I'm about to sell for extra profit
@tibifiu955
@tibifiu955 3 ай бұрын
Great video! ✌️
@eightchickens
@eightchickens 4 ай бұрын
Apple in 2025: Everything is FREE! (each item is a low cost of $200 per month, minimum of 24 months blood contract)
@goshtic9565
@goshtic9565 4 ай бұрын
You forgot to add that, if you cancel early, there is an early termination fee of $199.99 per month for the lifetime of the service.
@CeeJay591
@CeeJay591 4 ай бұрын
Every time I think that Sam can’t get any better, I see videos like this - really excellent work 😂
@youtubyoutub2304
@youtubyoutub2304 4 ай бұрын
Yeah but he’s done this video like 6 times lol, aPpLE pRiCeS r CrAzYyY
@717pixels9
@717pixels9 4 ай бұрын
In case of titanium, the cost is mostly for machining and polishing it but it would still be cheaper than Apple is asking for it.
@vaughanmacegan4012
@vaughanmacegan4012 4 ай бұрын
That would be an extra $200
@Ic3g3org3
@Ic3g3org3 4 ай бұрын
most expensive part on steel or titanium AW is that sapphire glass with rounded edges... Aluminium AW doesnt have that.
@username7763
@username7763 4 ай бұрын
For the luxury or hobby watch market, 200 is a reasonable price for titanium. But the apple watch is designed to be disposed of every few years. This is what makes it expensive.
@DraponDrako
@DraponDrako 4 ай бұрын
in Russia titanium 10usd for 1kg.
@jennyjohn704
@jennyjohn704 4 ай бұрын
@@username7763 No it isn't. You've just illustrated that the luxury or hobby market is as overpriced as the Apple range.
@kir11
@kir11 3 ай бұрын
So nice to watch this.. calm and fresh breeze in my soul... Wish all good to apple lovers. 200$ - thats the secret.
@theycallme_nightmaster
@theycallme_nightmaster 3 ай бұрын
2:54 you would actually multiply that by 40 not 20 because its 2 watches worth lol
@AmanRajput-pj5wp
@AmanRajput-pj5wp 4 ай бұрын
Mkbhd has recently graduated from Apple's school of pricing and he launched an wallpaper app whose subscription cost $50/year.
@selectionn
@selectionn 4 ай бұрын
well clearly he needs to re-take the class, it should be 200 a year.
@hadeneh
@hadeneh 4 ай бұрын
At this point, I like the videos before even watching them. They NEVER disappoint. Keep up the awesome work Sam!! 🎉
@PM-wt3ye
@PM-wt3ye 4 ай бұрын
This price policy is nothing more than pathetic... 1000$ for a fkcing stand, they are out of their "mind" - and with them i mean people who buy this shit, in addition to a 5k monitor 🤦‍♂
@sorsun46
@sorsun46 4 ай бұрын
what do you mean? are you blind? where does it say $1000? it's $999, totally different
@hipetwa
@hipetwa 3 ай бұрын
​@@sorsun46it will be 1000 😂apple will charge 2 dollars for a bag
@mikeoxlong3391
@mikeoxlong3391 2 ай бұрын
​@@sorsun46 lol
@kasperadamson4654
@kasperadamson4654 3 ай бұрын
This was really entertaining. Thank you. 😊
@hsinghal1
@hsinghal1 Ай бұрын
That is also the case of oscilloscope. Same oscilloscope can be upgraded to 4x speed just by input a password. Cost 2500 usd
@wethermon
@wethermon 4 ай бұрын
He's so good at roasting he needs to open a restaurant. 😂🎩
@Mahira-nx8df
@Mahira-nx8df 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@noanyobiseniss7462
@noanyobiseniss7462 4 ай бұрын
I was Machintosh and IBM certified in 1987 and a CE/EE since 1990 and I will and have never given apple a penny.
@sharpasacueball
@sharpasacueball 4 ай бұрын
I would buy their stock if I were to go back to the 90s with a timemachine, but buy Apple products and pigeonhole myself into their overpriced ecosystem? Nah
@hammertime9183
@hammertime9183 4 ай бұрын
Apple wasn't always sht, the early iPods were actually good. Had a 360gb brick one for years, took a beating and the battery lasted well - actually got my money's worth and nothing else did that at the time. Anything newer than that I wouldn't touch with a 10ft barge pole tho.
@jamesablandishment
@jamesablandishment 4 ай бұрын
woah that's so cool
@gr8dvd
@gr8dvd 4 ай бұрын
Similar but took the other "fork in the road" having seen Apple’s (then) far-superior user experience and competitors’ feverish endeavors to replicate, some under NDAs as the technology planner for a state government.
@rantya420
@rantya420 4 ай бұрын
This video is priceless. Gold standard of subtle sarcasm!!!!!
@edenalexandriab9120
@edenalexandriab9120 Ай бұрын
It's not gold, it's marketing
@JordanFilm92
@JordanFilm92 3 ай бұрын
“So we just times that by 20… and call it a day.” 😂😂
@ElToland
@ElToland 3 ай бұрын
I was expecting a parody video, but instead I found an accurate documentary about Apple's pricing policy
@Skidamarinkk
@Skidamarinkk 4 ай бұрын
You forgot the last lesson: account for inflation 100 yesrs in to the future
@hiway19891
@hiway19891 4 ай бұрын
Even more, they help speeding the inflation
@TG-YT
@TG-YT 4 ай бұрын
As an engineer I learned a long time ago that.... If it looks stupid but it works, it's not stupid.
@cloggedpizza239
@cloggedpizza239 4 ай бұрын
Duck tape and zip ties run the merchant marine
@d3d3d3vulpus9
@d3d3d3vulpus9 4 ай бұрын
So you're a pricing engineer?.... That's stupid.
@TillTheLightTakesUs
@TillTheLightTakesUs 4 ай бұрын
Have you seen the Dyson bane headphones?
@399d6
@399d6 4 ай бұрын
In this case its still stupid, but people are idiots
@apce6408
@apce6408 4 ай бұрын
@@TillTheLightTakesUs but then you have if it looks stupid and it don't work then it's stupid or if it looks cool and it don't work it's still stupid
@new-bp6ix
@new-bp6ix 4 ай бұрын
Technology gets smaller, better and cheaper to produce, but the wallet keeps getting bigger
@stormrider01
@stormrider01 4 ай бұрын
The wallet keeps getting smaller, you should say
@RipleySawzen
@RipleySawzen 3 ай бұрын
Hold up. Machining aluminum is super fricking easy. It's one of (if not THE) easiest metals to machine. Titanium is one of the hardest metals to machine. It's not as simple as a $10 price difference in materials.
@jxmai7687
@jxmai7687 3 ай бұрын
They can use the same machine for both, but just use different cutting tip for different materials, may be cost $1 extra for each cut.
@RipleySawzen
@RipleySawzen 3 ай бұрын
@@jxmai7687 I highly doubt titanium would be as notoriously difficult to machine if it was a simple matter like that. Though I know next to nothing about the subject. Though it is so notorious to machine, even I knew about it.
@reaperreaper5098
@reaperreaper5098 3 ай бұрын
@@jxmai7687 It's not as simple as just using a different "cutting tip" for Titanium. Machining titanium has various intricacies that need to be accounted for, such as it being prone to work hardening if your speeds and feeds are wrong or if you prematurely back out of a cut, it dulls most tooling very quickly, it overheats tooling, it is far more prone to chatter, it can catch fire when machined, the benefit of coolant is much higher, and machining aluminum is just slower overall.
@JonSmith-cx7gr
@JonSmith-cx7gr 2 күн бұрын
@@reaperreaper5098 Ah. Well that certainly explains the extra $200 per watch..... Thanks.
@reaperreaper5098
@reaperreaper5098 2 күн бұрын
@@JonSmith-cx7gr Yeah, most of Apple’s ridiculously priced items aren’t arbitrarily expensive just for the sake of it. They’re made to an excessive level of precision (that doesn’t matter for computers) with bespoke designs (that usually only improve aesthetics or perception of how well it’s made, while not being better in terms of actual functionality) using more exotic (titanium) or “premium” (aluminum and stainless steels, not actually premium but most people don’t know that) because it appeals to a sort of elegance that is also a bad value and that’s the level of quality their top customers expect and are paying for. Some people don’t care about value for the money, they just want what they percieve as the best, and some companies cater to that heavily.
@toobaaaapi
@toobaaaapi 3 ай бұрын
"Dont charge whats fair, charge 200$" 😂😂😂😂😂
@John.Doe.A.D33R
@John.Doe.A.D33R 4 ай бұрын
In under 6 mins, we can all graduate a masterclass for the subject of *_"Apple's Marketing, Mathematics & Pricing."_* It's a win-win for us all! TQ Sam Tucker! 🥳
@abbasuleiman4755
@abbasuleiman4755 4 ай бұрын
Samtucker the man who cooks Tim cooks 😂
@IC3H34R7
@IC3H34R7 4 ай бұрын
😂
@MunkehFan1997
@MunkehFan1997 4 ай бұрын
used to
@YuvarajMadha
@YuvarajMadha 4 ай бұрын
I'd pay $200, enroll me to the advanced classes.
@marekstanek112
@marekstanek112 4 ай бұрын
Wasted money,since obviously you have no ideas that you'd be able to make money on. If you ever had any, you wouldn't by asking for such lessons.
@wtf_usa5597
@wtf_usa5597 3 ай бұрын
It used to be "prestigious" to have an iPhone. Now it screams, "I have A LOT MORE money than brains."
@arthaiser
@arthaiser 11 күн бұрын
now that i understand how apple operates i like them even more!! i want to purchase everything from them!! thanks for the explanation, is there anywhere were i can pay you 200$ for the free video?
@dilkhush-raj
@dilkhush-raj 4 ай бұрын
Today's $200 = ₹ 16,707.78 Apple's $200 = ₹ 20,000
@Astyler
@Astyler 4 ай бұрын
And in $999 u can easily build urself a decent gaming cpu that "works". Not just a stand 😂
@temp50
@temp50 4 ай бұрын
˘˙₹ß°&¤×¸¨˝
@Pathtoatheism
@Pathtoatheism 4 ай бұрын
That's 18% gst + rounding off
@dilkhush-raj
@dilkhush-raj 4 ай бұрын
@@Pathtoatheism I know bro, I was trying to make a JOKE
@dilkhush-raj
@dilkhush-raj 4 ай бұрын
Although it's a bad one
@MrBrownpants-w3t
@MrBrownpants-w3t 4 ай бұрын
5:38 to say that apple is a rip off and the people who buy are stupid.... KK I'm here for it.
@Nate-bn5kk
@Nate-bn5kk 4 ай бұрын
I am so relieved that I never wasted my money on an apple product in my life, I've always hated the iPhones because why buy such a restricting phone when you can buy a much more durable and affordable one that will last twice as long...
@dh8203
@dh8203 4 ай бұрын
In Apple Pricing, a great deal is when you buy 3 wheels for your computer at $200 each, you get the 4th wheel at half price. What a Deal!!!!
@ved_ituas
@ved_ituas 2 ай бұрын
The $200 part 😂😂 was so Hilarious
@thejollyjoker187
@thejollyjoker187 3 ай бұрын
it has been about 3 or 4 months since the last time I clicked the like button on a video. Thanks for the new click!
@sumrandumguy7177
@sumrandumguy7177 4 ай бұрын
"How much do you charge for the iMath Masterclass?" "$200.00"
@MattIMp-n5f
@MattIMp-n5f 4 ай бұрын
How Apple actually makes money: Selling a product for twice of what you need for manufacturing it 😂
@Tailspin80
@Tailspin80 4 ай бұрын
It’s a software product. You’re really paying for the software license.
@MattIMp-n5f
@MattIMp-n5f 4 ай бұрын
@@Tailspin80 dang i thought that the software was free
@Tailspin80
@Tailspin80 4 ай бұрын
@@MattIMp-n5f Ok, it’s a marketing product where they suck you in, get your kids addicted, sell your data and break into your house when you go on holiday*. The hardware and software are free. * might have made that bit up
@amosclark6538
@amosclark6538 4 ай бұрын
Sir it seems you didn't take apple class properly it's 100x the manufacturer cost and recycling of materials to lower the cost even further so you looking 10x of that percentage so you looking at 1000x of the manufacturer cost at the end
@MattIMp-n5f
@MattIMp-n5f 3 ай бұрын
@@amosclark6538 so an iPhone would cost 1$ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zgralewski
@zgralewski 10 күн бұрын
Best channel on youtube :)
@ArchThaBoss
@ArchThaBoss 4 ай бұрын
Man sam is a GENIUS 😂😂😂 he never misses
@radubasca
@radubasca 4 ай бұрын
"Every second a sucker is born" - Apple
@TheoWink-wh8st
@TheoWink-wh8st 4 ай бұрын
I let the sucker buy new ,then i buy it 1 year later for 50% discount 😊
@eyezofice2411
@eyezofice2411 4 ай бұрын
APPLE CEO: "activate order gen-Z" Apple fan base:👏👏👏 Padmé : "So this is how common sense dies, with thunderous applause"
@McSmurfy
@McSmurfy 4 ай бұрын
Just glad I am not in the Apple ecosystem.
@DMSProduktions
@DMSProduktions 4 ай бұрын
God, I'm not even in the Samsung ecosystem!
@hazardeur
@hazardeur 4 ай бұрын
i am thankful every day that i got out of it some years ago. wasn't easy but worth it. kinda like a cult
@Pem8888
@Pem8888 3 ай бұрын
@@DMSProduktions There is no Samsung Ecosystem. Samsung products effortlessly work with other brands android products.
@helmutsimon8788
@helmutsimon8788 3 ай бұрын
Great example for the decline in education of today’s youngsters. They are paying bucks for nothing, just baked air. And some of these buyers are even proud of it. If stupidity was painful…..😂
@zackw4941
@zackw4941 2 күн бұрын
I'm interested in the master class, how much is it?
@kentnebergall3156
@kentnebergall3156 4 ай бұрын
The watch band with my Apple Watch 9 (recycled) contained enough industrial garbage that I had allergic reactions to it. All my previous apple watches had bands I couldn't even feel. It took nearly a year to find a decent band that didn't fall apart.
@shadesoftime
@shadesoftime 4 ай бұрын
Wonder how many years it will take you to find a decent watch
@kentnebergall3156
@kentnebergall3156 4 ай бұрын
@@shadesoftime Functionally better than my Galaxy Watch 4 Classic or my Garmin, though I'm keeping an eye open for a high-end Garmin on sale eventually. I started dipping my toes into the Galaxy ecosystem last year in response to some stupidity with Apple navigation and music functions getting deeply unreliable.
@RJAH355
@RJAH355 4 ай бұрын
This man as just explained how every company not just apple works today. Let’s see how much we can rip people off.
@johnyepthomi892
@johnyepthomi892 4 ай бұрын
They all took his Apple class obviously
@RJAH355
@RJAH355 4 ай бұрын
@@johnyepthomi892 I think it’s more the public took the stupidity class for accepting it.
@YOURTECHFRIEND
@YOURTECHFRIEND 4 ай бұрын
That is brilliant - I'll apply that 200 dollars extra into my next business idea. Eg. a pack of gum + 200 dollars for a flavour upgrade
@antonline6522
@antonline6522 4 ай бұрын
Brother, quality content, well deserved sub
@Brightside187
@Brightside187 3 ай бұрын
“The vomit Nike band” 😂😂
@kindofanmol
@kindofanmol 4 ай бұрын
This is unironically an excellent video that sums up the modern-day tech ultra-capitalistic tech dystopia that we're in, spearheaded by Apple.
@beingdeeply
@beingdeeply 4 ай бұрын
The outro is perfect.
@dan2800
@dan2800 4 ай бұрын
700$ for 4 wheels now that's a banger deal saving you 50% from a single wheel
@Heinz76Harald
@Heinz76Harald 4 ай бұрын
nah, 15% :p
@jakep8921
@jakep8921 19 күн бұрын
This video is great, but I have to add titanium is expensive because of its difficulty to work with
@tonypitsacota2513
@tonypitsacota2513 3 ай бұрын
Looking forward to the SAMTIME field trip to the *APPLE STORE* !
@tigerrom03
@tigerrom03 4 ай бұрын
For the Apple Watch, I was surprised at that price, it does not include the price of the strap.
@MyAramil
@MyAramil 4 ай бұрын
Wait. the strap is not included in the price of the apple watch?
@Multiroester
@Multiroester 4 ай бұрын
can't really blame apple, if i was a greedy money CEO and people buy everything i do, why wouldnt I charge everything for huge amounts of money.
@deadaimusic1889
@deadaimusic1889 4 ай бұрын
Classic sociopathic thinking.
@danydady6851
@danydady6851 4 ай бұрын
​@@deadaimusic1889 maybe, but I blame the psychopaths that enable this by actually buying this stuff
@Leonhart_93
@Leonhart_93 4 ай бұрын
@@deadaimusic1889 Counting on the morality of people is not a bet that should be taken these days. However it's not necessarily sociopathic, it's simple greed and it's very widespread.
@KainRazielMT
@KainRazielMT 4 ай бұрын
@@deadaimusic1889 Large part of the blame lies on consumers (especially in the US market) whom would rather spend hundreds of dollars extra either just for the perceived prestige of having a logo of an apple with a bite taken out of it on your electronics, or out of being too ignorant to look around for alternatives (such as Android), and because "everyone else has Apple so I must have Apple too". You cannot change the world. People like this will always make up the vast majority of society, no matter your efforts, so might as well exploit them because frankly, that's what they deserve.
@nepsyasudra3262
@nepsyasudra3262 4 ай бұрын
​@@deadaimusic1889Classic mindless consumer thinking.
@pleiadesneptunes
@pleiadesneptunes 4 ай бұрын
have always used 3rd party products (“3rd party chargers could ruin your Airbook’s touchpad”😂😂) for Apple devices, saved a ton
@MyAramil
@MyAramil 4 ай бұрын
BUT THATS A SIN!!!!!!
@eugenek777
@eugenek777 3 ай бұрын
Thanks for the video, it taught me a lot
@chainofheaven
@chainofheaven 2 ай бұрын
You have to hold the monitor lmaoooo
@kamm3021
@kamm3021 4 ай бұрын
🍎: *Yesterday's technically for tomorrow's prices*
@iddeegee
@iddeegee 4 ай бұрын
quoting Jerry Rig I believe ;)
@j2simpso
@j2simpso 4 ай бұрын
It's great to see Apple take a stand... against low prices! You're charging it wrong!
@doggnamedchip
@doggnamedchip 4 ай бұрын
Stand they took was from the XDR monitor 😂.
@NaudVanDalen
@NaudVanDalen 4 ай бұрын
My 1 TB SATA SSD cost me $50. Even a 1 TB NVME SSD cost around $50 when I bought mine, but it didn't fit in my ancient 10 year old laptop.
@empoleonmaster6709
@empoleonmaster6709 3 ай бұрын
This was hilarious, you've earned another subscriber.
@ademyers2741
@ademyers2741 3 ай бұрын
Its a bit simplistic to only consider the raw material costs of titanium as it a more difficult material to fabricate so has increased manufacturing cost.
@seansingh4421
@seansingh4421 4 ай бұрын
Its People like Sam who keeps these companies in check, these videos make huge impact.. 😊😊😊 Keep up the good work bro
@Spoonfed78
@Spoonfed78 4 ай бұрын
Videos are great, but ironically still supports with the 💰
@Tailspin80
@Tailspin80 4 ай бұрын
No one has to buy their products but you do get sucked in to their ecosystem.
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