Dark Souls 3: Morne's Great Hammer Shenanigans

[@milramas]

2:49 that guy waited 36h without water or food just to be summoned once as a darkmoon

[@Neothunder240]

I can relate.

[@zegreatpumpkinani9161]

I actually spent 26 hours farming the same 2 silver knights for proofs and was only summoned 4 times.

[@josephcola9662]

The Darkmoon grind SUCKS

[@stefanoturriciano3716]

Nah I did 39 proof of a concord kept in 2 days

[@stefanoturriciano3716]

@Hemlock I don't know, maybe I just got the perfect time where everyone is online on Ds3 and so I've been summoned a really lot of time in just 2 days, and if you're good enough and get summoned in one of those worlds where there are 2 invaders and a lot more respown when killed you can even get 5 or 6 in one Summon, it's all about luck and being good in teamfight

[@SeraphCrimson777]

"Invaded the world of IBangedGywnevere" Noice

[@UnfaithfulServant97]

Nothing beats the Birds of Dat Ass, though. Such sexual, sexual birds they are.

[@yeet3030]

A regular Plumbus its a dude

[@ericjrthered4365]

Crimsonis try thrust, but whole

[@julianslavin3896]

Gwendolyn has a murakumo

[@johncrq3594]

try finger, but hole love, you

[@IronPineapple]

Hey guys, just wanted to say thanks for all the support. I do read all the comments and I do my best to respond to many of them even if you do just call me cancer. Let me know if you like longer videos like this or if you'd prefer shorter montages. I'm aiming for 1 video every 2 days. Also before I get 100 comments, check the description for details on the build.

[@jurrgames309]

+Iron Pineapple Hi iron pineapple, would be cool if you respond. Ps. You make awesome video's

[@Alican2687]

+Iron Pineapple I'm a big fan of the longer videos, I really like the silly little jokes that pop up in whitetext, you don't get many of those in the shorter, more "badass action" montages :) Keep up the good work!

[@kang8587]

+Iron Pineapple any content you put out is great, but i prefer the shorter montages. Keep up the good work. also ur cancur lololololololo xd lmao

[@kaitzufin1437]

+Iron Pineapple is there any other faith based weapons that are good?

[@Mintergalactic]

+Iron Pineapple I always appreciate the quality content you put out, thanks for being involved with your fanbase, thanks for putting out more stuff recently, and fuck the haters

[@JumperMelon]

"Invaded the world of Host of Embers IBangedGwynewere" I am jealous

[@IronPineapple]

same

[@epsorks]

+Jumper Czech You're not man enough!

[@MrGeneralHeavy]

+Iron Pineapple RIP Amazing Chest

[@Boamere]

+Jumper Czech The real gwynevere wasn't that big :P

[@gman8D1]

+Iron Pineapple Whats that sword u had in the back?

[@greatswordofvictory1271]

2:26 IBangedGwynevere Truly the hero we deserve

[@FINSuojeluskunta]

+GreatSwordOfVictory I've invaded him a bunch of times in the past few days, he usually sets up gank squads now

[@Nehfarius]

He has to. Everyone's trying to beat him up for having banged Gwynevere, so he has to hire gankers to protect him. :p

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

Nehfarius I don't even own Dark Souls 3, but I do want to force his ass off a cliff.

[@andyholmes1507]

The music choices in these are always so dope

[@thevisi0naryy]

And the land of lothric, though plentiful in tongues, was scarce in ears.

[@postclarityrevelation6763]

3:22 that was me xD i panicked and decided i would get that one last item before i died

[@IronPineapple]

rip

[@OffTheRocker]

that was probably the only time that darkmoon ever got summoned, they will never forget that, they will never forgive you.

[@IronPineapple]

+First Flame I can live with this

[@Cruhl]

Dark Souls 3 is a flawless masterpiece and it's pvp is fair and competitive.

[@DantheJokeMan]

+Cruhl That sounds like a sarcastic remark. Get that shit outta here.

[@BieberSucksCock100]

+Cruhl I'd still take this over the travesty that was soul memory.

[@Cruhl]

BieberSucksCock100 can't argue with that, soul memory was horrible.

[@angryjellyfish4889]

+Cruhl Dark Sword is a great weapon that requires a lot of skill to use and makes PVP challenging and rewarding.

[@jingwaodong]

+Cruhl whats wrong with soul memory if you hate it so much?

[@mmarpor2]

Please defend the rights of Dark moon blades!!! They're people too!!!

[@sharkodile22]

+Miguel If I had my way, Darkmoons would be drinking from separate water fountains.

[@mmarpor2]

+Akasuna xDDD

[@sharkodile22]

Blank Ball I would honestly rather they did. I want them to have the ability to drink solely for me to take it from them.

[@hazel5049]

Akasuna We take their Virginity, not their Drink. We get our drink from that course of Action.

[@sharkodile22]

Blank Ball Implying they're not a bunch of degenerate whores.

[@Ryukachoo]

some notes; -using the weapon art gives you almost infinite hyperarmor (resistance to the animation being interrupted by damage) -the damage on the aoe scales with AR, not faith. Since the only scaling stat is STR and you can't infuse it, basically pump strength to boost the damage -you need 30 faith in order to use the weapon art -its damage can be boosted with flat damage buffs like sacred oath (+10%) and deep protection (+5%) -its damage DOES NOT boost with miracle boosting rings -There are reports of the aoe hitting for almost 1200 damage, holy shit.

[@BieberSucksCock100]

Yeah it's like Dark Souls 2 WoG with the big damage, though just like that game it can be blocked because it hits for physical damage. I'm pretty sure you can roll through it too with correct timing but I'll have to test it. Thank fuck for this hammer though, at least one WoG in the game isn't completely useless. The actual WoG miracle is awful.

[@sakuyaizayoi1945]

This is the perfect length! Not too long to be exhausting to watch and not to short that I feel like I have to search for more. I'm just satisfied with what I just watched, awesome work! :D

[@Jans6ever]

+Sakuya Izayoi Its the 8 minutes rule, the ideal duration for medium lengh montages. :D

[@Maiu13]

+Sakuya Izayoi Thats what she said. badum tss

[@janrodriguez3200]

+Jans6ever eight minutes? jesus im not a horse.

[@Desgax]

So Tears of Denial DO taste salty

[@jello788]

+Desgax They taste sandy, actually

[@fourevergaming7180]

Spicy even

[@TheMrDisastrous]

more like Morne's OK hammer

[@IronPineapple]

accurate

[@TheFaitKO]

Teach me your ways.

[@DeathofHeavens]

+TheFaitKO Fait!

[@aleqthepredator]

Go back to Warframe, you text to speech mistress.

[@jaegerbombs3657]

+TheFaitKO looks like he presses L2. Your welcome.

[@altzard6170]

git gud

[@lightningandodinify]

+Jaeger Bombs lol

[@FighterPL]

how come its shows Soul level 100? u deffinetly SL120!!! cheating?

[@IronPineapple]

+Fighter .PL No, I'm wearing rings that increase my stats. Prisoner's Chain gives you 15 stat points, for example.

[@FighterPL]

+Iron Pineapple ok, cool. i was just wonder as im making same build. keep doing a good job mate!

[@nonstopgamer9372]

A rare case of fighter not knowing something about dark souls 3

[@arnaeus7448]

@@nonstopgamer9372 “4 years ago”

[@aldaghari9095]

@Juelz Kristian it’s a scam i saw this comment like 50 times already

[@bradym67]

Killing the Darkmoon person like that just wasn't right.

[@Daiyuki117]

+Brady M67 #DarkmoonLivesMatter

[@TheLlamaHaze]

+Daiyuki117 lol no they don't

[@theredestmage6068]

+Frozt Hyounaga that's what they get for helping Gankers lol

[@ElizabethRamirez-nl6ox]

+Steven Schmitz Yeah.. it's pretty annoying when you almost kill the host then "Blade of Darkmoon *** has summon through concord" Jumped in spam R1 into your face while host shove a spear up your ars. But their forked pale tough in pretty good tho.

[@BlueKidSwag]

+Daiyuki117 fuck you and the gank squad

[@JayBigDadyCy]

Simply for having a song by Lettuce in your vid - You are automatically my new best friend.

[@IronPineapple]

woo

[@farvatronreal]

+Iron Pineapple Seriously, though... Great taste in music!

[@sundriedspecial5613]

"My people need me", making my day once again Steel Pear

[@IronPineapple]

np

[@gabenewell5577]

The road to Git Gud is paved with the bodies of Scrubs and Casuls

[@admyr2270]

That was so beautiful!Thank you we will remember those words

[@Chilindro]

😭BEAUTIFUL

[@chimychoboyo]

that quote better be in half life 3

[@gabenewell5577]

+chimychoboyo Don't count on a Half Life 3 anytime soon.

[@Mootje103]

@@gabenewell5577 how about now?

[@SerenSoreli]

Infuse your offhand with a simple gem and you'll never run out of FP again

[@saxdemonsjs571]

I don't think you can infuse the Morion Blade.

[@Angel-Amari]

+Stephen Stroup that's when you get something that can be, like a parry dagger

[@saxdemonsjs571]

+Fool Izanagi Yes but for this build you need a morion blade to get the buff for extra damage when low on HP. So he can't use anything else.

[@Angel-Amari]

+Stephen Stroup huh, didn't know it did that

[@sarahIcommented]

+Stephen Stroup You swap to the simple weapon for the regen and then back for the L2.

[@JMWeaver]

Strength builds got the best spell in the game. wat

[@Surms41]

+JBarracudaL Well, you need 30 faith to do anything with strength on this weapon...

[@stevesmith3867]

IBangedGwynevere = best dark souls name ever also i love the saxophone

[@LordSparkleBottom]

1:14 Highlight of the video, in all my years of prism stone throwing I've never seen something like that

[@TheYouknowme7]

I expected your verdict of this weapon to be 'It's a blast'

[@benumbrardor8708]

"Invaded the world of IBangedGwynevere" that's nice @2:24

[@mitchbs6794]

haha yeah i noticed that. legit name

[@hawkeyegough9090]

+Benjamin Jose Paz gwynevere was a nice piece of gwynerear

[@theoskyblue7633]

the music,the half trolly half genius build and the way you use it make this video one of the best dark souls 3 memories I 've had so far in youtube,big thing to say tho,glad to actually mean it,keep it up man!!

[@IronPineapple]

+TheoSkyBlue thanks a bunch dude

[@LautrecOfCarim]

Highly situational weaponry? That's just all we have down in Carim.

[@IronPineapple]

+Lautrec of Carim lmao, love it

[@Ozzzzz861]

Every time you post something I instantly like now even before viewing it. Your content is just full on Dark Souls fun. I do hope the From Software team have discovered your videos and enjoy it as much as we all do. Keep up the amazing work. :D

[@IronPineapple]

+AUS Raja thanks a bunch dude, yeah I do just try to have fun and not take it seriously, it's not worth getting all worked up over

[@SirS3mt3x]

2:26 LMAO THE USERNAME THOUGH! xD

[@MultiJade]

+ItzFizz Gwyndolin>Gwynevere

[@vuelkarr9183]

Every Dark Souls player's dream

[@alphon8324]

ahem 5:33

[@SirS3mt3x]

Not as good though. ^^

[@bergman97]

I very much enjoy these kind of videos which are a little longer, feels like it isnt just a tease but more of a video showcasing what can be accomplished and some fun things that happened. As always, keep up the good work!

[@IronPineapple]

+Lukas Bergman thanks dude, and yeah I like the longer videos since it allows me more time to fit in the jokes I want

[@SammyLevisosa]

You seriously use the best music in your videos. Great taste iron poonapple! Also, at 2:27 that persons name is......beautiful.

[@Tyler-hr1cs]

I personally like the longer montages, and the music in this one is especially great. Nice job metallic fruit

[@IronPineapple]

+Tyler thanks dude, I'll keep you opinion in mind in regards to longer videos

[@kingofsovietlizards8704]

These videos keep getting better :D

[@XryookuX]

Thank you Mr.Pineapple for you vids, always a pleasure to watch. I also appreciate this length of video, not too long, but long enough to get plenty of the action and for a few jokes in, love it!

[@harryvrentas6359]

This looks like a great hammer

[@charliechuckles6494]

+harry vrentas ayy

[@cleon24769]

Hi, Barbara.

[@CaptainIcebeard]

Goddamn, the songs in your videos are the best. Amazing how much more fun a good track can make Dark Souls.

[@zacharywagner6054]

Ever since that Kirk video, you have quickly grown to quite possibly be my favorite Souls video maker. Stay amazing man. Also: would Wolnir's Holy Blade have similar spanking potential?

[@IronPineapple]

thanks man, also it might be, I haven't personally used it though

[@Ancapdalek]

I think you're easily the most entertaining content creator for dark souls i'v seen since i was first introduced into this series so thank you very much!! Also love the music and the edits

[@ThomasBlithe]

Yo, these are some funky fresh jams

[@heliodorespecht6083]

I'm really lovin the longer video format Iron Keep it up!

[@deltashadow2378]

Wow we saw like 4 darkmoons in this video! I wonder how they managed to get invasions, maybe they know someone at FROM because I certainly don't seem to get anything.

[@UncleButterworth]

+DeltaShadow I've been fingering all day, and I'm blue just for you bb

[@TitaniumSubscriber]

This is why I open KZbin everyday now Keep uploading like there's no tomorrow!

[@AlwaysDazed]

*Good luck in your trial* lmfao great video but that was the best part for me.

[@Myrskylintu]

I like your style, Pineapple. You're not elitist to show only the successess, but you also keep throwing in some fails and I really like the eye with the small details like two prisms stones from one drop etc. So glad I subbed! :)

[@IronPineapple]

+Azure Templar thanks a bunch dude, and yeah I'll always include my fails if it's funny

[@MistressChara]

I will forever regret that one time I was afk

[@QualityPoptarts]

+Neku Shrouden it u

[@OldGameBox]

I like it. Since gankers are usually inexperienced people, it must be a huge shock being hit by that attack. Nice video man, keep it up.

[@WowRedPaint]

Sick music fam

[@j15585]

+Red Paint Red paint

[@aintcallinyouatruther1357]

I really like the videos at this length please keep them like this!

[@TheSimplyJJP]

"IbangedGwynevere" Best name ever

[@robriley6135]

Iron, just wanted to let you know, i just found your channel, and all your videos, especially the thorn Armour one, are so funny, and fantastically made. i wish you had more subs so more people could see your amazing videos!

[@alderbernhardt]

0/10 this isn't a dex build wait this isn't oro Good you're not a shit head that uses dmb

[@spookyatbest]

Strength/faith

[@IceLizardsUnited]

+Unnamed God don't tell anyone you lvled it up though...

[@nicolashenriquez3461]

+Just a Mushroom filthy casul salty with obobobo Kappa

[@heretic1915]

+Just a Mushroom fuck oro hes annoying and just a r1 musher

[@alderbernhardt]

My build 50str 27vgr 40end 99vit 12dex 9faitg 9int 7luck

[@iaitoconlai1658]

You are doing an amazing job with these videos, keep up the good work! Also, 0:34 = true pyro meta at its finest kek

[@hospod163]

i love you pineapple

[@IronPineapple]

[@watertower500d6]

Just found this channel and it's awesome. Great video man!

[@IronPineapple]

thanks a bunch dude

[@Lunartic_]

Cool cool video, but HOLYSHIT that two prism stones from one drop! Somebody call Vaatividya, rewrite the lore books.

[@IronPineapple]

I know right, best part

[@buoyana6534]

oh my god it has been so long since I last saw your vids but I'm back and I'm glad because this video is SO GOOD.

[@FlyingJetpack1]

7:37 "How do I Stairs?"

[@SolusBatty]

Incredible editing on this one. You are on the roll man, loved your ds3 videos.

[@IronPineapple]

+UchihaDualStorm thanks dude, I'm gonna keep trying to make more like this

[@manguy01]

That hyper armor is some serious bullshit

[@ninecoffees]

Thank you for making these videos. I really appreciate the time and effort you put into them.

[@simonjameskenway6933]

where can I find the spell tears of denial? and especially what are the statistics that are used to use it?

[@busterbaddy1]

+D3adPool Mercenary darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Tears+of+Denial Bam! I gotchu!

[@simonjameskenway6933]

thanks

[@NouvelleVoix]

+D3adPool Mercenary lmgtfy.com/?q=dark+souls+3+tears+of+denial

[@contaminationofthepatient5459]

The nun sells them, one you find in the US in a cell

[@budspudsy436]

Any Dark Souls video with "shenanigans" in the title is bound to be good. Also Pineapple, I think that longer videos are vastly superior in every way since the quality doesn't diminish too much, and I get to see more Iron Pineapple. But not every video NEEDS to be five to seven minutes long, since it's possible to overstay its welcome depending on the content. That being said *I always want more*

[@IronPineapple]

+Bud Spudsy yeah I will definitely do both depending on what I think is best, but thank you very much for your thoughts

[@Jaguar-fe7eh]

IBangedGwynevere

[@killermemesatareasonablepr9707]

Assassin4Hire Did you stick your crystal halberd in her gaping dragon?

[@GorliththeUndead]

That poor Blade member though. After 15 hours of waiting, they don't even get a chance to exist.

[@werewolf772]

pineapple use it with simple infusion on off hand then u can spam R2

[@IronPineapple]

+Azrael nah, you want the morion blade offhand for extra damage

[@mikescheu2142]

Personally I think this is one of your best vids. keep it up man, love it.

[@IronPineapple]

+Mike Scheuneman thanks, I really like how it turned out

[@moogle68]

Music game on point.

[@autismisuncontrollable4925]

"and it works sometimes" 10/10 -IGN

[@Furyx10]

is pineapple good for your health?

[@jumpfold]

it's good for your jizz

[@Furyx10]

if I eat iron pineapple would it be healthy for me?

[@thehongkongbong]

Jizz makes pineapple taste better!

[@bosciaace]

That song in the beginning puts me in such a good mood when I play this game. Thanks for showing me it!

[@gaigeriel]

People will complain about great hammers, but those complaining are estoc/dark sword R1 spammers

[@whatatroll5303]

Sacred flame + iron flesh makes me winn almost all my fight clubs :P

[@jermencasper7950]

+What a Troll someone tried that on me so l just kept running away and doing the call out gesture till they jumped off the cliff lol

[@gaigeriel]

What a Troll Not even possible to have 40 blue estus

[@CasualChaoz]

Glad to see this weapon getting recognition. One of my personal favorites, in PVP and PVE. The weapon art is just amazing.

[@marennia5426]

Lol, me at 0:43, MOM, I'M ON KZbin!!11 Next duel you lose btw ;)

[@IronPineapple]

this is true, fun fights

[@Italianchef26]

I was already using Morne's Hammer. Didn't think about the miracle and ring/morion blade. Thanks for the advice man

[@eclipse_4066]

You know what would be nice: not ganking

[@MrMetalsoup]

Hot damn Pineapple, there are some funky music choices in this one!

[@hustlerfour]

DARKMOON LIVES MATTER

[@alejandro903]

No se porque siempre que haces un vídeo usualmente me matas en el online, ya lo habías hecho con shrek y ahora también. Dude i love you so much

[@fleeplayTV]

+Guillermo Mujica why did you had the insignificant need to write 80% of your comment in spanish full knowing everyone here speaks english.

[@alejandro903]

+fleeplayTV Bueno usa el traductor no te compliques.

[@fleeplayTV]

I'm from Spain smart ass no era una cuestion de entender lo que estabas diciendo, simplemente que es estupido. even tho thinking about it now, just realize that you probably just wanted to feel like an special snowflake. gn

[@alejandro903]

+fleeplayTV oh estoy indignado, has sido muy duro que haré ahora eres terrible creo que no soy especial, pero para ti si lo soy

[@fleeplayTV]

Guillermo Mujica lol whatever floats your boat

[@fungusfungi5900]

My people need me

[@nathansotir5633]

I must say I like the added commentary I laughed a lot. Just subscribed bud keep them vids comin!

[@dsaman123]

What a great hammer. :^)

[@IronPineapple]

sick

[@thezokman]

+Iron Pineapple Hey pineapple do you play exanima? It's getting a huge story map tomorrow and I was wondering if you knew about it. Exanima is quite a great game

[@IronPineapple]

+Rozzok oh shit I do play exanima, but I didn't know about this update, thanks for the info!

[@thezokman]

Iron Pineapple no problem fam, I would enjoy a video of you playing it though ;)

[@viskiville]

Your videos are like goldmine of music! Keep them coming!

[@crackcobaine]

0/10 Gargoyle flame hammer is better

[@IronPineapple]

I'll check it out

[@PimeydenLapsi]

+Iron Pineapple Noo not my Gargoyle flamehammer, don't u dare, I want it to stay in the shadows (0_0)

[@crackcobaine]

i hope noone is gonna use it though because i like feeling original

[@crackcobaine]

Jotain XS i was actually the first to make a video about it so i will sue you if you keep using it. im calling my lawyer right now son.

[@PimeydenLapsi]

+Herrkekkington See you in court bitch

[@mattf6891]

The moment when you watch a video and you see yourself getting wrecked from another person's perspective. It's truly an honor. Keep up the awesome content!

[@IronPineapple]

nice, who were you?

[@mattf6891]

The blue phantom in the Catacombs getting wrecked by the skeletons in the back. Not quite used to the steam controller yet. :P

[@Cameron11LOL]

deleet this

[@IronPineapple]

ok

[@Cameron11LOL]

+Iron Pineapple thanks

[@darkzealot07]

+Mr. Shenanigans wtf why

[@ElizabethRamirez-nl6ox]

+Mr. Shenanigans Afraid ppl will use this thing? It's not that hard to dodge.... Just dont be stupid and you'll be fine.

[@Sharky1147]

+Mr. Shenanigans Hello?

[@distenzasd]

that music during the video made it so much better, it was.. well funky :D

[@brankho]

I made a build just for this weapon and I love it so far. I'm happy someone made a video about it cause its really fun to use :) Great vid bro :D

[@irontarkuss]

5-8 min long vids are perfect length. Sick vids bro

[@daken5950]

Love all your vids man. Always makes me smile

[@Toypop194]

Iron Pineapple you are amazing! Keep up everything you do

[@Monicaser]

I love your videos. Keep up the great work. P.S - Hope your finals went well!

[@IronPineapple]

thanks dude, and they did go well

[@bizgripcustoms]

HECK YES! way to put Lettuce in your video! Great tune and amazing Content. You got good taste my friend.

[@psymare6646]

Seriously no one can top pineapples dark souls 3 videos they have all been gold

[@SeFiR777]

J'ai découvert ta chaine depuis DS3 et tes vidéos dessus sont excellente et aussi très drôle!

[@talimancer1lt]

yes longer videos are great this pleasssses me greatly

[@SCSI1888]

Any video regarding Morne's Great Hammer gets thumbed up, no questions asked.

[@raym3239]

Your content is brilliant sir. So is your taste in music it seems. Keep doin what you're doing. I can't play dark souls III myself though sadly. but I have a whole ton of ideas I want to do when I can! And I have you to thank for that. Bloody hilarious :3

[@fullautomosin]

Best Dark souls 3 vid I've seen yet, funny and entertaining! :D