This is both an update and an expansion to my first Spelunky 101 which is now COMPLETELY OBSOLETE and you should NEVER WATCH AGAIN!!! ( You can watch it again anytime, it's right here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/q33HZ6Svoquhj7M )
@khorneflakes44464 жыл бұрын
Do you plan to continue the series further?
@leaguecarrypro4 жыл бұрын
Israel Blargh! This video is awesome man 😂 please keep the humerous tips comin... still haven’t beaten the game and I gotta get good before spelunky 2!
@Dipankar-jd7ye4 жыл бұрын
Can you make a video on how to kill ol bitey so that she can die
@Hensley_Jb4 жыл бұрын
😂😂yo u good?
@MeowMeow-mn7zl4 жыл бұрын
The mine way to kill the shopkeeper is way to esay for me
@confuselbamboozle4 жыл бұрын
Gotta remember to "ransack their pockets" for bonus points!
@ohnoes5574 жыл бұрын
*Recommended activity*
@asain_kidevil24414 жыл бұрын
How do you do that
@miloandcat74543 жыл бұрын
Asain_ Kidevil get an idol then sacrifice it to kali then sell the monkey to the shopkeeper then he will give you a bag then sacrifice it then you can ransack their pockets
@kaydenroger3 жыл бұрын
@@miloandcat7454 nice grest gide XD
@ellienonekomimi4 жыл бұрын
"Lets say you had a stroke and you reach the ice caves without angering shopkeepers" oh israel, never change!
@ooperblownup4 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it 😔
@bakrobertjohnston48893 жыл бұрын
Yea
@MechagirlSachiko3 жыл бұрын
@@ooperblownup Almost every Spelunky master with a bunch of successful runs under their belt will tell you that learning to rob shops and get away with it is a much better strategy in the long run than being a completely honest customer, simply because more money not spent buyng things = higher score at the end of the run. Thus, Blargh treats reaching the third world, the ice caves, without having incurred the wrath of a single shopkeeper as an utterly lunatic course of action. Which it is! You should ALWAYS rob shopkeepers blind, especially when they sell bombs, ropes, guns or jetpacks.
@zacariasdelalcazar88733 жыл бұрын
All of you, get down to the Spelunky 2 forums AT ONCE. There are a bunch of unenlightened troglodytes over there who think that NOT slaughtering every Shopkeeper you see is an option - a *viable* option! *HERESY!*
@jestfullgremblim80023 жыл бұрын
@@zacariasdelalcazar8873 exactly
@theomarzona74214 жыл бұрын
REMASTERED. Now with 4x more amazing editing.
@Karu10p124 жыл бұрын
Hää
@apparentlysubliminal4 жыл бұрын
This editing is incredible. You got more than one audible laugh out of me with this one. I've been using your bomb-jump method, with mostly successful results. I'm still amazed at how brazenly you thwart their attacks, though.
@GoodSmile34 жыл бұрын
A few additions to the video: 1). 1:35 the method will also work without sticky bombs for those who doesn't know. 2). Shopkeepers are able to glitch due to cobra's spits, snail's bubbles or sometimes even tiki trap's stabs and person who got that kind of amnesia won't be hostile to you until you touch him. Because of that, they can forget about you if you only STOLE any of their items (but never killed or shot from the shotgun even once) and stop attacking you AT ALL, but some conditions have to be met in order to work. There is a consistent method that you have to Google yourself! 3). Hyperarmour happens when they get hit IMMEDIATELY AFTER recieving some extremely light damage that they didn't even feel (for example thrown rock at the face, these terminators duh). 4). In co-op if any of your idiotic friends somehow died you can ask them to use their ghost to peacefully steal his shotgun without making him angry, one ghostly breath will do it and he is completely disarmed. You can even make him leave his shop that way without pissing him off! You can use that to disarm/calm down/what not anywhere, not only in shops. That's it. This video is a blast. Only wonder how many shopkeepers were killed in the production of this video.
@ElBlargho4 жыл бұрын
Easily over 500!
@jaydenwilton52793 жыл бұрын
i think #2 might be related to forgiveness
@_ethernia_ Жыл бұрын
@@jaydenwilton5279 this is spelunky hd
@jaydenwilton5279 Жыл бұрын
@@_ethernia_ forgiveness exists in spelunky hd, it's just much harder to get it to work
@jaydenwilton5279 Жыл бұрын
Actually I have 0 evidence of this so idk
@pranays37784 жыл бұрын
My heart skipped a beat seeing this in my notifications. Edit: my heart has now skipped many beats. I'm dead now Blargh, DEAD. Are you happy?
@ElBlargho4 жыл бұрын
ARE YOU A SHOPKEEPER? IF SO THEN YES IF NOT PLZ NO HAUNTING
@THEPISSPALADIN4 жыл бұрын
DO NOT WORRY KALI WILL REVIVE YOU FOR SACRIFICING THESE OLD ASS MEN
@thenecromancer41133 жыл бұрын
WHY ARE ALL THESE REPLIES IN ALL CAPS?
@kirb82533 жыл бұрын
I DONT KNOW
@thetarr23 жыл бұрын
@THE NECROMANCER I DONT EITHER
@UrwanMichelangelo4 жыл бұрын
*H E R O I C J U S T I C E*
@Yourstepfathersdog3 ай бұрын
6:04
@STINKERMCGEE4 жыл бұрын
"Then proceed to bathe in the blood." I laughed 'till I cried.
@amx-103hammahamma24 жыл бұрын
The man said “ T H E N S H R E D H I S S P L E E N T O H A M B U R G E R”.
@justdario57484 жыл бұрын
I'm horrified at the idea that Shopkeepers will become slightly smarter in Spelunky 2.
@williamngulube92879 ай бұрын
No worries astronaut. Shopkeeper never went to school.
@thenecromancer41134 жыл бұрын
With footage and a few hours of practice, I learned how to get the most out of hired help. Thanks man!
@lokinighton72994 жыл бұрын
I’ve pinged the Spelunky Discord to get this added to Rules and Resources along with the rest of your Spelunky 101 videos that were already there ^w^
@ElBlargho4 жыл бұрын
cool, I didn't know that!
@badams524 жыл бұрын
The update I never knew I wanted, but am so glad to have. Your editing skills are much improved.
@darkoverlord314 жыл бұрын
I admire your passion and continued loyalty to Spelunky comrade. Never stop lunking
@konato_k-asteamplayer65664 жыл бұрын
13:30 This is the preferred method for speedrunning BUT we drop the bomb from the entrance platform instead of going down, just jump if your bombs are sticky or drop it close to the ledge and let it slide if they are not, it's the safest way to handle the black market.
@programmer4204 жыл бұрын
YOOO RIGHT WHEN I START GETTING INTO SPELUNKY 101 I REALIZED IT WAS AN OLD SERIES AND A NEW ONE POPS UP YOOOOO
@stanleys.squarepants72274 жыл бұрын
Same
@SlightlyAbsurd4 жыл бұрын
Damn, nice editing, dude! I bet this is gonna help a ton of people
@nitroflux_o10403 жыл бұрын
It did
@theperfectpenguin45924 жыл бұрын
This is so good! This made me laugh so hard but the knowledge is really useful!
@YQMaoski4 жыл бұрын
By all looks of it, Paco seems to enjoy the 4-finger discount... Your first Spelunky 101 tutorial for shopkeepers is what got me practicing on massive shopkeeper killing and ultimately allowed me to beat the game. So thank you!
@pupkins0004 жыл бұрын
You forget about "super secret shopkeeper killing technique"! On jungle levels, if you manage to get shopkeeper devoured by mantrap you can destroy mantrap, before shopkeeper get out from it, then the shopkeeper will be gone with it and you even don't gain wanted levels!
@atomicspacemonky4 жыл бұрын
This video was chock full of good tips!! Another trick you can do is a variant of the bomb jump trick: If the shop is selling a present at the spot closest to the shop entrance, you can whip and jump at the same time to open the present instead of throwing a bomb!
@dawaste4 жыл бұрын
Although I no longer play spelunky, I’m still very happy to see the new shopkeeper 101 video
@ImaginatorPage4 жыл бұрын
This is the best Spelunky video I’ve ever seen.
@Supribo4 жыл бұрын
4:29 this move is too imprecise shopkeeper runs away with my car and is now in florida
@hadriendebris46814 жыл бұрын
This is my first time commenting but you got me into serious Spelunking. I had a first love after the first eggplant run from Bananasorus Rex, but your custom levels taught me a lot. I got into mossrankings, and after some good times, I completed a run in some categories. I thought I had seen a familiar face in the ladder and it was you. I finally got some places above you but wouldn't be there without you. Thanks again for your infectious enthusiasm and keep Spelunking!
@ElBlargho4 жыл бұрын
keep on goin' down brutha!
@boi89923 жыл бұрын
Searching "The art of killing shopkeepers in spelunky" always works.
@mattstat7164 жыл бұрын
I don't even play or watch Spelunky... This video was so well made that it didn't matter.
@jplay97104 жыл бұрын
This is even better than your old videos in terms of editing and presentation. Great work.
@hyperventalated4 жыл бұрын
Ive recently become addicted to Spelunky and just got my first ever Olmec win a couple days ago, and my second yesterday! So these Spelunky 101 videos have been a huge help, and hilarious, thank you. P.S. Attaching a sticky to a corpse and pushing it down to the Ahnk keeper is genius.
@ElBlargho4 жыл бұрын
Get 'em!
@Alastoriguess4 жыл бұрын
after 10000 years finally another speluny 101
@abandonedchannel24533 жыл бұрын
The first time I hit the shopkeeper and he started chasing me I was laughing my ass off
@onionring7628 Жыл бұрын
This deserves more than 4 million views. If only spelunky was more popular
@splits89994 жыл бұрын
Oh my god you made a new spelunky 101 thx so much for the great entertainement!
@Charsept4 жыл бұрын
1:50 I was hoping my method was on the list and there it is! 😁
@MrOwnpown4 жыл бұрын
thank you for giving me new tips on mangling shopkeepers, You truly are the greateast spelunky youtuber of all time!
@ElBlargho4 жыл бұрын
Spreading the love!
@TheStardustConspiracy4 жыл бұрын
And don't forget to always sacrifice their corpses to Kali its a good method to keep damsels alive
@scrowfunk81093 жыл бұрын
i watched the intro of this video frame by frame and now i cant unsee the black bars around the "101" as it comes uncovered by the darkness
@ginger18304 жыл бұрын
Thanks Israel, I've had some trouble in the black market lately and these tips should help me in my greedy endeavours.
@ElBlargho4 жыл бұрын
Those damn shopkeepers will pay for all their organized crime!
@professorhazard4 жыл бұрын
I just started playing Spelunky a few days ago. I am very glad that someone has so eloquently put to words the degree to which the shopkeepers are mongrels who deserve nothing but cruel death. Your video has delighted me in the wake of the inhuman slavers blowing my ass to Mars hundreds of times. Thank you.
@dergauner90323 жыл бұрын
"So, you successfully embraced vio-*heroic justice*" hahahahaha
@nyxuehara4 жыл бұрын
Spelunky 101... Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a longass time.
@xxitjixx4 жыл бұрын
I recently rebought the game on steam since Spelunky was taken off xbox gamepass, thanks for even more tutorials! You've helped me along the way.
@ashyvlogs11324 жыл бұрын
It's been too long thanks for returning to one of my favourite series
@ristopoho8244 жыл бұрын
It's interesting to see you grow as youtuber, seeing you redo this. The spelunky 101 has been my favourite of the things you did, and. Well. This compared to the old one is somehow superior. You have toned down on the profanity, but not the occasional evilness, which makes the shopkeeper contacts so entertaining. I don't watch most of your videos, only when something seems particularly interesting or when i feel like it, so i'm not sure if you have said it already. But. Do you plan on doing the other spelunky 101 episodes too?
@handicrap4 жыл бұрын
The profanity is toned down because youtube is trying to cancel freedom of speech.
@ElBlargho4 жыл бұрын
I don't feel like the others need a remake. There are a few "advanced tactics" I didn't know about when I made the first one, but there aren't enough to make a whole video about. The profanity is toned down because it made me cringe when I listened to my or other people's gameplay videos, so I made an effort to stop it...
@handicrap4 жыл бұрын
@@ElBlargho Fair enough.
@handicrap4 жыл бұрын
@@ElBlargho Man, I probably have well over a thousand hours into Spelunky and I didn't know you could hit the shopkeeper through the diag box, the jump and bomb trick (I usually do the wall whip). web gun, but I never touch that thing; putting a bomb on a dead keeper for the ankh room. On top of that, your writing is eloquent as hell, (you should write a book) and your love for the game bleeds out from every frame. Top notch stuff. I also asked my GF if you might be from PERU? I had a roommate from there and you sound just like him. I know the saying is overused but you do deserve more subs, tough trucking on these streets. I look at you and I'm like if this guy has 20k subs, how does anyone break through in gaming channels these days? Thank you for quality entertainment.
@spaalonebabuguuscooties4 жыл бұрын
you really dont need the rope for the rope bomb method just jump with the item as the shopkeeper is still moving and he'll move to the edge of the shop. its what I do and imo the ease and low cost makes it the best
@ra1neruha4 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEEEEEEES SPELUNKY 101 IS BAAAAACCCKKK BITCHEEEESSS
@Xeroph-52 жыл бұрын
6:40 "Let's provoke a reaction" I'm dead bro
@lixix13374 жыл бұрын
At 2:16 after I heard the words "Strip down to your undies" I imagined the next line would go in a completely different direction. I'm really happy it didn't though.
@Spoopy_Spinny Жыл бұрын
Me too
@-lopez5474 жыл бұрын
101 r back. i cant believe it
@thenecromancer41133 жыл бұрын
Description: You're a good honest spelunker, but THE MAN keeps holding you back! Video: Luckily, we're neither good nor honest.
@Karimotoo4 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this episode for so long, thank u!
@ikiiwikii94544 жыл бұрын
Thank you for existing
@ElBlargho4 жыл бұрын
Existing is one of my strongest skills!
@cultistaautista4 жыл бұрын
I had to make sure I wasn't asleep whe I saw a new 101
@gmng99504 жыл бұрын
he’s back!
@vicensk270 Жыл бұрын
4:34 I will remember that laugh in all my dreams!
@petelovagssecondaccount52914 жыл бұрын
I once killed an angry shopkeeper in the ice caves by attaching a bomb to the side of a falling platform then sending it down for an explosive surprise
@gringomoderfoquer82874 жыл бұрын
Loved the remake
@doctorjohn25374 жыл бұрын
I hope that you will be able to bathe in shopkeeper's blood in Spelunky 2 with all that liquid physics... also impale them with the crossbow :)
@ElBlargho4 жыл бұрын
Nothing would make me happier than an ACTUAL POOL of shopkeeper blood to bathe in...
@littlehorn00634 жыл бұрын
I'm astonished that you're still making videos about this game, even after six years...
@ABomm4 жыл бұрын
There is also a shopkeeper forgiveness mechanic: if you anger the shopkeeper without killing him, subsequent levels will give you a chance to be forgiven if the shopkeeper is killed before being aggroed.
@ciaranpatrick68594 жыл бұрын
This brings back many memories... I first found your channel through spelunky 101 back in the day and just saw this now... I wish KZbin had recommended this to me earlier
@nitroflux_o10404 жыл бұрын
The rope lure+bomb strat is the most fun thing to do in this game, thank you for that Also bomb cooking to kill the tunnel shopkeep makes me feel like a *gamer*
@motomoto74812 жыл бұрын
“And like a Helpless child in a Black Friday event stomp him to death” bro you wrong for that 💀
@kzyoi4 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh the series returns
@ryanhernandez18774 жыл бұрын
Finally, he is back! What joy to see our maniacal Spelunker once more!
@yigitomerkayhan53694 жыл бұрын
Holy shit a new episode of Spelunky 101! We need anoyher episode of advanced tactics as well I’m not still good enough
@fno20094 жыл бұрын
Most important tip is to jump and shoot at the same time everytime so that if their hyper armour kicks in you will just dodge their shot and can keep going.
@smuckerst83554 жыл бұрын
It the classic version if you do the whip and jump method and take everything (importantly their shotgun) and then keep them alive, they wont have an exit guard at the end of each level. This also works wonder at the black market because every shop becomes a free store, but you only have one angry shop keeper who is hopefully disarmed.
@spachino73514 жыл бұрын
I’m loving this new look as much as I love sacrificial rituals to Kali
@LinuxIsNotAnOperatingSystem4 жыл бұрын
yay! 101 guides are back! Please do a 101 bombs next!!
@gmdhealth2 жыл бұрын
Yes, i have a good kill strat, push a moving tile toward him to a wall and do not jump otherwise he goes behind you, but he will eventually be crushed if pushed to a wall
@warpstarrogue35542 жыл бұрын
During the jungle levels, a man eater might swallow a bearded moron when he’s angered. This won’t kill them, but it will make them forget your previous crimes, making him and his pals completely oblivious to your murderous intentions if left alone when entering the next level. Use this to rob their shops with zero risk or end them in the most humiliating manner.
@Ratigan2 Жыл бұрын
It's so refreshing to listen to someone else talk the shit out of these demonic beings
@lilangel96914 жыл бұрын
Amazing editing! I am very much pleased to add this new chapter into my selection of killing methods
@NekoKhris3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Spelunky 2 tips
@everyothernamestaken69954 жыл бұрын
Damn it's been a while since a 101 thanks this is a great vid
@Ly..4 жыл бұрын
More Spelunky 101?! Sign me the fuck up!
@MineSlimeTV4 жыл бұрын
WOW I WAS NTO EXPECTING A SPELUNKY VIDEO IN THIS YEAR WOWIE! :o
@ocksie4 жыл бұрын
The bomb jump has always been my method of choice, because I too like watching shopkeepers explode
@KaiNuxalia2 жыл бұрын
watching through some of ur old vids and i see ur almost at 30k, hope to see you there soon!
@khorkienjoo52923 жыл бұрын
LOL, I like the way you talk about murdering shopkeepers. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
@sigsourr4 жыл бұрын
For the black market ankh bomb, I only use one bomb. All you have to do is throw the bomb at the large plank on the ladder and the bomb will most often land on him or just explode on him if you don’t have stickies
@minersheep82854 жыл бұрын
I miss this series so much you know...
@Helmotz.4 жыл бұрын
This video is a 10/10
@commentpolice46944 жыл бұрын
Wow your art has gotten really good
@arnulfozamorano50504 жыл бұрын
This is great!
@bontalor4 жыл бұрын
I loved your Spelunky vids years ago and now I can't wait for your guides when Spelunky 2 comes out!
@greasyburgerman75273 жыл бұрын
The trial music hit me like a 12 gauge shotgun wielding maniac trying to make a living
@maniacmario76124 жыл бұрын
Dude your videos make me so happy man. Love the splunky content
@MineSlimeTV4 жыл бұрын
and wowie I remember your videos so much I am so glad of this! Thank you youtube FOR NOT GIVING ME NOTIFICATIONS TO A CHANNEL I SUBSCRIBED A LONG TIME FOR! D;
@Momohhhhhh4 жыл бұрын
H E R O I C J U S T I C E Goddamn, that got a cackle out of me
@toadboydude50154 жыл бұрын
This was awesome
@staxellion46424 жыл бұрын
I've wasted years gambling a good run with the "item juke". The 4th method is a godsend!
@1brianm79 ай бұрын
I believe I accidentally disliked this masterpiece 3 years ago, what a blast from the past.
@thegreatqtip45164 жыл бұрын
#5 may be difficult depending on the terrain outside the shop, but I figured that one out for myself goddamnit and I'm going to use it.
@kirbyhihello4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to shopkeeps 101 DLC pack
@rymaxrules64164 жыл бұрын
YEEES ANOTHER SPELUNKY 101
@spaalonebabuguuscooties4 жыл бұрын
You can do the rope bomb lure without the rope by taking the item at the edge of the shop and jumping at the edge of the shop while the shop keeper is still walking towards you
@BlazingnitroYT4 жыл бұрын
My dude YOUR THE KING
@wutamidoinghere2 жыл бұрын
Lol idk why i still play this game i think cus at my school this is literally the only game that isnt blocked but i play spelunky *classic*, some tips people give do not work here but some are useful thankyou still!