ISMO | I Didn't Know Sh*t 💩💩💩

I think I have found the most complicated word in the English language. That word is SH!T. 💩
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[@tangleshootburrfoot36]

This is some deep shit. Never thought into it this way.

[@davidhays6286]

Turns out you didn't know shit

[@mikok6851]

deep ass shit

[@edwardmusk3540]

I got this shit

[@TupacAmaru3]

ashhee -it

[@chitahitsu4743]

totally different from BEING IN deep shit

[@leeimrie1992]

My favourite thing is watching foreigners interpret our language. I could watch Ismo ramble all day about semantics.

[@soulextracter]

Yeah, no shit x'D

[@PSYbuse]

It is interesting also as a fellow finnish person. Interesting shit.

[@gaiaakatheearth5604]

@@PSYbuse No niin.

[@petrusinvictus3603]

I spent a year in the USA Pittsburgh PA. In 1984-85 and I was white the 188 cm and 85 kg the Viking from Finland. I had chance to took a black girl, that I have met on communal basbetballyard to the Senior Prom. Before graduation. I was sadly flying back and we never met again. It was, shall I say interesting in allmost white neighbourhood in 1985. I hope, she was not blamed, and me coward, she was not pregnant, but still. I had thing. Join the US Marines or any who took 17 year olds. Did not have the guts. Finnish Navy and so...

[@influxpictures1101]

@@petrusinvictus3603 This is the most interesting comment on KZbin. You win the internet. =

[@ratamacue0320]

Impressive - he struggled through the learning process, mastered the subject, then taught the class.

[@Black-bn6ic]

Well he's the shit.

[@Jonassoe]

You might say he's on top of that shit.

[@ondroed69]

This shit should be included in every English course.

[@purpleprinc3]

I never realized 'shit' was such a versatile word.

[@TheBobOwner]

You should try "ass"

[@serkomaani4346]

purpleprinc3 But now U know shit

[@chuckythepegger]

No shit?

[@moved2bitchute779]

That's because you don't know shit.

[@choltzapple]

Let me introduce the word "fuck"...

[@juliannah5721]

I saw his bit on "ass", which was hilarious, too!!

[@haluwazone299]

Is that your real picture? If so, wow 😍

[@shade19yearsago34]

@@haluwazone299 Thats a bit creepy

[@haluwazone299]

@@shade19yearsago34 it's messed up that in 2019 you can appreciate someone's beauty.

[@inthemix7640]

he must have done it the same night because he was wearing the same clothes

[@prltqdf9]

Since the 'ass' bit is similar I think it could be Ismo's TV-friendly version of this bit.

[@reggiesj4918]

The stuttering, stammering delivery is absolute genius! And I love how sometimes you slowly fade certain parts. And package all of that comedic punch with a sort of naivete and curiosity of a foreigner in a foreign country. Ismo you are truly brilliant lad! Keep up the good work! Hope you pop by Canada soon!

[@deepapatricia]

Even I noticed this...a very casual delivery in an uncertain way really over the top.

[@voidstarq]

That's the self-deprecating Finnish sense of humor for you. He uses the stuttering, and his accent and just-slightly-"off" grammar, to emphasize his position as a foreigner observing American culture from the outside, and his sense of bemusement at what he's seeing. And then lampshades it by using the word so naturally a couple times ("I didn't know shit." ... "I had to study that shit.") An American comedian could try doing a bit on the same observations, and if they're good enough, maybe they could make it work, but it would never be anywhere near as funny. Maybe I'm biased (being half Finnish), but I don't know if it could work quite so well for someone from any other country either. (Possibly India? I don't know.)

[@deepapatricia]

@@voidstarq one that I know off from India.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4W4mnqNf86hjpI

[@voidstarq]

@@deepapatricia I... I had no idea. It was just a lucky guess. Yes, I do believe he could pull it off.

[@myrlamorta5567]

@@voidstarq India has more to say, too. They have also good sense of humour that I really love. I'm not an Indian. I'm a Filipino. I watch more Indian movies and Indian stand up comedians. They're also amazing. I'm working with Indian colleagues for more than 13 years now. Tiktok has more of Indian humours also.

[@teacherivanstoychev]

I am a teacher of English as a foreign language and this has to be my favourite video ever. I have no idea how to explain the nuances of shit in my native language though.

[@ladyraven3418]

I feel like, for non-native English speakers, it seems to be a matter of immersion and context. People speak lingo that even other native English speakers don't seem to understand. English is bloody hard to learn and understand. Too many nuances, and complicated grammar rules!

[@shade19yearsago34]

My English teacher showed this to the class and i laughed my head off🤣 I was the only one who laughed though😬

[@kilppa]

I feel that the only way to really learn that is either watch english/american tv and movies a lot or just live there.

[@language-n-learning]

@@shade19yearsago34 But did you laugh your ass off?

[@VictorMatthieu]

Okay, but do you specifically mean the nuances of "shit", or do you mean the nuances of shit in general?

[@Muazen]

This is some funny shit.

[@FinBoyXD]

Some funny ass shit.*

[@MrMojoSuper]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TuanAnhTPBQ]

I accidentally discovered Ismo. What a funny guy. My whole family can watch him together.

[@chrisa0001]

Well, maybe not this shit... but ass, certainly.

[@evotme9995]

Can I watch with you guys?

[@bertreynolds8146]

Too bad Ismo doesn't give a shit

[@timomastosalo]

@@bertreynolds8146 On the contrary: just here he gave a lot of shit.

[@timomastosalo]

Oh shit

[@abdsnomadicescapades7773]

The delivery is what makes this 10 times better.

[@andrewklein6745]

Yeah the dude really knows his shit.

[@davidkosa]

His delivery is perfect!

[@txmacartist]

This guy is so funny, but the way he talks just accentuates his routine and makes it even more enjoyable.

[@valtterikovanen4770]

txmacartist ikr

[@moved2bitchute779]

Yup, he's got all the ingredients. EXTREMELY likable. Amazing. Bright future.

[@JohnnyNowhere]

Don't ever tell someone 'Oh, English is easy.' Let this guy lay it out for you.

[@herrfriberger5]

@cola00000 That depends on what aspects of the language you are talking about. The grammar is resonably simple, but the irregular "english" spelling and pronunciation is horrible, for instance.

[@tuikkur.5655]

@cola00000 Yep, you would think so. And then realize that you didn't know shit...💩

[@OddysChannel]

@cola00000 It feels easy because English is so universal and used in every day life. If we would switch Chinese with English you would say it is easy too. One guy learnt Chinese language in two years, it's not hard if you HAVE to adjust to that language.

[@timomastosalo]

English is deceivingly easy sounding and looking shit. But sometimes you haven't got the faintest whiff of it.

[@Alexandros.Mograine]

@@herrfriberger5 english is easy compared to other languages.

[@nicholascauton9648]

This guy is my new favorite comedian. I love his shit!

[@eddiexxx6546]

If we knew 1/2 the shit he knows... then we would be "tha shit"

[@rookieman329]

He's the

[@rainbowkatrina9053]

Me too! This is some good shit.

[@z33r0now3]

I wouldn't take shit from anybody

[@Stadtpark90]

h=k

[@jamalbenhmed]

"I have already told you"

[@petrigmail]

One of his talents is not making offensive jokes and avoids being polarizing to ppl. And the tiny nuances are a good excuse for me to watch the videos again and again 🙂

[@khoa2449]

He deserves more views than this...underrated!

[@Lifewithgoldbridge121]

Not many people know him.

[@208111589]

I ageee

[@ztsbo]

This is definitely some underrated shit

[@dudo626]

how fitting that everyone gets just the amount of views they deserve because if they deserved more, they would have had more

[@khoa2449]

@@dudo626 I'd like to say this instead of "I like your comedy". Don't take it literally. Haha

[@hughwilson]

This never gets old. It's honestly one of the funniest sketches I've ever seen. It's so well done, well observed, well written, well delivered. THANKYOU!

[@jormayorccis1028]

In Finnish language there are no articles. So, as Ismo points out, an "'a" here or "the" there can really change the meaning of the phrase.

[@khoapham8286]

The only stand-up I keep coming back to and no matter how many times I've watched it, thus knowing exactly what's coming, I still find it so amusing.

[@Elmer74]

Same here. I keep on re-watching Ismo's stuff, but nobody else's.

[@SilverMustang920]

Genius. George Carlin would've been so proud of him. He must be signed for a Netflix special!!

[@violetab3750]

Thank you! I laughed so hard! This is some serious shit 😂🤣😂🤣

[@g00seg00se]

You mean it's just serious LMAO .

[@anonnyymi4617]

I have some serious shit to do.

[@CT2507]

Great delivery. I like brainy humor that is not vulgar! That takes true comedic talent. Cheers! :)

[@moved2bitchute779]

Wow, second time, and it was still WAAAAAAAAY funnier than 99% of the "comics." This guy's a revolution. He's THE SHIT!

[@fikrisk8406]

Definitely the shit but not great shit😂

[@collinw1353]

He's not a piece of shit...he's the whole shit.

[@ipdavid1043]

He understands American more than we do...awesome guy!

[@Joe0898]

Ip David English. The language is English

[@jonnykill78]

Joe Samlofski can’t believe it took a whole year before someone said that to this guy

[@jdo5748]

@@Joe0898Hahahahahahahaha!👍🏻👍🏻👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@tolula9927]

@@Joe0898 Ismo is talking about American slang here. So English isn't entirely accurate either. American English it is.

[@willkeogh2661]

@@tolula9927 Canadians also talk this way, believe it or not... eh.

[@jimmygrahn]

I can’t get enough of this shit. I can watch this clip now and then. So funny every time.

[@luthfiagustian783]

da's a good shit

[@michman2]

This guy is the shit. He knows his shit about shit, and....he's funny as shit.

[@waynecatterton5127]

Ismo is hilarious, In some ways, I find him like George Carlin, talking about the english language. But the way Ismo presents it, is just beautiful. Love his style.

[@tiilenpaa.sarjis]

Ismo can build his jokes brilliantly!

[@hashimawad3760]

I watched him do the same with the word "ass" and iy was equally funny. Some english words can have so many meanings, complicating for us non-natives.

[@madwax4771]

He can definitely make his shit hit the fan, his fanbase is getting bigger by the day. Saw him in during my military service when he was doing his military refresher course at the same regiment. Even at the dining queue he managed to gather a small and noisy crowd while telling some jokes to his friends.

[@Postidemoni]

You mean telling his own shit?

[@samitski]

Ismo on legenda.

[@Sillyboi05]

the American who can guess this in english gets a cookie!

[@fecking_weirdo]

@@Sillyboi05 well it's not that hard to guess what it means

[@naksunaattori8867]

Ismo is a legend

[@naksunaattori8867]

@@Sillyboi05 now give me a cookie

[@Sillyboi05]

@@naksunaattori8867 🍪

[@Wavyhill]

I adore your style of comedy. I really hope you are able to record a whole comedy special (preferably in English, but the Finnish stuff with English subtitles is still good) at some point.

[@hienokaveri]

he should play Carnegie Hall

[@moved2bitchute779]

No, Madison Square Garden. This guy is blowing up.

[@joshuasteele4498]

Truly a special comedic talent! Great timing and delivery, but you always know where he’s going. The journey getting there is a riot!

[@thrasherdave1428]

This guy's jokes are the shit, I laughed my ass off :)

[@sophieminter0]

His jokes are shit 😉

[@thrasherdave1428]

@@sophieminter0 You're forgetting the article :)

[@villepulkkinen9619]

I hope you found your ass! Best wishes from Finland :p

[@thrasherdave1428]

@@villepulkkinen9619 Thanks haha

[@Tar-Numendil]

His bit about the word ass on Conan is really good to.

[@joehutchinson3134]

That was great! Very well thought out and put together. His timing and delivery was spot on I thought. Great job! Very funny!!

[@ilovepudding7873]

i imagine this guys special is just him talking about the same word for an hour, 10/10 would watch

[@adamharris8693]

So funny, lol, big shout from the U.K Ismo, keep up the great and very funny work .

[@TheMysticalFox]

Your second round on Bring the Funny was the only act I laughed out loud the whole way through. You're style and sense of humor are top notch! Somebody give this guy a Netflix special!

[@danielnicholas1160]

I periodically come back to this video. Gets me every time 😂 😆 🤣

[@michaelmilsom9518]

So clever...and perfectly delivered! Too funny :-)

[@maryanneb1122]

I totally love watching this clip…it cracks me up every time🤣🤣Your play on words is impeccable👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@alexharvey9721]

I'm still learning how little sense our language makes. Even our slang makes no sense. This was awesome, thanks 😂

[@jennypai3763]

I don't know how many times I've watched this, I die every time. English cuss words are really the funniest to translate, because they can be used in so many contexts

[@variator7466]

It's so unusual with comedy bits you can watch over and over again. Your delivery is so great so there is always some nuance I haven't noticed before.

[@iknowbilly]

Dude, every couple months or so, I have to look this clip up and watch it again. it's SO FUNNY

[@ollib9837]

Okay now i have shit to do

[@michaelmilano2684]

Yeah...that should absolutely be final line of this bit

[@pele220]

you are by far one of the funniest comedians i've had the pleasure of watching

[@ShubheshAnand]

And Doja Cat was inspired to write a song with the lyrics "One minute I feel shit, next minute I'm the shit" xD

[@abrahamlinkenssphere4236]

You're absolutely fantastic! Thanks for the laughs!

[@Epimpin101]

That was great. Kind-of reminded me of the George Carlin bit about "stuff"

[@jestexgarcia3601]

joe momma yes! I've heard that skit from Goerge as well. I see the connection. They are both pretty funny

[@MikkoRantalainen]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6fKf2ideNp_l8U

[@Stinkbug74]

Yup, my all time favorite by George Carlin. Lets move your shit off here so i can put my stuff here. Still cracks me up.

[@darkmagic1277]

My two favorite comedians are Bill Hicks and George Carlin. I also enjoy Maniscalco for his physical humor, but I just discovered this guy and he's brilliant. His delivery is the shit!

[@sebastianvesterinen7227]

If everybody would watch this once a year there would be no war. And for laughs cause this shit never gets old!

[@xoxLani]

Ismo, you're hilarious!! You never ceased to make me laugh.

[@mikkolappalainen2618]

This shit just keeps going after the shit hit the fan in USA, because he is doing some good shit. Most of his viewers probably shit on themself because they didin't expect this kind of quality shit coming out of his mouth. He's becoming the shit, if I was other comedian there I would be shit scared. Those others comedians need to get their shit together because this shit is for real.

[@PattummaDaphne]

Mikko Lappalainen shit count: 5

[@faizi612]

Holy Shit

[@thrasherdave1428]

This is some funny ass shit. I would've liked your comment but it's currently on 69 likes and I don't wanna ruin that 😀

[@akinordman7145]

*golf clap*

[@TEEHuetinck]

😂😂😂😂

[@zgm6763]

Really creative. You’ve got some great bits. First time I’ve actually laughed out loud in a while. Good luck with you’re career!

[@nsignific]

I always watch this to the end whenever I stumble upon it. It's just classic.

[@Philiopantheon82]

This must be the best English teaching course! not kidding folks, don’t even bother spending money on difficult abstract courses anywhere! Hang around with this awesome guy from Finland.

[@veero8130]

So glad i came across that guy xD

[@loslucky]

Brilliant. You are the shit! On point and great comedic timing too!

[@earlkirkland9476]

His observations are spot on!!😂

[@samstam7033]

Ismo if you don't get your own sitcom I have no faith left in humanity. You are one of my favorite comedians.

[@wellthen...1539]

Super funny dude 😂

[@GrinningOtter]

This never gets old! 🤣🤣🤣

[@JameelaLovelace]

Love it my late husband’s favorite word I watched you on just for laughs and shared with my daughter I wish I had found you what David was alive 💝 I was laughing and crying at the same time thank you 🤗

[@gmcdowell3640]

"Well that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word." Great bit you've got there. It reminded me of trying to teach my daughter (at 16) the different uses of the 'F' word

[@debbiefox6846]

Omgawd I was thinking how funny that would be in one of his skits! Lots of Bleeps on tv but hilarious at a Comedy Club.

[@tenny6246]

oh my I love ismo😂😂😂😂😂 im dying laughing man, this is actually so true

[@eddiexxx6546]

Ismo... you're my "new" favorite comedian!

[@nikim6986]

Lmao, this guy knows sh*t better than anyone else. 😂😂😂😂 Great job man, keep up the sh*t! 👍

[@drewd9985]

Outstanding. It made me think that when one says, "To take a sh*t" it actually means to leave a sh*t because you're not taking it with you afterwards.

[@carolynmcmickle9742]

I was a California court reporter/stenographer for 30 years, and I Love Your Comedy so much. American English is extremely quirky and fickle, the slang is robust, but you get it, And you point out the hilarity. Cheers to you!

[@Coasterflight765]

He would make the best English teacher!

[@Aurinkohirvi]

He doesn't even have to say anything funny, when he just talks it's funny, or when he doesn't talk. Students would be laughing when he gets to "good morning". Lessons would be hilarious.

[@gibsonbloodsport]

This guy is the funniest comedian I've ever seen.

[@mikkunmikkichi3762]

man.. this is your best video... great job.

[@SeanTube2099]

One of the best routines. Loved it.

[@geektome4781]

Then there is “he knows shit” meaning he knows nothing, but “he knows his shit” means he knows what he’s talking about.

[@ericmeechglobalnetwork2273]

Spot on simple comedy... one word... and a great set!! (good Shit)

[@jeanjunkkari]

Absolutely brilliant, ive seen the best comedians the world has to offer and i always believe that a finn would be funny, the unique accent helps and your fresh, hello world this guy is going places.

[@yemarican]

One of my favorite of his shows

[@rookymusic6310]

My favorite bit on language nuance of all time 😂

[@miguelzino598]

Very nice to see how his style of humor has evolved. Back in the day his skit included chuckling a lot at his own jokes which felt like a laugh track, which I thought was shit. But now he's the shit.

[@NarekAvetisyan]

Yo, this is as good as the last one with the "ass". Nice job. Freaking hillarious and smart.

[@richardclarke9966]

The delivery is superb!

[@spyrde1]

Fantastic crowd!!

[@tammysiltanen884]

This man makes me proud to be a Finn.

[@vladimirpetrenko4008]

Incredible sense of humor. The level of intelligence is superior.

[@trentonmurphy6860]

I’ve been binge watching this guy. He’s freaking hilarious and very informative.😂

[@pixxiespit]

That’s some BRILLIANT 💩👍

[@Oxxi01]

Pixxie Spit v

[@fugazi_]

Most worthwile AE lecture I've ever been given.

[@davidkeller6334]

Beautiful technical writing. Came here from Reddit, some other dude doing a Kelowna comedy club set... Dude didn't look like he wrote the bit, glad to find the actual ISMO

[@-MacCat-]

Ismo, you are "a breath of fresh air" with these revelations on the English language. Thank you.

[@904daniela]

I shared this with my ESL students today. Student: like you always say, articles are important. Other student: we can tell that you give a shit about us. Me: my work is done.... LOL

[@fisayoadegoke2887]

Complete comedian...look, movement and voice

[@nishantnarang1191]

saw you yesterday in vancouver! You increased the content on this and made it even better!

[@rkdash2006]

This guy is refreshingly hilarious.. his way of speaking is brilliant.. as well

[@drewdogz746]

You are a brilliant intelligent and funny man. Love your work ISMO. You the shit! 😎

[@JasonW.]

George Carlin would be proud.

[@Stinkbug74]

Omg, no doubt about it, lol.

[@Memorex996]

reminds me of the 7 dirty words where he's talking about fuck

[@LuckyBird551]

@@Memorex996 The way americans use the word fuck can be a whole stand up skit as well. Unfortunately, I don't think anything can top that old video about the word "fuck" kzbin.info/www/bejne/bn_bYaaHgdFqf7s

[@MrJitendra007]

He is AMAZING..his every sentence made me laugh crazy...😂😂😂..

[@christineg.1768]

I love this guy so much! Language jokes are definitely the shit!