Spelunky 101 - Kali Altars

So you found a blood-soaked altar in your travels. The stone behind it is carved in the image of a many-armed, oddly alluring figure. What is a Spelunker to do?
Offer up innocent victims to her glory, of course.
Other Spelunky 101 lessons for your perusal:
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Eggplant Shenanigans!
Bananasaurus Rex's full eggplant run: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrPeu...
BaerTaffy's Eggplant Trials: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSNY37...
Kompletley_Karma's King Yama's Gauntlet level pack was used for this video: spelunkybin.com/maps/102
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[@TheBookreader123]

The one time I accidentally sacrificed myself on the altar, I stopped playing for a week.

[@saoz3]

well yoir gayso

[@saoz3]

and you can

[@Cacemomarerona]

space core triggered classic player?

[@helpmii6826]

I once had a hired help who killed two shopkeepers and then sacrificed himself by taking fall damage and landing on the altar I was partially upset by this

[@astra3766]

Justice for Waluigi one time I was wanted when i entered the black market and a hired hand managed to take a shotgun from a shopkeeper somehow

[@thegreatqtip4516]

“But don’t worry, she will forgive you. You just need to bring her more bodies.” I think you forgot to say just like marriage that time.

[@cardboardhawks6783]

Please don’t smite him o great q-tip

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

You have angered the great q tip (The great q tip seems displeased with you)

[@gmon5000]

One more quick note about the reward for 8 favor: Kali won't give you a Cape if you already have a Jetpack.

[@aliakhtar8622]

gmon5000 I wish it did the same for the spectacles and Udjat eye. 😪

[@jaydenwilton5279]

yeah but the spectacles increase light in dark levels

[@htrehtrgfrebe63]

@@jaydenwilton5279 this is why the miner should be nerfed

[@ThePCguy17]

I love how his description of the eggplant sounds incredibly sarcastic despite being totally accurate and serious. Only the most determined and skilled (or, one might say, the most worthy) of individuals can carry the eggplant all the way into hell while keeping it intact, and those that do will find Yama to be a total pushover as he eats the eggplant and then dies in a single hit.

[@Tr0lliPop]

wait thats serious?

[@ThePCguy17]

@@Tr0lliPop The eggplant breaks if it hits anything too hard when you throw it, like the skull does. And if you throw it at Yama, the secret final boss of the game, he dies instantly. You can look up a speedrun, it's called the eggplant run or something similar. Personally, I like to think that the devs wanted it to be known as a troll item that no one wants, and then some tryhard said, "fuck it, I'm going to take this useless piece of shit to hell and throw it at Satan." And then Satan (Yama) died and everyone was very surprised, even the devs who hadn't expected anyone to notice that particular easter egg.

[@Tr0lliPop]

@@ThePCguy17 lmaoooo it's actually serious xD

[@ThePCguy17]

@@Tr0lliPop yeah I was shocked too, especially because I didn't know the ending plot twist to an eggplant run until after I'd stopped, replayed it, and then checked myself for hallucinogens

[@logasoba]

blood for the blood goddess BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODDESS BLAHD FOR DAH BLA-

[@CandleLightDoesThings]

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

[@stalehuman7585]

When the comment is so retarded that it gains 8 likes in 2 years

[@vol10O000]

Stale Human 9 cause I liked it

[@vagledip5190]

@@stalehuman7585 now they are 3

[@hatgirl9992]

BLOOD!😈

[@Phhase]

I remember when it was impossible to sacrifice a live shopkeeper - unless the shopkeeper was trapped inside a man-eating plant. It was the highest possible value sacrifice.

[@bandana5595]

It’s still the most valuable, at least in happiness

[@AngryNerdBird]

The mummy vomit only counts towards 6 drops of blood, FYI. You'll get 3 HP for every four heaves you collect. Still a great deal. ANd you get a 50% bonus payout from the pooping monkey if you can dodge the ghost long enough to let it run out of poop.

[@Garchomp808]

that completly depends on the area and how long you do it for also nobody talks about the crystal monkey i found when i sacraficed the crystal skull from a ghost forest level

[@MosoKaiser]

@@Garchomp808 Yeah, with the value multiplier for treasure being 25% per zone but 50% for idols, the monkey is profitable compared to the idol only in the mines and jungle. The crystal variant of the money is purely cosmetic, however.

[@SpartanManch]

Kali just needs a hug.

[@SpartanManch]

+Noice Gamer she looks kinda squishy:D

[@SpartanManch]

+Kaiju Kamacuras lol

[@EarthPhantomTS]

+Noice Gamer Ooh, ooh [raises her hand]! Me too! She's one of the deities I worship anyway, so I probably would fit right in!

[@thenecromancer4113]

Kali just needs a snickers

[@yoshimallow]

I can already see someone drawing a wholesome picture of all 3 Damsel variants (4 if you count the Sloth) being hugged by Kali who is huddled in a soft blanket.

[@thedailyanimator]

Fun fact about the Kapala : if you die but your body is not destroyed and you have the kapala, if your body collects enough blood to fill it, you will come back to life but the music will be gone until you go to the next area

[@lilangel9691]

Even though I know most of this information, I still find your humor entertaining! It's nice to see a return of the old Spelunky101!

[@preg13]

Did this mention self sacrifice? that's my favorite way to kill myself to respawn in the moai head. This vid was great! very funny

[@yoshimallow]

I wonder... it that self sacrifice is enough to give you the invigoration, will that start you with 12 health?

[@badams52]

Awesome, the funny spelunky 101s are back. Keep em coming...

[@dragonboi6744]

“Congratulations... *NOW GET RUNNING* “

[@Dzingzing]

Not only was this child smackingly hilarious, it was also so well explained, executed, and constructed perfectly! Kali is definitely my favorite part of Spelunky (beside the murder). >:) Keep doing what you do, Israel!

[@ElBlargho]

Dzingzing I can always count on ya to make me feel good for talking about doing terrible things in videogames!

[@Dzingzing]

Israel Blargh And I can always count on you to make me not feel too bad about my suck sense of humor!

[@RhythicManRhythm]

This video needs to be preserved for a long time. Helpful and funny.

[@eutrader74]

...I can trick my wife into thinking the altar is a bed! *MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

[@jackbevan3885]

The EGGPLANT! LET US PRAY FOR THE EGGPLANT GODDESS! UMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@hleghe810]

Jack Bevan ..?

[@axew3127]

@@hleghe810 UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@dopeameen7911]

A shopkeeper turned me into a fucking glove.

[@louisehesmondhalgh7685]

i never thought the ghost skull did anything but give you money for taking it to the exit

[@ApatheticBeaver]

Excuse me, yetis are good boys! They don’t deserve death

[@mrmeowmeow1031]

Or are they _Kaltars_...

[@BOTzerker]

Your best Spelunky 101 video.

[@corygibson6551]

this is my buddy's​ and my go-to couch co-op game! great tutorial, you got a new subscriber!

[@thefantasticfungas1617]

This video helped me in the fact that 1) there is a haunted castle secret level and 2) every character that can be sacrificed costs a certain amount points

[@tanguasaltfork5876]

Instructions unclear I accidentally sacrified my brother what to do know.

[@golemgolden4670]

Its 5 years later and i just realized the way he got his nostalgic throwback byrecording windows player footage of it.

[@azureempyrean64]

2:58 this is SCP-682 scream

[@vagledip5190]

That's actually a stock sound effect

[@itsNyroc]

Awesome video man! Keep it up!

[@chillerwhale208]

I freekin love how menu secrets are added

[@keys2829]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODDESS

[@rangopistacho6928]

If you give her 100 corpses you get to have a very brutal but very fun "good time" with her

[@jandlyt]

One time when I was playing the original version of spelunkly,I was at the temple and then I decided to sacrifice lots of dead cavemen and hawkman for 99 bombs for olmec,(you can get 99 bombs of you sacrifice 3 damsels and equal to them) when I sacrificed so much it lagged.

[@ryanclemons1]

I don't even have spelunky and i love the video going to watch the rest now.

[@racer927]

I love the slow piano rendition of the Eggplant theme.

[@GeneralHamface]

Super awesome video! And a nice subscriber boost by the way^^

[@fishydids]

On the chart with all the point values you forgot about dead hawk men.

[@dirqvan8052]

AND DEAD BLACK KNIGHT !

[@pikachewie1124]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[@bruvinito]

Amazing video man, thanks for explanations! Do more please! :D

[@xiwenyeoh6773]

I like how you add the dialogue to the characters hahahahaha

[@charbomber110]

Magic eggplants... you never knoe when you need to turn a giant god of gold into a vegetible

[@SupaCLUCK]

The stage at the end...OMG

[@interwebedprotogen7575]

7:52 when you realize that the eggplant will in fact one shot yama... WHAT THE FU--

[@DiscontinuedForNow215]

You forgot to list that dead Black Knights are worth 4 points.

[@alexanderwallenius2899]

Another 101! I love thoose! And i love you too :)

[@ds2sofs]

#ThankYouBasedKali

[@alexlopez3754]

Ahh yes the finest quality

[@scorpiongamer2555]

wow..so much useful info here 👍

[@Elkones]

Great video as always, but i have a quick question. Do you use a custom HUD or something in your spelunky? I quite like how it looks in your runs and I wanted to get it for myself

[@ElBlargho]

Elk160 Ah, but all you need to do is go into the options menu! Switch it from normal to "PRO". It was added in the last update, however long ago that was.

[@Elkones]

Israel Blargh Thank you, thats very helpful!

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

How to get the most value out of hired hands: kali

[@pixelfiend7292]

You forgot the silver monkey, if you sacrifice a bone ideal the you get a monkey that poops gems

[@Ed-pn7xl]

XD subscribed your hilarious keep up the amazing work

[@hhhj4351]

I love that series :D

[@BrixAlive]

Man I need to use the kali altar more

[@SkaPunkGamer]

7:05 Dull boring black market song 7:06 Nice shop keeper music

[@jimmyjuice697]

This video keeps popping up in my recommended for some reason. I don't even play/watch Spelunky

[@ElBlargho]

It's Kali's siren song, calling for your attention and eventual eternal devotion...

[@pringlepenguin2448]

Same happened to me and I realised I had splunkey all ready installed probably from a sale or something 1000+ deaths later I can still only manage to raid the black market at most every 20 runs

[@lapetitband2588]

2:24-2:31 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Great tutorials, Israel, and great dubbing. From south Spain, my congratulations! I love this game

[@snazzyd6915]

Damn.....that was top shelf. I had no idea...

[@ElBlargho]

+SnazzyD I'm so top shelf I could be considered "choice".

[@tetermc]

Shame that Blargho never really went back to this style of content. It's easily his best.

[@Daniel-kp1lz]

Dude, you totally forgot about what happens if you sacrufice YOURSELF on the alter

[@werdna323]

He mentioned "player characters" and "player character corpses"

[@ryder_4435]

MORE SPELUNKY 101!

[@taffymatt1366]

What about the crystal monkey? Y'know, when you sacrifice the crystal alter in the undead jungle levels that summons the ghost when you pick it up

[@FainterCellar]

In the Point chart you forgot to add the dead black knight and dead hawk men

[@soursugar4867]

ok so completely unrelated, but the other day i was trying for speedlunky, beat the first level in 21 seconds, got a dark level, and hit end adventure before the first measure of the track ended...

[@jenrose4177]

Speed running is lame

[@Kibop123]

That Intro!

[@gavdownes100]

Ah so funny. Great vid

[@kjellgunnartrimbo-forthun6052]

you forgot to add dead hawkman to the list

[@kjellgunnartrimbo-forthun6052]

How will I know they are worth 3 points?

[@lucasxue2031]

Once I landed on spikes w/Kapala and the blood generated gave me ONE extra hp

[@crystalking2468]

4:30 i laughed my ass off

[@christiandkeepen2350]

Israel, you know you can get a ghost monkey by putting the skull tiki on the Kali alter, I've done it my self and I thinks he give off about double

[@elmariachi5133]

How am I supposed to do that in the few seconds before the ghost appears? Seems even more impossible than bringing the golden key to that tunnel guy :( Well, health points seem worthless for the most anyways, because of the countless unfair one hit killers and traps in the game..

[@rileydormer8890]

MORE OF THIS!!

[@ElBlargho]

Riley Humphrys It takes a very long time to put one of these together!

[@haliweaving1306]

Another thing: Dead Black Knight = 4 points Dead Hawk Man = 3 points

[@awseomgyhero]

am I just rng unlucky because 99% of the altars I get are right up high and all of the corpses are Down low so just getting a random item is an achivement

[@chrislarson5097]

Don't forget the crystal skull idol and the diamond monkey!

[@conductingspirit]

does he do anything diffrent?

[@Anonymous-if7ue]

I died at 2:26

[@tans5s496]

Lol

[@bingoccolon]

one sec, lemme find a coffin to revive you

[@mr.cup6yearsago211]

The damsel died too.

[@hatgirl9992]

Ok

[@wildderman8772]

What happens if you give her the ghost idol from just before Dracula castel

[@moniruzzaman1456]

i just put the bodies to get stuff but i never got a cape or a nything like that only climbing gloves

[@Lil_Ms_Dipst]

Is nobody else gonna talk about how literally the Wither from Minecraft is on the Kali Altars? (I am aware that Spelunky Classic has been out since 2008, making it older than MC please don't beat me)

[@qnightfall7878]

Is that special level that is all about Kai in a mod?

[@zy_L]

i killed 3 players and i got the skull thing

[@mrgek2919]

the eggplant is op no lie

[@nathanielbmemevault9008]

eggg plant!!

[@Crazyoldman84]

I saw myself in sticky stuff what is that about?

[@Crazyoldman84]

+Michael Price PRICE Michael Price No i wasn't in the sticky stuff there was another me in some sort of glue like chewing gum?

[@ElBlargho]

+Spiderfly Was it round, pink and it bobbed around? That is the worm tongue. Throw a live damsel in there, you will have fun. Was it a dome like jelly, reddish orange? That's honey in the beehives. They just slow you down like cobwebs.

[@Crazyoldman84]

+Israel Blargh No I have played the game many times I'm pretty good I have beat hell plenty of times this was different to anything I have see I will try and record it its the second time I have seen it but it's very rare.

[@Crazyoldman84]

+Michael Price PRICE Michael Price nope not frozen I play daily so hopefully come across it again.

[@TheVerseG]

Well, it's time to learn about the birds and the bees...

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

I suppose shopkeepers not being as much as other intelligent humans was kind of a clue to them being clones. And since they are clones, I suppose they're a little stale, so Kali doesn't like them as much.

[@meowmrrpnyanya]

The american psycho joke was out of its time

[@DANNY1TDM]

EGGPLANT WHAT

[@amirrashed771]

Congratulations now keep running 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MRDEATH-ev7vq]

Esto lo veo cada año xd

[@jackbevan3885]

Kali gives you a JETPACK?!

[@ElBlargho]

+Jack Bevan She's secretly a super science nerd.

[@jackbevan3885]

wow

[@Crynope]

You forgot the crystal skull

[@MrRhilton826]

You don't need two players to sacrifice one,one time I fell on an alter while knocked out,I died with a gift,so...cool feature??

[@ImperiousViking]

Is it posible to ghost the rubys in King Yama's lair?

[@ElBlargho]

+ImperiousViking It is absolutely possible! kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGXVk32Yls91ndk

[@buckeye_cs]

What editing software do you use? Also, the spelunky tournaments need some good hosts and nominated you. If you haven't already, you should check your steam messages from someone called curticus2 for further info!

[@ElBlargho]

Punny I use Vegas 13. Here's a screenshot! www.israelbarbuzano.net/files/vegas101screenshot.png I was contacted the other day but unfortunately the schedule doesn't work with my available time. Not that I would've been any good at it, hah.

[@buckeye_cs]

Thanks for the info, Israel.

[@AryanMaxim]

Kali is a goddess

[@freshprinceoffortlauderdal8196]

how do you get your game to run so smooth

[@huntereaton8]

eggplant 101

[@ShaolinMonkster]

The stat you gain for kali is a thing you hold on the whole run? I mean, you get 8 points in cave and get another 8 in jungle means you gonna get the kapala?

[@ElBlargho]

It keeps track for the whole run indeed!

[@0tto_]

I watched the video 3 times :D

[@MrDarkmario777]

That Sansflowey profile picture is kinda creepy...

[@hleghe810]

0tto but why?

[@moonlitknyght]

i watched the video 8796345876534897634 times

[@gamertime3475]

I think that this is my sixth or seventh

[@TondPondy]

Israel Brlagh is INSANELY funny!!