Is this perfectly balanced or perfectly BROKEN? | GTA 5

[@Dawnfeethers]

This is the most "lewis just says shit" episode I've seen in a while.

[@unlondun4947]

It’s like that guy that wiped his ass with a goose

[@rich_in_paradise]

Turned into an episode of triforce for a while there

[@dlemming888]

The variable of how cringe or terrible what he says

[@happyguy0105]

We got a monoforce podcast with only lewis today

[@Seruphin]

@@happyguy0105 seemed like people stopped listening and just chatted amongst themselves lol

[@typrim2944]

Duncan desperately hanging on to second by destroying anyone he sees is the definition of struggle

[@arbitrary_thoughts]

It was glorious to watch. 8:30

[@Burner_414]

Highlight of the video right there

[@professorcoms2481]

That last round was so fast and clean. I love how quickly they were able to start killing them with the cars and no one could comprehend it

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

Well when half of them run without checking where the cars are....

[@macavity0866]

For anyone curious, the "I wiped my ass with everything I found and the perfect thing in the end was a gosling" is from the five centuries old book Gargantua from Rabelais Surprising reference in a Yogscast GTA 5 video lol

[@Mystic-Midnight]

It's Lewis (Who does PP) so not too abstract

[@TheAngryDwarfff]

Its a fact given on QI, they probably got it from there to be fair

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

@@Mystic-Midnight pp?

[@phantomfire5013]

@@anthonyschlessman1848 peculiar portions

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

@@phantomfire5013 ah ok

[@thefrogjester980]

Amazing that Zylus’s got his 200th win and no one acknowledged it

[@LiAStudios]

Exactly. He should get a cheese board, just for that.

[@mattBLACKpunk]

@@LiAStudios with cheddar! Fuck gouda, it's boring af

[@magicstew45]

Doesn't count, he didn't announce it

[@VegetaLF7]

@@LiAStudios Two cheese boards even

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

thats because its just zylus, stupid frog man

[@FriendlyKat]

5:45 GTA: "I first tried it the second time" TTT: "It's a one shot if it hits twice" Zylus is one of the wisest people out here it seems. I’m enjoying Bouphe and Osie on the main channel a lot! Lewis out here really saying, “Youngth.” LOL! That last few rounds of Runners VS Drivers was really entertaining!

[@ForeverTraitor]

It's a miracle! They found a well designed death run!

[@Foxzolaire]

It was quite impressive how Dunc held that 2nd position

[@cameronpliner3186]

Its also impressive how Duncan and Zylus used the Duke of Death and probably without even knowing/realizing they can take a couple rockets before exploding.

[@CaptainAw3som3]

Open field, but the whole thing is just constant yellow boost walls that nobody can see through. Like a speed boost cornfield. Make the walls tall

[@shxynee]

I was thinking more so like how they said 'less walls". Instead of a "maze" or continuous walls, make it more like an obstacle course. Some walls that are shorter with gaps, random objects in the way that runners and cars can swerve through. But then again, this also turned out to be imbalanced in favor of the cars once they got the hang of the cars and how to angle themselves and go after one runner with two cars, and the exploit of the explosion.

[@ComXDude]

Something tells me that ballistic body armor wouldn't be particularly effective against a car...

[@mephistovonfaust]

You're absolutely right but tbf... Those cars went ballistic

[@ilyaholt8607]

No it makes sense - haven't you seen Iron Man? The dude gets knocked around at like 100G, but his suit apparently protects him from any acceleration.

[@klaxoncow]

What if you fired a car out of a cannon? Then it would be ballistic... and then the armour just works?

[@Eventide215]

@@ilyaholt8607 That's because his suit wasn't just ballistic armor. It had a lot more in it than that. There are other ways of stopping blunt damage. There's also ways of dealing with force. Especially when you're in a world with advanced tech.

[@deadersurvival4716]

@@ilyaholt8607 And yet, he dies two seconds into his own movie.

[@Pompadour_Pug]

"I first tried it the second time" "It's a one shot if it hits twice" Never change Zylus these never get any less funny.

[@therogueadmiral]

It was hilarious in the moment, so I listened to it again. He actually says "I one-shot it on the second round." I think he meant the second lap, he did it in one try.

[@Pompadour_Pug]

@@therogueadmiral That's exactly what he meant. But that's still hillarious because that would, by definition, be his second try.

[@therogueadmiral]

@@Pompadour_Pug except not, it was as many tries as he took during the first lap +1.

[@Eventide215]

@@therogueadmiral Don't mind people. They're just idiots nowadays. We live in the world of Idiocracy now. He clearly meant the 2nd lap he did it in one try. Every time you start something you don't consider it your 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc attempt.. you consider that your first attempt this time which is what he said.

[@ArticYeti]

Is it just me, or is there something really obnoxious about people correcting someone who's right? It's become a recurring joke that he said you can one shot someone if you hit them twice, like it was completely ridiculous, when he was absolutely correct. You click once, shoot one projectile, and if you aim it such that it hits someone twice with that one projectile, you one shot them. There was no better way to express the idea he was trying to convey. No one thinks it's stupid to say you one shot someone with a shotgun, despite there being multiple pellets. What's the difference between that and the boomerang? And "I one shot the loop on the second round"? Makes sense to me! It would have been better if he said "lap" instead of "round" but there was more than enough context for them to understand what he was saying. Honestly, when they mock him for perfectly normal statements like that it makes them look kinda dumb. It's his second language and their native one. Why is he better at it than they are?

[@SwordTune]

6:52 Yes, you do lose your stem cells with age, but there are different classifications of stem cells. For the sake of growth and repair, adult bodies have quite a bit of multipotent stem cells, which can turn into multiple cell types for a given organ or tissue. Then there are pluripotent stem cells, which give rise to all somatic cells in the body. These are usually found in embryos but can also be induced from differentiated cells for lab purposes.

[@ivaeradon4570]

I love Bouphe and Osie in main channel vids- and I miss seeing BIG LYDS, too!

[@Saltwatertaps]

what happened to her?

[@ZandorClegane]

@@Saltwatertaps She died! She didn't.

[@DubiousJackson]

@@ZandorClegane 😱😱😱 Also big lyds, osie, Bouphe and boba on this or TTT would be 👌🏻👌🏻

[@ComXDude]

@@DubiousJackson Let's get Fionn back in here; we only got one session with them, but the FiZone's antics are always astounding.

[@lukebenjamin]

"one shot it the second time" is the new "one hit kill if it hits you twice"

[@9PlatinumGamer9]

It still makes sense. He did it on his first try, the second lap.

[@doremiancleff1508]

Duncan and Ped were egging Zylus to say it, while the whole snorting baby formula conversation was going on.

[@Tiwack01]

@@9PlatinumGamer9 Yea but that's not what he said :D

[@9PlatinumGamer9]

@@Tiwack01 Still made sense. "One shot it second TIME", not second TRY.

[@HeinerGunnar]

@@Tiwack01 @PlatinumGamer he actually said neither, he said "second round"

[@puttster3]

So, looks like Zylus and Duncan took the right car without even meaning to, the Duke O' Death, all without any knowledge that it was Explosive Resistant.

[@Foxzolaire]

0:24 "Like my new t-shirt?" ... "Very cool"

[@wisecrack4545]

Just as funny was that it was followed up by perfectly timed moment of Lewis introducing Osie right as her GTA character was picking her nose.

[@5thBabbitt]

I've thought this for a long time but the GTA videos have always just been a podcast, with GTA footage

[@grfrjiglstan]

Lewis managed to talk his way into Pizzagate, that's an impressive filibuster.

[@chavvers]

so many good quotes this video but I think my favourite was "Alfred, get the shit goose!"

[@littlepuck7397]

I love how Lewis just pauses and think is this a trick question before answering Duncan 😂

[@Ragetiger1]

GTA V has always been. .. perfectly broken. Duncan is right though, if standing still you cannot walk backwards. The character will take the longest path forward to turn around.

[@VegetaLF7]

Point behind you with your gun, aim to turn around, walk forwards. Literally the reason runners get weapons like flare guns in these maps

[@sticklyman196]

@@VegetaLF7 it's a work around to deal with the inherent problem of not being able to walk backwards, something that has been in games since forever

[@Eventide215]

@@sticklyman196 That's what I find hilarious about people today. If there's a workaround for a problem, if you mention the problem they're like "BUT YOU CAN JUST DO THIS!!" that doesn't mean suddenly the problem doesn't exist or shouldn't be fixed. There's no need to have a turning circle when walking.. If you're standing still do you have to do a giant loop to turn your body around? No. You just turn around on the spot. If you're running then yes you need to do some kind of turning circle.

[@panner11]

Yeah but he had like 5 seconds to do something. He always argues like there was nothing he could've done. But he just sat there like a sitting duck for no reason.

[@raafmaat]

Duncans argument makes no sense! yes it is true his char would have slightly walked forward, but there was no requirement to do a PERFECT turn, he could have just ran around or even ANY direction as long as he just didnt stand still near the car lololol

[@SavageFlumps]

Iron Maiden are still touring guys. Just seen them last week. Massive stage show, fire, explosions and Bruce Dickinson had a homemade looking flamethrower attached to his arm 🤣☺️

[@franciscoborjaescobarsuare5802]

I think Lewis asked for new-ish bands that sold out stadiums like Ghost, that has a lot of following, or Muse (even though they are far from new)

[@fishpop]

Having the stationary detonator in runners maps is a good idea. It stops the attackers from just sitting in wait for someone as it forces them to keep moving.

[@SoulReaverVidView]

The most balanced runner vs car map yet. Thanks for the video!

[@Shhtteeve]

Can we pause and appreciate the lack of Ped hate today.

[@seanburton1589]

Ngl ped used to really grind my gears but it seems he’s grown on me now

[@Wyrd-Oh]

Duncan and Ped sharing the same brain cell at 6:00 is adorable

[@turnip9367]

Duncan was right. Your character will take the longest route if you plan to turn around.

[@HeinerGunnar]

I love how none of them realised Zylus and Duncan picked armoured cars

[@deadersurvival4716]

Because no one cares other than the tryhards in the audience.

[@bugmoon1939]

Zylus said mid video he just picks whichever car looks coolest, and I'd be really surprised if Duncan knew what cars were and weren't armored in this, they just both happened to pick them.

[@PierceArner]

I don't know why, but 20:37 absolutely cracks me up. _"High five. Donc'n."_

[@madmanoliver]

Jesus Duncan fought at the end for that 2nd place in that first race

[@SpydrXIII]

6:55 you're a billionaire. i'm a billionaire... i'm a, billionaire.

[@34toony77]

I grew up in the same place as Bear Grylls and stories around here about his childhood are rampant. The drinking his own piss thing... its said he did that in middle school.

[@WestOfEarth]

Not sure about venues in the UK, but bands like Tool and Rammstein are rocking out to large crowds.

[@jelly_ton1641]

For the conversation about bringing in your own tea to places; it's perfectly fine if you just want the hot water. It's when you start dumping 10 packets of sugar, honey, and creamer for free is when it gets a bit annoying.

[@Martin-dd6rg]

The truth is, the biggest hard rock bands touring at the moment are the same rock bands who have been touring for decades. With the exception of maybe Imagine Dragons, I can't think of a lot of newer rock bands doing the firework stuff. But the greats are still going strong: Aerosmith, Metallica, Guns n Roses, Motley Crue, and so on. They're still the ones doing it the best IMO - although some have aged better than others

[@genuineBenFan]

Ben got that car explosion kill in one shot, the second time

[@theurger7455]

One of the best Yogscast gta V intros, I had to watch it twice ! Also great 2nd place save Duncan.

[@tomdebom1346]

Went to a green day concert recently, they have lots of fireworks and explosions. And sold out all of London Stadium (80,000 people!)

[@premopreoni]

Sitting here lifting weights while string bean Lew-lew insults me 😢

[@bmxdude1337]

It's okay, he'll just apologize later. LoL

[@bryanahearn1218]

I'll tell you what isn't balanced. Zylus racing in a car that can't be one shot by rockets

[@johngalt1494]

Nobody calling out Duncan and Zylus for the armored cars. Multiple times hit by rockets, I guess everyone was distracted by the conversations to be fair

[@deadersurvival4716]

@@johngalt1494 Well, a combination of that, and no one caring enough to notice because they do this as work. They are a _comedy_ channel, not an esports team.

[@thewingedporpoise]

to be fair why was that allowed

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

@@johngalt1494 well they can cheat because cheating is only bad when its ped, based on the comments on nearly every video

[@boowompthecat]

@@thewingedporpoise the car they used isn't counted as a special vehicle its just counted as a muscle car in the game, despite it being one of the best armoured vehicles lmao

[@donb7519]

these car vs runners maps always seem super unbalanced one way or the other more so than death runs or rpg vs maps

[@Eventide215]

Yeah they're a fun concept but the runners are always at a massive disadvantage. I don't really see how you could balance it out though without directly impacting like the car mechanics. I think the only way to somewhat balance it out is to have it so cars can only come from one side and if they miss they have to drive back up to reset. This way they don't just keep repeatedly launching themselves and actually have to think about their attack. This sometimes happens when they like hit a prop and fall down, but that's not enough in my opinion.

[@Skellitone]

The thing is that these maps aren't made for only 8 people to play. With a full lobby, like you'd get in public online, it's much more balanced.

[@Eventide215]

@@Skellitone Depends on the map. This particular one would be better with more people. The others where it's the runners on a thin line where the cars just jump side to side trying to hit them, that'd be even worse with more people. That's just more cars and more people fumbling over each other. Those ones are *always* in favor of the car team. A lot of it is due to how wonky the walking controls are for fine movements. Some of it is due to what I previously mentioned; the cars not having a reset time.

[@jamesddiii1292]

someone tell ben that venti is bigger than grande

[@WeatherMan404]

ben with the big brain play using him self as a bomb

[@kbub1234]

Ok I know they were joking but don't give babies protein powder, formula is a specific thing that is made to have a lot of nutrients and calcium for babies. Protein powder can be dangerous for babies since they are unregulated and can technically have anything inside it.

[@TheWizardMus]

Okay but what about the other can a gymbro use baby powder when lifting weights

[@AlphaNinjaFTW1]

@@TheWizardMus I mean sure but they aren't high enough in protein to really replace protein powder.

[@ShadowtheRonin]

That traction thing she mentioned explains why Bouphe chose the Flash GT the other day. I also used to prefer cars with good grip like that when I played.

[@fishpop]

The amount of times the runners were sent spinning after getting clipped by a car happened way more than one would think.

[@GrouchyGander]

Sorry, he wiped his arse with _WHATNOW!?_

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

3:54 don't know if this means anything, but at the store I work at the baby powder is right next to the nutrient supplements/drinks

[@Illysi]

Zylus “it’s a one hit of it hits twice” “I one shot it on the second try” Oopsie Doopise

[@HeinerGunnar]

He said "on the second round", which was his brain mistranslating "lap" (in Dutch, lap and round are the same word)

[@DarkEnigma91]

The hoverbike would be better if you couldn't hover? Ben, I'd like to introduce you to the Oppressor mark 1.

[@VegetaLF7]

Way more fun to fly than the Mk2.

[@DjDolHaus86]

Stadium rock pretty much died out in the early 90's, Guns N' Roses were one of the last big acts who were filling huge public venues. I think it just became financially impossible compared to playing at smaller, music specific venues

[@BloodAssassin99]

I cannot stop laughing about the glorious "Shit Goose"

[@travishimebaugh8381]

Do you wanna rock? I said do you wanna rock? Cuz I'm handing out free rocks from my rock garden if anyone wants 'em

[@IndustrialBonecraft]

"Do a line of Cow & Gate" - for some reason that made me chortle.

[@pufnbal1744]

The zylus team wins streak continues. 5 Game win streak

[@monteb6276]

That last map was amazing

[@KuroroSama42]

5:50 To be fair, what Zylus said in the original reference was entirely accurate. "It's a 1 shot if it hits twice" - you only shoot the boomerang once, but have it hit twice. It's the same with a shotgun - a shotgun can easily 1 shot targets, but it hits dozens of times.

[@HeinerGunnar]

Same case here. He said "I did it first time on the second round", and in Dutch round and lap are the same word. So in lap 2, he did it in one attempt

[@mrbushi1062]

I need Boughe back in TTT

[@baseballjustin5]

The Duke of death (given to players for transferring save from 360 to Xbox 1) Can survive like 3 or 4 rockets. Or 5 stickys I think, if I remember my numbers right. But it can survive a couple either way

[@KyleDB150]

lewis is getting more derranged every day, and I'm here for it.

[@tanchwa3740]

Where does the rocket bike store its missiles? They're like... as big as the bike

[@HeinerGunnar]

They are actually making a little barrel roll (the actual figure, not the one wrongly called that in Starfox), which combined with the smoke makes it appear bigger than it is

[@remyb9495]

I actually just learned of a really good Indian Folk metal band, Bloodywood. They did a tour I would have loved to have gone to recently but I'm Canadian and they were doing Germany, Russia and the like.

[@c-st4r]

Used to have a customer come to mcdonald's and always ask for a medium hot chocolate but made in a large cup and then topped up with hot water

[@BruisedR]

3:30 oh no, Nan's Milk has made it over to the main channel...

[@Jack_Wood]

Classic Zylus, "I one-shot it on the second time" just like boomerangs are one-shots if they hit twice. Don't ever change please :)

[@deadersurvival4716]

I mean, he's right. You can laugh, but both times he has been correct. You only "shoot" the boomerang once, there's no "callback" mechanic, it comes back of it's own will; and he did it in his first opportunity given the requirement that he put, isolating to the second lap.

[@TheT4Gz]

@@deadersurvival4716 that's the beauty of the English language right there, sounds like it's wrong but it's technically right it's what makes it funny

[@deadersurvival4716]

​@@TheT4Gz I wouldn't say it's the beauty of it, but sure.

[@shxynee]

@@TheT4Gz This, but people keep making fun of Zylus it seems instead of realizing the joke isn't he said something wrong, the joke is that what he said is funny because it sounds wrong, but is 100% right.

[@TheT4Gz]

@@shxynee it's them "i mean hes not techincally wrong" moments that are quite funny to me and they happen in lots of things, tv shows use them a lot for humor aswell.

[@mrrmellowman9649]

The Yogs discovering an oppressor... oh the innocence

[@drizzle8309]

You should see the lineup for Graspop in Belgium. Not sure if there's fireworks, but I'd be surprised if there wasn't.

[@Raress96]

That death run was amazing, more with this mechanic please.

[@SGz_Eliminated]

That goose tangent had be blowing my cereal everywhere

[@sora2339]

high five doncan should be used as a sound effect for a ttt weapon

[@conkeithador7218]

Only Spiff could ever deturmine if something is perfectly balanced or not... 👀

[@Lordborgman]

Thanos.

[@godusopp1797]

Doncan, High Five, What?, Duncan?, SEEDS?! High Five. What?, Doncan.

[@EzekielHateable]

@17:49 omg that was brilliant. Heehhehehehehehehehhe

[@kermitlegamer5126]

Honestly, I was more interested in the “shit goose” than anything else this episode. That shit had me cracking up 😂

[@tyrodiousx1416]

Lewis probably vaguely remembered/ watched a repeat of an old episode of QI. There is a clip of the episode available iirc. This was back when Stephen Fry was hosting.

[@TheLittleBoy009]

4:14 on topic of this discussion: mother's milk ist actually really sought after in the body building scene due to its high protein content.

[@BigSadClownBoi]

Holy shit I'd love to talk to Lewis for like 5 hours straight and just soak in everything he says.

[@franciscoborjaescobarsuare5802]

Re-watching some videos I realized something One of the most famous bits from the early YogPod days is Simon's "I'm 32 years old" and in the last Jingle Jam's Important videos stream whilst watching TikToks he yells "I don't understand! I'm 43! Explain the meme!" That somehow challenged my perspective of time

[@ellieblaber4243]

mr duncan i cant turn around with his flare pistol which you can use to turn on the spot with

[@al145]

"Alfred, get the shit goose" fucking sent me

[@antorseax9492]

Rammstein has big concerts.

[@sorenthekirin3921]

Ped bringing the S tier death sounds with another classic BLULULULULULULULUL

[@Schererpowerer]

I thought it was the return of Spiff to main channel content. Still a great episode regardless.

[@mysterioushiggs]

I hope we see a return of that runners map someday

[@jjdude5531]

Amazing sacrifice kill by Ben.

[@lilly4380]

The runners map just needs fewer health kit pickups. Have some, out of the way, as rewards - but runners heal way too easily in this map.

[@Bammab127]

Death becomes her just came on tv today, so it's a bit creepy to hear it mentioned

[@LordMiante125]

19:04 Leave it to Ben to immediately jump to exploits when the game glitches in his favor.

[@deadersurvival4716]

You say this as if Ped and Lewis didn't find out about it and take advantage of it two episodes ago; or that it wasn't a deal last episode when someone else (I think Ped again, but I can't remember, and don't care enough to check) got the same glitch and still abused it.

[@tigrafale4610]

I mean he used a super weak weapon to mess around for a laugh. He had a massive array of weapons he could've used which he didn't.

[@deadersurvival4716]

@@tigrafale4610 That's also a thing. When it happened to Lewis and Ped, they both pulled out SMGs in a room that didn't have guns or protection from guns. Ped literally won because he physically mowed down everyone else.

[@Chernould_]

@@tigrafale4610 To be fair the noisy cricket can really mess them up in this particular game mode

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

@@tigrafale4610 this isnt the first time ben did it, he used for an entire round on one of these maps recently and no one talked about it, cheatings only bad when ped does it, zylus duncan ben ravs? *comment section sleeps zylus in particular tries his best on every runners map to cheat and no one cares

[@Unknown-qw4pk]

This conversation took a funny turn lol

[@rockysolid4200]

0:48 You can move the camera?!

[@turner0210]

I like the explosion mechanic, but i think the runners should not have had the health packs, they effectively negated most of the hits from the cars.

[@roowco1]

i think its at the very leasst more balanced than normal with the bomb thing

[@boss123ah]

Are any of these maps available on console?

[@coldReactive]

Welp, looks like the edge is comin' back to town.

[@MizuhoChan]

It's a one shot if it hits you twice 👌

[@deadersurvival4716]

Yes, because you are shooting once. The number of times it hits of it gets doesn't add to the number of shots you've taken. It's no different than the shotgun in games. They shoot 10 or so pellets anytime you pull the trigger, but you've only pulled the trigger once, so it's a one shot.

[@TheJaronman]

WAIT... are grande and venti opposite in the UK? Grande is the medium size here, and venti is the large...

[@danmcelhinney8478]

When Lewis said "Mother's Milk" I was expecting a The Boys reference. I'm disappointed.

[@orpheus4282]

osie was changing the timestream near the end there

[@antorseax9492]

Idea for TTT: the Impersonator has an item which can fake what a body appears as, so they can put it on the detective or on a deputy (so they appear as the Impersonator, should they both spawn)

[@saltsmoke]

Idea for TTT. Play more TTT and less GTA

[@fishpop]

20:08 Bleugh!

[@jason.h]

Why is the playlist called Geeeetes? Like it's always been called that and I've never really understood why