ISMO | Pendolino

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[@helenasholberg6130]

He is a hilarius Chap. And happy sort. He has a gift of sharing Happy, funny moments on a clever level. Mind opening Time with his Jones 😂😂😂

[@fdagpigj]

damn, these translations are sorta fun to do even though I'm just wasting my time (and probably others' too) 0:06 Have many of you already heard this? 0:10 [hard to make out what he mumbles but I'll make a guess] ok everyone has heard this 0:13 [still a bit unsure] well let's call it a rerun due to popular demand 0:19 [I'm too unsure to write anything at all here but he calls it an impression of someone] 0:25 so I know how to do impressions, too 0:30 so Pendolino, so this song is the "express train to Mexico" ["Meksikon pikajuna" is the Finnish translation of the piece called Orient Express composed by Gerhard Mohr] 0:38 which tells the story of a train trip, and noticed that the original song doesn't match reality, I'm often on trains and never has that happened 0:46 so I've made an updated version of it for modern times, not to Mexico but to Finland, and not the express train but the Pendolino 0:56 it goes like this 0:58 Pendolino in Finland and we are not on schedule 1:04 in a routined fashion, the driver announces 1:09 there are faults in the engine, and the steering wheel is out of order, and some weird snow thing fell from the sky too 1:19 well someone seems to have forgotten one little thing, the shittiest trains are made in Italy 1:29 well they work every now and then except during winter 1:34 who the fuck actually decided to order these things 1:42 in the curve it's tilting slightly, quite many are wanting to throw up, two men step into the carriage dressed in blue 1:51 moustache-Pete, dandruff-Pat 1:55 both conductors, both of them swinging their large stamp machines 2:02 travel tickets will be checked, moustache-Pete announces, dandruff-Pat is excited, hands sweating 2:10 if you didn't have time to buy a ticket on the station, the additional fee is six euros 2:22 in the restaurant car, everything's hella expensive, half a litre of water costs two euros 2:30 despite that there's no shortage of drunkards, who fall on you in the curves 2:35 and all but the beer is heated in a microwave 2:39 toilets are rare, half of them out of order, "works like a train toilet" is a shitty idiom 2:48 smells bad and wouldn't want to leave stripes, and surprisingly uncomfortable to fap in 3:01 On the spot with the PC power outlet, a stressed atmosphere, businessmen planning investments, on the power of caffeine, they give their everything, so that the world would be a worse place tomorrow 3:17 the richest of them all, sit in the business class, in a serious mood browsing the economic newspapers 3:24 if Nokia is up by more than four percent, they can afford to take another cup of coffee. 3:36 With a student card, you get on at half the price, but even still it's cheaper to go by car 3:44 I listened to the minister of traffic, he tells you to use public transport 3:48 well before you tell others take your head out your arse 3:53 finally at the destination, more than half an hour late, a guy who passes by is a little bit annoyed 4:02 but everything turns for the better and the day is saved, when a dick stepping out from business class stumbles.

[@nickmuffin1722]

fdagpigj E thank you God.

[@haijyvelho]

Trains don't have steering wheels though, lol. The wheel he mentions is for adjusting the speed.

[@gJonii]

The bit about annoyed guy in the end is about a friend who came to pick you up, not some stranger as your translation implies.

[@apexxxx10]

*Hyvä käännös. onx tää joku grado työ harjoitus?* kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIK9f4KsfqqBbZo

[@fdagpigj]

@@apexxxx10 ei en mää mikään käsienheiluttelija oo. Miten ihmeessä toi linkki tähän liittyy?

[@CyberPun]

Ismo on paras koomikko !

[@NeO26597]

Voi vittu ismo, on se kyllä paras :D saa nauraa kuset housussa melkee.

[@eci7057]

Miten niin melkein :D

[@memekid1206]

vitun kova ai ai että nauroin

[@jennikaasinen1307]

Täälläkin oli ensilumi, joka oli noin 2cm ja heti oli juna myöhässä.

[@aerumvorax]

Know the main dude, know the back dude know the filming dudette.

[@jaakkotomperi413]

ei voi muutaku peikuttaa.

[@mattivirtanen6899]

pirskatin hyvä versio t matti v