Most Pathetic Martial Artist You'll Ever See

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[@AbaNPreach]

Bruh... I cant with this dude. Skip to 5:00 to see why... Use ABAPREACH to get 55% off your first month at Scentbird sbird.co/3pjnhTr

[@Just_the_man]

I did a backflip and solved world hunger ya

[@houzeroze]

What kind of.... Is this😅😅😅

[@foam3132]

Fighting stances can be kinda Sus. It's like goose walking. Looks goofy, but if you can do it naturally with no smiling, just a straight face, you disciplined as hell and you can legit throw hands

[@CruelCrusader90]

that was so uncomfortable to watch... if i was his sensei i would drill this guy like he joined the military. ...in ww2 not this woke army today.

[@baldlesbian7823]

I hate how you guys gatekeep EVERY topic you talk about. Like you’re experts on every single thing.

[@ienjoyliving4568]

Bro thought he was betraying the Hidden Leaf Village💀

[@chaiofconcrete4156]

Why I just get done watching a Naruto vid and see this💀😂😂😂

[@RelSigmaPrime]

If he was, he should’ve taken a page outta Sasuke’s book and kept his mouth shut about it.

[@champ1159]

Lol😂😂

[@mule5785]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@chaiofconcrete4156]

@@RelSigmaPrimeI’m Deeeead😂😂😂

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Keith is definitely the type of guy who would pay egirls to literally step on him, then legitimately cries about the wage gap.

[@logicandemma8474]

School Shooter tendencies 😂😂😂😂

[@EverydayWithBobby]

Yeahhhh he’s a super simp. It’s almost like he was trying to get sympathy points from just signing up.

[@ELdASenSei]

Lmao

[@onyx3646]

@@logicandemma8474 He's a school shooter because he admitted he's not a black belt?

[@user-ku7jn6fc6g]

This is very hyper-specific. Speaking from personal experience there, champ?

[@jay3517]

Not only did he simp, he took away their ability to take pride in their victory. To competitors at their level, taking away their sense of achievement is probably worse than deceiving them.

[@mario125ww]

Yep, I box and my coach told me to go very hard in a fight as a form of respect. I was going easy because I knew I could win and i didn't want to hurt a rookie. However, I didn't think by going easy, my opponent would get a false sense of confidence that would hurt him later. So I had to show him the skill gap in order for him to be stronger

[@eddieb1995]

It's not the same but on terms of competition I had a friend I used to constantly play FIFA with and the gap between us was massive, if I ever held back he'd get insulted. "I want to beat you I don't want you to let me". I didn't get it then I get it now 😅

[@afro__g5217]

@@mario125wwYour coach is very wise

[@fabiennevdk7045]

I’m imagining Keith in his childhood profusely apologizing for hiding aka ‘being deceptive about his whereabouts like a dishonest person’ during a game of hide and seek 😂

[@sightl3ss]

“I regret that I willingly withheld the actual information of my location. I regret my actions and ask for your forgiveness.”

[@fins6191]

Hahahaha

[@Axevaud]

There is no way this dude just kneeled down like that and admitted to being one of the fakes AND THEN HE CRIES 💀

[@Aliyaaaa]

The cringe shall never be forgotten

[@abeurakadabeura]

His reputation is forever dead.

[@aligmal5031]

if he was japanese or korean we would let it pass maybe but this pff

[@urbanpound]

@@AliyaaaaI’m glad I read this before he started crying

[@Papa_Straight]

​@@aligmal5031tf? Why tf would anyone let him pass for that? Man...fuck the video why the fuck you say that?

[@garthgourdon643]

Crying and saying sorry in order to hug a girl is a tactic I hoped never to see outside of an Adam Sandler movie and by anyone above the age of 12.

[@lotfihihi]

It would have been funnier if none of the girls hugged him

[@harderdaddyowo2153]

Bro, not even a 10 year old would be that cringy

[@munky342]

No lie, one of my boys did this at a work piss-up. I disowned him for the entire night.

[@robertoj.9509]

Adam Sandler movie XDDDD Maaaaan what a great comment hahahahahaha

[@rico2244]

It literally hurt my head to watch. Bro be so ffr. This is ridiculous

[@Killixn_]

I've never felt so much second-hand embarrassment in my 22 years of living. WTF was that 💀😭

[@oreoakalaperoji8314]

It's called RESPECT! He RESPECTS women. I want to slap him.

[@DmanDice]

@@oreoakalaperoji8314 That wasnt respect. That was pathetic groveling.

[@IamINERT]

I was so confused 😂

[@johnstrife7]

​@@DmanDiceIt's a joke respect wahmen

[@logicandemma8474]

The amount of second hand embarrassment i got from this guy should be considered terrorism.

[@gabrielsaavedra8274]

Hahahahahahaha frfr

[@Awkwardndeaf]

Bro, I was watching and reading the comments, confused as to what everyone was talking about and then it happened.

[@jonw3462]

😭🤣🤣🤣 I agree, made me 🤢🤮

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Hope nobody finds him and stomps him out *wink wink* ... might be a hate crime tho

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

😂😂😂

[@Tarumarugan]

Imagine having Keith on your team in call of duty. As soon as the match starts he starts crying and says he has to leave because he’s not a killer and can’t stand guns 😂

[@logicandemma8474]

You ain't gotta do him like that 😭😭😭😭

[@ELdASenSei]

Lol

[@oba-1kenobi]

Friendly fire better be an option in that Call Of Duty...

[@yourarchnemesis8453]

he'll do it once he hears a girl is on the other team.

[@josepenuelas4440]

Hes not a killer not yet

[@dixbowman3452]

He got his hug from blue hair. That's what he wanted. He could have did all this afterwards.

[@hunnybee33]

😂😂😂

[@JoshTheShyguy]

The title said the most pathetic Martial artist you’ll ever see, and Steven Seagal wasn’t even in the episode.

[@GirlCore101]

He actually cried. I can't believe it. It's a GAME, fucking PLAY it.

[@tesladubcek2900]

It would be pretty funny if all the girls would step away from the camera when he started crying,it looked so forced when he cried

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

😂😂

[@NoRockinMansLand]

​@@tesladubcek2900 that's also cringe to imagine

[@yoskiullyterd9910]

Exactly

[@MrHwoarang]

In defense of Taekwon-do: we don't always keep jumping on one leg. Sometimes we change the leg we're jumping on.

[@audiohourtapes7632]

ooouuuu see that right there. . . Diverse.

[@augustuswaiters1610]

The username is on point. I see you Tekken.

[@pauljohnagustin237]

X O X O X X X X O 😂

[@CoveringFish]

Not only that. Sometimes we spin on one leg then kick with the other. Kinda wild

[@cyborgchicken3502]

Depends on the type of Taekwondo... I know you WTF folks foot fence a lot... The ITF dudes though... That's a little more hardcore

[@SketchyJesus]

The last thing Aba said was on point. “If you respected them, you would’ve been a proper competitor”.

[@briarmason8737]

I can honestly see Keith being the type of guy to see a WWE event on tv and being offended that they're portraying violence as entertainment

[@artistpenguin5890]

As a martial artist and as a father, I am so happy I have a daughter. I am so happy that I am safe from having my child growing up into this.

[@DarkbloodDubstep]

you still have the possibility of egirl shenanigans though

[@artistpenguin5890]

@DarkbloodDubstep True, but in my opinion, dumb tik-tok dances and onlyfans is at least ten times less shameful than what we saw here. At least that way, girls are stacking paper and using losers with less fortunate fathers. Thats about the same demographic that the redpill gurus feed off, that's why they hate thots so much. In the end this is more of a coke and pepsi scenario)

[@SobeCrunkMonster]

@DarkbloodDubstep hes happy that shes not that pretty to be an egirl but still pretty enough to get a family started lol

[@blizzard1198]

Better hope she doesn't become a tomboy and the rainbow unicorn tribe convinces her she's trans and steal her.

[@GAPIntoTheGame]

She could still be a simp, its less likely than for a boy, but could still happen

[@voidmayonnaise]

Imagine if this happened in every episode. “I’m not a black man. Not yet. But I want to be. I don’t feel comfortable. You guys are fantastic, and I can’t lie.”

[@Alasswolf]

😂

[@aladdout9454]

I'm not a virgin. Not yet. But I want to be others: wut🤔

[@lesserknown5138]

The only thing I can say to that is, good luck

[@yuanbananaspleitz4784]

wait, that's not how the show goes?

[@onemorescout]

Adin Ross moment

[@Aesthetics45]

Keith is the type of guy who gets bitten by a zombie and doesn’t tell anyone

[@shadowphoenix2328]

In other words Ben from the walking dead game

[@sneakypeteog9968]

😂

[@bendover7841]

FACTS

[@johnathanhaley3822]

​@@shadowphoenix2328Ben didn't get bit though?

[@thedogbrandonchoked9830]

@@johnathanhaley3822idk wtf he’s playing

[@ashleytyraisaacs]

Everyone there really underestimated how skilled you have to be to *teach* a move. That big guy was obviously a black belt. It's one thing to do a move, it's another to guide someone else through the move smoothly and confidently.

[@VoltaGhost]

He is a master in the art of cringe-fu...his SIMP style remains unmatched.

[@leviz-ak4429]

Imagine playing Among us with this guy, and then he hits the buzzer crying and saying he's the imposter and can't kill the crewmates cause it's disrespectful for them doing their tasks😂

[@Yoshiecatattck]

Lmfao

[@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer]

Is that what the jesters or whatever would do? Like if you're the first out, you actually win?

[@nonhuman2804]

Get em out, get em out, let him go be honest in space.

[@randommf3549]

😂

[@AlphahawkA25]

After all the men were killed off first of course

[@dremunoz2600]

I felt so embarrassed for this guy I had to turn away in horror. Damn, this dude doesn't have his emotions in check.

[@OfficerPapi]

Same I couldn’t watch the screen, I’d just listen in the background. The second hand embarrassment was too much. 😂

[@SniperBeast117]

bro i had to skip ahead, shit was painful

[@MrAwesomePersonality]

Just paused it trying to figure out if I can finish I didn’t know I would cringe this hard 😭 hoping it can’t get worse than him kneeling and revealing himself.

[@J.P_INC.]

Why did he take martial arts? His teacher shouldve taught him how to control his emotions before anything else

[@butaudo1918]

yep, i felt ashamed just wathing this, like osmosis second hand shame... shit, this is painfull to watch for all the wrong reasons.

[@ComeStayNZ]

Adriana hugged him and he was like “mission accomplished “

[@yousefdannoun8818]

Mate that was a pity hug at most you can tell that most of the girls wanted to laugh at him

[@ComeStayNZ]

@@yousefdannoun8818 no shit sherlock

[@dylanlapenna8513]

9:15 was an editing masterpiece. I couldn't stop laughing at preach's commentary

[@ishanchegu]

Yess it was superb!! 😂😂

[@Tarumarugan]

Keith should be disqualified from ever getting a black belt. Bro can’t even commit to a jubilee video smh😂

[@SomePersonalUploads]

ong

[@bander-Coolb]

He should get a black belt alright on his ahh

[@MikeLitirous]

Watching that was cringey as hell. He not only revealed to himself on purpose, he ALSO bowed to all of them and started crying….during the game….💀

[@Aaron-kj8dv]

He didn't just cry, he wept

[@t1aonation673]

​@@Aaron-kj8dvno. Jesus wept. He cried.

[@Akhillees]

I bet he would've never did what he did if there was another guy still left

[@MusMasi]

@@Akhillees or if it was all dudes.

[@vvillhelmzecheekclapper7984]

@@t1aonation673 Jesus smiled he don't weep

[@donutchoppazDIVE]

On a side note, if the dude really is that emotional, as he mentioned he use to drink heavily, it’s possible his brain chemistry is all fkd up. He feels things intensely since he’s not numbing himself anymore. Yes he lacks a bit of self control but hopefully he learned from this experience.

[@alessshorts]

As someone who was on SSRIs for years then abruptly got off, this stuff can happen where ur emotions and nervous system is all deregulated.

[@Nameandaddresswithheld]

Something about a black belt in spinning having the audacity for questioning the BJJ for showing one of the 3 most effective submissions drives me crazy.

[@SuigaRou]

Keith set up a whole anime back story. Keith's blackbelt father was probably defeated by a rival through nefarious means, which sent Keith into the spiral of drinking he described. But he pulled himself out of it to begin training to avenge his father's honor, promising himself he'd never be like the rival his father lost to. We couldn't see it, but the sad music and flashbacks were happening right before he confessed he was a mole. The song was probably that piano one from Naruto. Real sad shit. 😢

[@arno7163]

"Sadness & Sorrow" is the music piece you'd probably thinking of or "Hokage's funeral". Which is suiting since his self-respect is described by both titles

[@mario10zeus]

😂😂

[@cuchiminh7232]

Real life Dan from street fighter

[@cheesesteakphilly]

@@cuchiminh7232 No. Never disrespect Dan like that! Dan is miles ahead of this guy.

[@moonknight4053]

Hahahaha

[@chaoticdarkhearts]

bro waits for all the guys to get voted out and then decides to out himself in a pathetic way, that's crazy

[@EverydayWithBobby]

Lmfaooo I didn’t even catch onto that! That’s some pick me shit 😂 wth…

[@Aoijinsei]

And then he cried on top of that! Bro, I'm still trying to figure out if all of that was scripted or not. I haven't seen anything on that level of cringe in a long time.

[@chaoticdarkhearts]

@@Aoijinsei it was definitely not scripted, that dude really humiliated himself just to get a hug from those girls, that's a different level of simp

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

dude prolly popped a boner when they hugged him.

[@harleestanchick8739]

​@@chaoticdarkheartsyou could say he's a simp black belt

[@brandonatkins2258]

Preach, as someone who praticed Taekwondo, your description of it is hilarious! 😂😂😂😂 Plus, the Mortal Kombat movie theme was icing on the cake! 😂😂😂

[@lebell79]

I like it how it went over everyone's heads that all the "legit" black belts were still crap with the only exception being the BJJ black belt who could without trouble fold em all up. yet he got overlooked as his technique were used from white belt to black belt level. clowns have no idea til they step into a ring or spar hard.

[@michaelnalumino9159]

He could have won the money but he decided to simp. Dark days we live in.

[@Rayne1bow]

😭😭

[@chanmarr8118]

Fr 😂 wtf

[@Malachi-Rhodes]

Noticed how he only did that once the two dudes got eliminated.

[@siddheshmirjankar910]

Smash before cash

[@siddheshmirjankar910]

@@orange300-ct8fc agreed but unfortunately most men understand that. Thanks to romantic movies that condition simps to think that in the end they’ll “win” her over

[@Rytops]

He decided to shoot his shot. The only problem was that the gun was pointed at his own head

[@margaridapatrao8]

😂😂😂😂

[@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713]

LMAO

[@73caddydaddy93]

"Lexington Steel going Super Saiyan...". Bruh 😂😂😂

[@aidenmeislitzer7774]

I was a black belt in karate, amd this pissed me off a lot. In my dojo we have this saying every time we start class and goes like this: “Seek perfection of character” “Be thankful” “Endeavor” “Respect others” “Refrain violent behavior” This man did not respect those women by outing himself, and he didn’t respect the other mole either. And he needs to perfect his character because no person would willingly do this who respects themselves and has good character

[@ItsJCrew]

I cringed so hard watching this. It would have been a noble thing to do if they didn't all sign up for a show under the premise of one person being a fake

[@chilepeulla]

Right? This is the most retarded shit lol, bro thought he was being the voice of morals

[@nikkimelay5293]

Yet aba and preach are making money of this 1 guy so it was worth it

[@tonybablony2041]

@@nikkimelay5293what’s your point? Why’d you say this?

[@LittleDickJohnson]

​@@nikkimelay5293the fact they are going to make money off the cringe doesn't make it any less cringe

[@az5977]

@@tonybablony2041 I think homie means that he's happy that at least ab and preach r making money off of this dude's cringe

[@nikkiq5124]

Exactly what Aba said. Respecting those women would’ve been competing fairly, like they all signed up to do.

[@UnknownUser-nu8ny]

He didn’t care about respecting them he wanted female validation😂 he puts those poor women in an awkward situation for attention at least they got paid for it

[@PCLHH]

Exactly.

[@LaymensLameMan]

The reaction video I wanted but didn’t know I would get. Thank you guys. Thank you for fulfilling my wishes 😭

[@jonruby1755]

7:00 idk how Preach sprayed that thing 140 times and is not dying from the smell lol

[@bunklypeppz]

Painful to watch. It's so damn weird that he specifically waited until the other guys were eliminated, and that he even tries to act as if he doesn't have an ulterior motive.

[@restorative-waves]

ouf.. I didn't notice that.. interesting.

[@omzy8700]

He is the type of dude that likes when women step on them ,he is such a pathetic man

[@sumayyahadetunmbi4347]

fr

[@dudleyviban2764]

He knew that they would’ve beat some sense in him.

[@j0fiz986]

He’s probably oblivious that it’s ALL ego.

[@ramseylambsauce]

He literally just wanted to be the center of attention and tried desperately hard to simp for the blue hair chick.

[@restorative-waves]

and bowed down to the ground in front of her.... crazy.

[@sallyhemings2295]

So what 😂

[@harsh3948]

@@sallyhemings2295they’re making fun of him because it’s just a stupid move, no girl is going to be attracted to that lmao

[@sallyhemings2295]

@@harsh3948 understand but it’s it his right to SIMP🤓

[@harsh3948]

@@sallyhemings2295 just like it is our right to make fun of a guy who pays his life savings for a woman’s onlyfans.

[@mrpopularfromdowntow]

Mans got a black belt in simping

[@beyonder6661]

now that's an in-video ad. Good job!

[@Clair-de-Luna]

I’ve never been so upset, like he ruined it for all the women left in the competition to figure it out on there own

[@onyx3646]

The fuck does that have to do with them being women? What?

[@arno7163]

@@onyx3646 I think you misunderstood, since the non moles were all women, the sentence doesn't mean it had to do with women

[@sourgummiescureyourpain4555]

@@arno7163 he ruined the game for them though. I mean, he spoiled the fun for everyone.

[@arno7163]

@@sourgummiescureyourpain4555 I agree, I'm just saying Queen29601 comment has no ill will towards the women that onyx3646 believed it had

[@oag2167]

That's how male feminists are, they treat women like children.

[@RhyperiorRanger]

He’s lucky he knows martial arts cause the producers should’ve beat his ass for this

[@jasonbrody8724]

I think I could probably whoop him and I don’t have no belt black or otherwise

[@monkeykingyo6359]

Bros a blue belt he's not beating no one's ass but the kids' class 😂😂 hell, the kids class Black Belt would probably beat his soft ass into shape. I could never be so corny, even if I felt bad, which I wouldn't cause this isn't an anime. Dude tryna have a backstory moment like a clown 🤡🤡😂😂

[@zenoguy9218]

I’d gladly beat his ass. Bare minimum of two weeks in boxing.

[@Zeus17x]

He probably would have let the producer beat his ass no lie

[@RhyperiorRanger]

@@Zeus17x honestly yeah 😂

[@nawa587]

Are you coming to Sydney Australia? We would love it if you did!!!

[@eddywrestles]

I saw this video a while back, was waiting for you guys to make this video

[@Fu3g0.100]

Man felt like hes betraying the dragon warrior

[@avinut2181]

He's the guy she tells you not to worry about but there's nothing to worry about

[@monkeykingyo6359]

Bro would show up at your door step while it's raining Crying and telling you how he thought about your girl but he feels so bad about and he used to drink and smoke so much Blah Blah Blah. At that point you just close the door in his face slowly and go about your business

[@briarmason8737]

​@@monkeykingyo6359Oh my god. That's it. That right there is freaking it! Perfect description for this man.

[@gravelwich]

the beginning of that ad read was something else, and I admire it.

[@showtime1235]

the fact that he did that thinking they would freak out and love him and their reaction was just confusion adds so much

[@MM-jc7uv]

Watching him step out and bow to the girls was maybe the first time I’ve ever actually looked away from my screen from cringe… wow.

[@mastewaltesfaye2347]

Same, this is beyong cringe

[@alxmrtnz]

I cringed multiple times

[@augustaonuoha4499]

I had to fast forward it😂

[@vvillhelmzecheekclapper7984]

I'm at 10.10 facepalmed 3 times. Edit 10.30 4 times 13.45....bullshit

[@michaelaltman7644]

You must not be on tik tok lol

[@HalcyonLux]

This got me hollering. He really bowed to them like he did something.

[@lekgotlatgae5955]

😂😂

[@murderatorable]

The guy's got a black belt in never getting snatch

[@ludenstempest8244]

Keith was speedrunning to show that the only woman he seen naked is her own mum.

[@SobeCrunkMonster]

i love how you said “her” since he might as well be a her lmao

[@raymeester7883]

@@SobeCrunkMonster Wrong. Keith is an "It"

[@ayubm1616]

You KNOW Keith-sama’s Sensei gonna pull out the Black Belt and whoop dat ass when he gets back for embarrassing himself 😂

[@raymeester7883]

Himself? He embarrassed half of humanity!

[@SAUCEOHOLIC]

Bro couldn't wait 10mins for the game to end to "humbly apologize" to all the contestants but instead went full talk-no-jutsu.... mans fighting cornball demons

[@powerpufff0]

Sauce! Nice seeing you here in the comments 😸

[@ignisnocte]

J'adore vous entendre parler français! Super vidéo comme toujours, merci.👌

[@happyslapsgiving5421]

The utter confusion in the girls's eyes at the whole thing... 😂🤣

[@bigpappabird__670]

As a martial artist this man needs to find a new hobby cause he ain't cut out for martial arts

[@KingBongsly]

Doesn't have the will the indomitable spirit or the unshakeable mind he lacks all three things

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

Idk some overcompensating loosers ove met have managed to stick it out. I've seen some instrictors become bullies too, so he might find his own little looser crew to fit in with. Although I agree the majoroty of people involved in martial arts are much more mentally strong, determined & less like a cowering imbecile.

[@munky342]

​@@NotAnotherKuromihe wouldn't have lasted a week at the old boxing gym I went to half a lifetime ago. Coach would have had him in the ring to take a few hits, he needed to see what kind of man you were to train you how you learn best. He would've recommended this dude to find another gym.

[@theAlphatron]

Dude thought he had a shot at the blue haired chick so after all the other dudes are eliminated, he shoots his shot.

[@rud3b0ygaming]

😂😂😂 dude was actually successfully going through the game only to tap out

[@donutchoppazDIVE]

Think about getting command strips if you haven’t. The Velcro ones with the double adhesive joints

[@JDWalker495]

Bro the mole was acting like zuko in front of Ozai Homie trying to regain his honor

[@sjappiyah4071]

LMFAO

[@iamzsaph2644]

Keith talking about rehearsed move when he chopping wood and still stiggled to break them

[@k-STL-2023-zk6wx]

haha why I have that same mastercraft bench from your fragrance commercial. Mine has been in a box for 3 months

[@Bruh-jm4um]

Keith embarrassed himself in front of millions, FOR A HUG 😭 bro get some self respect.

[@J35TR]

Bro confessed and cried to them ladies.. respect lost from all of them 😂

[@millasboo]

0:32 at least 3 or 4 of those gi’s showed team patches and sponsors. So they would at bare minimum need to be state level. I’ve done some boxing and used to do karate as a child up to brown belt. So my knowledge is definitely rusty to say the least. Though I’m interested in the red gi’s as i believe those are for multiple dan holders like i think 5 and higher. So this’ll be interesting

[@noBody-ue6cs]

The cry guy got the hugs he wanted

[@sexygrandpa169]

''i was a smoker and a drinker through my 20's'' and starts crying.. me starts playing the worlds smallest violin

[@carlosf.xblackjack]

🎻 😐

[@closeenough1343]

Lol I remember doing the same thing as a kid. The louder you yelled it, the stronger and faster you got, that is actually a scientific fact.

[@CorporealFixation]

No citation is needed. This is factual.

[@spinosaurusstriker]

Ts true i was the scientific fact.

[@garycartwright4860]

As long as you say FACT then it’s most definitely a FACT

[@HappinessDIY]

I did a 300 year study in the shaolin region of Japan. It is absolutely a fact.

[@garycartwright4860]

@@HappinessDIY fact

[@somegreatdj]

Not even 3 minutes in and Preach is giving me flashbacks to old tournaments, rest in peace Grandmaster Jhoon Rhee.

[@alexrosario6967]

This WHY I love this show!! Let'em have it!! 😂 👏😁 Why he gotta SIIMP brah!?!.btw, Any live shows @ NYC?

[@AshleyNimoy]

This episode was crazy lol my second-hand embarrassment went off.

[@MikeLitirous]

I was NOT expecting him to reveal himself like that LOL. Definitely not a good look that he was the only man there bowing to 4 women

[@Waterbug1591]

I'm a female surgeon and the moment I saw him behave like this I would neuter him for free.

[@Czaint]

What it be a better look if a man was there? Like what? It’s cringe either way. 😂

[@Hami_mase]

11:28 this was meant to be a light hearted funny vid, this guy got Aba vexed 😂

[@friendlypup5650]

Keith the type of dude to cry after narrowly avoiding a car crash

[@alexisdelangel13]

My BROTHER IN CHRIST really waited until he was the ONLY guy there. Then decided to lay the respectful apology game. Then shitted all over himself. NO SIMP-ATHY!

[@dekublack9099]

“If you respect them, you would have been a proper competitor!” Felt that was a great comment at the end there. Did Keith forget there was money on the line at the end of it?

[@bendover7841]

He mistakenly thought there was p*ssy at the end of it

[@carlosperalta1714]

​@@bendover7841and now he has neither 😂

[@godofmath1039]

I knew it was Keith as soon as he did his demonstration. Breaking some planks of wood is a parlour trick, not black belt material. I also had an inkling that he was just below a black belt or so (so a blue belt or something).

[@deividasnavickas]

For sure. To properly respect someone you have to respect yourself first.

[@richardcletus6026]

I wanted the exact opposite of what the bowing dude did. I wanted him to gaslight, connive, berate the eliminated, then flex his deception skills through insults as he collects his pimp hat and large cardboard check. I wanted to hear him laughing all the way to the door.

[@avishkapapishka5880]

Omfg😭😭

[@frankjaeger1711]

Would’ve been better than what we got.

[@mmellese]

😂

[@sumayyahadetunmbi4347]

lmao

[@RayTheomo]

I wanted a villain not a fucking coward😭

[@cathyreinoso9274]

That girl with the blue hair definitely felt her on a personal level. As a “advanced” TKD trainee I can see why she felt she didn’t do good. But at the same time she still did good for her rank. TKD masters are tough on sharpness and confidence. She recognized she wasn’t sharp and she choked a little with insecurity but she guided it through perfectly and gave it a strong ending 🫶🏻🫶🏻❤️

[@OilFreeFeathers]

She should spend less time on Tumblr.

[@taiguy53]

She gave me theater kid vibes

[@w00lleymam0th9]

Perfecting a craft seems, and well... is... impossible. It's definitely difficult to do it on camera if that's not something you're practiced on. And for me, when it comes to acting or piano playing, performing for a small group of people you just met is SO much harder than performing for a proper audience.

[@kaspersmilez]

Nah, doing a kiai is cringe

[@Left4Candy]

Good for her rank? She a black belt

[@kapilthevkanapathipillai6424]

Preach! The ad was awesome!

[@coffeehouseartist]

I wonder how long it took him to ask for their contact info, then feel like a dummy when they tell him, “let’s just be friends” or “I’m flattered, but I have a boyfriend”

[@the_nightmare_factory]

I can usually handle the cringe pretty well in your videos (I mean I made it through the Skippy saga unscathed), but this was too much even for me. THIS IS A SICKNESS!!!😫😂😂

[@Darksphere101]

Ultrasimp

[@Gyvens]

Unscathed 🤣🤣🤣

[@adunce.5422]

Hahaha

[@gabrielquintero2137]

Of the highest order

[@the_nightmare_factory]

@@gabrielquintero2137 hopefully the knowledge has entered his cranium

[@th3logician]

This video reminds me of the awkwardness and stupidity you feel when someone texts you saying "You forgot your phone" and you actually go back inside to check.

[@mozbius]

Oh wow that is a funny. I will try that to see how many I can catch and laugh at! Lol!!!

[@th3logician]

@@mozbius It is but an art 😉

[@MusMasi]

🤣

[@d2dar459]

Aw shit.... 😂😂😂☠️

[@das0ul177]

Dude really chopped that board just to fkn quit 😂😂😂😂

[@SobeCrunkMonster]

i see physical patterns in people that carry social patterns with them, it may be judging books by their covers, but it’s suited me very well because of the neighborhoods i’ve lived in. when i look at this dude, his face, his hair, his demeanor, everything, i see the lonely 60 year old that everyone thinks is weird and hes still working an entry level service job.

[@owhebitme.5343]

Anything in specific?

[@alessshorts]

Ohh now I kinda want you to analyze me lol, but no I get it I’m similar with observing things, I’m getting a Gen Z progressive type of vibe from him..

[@publiusventidiusbassus1232]

Jesus, I kinda see it too. Because I see it in myself too.

[@df5826]

The fact Preach brings up the Mortal Kombat song as the background music for his girl competing is SPOT ON! That song was THE song to use for everyone who competed at that time. And they all looked HILLARIOUS doing their little patterns. ;)

[@your_elf_friend]

I'm sure this guy would be a good addition to any poker table. Just free money whenever he has to bluff 😂

[@only_fair23]

Only if there are only women. In fact, he'll wait for the men to leave.

[@silley15]

For me the fact he did the boards with a fist and not an open hand told me he had no conditioning and he didn't know his stuff

[@369ZIR]

Anyone that played a team sport growing up knows, Keith is the type of teammate that gets too emotional and sometimes cries when we lose. 😂

[@nicolassmith7241]

He is the epitome of a nice guy and a coward.

[@d.speedy5083]

Literally NOTHING was "nice" about him. Guy was weak and pathetic all the way!!😑

[@nicolassmith7241]

@@d.speedy5083 completely agree

[@le4chehenry324]

@@d.speedy5083 nice guy is a term for simps who'll go out of their way to worship their queen but when they face rejection they switch up rq

[@ahmadewing5287]

​@@le4chehenry324nah a simp is a simp a nice guy is a nice guy and a manipulator is a manipulator

[@Bro-dot-]

@@le4chehenry324nice guys have gentlemen qualities and are selfless. Pathetic men are simps

[@theenlightenedmale4307]

Preach was on point with how TKD practitioners fight 😂😂😂😂 that annoying sidekick

[@AngryGrape1337]

Just wait til you see Sanda, those guys use sidekicks the best.

[@celeste3100]

Chun-Li fans

[@sneakypeteog9968]

😅😅

[@zerorespect9475]

As a blue belt in jujitsu I would’ve gone with a omoplata for something demonstration to look at least somewhat “flashy”. Or at least go up against someone with experience. Damn.

[@donkojinho6567]

1:00 A collection of memes can be from Preach's expressions. I just started the video and I am creasing.