Is This The Worst Mario Party Performance In History?

[@SimpleFlips]

yo waddup chain

[@shaxxdefinitive]

yo waddup

[@Snailimp]

YO WADDUP

[@tristanrow4951]

yo waddup

[@scrantondangler8068]

yo waddup

[@Tankotater]

yo waddup

[@WobinOfYlisse]

The timer is kinda distracting there. Have you considered separating it into individual digits and placing them around the screen?

[@TheActionAsk]

Put all the digits on top of eachother to save space

[@MH_Binky]

Put them next to the star counters for each player at the bottom of the screen (ignore the fact that the minigame icon takes up space)

[@ryan7032]

I want it to be a find the digits game.

[@henk4]

I suggest making it invisible 99% of the time but they insert it at 300% size for 1 frame randomly throughout the vide to keep people engaged

[@ethansedai870]

This sounds like something from a DougDoug stream.

[@pipuripuman8040]

am I insane or did the blooper hit an 'elmo's world' at 15:12?? Sounds like his lil song passed through a splatoon filter fr

[@SimpleFlips]

I hear it

[@wtgkanp2431]

Wtf how did you catch that

[@schimnesthaisbasement5015]

wtf, it does sound like that lmao

[@MegaMattShow]

I was thinking the same exact thing

[@OzzyOzrock]

im so glad you heard that too

[@Mr.GobIin]

Love the return of "four turns in one turn" My favorite bit

[@MathyOld]

HE SAID THE THING !!!!!

[@iandanielo]

one of my faves too!! that bit made me laugh every single time, imagine my surprise when he brought it up again

[@0tterhead]

The re Turn of four Turns in one Turn

[@TemmiePlays]

Returnabout is fairplay Fourturnabout is 👍🏻

[@naplockblubba5369]

I quote that almost daily

[@FemMushroom]

59:21 maybe the secret to appearing in videos is to just type in Simple's offline chat at random intervals

[@EdietheKitty]

Matt not realizing that there are 2 more paddles that would have gotten him WALUIGI multiple times is painful for me to watch.

[@mettatonex7221]

Could you imagine if there were illegitimate stars? Like, there's a random chance that one of the stars collected by the players is a counterfeit, and Toad inspects them at the end of the game and confiscates any star that are fake.

[@B1esky]

it would be pretty interesting if you would get more illegitimates if you bought them in bulk at the end of the game or there was an enemy shop kinda thing where they sell them at a big discount but a lot of them are fake

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

That would SUCK

[@EternaMidnight]

Reminds me of the special board game mode Mario Party 5 had where some star spaces had a fake "Ztar" instead, which lowered your star count.

[@thesalsaguy4395]

That is a horrible idea. I would love to play that.

[@azeria1]

​@@EternaMidnightmario ds has that but it was hidden blocks that's right you could lose a star at random

[@AlphaDKFC]

1:38:19 Charvaarghs are the snake-like ones that leap out of the lava in an arc, those wide ones that chomp you from the surface are Magmaarghs, such an embarrassing mistake!!

[@This-Was-Sparta]

What's a Blargg then? That's how I've come to know the lava crocodile type enemy.

[@AlphaDKFC]

@@This-Was-Sparta Blarggs are the smaller ones in SMW, they have much more dinosaur-shaped heads and arc at you like Charvaarghs, but only in really small arcs and they don't leave the lava

[@This-Was-Sparta]

@@AlphaDKFC Oooh, alright. Guess I'm not up on my Mario lore. Thanks.

[@Vulnresati]

@@AlphaDKFC Aren't those the ones cut form SM64?

[@De_an]

I love the idea of Bowser having this super competitive round of Mario Party with the rest of the main Mario characters, and four of his minions get tired of waiting on him and are just like, "Hey, want to take this board nobody else is using and have our own round of Mario Party for fun?"

[@De_an]

And then THE Peach shows up to watch these nobodies play and all of the minions are collectively like, "Wait, hold up. We get to interact with Peach and Bowser isn't here to stop us...? Fellas, the goal has now changed."

[@peanutbuttercracker1]

0:27 Adding another coin to my jar labelled, "When Simple makes a rap reference no one else in the call gets"

[@nateleavy5189]

He’s referenced watsky 3 separate times without ever saying anything about it

[@xenoalvis7866]

[add your own timestamp] whoa that was crazy!

[@TheMirksta]

59:35 (blind timestamp without watching yet)

[@TheMirksta]

lowkey pretty hype timestamp

[@GuitarOfTime0116]

1:09:00 is pretty cool. (I dunno what happens, but it's 69 minutes)

[@nogoaway8208]

0:20 reminds me of something I saw on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick

[@scooby_steve]

28:53 I can't believe that something happens at this timestamp.

[@Gabriel-br3lo]

say it aint so, i will not go, turn the lights on, super mario

[@Rubbly]

19:34 shoutout to Bigtop Burger

[@FruitNDoggie]

I can't believe SimpleFlips threw Mario Party so he could grind more Rune Scape.

[@someone___1240]

He just be stopped!!!

[@RightHandedFridge]

I didn't know it was Mark's birthday today

[@nyurgh1139]

That dude has a birthday every year, it's bullshit.

[@EdgieAlias]

Timer Starts at first minigame announcement, which is speedrunning standard.

[@lennoxmills5297]

The community was in remiss, they had never seen a performance quite like this.

[@Infindox]

I was waiting for one of you to find the flaw in the Turbo dice, not suprised it was Simple lol

[@Stormkyleis]

1:24:46 Funny how because you brought up MatPat once, his face is now forever in the video description.

[@RetroDanii]

6:16 missed oppurtunity to say half a turn.

[@sage5296]

Half a turn... in a car... half a car...

[@penumbra455]

Maybe he didn't say it because it was t o o n e w

[@dippin4dots]

Happy third Birthday this year Mark. Youre growing up so fast...

[@mariosonicfan2010]

simple sacrificed everything for the other half of that car.

[@pockpock6382]

19:35 BIG TOP BURGER MENTIONED 🗣️🔥🔥

[@Peastable]

Simple spent the whole game method acting as a goomba, but he forgot to tell the others to play along. Rookie mistake.

[@joshuaburnett7643]

I like how simple is still on that bowser's big blast thing

[@tremaynebooker2150]

I came to the comments to make sure someone brought this up.

[@catmacopter8545]

5:58 FALSE!!! it would have been 23 turns. 4 taking the place of 1. So 24-1+4. Mods. You know what to do

[@FellVisage]

And we can use this, simple's one failure at mathematics, to prove that he was wrong about bowser's big blast all along

[@TemmiePlays]

it's actually 20 turns. you roll all the dice at once, and on this map you literally can clear all the important parts by going too far

[@masteroak7474]

Matt had such a good time with Waluigi, I hope he gets to be friends with Waluigi irl one day.

[@rheenusthebeanus]

No fair, it's Mark's birthday again?! It's always his birthday!!

[@calebspjute]

The funniest part for me about them talking about the golden block is that I have no idea what they’re talking about or if it exists at all in any game AS I TYPED THIS THEY FOUND IT

[@merebry]

Matt getting introduced to games is so heartwarming ❤

[@OzzyOzrock]

that random ass twitch message at 59:26 LOL

[@cursedbeing3038]

Big Top Burger reference shocked me

[@RaidenX196]

Mario's ears ARE really big, what.

[@senseiusagi6136]

The Turn economy really blew up after you were able to do 4 Turns in 1 Turn

[@ChannelName3230]

Simple wore his bad luck hat

[@lamergamer8211]

holy shit its actually the phill collins song

[@SquidyBandit]

Can't believe Nolan "Rage-quit-won"! Very unsportsmanlike!

[@0tterhead]

I cant believe this is the first time simple has lost mario party

[@FOOD2o]

the goomba being centre in the thumbnail made me think this was a lonely goomba video LOL

[@synthvt]

it is crazy that two 23's were rolled

[@thefoxoverlord]

really funny that somehow none of them got a star on the first lap

[@PhredLevi]

I get that the advantage of having a buddy is massive but the buddy recruitment minigames seem ridiculously long to me

[@helppurru2981]

I miss Roanin in these Mario Party videos 😔 hope everything is okay with him

[@SheepStar8]

The Pokemon channel reference in this video is insane!

[@kingofcrap4414]

I retract my previous statement about wishing Joel was still here. That was the funniest Mario Party video I've ever seen.

[@mikehawk439]

19:34 i flipped (simply) at the big top burger reference that’s like my favorite series

[@spiffywoahitsspiffy]

hey what's up with that hat oh no oh no ohno ohno

[@ImSimmin]

55:46 i love how network askes this and NOONE tells him "yes" so hes just playing the game wrong for the whole time, and noone comments on it

[@budrowconye4928]

Simple really robbed himself of a star twice

[@TehCheat3]

32:20 there's some sound effect in this minigame that is almost painfully high pitched

[@tristanrow4951]

Perfect timing, I literally just finished watching the last one!

[@nova_deluxe]

same lmao

[@Brattleborg]

Why do you keep asking me things like this? I don't know

[@thenarrator6846]

1:32:32 I actually fucking screamed, the mind games were immaculate

[@MangoNvi]

BETRAYAL!!! Me and some buddies started playing and immediately latched onto the betrayal shy guy. It's replaced the yoshi why sticker for me

[@xiutecuhtli15]

This is not the sound goombas make. They need to make super mario galaxy noises

[@DrSabot-A]

26:30 Im gonna use "yeah they arent" so much now, what a sentence

[@Kimeters]

Simple trying to kill another player in a minigame has never killed anyone other than himself in every single instance of him playing ever.

[@SimpleFlips]

I easily have like 5 confirmed W's on trolling people in these games bro come on.

[@alexgama7200]

I thought this was a lonely goomba video

[@ddog9301]

PSA: There is no sticker bonus star, so don’t worry about having to spam emotes.

[@dogonit1936]

i love extra long mario party vids with simple and co

[@kaijucowbelle]

I remember hearing the mushroom tickets are actually like. Game definingly good

[@luigiclone0286]

The funny thing about this is that Simple did really good, but everyone just played extremely good. Simple won the mental party tho so that's a plus

[@spiffywoahitsspiffy]

BIG TOP BURGER MENTION!!!!!!

[@itachixmaster]

The ligma curse continues !

[@pyropuppy8519]

I played mario party 8 recently on the train map and had a round like this where I landed on a red space like almost every turn and every time I reached the star it would be the bowser car, when I finally got one star the guy in first stole it from me in a duel

[@brianjjames1]

I always welcome Simple referencing Stan lol

[@Alexander-oh8ry]

The Star Bonus Star is not stupid, it could actually change the outcome of the game, in case second place wins due to other Bonus Stars

[@Flazlorky]

god damn I love watching simple be malicious in silly games

[@PC-ni6bp]

The writers were really cooking with this one!

[@TheSpoopyGhost]

They got rid of the sticker bonus star in this game thankfully, I remember just spamming that button constantly in Superstars just in case it was that bonus star and it sucked, so glad they got rid of it.

[@Willowposting]

Simple just dropped an Eminem bar in the first minute of the video let’s goooo

[@Reilia_]

we yo wadduping

[@Rowan_A_Boat]

Simple making lots of kids show references this time? Must be taking care of a little cousin or something to bring those oldy goldies back to mind... Or at least that's what caused me to make tons of those kids show references, I could be massively overthinking this.

[@MapleLunii]

Lmfao the ending

[@nateleavy5189]

I wish special guest murkus had been in this episode. I guess that’s what makes him special

[@potatoefacedfox]

Simple, I have so many horrible things in my life, thank you for making me feel like there's hope.

[@bigbrianislarge5046]

Yesssss more Mario party! And I love the edits!

[@Necrodoge]

11:58 TUNA MENTIONED

[@sdsd-f7k]

this video feels like a fever dream

[@lieutenantdann8255]

Simpleflips dropped that bar hard

[@sumbuddy4088]

no whatdown chain

[@TheMirksta]

Correct, there is no whatdown chain.

[@AidenBigNerd]

no whatdown

[@kiensukute]

The announcer sounds like the voice from Stormy Parade

[@Borgorkang]

Dude, i thought this was the best one since 7.

[@Borgorkang]

But the race map is the worst map, lmao. That one did put me to bed

[@NIMPAK1]

You didn't read the rest of the title, lol. Though claiming that Jamboree is the worst one does seem like the type of bait you'd find on a modern youtube channel with everyone unironically parroting that opinion afterwards. Honestly, when it comes to the public consensus of most games nowadays, it really just boils down to what video essay the algorithm chose XD.

[@synthvt]

this is so funny throughout the whole thing, banger vid.

[@ChewyTwee]

WALUIGI LOOK OUT FOR THAT CAR

[@gawty]

he didn't say anything at 35:05 or 39:05... has Simple been impersonated?

[@jdsims9064]

1:26:20 Dang! Joey has never looked more blowey!

[@TheRealMicheal]

I love this new Mario Party

[@TheMrManjana]

Wait does this mean it's Mark's birthday? Happy B-day Mark!💜

[@doctorcrazy8500]

I got second hand embarrassment multiple times this video

[@modestlatios5553]

Simple back again in his 2 halfs a car

[@seldomseenkid7381]

Shoutout to my buddy Jace

[@andrewevenson2657]

Why did simple lose? He was TOO NEW.

[@doogane_]

What’s with Simple’s hat

[@TomaSajt]

1:41:22 it's real, guys!

[@lovesbug]

im here on da scene

[@Tokiko]

Simple played so bad this game that it makes me clench my teeth and shoot steam out of my ears

[@jerrimyhealy5063]

Simple proving he's a master throw artist

[@scrubbybubkinz5264]

oh no special thing for double 7's just 10

[@PMat92]

I think the Phil Collins song they were referring to was “Another Day in Paradise” but I could be wrong

[@TemmiePlays]

you're definitely wrong

[@TemmiePlays]

he's actually referencing the Eminem song that references the Phil Collins song