Is The 5-Second Rule True?

[@busystudying6711]

“No officer, I did not punch that man. He just felt the electrons from my fist at a subatomic distance.”

[@danielm6725]

LMAO

[@ayuwoki453]

Lmfaoooo

[@73v3l8]

“Whats the difference”

[@busystudying6711]

@@73v3l8 “my atoms resisted him. Therefore I never touched him”

[@riddhirajbhattacharjya4441]

I heard this joke in an animated video

[@gageslagle7342]

Short answer: no Long answer: you can pick up a car with 2 phone books

[@GoodAtStuf]

Oook

[@sharkcraft8568]

@@Karol-le9bt Vsause man? His name is Micheal Stevens.

[@dylanangel6899]

Thank you

[@Evtascafiltpvadcsflloliltefsat]

Sharkcraft and?

[@ratatouille8185]

Gage Slagle love this comment

[@moo5e471]

I use the "is the food good enough to risk infection from rule"

[@DarkDragonProductions-]

That is a good rule

[@Ezfxx]

good rule 😊

[@deathmetalthrashmetal5746]

laugh my fucking ass off man

[@Sky-de7oy]

good idea

[@jasont.9559]

buuuurn! Are you feelin' it Moo5?

[@mrwakacorp]

I cannot stress enough how great this channel was and is. These trains of thought are so thoroughly explored and so well researched that the usual ten-minute runtime provides a deep pool of research. Thank you, Michael, and everyone involved in these studies. Your work will be remembered and cherished by many!

[@aubriethegreat8175]

Title: "Is The 5-Second Rule True?" 5 seconds in: "Bananas are radioactive."

[@echoskelet]

Wait people watch it? I just stopped after he asked the question...'its always too long ' so i go for the comments..its a lot more enjoyable.

[@henrykcabak7979]

Isn't it why people watch him? That's at least my reason for that, i watch Vsauce for radioactive bananas. Yes i just said that.

[@echoskelet]

@@henrykcabak7979 radioactivne banany

[@GavalsSteel]

Aubrie Elliott Vsauce: bananas are radioactive Me: god damn it Chernobyl

[@chunchunmaru2760]

5 minutes in: Quantum physics

[@maii992]

i can't believe this is from 8 years ago, this man seems so fluent and catchy even today

[@ohalfacoke5329]

That’s Vsauce for you Almost all of his videos are Very entertaining And Informative

[@Goomba456]

Especially since only 2 years before this he created the "masterpiece" super fart bros

[@boobs6143]

Well it’s seems like his camera equipment and the way he talks is from the time your watching it at, crazy

[@boobs6143]

@@cgplays9 can you stop being a bitch lmao

[@wuffalo]

@@cgplays9 oh but you still find ways to be one Bryan

[@MachineGunX2]

Vsauce was VERY ahead of his time. His old videos would still be amazing even if they were made today.

[@WatercraftGames]

Bananas are fantastic

[@blackridge2638]

It was only 8 years ago. Relax.

[@shrisks5760]

V

[@justmehere_]

its more like the videos are timeless, the information is very well articulated and laid out, it's always entertaining to come back and watch, the production quality itself (editing, animation, presentation, etc.) is REALLY good too, and at least for me I seem to always learn something new, or come to a newer understanding of stuff he talked about when I didn't understand it too well the first time or I just forgot. It all makes it worth rewatching in the future

[@WretchedRaymond45]

Dude true

[@crunchyTOP24]

0:48 the way michael subtly drops the banana without a care is just so funny to me 😂

[@Oinkiepiggy]

That fkr plopped too lmao

[@dr.x4529]

Just imagine if he was your science teacher

[@lyfecresent7509]

Nightmares are gonna happen to those people

[@recksroller2220]

Hi

[@neckslicer]

Ngl, would be the best dream come true

[@infogames2724]

Then he will never come to class he will always be in his 'minefield' tuition

[@saranghaettosaranghaedeoji2902]

Noice

[@DeadInside101]

"If nobody saw it, eat it rule"

[@TheBrandonGame]

The best rule

[@helloworld2409]

For me its brush it off rule

[@sonushaw1615]

😂😂

[@kanroji6447]

😂😂

[@DantesInferno96]

My rule lmao

[@Xheooon]

People: “The 5-second rule” Michael: 0:24-0:46 “The 22 second rule”

[@Boomshteck]

24 seconds*

[@Xheooon]

Matias Piredda 46-24=22

[@loriscolangeli6142]

@@Xheooon not true 46-24 = 73 learn math

[@feridebexheti5277]

@@Boomshteck learn math

[@aeuaueuaue4478]

Just a random dude please tell me this is a joke

[@BuckingRachel]

i use the “the dog will eat it” rule

[@panzerkampfwagenviiifromspace]

whoops! i dropped this box of chocolate, grapes, and onions! Buster! Come here and clean this mess up for me, will ya?

[@corbkirb7625]

I dropped my homework 😢

[@rainofrest7778]

@@corbkirb7625 my step sis dropped the soap

[@rainofrest7778]

@@userxy-i4u cus ima horndog

[@mccoyyoung4806]

Is the 5 Second Rule True? Michael: “Well first, we’re gonna need to define “the”

[@sharkprisoner1909]

Solid joke but what about “is”? We need to start at the true beginning lol

[@jackrivera4398]

@@sharkprisoner1909 before we learn about "is" we need to learn about "true"

[@borndrago]

@@jackrivera4398 before we learn about "the" we need to learn what is "food"

[@talktime_s]

Uh touch

[@spamtonneo4630]

@@talktime_s touch? Me?

[@ginjadingo2941]

I have never seen any human being peel a banana like that in the entire history of my existence.

[@freds2150]

Pretty short one then

[@Corn0nTheCobb]

@@freds2150 I'm 31 and I've never seen someone snap a banana in half to peel it

[@freds2150]

@@Corn0nTheCobb lol no I was kidding neither have I.

[@ginjadingo2941]

shabnam noureen it’s actually op. So much cleaner.

[@iatemyshit3800]

He’s pretty genius, I’m gonna start doing that now.

[@ortapmusic]

Here’s an alternative: the catch the food before it touches the floor rule

[@thesillynugget619]

Good point XD

[@faouri.]

good point xd

[@usernametaken017]

point x

[@faouri.]

imagine ruining the chain smh

[@kaiwontwin]

Yeah when that happens it is so satisfying lol

[@Itscotten]

It’s only when Vsause brings up the old KZbin i realizes how old this video is. This content is truly timeless

[@iz_bizz2010]

I dont use the '5 second rule' excuse, i use the 'ive done so many things that are considered gross that my immune system is probably good enough that i dont need to give a crap' excuse

[@g0d5m15t4k3]

Ah the "I'm a filthy ape anyway. What's some extra bacteria?" rule.

[@alexamderhamiltom5238]

covid : "yo.. you guys ｌｉｖｅ like this?"

[@Temerityofficial21201]

@@g0d5m15t4k3 same

[@guy1849]

@@alexamderhamiltom5238 literally “damn bitch you live like this?”

[@samrowe2889]

Lol 😂 samn boat I can eat stuff like chicken that's been left out un refrigeratorted cook it and eat it then leave unthawed chickin in the fridge for several days before cooking and eating it

[@CasualBlink]

Purposefully drop banana* “This is unfortunate”

[@hairyputter5363]

Picks it up. Drops again. Banana:😔

[@majdaasee4744]

Banana abuse

[@LarsXV]

Poor banana

[@marcobonera838]

@@majdaasee4744 Banabuse

[@CasualBlink]

Josiah McGhee this is unfortunate

[@PULVERIZER01]

"Is the five seconds rule true?" *5 min later* "molecular dynamics"

[@Т1000-м1и]

9

[@deedatbogabong7415]

Michael does not fail to amaze me

[@griefing7487]

everything is made of molecules so it makes sense

[@PULVERIZER01]

@@griefing7487 but no one would expect that from a vid asking a simple question such as "is the 5 second rule true?" (barring ppl who know vsause lo)

[@griefing7487]

@@PULVERIZER01 there is no other way of addressing if the rule is true or not without mentioning bacteria and molecules doe

[@AscendantStoic]

2:04 That's why I appreciate the Japanese and generally any households that leave their shoes at the entrance, it keeps the houses a lot cleaner.

[@erinfisher3566]

“is the 5 second rule true?” “no” “and as always thanks for watching”

[@suborgtfo.4433]

Lol haha

[@GodiqMC]

Well yeah basically what e says

[@danielz1666]

Lol that would be a short video

[@freds2150]

"Awesome Imma sub this is really in depth"

[@unsubscribenow9052]

lol you WISH those were his videos so do i...

[@null_s3t]

Michael: "This is unfortunate" no Michael that is a banana

[@tuesdaywithanh]

Top noch dad joke right here

[@craigsnortsfruitshoots2811]

No it’s a fricking seagull

[@pichu2364]

No, its a baby

[@mrplumpkin_x3c]

@@tuesdaywithanh Top **notch** spelling right here.

[@tuesdaywithanh]

@@mrplumpkin_x3c my apologies, I now realize I have a minor spelling error. My point got across, and I actually don't mind getting my spelling corrected in a friendly manner. However, I don't appreciate the dose of passive aggressiveness, and that's the *t*.

[@cameron8529]

"Hey vsauce, michael here. and bananas are fantastic!" *video ends*

[@Max_6200]

Your average 'vsauce out of context' video

[@THE_MR_MAN]

yes

[@mark_thurwanger]

“… and as always, thanks for watching.”

[@THE_MR_MAN]

@@mark_thurwanger *next video plays*

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@THE_MR_MAN See H infinite genocide go wc IV saw go IV saw go IV go giving thin wc job young oh go into fishermen o wc go VA oh egg oh job ad go echo run am do so so so do seem do to go go th th th go go hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop I'll I'll

[@Tim2716]

0:46 fun fact: Michael had the banana on the floor for 22 seconds.

[@dessertlimbo]

I'm faster I catch my food in air

[@noredine]

+Dessert Limbo but there is also aerosolized bacteria ;)

[@dessertlimbo]

Noureddine Madkour DAMN YOU! (but wouldnt it get dirty when I just hold it?)

[@noredine]

+Dessert Limbo Doesn't that mean it was already dirty when you held it the 1st time D: . is this the 1st stage of germophobia?

[@dessertlimbo]

Noureddine Madkour well I'll eat it anyways in air or on the ground :3

[@chuy7880]

+Dessert Limbo embrace the salmonella

[@dospiir8045]

Food : **Falls on the floor** Bacteria : *Match begins in 5 seconds*

[@COLMECTIGAMINGANDMORE]

DoSpiiR unoriginal

[@fluffymuffin_456]

COLMECTI-GAMING AND MORE or is it?

[@decyphxr8329]

@@COLMECTIGAMINGANDMORE I never seen a meme like this

[@recon-m2f]

niceee

[@kek6403]

@@fluffymuffin_456 Nice.

[@ivanchudyk6129]

He:(touching my arm) Hey! Me: Don't touch my electrons bro!

[@dead.and.bloated]

The electrons are repeling

[@naimanura]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@natglenn77]

DONT TOUCH MY FUCKEN ELECTRONS YOU PEICE OF SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ELECTRONS HOW DARE YOU

[@Ersymondequartiere312]

I’ve discovered you recently but I have to admit that every video you’ve done it’s absolutely entertaining 🎉❤

[@ZTorcher]

0:47 When he dropped the banana again, it made me laugh SO hard.

[@mepblep]

What is funny? *Vsauce music starts*

[@a_literal_crow]

@@mepblep What IS "is"?

[@hellothere1600]

haha banana drop go brrr

[@sidicense]

@@a_literal_crow WHAT IS "What is"?

[@APPL3047]

@@sidicense What is "What is "What is""

[@ahard-daysnight6659]

bro imagine the bacterie being like “hold on boys, we gotta wait 5 seconds or els- aw heck they picked it up”

[@dumbass4204]

"Shut up, clock in and load up'

[@williamlucente2599]

cool playlists

[@ahard-daysnight6659]

@@williamlucente2599 tahnk

[@beyondtheaxis8816]

Bro imagine making an original comment 😳

[@kapriolenpfeifer]

I mean, even if they would. The object they are on, for example a hair or dust, is sticking to your food. They got plenty of time moving over. I never understood that 5 second rule. :D

[@illuminant-]

Regular People:“I Dropped My Hotpocket” Michael: The gravitational Pull of the earth forcefully pulled my edible object of matter containing approximately 1,300,725 atoms and 3,679,000 electrons onto the 2 miles in length sidewalk constructed using concrete and thus contaminated it, therefore having it unable to be consumed due to the bacteria travelled onto the floor, contaminating my banana..... *Or Did It?*

[@jacobs279]

Regular People: “Michael” You: “Michel”

[@chronoduck]

*OR DID IT?* *VSAUCE MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

[@illuminant-]

Half-Life: 3 lol good catch

[@climlock8755]

*cue music*

[@edouqrd946]

Foot Fungus THE LAST THING YOU’D WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEONE’S FOOT FUNGUS

[@robinmc142]

5:09 I remember having always wondered why and finding out on this show and commenting on it on my now deleted youtube channel 4 years ago :(

[@nicolaognibene6147]

Like Bart Simpson once said "if they fall on the floor then you want them more, because they come with extra toppings"

[@sharon-gm3ih]

Lmao

[@barbara-annemcgregor1769]

Let’s not think about modern Simpsons.

[@prestofuoco]

v... OH NO I HAVE 180 BACTERIA ON MY FINGERS But where.. are your fingers? To understand this, we first must know the formula of infinity, and understand the Banach-Tarski paradox.

[@shuumo453]

Andre Winkel LMAO fuckin yessss

[@moistsquish]

Andre Winkel amazing

[@zeroc977]

This portrays how this guy explains shit.

[@mg-ve2zf]

*vsauce music intensifies*

[@lordaaa9945]

raw sauce no ketchup

[@legboi8743]

Me:picks food in 4.99 seconds Bacteria: *ANGRY AS FUK

[@Adambenhmida0000]

llol your channel sucks nice name

[@aaa-vx8ke]

But it gets on in a millisecond

[@alex-mr9qr]

llol your Channel sucks

[@Adambenhmida0000]

SleepyGaming r/wooosh

[@coolcatcastle8]

Xbox_ Gamer r/woooosh

[@Baller628]

3:35 so no officer, I did not body slam that kid

[@fluffyminxy]

0:24 "This, is unfortunate"

[@Dasmanfred]

great meme

[@funnyfish9360]

That is so funny

[@carsonl7150]

My favorite part of the whole video.

[@Yaboythatguy]

h Gaming this is meme worthy

[@mega_micro]

@@Yaboythatguy Yeah, would be cool if that was a meme

[@afonyauk_real]

I swear to god, this person has an answer to every single midnight thought I have

[@breazy832]

Like why are you still single

[@coolxg4357]

@@breazy832 The forecast says it will be very Breazy tonight.

[@Itsokay650]

True

[@MostDopeBrandon]

God*

[@rentataro]

@@MostDopeBrandon lol?

[@jynn5697]

The longer you watch, it's getting deeper and deeper. And it all starts with a simple question.

[@amuserearflap1031]

Porn dialogue 101

[@ayushshah2103]

Kekky that’s what she said

[@Bruno-gb1gi]

@@amuserearflap1031 lmao

[@eternalxagony]

_Ten Minute Mark :3_

[@RandomnesssE]

Thats gotta be one of my favorite Vsauce intros ever

[@Mihomike]

How about the "my immune system can handle this" rule :D

[@TheWalf999]

Still dangerous

[@Mihomike]

I can handle the danger ^^

[@daappr]

fun and games until you get salmonella

[@adamsanders6614]

whats salmonella?

[@daappr]

its a disease that turns you into a salmon

[@cesruhf2605]

Me when my food touches the floor: “Just gotta go faster than the speed of light, far beyond the speed of light. You gotta break the rule, Barry, and you gotta do it now.”

[@mon-kp1pw]

5 second rule is not true

[@sprinkleman8103]

@@mon-kp1pw thats what he’s saying

[@naturalistmind]

The problem with being faster than light is that you live In darkness

[@maremike2691]

@@naturalistmind Or do you? First of all let us discuss the alphabet... .. . . And that is why a USB cable is considered a mammal

[@desperado3236]

Depends on what you mean is not true.

[@just_colon7727]

VSauce: Drops a baby Also VSauce: Goes prone and points at the baby saying "This, is unfortunate."

[@chargytheproducer]

xD

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

Then quickly follows it up with "... Or is it !!"

[@just_colon7727]

@@xxCrimsonSpiritxx kzbin.info/www/bejne/in-VZpqeoMuah6M

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

@@just_colon7727 exactly xD

[@sugoik2133]

@@just_colon7727 L

[@varietygamer1839]

I Came To Watch Him Simply Say “No” But Some Reason It’s A 10 Minute Video.

[@godspp802]

I feel so smart when i watch these.

[@ee-ud1tf]

Thought your name was "just a Black"

[@matthewrada1758]

@@ee-ud1tf lmao

[@noresearch7658]

Same I'm on a sick day so I watch this

[@sipsimies1588]

Indeed yes hmmm

[@qzzqz4963]

But in reality you stay as dumb as at the begining

[@friedchicken3375]

"Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. And bananas are fantastic." -Michael

[@oz_jones]

Rad even

[@princeofasturias]

**5 minutes lates** : "So we gotta understand what dirt is"

[@friedchicken3375]

@@princeofasturias Hahah

[@davinfriggstad9731]

lol

[@davinfriggstad9731]

lol

[@ericgaudette4309]

I use the “give it to someone else” rule.

[@aliyildirim5343]

Hell is filled with people like you...

[@ericgaudette4309]

Ali Yildirim I’m looking for new recruits all the time.

[@170subscriberswithnovideos8]

legend

[@centipedism]

Jerk

[@icehot900]

Asshole

[@SamuraiCake42]

0:29 I say the 0 second rule. I believe it transfers almost immediately.

[@Slutology]

imagine someone telling vsauce to shut up and then he's like... *what IS shutting up* ?

[@rykeranimations74]

Whoever tells him to shut up must be crucified.

[@faiyaz167]

@@rykeranimations74 messed up, but i agree with you

[@Slutology]

@@rykeranimations74 yes

[@friedpancakes266]

And then he goes to shutting a door

[@shadowstormd6697]

you cant actually shut "up" or can you?

[@gelato5709]

Just wait for 15 minutes and bacteria is legally allowed to leave

[@johnm1048]

Espada kurosaki lol

[@fortnitefilms4552]

Actually, wait 0.000000017 and it gets dirty... soooo wait 0.0000765 and u can leave according to ur time which is 4500 times the 5 second rule. What am i even saying?

[@iluvmyswamp7948]

I laughed out laud

[@deezy4am383]

Lol

[@super_1036]

lol

[@Cat-sl6bo]

My brother lives by the 5 century rule

[@jbgamingbeast1013]

That’s actually really gross At least you are not your brother

[@blazen_gaming3290]

LMAO

[@youtubespg13advisor48]

Me too.

[@tylerszulkowski6828]

At least it isn’t the 5 eternities rule

[@penelopejohnson8042]

I live by the yell at the top of my lungs when my foud tuchs thi flor.

[@jookie8469]

I love that vsauce is so high quality and formulaic enough to wear they're all timeless, unless of course the research he used gets disproven in the future, but it'll always be entertaining atleast

[@xxjojoxx-35]

* *thinks of all the things I've eaten off the ground* * F.

[@kenzo5782]

*f*

[@shibiku8916]

I'd think same and say.. yeah, our immune system is op ;D

[@xxjojoxx-35]

@@shibiku8916 it is OP but it have a waterslide for cancer cells. *F*

[@Mrpabo.]

Have u ever eaten and mushroom?? Then ur body is half dead

[@aldervic6293]

*F*

[@hippotripo6145]

“Some call it the 10 second rule.” Do they want to get the plague?

[@sinnerthesinful552]

I use the 3 second one just to be safe

[@yeetedbot]

Well so far there is no banana plauge oh wait

[@bayglman]

I use the 0 second rule.

[@alimohsin496]

PixelMiners 0.99?

[@Haris-bg4jy]

@Rafael Khristian Arce Hernandez can you tell me the location of the funeral?id like to come

[@tijj]

I like how he dropped the banana on the ground and ate it even past 10 seconds when he disagrees about the 5 second rule

[@nerdienew911]

It doesn't (usually) kill

[@jbgamingbeast1013]

Lol I know. It was probably safe for editing purposes.

[@firerabbit811]

I think it's because of the point he made almost at the end...

[@anjubharti4327]

FOR SCIENCE

[@nerdienew911]

I think the person who commented this didn't watch the end.

[@mrzaphkielYT]

If you press W you add 2 times more bacteria to your finger.

[@thebroboards]

W comment

[@wigley7610]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[@wirkungsquantum4568]

W

[@daniboi_oneninefive]

W

[@hiuer1945]

"93% of our shoes are contaminated with fecal matter" Thanks I hate it.

[@tarambukis-c2q]

r/tihi

[@willbornot2915]

Including the inside.

[@PepitoStyleMC]

I know that full picture on your profile pic. Nice

[@prinxipie1037]

I just had a flash back, when me and the boys had a daring game And... We licked all of our shoes...

[@marques5635]

I licked it before for 10 bucks I was fine

[@KimiiiRaikkonen]

I love how Michael is asking questions, and it was actually what I wanted to question. Then he answers it. It's like a teacher, who actually define things on such a level that I feel really satisfied. It's pleasant to watch Vsauce content. I don't like answer on "It just is like that".. Thanks for creating all this content, that me in the end of 2019 is still enjoying.

[@EtherBotGames]

+

[@rbird39208]

Yes that way he doesn’t leave you hanging like. 5 year old “but why”

[@pastamasta702]

Vsauce is one of those youtubers whose video style never really changes and I love it.

[@That_weird_mf]

Fr😭

[@supahcooldonut8390]

check the oldest videos tab and watch... lol

[@charliezard-_-8174]

I remember I had a friend in primary school, she was a little strange. she dropped a piece of cheese out of a sandwich and it stuck to the pavement outside and then she picked it up swiftly and ate it straight away, saying "10 second rule" as she chewed on a gravelly cheese slice

[@Mystixor]

7:40 God how I miss the days of old KZbin.

[@prymexxxx]

The content. Maybe. The website design. Not so much

[@Vicus_of_Utrecht]

I miss Geocities.

[@shreyashzade2379]

Michael: Floor comes in contact with our shoes. Asian households: I'm about 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

[@NaoNakashima]

Add Russia to this list too.

[@فيصل-و5ح3ج]

I don’t get it explain please

[@leozack2]

@@فيصل-و5ح3ج Asians usually walk barefoot in their houses

[@فيصل-و5ح3ج]

leozack2 Thank you

[@salty_3k506]

Also Germany/Europe

[@despg]

Me: *drops banana into pile of mud and dirty water* Also me: "It can wait 0.999 femtoseconds."

[@aceman0000099]

By the time the second molecule touches the mud, the first one will have been touching it for a femtosecond

[@aceman0000099]

@snarl banarl the repelling of electrons of distinct molecules

[@drownindesigner]

Harambe HD nuts in 4k 😱

[@ZombieBrine1309]

@@drownindesigner no

[@talktime_s]

@snarl banarl dun dun duuuuuun

[@BlackLynxioRoblox]

0:24 "This is unfortunate" still cracks me up

[@jaronstrat]

0:44 Vsauce: *picks up banana and eats it* *proceeds to explain stuff* 5 seconds later *drops banana*

[@MultiBattleblader]

That honestly pissed me off so much.

[@funnyvideo-vn9kl]

The Banana is probably bad

[@scottaddison1844]

Love how he just drops the banana the first time and says "this is unfortunate" and then right after he says that he drops it again and doesn't care

[@mrbalz5404]

*licks phone*

[@ryandupuis5860]

Wrong video😂

[@reesjohnson]

The only thing more fantastic than bananas is the first 4 seconds of this video out of context

[@cubedlemons804]

Doctor: are you aware of how he died? Mom: he ate to much god damn bananas

[@matthewrada1758]

Lmao

[@System-ru5yt]

@Pyromanic Gaming Or can they?

[@nikhilpolekar8325]

@Pyromanic Gaming more kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIvdqaB_aqd6fLM

[@bottboygamer2402]

@Pyromanic Gaming are you challenging me

[@quadrodetic3369]

@Pyromanic Gaming ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?

[@martin1trash750]

“Bananas are one of the most radioactive foods we eat on a regularly” *ONE OF!?*

[@Sevendogtags]

Everything is radioactive.

[@alottachilotta]

four is looking at u they me it’s ONE OF the radioactive foods we eat regularly. So there’s more foods we eat that are radioactive.

[@skan5728]

@@alottachilotta like potatoes

[@Jay-gs3fi]

@Harry johnson lmfaooo

[@OGrupxe]

Love me some nuclear waste in the morning.

[@thegoldennuggetyt]

Is the 5-second rule true? Short answer: no Long answer: 0:00

[@ALIALI-yp4dp]

😅😅😅

[@brysonsirus7747]

The whole point is to explain the answer scientifically so you can learn..... Ok??

[@skinwalker_schizo4526]

@@brysonsirus7747 r/woooosh

[@Adry_v3]

@@skinwalker_schizo4526 more like r/teacher wannabe/woooosh

[@ruper0]

@@skinwalker_schizo4526 this is not reddit you can remove the "r/" now

[@thewonsler]

If you're wondering if took him 23 seconds to eat the banana off the floor after he dropped it.

[@johndemesa5196]

"Hey Vsauce, Michael here and Bananas are fantastic" What a great way to start a video

[@powerstation0872]

Now I want a damn banana

[@disgameboydood310]

*S U C C*

[@MrWumbo-ck8iy]

"Hey Vsauce, Michael here. And bananas are fantastic"

[@davidgalindez4856]

Michael for the next Doctor on Doctor Who!!

[@uchuuu]

Or are they?

[@usernametaken017]

no homo

[@helloworld1768]

Brother: crying because I hit him Mom: why did you hit him?! Me: I didn’t even touch him Mom: yes you did, I saw you! Me: 2:50

[@christopheredobor8985]

😂😂🤣

[@armando429046]

How do i save a commebt

[@samsunggalaxya10euser42]

PERFECT EXCUSE!!!👍🏻

[@helloworld1768]

A SAMSUNG GALAXY A10E USER it is, isn’t it?

[@dakshbadal7522]

That was goooood!!

[@baganatube]

If 5 second rule was true, every dip sauce manufacturer would have gone out of business.

[@Creation0111]

There truly is something magical about watching this video (and others like it) as a kid and then growing up and understanding what the big sciencey words mean

[@exhaustedeloise]

same! i used one of his videos for a science presentation when i was about 13, i turn 23 this year and watching michaels videos throughout the years have continued to teach me more things that my brain wasn’t developed enough to understand the first 10 times i watched it😂

[@FT_07]

Me: touches a girl Her boyfriend: STOP TOUCHING MY GIRL Michael: We need to first define touch.

[@فيصل-و5ح3ج]

mohamed kassem محمد كيف حالك

[@Rockmint]

Hey stop feeling my girlfriend's electrons react against yours

[@infinitevirus4826]

you aren't actually touching anything, because atoms are slightly apart

[@mangostestes9371]

YoU cAn'T tOuCh AnYtHiNg

[@weather9405]

@@UntitIed123 thats wrong. watch his original video about touch kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3abo559bqmqatU

[@ky3004]

Brother: MOM HE PUSHED ME!! Me: I didn’t even touch him

[@prwedros4883]

Got it

[@josephthegod3514]

😁

[@la6229]

What, what does this even have to do with the video?

[@theawesomegt1774]

L A since Michael said that we never touch anything due to electrons repelling, this makes sense

[@Mr_BlueBanana]

Ky Truong lol

[@TrateMusic]

6:21 i drifted off for a second and snapped back right at this sentence and wondered what the hell he was talking about

[@SpoicySpooks]

my father calls it the “infinity second rule”

[@liacolon1894]

Hahaha lmao

[@maniacmemes5746]

My father can even eat the blackened banana

[@arandomhashbrown3756]

This is completely offtopic but I love your profile pic, it's a great drawing

[@pashahvh]

@@arandomhashbrown3756 yours is extremely cool too ngl

[@stevecool5081]

your dad is the infinity second rule, he said he’d be back in 5 seconds.

[@pierrotmoon1]

I live by the "I'm not wasting food" rule. Come at me bacteria è_é

[@galacticpulsegaming2877]

we live by the "my immune system can handle this" rule.

[@srnabooz]

pierrotmoon1 Have a nice time paying for the treatment of your salmonella

[@squanchy626]

Pepper Mint Have a nice time paying for healthcare. We get it for free

[@spookeymo]

ITS CALLED SALMONELLOSIS

[@IdoBido]

While you're not wasting food, you're putting your body in great danger of diseases such as salmonella.

[@eonshade6297]

My sandwich: falls down Germs 5 secs later: *hippity hoppity you are now my property*

[@echoskelet]

HAHA

[@daqtheduck6296]

You mean 1 milisecond later

[@rafayaziz3324]

It's free real estate

[@blackhole28]

WW4GT YT you mean femtosecond

[@daqtheduck6296]

@@blackhole28 Shrug

[@robinmc142]

1:13 wat I tried that around a bunch of my women coworkers at both McDonald's and Taco Bell and they all thought I was autistic

[@ThePurificator69420]

today i wish there was a " Dont touch the bat and make a soup out of it" rule

[@carlrubyhjlandnielsen6705]

It should be obvious, but a rule would’ve been good.

[@justacat0]

@@carlrubyhjlandnielsen6705 ikr

[@unknown-mn9wo]

@@carlrubyhjlandnielsen6705 tru

[@unknown-mn9wo]

Sad we need a rule in the first place

[@justacat0]

@James Black and that’s why we need that rule...

[@mycatcoco2603]

0:24 when my parents birthed me.

[@asherphillips5083]

Damn, they called you food!

[@mycatcoco2603]

@@asherphillips5083 sucks

[@blutrashbag]

Same

[@FrankyFeedler]

You dropped on the floor too?

[@alitronem1853]

@@FrankyFeedler yep

[@artmostly]

The clip of Michael eating the banana replayed after being informed of the bacteria results just absolutely killed me ahaha

[@huzzzer6083]

I read this just as it happened in the video lol

[@NovianLeVanMusic]

The choppy slow motion makes it even better

[@bain8renn]

he still does this kinda thing, like when he ate a donut he had in the toilet in the video "how many holes does a human have" from like 2-3 years ago

[@juan_crusssssssssss]

that clip would have been even funnier if it was monochrome

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

It's also funny because he definitely knew the fact about bacteria before eating the banana because research is done before filming

[@gery505]

Imagine Michael getting arrested for Assault, than he just starts explaining that you never 'touch'

[@jadenreynoso8558]

Flash: does the 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second rule count?

[@godlyvex5543]

I don't see why the flash would need a rule like that, he can probably catch anything before it hits the ground

[@Jay-dv8ke]

*Bacteria be like: YoU WeReN't SuPpOsEd To Do ThAt!!!

[@sulfurx777]

Yes

[@chumoholic]

Sulfur X fortnite

[@taniat2590]

it does

[@BI3L1]

In soviet Russia the ground hits the food

[@Kag_Yag]

Miinecon actually In soviet russia food uses 5 second rule on you just some first hand experience

[@dafke5124]

In Soviet Russia, there is no food

[@melissajones6330]

Miinecon lzloskzlsklsllss

[@ghostdragon3868]

In America the bodies hit the floor

[@Majestic469]

Doesn’t matter cuz 5 second rule

[@VinayKumar-vu3en]

She: I'm pregnant! Vsauce: wtf! I never even touched you!

[@vijayrahalkar1253]

Underrated

[@henrypecha]

“Or did I?”

[@vijayrahalkar1253]

@@henrypecha lol.

[@SirKolass]

:Wtf! My electrons didn't even react to yours!

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Henry Pecha *vsauce music starts*

[@qo3398]

I one thing I actually learned from Vsause and have been implementing in my day to day life after watching dozens of his videos is the banana trick

[@layna6736]

This dude is amazing, I don’t know what it is about him. I just feel smart while I watch him.

[@hamadan.6018]

Ikr i feel like a nerd while i learn facts to use in a arguement or to show off lol

[@icecoldwolfz]

An then forget everything in an hour

[@9rg_]

simp

[@hamadan.6018]

@@9rg_ brrrrruh

[@Buttclinger]

Same

[@mangmangkimandrewy.7149]

I have a new rule "No wearing shoes while inside of the house rule"

[@hco4203]

weeboo

[@denisdelinger4824]

Every normal person doesnt wear shoes inside

[@General12th]

Doesn't really help. Your floors are marginally cleaner now.

[@denisdelinger4824]

Poisoncontrol30 No, that's just your Country. If it happens where you live, sorry, i hope it gets better.

[@3lo0oo0sh]

Poisoncontrol30 did you watch the video?

[@tubecrazy3000]

It’s so weird to see you show old websites that were currently up to date. I remember KZbin being that way and it was so customizable

[@BoolFalse]

do You have any good resources for that ??

[@breazy832]

Shut Up

[@tubecrazy3000]

@@BoolFalse what do you mean?

[@tubecrazy3000]

@@breazy832 no u

[@pacingBlue]

9:11 shocked to realise how old this video is by the ancient mobile phone depicted here

[@lfe4242]

Me: "types V" Michael as I'm doing it: Way to go, you just touched 6810 bacteria Me:😐

[@matthewrada1758]

Lmao Ok i have (6810×46) bacteria Do the math im too lazy.

[@ishnoxx]

Matthew528 313,260?

[@gram.]

@@matthewrada1758 k

[@exari_]

Matthew528 274660?

[@mxwitcher]

@@exari_ 313,260 in precise, where did you get that anyway? Mental Math?

[@corporal_cake8328]

This is exactly why I bleach my food before I eat it.

[@AlexCoburn]

smart

[@casper14301]

CoreyTruscott joke

[@Nina-ko5tc]

I'm waiting for the day bleach jokes die.

[@astranox240]

Mr Teepawt impossible. If you frink bleach your entire stomache will start to bleed and eventually you either die or get medical help, where your entire stomache will be removed and your intestine will be connected to your mouth. Since you will not have your stomache who could break the food into super small portions, you need to blend every type of food into a liquid to go through your intestine

[@jcb2472]

Astra Nox It's a joke

[@godofwar1880]

Things learned >> 1. There is something called the 5 second rule. 2. The 5 second rule is USELESS.

[@nouph7188]

Wait you didn’t know about the 5 second rule before watching this video, were you living under a rock all your life or what

[@sneakyratsniper]

I mean he’s lucky to not know what it is because I actually believed it at one point and I was eating anything idropped on the floor lol

[@flexingonemhouses2324]

I did not know it either

[@nibletti]

@@sneakyratsniper I saw this video when it released and I still do and I’m fine.

[@godofwar1880]

@@sneakyratsniper LOL 😂🤣

[@EJSana0716]

I’m starting to watch your older videos! Good times 🥰