Isle of Sgàil K|LL Everyone Challenge - Hitman 2

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

The top one percent trapped on an island with a top one percent killer. This is gonna be good!

[@Kaarl_Mills]

*sees profile pic* *Licks* This is the taste of a Weeb!

[@generalantilles2586]

@@Kaarl_Mills I understood that reference.

[@AhegaoWaifuJuicer]

Damn aqua

[@NickSmith-fe7lp]

47 isn’t the top one percent, he IS the top. If you go through the initiation, he says that’s he’s the best at what he does to a lie detector so...

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

@@NickSmith-fe7lp Pretty sure a top one percent of something would still include THE top person/thing of that thing. So what I've said is still correct. I simply said that because I thought it would make my original comment sound catchier.

[@mischaprudon3316]

19:58 47 Seriousness is so high that he just intimidates his own gun into having those 13 bullets in the firing chamber.

[@nickp1370]

Sounds like a Chuck Norris joke, he willed the 13 rounds into the chamber!

[@nothingtoseehere2394]

Random NPC: "...it was overrun by Celts and everyone was slaughtered." Me: It seems history repeats itself...

[@AgentTasmania]

Just the one Celt in this instance.

[@woodworkerroyer8497]

I want to know where the "top 1%" thing came from. 7 billion people, divided by 100, equals 70 million. He didn't even get 70 million POINTS! Not disparaging the game or the video (the video was great!), just talking a wee bit o' math here...

[@AgentTasmania]

@@woodworkerroyer8497 "The 1%" refers to a rallying cry from the Occupy movement several years back, how 1% of the people have 50% of the wealth.

[@AgentTasmania]

@Chase Miller He's scottish. At worst it's close enough for the joke

[@Wasper216]

When you wear the knight armor, you indeed take much less damage from enemy fire. Just like the NPCs do.

[@cals4887]

"parry this you filthy casual" has sadly not been said sadly

[@jovanhardianto4658]

Just like in hitman: contract taking swat disguise increase you health

[@AleK0451]

for some reason the silverballer can kill them in two or three headshots though

[@CopeGaming129]

​@@cals4887because he doesn't fucking use reddit

[@thatcrappyyoutuber1173]

“The working class liked that”

[@wolter1]

What about the inocent janitors and guards

[@oliverpohlproductions8291]

I think he is now Idolized in every settl- GET AWAY PRESTON!

[@brandonj7586]

@@wolter1 a small price to pay

[@bartishier2068]

@@brandonj7586 for salvation

[@bonecrunchermcthackery7229]

@@wolter1 They weren't just any janitors and guards. They were the finest janitors and guards money could buy. The Lionel Messi's of the janitor and Guard world.

[@pommes4947]

That entire "pre-murder-message" has to be one of the greatest moments in bigmooney history

[@Shuichisaihara5499]

Magnus! Is it THAT meeting? Oh fuck

[@ChibiPanda8888]

JEFFREY!

[@Egenix52]

One could be mad about KZbin Censorship. But honestly these intros are funny af

[@brenxbux]

This is what happens when you have a president saying video games cause mass shootings. Also YT sucks at PR and actually doing anything effectively.

[@michaelk8642]

@@brenxbux Can we keep the politics off of the channel?

[@AnUnknownPlayer.]

Michael K he’s tellin the truth though

[@beanverysmol]

Man he only got one ad

[@scifi1522]

@@michaelk8642 unfortunately you can never escape from politics now

[@lewiswheaton8990]

Guy: *burning to death while screaming for his life* Guard: hmmm... someone is causing a public commotion

[@ladywaffle2210]

Would you be surprised to hear that this is not necessarily unrealistic? It requires an incredibly specific set of circumstances, but it has happened before.

[@lunaroja_ph]

Drinking challenge: Take a drink everytime Mooney says "wee" or "hen"

[@Scorpionwacom]

Sure! Let me get some green tea and biscuits.

[@crayola2053]

Andrés Suárez Rodríguez Gonna give people alcohol poisoning halfway through the vid man. Lol

[@ringtailedgamer1061]

I'm drunk now after trying that.

[@ringtailedgamer1061]

And I was drinking water

[@Alex-me9zg]

Are you trying to kill me?

[@papersonic9941]

47: *kills people belonging to the Illuminati* game: "he's killing Innocent civillians!"

[@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036]

ikr i enjoy killing ppl on this map cuz theyu are all assholes anyway....also it feels more immersive....like a guy goes full rogue somewhere on a secret island...noone to come and stop him and noone to help the people.... :)))

[@finisterre2415]

@@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036 Okay edgelord

[@JULEBOL]

hold up

[@Chonksta]

@@finisterre2415 ok thing that keeps getting stolen

[@queen_simp3273]

No, not really, the game is saying that you are killing non targets. If you are also penalized for killing cartel members, armed guards, soldiers, militia men, Yakuza, etc.

[@theproperpotato9508]

Bigmooney without cursing is like football without streakers. It’s not appropriate but it’s the part everyone loves.

[@dunbass7149]

Sneebs Gaming decking hell kinda matches you watching

[@jackbain7805]

😂

[@theproperpotato9508]

Rian Mckaveney the good ones 😂😂

[@mjc-pz9lb]

And that’s a scientific fucking fact

[@ReynardFuchsmann]

Or hockey in the 90s without fighting

[@okuyasu4033]

“this is like a walmart here” i feel like i might go to hell for laughing at that

[@namelessgoat7872]

Why?? This make no sense.. why would you go to hell for laughing at this joke..

[@sheez7734]

@@namelessgoat7872 american shooting joke

[@Hhesu]

One doesn't simply write "kill" in the title without getting demoonetized.

[@GravityGuava]

he technically wrote k|ll

[@Hhesu]

@@GravityGuava yeah that was my point

[@adonisbiju]

r/whoosh

[@Trollpower]

@@adonisbiju is that a Nugget u have as profile pic?

[@hgradio1591]

Kye Bomb demoonitized as in bigmooney.

[@TheGanner1]

"Im coming for you" "Thats nasty mate" these little comments are what make your videos so great

[@AgentTasmania]

Meh My favourite remains “I think you may be boring this man”

[@kingjamesiv9441]

You honestly have the funniest commentary ever , first kill everyone Challenge in Paris , when you told that model “theirs a thunderstorm coming your way “ keep up the great work can’t wait for more kill everyone challenges

[@Toto141994]

I don't know why, but I still remember that line too. It's the one that made me fall in love with him

[@TheWesLesley]

i really like 'spooky ghosts' in the christmas one, also in paris.

[@ashere1801]

Not kill, tickle

[@geronimovegettimoal7960]

That line marks the begining of the legend...

[@Atesz222]

My favourite one was from one of the subscriber contracts on Night Sapienza when he gets into the restaurant in the waiter disguise and starts mopping the table to blend in and as he's doing it he's zooming in on 47's face mumbling "fckn 47 fckn cleanin up that shait" I can't find the specific video he did it in though This episode's comment on the voice in her head is going to be my second :D His "for some reason" video on Battlefield 3 is also memorable for me :D

[@mustafaemrebasaran7701]

That pre-murder message is one of the funniest things I have ever watched. I literally come back to this video time and time again just for that bit. Good job, man!

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

Aww...it's a tickle everyone challenge instead of a---ooohhh I get it.

[@ghostoperator4163]

The Great and Mighty Goddess Aqua he’s tickling everyone but with bullets, knives and sofa cans

[@2purplerefrigerators]

@@ghostoperator4163 sofa cans lmao just keep it like that

[@spacecate70]

The Great and Mighty Goddess Aqua k1ll is a no no word

[@Kaarl_Mills]

@@ghostoperator4163 Burgers and apples too apparently

[@andrewracing6612]

If you look closely at the title Mooney replaced the "i" in "kill" with a line. Pretty clever to get around KZbin's bullshit and if this gets any worse the videos need to be posted somewhere else

[@aaaargl]

for a fluid to catch on fire you need around 50% alcohol volume in it at room temperature. so wine will not catch on fire if shot at.

[@---_---_---_---___---]

33:28 "The Corona treaty has served you well" Excuse me, I'll just be over here in my tinfoil hat.

[@harvey9508]

this is a real prediction of coronavirus because they were saying about the earth fighting back

[@cryptic3675]

Yeah, right?

[@FlamingoSundew]

@Pez people always say the world is changing because it is

[@jean-christophegoetz6948]

Pl

[@numbersstationsarchive194]

He's saying "Kiruna" (a town in Sweden) with an American accent, not Corona. There's some lore about this Kiruna treaty somewhere else in the game.

[@THGirs]

26:00 is the precise moment when that woman decided she was gonna turn her life around chase her dreams.

[@cg9256]

He has done it! Every map in hitman has been slaughtered! Now we wait for the resort... pack your suncream mate!

[@toptricksandtips.1460]

No

[@AlphaLeader42]

@@toptricksandtips.1460 what do you mean no

[@jameslaker860]

@@AlphaLeader42 Sniper maps

[@knochenkotzer2461]

Master difficulty now

[@AlphaLeader42]

@@jameslaker860 u can't kill everyone in sniper assassin without having an alarmed triggered and guards escaping

[@Vanishingink4]

This brings a whole new meaning to the saying “The butler did it”

[@commitsniff370]

I apreciate the fact you put the timestamp for when the actual video starts... But seriously, no one would skip those edits

[@sheiladesnoo8649]

I skip them

[@squarek123]

@@sheiladesnoo8649 47 is coming for you

[@sheiladesnoo8649]

Squarek no he isn't

[@squarek123]

@@sheiladesnoo8649 joke /dʒəʊk/ noun a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. "she was in a mood to tell jokes"

[@rogan_.]

@@sheiladesnoo8649 🤡

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

Bigmooney: "You don't wanna be trapped on an island with some fucking murderous psychopath." The entire country of Australia: "We don't?"

[@expert_fretwork]

"here mate, hold onto this for me.." YEETS broadsword at least 50 meters into dude's skull. God dammit I love this channel..

[@ginganinja7633]

my favorite part of this video is at 7:19 when mooney hits the guard with a brick and someone in the next room says "look alive buddy" made me laugh so hard

[@General_pizza]

"Sir with all do respect, I'm gonna kick your ass" *Gunshots fire* 😂😂😂

[@Stellar001100]

Agent 47: "Shut up, get in and lets seize the means of production."

[@randomh4ck145]

56:27 This is the Hitman equivalent of "Remember, no Russian."

[@jackcarlson4358]

This is probably the only "Kill everyone" challenge where I'm like "... I mean they kind of had it coming."

[@squarek123]

What about hawkes bay?

[@spyrath1935]

Blindfolded musicians :/

[@combineadvisor572]

they're all apocolypse preppers so why not test their preparedness

[@dysphoria_1.040]

Oh, you're an apocalypse prepper? Well guess what? I am the fucking apocalypse.

[@subtleas5h0le]

"I'm coming for you!" Mooney: "That's nasty, mate." Feckin 💀

[@tcgproductions683]

44:30 That sync with the gunshots and music was badass

[@locktock9]

"I dont understand why the broadsword wouldnt work its quite literally designed for this..." me: *puts on historian hat* afraid not my good sir! knights armor is/was extremely resistant to blades you'd have quite the difficult time, what you need is a good mace!

[@thaequalizer3539]

THE CHAPTERS: 1:50 - CHAPTER 1: Heed First 8:14 - CHAPTER 2: Calm & Collected 17:05 - CHAPTER 3: Confusion & Carnage 21:30 - CHAPTER 4: Unchallenged Aggression 29:59 - CHAPTER 5: Slippery Surfaces 35:33 - CHAPTER 6: MoneyBags Monopoly 42:28 - CHAPTER 7: The Cueballed Crusader 54:46 - CHAPTER 8: Southern Justice 1:05:04 - CHAPTER 9: Chivalric Showdown

[@Ghastly_Grinner]

Things they need to do in the next game Bring back first person view. Bring back weapon customization. Add the ability to suppress random weapons. Put in a GPMG and a LMG so Big Mooney can show em whats up.

[@squarek123]

Give enemies lethal grenades

[@Ghastly_Grinner]

@@squarek123 Agreed

[@CassidyCope]

@@squarek123 Only if they can't throw them through walls, if they can also be harmed by them, if they can be thrown back and if just about any cover will shield you from the blast completely.

[@squarek123]

@@CassidyCope no, I think combat should be nearly impossible, it'd make stealth more rewarding

[@czechslav7587]

@@squarek123 It would just probably destroy the game because you would be forced into stealth.

[@Shertowin]

I would mention a specific time stamp but the whole thing is fucking brilliant

[@theimmortalsuperbeing549]

Glad you're back welcome home. That beginning HOLY SHIT IM CRYING you're awesome time for a swear apocalypse 😃👍.

[@osmsmurf9178]

"MIDDLE OF NOWHERE" Isle of sgàil location Scotland

[@AgentTasmania]

Cian OSM I’m guessing outer Hebrides or the like. Nowhere by Scotland standards.

[@firstnamelastname7244]

All the game gives you is "North Atlantic," so It could be anywhere from Scotland to Canada.

[@SirLavaLamp]

@@firstnamelastname7244 Ive tried looking for large structures n islands on google maps lol

[@larsheikewiikmarthinsen9420]

Isn't Sgàil Gaelic?

[@Chonkmeister850]

Wtf is Scotland

[@jowilson5581]

i think my favorite part of this is when you take a few moments out to look at the art while guards are patrolling and investigating and dragging bodies all around you lmao

[@jackbain7805]

On time and ready for this mass murdering keep up the good work mooney

[@mjc-pz9lb]

“Alexa clear my schedule for the next 1 hour 18 minutes and 7 seconds” (actually I need to watch this twice) “Alexa double that”

[@Milkster86]

Also add milk to the shopping list

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

lmao

[@chrisking3354]

49:37 Shot! (double-tap to the face) good reflexes BigMooney06 👍

[@rebelink]

33:53 Famous Last Words: "Do I need to get him out of sight though? I don't think I do.."

[@KorporalNoobs]

You know how 47 disguises himself really poorly but because of NPC logic that just works? Thats basicly what you have to do with KZbins algorithem.

[@voidwalker9746]

Bur when a disguise is compromised Npcs only go after you specifically instead of anyone wearing that disguise, even the people wearing it go after you

[@anna-flora999]

@@voidwalker9746 I'm guessing they are then telling the others about 47's face in combination with the outfit. That's actually not as crazy as it sounds. It really is a thing that people tend to see uniforms more than faces. It's a big problem for it security, for example

[@firstnamelastname7244]

@@voidwalker9746 Underrated comment

[@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036]

johannes Schenker yes and when 47 does some things that might be ok for someone working in that job does, for example a normal police can walk around with a gun but when 47 does it attracts attention....47 isnt a real police, when he draws attention people pay more attention and noticies hes a fake. Like would u question someone wearing police clothes doing regular things but if tjey do something that might be suspicious or that mkes u pay attention its more likely u notice its a fake especially if your a police yourself, and the disguise system could technically work IRL althought toned down

[@briancrompton7440]

57:10 that area of the castle is called the zwinger. More commonly known as “death hallway”

[@detectivewiththesharpteeth1163]

Fitting name

[@railroadmillion681]

brachydios playz yes quite fitting indeed

[@briancrompton7440]

I thought so too.

[@blazedoctopus158]

That was the best intro iv ever seen I loved it so much I hope count richmore "moneybags" Bobbington the 27 makes another appearance 🤣🤣

[@salamidealer]

Nice profile picture.

[@sebaseba6710]

Jeffrey!

[@rubidium3718]

Not after this he won't

[@banjospink2792]

"I need to stop shooting people and focus on running" Shoots another 10 people

[@Madi-yc8xt]

this is literally the funniest intro to a youtube video I've ever seen it makes me genuinely laugh every single time I watch it

[@braydenminnick5649]

BigMooney, your videos are incredible. Keep doing what you’re doing, and keep entertaining us with your incredible content. Thanks for everything!

[@joshuaflint9132]

1:15:08 man this cracks me up every time and it's just pure Mooney. Once again, thanks for making me smile!

[@samuelthayre6134]

This just immensely improved my day

[@TeaSquiffy2]

15:00 was just on another plane of existence. Truly mesmerising

[@the_nautillus9176]

I can't stop watching 1:02:43 that guy really hated the prank 47 did to him lol

[@isthisnametaken6618]

Who knew Mooney had such a great old man impression...? 😅😂

[@skyjackson2887]

0:15 *JEFFREY!*

[@zandrello]

favorite part: Guard: Hey Pal, put it in the holster Mooney: "Why? You're no muh Dah!"

[@floriangaal8282]

YEAH! I've been waiting for this since Hitman 2 came out! And it was worth it!

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

Pummeling servants...that's a use for fabriget eggs I hadn't thought of. Well done, Mooney!

[@meinkungfu]

Finally, it is here! Now I can die in peace.

[@BN-xo3hp]

*_Early bird gets the TARGET_*

[@street6896]

Briola Nugent and everyone else

[@Dash62g]

honestly the work "kill" looks even more metal when it's spelt k|ll

[@simmonsfromredteam3693]

Guard: sir with all so respect I’m gonna kick your ass Big Mooney: proceeds to kill them both with unsilenced weapon

[@imp360]

oh I love tickles. especially the kind that leave you... breathless.

[@AshMenon]

Dude, the music choices are AMAZING! I'm especially loving around 19:00

[@jackler4020]

Do you know by chance the music playing at around 1:09 onwards?

[@claybailey3909]

I just get me a chick fila sandwich and I open up KZbin and see this, my day just got better

[@nickvanhoesen5065]

Clay Bailey chick fil a is anti gay

[@greenmeat1270]

Some people knit, some people sew, BigMooney tells you to stitch this, it's all therapy

[@silence5666]

Because of that guy, I finally brought Hitman, and I've did every kill everyone challenge on each map but I'm still watching o- o

[@pathetic_maggot]

33:27 "the corona training is only in the beginning" 🧐

[@gosportjamie]

47 has truly Sgail-ed new heights here...

[@chrisellerman2858]

Never Stop Man, you're the Best!! Seriously amazing talent when it comes to the commentary and editing, never seen anyone do it better. Keep up the good work!

[@nitpicker42]

36:55 "Go and tell Sophia if you're ready to vote." "I'm ready to vote but *only for MURDER*."

[@gregblastfpv3623]

20:14 The only guy who can shut doors open.

[@fateunknown9]

1:13:06 that knight was protecting the throne room!👉😎👉

[@kleeorgin]

43:33 Mooney got so excited he had a bit of a stroke there

[@yesIamovereighteen]

Ahhhhh, man, after my super shitty day at work, this was EXACTLY what I needed to see

[@gizmonomono]

11:55 is what you call, a shotgun therapist 😂

[@DanDino_]

“Your no ma dad” My brain: That’s coco pops son

[@nsp8124]

Love your beginnings. There is lots of fun in you videos !!!YOUR VIDEOS ARE THE BEST!!! 🤩bigMooney06🤩

[@sofajess]

Sir Mooney: "Good knight."

[@Ray_not]

this is by far the best hitman kill everyone challenge. SO MUCH DEATH, ACTION, AND EVRYTHING!!!!!

[@jameswalton5733]

33:27 The WHAT treaty???????????? 7 months after this upload, and this might have predicted the future lel

[@doggo4207]

16:12 gotta be one of the best quotes from moony

[@nonceyneighbor3180]

It’s just like hot fuzz with all these accidents

[@thejoker8451]

BigMooney with the knight suit on: ”parry this you fucking casual”

[@dotwashere4498]

you're genuinely a decent voice actor

[@joegoodman4312]

A most excellent KEC there. Probably my favourite to date. Love the broadsword

[@bluebay1031]

"You have insulted my family and therefore my honor" god 😂😂

[@Azariah-wm1wm]

Funny enough, that opening unintentionally foreshadows Dartmoor Manor.

[@crisl6327]

Yes, K!LL everyone challenge is my favorite vids of BigMooney!

[@chrisking3354]

Guy who's burnt @ start, near Chopper: is a performance artist 🔥: interpretive dance

[@DokkaChapman]

Managing to take an hour off of playtime by superb editing! Well done sir!

[@iCrazyPercy]

49:05 That blast knocked out one NPC 😂 you missed that kill!!!!!

[@SpiffoGaming]

18:00 Best moment ever uploaded to youtube

[@Murack1]

"sir. With all due respect, Im gonna kick your A**" *gunshots* LOL

[@railroadmillion681]

37:53 Bigmoony: Your angel of death has arrived! *shoots the guard out of the window* Me: *dies laughing*

[@graemehunter4395]

Finally! Also yes, when the constant leaves, you have 5 mins to take out remaining targets. Also also, the musician next to the pianist is playing a double bass. And a third and final point, yes, your most lethal KE was A House Built on Sand

[@ScepticGinger89]

Were the knight guards there the whole time or do regular guards decide to put on knight armor when like 90% of their colleagues were massacred?^^

[@amygdala_hunter6992]

Hey I recently bought Hitman 2 because of your videos, and your videos in general are so funny to me. Keep them coming! :)

[@sheacolborn4993]

thanks Mooney i really needed this video to embolden me to eliminate the bourgeoisie and seize the means of production

[@MoonLight-zj8iu]

Rise my prolitariate brothers

[@Adrian-dl9nb]

This was definitely one of your best videos! Great job, Mooney.