Is God Made of Spaghetti?

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[@mac8911]

Of course the Flying Spaghetti Monster is real! He boiled for your sins.

[@wyattmosbey2954]

Too bad this ain't reddit I'd give you gold

[@diabolicalthoughts]

BRUH

[@holdonwhatsgoingon5551]

Exactly he boiled our sins and died on a fork for us

[@KM-dk5gn]

ha ha!

[@scarletshield009]

AAAAAAHHH! A GOLDEN COMMENT. Highlight it.

[@svendsen1111]

"Meet the People Who Worship Pasta" - Formerly known as Italians

[@LiquidShadows]

🤣👏👏👏👏

[@icebluscorpion]

nice 😏 I'm italian and I worship pasta so you are right sir/mam/other

[@tunesmith7437]

I guess racism is in fashion these days.

[@silvertheelf]

@@tunesmith7437 ...your... umm... interesting person... no

[@LiquidShadows]

@@tunesmith7437 Oh, stop it. That's not even CLOSE to being racist. Stereotypical? Sure. Racist? Nah. It was clearly just a joke, and I seriously hope you're feigning offense as well.

[@mattscheible6071]

In Wisconsin a man fought to wear a spaghetti strainer on his head for his DL photo and won a few years ago.

[@dunxy]

A chick pulled it of here in Autralia in the last "few" years as well, iirc She may have had to take a new pic, prettysure she had a colander and some kind of straining fork thing!

[@arsinowey66]

My son is Ordained and has performed 2 weddings- Dressed in his Pirate Regalia !!! I am sooo proud of him!!!

[@arsinowey66]

@Victor Smit Similar-sounding words perform is sometimes confused with preform... Thanks for catching my mistake, it is a common error.

[@GameLeaderR]

@@arsinowey66 Since our creator was drunk when creating the universe I think making spelling mistakes is just another way to honor him lol.

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

​@@GameLeaderRramen🙏

[@oldbonniegamer938]

Me: *Accidentally enters the church of the Flying Spaghetti Mosnter* Pastafarians: I smells an Impasta

[@starliontv2835]

🤣

[@macsnafu]

Actually, that's antipasto!

[@alansmods1775]

Imposter ?

[@TravisL.Desmadreson]

BOILSPHAMY, "all who show interest are welcome!" (Cumin 23:12) ;)

[@dashat3938]

sus

[@kenjispas783]

“We share 99.9% of our dna with pirates” knoledge

[@jj-iu3ni]

And banana

[@GunnWrights]

That's a FACT! Feelings don't get a shit about your religion! Unless you worship FiSMo - you're screwed!!! I'll see you all in HELL... LOL!

[@gab_7386]

@@GunnWrights what

[@endmysuffering7903]

@@GunnWrights what

[@dan74695]

Knoledg

[@omiai]

i remember my religious education teacher (who had been a priest) asked why I, as an atheist, still 'celebrated' christmas. I said to him that we didn't celebrate it as a religious festival, but as a time to show our love and appreciation to other family members, and we might as well do it at the same time as everyone else, since we knew we'd all have christmas day free.

[@maymacbell3983]

💯 this is pretty much the same as my reasonings! We celebrate it commercially and it is seen as family time, I don’t believe in any religious shite! I don’t think that religion will stand the test of time, I believe that maybe in 1000 years or so it’ll be completely eradicated and we’ll be looked at as mad and gullible 😂 I believe that I should maybe live some farther years into the future as my beliefs far outstretch the ones that many religious people have! I love science and my logical and skeptical mind just won’t allow me to believe in such nonsense, I don’t understand why it’s taught in schools? If it is going to be taught then I think it’s only right that we teach them about atheism and that it’s ok to not believe! I’m not raising my kids religious but when they’re older and want to believe I won’t stop them from doing so but I wouldn’t be able to help myself from challenging their beliefs 😬🙄😂

[@Scarletcroft]

@@maymacbell3983 Haha yeah. I don't really "celebrate christmas" I just like to decorate a tree, light some candles and eat some good food and have a merry time during the cold/dark winter days. What other reason would anyone really need?

[@maymacbell3983]

@@Scarletcroft exactly! I have two children and they get excited at the prospect of Santa coming and I love being their Santa! We also love our Christmas tree 🎄 etc it’s just generally a nice time to unwind at the end of the year and get ready for the new one! I also don’t remember Santa having any part in religion 😂 especially not the one in a red suit and who lives in Lapland.. so it’s actually all the Christians celebrating it wrong 😑 😂😂

[@andrewtime2994]

I am a Christian and I used to ask my unbelieving friends the same thing. The only pitfall I see now is the Santa thing. With the void of an actual thing to celebrate, the glorification of a consumerist ideology is affecting children. I have met schoolkids who still believe in Santa, and are quite competitive about who received the most valuable gifts, on up to Jr. High level. When I was a kid we got gifts, but the Santa story was a poem, and only an aside to the actual celebration.

[@Scarletcroft]

@@andrewtime2994 mmh Santa is not very popular where i'm from. We Celebrate Sinterklaas 's birthday instead on the 5th of December. One of the original Santa's if you will. Sinterklaas or Saint Nikolaas of Myra is the patron saint of children, sailors, the poor and merchants and the reason children recieve gifts on his birthday instead of him receiving gifts he is the one that buys them for others in the spirit of charity.

[@consume_arsenic]

As an Italian, I believe that I have found the perfect religion for me

[@RendaJane]

They are more Christian than MAGATS Christians will ever be able to comprehend.

[@GabrielaChaves-gy7jo]

Same!🍝🙏

[@zanzull]

My religious teacher in high school allowed me to teach my class about the flying spaghetti monster for 1 hour.

[@jamesagwe2981]

Was anybody converted?

[@fakename3440]

I like your teacher

[@SpatialAndTemporalEvangelicals]

R'amen, And Beautiful.

[@donotlike4anonymus594]

Hhh... U should've gone with the more classical example of an invisible pink unicorn.... But u know... Non the less funny

[@timothyneiswander3151]

Your teacher ALLOWED one hour? That's an outrage! Other religions get way more class time. You should have demanded a half hour or you were going to the school board.

[@pdd7924]

The more i live, the more i realize how powerfull trolls can be.

[@truepeacefromviolence9581]

the point is not to troll but to seperate religions from knowledge provided in school and learning institutes

[@pdd7924]

@@truepeacefromviolence9581 I just point out the fact how many things like this were at root created as a joke.

[@rosehites3419]

Same

[@Fiarlia]

@Apple pie Disagree. Many religions were made up as our first attempt as a species at science and to explain the world around them. I mean, obviously they failed really hard. And they were definitely made up. But most were never jokes, even if we see them now as jokes.

[@kid4375]

Even smarter when you monetize it... ahem... Christianity... mainstream religion

[@silvercandra4275]

When I was in middle school, one of my classmates got into an argument with our religion teacher, because she assumed everyone in her class actually believed in the christian god and he told her he wasn't catholic, he's pastafarian. It was funny as hell, and I think about it rather often, because without that kid, I might not even have considered that I could leave christianity... so I would still be beating myself up about being queer as hell, feeling unwelcome and paranoid because sky daddy is always watching... If you read this, bowl cut boy, know you might not have won that argument, but you helped a gay witch boy decide to finally embrace his hate for the catholic church, and his "sinful" nature. Btw, I have hardly any problems with people who are christians, I just have a problem with the church, and the individuals who make everything in their life about their religion, and try to force it on others regardless of their wellbeing.

[@thesnatcher3616]

Fair. I feel that many Christians, as fickle as they can be against the queet community, may also admit that they can do a better job at practicing what they preach, being more considerate of different backgrounds and perspectives, etc.

[@iainmair485]

“On Top of Spaghetti” is my favourite hymn.

[@thirdeye147]

"All covered in cheese. I lost my poor meatballs when somebody sneezed. It fell off the table. And onto the floor. And now my poor meatball was covered in cat fur

[@taxman3749]

Maybe the real flying spaghetti monster, is the friends we made along the way.

[@tuttifruity1130]

AH YOU MEAN THE ROBOTIZED FIENDS YOU MADE IN YOUR TAXIDERMY INSECTOID PROJECTS ?

[@a.h787]

No dude thats the one piece

[@TherionD3x]

dude, that was deep and im high af right now. you blew my mind with this

[@jothishprabu8]

Original comment. Bravo

[@sleepless9326]

I knew someone was gonna say it but it still made me laugh

[@RyuusanFT86]

This guy was such a madlad- he created an entire religion out of sattire.

[@FrarmerFrank]

So did that Star Trek Guy

[@salvadordittrich4611]

Now what would be truly funny, if gods were real and created by our beloved as I have hearted people think. Than alongside the bibles god, the Olymp and other there would be a flying spagetty monster with considerable power.

[@thefinalday5858]

Makes you wonder if Jesus was just a hippie high on memes and satire

[@RyuusanFT86]

@@thefinalday5858 More like doubling down on his mom's affair for the lols

[@FirstNameLastName-oz5ij]

Pasta and satire: exists Pastafarians: You could make a religion out of this.

[@KCBfly25]

I'm part of TST. Some of the kindest & most giving people I've had the pleasure of being around. We volunteer a lot. TST also put another set up in the IL Capitol again this year, 2022. And again, we don't believe in an actual Satan. We call ourselves "spicy atheists." I'm also from the Midwest, a huge educational embarrassment. And as far as Xmas, i celebrate... many of us do. But our tree has a pentagram on top! Thank you for going over this, Thoughty2!

[@allessfyrdikaz1482]

Nice Avatar-name!

[@tufty7026]

I’m a registered pasta for the FSM. ALL HAIL HIS SUCCULENT MEATINESS

[@inseriscinomequi]

I'm Italian and I cannot believe I could have been so blind for all these years...

[@Jonathan-bf2cm]

The flying spaghetti monster loves you!! He is always here when youre ready!!

[@tufty7026]

You couldn’t see the noodles for the sauce.

[@theraginggnome7522]

As a fellow Italian and member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster welcome and Ramen!

[@kingkilla1267]

I’m half Irish and we worship potatoes

[@bentonrp]

I'm glad you finally see the light. I'm sorry the truth has to be so harsh, but isnt it always, though? Not content to simply just murder our God, we Pastafarians actually cooked and consumed him!!!

[@monkeyhaters9258]

I always wondered why after eating spaghetti I felt smarter than everyone else

[@fighterck6241]

It's probably the carbs. The almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster has ensured that such holy meals would have sufficient carbs to ensure a sound mind and energetic body for all. Ramen. Ramen. Ramen.

[@monkeyhaters9258]

@@fighterck6241 Wow I You didn't understand a thing you said,,,,?

[@DarckAngel11]

It's ironic how people keep believing the same lies, for most the word "religion" just changed to "politics" but i bet the former are part of the ones mocking religions haha

[@thenatmann1]

this sh*t was so f*cking hilarious!!! I was dying from laughter!! I really wanna become a pastafarian now. I just looked it up, it's $49 to become an official ordained minister of the pastafarian church, that's a hell of a deal!

[@grabble7605]

That is a bargain. Becoming even a basic official member of the Church of Satan (not the Temple) is $225. Up from $200 some years ago.

[@noisyguest5249]

Good luck! :)

[@AmygdalaHijack]

I lost my shit when the prayer ended in "Ramen"

[@darkflereous4804]

Get your laughs out now because no bodies gonna be laughing when the flying spaghetti monster shows up

[@xitcix8360]

I'll be happy to embrace the all-loving spaghetti noodles of our father

[@holdonwhatsgoingon5551]

@@xitcix8360 damn even my boy Steve knows about the great almighty himself May the blessings of His Noodliness be upon you! R’amen

[@xitcix8360]

@@holdonwhatsgoingon5551 Thank you, R'amen

[@spaghettimonstersjudgingyo504]

Yes they will. He encourages binge drinking with midgets.

[@pharaohyami5000]

Fine. But I get to keep my appetite.

[@ilfriner1287]

And thus the “great pirate era” begins.....

[@lordsiomai]

*he's a pirate plays

[@justacanofbeans8217]

wait the FSM has "strechy" noodles does that mean-

[@tobyonatabe2601]

@@lordsiomai tdntdntdntdntdntndtndtndtndnt

[@Luffy-un5du]

ONE PIECE! lol, this is great.

[@Martinibarra1000]

Wealth, fame, power. The world had it all won by one man: the Pirate King, Gold Roger. At his death, the words he spoke drove countless men out to sea. Gold Roger: My treasure? It's yours if you want it. Find it! I left all the world has there! Narrator: And so men set sights on the Grand Line, in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!

[@razaliabrahim4293]

'We share 99.9% of our DNA with pirates" I wonder why...

[@oladunjoyedavid7515]

The fact that I'm eating spaghetti rn is what makes this even funnier

[@monirulislam1629]

Ramen....🍜

[@RustedCheeseburger]

Eating spaghetti is a love to the flying spaghetti monster.❤️ Ramen🙏❤️

[@24405]

R'Amen Brother🙏🏻

[@bencarpendale]

me: I'm an atheist me after seeing this video: I *was* an atheist

[@furiousdestroyah9999]

The goat of all religions

[@anticlaassic]

I wouldn‘t dare to offend you but why woulnd‘t you want to be a pastafari? It is the way of god and his noodly apendages!

[@bencarpendale]

@@anticlaassic yes, that is why I am no longer an atheist, may the spaghetti god be with you

[@anticlaassic]

@@bencarpendale may he be with us all

[@heavenbones6151]

Jesus died on the cross for our sins and resurrected on the third day please repent

[@RJLbwb]

The advantage of Pastarafarism is you see the face of your creator in every Italian dinner.

[@sauce3memes832]

3:08 there is no way i saw a yoda statue when he mentioned religions 😂😂😂😂

[@allenhonaker4107]

You had way too much fun making this one. 😆

[@erichuff6945]

Who would know more about string theory than a flying spaghetti monster.

[@irimac1806]

Goid one :D

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

Maybe a flying kite monster. Or possibly a flying cat monster.

[@jamesnaile3661]

Never forget that somalia has the most pirates and the smallest carbon footprint!

[@cmelton6796]

Ramen!

[@OddBr18g]

Somalia is only best known.....

[@kartikpoojari7066]

Our Lord saves Somalia

[@thegamingeye6619]

@@cmelton6796 this is gold haha, ramen

[@GOREFEAST]

Carbon footprint?

[@Ed-quadF]

I've converted. I'm also a priest of Dudeism. So now following two religions. "May the Spaghetti tie the room together."

[@black3stsh33p]

As a devout Satanist I want to say thank you for your open minded approach at explaining not just Satanism but Pastafarianism. All we want is equality and the same respect that Christians receive.

[@littlemisstink921]

As a Christian, I have to admit that many of the Christians you hear about don’t exactly give us a good name. Not all of us are judgmental bible thumping douchebags.

[@zhongkui8627]

Y’all mfs deceived. Have fun in hell. ❤❤❤❤

[@arturm6621]

Ah yes one of the best quotes from pastafarians "If they can have a guy with healing hands walking on water we can have a giant flying spaghetti monster"

[@fakename3440]

Best quote of the year

[@scodiofficer0012]

You Infidels think this is a joke?!! Our lord Jesus Christ died and suffered for our sins and this is what you all did to repay him? He was the most perfect human that walked the earth but he let it all come to an end just so all of you non-believers can mock and disgrace the holy name of god! The Pastafarian bible didn't even mention god's friends, what happened to Thor, Odin, Bathala and Gordon Ramsay?! WHY WEREN'T THEY MENTIONED IN PASTAFARIANISM?!! It seems like Pastafarians discriminate the holy light of Gordon Ramsay's Presence and his voluptuous juicy lamb sauce of knowledge! Plus these beings are like, top 10 of the most powerful beings in the universe bro seems like pastafarians just wants to get rid of competition, y'all being sus rn.

[@user-pi3hd2bt3f]

@@scodiofficer0012 you had me in the first half not gonna lie

[@LifeInPink999]

@@scodiofficer0012 Wait, but is Gordon Ramsay a deity of his own, an angel, or an archangel? Idk I can't see him setting only for an ''angel'' status...

[@scodiofficer0012]

@@LifeInPink999 Goron Ramsay formerly known as "The God Of The Fookin Lambsauce" and "The Foul Mothafookin Chef M8" is one of the most powerful cosmic deities out there, he has BILLIONS of followers worldwide, even the Multiverse shall bow down to his british might!

[@synergy021]

I was on the fence until learning of the stripper factory. I am now a proud Pastafarian!

[@justacanofbeans8217]

yes this guy gets it

[@j.jmilan551]

I renounced my faith in Christianity back in November of 2020. After watching this video. I now a proud Pastafarian!

[@cleveridiot5661]

RAMEN MY CARBOHYDRATE BROTHER! We tasteuth of his body and drinkuth of his sauce. Let us feast upon all forms of sauces whether it be red, white or in some cases green. Pasta be with you. Ramen 🍜🙏🍝

[@j.jmilan551]

@@cleveridiot5661 Ramen! 🙏🍜🍲🍝

[@j.jmilan551]

@ Carbonara.

[@Jaketheaxman]

As an italian (of about 8% heritage), I can confirm God is in fact made out of spaghetti.

[@darkqwartzsytal834]

Satanists in Movies: Edgy Teenagers Satanist in real life: justice lol

[@williampichardo1485]

Not "a" flying spaghetti monster, THE FSM. May you all be blessed by His noodly appendage.

[@PL3AYRE]

Ramen

[@nixon2tube]

Ramen indeed! There's only one! Not like that three in one charlatan down the street.

[@cannonfodder4507]

Ramen! But please use a capital "H" when referring to The FSM. May you be blessed by His noodly appendage also

[@AmberPeall]

@@cannonfodder4507 , the preferred pronoun of the FSM is apparently "Quob".

[@stevious7278]

Ramen

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Christian version: "Our Father, Who art in heaven, Hallowed be Thy Name. Thy Kingdom come. Thy Will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen." Pastafarian version: "Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen."

[@Brotherman010]

Wow dude you are everywhere Mister Mustache

[@fancypants3828]

Remember me?

[@JoseGranny]

R'Amen

[@holdonwhatsgoingon5551]

Same difference except Christianity is false

[@readmarx420]

Lol thats a very well made parody.

[@No-sv6mu]

"Ramen" ☠️ . I fucking love it

[@Dorff_Meister]

Love your videos. This was one of my favorites! I picked up your book as well as the FSM Gospel from Audible - looking forward to both.

[@growlith6969]

I died at the prayer ending "ramen", so many good laughs....Charlie Sheen! Hahaha!

[@thefirsted]

I'm a card holding minister for the church of the FSM. Becoming a minister was one of the highlights of my life. I remember it like it was yesterday. I filled out my name on the website and charged $40 USD on credit and I got sent my ministers card and certificate with an embossed gold sticker thus proving its own authenticity. I'm so proud. Ramen.

[@oscartaylor1159]

I can relate, greatest purchase of my life

[@genstian]

Now, I'm still confussed as to what sauce would be the best to serve with the classic pastafarian dish (spagetti and meatballs), now, traditionallay any tomato sauce is allowed, but sadly i know some spawns of hell that don't enjoy tomato and would like pesto or cheese sauce instead. Its a conundrum, I'm suppose to serve pasta on sunday.

[@Logan-cb7rx]

As soon as i read this i immediatly got registered

[@fairwitness7473]

Ra'men!

[@thefirsted]

@@genstian His noodley appendage does not discriminate based on sauce preference.

[@No-sv6mu]

They took trolling to the max level. 😂

[@frankcarter8399]

This has been popping up on my suggestions a lot lately. I'm glad I decided to watch it.

[@noideaforaname1524]

There’s a story where he gathered 2 of every pasta from ramen to macaroni and flooding the world with pasta water

[@bentonrp]

The Three Wise Chefs brought the baby Spagetti Monster: Parmesean, Boiled Water, and Marinera Sauce.

[@dondragmer2412]

Seven pairs of each species of clean pasta; those that were thoroughly boiled and drained.

[@AnoniMous340]

Of course the Flying Spaghetti Monster is real, I have seen it in my dinner table! Ramen!

[@holdonwhatsgoingon5551]

exactly that’s is all the proof you need for his existence

[@nunosousa2635]

RÁMEN!!!

[@Paul_Ward]

May your spaghetti be al dente and your meatballs just right for the lady

[@knisch.knecht]

Ramen!

[@illuminahde]

May his noodley appendage touch your life with good tidings. Ramen

[@ObsidianFallen]

A quote that always stuck with me was "believe in God but question the teachings of man." Or something like that

[@saliarivera3302]

I love this channel so much. I always watch your videos all day while working from home. Keep it up! You made me laugh there at the end by the way 😂

[@orionim]

"Magic Babies" As a christian, i choked on my food, and laughed it down until I finally swallowed it whole, cried, and then laughed again.

[@definitivelylostcause]

R'amen

[@blob1010]

רשץקת

[@donotlike4anonymus594]

Why.......why....... (Why Christian... Or any religion actually....) Just why............

[@softyzz69]

@@donotlike4anonymus594 why not?

[@donotlike4anonymus594]

@@softyzz69 I just can't understand this need to believe in bulllllllsnit... I get that there are some moral guidelines and such in religions but religion is out dated and should not have any place in a secular modern society....

[@Bambino_60]

Clicked on immediately when I read “people worship pasta”

[@remylebeau7258]

We both know Americans can't make pasta. This is culture appropriation

[@angelikazawadzka23]

And we all know it's actually not thag hard an not that tasty

[@Bambino_60]

@@Darenz-cg9zg you have a point there

[@lisell000]

I worship pasta on my channel

[@wlr1589]

Love it. Thank you for all the hard work you put into these videos.

[@Boop__Doop]

This religion is actually pretty chill

[@AscendantStoic]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster feels like Cathulu's younger brother 🤣

[@thhseeking]

If you mention Cthulhu, you must mention, very quietly, the Blind Idiot God Azathoth...may he never awaken!! :P

[@AmberPeall]

Other way round, Cthulu is the FSM's little bro. They're regularly seen hanging out.

[@secretpanda64]

I know I can't be the only person thinking of string theory as noodle theory.

[@susanzoeckler4926]

You are not (knot?) alone

[@chemicalwinter7726]

😂😂😂 this is by far the most amazing 20 minutes I've spent in 23 months. Fukin brilliant and I'm enlightened. Thank you from the bottom of my existence. Thank you

[@alexfolfy1657]

The "Ramen" closing got me so bad 😂😂😂

[@iiiiii5772]

I want that statue of Yoda I just saw. It makes me believe in the force. 3:15

[@estefanolivares4159]

I am one with the force and the force is with me

[@GigaChad-tx2we]

TRUEEEEE

[@perfectbotgreg5119]

All hail Master Yoda May the force be with you

[@Diamantenvogel]

There's a religion called jediism, might be something for you ;)

[@seththebeatmxchine]

And he said unto his father "forgive them, for they know not to pull me out of the water a little early and finish me off in the sauce!"

[@gngg7019]

Ramen

[@furiousdestroyah9999]

R'amen

[@peterSobieraj]

ramen

[@shaggyspade2468]

Ramen!

[@davis3816]

Ramen

[@warnabrotha95YT]

Me waiting at a bus stop for 20 minutes screaming "WHAT?!"

[@igf_d4189]

I died at the "Ramen." after his speech omfg

[@derpderpus6075]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is just like Jesus Christ: they're both served with wine and bread.

[@frisco1594]

Idk man I’m more of a Jesus Christ with Mac and cheese and sprite kinda guy Edit: damn this thread did not age well

@David Williams totes yummies

[@qui3tstorm793]

@@frisco1594 Nah, If you're not going to mock other religions like Islam to the same degree and intensity then don't bother.

[@ItzLight]

@@qui3tstorm793Good English very much indeed

[@Skylancer727]

@@qui3tstorm793 It's more satire on pointing out cognitive dissonance of the major religions as a whole. It doesn't really matter which it is, but since the US and west in general is primarily Christian, why would you expect people to mock Islam in similar consistency? Plus many Americans barely even understand what Islam even says. No reason to attack something you don't even know.

[@kindredtoast3439]

This man pronounces pasta and pastor exactly the same way and I think I grew about 3 new brain cells as a result of having to distinguish between the two.

[@autobotstarscream765]

Well, if it _grows_ brain cells...

[@davidmaheengun2672]

Its called irony. Pastafarians refer to their ordained pastors as pastas. He isnt actually saying pastor; he is saying the person's honourific title which is pasta.

[@matthewweller8716]

I love how when he showed “raindeer” he showed a picture of a herd of elk😂😂

[@AngryCanine]

showing images of religion and sneaking in one of Yoda from Star Wars got me lol

[@s3beastan409]

The yoda statue when he started talking about different religions 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Varietyvibe_comedy]

Its called jediaism

[@dorthvoder9375]

I can confirm, we follow the ways and teachings of the force.

[@mechamedeamigo3984]

Don't you dare mocking our proffet Yoda you filthy herectic

[@Aegox]

May his saucy tendrils fill us deeply with glee, and may we never starve again.

[@estefanolivares4159]

Ramen

[@coconutpog596]

“May his saucy tendrils fill us with deeply with glee”

[@jimboonie9885]

@@coconutpog596 sauce?

[@ryynerwicked2762]

Out of context this comment is extremely dirty lol good job

[@shockwave_edits9568]

Ramen🙏

[@Insert_Bland_Name_Here]

I actually know a guy who showed up for a wedding as the best man, wearing a colander and pirate costume. Nobody could tell him not to, since there's a thing known as "freedom of religion", which includes the freedom to express that religion in public places. He also argued that he should be allowed to wear a colander and eye-patch in his driver's license photo, since it's religious attire, but that didn't slide, unfortunately...

[@jep9092]

I'm absolutely gonna walk around with a colonder on my head now and see if anybody gets it

[@zephyr_5293]

I love how a whole religion is made to show the flaws of other religions

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

But wasn't it actually made based on that episode of that Dinosaurs tv series from like 1990 where they make up a baked potato god?

[@BananaWasTaken]

@@medexamtoolsdotcom is there evidence of this Or did you just think that if two different people had a similar idea they must be linked

[@titijijo1047]

@@BananaWasTaken “could” be evidence for the SM.

[@T00FAST4L0VE]

Have u seen the ‘Last Week Tonight With John Oliver” episode where good ol J.O. creates his own ACTUAL LEGAL church called “Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption” in turn exposing the bullshit mega-church tv pastor dudes and how they use non-taxable church funding to buy planes, houses, luxury cars etc. ? If not; YOU SHOULD!!!

[@masterofthedeathwing2839]

they only seem to target 1 tho

[@Fau499]

I just love how he said "Can you believe how close we are to christmas? My how the year flies when the whole world is going to shit", I even chuckled

[@thej3799]

🌻

[@geoffkeller5337]

And 2 years later the world is still going to sh1t...

[@Space_Toasty]

"Magic babies" lmfaooooo

[@trillpaint3001]

i LOVE how popular that Futurama episode became

[@derPetunientopf]

Thats some good content. In Pasta we trust, Ramen!

[@peterSobieraj]

Ramen

[@hammerite6418]

“The pasta descended to earth in mortal form and boiled for the sins of man ” - Ramen 16:3

[@charlesballard5251]

AH SAY YAY-ESS BUH-TOTHAS AND-A SISS-TUHS!!!!!!! CAN AH GIT A RA-MEN???!?!?!!?!

[@dangeredspecies689]

Ramen

[@macoi3008]

😆😆😆

[@psychmaestro8528]

R’amen!

[@FharishAhmed]

NICE!

[@FharishAhmed]

@@simonscott5104 Anybody with a gluten allergy is a member. lol lol

[@thequacken2659]

I just imagined a japanese jesus with 2 meat balls in his hand yelling *mama mia* ..

[@holdonwhatsgoingon5551]

@@thequacken2659 wouldn’t that be Italian

[@thequacken2659]

@@holdonwhatsgoingon5551 ya know Spaghetti

[@joebaumgart1146]

May all who read this be blessed by his Noodly Goodness! In the name of the Pasta, The Sauce, and The Holy Meatballs!

[@iansnipes4722]

You’ve just died, and at the gates of the afterlife you’re met by the spaghetti monster, everything makes sense.

[@vinceadams662]

A friend of mine is ordained in this church. He doesnt know it yet but he's going to officiate my wedding

[@gunfighterzero]

officiate your wedding

[@vinceadams662]

@@gunfighterzero thank you

[@bas919]

"You can't prove the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist; therefore, it exists."

[@xitcix8360]

But what about this event I read in a book that would prove you wrong?

[@redcorruption4561]

Yesn't

[@allhonesty848]

I've been saying the same thing about Big Foot.

[@gj9157]

Flying spaghetti can't melt steel beams.

[@xitcix8360]

@@gj9157 Do NOT doubt the almighty power of our father

[@bettyswallocks6411]

‘Spaghetti Theory’, like String Theory, but saucier.

[@domico5838]

It takes big meatballs to say such a thing!😉

[@thegamingeye6619]

I love the ending part lol

[@Stuit3rb4l]

Pastafarianism: The religious answer to questionable religions...

[@Goldmonk991]

Ramen!

[@itznukeey]

So all of them

[@derPetunientopf]

@@itznukeey Dudism is fairly reasonable.

[@bornstar481]

Ramen

[@Solotocius]

@@itznukeey Everything is questionable if you give special care to it

[@MyBallsUrJaws]

"may the great flying spaghetti monster rouse himself from his stupor and let his noodly appendages ground each assembly member in their seat...-Ramen"

[@RealJustinWillock]

Every day I see one of these videos I become more surprised there is no podcast for this I would love a podcast...

[@leiladekwatro3147]

Pastafarians: fuck carbon dating. We have carbonara dating.

[@gaius_enceladus]

Of COURSE He is real! I was touched by His "noodly appendage" when I got up this morning!

[@creepycat8256]

You might want to get that checked by a doctor.

[@gaius_enceladus]

@@creepycat8256 :))

[@gaius_enceladus]

@alphadawn2015 lennon :))

[@agalah408]

Yeah, well I'm getting jealous because my wife said she'd touch his noodly appendage

[@holly205]

That sounds terrifying

[@thememe986]

If I'm not mistaken you can actually get a pastafarian wedding 😂😂

[@blueblanketlens]

Yes.

[@rogerjamespaul5528]

Great, I will have two pastafarian weddings lightly boiled, thanks.

[@weakness.detector]

yes, also as far as I know u can become a priest, in New Zealand and 2 other countries

[@ricmic2376]

@@rogerjamespaul5528 Pastafarian wedding soup

[@rogerjamespaul5528]

@@ricmic2376 Why does it always have to be He Gods with Meat Balls, why not just once be a She God, with maybe, something like melons instead.

[@EatinPeaches82]

19:21. Wait.....do we tell him thats a pot not a strainer 🤔 NAH 😂😂😂❤

[@crimsonspade4305]

The flying spaghetti monster is unmistakably real. My life has been blessed by his noodly appendage. If it wasn't for the flying spaghetti monster, than how do we explain how beautiful this world is or how we was created?

[@penguinbellyflop548]

I did a presentation for school on this about a year ago. Almost every point you covered, I did, too. Great video! It’s flows well.

[@therealjanz8811]

i hope you mentioned me to? and there are several obscure things about me on the internet also animations and even songs, no idea who made them. And if correct it's possible there are pictures of me on the internet. 😇😇😇

[@gabrielkay6866]

When I was in County Jail, I requested that my religious text of choice, the magic: the gathering comprehensive rules, be provided to me. Apparently I'm not allowed to practice that religion

[@4_14_fan]

I like the Yoda statue thrown in there when showing people with different religions 3:15

[@martingouws3876]

I hope whichever woman I end up marrying some day will agree to a pirate themed Pastafarian wedding. We'll hire an Italian chef to feed the guests and there will be a beer fountain shaped like a volcano

[@g.i825]

"He gathered 100 foreskins" 😭😭

[@Didartie]

when?

[@Gary-Seven-and-Isis-in-1968]

That puzzled me too, so I checked it out. Ouch, I bet that hurt, in fact David doubled it to 200 Philistine Foreskins. The fee for a wife.. That's much worst than Satanic worship or Flying Spaghetti Monster. Worth noting that Flying Spaghetti Monster has his two meatballs intact.

[@hammerite6418]

@@briancooper2833 “The pasta descended to earth in mortal form and boiled for the sins of man ” - Ramen 16:3

[@Ed-quadF]

...and then, Lunch!

[@PaulaLPope]

I swear, I could listen to Arran's voice all day.

[@druid139]

I actually have been! He's informative, has a brilliant sense-of-humour, and a majestic moustache. Keep up the great work, 42! Ramen, from 🇨🇦

[@ez-mi6pv]

3:15 people really out here worshipping yoda

[@jenkem4464]

That Baphomet statue stunt was gold.

[@CM_Burns]

The flying mustache is definitely real tho.

[@thebigdog2295]

That's not a mustache, it's a symbiotic alien creature that controls the human Thoughty 2. (Pronounced Fourty 2) 😄🤣😂😭

[@MinisterEvil]

"Somebody touched my Spaghett!"

[@TheBlackAxe1]

Sorry! My bad. I thought it was mine. I barely touched it though, It was just the tip.

[@MinisterEvil]

@@TheBlackAxe1 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXaUd6WnncqEhKs

[@TheBlackAxe1]

@@MinisterEvil LOL! Nice!

[@logand1726]

This was so informative. Thank you

[@professornuke7562]

I have been a Pastafarian since I discovered it about 15 years back. I immediately recognised that the hairstyle of dreadlocks I had had for 10 years, were in fact Noodly Appendages, and I had bee doing the work of the Lord even before I had them. I had to give them up when the pandemic broke out. His Noodlyness said it was okay, because patients who die if they caught COVID from my noodles can no longer enjoy sacramental spagatini alla chittara #12. That would be a crime. Cooking that for my family tomorrow.