ISMO | Americans

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@laurikuru6286 Ай бұрын

Saw Ismo live last week. Absolutely hilarious, laughed myself into a massive headache. Give the man a proper Netflix special - now!

@BikeArea Ай бұрын

REALLY? I NEVER get a headache just of laughing so much. 😉😉😉😉

@RaytheonTechnologies_Official Ай бұрын

I don't think it's fair for you to demand this of me. You know that I have, at most, only a slightly above average amount of influence at Netflix.

@LilachLavy Ай бұрын

Sounds like you talk to a lot of morons...

@lucazlt Ай бұрын

Please!

@anzient76 Ай бұрын

@@RaytheonTechnologies_Official😂

@glumpfi Ай бұрын

"I have broken my arm :(" - "Oh, my arm is totally not broken! Look, it's very solid and rigid!"

@jonasseger Ай бұрын

Yeah, people wouldn't do the same in other "sishuashuns"!

@RaytheonTechnologies_Official Ай бұрын

Heh solid and rigid

@xfonda Ай бұрын

I have never felt 💯 in my entire life 😂😂

@daw7563 Ай бұрын

Happy to see some new content.

@alexandersuperapple Ай бұрын

Hello Ismo, not only can I sleep on an airplane but also I'm feeling a 110% now, cheers!

@Kveeni Ай бұрын

Top comment!

@yoshtodd Ай бұрын

Oh man, I relate to the sleep thing so much.

@InJapan74 Ай бұрын

I felt at 80% when I was a teenager....I was in love and was doing a lot sports....after that I think I lived all my life at around 30~60%

@KrscanskaApologetika Ай бұрын

@Ismo In order to fall asleep at any time, you first must realize that the body can not fall asleep as long as eyes are moving. Then, once the eyes are being still for 4 minutes, only then the brain gives the signal to the body that it is shutting down for sleep. So, all you have to do is to postpone all your thoughts until tomorrow... and use autosuggestion to make your eyes still until you fall asleep. Because when you think - the eyes are constantly moving left right left right... you are unaware of it. Now you know the secret. It took me one and a half months to master it, now I can sleep whenever I wish.

@BikeArea Ай бұрын

😮

@kaspertablet7817 Ай бұрын

@@BikeArea 😮

@raijamartikainen6460 Ай бұрын

Really?! It sounds too easy...

@manifesto8159 Ай бұрын

All you have to do is postpone all your thoughts till tomorrow? That's it huh? How does one do that exactly?😂😂 I'm never going to get to sleep lol

@yoretabio4537 15 күн бұрын

Yes. Just what Ismo told here.

@qugart. Ай бұрын

There should be DVDs from the tours. Those clips are way too short.

@themaskedcrusader Ай бұрын

ISMO, you missed a joke. "And when they do sleep, they snore. And you know what snoring is? It's bragging that you can sleep WHILE you are asleep!"

@Sulamanjansulttaani Ай бұрын

Thats a good one, could imagine ismo saying that.

@randomfinn2362 Ай бұрын

@themaskedcrusader A good one! 😆 is Ismo allowed to steal your joke for his special?

@savlecz1187 Ай бұрын

Another joke he could've made is to compare people bragging about how well they sleep to other conditions. Something like "it's the equivalent of offering to shake hands with someone who's lost both arms".

@mcjest1 Ай бұрын

Its a serious problem not sleeping... In that contekst: Oh, I have cancer... And the other guy goes: Realy? I dont, im as healty as I could be... 🙃🙂

@RG-si6dy Ай бұрын

"Best I ever felt was 85% and that was a good day" 😅

@BikeArea Ай бұрын

The audio has greatly improved, not to say it is upbeat. ✌️

@TrondBørgeKrokli Ай бұрын

Really good point at the end there. Never noticed it before, but it is really odd that people would just in some very, very few special cases break the pattern of sympathy and empathy with someone else's misery, during a regular conversation, like when it comes down to having trouble sleeping. I agree with Ismo, it is almost as if the person reacts with bragging about how well they are able to sleep under the same conditions, as if it would help the person suffering to hear about how well they are able to sleep, as if it was the same as telling them how to become able to sleep instead of having trouble sleeping. Odd stuff.

@zekevarg3043 Ай бұрын

Naulan kantaan tuo unijuttu!

@sarcophage Ай бұрын

Ismo saw you on the Nightwish reaction video!

@lintu25 Ай бұрын

I got sleep problems well 20 years. I have been at work after 3 days without sleep. That is not healthy. That is not an issue. Why you don't get bed earlier... what?

@jeanjunkkari Ай бұрын

Have you been to Australia 🇦🇺, we are your kind 😊

@catherinekittykat Ай бұрын

Lol! So true 👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sarcophage Ай бұрын

Wow Ismo is getting trolls! Must mean he is breaking into the mainstream

@br5448 Ай бұрын

yeah, some mean people out there... A shame

@BiiskapsLV Ай бұрын

I have never heard ISMO so angry... Scary

@crazyumpire Ай бұрын

Meanwhile... Sympathy and Empathy... it's really 2 opposite meanings...😌🙏🙏🙏🙏

@kagomeshuko Ай бұрын

You could have sleep issues or you could have sleepy shoes - two very different things.

@scottbitz5222 Ай бұрын

I can't sleep on planes which is partially that I can't hardly sleep on my back except when I'm exhausted and I'm 6'5" (almost 2 meters tall in non-freexom units) and there's not enough room for me there, so I just doze badly and feel miserable when I get off long flights...

@MikkoRantalainen 5 күн бұрын

If you're willing to put money in sleeping, you can purchase extra leg room for air travel. Most people opt for the cheapest seats instead because the difference in cost may allow extra day in hotel at destination and you can use part of that to recover from air travel.

@PockASqueeno Ай бұрын

And they say Finland is the happiest country in the world? TBH, as someone with no sleep issues, I am guilty of bragging about it. I’m not sure why I do this, but I’ll certainly try not to do it again, especially around Ismo! 😂

@Lapinmiez Ай бұрын

Everyone here is wondering am i the only one whos not happy and if were the happiest how miserable rest of the world actually is

@_Ekaros Ай бұрын

It is not so much happy. We do not have enough drugs for that, but being content with live and not having big issues...

@leisti Ай бұрын

"And they say Finland is the happiest country in the world?" Even if that's the case, it doesn't imply that Finland is 100% happy. If you're only 85% happy, but everyone else is less happy, you're still the happiest.

@Ari-PekkaKaipiainen Ай бұрын

Yeah, real happiness is not shallow.

@Veeravaara Ай бұрын

Being up beat does not mean youre genuinely happy, you're just expected to exaggerate according to the culture

@226Plots Ай бұрын

Vanaha vitsi mutta toimii. Kiitsa Ismo 🥱

@226Plots Ай бұрын

😎

@neulis Ай бұрын

Outo maneeri toi naurahdus.. Ääh, siitä eroon, niin sit se ois se 85 % :D

@jaquesaulait Ай бұрын

why are "subtitles" in the middle of the picture?

@MikkoRantalainen 5 күн бұрын

That's the current trend among teenagers.

@jaquesaulait 4 күн бұрын

@@MikkoRantalainen "Current"..!? It's been around for yonks and is unbelievably stupid. I know 'cos I did a survey of teenagers who almost universally agreed that it was as "naff af". tru dat.

@MikkoRantalainen 4 күн бұрын

@@jaquesaulait I agree. If I were to decide, none of the web services even supported ultra-narrow aspect ratio and the only way to add subtitles would be the subtitle feature which allows viewer to toggle subtitles on/off, choose font and position on the screen.

@strayhound3842 29 күн бұрын

85? I envy you!

@carimcaskill Ай бұрын

THAT GIGGLE

@pinklion2237 Ай бұрын

American positivity is exhausting. I feel about 80% on a good day and can momentarily reach 93% but that never lasts.

@RadicalCaveman Ай бұрын

I brag that I don't have hemorrhoids.

@mottee Ай бұрын

I brag that I had but managed to self-heal them!

@mg7693 Ай бұрын

😂😅❤

@kuukeli Ай бұрын

funny

@imagine9033 Ай бұрын

But …. W. T f asked you to share? :-)

@QuichardBitzgerald Ай бұрын

Haha at least be consistent. "I've never had Diabetes, you suck!"

@villemattila2248 Ай бұрын

Fiddy percent is average.

@IWillSayMyPeace 13 күн бұрын

The squeaky laughing sounds are not good. He is otherwise very good.

@susanm53 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂🫶

@morganspencer-churchill2136 Ай бұрын

issues

@YouTubeCensor Ай бұрын

Mistitled?

@MrKaivara Ай бұрын

Lopeta tuo ihinä tuossa välissä, jotenkin vituttaa kuunnella. Aiemmin oli parempi kun et äännellyt täytteenä.

@molotovinkoktail6742 Ай бұрын

I tell you what man, u do a great workout and i mean u go hoffin and poffin, good sleep 8,5 hours, u feel like 100 % the next day. Even more if u have muscles.