I Released Every Nation On Earth And This Happened - Victoria 2

[@Last555555555]

This would've been the perfect time to play Banat

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

Yes!

[@bosniencommie1202]

You mean like sauth slavic duchy ore actual nation

[@kentucky4480]

@@bosniencommie1202 ? What does this mean

[@Kosiahswag1]

@@bosniencommie1202 r/ihadastroke

[@combatarcher3101]

Yes

[@brandanberg1716]

ISP: there are like 4 polands. Hitler: Heavy breathing.

[@lordcabbage4931]

Brandan Berg gonna need to demand a few more danzigs

[@kungenavungern2950]

Lord Cabbage do you mean Gdansk?

[@John_1-1_in_Japanese]

@@kungenavungern2950 do you mean Occupied Danzig?

[@Ryuzakku]

UK to Hitler: "You can't have Poland" Hitler: "Could I maybe have just one Poland?"

[@zaikolebolsh5724]

DANZIG IS RIGHTFUL ARGENTINEAN CLAY

[@scottenglish1578]

Read the words “Danish Libya”, shivers instantly ran down my spine

[@naggu1243]

We’re coming boy

[@Notmyname1593]

What does "Danish" even mean? Is there a Danistan somewhere?

[@ValentineC137]

@@Notmyname1593 the people in Denmark are Danes, and they speak Danish. So a Libya controlled by Denmakr would be called Danish Libya. or so the legends say, who knows if -our- the country exists

[@livingangrycheese2668]

@@ValentineC137 r/woosh

[@ValentineC137]

@@livingangrycheese2668 r/ihavereddit

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"Ottoman Near East" well that's specific

[@iregreteverything360]

Yeah man, it often gets confused with the Ottoman Far East.

[@arianas0714]

What do you mean, I confuse it with Ottoman Northen Siberia all the time!

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@@arianas0714 *Tuvan Siberia

[@billmurray9485]

We meet again

[@MatthewBaxter88]

ahh u again... a fellow man of culture I see

[@Gia1911Logous]

Most people: Dismantle the Russian Empire ISP: Dismantle the world

[@swagmastaer]

Dismantle the ocean

[@adrock_sokolov6570]

@@swagmastaer dismantle the rein

[@constantinethegreat59]

History Egg dismantle the States

[@stevenandersen6989]

Dismantle the species

[@rokas-d8o]

Dismantle the civilisation

[@oskarsosinski6375]

Technically there are 7 Polands there: Krakow, Danzing, Silesia, Poland, Galicia-lodomeria, Poznan and the one next to danzing.

[@fireexe109]

Pomerania

[@jimmynutrin9815]

Danzig Silesia and Pomerania are German :)

[@pureevil6047]

@@jimmynutrin9815 Danzig was and currently is Polish. For a time it was German, but it was polish before and after then. The only place currently called Danzig is in North Dakota. Then again I don't expect good historical knowledge from a developmentally disabled bear.

[@Ponanoix]

@@pureevil6047 rekt

[@BurnBird1]

@@pureevil6047 The city itself and the suburbs were predominantly german (about 95%) before WW2, although it was a Slavic city before it was settled by Germans.

[@fortyn5891]

If I tried this my computer would grow hands slap me saying no

[@EVEMASTER99]

I would too

[@meandmetoo8436]

@@EVEMASTER99 grow hands ?

[@EVEMASTER99]

@@meandmetoo8436 yes

[@narottamakarunanidhi1731]

You got a shitty cpu then lol, mine is a Pentium but can still run it

[@KillianHarlocke]

As a Western Australian, I welcome our new Polish-Lithuanian overlords.

[@snaiper195]

Thank you for including Lithuiania

[@donpecz1584]

10:00 Commonwealth actually occupied Moscow for 2 years from 1610 to 1612.

[@glassbottlemenacesyou8323]

*dont say that next to putin*

[@houseking9211]

the commonwealth, sweden, and france during the napoleonic era are the only countries to have ever occupied Mosow when it was full blown russian and russia existed

[@bartomiejkumor9375]

@@houseking9211 France occupied non-capital Moscow, though, when it was basically left for them to capture. Napoleon never captured Saint Petersburg, which was the capital of Russia at the time.

[@ankat6756]

@Sakkra101 wtf, it would be cursed

[@fireexe109]

@@ankat6756 It would be fucking epic

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

If I was a Polish citizen, I would vote for ISP

[@mordapl1641]

He has my vote

[@anthonyaurel6001]

Kim? You? And vote? Blasphemy...

[@gruggrugerson927]

#vale2020

[@cigan900]

F O U R P O L A N D S

[@williambrennan104]

@@anthonyaurel6001 no, because in North Korean elections, everyone who is Glorious Leader can vote

[@george1234able]

This is why Victoria 3 will never be released, everything they could make in a game has been done in this video

[@JCDenton2052]

But Suriname didn't annexed whole South America!

[@zluurkeaksz]

That aged well...

[@kokospapagorgios7796]

@@zluurkeaksz That indeed aged well

[@BabaltBlaydin]

Well you’re eating your words 😂

[@george1234able]

@@BabaltBlaydin Lol I forgot I said this

[@restitvtor6398]

I am a simple man When I see Polish Madagascar I'm happy

[@Gia1911Logous]

I don't wanna like this comment... It's perfect... It's a perfect comment with 69 likes

[@panzhubnikaz7335]

When i see Polish Madagaskar, suez canal and jemen i wanna shoot myself.

[@panzhubnikaz7335]

@@Gia1911Logous Benis

[@Hiroakiarai88]

Aurelian

[@restitvtor6398]

LUCIUS DOMITIUS AURELIANUS AUGUSTUS, RESTITUTOR ORBIS to you, kind stranger

[@WhiteSekii]

"What is a Quebec, is that some sort of duck?" Laughs in french duck

[@kzizzles8329]

Quaque

[@Flash4ML]

Lmao

[@mrsupremegascon]

It's true tho, Québécois have a duckie accent.

[@sephikong8323]

In English the duck go "Quack" In French the duck go "Vive le Québec libre" Funny how transliteration works huh ?

[@rinhays4523]

ISorrowProductions: What is a Quebec, is that some sort of duck? Me: Let's see how many people are yelling that Québec is the French part of Canada.

[@keenanpercival4337]

but how many Polish were living in the suez canal by the end?

[@erickmoczulski1582]

That is true question.

[@chiraqveteran2989]

If you encourage immigration to the Suez canal with settlement policy you can push it over 50% in a year.

[@frohn9461]

Too many...

[@pureststupidity3621]

ISP: Takes Danzig out of Prussia’s sphere. Prussia: Don’t worry, I’ll return the favor in about 90 years.

[@samiamrg7]

11:04 This has a whole new significance in the year 2022, lol.

[@thaneofwhiterun3562]

"The rise of Scotland" Now that's a topic for Halloween.

[@PepperoniMilkshake]

*SCOTLAND FOREVER* **earrape bagpipes**

[@aremegoso]

ISP spooky Halloween scare: releasing Kurdistan as a nation

[@bg3622]

On the Republic Day for Turkey.

[@MolpPlom]

@@bg3622 Turkey: "We are a democratical republic" also Turkey: *jails all oppositional journalists*

[@Ethan11892]

MolpPlom Turkey is a middle eastern nation, what do you expect lol

[@Daniel-bb9qj]

@@MolpPlom *_Erdoğan would like to know your location_*

[@potatogamer1877]

@@MolpPlom accurate, am half turk

[@pureststupidity3621]

ISP: There are 4 Polands here Hitler and Stalin: So how is this going to go?

[@Master_Arthius]

All 4 to Stalin.

[@vistagreat9994]

@@Master_Arthius in this video, All 4 to Poland Lithuania

[@thecakecakecake8198]

i was looking for lithuania, then i saw memel. good job isp, really gave them a headstart, suprised they didn't world conquest with such a powerful starting position.

[@BossCampers1656]

World realeased Polar Bears: Looks like meats back on the menu boy

[@MrEpic325]

Ray Greene LENGE LEVE JAN MAYEN

[@eqaruss]

Is that a CK2 reference

[@sovereigncataclysm]

I love how you've used halloween as an excuse to not make original intros

[@pureststupidity3621]

It’s better to than nothing

[@dawid9923]

8:28 o kurwa W pustyni i w puszczy!

[@pymekpymkowski3657]

Xd

[@oweny896]

MY SCOTTISH ANCESTORS WOULD BE PROUD BY THE FIGHT WE PUT UP TODAY

[@fggfgfgfgfgfg1735]

Still dissapointed that he didnt play banat

[@nickdelsobral9198]

How can you see Banat as an option and not click on it?

[@Douggeuwne]

A Quebec is a native word that means "where the river gets smaller" because Quebec City is the estuary of the Saint-Lawrence. Just random trivia o.o

[@Luigo_33]

My dear friend ISP, when you did the decision to claim the Eastern territories ( 7:38) it said that you gained 15 infamy. You clicked it and went to 39 infamy. Next cut it's the next year and you have 24 infamy. Mr ISP I doubt you lost 15 infamy in the course of one year. This is quite suspicious Mr ISP

[@checkmatefurries286]

Love the spooky intro. PLC is the holy grail of Vicky 2. I have tried so hard to bring it back bby but I can never do it.

[@aidan9411]

11:05 OMG, THEY MADE THE ISP VIDEO IN REAL LIFE!

[@arsray7285]

sus

[@boggle9878]

“This looks like someone puked up a bad of smarties” ISP ~2019

[@honeysauce5244]

Tip if you ever want to recreate it in a relatively fast way is to merge the shattered world mod into the files of hpm by taking everything from the shattered world mod and putting it into hpm and you will be able to form a world that is very similar in about 10 minutes versus 40 minutes i would guess for this

[@edim108]

0:54 Not counting Danzig there are 6: Congress Poland, Galicia-Lodomeria, Poznan, Pomerelia, Silesia and Krakow.

[@buddyltd]

11:21 - "Oh my lord... By George, oh no, they've done it." Well, 'done it' may be a BIT of an overstatement. In the paraphrased words of Gordon Ramsey, "WHERE'S THE HANNOVER?!"

[@DarkMatterKid]

14:16 Switzerland owns Alsace Lorraine

[@fafs23]

it doesn't, Alsace is independent different colour

[@Multi123456789k]

"Playing as Poland is pretty bad because everyone around you want to kill you" - this is soooo true, even in real life 😂

[@mememachine3963]

ISP isn't even playing Vic2 anymore, hes playing Release 2: Heart of Dankness

[@Malar1150]

Scotland rising to a great power is probably the best scare im going to get this year

[@GoodwinGhost]

14:28 i'm still here cuz i wanna hear that beautiful outro! also switzerland owns alsace

[@greens5652]

1:24 that just looks like late game aoc2

[@Dumby_the_dum_dum]

Thats SCARIES THING I EVER SEEN in HALLOWEEN

[@tylerweiss8476]

I try to do this every time I play Vicky 2. I love how much it changes the game!

[@feekygucker2678]

"russia carpet sieged by Ukraine" - yeah baby!

[@warrcoww6717]

Guangdong: Guang means large, so yea... large dong

[@scholarofthefirstsoul5254]

I am disappointed that you didnt play the great country of BANAT

[@Vorpalsword138]

Broke: The Sudetenland belongs to Germany Woke: The Sudetenland belongs to Poland

[@Memeboi-bd8so]

Bespoke, the Sudetenland Belongs to Czechia

[@charliejones3272]

@@Memeboi-bd8so da-smoke: the Sudetenland belongs to Austria Hungary

[@marluk8628]

@@CARILYNF n o

[@captainkasper2981]

@@CARILYNF coke, sudetenland belongs to nigeria

[@gengarzilla1685]

Cursed: The Sudetenland is an independent nation.

[@vinny9868]

Poland: "My country looks pretty terrible. But I like it!" Aactually accurate.

[@satanicturtle9929]

all of the jokes about Russia and Ukraine the year before the real life Ukraine crisis is just uncanny

[@Glitter_H_Hoof]

the crisis has been going since 2014

[@Freedmoon44]

@@Glitter_H_Hoof wait 2014? I thought it was earlier?

[@Glitter_H_Hoof]

@@Freedmoon44 technically so with euromaidan in 2013, but the current war is a direct continuation of the annexation of crimea

[@inferndragon]

Yay more ISP. Scottland is a great power now. :3

[@yupebet]

14:48 - Interesting time of video... Hm-m-m, what does that mean? 🤔

[@perpetualsystems]

bruv sorrow is a nazi i cant believe this in shaking and crying

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Too much Polen. The universe had to balance it out

[@SomeInfamousGuy]

Dyslexia got me like:

[@wu1ming9shi]

"But Scotland and belgium are" Me: Wait WHAT? *instantly looks up*

[@HermanSVKGames]

6:46 That moment when he calls Czech Republic Czechoslovakia :(

[@marcino457]

HermanSVK that tag was Czechoslovakia, with Bohemia inside of it. He probably released Bohemia and Slovakia first, that’s why Czechoslovakia only got a part of actual Czech Republic

[@An_Economist_Plays]

One of these days, one of these games he plays will be so cursed as to open a portal to hell... This one came awful close...

[@zacharymohammadi]

Do every province independent in EU4

[@WombatSteve]

The perfect way to turn your computer into a nice beverage

[@Wm7forthewin]

his computer would heat to trillions of degrees and explode trillions of bits of gluon plasma.

[@Dusty78dk]

You need to play the GFM shattered world. It just gets more and more chaotic everytime they update it, and it's glorius!!

[@sullivanlaramie2901]

Reminds me of the post-conquest era of my Prussia campaign in Empire Total War: The year was 1911. Prussia had conquered the known world - except Malta because you can't land troops there unless the port has no ships, and you can't attack ships in the port. I disbanded my armies and jacked the taxes of every region except Brandenburg to see what would happen. The US rose only in Maryland and Pennsylvania, a couple native tribes popped up, along with Mexico and a couple of the Caribbean islands. No region in India rebelled, Ireland conquered the British Isles, Bavaria conquered eastern Europe, Westphalia conquered western Europe, and Portugal conquered North Africa by 1940. It was a beautiful mess.

[@jfarrar19]

What you need to do is just send in single ships to get "ambushed" and slowly wear down their fleet. One galley at a time.

[@CathyDotUK]

Love how Lithuania was released from Prussia meaning they are just Memel

[@scotttaylor7146]

5:09 This has aged well

[@sharkronical]

11:04 damn

[@jshadowhunter]

3:14 >Slovenia exists for a moment *tears* Please do a Slovenia Playthrough!

[@lordcabbage4931]

Yeah Scotland rising is pretty damn scary for Halloween

[@xenox-cq9pb]

You know that in history poland-lithuania got moscow and occupated in for 1 day but that makes them first and last country that occupied moscow and by this day was made day of independence in Rusia

[@Invicti_]

Sais he released every country Me: doesnt sees Flanders ...

[@cancionini]

Ey man, I'm really new to your channel, only found it 2-3 days ago, but i went through quite a few of your videos and I had a really good time watching them, you have great content and humour and I've never even played any of these games, yet I still have enjoyed it a lot to smoke a j and just put on your stuff these past few days. However I couldn't help to notice that you really do seem to be going through some stuff right now, and I wanted to leave a pretty long comment here with some advice, but I found that there's tones of this exact type of comments on one of your recent vids called - "I Broke World History With This Simple Trick - Victoria 2" - So thing is I dunno if you've read them or not, but if you didn't I strongly suggest you go through some of that comment section on that video, people showed a lot of good support and advice for you. Thank you for all your content man, I got a lot of katching up to do on this channel so I'm off. Stay safe mate, cheers!

[@killert41]

Poland made it to moscow with winged hussars themslevs The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth occupation of Moscow took place between 1610 and 1612 during the Polish-Muscovite War, when the Kremlin was occupied by a Polish-Lithuanian garrison under the command of Stanisław Żółkiewski and assisted by Russian boyars led by Mikhail Saltykov. The occupation coincided with Russia's Time of Troubles.

[@kaiserumaru5528]

13:52 Mighty Central Korea

[@magnificentbeard5506]

The more Polands you have, the greater the odds one of them will survive!

[@jjdude5531]

"which gives me even more claims!" *39 infamy*

[@Jakey-sv3nu]

As a Scotsman this video warms my heart

[@merulaeaspectu2349]

Well, Polish-Lithuanian Arabia looks just like I remembered it!

[@lolakitano1229]

3:16 : so yes, there is Sicily and Two Sicily

[@sirpixel7945]

5:35 "Crisis' dont kick off until 1870" Me who got a crisis in 1845: 👁👄👁

[@benc.3128]

In HPM I think

[@jjmav9]

Just happened to get a Vic 2 urge today after not playing any Paradox games for months. I just wanted to let you know that your Vic2 videos are some of my favorites. Been a sub for a really long time, and I love your videos. Mmmmmmmmmmmwa 💋

[@КириллТрифонов-е5ф]

Europe is in chaos and everyone’s fighting each other. While Switzerland is like “This is fine 🔥🙂🔥”

[@sandstorm9305]

12:34 “We’re fighting ww1 over Austria...” Seems a bit familiar

[@Lolo50000]

9:09 *Recoils in horror* It truly _is_ the scariest time of the year

[@aaronmarq8387]

iSorrow: liberates every possible nation* Italy: unifies into one state* iSorrow: no, this is not how you're supposed to play the game

[@paulineregis6899]

11:22 anyone noticed switzerland annexing Alsace-Lorraine ?

[@combatarcher3101]

Man i wish he'd revisited this one adding more natives in Africa and breaking china

[@marknaughton]

5:11

[@Da__goat]

Video so spicy that I considered Establishing a presence in the Spice Islands

[@KoaFidCZ]

6:47 Czechoslovakia which never controlled Slovakia, nice :D

[@wyej]

You should do the mega campaign, however for maximum suffering you do country roulette too

[@thomasgray4188]

When there are 0 likes 0 views and 0 comments. Finally. And then someone comments at the same time. We were on the verge of greatness We were this close.

[@taylorbarbieri4018]

Make sure not to *choke* on your aspirations, admiral.

[@henriksongaming9051]

5:37 not really. I got one in 1852 or something like that playing as Austria, to "Liberate the polish people from Russia"

[@jorgejustin461]

Literally no person in Western Australia: ISP: HaE WaNNA bE POliSH

[@konduktorpklpriv3133]

ISP: Plays as Poland Poles: *Comes out of portals*

"What if Russia didn't own whole siberia, and the world was a mess"

[@arch3223]

The little brown spot in the middle of the Czechs is triply landlocked, three neighbors away to get to the ocean.

[@phsmanta]

But the real question is, how many polish people are there in Sues ?

[@bapo224]

Every time ISP makes another vicky2 video I cry more about the fact Paradox will never make vicky3...

[@saintbread5080]

BAHAHAHA

[@bapo224]

@@saintbread5080 Im glad to be wrong on this one, vicky3 looking good so far :)

[@nikdaw12]

Four Polands? Yup, thats just normal in country, where the bigest enemy is your neighbor xD

[@thaneofwhiterun3562]

Danziiiiing! With tears in my eeeeeeyeees! Only 1874 kids will understand the reference

[@brunorufini6748]

small curiosity: italy and poland are the only two countries that say good things about eachother in their National anthems

[@cirispin7958]

4 Polands are the most Polish thing I've ever seen!

[@filiptalimdzioski7281]

WTF WHY DIDNT YOU PLAY BANAT???!?!?!?! *Reality can often be disappointing*

[@explosivebean8328]

0:40 Oh lookie there,it’s Texas! Yaaaaay Texas revolution.

[@lololeos2665]

can we just appreciate the ottoman near east?

[@taninsam7893]

Never expected to repeat ISP saying They are scary but I love it so I am just going to repeat if for 8 hours at least then I will stop I promise

[@WombatSteve]

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