The Best Jobs in 40k (Imperium & Chaos)

[@michaelterry4565]

Genestealers: "I'm in your walls" "I'm in your walls" "I'm in your walls" "I'm in your walls" "I'm in your walls" "I'm in your walls" "I'm in your walls" "I'm in your walls"

[@penzorphallos3199]

Genestealer 1: "I'm in your pants" Genestealer 2: "I'm in your pipes" 3: "I'm in your minds" 4: "I'm in your streets" 5: "I'm in your government " 6: "I'm in the riots" 7: "i'm in the soup"

[@daisyjoy242]

I’m in your attic I’m in your family pictures

[@alecdeter1999]

Slaanesh: "I am your walls."

[@taOGrimace]

I'm that bug...

[@calebkimmings3905]

Who let martincitopants in here

[@KuroNekoExMachina]

Isyander:"We defo need different lighting for each other" Koda: *SHINING SUN*

[@BaalFridge]

the human lightbulb

[@LexYeen]

it's how we know koda is a fellow nerd.

[@PeterReid1993]

My guy looks like someone tried to bleach snow.

[@amosmcneal]

FR FR FR

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

DA MIGHTY SUN!

[@xandertarbert]

Isyander on the Guard Goldilocks zone is describing Commissar Cain's lifelong plan. "Just be good enough nobody's mad at me and unimportant enough nobody tries killing me specifically.

[@nox22119]

Yep too bad for him the Emperor had other plans.

[@patrickiamonfire965]

@@nox22119 Pains to be very competent. Vail once said he had the quality of inquisitor.

[@patrickiamonfire965]

Can we talk about this 22:03. Cause he said "Holy shit is that Angron again" this means his hypothical guardsmen survived the previous encount of Angron.

[@xox1592009]

The image of Roboute stressed out at his desk and lighting a cig with the Emperor's sword is perfection 🤌

[@Charlie-qn4dp]

1- Space Wolves 2- Aspect Warriors 3- Genestealers 4- Abaddon Although any of the above would be a great episode

[@blacksabbath5300]

Switch abby and aspect warriors and we have a deal

[@desitri2956]

"you will never be fired" at the guardsman..the commisar: you sure about that?

[@Bamboolamboo]

You won’t be fired, fired at is different :)

[@phaninihar490]

@@Bamboolamboo Doesn't matter, I'm one is a KRILLION :)

[@TheNostradamusMMXII]

Won't be fired FROM the Guard, but will be fired AT either from your own side or, sometimes, the enemy 😂

[@kalemas1]

space wolves. And yes we want abbadon as the 13th -puts finger on scale and winks at koda-

[@bigbardvods]

Agree

[@stephenjenns7083]

Would be fucking appropriate

[@kalev_knight]

Agree

[@king_spazze]

Yes space wolves

[@bannana422]

Agree, Why do I feel the scale tipping?

[@melvixen1943]

For every fighter on the battlefield you need 3-5 pencilpushers, Mechanics and cooks etc. So if you are in the guard or PDF and you land on of those gigs you are set for life.

[@MrMikado282]

CADIA STANDS!!! (-1 for Abaddon) Unlike Ciaphas Cain trying to run from promotion an Ork that finds himself promoted to warboss would probably be really happy about that. He gets a ton of buffs now that all his friends believe he's the smartest and strongest among them and gets to choose the next fight. Sure he might get targeted quickly by an enemy that has figured out Ork command structures but at least he dies doing what he loved.

[@jeffreyzervos6938]

Also I love how Inquisitors and rogue traders just have love for the game.

[@Pandolfinstein44]

Space Wolves, then aspect warriors, then gene stealers And a vote against abbadon

[@jareth431]

There are no wolves on Fenris. No need to talk about the Space Wolves.

[@superdupergrover9857]

Yea, I kinda just frowned at the idea of an Abbadon episode. Took me a minute to know why. Because the cliff notes are : it's not Horus because he's dead, GW let him lose too many black crusades to be cool, but he suddenly killed cadia (he planned it all along **cough cough** BS **cough cough**), but it's too obvious so he still isn't cool. He's also not a primarch and still lost most of the time, so chaos gods don't think he's cool either. I figured it out. Abbadon is a hot potato and a dump stat. So the emperor has to always win... in some respect. So chaos has to lose most of the time. More accurately, _someone_ chaos affiliated has to lose. It can't be the chaos gods, because they are deities. So it is Abbadon. No one wants to write for a predetermined loser, so no one wrote in any Chekov's guns powerful enough to perfume away the BS from "planned it all along" the fall of Cadia is. I'm pretty sure it will end up in lore being that Abbadon really is a loser and just stumbled across the info about Cadia and how to "kill" it.

[@lshackelford4175]

​@@jareth431 The Lion's fists say otherwise, unless my memory is faulty and it was Kurze he knocked out-

[@nmspy]

Abbadon? More like abbagone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂*this user has been excommunicated*

[@jubylam7108]

f isekail the failure

[@wesleyjace1950]

For the four armed emperor (Gene stealers)

[@nikolausswihart6312]

Love me some bugs + 1 Gene stealers

[@johnsmith3085]

“[as a guardsman, you will never get fired.” *laughs in commissar Vote: Abaddon.

[@rickyflowers7901]

Dropped my drink to watch this as soon as it came out

[@davidbadea1360]

Me to really love these guys

[@ryanhitchcock2518]

drinked my drop instead must be a regional thing

[@Figurative_Bandit]

We need the Genestealers! Alpha Legion April Fools’! Down with the Despoiler!

[@MadMooseMedic]

NOT ABBADON! NOT ABBADON! Abbadon for 13th Event!

[@glue3850]

What's the 13th event?

[@oblongdude5312]

​@glue3850 abadon was the big villain after horus, he had a massive losing streak untill his 13th invasion which ripped the galaxy in half, and now he is in the vote people want him to lose untill his 13 time in the vote

[@glue3850]

@@oblongdude5312 lmao

[@niekvanderhorst6065]

👍

[@ruyman90]

Everyone: hold.... hold... Keep holding... *The 13th event happen* Everyone: NOW, MASS VOTE IT!!!!

[@Dum8kid]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1422">23:42</a> Isyander isn't wrong that no where is completely safe, but twice in ten thousand years is still incredibly good odds

[@kittynugz]

I literally play your episodes every single night without fail to fall asleep to. Your voices and stories are my sleep routine.

[@leandrocastello309]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1440">24:00</a> The administratum is acshually its own kimd of hell. You are overworked 14hs a day managing houndreds of papers from thousands of planets and if you lose that _one_ reinforcements request a whole planet goes down and you are dealt a punishment _the imperium_ considers apropiate. There is an audionovel called The Watcher in The Rain that deals with that and i consider it the single best piece of world building the imperium has on this franchise. You can hear the abridged version from Weshammer.

[@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm]

Oh yeah, I was thinking of Watcher in the Rain. Iysander is definitely understating the difficulty, stress and monotony of administratum work. Not to mention that most Adepts are eating dry bread and slop, and going blind from squinting in dim light from the one candle they have to make do with until next week’s candle ration is distributed… three days late.

[@brianreaver]

yup, i remember that story, there's a nut house for these people.@@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm

[@PsychoticFruitfly]

14hrs a day??!!!! when did your dept go to short shifts??????

[@SWProductions100]

In Dan Abnetts 'Ravenor' series, it took a look at an administration space. To my memory, it was this like this huge deadened monolith, with rows upon rows of lifeless clerks just doing their work. Edit: Spelling

[@xanderferrini5685]

I started listening to the Cain archive because of you two, and I have to say, Cain and Jurgen give of the same vibes as Blackadder and Baldrick do (especially in Blackadder goes Fourth). If you haven’t watched the show, I highly recommend it

[@RosaleeAki]

This may already be a patreon episode already but a Black Templars episode would be so cool

[@michaelterry4565]

There is one, though it's 80% Sigismund and not much of their modern stuff, so they might return to them.

[@IsyanderandKoda]

Yep, it's mostly a Siggy episode, I would like to do a full Black Templar episode some day. They're beyond fun -Isyander

[@quarkedbutt3957]

​@@IsyanderandKodablessed be the Space King!

[@tomDubois-w4i]

​@@IsyanderandKoda please tell Koda he is a little cutie

[@PlagueRunner]

@@IsyanderandKoda Inquisitors that try what you said with custodies usually end up with their head facing the wrong way on their torso

[@imstillworkingonthename3663]

Koda gits it Getting socks for Christmas and being happy is adulthood. I got a pack of super Comfortable? socks this year and I couldn't have been happier. A nice pair of warm, well fitting socks is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@pfirestarter29]

Genestealer Cults are who I'm voting for, I am against Abaddon only because he needs to succeed on the 13th try. I even rang that damn bell for him

[@Ultra04channel]

Gotta admit, you made me realize something about every chaos faction except Tzeentch. They're all having a great time. Khorne's followers are all like gym bros (I mean just look at Battlefleet Gothic 2) who are having fun Nurgle and his followers are just really nice guys in general, though I could do without the typhoid fever. And Slanessh just gives you everything you want, and more. And more, and more, and more. Honestly, ending up as a keeper of secrets or something wouldn't be that bad. They're elegant, weirdly beautiful, and seem to enjoy themselves. Also Orks are having tons of fun too. Being a Digganob would be a pretty fun time. And Tyranids would be enjoying themselves if they could feel emotions.

[@NotoriusMango]

My cousin just got married, and then this dropped! Day is getting better and better!

[@kennethblakeiii9596]

Congratulations man!🎉

[@kingstickers7246]

Congrats! Best wishes to them from the internet!

[@hippieyoda1993]

You didn't talk about being an Eldar on a Craftworld, almost never attacked, and you're not necessarily forced to fight. Also just being a rando on a Knightworld would just be like living in medieval times.

[@Retrogaminglord]

The aspect warriors sound really cool

[@Medved725]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1787">29:47</a> Dukkha = Unsatisfactoriness Dakka = You can never have enough Coincidence?

[@quetzalcarteroropeza3708]

The Genestealer Cults episode has been a plan generations in the making!

[@eoinoceallaigh2472]

Koda is completely right, socks are the best gift😂

[@quinnmarshall-mccaskey5466]

The sagas of the Vylka Fenrika must be told Let’s go the space wolves

[@SirRulean1223]

GENESTEALERS!! I'm about to add them to my Leviathan Box and It would be *so sick* if I could watch that video while putting together those models 🙌

[@steele2015]

I stand by the fact that Khorne would be the single best chaos god to follow. He wants you to be the best you possiblebly can be by natural means, increase your own mental fortitude and tatical mind, and travle to find new places and people, and above all be honorable and fair to the people you encounter.

[@Brother_Orious]

He just overwhelms you with blood lust n makes it impossible for you to make sane tactical decisions.

[@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm]

Personally, I don’t buy the PROPAGANDA about Khorne being the ‘god of honourable warriors.’ The part about the skull thrones and decapitations and berserker raging and bathing in the blood of your foes pretty much cancels out everything else.

[@Dokari-l9m]

@@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm Different concept of honor. If I go and take your skull I am honoring the warrior I fought. Now this also depends on the individual. Wasn’t lorgar’s planet worshipping chaos? And they weren’t as bad as is depicted now Also khorne would give a shit about why you do your killing. Have some self control and it’ll be fine

[@dolomaticus1180]

@@Dokari-l9m Actually NO he does not really care, you get bonus points on the quality of the kill, but remember that whole "HE DOES NOT CARE FROM WHERE THE BLOOD FLOWS". The whole honor thing with him is called a front and long as he can sink the hook into you, its all good.

[@Dokari-l9m]

@@dolomaticus1180 So by that logic you can be an honorable khorne follower, we just see khorne worship through world eaters with the butcher’s nails and cultist that are insane. Isn’t there a traitor guard regiment that is a clear division to the usual khorne follower?

[@Coralnstuff]

Weird Michigan reference but I’m with it lol

[@josephmurdock5549]

My vote is for the aspect warriors. Never heard of them and I’d like to hear more.

[@Medved725]

While you may not have heard of the term, you definitely know what they are. The term "Aspect Warrior" is the refers to all Craftworld Eldar forces, Eldar who become warriors choose an aspect of war they wish to specialize in (it's a whole thing). It's probably gonna be a video covering the different units the Eldar use and how they come to be.

[@ianskilton9409]

Best 40K podcast! Returning to the hobby after a couple of decades , Am building a house and whilst digging a sewage trench , listened to iron warriors which is a job I reckon they’d do! My favourites now . Hello from wales uk !

[@captainryan-scott9775]

I want an Eisenhorn episode!!! Though Gene-stealers would be pretty cool too.

[@Thelocalbonezchapter]

Gene Stealers are so fun, I hope y'all make mention of the absolute banger that is Day of Accention. It's such a good book

[@levigoodrich5276]

Space elves want a little bit of spot light for once.

[@TheMackizar]

Since I'm gonna try running a game of Wrath and Glory soon - I vote for Genestealers, since they seem like a great threat to seed in the Gilead System! - Also thanks for making the content you make, the way you present Warhammer has made it way more digestable to me!

[@fuzzfazu]

I read 8 minutes ago as 8 months ago and i was like "how did i miss this video".

[@joshuabrand111]

I actively wait for each of y'all's videos to drop. 10/10 one of the best little things in life that make it bearable.

[@echoedwraith8591]

Always a good day when a new episode comes out keep up the good work fellas 😊

[@ericruiz2131]

letssss goooooooo I fkn love this podcast! it got me into 40k

[@Judiciar_Geo]

It's.awesome watching you fellow brothers grow. I remember the plain black sheet background and freezing cold conditions . Ave Dominus Nox, brother.

[@Methadron]

I absolutely want a Genestealer Cult Video. Like nothing else right now.

[@SubitoKurai]

No no, let Koda cook. Expensive dress socks are AMAZING as a gift (because i didn't have to buy them)

[@derpyduck5207]

Aspect Warriors! Abbadon for 13th!

[@FewerSquid1402]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2158">35:58</a> Khorne sending you to Bulgaria definitely gotta be a reference to that moment in 811 when the Bulgarian khan Krum had the byzantine emperor Nikephoros I's head turned into a drinking cup... So yeah, skulls for the skull goblet

[@weebtrash6177]

Aspect Warriors please! We must send Abandon the Desperate to the Shadow Realm

[@yojimbo8921]

Aspect Warriors!

[@Devillin]

When you become an adult, the best gifts are socks, under shirts, and wallets. I used to poo-poo my uncle giving me a wallet every Christmas. i didn't appreciate them until my wallet got stolen, and i really needed a new one fast, but i was broke. I dug deep down into an old drawer and pulled one out. I thanked him profusely the next Christmas. I wish i still had some of the other ones.

[@Zealus_24]

Second episode of asking for a Magnus video (We have to get one before the wolves)

[@ARandom12Shadows]

Agreed, I'm always here for some warp chicanery

[@Zealus_24]

And I guess this counts as a vote against the Wolves, because I gotta represent the legion.

[@minelegend6557]

Knowledge is power, we must obtain it.

[@gammothdraws]

"Prospero burned. . . That's all I'm going to say." - Brad, Poorhammer Podcast

[@CptKrozond]

I cast my vote for the Genestealers, love the podcast, keep up the good work!

[@GarioTheRock]

I VOTE NECRONS. I DON'T CARE THAT WE"RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THEM, WE ARE NOW. 10,0000 10 HOUR EPISODES ABOUT MY LEIGE, THE TRIARCH, THE PRAETORIAN OF THE UNIVERSE, SZARECK, **THE SILENT KING**! Or if you prefer, I can hit this button that says: "Particle Whip Array" on the deck of this Cairn-class Tomb Ship, and we can see who really wins! **squints in living metal** o_o oh and, I'm barely 7 minutes in, this is already one of my favorite episodes. Deep lore is what I live for but havin' a good time is the shinier half of the same side of the coin, so thanks for a great episode! Man, first The Chieftain talks about the IS-3M and now this, today is going great even though I think I broke up with my girlfriend for the 4th time just like, 2 hours ago. Does that mean if I keep fucking up my life, all my favorite people will output optimal products without fail not even once? :0 Very well, where's the meth. Oh and thanks again for doing this, this podcast brings a lot of joy (and knowledge) to a great deal of people. Including me :)

[@Chocolatebrownfudge]

For the Genestealers and the Eternal Hunger. Also, I would live more tyranid episodes, maybe the tyrannic wars?

[@MangaManiac]

The pants stealers, for sure. They have some very interesting lore.

[@ExplodingIce]

I know Coda had a lot of objections to guardsmen being on the list,but remember that like 80% of the fighting the guard does is against humans. In most marine centric books,guardsmen are getting their skin punched off or flayed in slowmotion by something horrible,but thats to showcase the scale of horror. A lot of times,the guard are being sent to a planet whose govenor decided he didnt want to pay his taxes,and they need to kick down the door and liquidate some assets And for my vote genestealers because who doesnt love cults

[@chessacousins2067]

Please do genestealer cults

[@Kal1osur]

Holy Cow I’m all caught up! It feels like just yesterday I started listening while gaming. This is fun. I’ve never had an interest in playing or buying/painting minis and stuff but hear the lore is wild.

[@freewave04]

Make me like the genestealers

[@adoptedthunder]

Would love an episode of the red corsairs. My favorite chaos warband

[@TheCAL-dx4tr]

The Imperial Fists are fortifying this comment

[@leonmclaren4666]

This must hurt like your magic glove

[@TheCAL-dx4tr]

@@leonmclaren4666 I don’t know what you mean. You seem to be implying that I have lost some conflict, yet I am unaware of what you’re referring to.

[@leonmclaren4666]

@@TheCAL-dx4tr dorn has a pain glove he uses to Meditate

[@TheCAL-dx4tr]

@@leonmclaren4666 I’m aware of the pain glove. I am unaware of what you claim must hurt like it

[@balazszsigmond826]

I know what is better/best for a gig. Being a bonesinger. Those guys are appreciated, treasured even, are accomplishing things, sing all day etc.

[@Artt8898]

Space wolves of course

[@ChadHolt-o8p]

Koda definitely has enough light dudes always glowing but still love the content keep up the hard work guys

[@winterbornfan]

Space Wolves

[@s3rgant]

Do you guys know how much the algorithm loves you? I’ve had random videos playing and the second I hit one of your videos the next video is yours. I skipped 23 videos and kept getting you! (Not to say I don’t like your content I was just listening to music at the time)

[@B-Nug]

Man Isyander and Koda never fails to impregnate me with qualety content.

[@LexYeen]

comrade are you aware of the meaning of the words you use

[@Angel0fSleep]

Aspect Warriors! I want to see Koda's face while Iysander explains how Banshee Masks work!

[@StudentofNerds]

Please do a video on the Dark Angels. I would very much like to learn even more about my favorite Legion or at least hear your guys' take on my favorite Legion. For the Lion, For the Imperium of Man.

[@jhart6764]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1752">29:12</a> need to remember this phrase because it applies to my job very well.

[@wanderingpict8043]

may I suggest for a possible future episode...tech priest is probably a relatively relaxed job most of the time, if you're innitiated to the cult mechanicus that is. You go through your daily routine of prayer and maintainance. the replacing your body with machines might seem off-putting but in the grand scheme of things that also means you have access to top-notch healthcare in a system that at least somewhat cares about keeping you functioning.

[@weeaboojesus5744]

Abby needs his own episode, love him all throughout the Heresy, and wanna know more about him afterwards

[@rukeyazu8669]

I’d love to hear about the Aspect warriors.

[@tyranidinatrenchcoat]

Genestealer Cult for my vote, and I'm back to ask for a video on notable tyranid bioforms like old one eye, the swarmlord, parasite of mortex, and the deathleaper.

[@eviloverlordgamingminion8793]

Genestealers there my first army, so i would love for them to get more people talking about them

[@Raptorlord202]

The stealer of jeans, and honestly abaddon winning on the thirteenth would be too good so a vote against him

[@Bankrotas]

I don't really care about warhammer fantasy in space, but I do enjoy your passion talking about it.

[@DethArchAngel]

I would love a top 20 of the funniest moments in 40k in your opinion. Or maybe the funniest moment for each primarch

[@Tsurf]

Aspect Warriors, they need their time in the light because GW forgets how badass they are. Edit: This was the best episode 😂 Edit 2: And yes please, I need a second one just to see what you two will come up with, because some of your comments were just wild in the best ways possible!

[@gasmonkey1000]

@<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1258">20:58</a> Reminds me of "Left for Dead" by Steve Lyons. Reccomend it, Kriegers are always great, and ya see what happens after a battle for the civs. Still grimdark though

[@pyromaniac7026]

Aspect warriors, abbadon can wait

[@jackmaloon9001]

Space Wolves.... Love it boys, keep it up.... Love from Danmark

[@bazsato6323]

Man if there is one thing I love it's seeing the end credits get longer ❤ wish I could join the other names on that list and will attempt to do so when I have the chance

[@lexmortis5722]

The thing with nurgle corruption is that it does not just end you, it expands your existance and makes you a bio microcosm of life that is not just functioning but thriving. Slaanesh will crank up the treadmill to eleven but also on the pain end, that balances out all the fun when driven to their extremes

[@MikeGib-m4q]

GAUNTS GHOSTS! Two parts preferably lol you guys are awesome!

[@wesleyhamilton5498]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1621">27:01</a> For reference, the excuse for the Nuke wasn't testing a jet. It was that a large explosives/ammo facility detonated. Technically, that was an accurate comparison.

[@hevytimes]

The Orks are da best, pure uncomplicated simplicity. You encounter a problem? punch it, did it work? cool, you're bigger now. It didn't? Awesome, it's now a fight!

[@BrianHopson]

Uz orkz da fightiest

[@kingskelett6265]

Here is the thing with the sisters: they have non-combat roles and they have gigs that are just „guard this church or this holy person“ and nothing bad necessarily happens. In Helsreach there is a prioress at a cathedral who was a battle sister until she retired/got promoted. Also, skitter skitter genestealer

[@bluesteel2777]

GENESTEALERS!!!!!!!! YEAAAHHHHH (tyranids need more coverage)

[@BarnCat1691]

Abbadon only gets my vote on the 13th vote so against abbadon today, but until then GENE STEELERS!!!

[@biddybaxter]

Genestealers please! If only because I love Space Hulk and I hope you'll discuss it.

[@samuelhagberg3694]

I'd love another one of these best jobs videos at some point

[@KidGeetah]

Aspect Warriors Bay-bee!!!! And putting one vote against the those Geneboys because they're getting love and I'm feeling like spending a lil pettiness on this!

[@KidGeetah]

Also gunna finish the list for the space elves. Best gigs are; Aeldari: Bonesinger, the Aeldari path of arts and crafts Drucharii: Doctor, the only person who is in no danger of being fucked with, except by other doctors Harlequins: Shadowseer, you're the narrator and all your enemies are tripping balls, WAY less stressful to deal with than a functioning army Exodite: Exodites, pick any, this is the life, you live way longer than humans with no expectations outside living off grid

[@amgry_leaf8546]

back on my hating abadon grind space wolves is prolly the second last one i wanna see because i already know alot abt them then aspect warriors 2nd cus i dont know abt them and first place is gene stealers cus there cool and i wanna see how you present them

[@TheFlyingNostril]

Genestealers! "Oh my thats some nice exons there would be a shame if something was to happen to them"

[@EnbyDaisy]

I’d be curious to see a Thunder Warriors episode

[@soulslur]

Second that!

[@paulhuston9991]

This! Absolutly yes plz

[@lucastheboss-6147]

Genestealers i just recently finished the caiphas Cain books and they appear quite alot in there i wanted to learn more about them

[@imgoldleader3938]

These are my favorite news anchors!!

[@ahhhhhhhh1647]

Really interesting take on the guard!!