ISMO | Dolphins

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[@messenger1556]

Why this guy doesn't have 20 million subs by now is beyond me. ❤

[@wonderfalg]

Marketing?

[@mrrandom1265]

Because he keeps posting short clips. I don't understand why he never shares proper content (at least 15 minutes).

[@conwaytwt]

It would be like the dolphin with a typewriter and wet paper. He'd just have dry subs and nowhere to put them.

[@AloisMahdal]

because dolphins can't hit the subscribe button?

[@anytayatyta]

Enjoy the exclusivity!

[@MeZAmI175]

Ismo we are super excited to hear new jokes,we can't wait 😂😂😂😂

[@__HumanBeing]

You are my new favorite comedian ISMO! 👏

[@Lowco5]

This guy is the only awesome thing the algorithm has shown me in a long ass time.

[@r0conscious]

U r one of my favorites Ismo! ❤️

[@galgrunfeld9954]

Fun fact: Dolphins give each other names, and some dolphin taught scientists their names, they even taught them how to play catch with a pufferfish as a ball

[@nonas6831]

Какой он классный!❤😂😂😂😂

[@W3c16B]

this guy cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AkajjaObunaku]

they are really pissed 🤣

[@bubisav123]

Man, you are hilarious. You are really, really good

[@HrRezpatex]

As a Norwegian who know how much Finnish people love to drink, there is one thing i never have understood. They say it was the Finnish that invented the Molotov cocktail.(Its a cool history behind it by the way..) But lets be honest, do we really believe that once there was a Finnish person who said: I have a great idea, in stead of drinking this alcohol, lets put it on fire and then throw it away..

[@SepyLi]

Finns only invented the name, not the actual thing

[@CheriTheBery]

​@@SepyLiI mean... There's not much to "invent" there, it's basically a very flammable substance put in a container and thrown at war machines.

[@MrPekarce]

you should do one about the word "Mate" OMG i bet your gonna make something INSANELY funny Love you man !

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

you're*

[@MrPekarce]

@@mikeymcmikeface5599 please dont...

[@partyweb]

Grammar Police 🚨

[@MrPekarce]

@@partyweb good luck learning ANY other language then english WITHOUT taking any clases TAKE THAT :D

[@partyweb]

@@MrPekarce, I was defending you and poking fun at the troll who replied to you. 😂👍

[@Dexlect]

Nice one 😜, that one took me back to Ricky Gervais bit 😁

[@Dr.K.Wette_BE]

Genius ! 🤣

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

That's how paralyzed ppl must feel.

[@1337fraggzb00N]

As a T7 paraplegic, I would like to stand my ground, but there are some issues.

[@user-ih6hh2ce8v]

I thought the dolphins might use voice typing!

[@ch3fk0ch0815]

I was laughing like Matt.This was a definitely a good one and I don't get Abby's or Alan's reaction. There wasn't any offense in that joke in a single word. Like Hammond said - it was progressive ❤

[@jacekmichalewski4059]

I guess there arent many white female dolphins to get maad

[@varmastiko2908]

Ironically that's exactly why dolphins are better off than humans.

[@piaidebring6917]

[@honkytrousers]

When’s he due?

[@PaiviProject]

😆😆😆

[@muhamadthemotorcityfarmer6016]

😁 😆 😅 😂 🤣

[@georgenorris2657]

. . . and the paper is all wet . . .

[@DWilcox77]

They gotta be frustrated. I think they do a lot of swimming, or can they not sleep well like you?

[@xrzeropoint7989]

I've never seen a doll with a fin. What is everyone talking about? Dolls have dresses. Is it under there? I've never looked because that's naughty. Where are the fins on the dolls?

[@marksanders1942]

Dolphin not doll

[@xrzeropoint7989]

@@marksanders1942 OH! OKAY! SPANK YOU BERRY MUCH!

[@rustyshackelford3590]

Mermaid doll

[@xrzeropoint7989]

@@rustyshackelford3590 Gawr Gura!

[@The-Real-Ando]

Dolphins are just gay sharks

[@Mielenvapaus]

No. Sharks are just gay dolphins.