Hitman 2: Isle of Sgail 3 Ways to Play! (Knight Armor, Iron Maiden, Ancient Necklace) Ep. 1/2

[@samjamwich]

Mike: "What does that big circle mean? I have never seen that big circle before" Mike has literally never seen an icon that appears only when you're successfully blending in. That's so Mike.

[@glenward2539]

Mike defeats Boss with Broadsword... "Praise the Sun!"

[@Zoso14892]

It was a zweihander, I only hope Andy developed the same twitch I did every time he said that.

[@ethanhogan2463]

@@Zoso14892 To be fair to Mike, it was literally labeled as a broadsword when he picked it up

[@Zoso14892]

@@ethanhogan2463 the pickup text said zweihander though?

[@Zoso14892]

@@ethanhogan2463 I've just seen it on the second video, you are correct. I guess I can't fault Mike for repeating what the game says eh?

[@Thomaz0r]

Imagine being at a party for people who secretly run the world, talking about manipulating stocks and which of your pals you're gonna make PM, when suddenly you get blitz attacked by a medieval knight with a broad sword

[@ethanlappin]

Sounds like about half of all Scooby Doo episodes 😂

[@RijaMo]

I wouldnt be mad tbh

[@peanut5356]

@@ethanlappin Boi you better watch how you talk about scooby doo.

[@JoelGetzhasauselessurl]

Especially one yelling "Dark Soooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllsssssssss!" "Praise the sun."

[@hetalianotaku7103]

Eh, standard procedure.

[@AlphaOrion98]

This is two ways to play hitman and then mike playing dark souls

[@vietnam.4]

Andy sounds like he has already played it so it’s kinda like it’s one person playing

[@DevilboyScooby]

@@vietnam.4 typically Andy is the method player, Jane your average, and Mike very casual.

[@gromaxe]

@@DevilboyScooby Mike gits gud

[@Wombatypvs]

@@gromaxe KZbin is offering me an option to translate your comment to English, and what it apparently says is "Mike, god damn it!" Which is also appropriate.

[@Alsebra]

​@@DevilboyScooby, you're correct in your assessment...but so is the person to whom you responded. I think the only response of Andy's that was a genuine response is his assassination of Tamara Vidal in Mendoza...but that doesn't necessarily mean that he hadn't already played the level at least once (just that he'd never done that opportunity).

[@sirrichiofawesome9617]

Mike, you've never seen that large circle because you've never tried to blend before.

[@jeffreywells1832]

Mike and Andy may differ wildly, but their identical opening moves show that they can at least agree on what's important: killer threads. Pun unintended.

[@TheLeninTrain]

Does the subduing make the wearer a fashion victim? 😋

[@jeffreywells1832]

SoyBatman - Absolutely! 🙂

[@Storyman09]

SoyBatman And their murders are now fashion crimes.

[@mog-myownbestfriend]

The amount of sass in 47's "Nay" was so toxic I'm shocked it didn't kill the target outright.

[@jeiillson]

Mike would be the guy who gets yelled at for not littering Security: "Hey pick that up!" Mike: "ITS IN THE BIN!!"

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

+Ron A I don't think doomsday cults are big on recycling. Saving the environment isn't really their thing.

[@wamblingwimblingwumblingwo3392]

@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human But ... Andy's opportunity was literally about the cult going green.

[@scottjohnson1483]

Jane and Andy: stealthily use disguises and silent takedowns. Mike: Dark soooooooouuuuuulllllls!

[@goosecubes]

LEEEEEERRROOOOOOOYY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIINNNSSSS!!!!!

[@CaitlinRC]

A moment of silence for Andy's endless patience at editing together these monstrosities of videos.

[@samjamwich]

F

[@phylion6067]

After seeing the second part of this, I get why this one in particular was so hard

[@jdudeman5043]

Yes, I know they’re horrible to edit... but they are what drew me to the channel and I love them so VERY MUCH. This level truly was made for it with so many rich and amusing options they could do it all again without repeats. Great work, guys!

[@juleshoket8330]

Andy- i am now a high ranking member of this society Mike- look at my cool coat everyone! Same action very different reasons why💜😂

[@bradypermenter8761]

I love the implication that Mike’s kill count in both Dark Souls where the goal is to kill everyone and Hitman where you aren’t suppose to kill most people is about the same

[@boots_tx1582]

Because of the implication. 🚣‍♀️🤣

[@evangel1460]

When Mike just ran in and killed her with a broadsword I actually lost it laughing. Did NOT expect that one.

[@mar_speedman]

I did. Was no less funny and amazing lol

[@Bombom1300]

I'm just shocked it actually worked!

[@mar_speedman]

@@Bombom1300 Yeah, it was funny how Mike was "Hallelujah!! For the rising sun!!!" Chop!! And everyone just stared at him in confusion, slowly computing what was going on. They're not used to Mike the way we're used to lol In fact... I don't really think the developers themselves expected anyone to pull a stunt like this XD

[@MSte21]

@@mar_speedman I think they did. There's an achievement for killing the targets while wearing the armour, IIRC.

[@mar_speedman]

@@MSte21 Oh really? Well that changes things lol

[@roguestarone2173]

Mike getting mad at that rolled up newspaper made my day

[@marcelodias2518]

I cried a little. 😂

[@mariehull8343]

The only thing that can defeat hitman.....wonder if Mike went back to practice newspaper in bin shots?? 🤣

[@thecadaver]

How bad is your relationship when you can't tell your boyfriend has been replaced by an imposter, when he's the only person at a masked ball NOT wearing a mask?

[@jhsand1515]

Apparently every white man looks identical.

[@azureskyblade1106]

@@jhsand1515 And has the same exact voice.

[@hush-615]

@@jhsand1515 I'm assuming 47 just has powers that enable him to blend perfectly into a disguise. Would explain why he could effortlessly play an Indian foreman, an Indian tailor and an Indian barber.

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

@Hush The acting world lost it's greatest ever talent when 47 when into Hitman-ing. He has flawlessly played Indian tailors, a South American drug baron's bodyguards, world famous drummers, Japanese yoga teachers, doomsday cultists and hippies. His acting range is phenomenal.

[@clownsoftheearth]

@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human . . . So what you're telling me, is agent 47 is Ben Kingsley if he retired?

[@mikewood8815]

Jane dumping the body at the end "ohh noo, that wasn't the sea, it was just like, a courtyard or something" I laughed a lot during this video, but that actually made my eyes water. Love you all outsidexbox

[@lemminglobber1854]

You've got to love the Hitman 3 ways to plays. Andy is sneaking around like a pro, Jane is leaving naked men on the master staircase and Mike is full blown LEEERRRROY JENNKINNS-ing his way around the place. 44.36 minutes of pure entertainment! :-)

[@Zoso14892]

I thought Mike using the zweihander was the best moment, right up until Jane chucked the carefully murderised corpse out the window. Don't they look?!? I was praying for an innocent death tbh, maybe for it to land on the other sister.

[@rcb5432]

And it's only part 1

[@Steve-YT383]

Announcer: Membership can only be earned. Mike: (disappointed) It's a sex thing isn't it.

[@hush-615]

28:43 Mike: I've come up with a new plan, and it involves shooting both of them in the head. I don't think there's anything new about that plan, Mike.

[@tyrannicpuppy]

Classic Mike.

[@rcb5432]

It is new, his old plan was to blow them up

[@kevinwallachy1173]

I love how Andy plays as if he was a hot shot trained agent and improvises, Jane is a veteran assassin who no longer cares to be one, and Mike is the Rookie who just got into the field and is excited to be included, I'd love to see how you three play a multiplayer stealth game

[@wulfricr7635]

I'd love to see them playing Splinter Cell Conviction or something similar (though sadly Conviction was only 2-player, maybe Blacklist's multiplayer)

[@sirrichiofawesome9617]

*watches as Andy plays this mission the same way I did... Ah yes, I did it the right way... *watches Mike murder half the level dressed as a Knight... Or did I?

[@DanStaal]

I've come to realize, it takes a *lot* of skill to play the way Mike does...

[@patience1926]

Daniel Staal I agree to disagree. Chaos is a ladder after all. All you have to do is let it go and it would ascend on its own.

[@d2factotum]

Clanking his way around the level in a suit of armour killing people with thrown swords has to be peak Mike...

[@TheReZisTLust]

Doth thou doubt thy judgement?

[@DanStaal]

@@patience1926 Yes - but Hitman is designed for that chaos to be at the detriment of the player, typically overwhelming them. It takes skill to guide and use the chaos and walk out the other side without failing the mission. It's far easier to complete the mission playing like Andy than it is playing like Mike.

[@joeldfisher]

*Mike steps into a castle* Mike: This is just like Dark Souls Me: No Mike, castles are a real thing that have been built hundreds of years ago *Jane steps into the castle* Jane: This is just like Game of Thrones Me: ... guys, we need to talk

[@SpydersByte]

:'D

[@mar_speedman]

Notice the lack of Andy going "this is just like *etc.* Because Andy, with his history knowledge, would know that castles are a real thing lol

[@szbnahl]

Guys, I think we found Andy's private KZbin account.

[@coyoteartist]

They don't have an excuse, they live in the UK. Heck we even have castles in the US. I could rightly look at that scene and say this is so Central Park.

[@coyoteartist]

@Marionette Loves Gaming Just enough for us to have video evidence?

[@mattball8622]

"My insistence on playing this like Dark Souls is causing me a real problem" You know From have truly got their claws into you when you try and manually recreate Dark Souls difficultly in other games.

[@PDComicBookNetwork]

A fun sub-series, I think, would just be Andy's reactions to Mike's footage as he edits these.

[@soldier1stclass640]

Yes please!

[@sokesamurai]

Mike learned how to play the level like Dark Souls. I think regardless of his score he should still get some brownie points. Or this is how the tale of Egbert began before being transformed and started looking for redemption.

[@johnsharplin]

"Too close for scissors, switching to guns" is what I say when the barber messes up my haircut.

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

That is one dangerous haircut and I respect you greatly for having the courage to have your hair cut by 7.62 NATO rounds.

[@bareakon]

It's what I say when I can't commit to my lesbian relationship.

[@ice_bead]

Kimmerbelly I just let out an unholy chuckle at 1am.

[@petesamways4590]

Unless your having some hair trimmed of the sides, you're going to have a real problem

[@harlequinsnightmare8198]

@@bareakon Take my like and go.

[@fairyringdancer1234]

9:33 I love Mike's voice for the blending in art connoisseur. Oh and then Mike goes deep Dark Souls.

[@sevensins3584]

I was about to say the same. Idk why artsy Mike sounds a bit like squidward but i like it

[@utility63]

He sounds like Mr. Bean to me.

[@azarinevil]

Amazed Mike didn't notice he is bullet resistant in the armor.. it was literally made for his play style.

[@Bombom1300]

Wait, you are? That's awesome!

[@azarinevil]

@@Bombom1300 yeah I noticed immediately at the part where Mike attacks the first target.. the whole room starts shooting with silenced SMGs and his health didn't go down. I doubt it is full bullet-proof but I could be wrong on that one.

[@maccabs]

@@azarinevil I am so happy I have just found this out thank you so much you have just single handedly helped cause a massive murder spree and I couldn’t be more excited

[@SpydersByte]

gotta admit Mike, that camera to guard1 to guard2 trickshot was pretty nice :D That snap from left guy to right with perfect headshots was unexpected.

[@mar_speedman]

Our boy is growing up XD

[@Artaimus]

The fact that it surprised him.

[@michaeldavis4651]

Have you SEEN how many people he shoots in these playthroughs? 😆

[@uncannymeerkat]

As someone who got spotted often by a random guard on this level, I was gobsmacked that Andy got away with taking out that custodian.

[@hush-615]

Same. I thought for sure he was gonna get spotted.

[@jhsand1515]

I love that he used Mike-level reasoning and it worked like it does for Mike.

[@MegaShepardsPie]

Not sure encasing yourself in a suit of armor to prepare for the eventual breach of stealth is what Andy meant by learning from your mistakes, Mike.

[@kimballbelliston5925]

Mike: clanking around in full plate armor Game: "Silent Kill"

[@tonyrowe948]

So, just to be clear, the three ways to play are; carefully work your way to a one on one situation with the victim and then strike, 2) carefully work your way to a one on one situation with the victim and then strike (but more gruesome) OR...... run into a crowded room swinging a broadsword, while screaming “DARK SOULS”

[@jamesherb4384]

wrong. the second way is actually to clumsily work your way into a way one on one situation. jane is very much the middle between Mike and Andy. not as stealthy, but also not as chaotic

[@wulfricr7635]

Andy: Stealth Jane: Murder Mike: Overkill

[@psoma_brufd]

Jane Douglas - "Check it out. There's a, there's a Stargate? on stage?" - Yes Jane, all glowy round things are Stargates... also yes! Love the reference, go Science Fiction.

[@asianpersuasian3758]

I like how andy's in a meating Mikes playing darcksouls And janes working out some relationship problems

[@jimsmith2163]

I love that Jane was recording in the bottom of a well. It gives it that "inner thought" sound as opposed to speech.

[@TjPhysicist]

YAY, more oxbox hitman. Also 1:06 that is a VERY interesting way to look at 47's missions - it's just clothes shopping with some bonus activities.

[@johnoneil9188]

Andy plays this game methodically, thinks every move through and does his best to not kill anybody except the target. Mike sees a broad sword and starts to chuck it at people. Andy is how we need to play while Mike is how we want to play.

[@jamesherb4384]

and jane is how you usually end up playing

[@firstnamelastname7244]

Ah! Finally! Now I just need to wait for Bigmooney's kill everyone challenge for this map.

[@hush-615]

I've tried that challenge on every map and it's by far the hardest on this one. Not the most annoying, because the people aren't as spread as say Mumbai. But there are so many guards I actually thought the game was spawning them into the map.

[@themultiversalassociationo9746]

@@hush-615 *LAUGHS IN KNIGHT ARMOR*

[@HeartlandHunny]

Watching Mike run around Hitman dressed in a suit of armor giggling with glee is an absolute delight!

[@TheRivieraKid]

Mikes gleeful giggling when hiding after throwing his sword at that guard, was wonderful!

[@Sogeking79]

Thank you Andy for the wonderful editing on this video. Your time is appreciated. I will now watch this 3 more times and not skip the commercials.

[@charlier9962]

I've never heard anyone more joyful than Mike with a broadsword!

[@Marthe06]

Love how drastically different Jane and Andy's reasons for not wickermaning Zoe Washington goes from that's a bit extreme for agent 47 to impacting the final hitman star rating. Also I'm shocked Mike the Hitman pyro doesn't even consider it. (Finishes video, sees next time on trailer and edits comment.) Never mind.

[@goofydragon8023]

Mike should play every hitman level as another video game.

[@mar_speedman]

What do you mean? He always plays Hitman like it's demolition simulator 2019 lol

[@davidortiz8705]

33:07 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Clank clank clank clank clank” oh this was the best. Mike in Dark Souls in Hitman, so freakin great 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@jedihorjus]

Mike out here going on a greatsword rampage in the same room where Andy is doing social steath. Iconic.

[@hush-615]

Oh my god, I've been wanting a new '3 Ways to Play' Hitman so much! Thanks for doing another one! Hope you can guys will do a '3 Ways' for the other Hitman 2 levels that hasn't been done (Hawke's Bay, Miami, Santa Fortuna, New York)!

[@joebaker1]

Yes, please!

[@danielglynn1422]

Andy's method of cunning devilry: Ruthlessly efficient Jane's method of sneaky silence: Ghostlike Mike's method of donning a suit of armour and stabbing everyone in the face Dark Souls-style with a sword as big as himself: Absolutely inexplicable.

[@TheRivieraKid]

Does anyone else find these Hitman videos to be a form of video game based ASMR?

[@matthewfrfly]

i've never seen mike happier about something that wasn't an explosion or a car or a car driving through an explosion

[@Badgerfan4]

Wow Mike was really hitting the Dark Souls jar hard on this one. I did have his exact "switching to guns" thought though. Nicely done.

[@ryanaquino4884]

I like that Jane refuses the burning man cause its a bit harsh, and Andy solely because he might lose points

[@davidortiz8705]

12:05 so freakin funny, that’s why we keep coming back. “It’s in the bin!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@patdo777]

Wait Jane had the opportunity to burn someone alive inside a weird effigy and chose not to do it? Is she okay?

[@UndeadAngel1987]

I was thinking the same thing. This can't be the same Jane that we've seen in the past.

[@baseballjustin5]

@@UndeadAngel1987 the voice gives it away I think. It sounds off

[@shotgunshells2]

I thought she sounded a little bit hoarse. Clearly we're dealing with a class 3 impostor situation.

[@francisdolarhyde7286]

Invasion of the body snatchers, people. The Jane that we all loved and feared has clearly been replaced by some unholy creature that is not into world domination any longer.

[@shasshybear9222]

A Jane clone! Jane is too busy with some world domination or doomsday device this week.

[@gloosey_]

Everyone else: Right we gonna dress up as this dude and go eliminate the targets.. Mike: DARK SOULSSSSSSSSS

[@rmw315]

Mike re-enacting the opening of Half-Life 2, classic Mike

[@whiskersduoproductions3152]

Mike: What does that big circle mean? I never seen that big circle before in my life. Me: Jee... I wonder why... 🙄

[@queenoffabulous2156]

What does the big circle mean

[@whiskersduoproductions3152]

The big circle means that the person is a noticer but will not notice you since you are blending in. Once you stop blending in, the circle turns back to white. Mike's... err... "unique" playstyle often does not require 47 to be blending in, hence why he never seen the large circle before. You more often see it in Andy's playthrough.

[@queenoffabulous2156]

@@whiskersduoproductions3152 thank you

[@rhynlock11]

15:50 I think Andy has been spending too much time with Mike, that was a pure Leeroy Jenkins moment right there

[@XWRL6]

I think this has been the most entertaining 3 Ways to Play yet. The kills. The commentary. Perfect.

[@doomiag]

18:32 and the moment Mike finally gets some skills 🤣🤣 good job Andy is probly so proud

[@tyrannicpuppy]

3 Ways to Play is one of the best things ever. So enjoyable watching the differing approaches. And Mike's body counts are always truly inspiring.

[@arashi86]

In different ways, everyone's lines of thought were very in sync. Mike and Andy with luring the cool robe guy into the corner to grab it, Jane and Mike with the Wicker Man reference... This is why I enjoy you guys and these videos

[@tondotkats]

Mike: It's not a sex thing is it? Me: Just what kind of memberships have you been applying for that that was your first thought? 😂

[@Butchcavalier]

that's how you get ahead in oxbox

[@ryanaquino4884]

@@Butchcavalier Gotta do what you gotta do.

[@connorburton1009]

Mensa.

[@tondotkats]

@@simplydavemn Ahh, I see. Haven't seen it so that went straight over my head 😅Good to know he's not been trying to join any weird groups

[@LadySnowstorm]

Jane: sounds a bit grim even for 47, burning someone alive. Me: *backs away slowly to hide in the shadows* Yes, dressing up as the master of ceremonies and sabotaging the safety escape is definitely not what any sane person would do....gotta go now and not do that....

[@PaxIesus]

"Dark Souls!!!! Praise the sun." Speaking of everyone's favourite murder hobo, I need to go watch the latest Oxventure...

[@firstlast822]

When Mike threw that newspaper over the edge of the castle and it cut to Andy, I was expecting to see it fall on Andy

[@dallydaydream]

Very much worth the wait. ^_^ As always, love seeing your different tactics. Jane: "I'll impersonate the ex-boyfriend to get her alone." Andy: "I'll impersonate a rival to get her alone." Mike: "DARK SOUUULSSSS JEEEEENKIIIIINS!"

[@notoriousbmc1]

47 is the biggest cheapskate. Picking up coins...stealing clothes...drinking leftover drinks! Surely these ''clients'' pay, right?

[@ChangelingLady]

Mike, no, how could you? You have to recycle that newspaper!

[@sundawg911]

Hyped. Also love the cut of previews. I want Jane to channel her inner Mike and go crazy.

[@DeludedOne]

Like how both Andy and Mike went straight for the coat. That Dark Souls kill was brilliant.

[@zed2626]

Greatest 3 Ways to Play ever!!!!! All three costumes are amazing. Map is amazing. Assassination storylines are all great. The suit of armor going to Mike couldn't be any better. Andy getting to say "coal" like he's play red dead is perfect. Leave it to Jane to walk over the person wearing the cloths she just took off them.

[@drzooters733]

The suit of armour is bulletproof even though its noticed by every one it's worth it

[@iwannabluepartyhat]

Mike: it's the cuuuube! I've made it into the cuuuuuuube!! *gasps *and there's the armor*

[@WIMMine]

I love that the Constant saw an armored knight run through, killing a person and shout 'Praise the sun!' How is he gonna feel later when he finds out it was 47 who also captures him?

[@DerFauleHund]

I love Jane's comment on the wickerman-like execution.

[@annarrogance]

Me: “Wow, I think Mike might actually be doing better than Andy this time.” Mike: “Oooh, can I have a broadsword?” Me: “Nevermind.”

[@SlyRatchet4]

Stargate reference!!!! :D Also Andy is doing the exact same story missions I did the first time I played this level but better as when I took out J.Block the constant came to talk to him just as I was choking him out. Had to reload a save. :(

[@leonloh5960]

Can I just say.. I really enjoy it a lot more when yall play and record together in the same room rather than watching separate gameplays because your interaction with each other has much more value for the video than the gameplay itself does

[@TheAmishJedi]

I love how Mike just turned Hitman 2 into Dark Souls. Praise the Sun.🌞

[@georginaherdman4998]

Me: Wow burning someone alive that’s really grim. Also Me: LOL explosive duck in the face now that’s how you assassinate someone

[@claytrimble4599]

Jane: wow, burning someone is too grim Andy: Where's the STYLE in burning someone alive? Mike: LET ME THROW AWAY THE NEWSPAPER

[@silver_tonguesplitch9207]

This is the HITMAN 3 ways I’ve been waiting for! I knew Mike would go Dark Souls!! Excellent work as usual everyone

[@doomiag]

Also Andy 👏 that There Will Be Blood reference tho. And the best line! I DRINK...YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!!

[@rolstadt]

"Praise the sun" is the harderst I've laughed in a long bloody time!!!! Thank you Mike!

[@AlistairP1993]

Knight armour? Well, we all know who that'll be (Mike)

[@DrakeAurum]

When Mike threw the newspaper off the cliff, I half expected it to land on Andy's head.

[@cmm07r]

Mike: "I got a plan, which is basically like..." sees all the noticing dots. Me: He's contemplating going total Leroy Jenkins and murder everyone, isn't he?

[@chakitoooo]

"Oh, not again"... I don't know why, but that made me laugh

[@ex.O]

18:33 proud of you Mike, 41:30 REALLY PROUD!

[@Icam_here]

Andy met with the Iron lady Mike had a Knight to remember Jane showed us the dangers of Necklaces

[@mathsalot8099]

"Clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank!" Mike gives me life.

[@atgosh]

3:16 Love that transition from Andy's perspective to Mike's; almost seamless!

[@coyoteartist]

I just saw a video that derided all the explosions in the Hitman movie. All I could think was, you've never watched Mike play.

[@nissimr]

Today I can safely say, Mike is the best Mike ever. Not that I had any doubts previously but now the notion is even more cemented. Best Mike Go!

[@Blackbeardf3b]

I love how sometimes all three of of them are just the same person at their core.

[@NBEEALEX]

Jane's voice is on god mode and I for one welcome our new Over Lord

[@lordwolfdelux]

Mike has invented a new Hitman challenge: Play Hitman as Dark Souls. nobody forget this around the christmas challenge time.

[@expert_fretwork]

I don't know what's more fun, watching Mike play with explosives or a sword.