Sorry for the trauma but I had to share this with the world.
@Jakewebmaster83 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellbrothersproductions no shit Sherlock
@edgelord83373 жыл бұрын
Luigi learns about a bad man from ww2.
@mitchellbrothersproductions3 жыл бұрын
@@Jakewebmaster8 I hope you'll all Forgive me for what I've said!
@Jakewebmaster83 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellbrothersproductions I forgive.
@THE_VATO3 жыл бұрын
Really?
@eeveeforsmashbros22673 жыл бұрын
I like how one of the options for “What is Alchemy?” Is “The belief that the world is flat.” I find that to be hilarious.
@sprucebadger82293 жыл бұрын
"I hate all these fake facebook news... All they're doing is teaching people alchemy !"
@chloegibbs72043 жыл бұрын
@Fluffy Freak *Full. Mario alchemist*
@isakayyik9663 жыл бұрын
@Rebekah Leonard bruuh
@isakayyik9663 жыл бұрын
They should have used the angry sun for the space question
@isakayyik9663 жыл бұрын
“Who told the tales of the arabian nights?” _kermit the frog_
@OzCroc3 жыл бұрын
1:52 Bowser with a framed portrait of Al Capone is just so funny to me
@_pulstar3 жыл бұрын
not to mention he’s smiling at it
@gauthamkannan8193 жыл бұрын
Man, I quit kidnapping. I'm gonna sell illegal alcohol, like my hero Mr Capone did! -bowser
@scooterthepog37633 жыл бұрын
@@gauthamkannan819 Gold comment.
@edgelord83373 жыл бұрын
Luigi isn't nervous about learning about Hitler. He's looking at how trash the Italian army was during ww2.
@darthmaul74343 жыл бұрын
Luigi probably read about Benito Mussolini...
@edgelord83373 жыл бұрын
@@metaknightSSBU have you ever met a knight? I have.
@Lem_Gaming3 жыл бұрын
As an Italian I died laughing when reading this comment.
@koolaid333 жыл бұрын
@@edgelord8337 :O Which one?
@julioaramayo13043 жыл бұрын
Just wait until you see our, power, surely not the weakest one, bolivian army!
@koplopbopthecatsikune95023 жыл бұрын
Mario out here praying to every religion, no wonder bowser loses, Mario has the power of Jesus, Buddha and Allah on his side
@Andres33AU3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Bowser has the power of Al Capone, haha.
@mechanyu71.033 жыл бұрын
Lol
@joshshrum27643 жыл бұрын
And a space goddess in Rosalina.
@thecommentingnoodle10863 жыл бұрын
And Bowser introduced racial segregation on his bus lines!
@leondelgadillo39033 жыл бұрын
3 gods is still better than 1
@Nasho33 жыл бұрын
I've never thought i would see Mario reading the bible
@joelcomer3 жыл бұрын
Or the Koran
@-username-64423 жыл бұрын
while praying to muhammad at the same time lmfao
@awesomehazimex74103 жыл бұрын
@@-username-6442 Mario is Mr. Worldwide lol
@jv64productions713 жыл бұрын
@Nasho Let alone actually being made by Nintendo
@hadjbenfodil483 жыл бұрын
@@-username-6442 no it a book we dont pary to a book muslim talking
@pedromartins68103 жыл бұрын
I hust imagined a toad Hitler telling his fellow toads to exterminate the goombas
@BeALight-i3z3 жыл бұрын
Wait.. would that make Mario an anti-semetist?
@themyofmy3 жыл бұрын
@@BeALight-i3z
@hilacopter40233 жыл бұрын
I'm a Jew, does that make me a goomba?
@pedromartins68103 жыл бұрын
@@hilacopter4023 yes, but you're Goomboss and toad hitler ain't for that shit and leaves you alone
@1Thunderfire3 жыл бұрын
Bowser has various races in his kingdom but the Mushroom Kingdom is 99% Toad.
@Hugelag3 жыл бұрын
Man, early Mario was something else.
@Soupfromcord3 жыл бұрын
@Ashton yep
@spongefan1553 жыл бұрын
@Ashton The Person Who Released Would Be Fired
@koolaid333 жыл бұрын
fun fact: the man went to Vietnam on your Game & Watch and blew his enemies up with their own bombs.
@trashcatlinol3 жыл бұрын
that's an understatement. the 90s were wierd.
@oreocreme4503 жыл бұрын
@@trashcatlinol and to think that they were the best times
@familyaccountgilbert77813 жыл бұрын
1:52 *DEEP LORE:* Bowser looks up to Al Capone
@rapogirl13913 жыл бұрын
And Peach has Type O blood.
@familyaccountgilbert77813 жыл бұрын
@@rapogirl1391 she also has a taste in alcohol since she not only knows how to make some, she is seen drinking it in the Japanese version of Super Mario Kart
@dmcmusiclover29953 жыл бұрын
So that’s how he became Al Koopone!
@dmcmusiclover29953 жыл бұрын
I guess it’s because he’s a villain.
@familyaccountgilbert77813 жыл бұрын
@@dmcmusiclover2995 Why
@BluestCapybara24003 жыл бұрын
"Who was Che Guevara?" *shows Mario and Luigi with Mexican Hats*
@QuaggledMireclops3 жыл бұрын
Why.
@BluestCapybara24003 жыл бұрын
@@QuaggledMireclops idk
@MexicanDragon20003 жыл бұрын
@@BluestCapybara2400 Creo que es porque en Japón y Estados Unidos creen que todo lo relacionado al español viene de México 😔 Pero Che Guevara y Fidel Castro se reunieron en Ciudad de México antes de iniciar la Revolución Cubana, así que es medio justificable.
@Andres33AU3 жыл бұрын
For some reason, when I skim-read the title about revolutionary, and saw the Mexican attire, my mind raced to Pancho Villa or Emiliano Zapata.
@nicolasglemot67603 жыл бұрын
Same with the question about Cervantes writing Don Quixote
@jackmoon8243 жыл бұрын
0:22 Honestly that poor "bear" being forced to work while Mario watch through a window is more disturbing that just mention Hitler in a educative question cause is STORY.
@dabluepittoo-aqua42133 жыл бұрын
Depends on interpretation. On one hand, Mario could be watching maliciously as the Bear stays in slavery, or he could be trying to break him out of there.
@littlevirus35623 жыл бұрын
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 or, he's like: "what is-a going on in here?"
@StormVII3 жыл бұрын
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 Look right above Mario's head. I think that's a panic droplet.
@jeremyriley12383 жыл бұрын
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 True, but on the other hand, Mario may be sneaking around like Solid Snake and getting evidence that will allow whatever police in the land the bear lives to shut down the sweat shop.
@dabluepittoo-aqua42133 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyriley1238 That's honestly rather heartwarming. I like it!
@knight2_13 жыл бұрын
1:38 Ah yes, I remember learning about Mario de Lafayette having his head paraded around on a pike by Luigi.
@jerricaleonard21233 жыл бұрын
I thought Luigi was breaking Mario out of the Bastille.
@johnclark9263 жыл бұрын
I like how at complete random the illustration of the card spoils what the answer is lol
@Hibiki-kun483 жыл бұрын
Because is for kids xd
@BeALight-i3z3 жыл бұрын
I’m… pretty sure they all do that to an extent.
@theluckygamer103 жыл бұрын
How does the whisky question do that? It's just Peach looking at all the answers provided
@somedummyonyoutube33622 жыл бұрын
they're for the person asking, the person guessing can't see them
@spittyjr.2181 Жыл бұрын
This^@@somedummyonyoutube3362
@_darkblue16883 жыл бұрын
You’re telling me nuclear bombs exist in the Mario universe... Then WHY doesn’t the mushroom kingdom use them
@BroskiPlays3 жыл бұрын
Haha cuz the mushroom cloud right hahahahhaha
@LuigisLegend3 жыл бұрын
To be fair they are agains it.
@bickerysebastian3 жыл бұрын
the mushroom kingdom isn't american enough when dealing with foreign nations.
@AlphaPizzadog3 жыл бұрын
Because the princess is in Bowsers castles 75% of the time!
@undefined65123 жыл бұрын
Because then the Mushroom Kingdom would become the Mushroom Cloud Kingdom.
@travissmith95583 жыл бұрын
This is the most bizarre thing I have heard in a while.
@dannyboots3 жыл бұрын
Yare Yare..
@overfoxed3 жыл бұрын
LUIGI WAS A TORCHBEARER IN THE FRENCH REVOLUTION LMFAO
@ret62603 жыл бұрын
And Mario don’t seem to care
@santiagocastro63333 жыл бұрын
They were liberating Mario from the Bastille which means that he was an activist for the revolution
@silverhand99653 жыл бұрын
@@santiagocastro6333 To be fair, the bastille only had a few prisoners, and they weren't related to the revolutionaries The people imprisoned there likely deserved their fate. Meaning Mario was probably convicted for grave crimes
@fgfhjfhjfbhfghf57713 жыл бұрын
Modern Mario lore: bland, sanitized, nothing you won't see in NSMB Old Mario lore:
@autumn64fromdeltarunechapter33 жыл бұрын
@@lol-ih1tl id trade that off to see luigi storm the bastille
@hobomike69353 жыл бұрын
@@lol-ih1tl Y'all also had *THREE* amazing tv shows that were really poorly animated and became timeless memes later :(
@KOOPAS12343 жыл бұрын
Get out, TTYD fan.
@LateNightPerson3 жыл бұрын
And a movie from 1993, underrated imo
@claireanela3 жыл бұрын
I’d say most of the Origami King lore is terrifying.
@radianteko3 жыл бұрын
Luigi's reaction: The Italian Army was that terrible? Mammamia…
@TommyDeonauthsArchives3 жыл бұрын
Dude, be happy you lived in Brooklyn!
@davemiller6383 жыл бұрын
Luigi: I must show this to Mario
@ciclon56823 жыл бұрын
@@davemiller638 i know luigi.. *i was there*
@davemiller6383 жыл бұрын
@@ciclon5682 And?
@ciclon56823 жыл бұрын
@@davemiller638 *the screams luigi.. they never end*
@kevyjoe4133 жыл бұрын
I have a pretty large collection of Mario Quiz Cards. I liked them because of the artwork (and seeing Mario interact with real world people/objects).
@NintenUnity3 жыл бұрын
Have you considered uploading pictures of them to the Mario Wiki or another site? Not all Mario cards are known and documented and your collection could help with that.
@cosmicspacething34743 жыл бұрын
Do it, send them to the wiki
@ph0oj3 жыл бұрын
Do it bub
@Kyler_Comments3 жыл бұрын
@Cosmic space thing @Phooj you guys sound like when a cartoonish mafia boss says something and the two servants agree with him
@ph0oj3 жыл бұрын
@@Kyler_Comments k
@LarrytheKing163 жыл бұрын
2:40 "Oh wait, I can't read."- Knuckles
@rapogirl13913 жыл бұрын
"Unfortunately, Yoshi can't read."
@LarrytheKing163 жыл бұрын
@@rapogirl1391 Where'd that come from?
@rapogirl13913 жыл бұрын
@@LarrytheKing16 "Something about Yoshi's Island" by Terminal Montage. If you've never seen his chanel before, I HIGHLY recommend it!
@kalko82093 жыл бұрын
1:11 islam mario makes me laugh much harder than it should
@joelcomer3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@cigbhungus33593 жыл бұрын
I heard this when I saw it m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y6aki5d_f66fbtE
@Noexithere3 жыл бұрын
But it's funny lmfao
@masterspark98803 жыл бұрын
Mario converts to Islam 😳😳😳😳 No virus
@Avatar_fan1013 жыл бұрын
No its not funny
@puffy31763 жыл бұрын
5:23 Red Luigi is canon now
@capadociaash80033 жыл бұрын
OH that isn’t Mario!!!
@originalcomment48183 жыл бұрын
Luigi commits identity theft and is persecuted by Bowser under royal law.
@mikewellsworth54773 жыл бұрын
epic
@captnpan3 жыл бұрын
red green mario
@johnvida34269 ай бұрын
Mario: Red?! Red Luigi?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@awe92173 жыл бұрын
7:30 ah yes, Kermit The Frog, my favorite storyteller! also is it just me that's trying to solve these quiz cards?
@julioaramayo13043 жыл бұрын
Nope, i also try to
@AceAureus3 жыл бұрын
Me three
@Shantae11883 жыл бұрын
Some I did already know the answer to
@trashcatlinol3 жыл бұрын
i was until i got distracted thinkinh how they should have packaged it with Mario's time machine.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives3 жыл бұрын
You think King K. Rool has a picture of Jesse James?
@edgelord83373 жыл бұрын
Luigi being Italian should know a lot about Hitler.
@Wings_Of_Nightfall3 жыл бұрын
He just returned to Brooklyn after god knows how long he's been in the Mushroom Kingdom. He probably just forgot every bit of history from his home planet.
@TheSherriea13 жыл бұрын
@The skywalker is here Mom* and Dad or Mum and Dud* You Fool!
@Typeright3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSherriea1 B R U H
@blade54453 жыл бұрын
@@TheSherriea1 dafaq
@dtmgamer10193 жыл бұрын
2:46 The new Dr. Mario DLC is looking great
@colorfulkitsune3 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate the fact that bowser has a random portrait of Al Capone in his house?
@6t76t3 жыл бұрын
He probably idolized AL Capone.
@clockworkpotato98923 жыл бұрын
Wonder what world you would enter if you where to jump through?
@GlitchBunn3 жыл бұрын
@@clockworkpotato9892 The world of organized crime
@chompythebeast3 жыл бұрын
@@clockworkpotato9892 Chicago
@AlexGameOver_133 жыл бұрын
You don't have one?
@jeffindecheirobom84363 жыл бұрын
"Who told the tales of The Arabian Nights?" *_"Kermit the Frog"_*
@businesscat253 жыл бұрын
it's true
@BlueGaming-hp2ho3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp 7:27
@deniselero99283 жыл бұрын
I guess muppets are canon in Nintendo now
@gamerawesome64dd913 жыл бұрын
@@BlueGaming-hp2ho kERMit ThE fEoG
@hilacopter40233 жыл бұрын
I DIED LAUGHING
@juliomorenotellez62943 жыл бұрын
This makes all the Dorkly Mario animations and Game Theories videos look like Cartoon Network actual programming
@jaylenney3 жыл бұрын
The good ol' days when you can add someone dying and kids would find it okay.
@commandernemex34783 жыл бұрын
Nah, they can still add people dying.
@DoctorNovakaine3 жыл бұрын
This video is so cursed that it won't even work normally. I can't watch it unless I'm in an Incognito window. Love how a significant number of those cards just give the answer away in the picture.
@diamondmemer97543 жыл бұрын
Ah yes My favorite desert Christianity
@diamondmemer97543 жыл бұрын
@yeet where I'm from i call them Chinese kids
@diamondcom85453 жыл бұрын
With a hint of crossy flakes.
@-username-64423 жыл бұрын
people think we christians go to church to learn about god BUT really its just a dinner party
@BroskiPlays3 жыл бұрын
I always had cristianity when i was at my grandmothers house back in the days. Mmmm how delicious that was.
@diamondmemer97543 жыл бұрын
@@-username-6442 what churches do you go to?
@Probably_JENOVA3 жыл бұрын
Welp, I can see most of these pictures becoming meme material, if they already have, that is. The Dr.Seuss picture is cute though. Never thought I’d see an official Mario artwork featuring a nigh-crossover like that.
@Hibiki-kun483 жыл бұрын
Islamic Mario XD
@_pulstar3 жыл бұрын
ah heck nah i don’t see mario prayin to allah
@hadjbenfodil483 жыл бұрын
@@_pulstar me too bud
@jeremyriley12383 жыл бұрын
@@_pulstar Or reading the bible since Nintendo of America is strict about religious symbols and figures in Mario games as well any other game Nintendo makes and they release in North America.
@_pulstar3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyriley1238 i was just quoting a meme i saw on discord
@woodencookie75473 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but 9/11 also happened in the Mario universe, as it talks about airport security
@jerricaleonard21233 жыл бұрын
But these were made in the mid to late 90s.
@jakes15663 жыл бұрын
@@jerricaleonard2123 Mario predicted 9/11
@MomazosDFC3 жыл бұрын
@@jakes1566 Mario did 9/11
@normanclatcher3 жыл бұрын
World 9, Stage 11 The _real_ lost level...
@chrisbautista67843 жыл бұрын
4:30 never would have thought to see Mario wear the Cat in the hat’s Hat and Luigi eat green eggs and ham
@RetroMediaMan962 жыл бұрын
It is pretty cool though. Makes me wonder if Bowser would dress up as the grinch or something.
@johnvida34269 ай бұрын
My Version Of Luigi: HIS POOP WILL BE GREEN!!!!!
@themetalgamer98643 жыл бұрын
2:46 None of the above. By feeding Hungry Lumas lots of Star Bits.
@tv_moviex3 жыл бұрын
07:56 The Beatles' final paid concert of their career took place on 29 August at Candlestick Park in San Francisco, California. The band played to an audience of 25,000,leaving 7,000 tickets unsold.
@rosemarienaagas65213 жыл бұрын
in 1970,The Beatles are splitted after the last Album(Let It Be) in Abbey Road Studios!😍
@yunusbilgic51843 жыл бұрын
and stadium is still here and useful.
@Gemarald3 жыл бұрын
This is top tier comedy right here. There are so many good ones here like Bowser staring at a picture of Al Capone like "One day i want to be as great as you" or Mario reading the bible, nothing beats it.
@diamondmemer97543 жыл бұрын
Who told the tales of The Arabian Nights? Kermit the frog
@yunusbilgic51843 жыл бұрын
yeah. 1001 frogs named kermit. last kermit tells arabian nights.🤣🤣🤣
@hippotripo61453 жыл бұрын
3:40 Yoshi’s pissed because last time he was at an airport he was apprehended by the authorities for attempting to flee the country due to tax evasion.
@kirbcon92433 жыл бұрын
3:34 Mario, you have a freaking cape just fly up there
@OfficialOacus3 жыл бұрын
That's a scarf...
@kirbcon92433 жыл бұрын
@@OfficialOacus It looks very similar to the cape from super mario world
@lols27133 жыл бұрын
I mean, it makes sense. If he falls down he can just glide and not break his legs
@cpmc11643 жыл бұрын
He needs to build up Speed to fly
@OfficialOacus3 жыл бұрын
...
@logannottheonefrommarvel99173 жыл бұрын
5:22 Red Luigi strikes again
@julioaramayo13043 жыл бұрын
OH GOD, I DIDNT NOTICED THAT
@supermantoy3 жыл бұрын
This is hands down the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
@sephirothone-wingedangel64843 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite mario character,Hitler
@ghostxd22763 жыл бұрын
They stole him from persona 2
@bucketbutters8663 жыл бұрын
@yeet sucks that they removed him from mario kart 7 and 8
@normanclatcher3 жыл бұрын
@@ghostxd2276 And _they_ stole him from Super Famicom Wars.
@masterspark98803 жыл бұрын
@yeet I actually used a hitler Mii for some time trials in mario kart wii. I wanna get rid of it but i cant beat my old records
@conservativedemocracyenjoyer3 жыл бұрын
@@masterspark9880 hahahaha
@colinledoux78363 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know Nintendo did this back in the day.
@obitwokenobi98083 жыл бұрын
If Hitler exists in the Mario universe then Stalin probably does too!
@Riolupai3 жыл бұрын
communism in mario
@grantwilliams25713 жыл бұрын
If Hitler existed in the Mario universe, that means the Holocaust happened in the Mario universe which goes with religion existing in the Mario universe which means that Christianity might be practiced in certain parts of the Mushroom Kingdom which means that a Toad Pope exists, which means that he preaches the word of a Toad God. If the stories in the Bible are, in fact true, that means that a Toad Jesus died for the sins of Toadkind which means that other religions like Islam exist in the Mario universe which means that homosexuality, abortion, euthinasia, etc. were at one point criminalized in the Mario universe which means that Pride Month exists in the Mario universe. To top it all off, the fact that Middle Eastern countries exist in the Mario universe (as confirmed by these quiz cards), this means that a Toad Bin Laden once existed in the Mario universe which means that ISIS and Al-Qeada exist in the Mario universe which means that 9/11 is canon to Mario. If we look at Prohibition supposedly being canon, then systemic racism existed in the Mushroom Kingdom. This means that Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr, and other black rights activists existed in the Mario universe at one point. The original commenter's point about Stalin existing in the Mario universe at one point also stands. This means that communism exists in the Mario universe, which means that edgelords exist in the Mario universe, and so do memes. If memes do exist in the Mario universe, that means that Reddit, 4Chan, Twitter, Facebook, and other social media exist, which means that the Internet as a whole exists, which means that all types of sites exists in the Mario universe, which means that KZbin exists in the Mario universe, which means that Susan Big W exists in the Mario universe and... well you probably get the idea by now... TL;DR: If it exists in our universe, chances are that it exists in the Mario universe.
@apersononlineyes65543 жыл бұрын
Pol pot must've existed too....
@Dryfloorsign3 жыл бұрын
also with nukes existing that meant some teenagers kidnapped the first president of Indonesia (before he was president)
@DeltaOdyssey3 жыл бұрын
@@grantwilliams2571 Interesting observations, although we aren't sure if Abrahamic religions are only toad religions, as mario odyssey shows us how there are other cultures and species besides the toads and browser's army, including normal humans.
@julioaramayo13043 жыл бұрын
Most of This is actually creative rather than cursed, i say most, most history ones are cursed
@littlevirus35623 жыл бұрын
True
@cyclops82383 жыл бұрын
4:27 that one is just straight up adorable.
@MiguelMem3 жыл бұрын
@@cyclops8238 Plumber In A Hat
@ajoajoajoaj3 жыл бұрын
A lot of the information is inaccurate though, like saying ethnologists exclusively study "primitive" cultures and that alchemy was a science.
@psychicchicken52633 жыл бұрын
7:34 Yoshi is my favorite horse. 8:47 "baseball mitt for left handers" *proceeds to show a right handed mitt*
@doodled66293 жыл бұрын
I like to think Luigi reading the world war 2 book is using the “Hello Mario” voice
@Idiotic_B_Purcell2 жыл бұрын
OH DEAR LORD DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT DEEPFAKE-
@hattoripool15333 жыл бұрын
Nintendo was weird in the 90s to say the least
@andromeda_va393 жыл бұрын
@@lol-ih1tl But bringing up Hitler is totally fine!
@symphonyoforder3 жыл бұрын
@@andromeda_va39 Well, since it's educational, it sort of is. The censored content from MK or Earthbound didn't serve any educational purpose.
@andromeda_va393 жыл бұрын
@@symphonyoforder Point taken.
@madmikefollower69393 жыл бұрын
2:48 Powerup farm.
@Post_Stall_Maneuver3 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@DigiPen923 жыл бұрын
5:17 I could be wrong but I think that part of the card was suppose to be Luigi, not Mario since it did had Red Colors incorrect and Luigi is taller and it has two hair thing in his mustache. I think that was copied from Super Mario Bros. 3 Artwork since Luigi was holding Peach's hand to escape from Bowser.
@the_epic_memer5533 жыл бұрын
Here's what i got from this: -Mario tried to steal a goombas alcohol -peach tried making whisky -Mario believes in both Christianity and Islam -Luigi is learning about WWII -peach was apart of a equal rights protest -Mario knows some form of karate -Mario built a road
@jeremyriley12383 жыл бұрын
Also: - Luigi does not know how to read - Mario secretly practices alchemy - Luigi likes green eggs and ham (Luigi likes them, Sam I Am) - Mario's blood type is O positive - Mario is a Beatles fanatic - Peach owns a llama to carry her luggage - Mario taught a horse how to play baseball - Mario and Bowser have the best Dudley Do-Right and Snively Whiplash cosplay - Mario is a referee for not just boxing, but sumo wrestling. - Luigi is actually French
@mangamerchant90023 жыл бұрын
-Bowser idolizes al Capone -Bowser supports segregation
@GiornoGiovannaGangstar3 жыл бұрын
-Mario was part of both the French Revolution and The Beatles
@Dryfloorsign3 жыл бұрын
-Mario didnt knew sweatshops existed -and mario climbs the k2 mountain...or gankhar puensum
@lucasmartinez5703 Жыл бұрын
lol these characters have lived rich full lives.
@ShylahSky3 жыл бұрын
I had alot of these quiz cards as early as 2003 when I was like 6 years old. I never actually cared about the questions, nor could i even read well enough to understand them lol. But I sure enjoyed looking at the art and seperating them into categories with my bro. Like, All cards with Yoshi on them, all Peach cards, Luigi cards etc. I havent looked at these things in forever, so this video was pretty funny lol IIRC, The manual it came with has Yoshi's name incorrectly translated as "YOSSY". XD Always find the imfamous Yossy translations to be humorous.
@Cheviix3 жыл бұрын
That's really cool! Memories like that are always a treat to think back to. I remember doing something even weirder. I had around 50 mario plushes, and I spent an entire afternoon taking pictures of them on a terrible quality camera. The reason this was so dumb is that I didn't just take normal pictures of the plushes. For every single one, I took a picture from every angle. Forward, left, right, backwards, above, below. For all 50 or so of my plushes. I have NO idea why I did that and it was a complete waste of time. Obviously didn't even use the pictures for anything.
@KrabbyPatty99Archive3 жыл бұрын
Now how did you sort cards with many characters?
@tiruliru11893 жыл бұрын
_Who is Stalin?_ A. The general for Soviet Union B. Sus C. A giant russian meme
@sprucebadger82293 жыл бұрын
All of the above
@dengeki34143 жыл бұрын
B
@ProGremlinPlayer3 жыл бұрын
The other two answers are too obviously wrong.
@dengeki34143 жыл бұрын
@@ProGremlinPlayer dude, stalin is sus
@Sir.Fithers3 жыл бұрын
D. All of the above. (With the exception of the comment thread.)
@thewallisgone3 жыл бұрын
4:35 Mario has committed vehicular manslaughter in that vehicle, I can see it in his soulless eyes
@Idiotic_B_Purcell2 жыл бұрын
Ohh, so THAT'S how Paper Mario came to be.... How about: After flattening everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom (and beyond) due to becoming slowly insane over years of stomping turtys, Mario realised that, being the only 3D resident left, he might as well flatten himself to look like them (because he's crazy like that), therefore he hopped right off the steamroller and lied down in front of it, to immediate success. No one died in this whole fiasco, but he then proceeded to kidnap a flattened dog and give him a mushroom, turning him anthropomorphic. The dog then managed to maul him and escape to create his own universe with these new powers, essentially becoming the god of it, hiding in plain sight. And that's also where PaRappa The Rapper came from. The end. *:-)*
@PeterGriffin113 жыл бұрын
It's kind of ironic seeing Sweatshops brought up in a Nintendo game when you realize Nintendo has apparently been benefiting from chinese forced labor camps.
@Riolupai3 жыл бұрын
Oh
@squidcultist00223 жыл бұрын
Real global capitalism moment
@Hammi4Real3 жыл бұрын
They probably had these cards made in sweatshops too.
@Riolupai3 жыл бұрын
@@Hammi4Real :(
@chompythebeast3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's the number one company in the number three economy on earth. What company of anywhere near that size _doesn't_ exploit Chinese labor?
@swiftwisp80893 жыл бұрын
I never thought about this before but if real world countries exist in the Mario universe, where would the Mushroom kingdom be located?
@NintenUnity3 жыл бұрын
Not sure if I remember this correctly but I believe the Mario cartoons portrayed the world in Mario as being located in a parallel dimension of the real world.
@darkmegazero67223 жыл бұрын
Didn't The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3 take place both the mushrooms kingdom and pipes that lead to the real world?
@samyb45663 жыл бұрын
Nintendo Unity Oh yeah. Plus it was also shown in the Super Mario Bros movie from 1993. Although the atmosphere was not the same as in the cartoon or games.
@DigiPen923 жыл бұрын
De'Wayne Welch Yeah, even Mario is Missing did have Real World involved as well.
@retrofan49633 жыл бұрын
@@DigiPen92 It's because originally in the Mario lore back then, It's established that the Mario Bros, Pauline, Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr came from the real world(Brooklyn specifically). And the Mario Bros found the pipe that leads to the Mushroom Kingdom. Even Shigeru Myiamotto back then describes Mario as a plumber from Brooklyn. Nintendo seem to try to retcon that lore in the modern Mario games though.
@julioaramayo13043 жыл бұрын
5:22 You heard of green mario, now get ready for red luigi
@KrabbyPatty99Archive3 жыл бұрын
He also appeared in SMBSS.
@ValkyrieLethal3 жыл бұрын
4:25 Today I learned there was an official collaboration between Mario and Dr Seuss.
@thebman15sgames83 жыл бұрын
5:25 so “red Luigi” is a cononical character now
@marioman12423 жыл бұрын
Therapist: "Bowl cut Mario doesn't exist" Bowl cut Mario: 7:50
@lyly_lei_lei3 жыл бұрын
My Therapist who is Barely Qualified to be One: “Bowl cut Mario is real and he will hurt you.”
@edgehead26953 жыл бұрын
I demand this go viral, and I want Nintendo to release more cards immediately.
@wobblebubbeeakasham81183 жыл бұрын
7:24 Ah yes, I remember being told the stories of the Arabian nights by Kermit the Frog.
@user-yf1qt8uz3c Жыл бұрын
Imagine him telling one of those stories in that voice
@Mike142643 жыл бұрын
2:20 I bet this is why Mario dons a sombrero and starts shooting around in the anime, where he goes to meet the Old Man.
@jambon27303 жыл бұрын
1:38 When Luigi has enough of mario stealing the spotlight
@kostaspolyzos65402 жыл бұрын
Wdym? He's going to rescue him just like what happened in the French Revolution
@tjmario643 жыл бұрын
At least they got good taste in humor, intentional or not.
@MaxwellRomig3 жыл бұрын
I love that at 5:18 you can see that somebody just used the art of Luigi, Princess Peach, and Toad from the Famicom box art of Super Mario Bros 3 but recolored Luigi red. Like his mustache is the same and he is still taller, its just funny.
@JugularJohn3 жыл бұрын
The funniest part about this, Nintendo existed BEFORE World War Two. Hell, even World War One
@rainbowspongebob3 жыл бұрын
2:12 toad: *let’s make this karrot fresh and attractive* rabbit: *me eat*
@pepperonipizza82003 жыл бұрын
4:18 Haha, Mario! You are bangin the princess!
@AlanDSi3 жыл бұрын
Theres so much to talk about, like new characters for future use But man, Luigi stealing peach again by pretending to be mario, dude what's wrong with this guy
@pchound59623 жыл бұрын
0:57 That explains how Peach got drunk in Japanese Super Mario Kart.
@KoroPSI3 жыл бұрын
2:16 Toad adding chemicals to food is the best thing ever.
@hollistered47803 жыл бұрын
I, as a Muslim, love the Muslim Mario one. It just looks like something I might’ve seen in Arabic storybooks that helped with reading.
@RandommBoyo3 жыл бұрын
That Luigi panel is gonna be a meme material
@theplinko98403 жыл бұрын
Eh, the only ones I’d call “cursed” would be the Hitler and Ché ones
@KrabbyPatty99Archive3 жыл бұрын
And the sweatshop.
@awesomehazimex74103 жыл бұрын
Lmao apparently Mario reads the Bible and Koran as a side hobby
@Calvin_Coolage3 жыл бұрын
I don't know man that Rosa Parks one is cursed as shit because it implies Bowser discriminates based on race.
@KrabbyPatty99Archive3 жыл бұрын
@@Calvin_Coolage Of course he does, he hates Mushroom Kingdomers.
@Calvin_Coolage3 жыл бұрын
@@KrabbyPatty99Archive Fuck you're right.
@L1M.L4M3 жыл бұрын
7:52 I cant believe Mario had that yee yee *coin sound* haircut one time
@eliecerrojas4662 Жыл бұрын
“What equipment is necessary for windsurfing?” They misspelled snorkel as ‘snorkle’ lmaooo
@lpgumba1743 жыл бұрын
I do not see that as bad as most other people, it does make sense for kid products at the time. But still, damn
@ramdem-87583 жыл бұрын
That reminds how in WW2 Disney tries to make Mickey's gas mask i
@razortyphoon93853 жыл бұрын
Luigi be like: Wow, this Hitler guy must have a killed alot of people!
@susankornas26133 жыл бұрын
2:30 They predicted the flat Earth memes.
@williamwyant3 жыл бұрын
Christianity being “a collection of stories by Hans Christian Andersen” is just a really clever answer
@powareguo86693 жыл бұрын
I love how in 3:49, there's a mexican Mario, but Miguel de Cervantes and all the characters from "Don Quijote de la Mancha" are Spanish.
@jonthej3 жыл бұрын
1:25 Bowser looks like a mix between his modern design and the super show design.
@lightninstriker103 жыл бұрын
90's Nintendo: "We absolutely REFUSE to have overt depictions of Religion and Alcohol in our products!" Also 90's Nintendo:
@johnlenn0n3 жыл бұрын
I officially identify with Beatles Mario. 7:52
@CoddyBoiy3 жыл бұрын
They'll be looking back on this video in history classes in 2120
@vegansoylentgreen7323 жыл бұрын
Time traveller: knocks over a chair The future: 1:08
@miguelr2463 жыл бұрын
"Who was Che Guevara" (an ARGENTINE revolutionary) *Mario & Luigi wearing mexican sombreros and sarapes* BRUH
@KOOPAS12343 жыл бұрын
2:03 Mutahar is gonna have a field day about this.
@MadhuManikpuri4163 жыл бұрын
Who's mutahar ? I only see peach is wearing saree and Mario neta ( indian politician ) type clothes it's kinda funny it's not cursed 😄
@KOOPAS12343 жыл бұрын
@@MadhuManikpuri416 Mutahar is an Indian-Canadian KZbinr known for his alias “SomeOrdinaryGamers”, he does news and opinions on various media like “Twitter is Horrible” and “Nintendo Hates You”.
@MadhuManikpuri4163 жыл бұрын
@@KOOPAS1234 oh is that so didn't know that sorry
@jerricaleonard21233 жыл бұрын
@@KOOPAS1234 I mostly knew him for Haunted Gaming.
@Chubby_Bub3 жыл бұрын
These are all hilarious, some more than others, but the most _cursed_ one is the first.
@julioaramayo13043 жыл бұрын
2:52 thats a bit more cute rather than cursed
@tamsuemomwife8 ай бұрын
The stars fucked
@GhostShiroyama2 жыл бұрын
11:36 "What heats a microwave oven?" Kerosene 😂😂😂
@Mauricio242713 жыл бұрын
2:18 quite ironic considering Che Guevara despised Mexico
@somebodythatnobodylikes3 жыл бұрын
5:25 Finally, Red Luigi
@mallitz20123 жыл бұрын
1:28 Racist Bowser
@ordinary_magician3 жыл бұрын
1:07 Mariuslim
@paulo5473 жыл бұрын
This is kinda cursed
@ph0oj3 жыл бұрын
shut up
@wetnoodles16033 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's a fun game about history. Holy crap is Mario reading the Bible and the Koran what
@anudayoker3 жыл бұрын
I mean, many say he has traits of multiple ethnic groups, but having multiple religions? Is that even a thing?
@wanderlustwarrior3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting to see an Australian candy bar confused with a drum.
@TheGentleman619683 жыл бұрын
Lets talk about how bowser has a FRAMED picture of Al Capone in his home and is admiring it