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[@Andaisdet]

I love how PM just casually has 16 verification stamps

[@Simply_resharkable]

Those aren't verification stamps, those are Important Internet Checkmarks

[@something1600]

And that you counted them.

[@Mossy-Kat]

Oh, those aren't verification stamps, they're clown badges, it shows what level clown you are.

[@Artist_Hope]

One time payment and you get them for 2 for 7 bucks for life. They stack.

[@beepboop9712]

He's that important

[@Hey-Its-Dingo]

I adore how people on Tumblr just keep going "What if Bella and Edward from Twilight actually had relatable human character traits!?"

[@An_Entire_Lime]

I adore how people on Tumblr just keep going "What if Bella and Edward from Twilight actually had character traits!?"

[@Onyrooliver]

All i know about edward is hes mormon

[@Epicgamerlolhaha]

@@Onyrooliveryou broke the chain before it started

[@Onyrooliver]

@@Epicgamerlolhaha I break this vicious cycle of abuse

[@ohokay4663]

3:51 my dad planted a pear blossom tree the day my mom gave birth to me. He told me when I was much younger and it was just a sapling- "that's your tree. You'll get to grow up alongside it." a couple recessions, a failed business venture, alcoholism, worsening disabilities for both of my parents and 3 houses later and before I knew it, I haven't seen that tree in thirteen years. Just recently, my mom drove me back over to our first house. It's still there in the front- and so is the one they planted for my sister. It's still pretty small. So... I guess I have even more growing to do.

[@Nyghtking]

I knew I had ADHD, but thanks to that one part in the video I now understand why that specific thing happens with me, as I didn't know it was one of the symptoms of ADHD.

[@zombieregime]

Youd be surprised how many mental and psychological disorders are misdiagnosed by people who have had little to no training in the field, much less even know anyone who actively practices such vocations. I know you dont feel okay. But hey, its okay. I dont feel okay either. You're not alone. You already fit in with the rest of us. Everything is in a state of constant flux, that is how it is supposed to be. People do different things for different reasons, and with most things in this world there isnt really a universal correct way of doing something, regardless of what it seems or what the zeitgeist assumes. You dont need a reason, or an excuse, you have nothing to explain, you dont need a warning label. No one is judging you. Out of 8 billion people on this planet you are the only you. The only person uniquely qualified to know what is actually in your best interest. So just be the best you that you can be. I believe in you. 😎👍 Everything will be just fine..... ....Except society, thats fucked.... but hey, its not our fault. And there is nothing we can meaningfully do about it. So its okay. Enjoy the raising flames of our cultural downfall, Ill bring the marshmallows😁

[@NicholasSchorah]

Same

[@riverstein7251]

My grandpa started a tradition where he planted a tree every time one of his grandkids were born. Mine is a big beautiful oak tree that has broken the sign with my deadname on it at least three times until grandpa gave up on labelling it. My eldest brother on the other hand no longer has a tree because it was ran over once and knocked down during a storm twice. Knowing these two things brings me great joy because I’m trans and my eldest brother is the biggest asshole and bigot I’ve ever met. It’s like the trees are trans allies

[@ShignBright]

Nature is just so wonderfully coincidental. I wish both trans you and your trans tree a wonderful day.

[@__Insanity_]

Mother Nature is an ally confirmed

[@amberkat8147]

Perhaps they are. I have always liked trees, they are so patient and tolerant of our follies.

[@ut_girl666]

That’s amazing, and at first I was like :0 then at the end with the big reveal I yelled ‘YAAY!!’ like :D! Amazing trees, nature, and grandpa - a win/win/win!

[@normalhuman9878]

I’m a Druid and I’m pretty sure most trees are trans allies

[@envinyatar5011]

The best moment was when PM asked Andy to put up an image and Andy just said - No ❤

[@ghulehvoodoo]

im crying i just saw you on a bowigi vid. anyway, hi

[@envinyatar5011]

WHAT Do you mean to tell me that you watch both Coley _and_ PM? Alright get in let's ride off into the sunset together

[@envinyatar5011]

Also, hi

[@ghulehvoodoo]

@@envinyatar5011 I SURE DO!! sunset, here we come !! 😎🌅🌅

[@WooffzTheCoon]

Hi I’m 4 days late but I also watch Coley and PM. May I join you guyss

[@OwlsEverywhere]

I can HEAR Papyrus yelling "NOOOO THAT'S A THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT"

[@torazely]

Gaster: so you saw them picking on Monster Kid and you did nothing? Papyrus: yeah, cuz I was OVER ON THE BENCH!

[@andistansbury4366]

THERE'S A *DOG* LOOSE UNDER OUR *SINK*

[@05veu]

the angst of the immortal pupper is so good, like that one dog movie except the pup wakes up again and their previous owner is long dead. and this goes on and on until its super wise that it can raise a child or smth. pup grows into mr. peabody

[@andistansbury4366]

The immortal pupper eventually decides to build a time machine to visit his past owner.

[@spectralumbra1568]

19:11 There was a book I read that kind of did this, I'm not sure how well-known it is, but it's called Dragon Slippers. It's actually a 3 part series, but I've only read the first 2 and just found out there was a third book. The dragons still had hoards, but the thing about the hoards being all treasure and gold was sort of like a generalization and it turned out that dragons all collected different things that they liked the most. One dragon collected shoes, another collected stained glass windows, and another collected dogs. Like literally just had hundreds of pet dogs that he would take care of. So a dragon hoarding books or orphan children that they raised and treated as their own children wouldn't be outside of the realm of possibility.

[@DragonMaster66]

OH I'VE READ THAT ACTUALLY ...It's been a very long time and J don't remember if I finished it but I remember it!!!

[@mayanadel6755]

I haven't thought about that book series in years!

[@kaliawesome4125]

oh geez i remember that book never did get the rest of the series :(

[@Thendless_Void]

you have my interest

[@averybadidea1469]

loved this series and now i must read it once more

[@amberkat8147]

On the ADHD thing- so THAT is why I live in perpetual mess despite keeping barbie shoes and my earrings in labeled left/right bags and getting unreasonably angry if someone switches them or removes them and doesn't keep them straight!? I'm not even diagnosed. My mom straight out refused to get me assessed when the elementary school suggested it. I came close to failing 6th grade except one teacher, who taught both math and English, realized I kept zoning out and started calling on my when I started to stare at posters or out the window. He probably saved both my academic career and my life, because chronic bullying triggered multiple mental illnesses that same year and being good at academics despite all the chaos in my head was all I had. That and my dog. My sister has now been diagnosed, and we have almost all ADHD symptoms in common, except she is somehow able to keep her place fairly neat. I honestly have no idea how anyone does it. My normal filing system is "put it down somewhere, perhaps in a pile, and deal with it whenever I get around to it on my own, which may take months to several years, or am forced to deal with it."

[@amberkat8147]

19:21- I actually LOVE this idea. I kinda want to make a dragon whose true hoard is their cabinet of fine spices, extracts, etc., and they both and admire Halflings because they see them as their greatest culinary rivals.

[@ArkmageEDM]

Both what and admire?

[@phastinemoon]

The dragon’s character arc is complete when they become friends with the Halfing and they share recipes and invite each other over for tea and dinners constantly.

[@laughingtraitor1969]

See, I can differentiate half a dozen different sounds at once. But that's running on core 3, while language processing is handled on core 2 along with planning and anxiety, and that always has a backlog.

[@andistansbury4366]

**throws core three into the incinerator**

[@Gedeha]

that post about Kris in Undertale made me ralise something... you know that goner npc that talks about "a universe where you don't exist and everything works perfectly fine without you" ? kris, he's not present in Undertale. this is how they would feel like if they visited Undertale.

[@andistansbury4366]

Goner Kid?

[@gunsandroses896]

"Magical shield enchanted to feel pain" and now I enchant said shield to be a masochist and moan when hit. Your move Dumgeon master!

[@althelor]

It negates all damage if you successfully use it to block, however it will instead deal 1 d4 (2 d4 on blocking critical damage) of psychic damage with every hit to everyone who is unfortunate enough to hear it.

[@twudderbutt]

This reminds me of the sword that screams every time you swing it, with the scream volume directly related to how fast you swing the poor thing. I wanna make an oathbreaker Paladin equipped with the screaming sword and moaning shield now. Just feels right.

[@chasevaccaro8468]

I enchant it so that the shield suffers when not being hit, and lock the shield in a box.

[@ASolzhenitsyn]

Haha, the gnome meat guy's name is Bud Dwyer. For those who don't know, Bud Dwyer was the the treasurer of Pennsylvania. He was accused of corruption and others in office basically threw him under the bus. He blew his brains out on live tv. The video has been an imfamous gore video for decades and, 90s ebm band, Filter wrote a mainstream hit song about it called "Hey Man, Nice Shot".

[@Thendless_Void]

the tree post just gave me an idea: in a world where trees are born alongside humans, if a human dies, the tree dies; if the tree is cut down the human dies, one day the main character finds their tree and protects with as much as they can because a group of assassins figured out which tree was their family members and cut them

[@DragonMaster66]

I would read this.

[@RainMarrlen]

I think that’s just a society of dryads

[@emilysmith2965]

The post about children being loud and annoying in ways adults cannot… that’s very true. Plus I love the Lemongrab overlay. 17:21

[@FnrrfYgmSchnish]

The Wikipedia vandalism one reminds me of the time I stumbled across the article on a particular species of big jungle cockroach (Blaberus giganteus) that someone had vandalized with random silly stuff. Some bits I remember: "they are so large that Brazilian children ride them instead of using school buses" and "if you have one in your house, it can act as your personal chef."

[@CoolBeansDude64]

Did you just trick me to look at photos of big cockroaches?

[@astro-the-silly]

BLABERUS GIGANTEUS

[@adrienstarfaer]

20:02 Black dragons are far more streamlined and are able to breathe all of the above at once Also, now I'm picturing an audiovisual hydra that's got a red head, a yellow head, and a white head.

[@andistansbury4366]

Would the black dragon have three smaller heads inside of it?

[@AlterationA]

I'm entirely convinced that the "Your boyfriend" meme is only being propagated to be featured in PM Seymour videos

[@andistansbury4366]

I mean, it's working

[@lincolnhodge2371]

I have ADHD and I agree with the post about visual back ground noise ,I cleaned up my Pokemon card mess just to put the bag full of Pokemon card mess where the original mess was to then just start a new pile of Pokemon card mess right next to the bag full of Pokemon card mess .

[@feuerling]

9:20 new scp: Literally just Tumblr, but it just materialized some day and no one can get rid of it

[@twudderbutt]

I like to think I’m able to guess when a binge compilation will come out based on the lengths of the videos released in-between, but honestly every video is a pleasant surprise to my day despite your very regular posting schedule 😂

[@ShinoSarna]

0:41 That's a thing. Read Multiversity: Society of Super Heroes, it has a superhero version of Anthro, the first man, as an immortal superhero who has been alive for thousands of years. His archnemesis is of course Vandal Savage, an immortal neanderthal supervillain. In Young Justice cartoon, it's instead Vandal Savage who serves this role, as he has been a score of mythical heroes (from Marduk to Blackbeard), it's just his morality is so ancient what made him a hero in ancient times makes him a villain in the modern times.

[@ShinoSarna]

On the Marvel side, there's Avengers 1 Million BC, which is a prehistoric team of superheroes made up of the first Black Panther of the Panther tribe, a caveman with the power of Starbrand, Ghost Rider who rides a mammoth, and Odin before he was a king.

[@52flyingbicycles]

Also on the Marvel side, mutants in waves every couple of generations. Apocalypse was a mutant in ancient Egypt who could absorb the power of other mutants, including immortality. Wolverine was born in the 1800s but his rapid regeneration lets him live a super long time.

[@thetallmaninyourecloset5276]

I bloody love captain caveman, i'd say he deserves to be as popular as Scooby Doo but seeing as Velma happened, i think i'm happy with how obscure it is.

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

12:35 That one seems more like an incentive to kill more people, because that second death seems way cooler (and way less painful too). Call me boring, but I don't think we should rewards murderers.

[@joshuaanderson1712]

Instead we give them names like 'The Smoky Night Killer' and don't really call the victims by name. It's already been said before but calling them 'The Limp Dick Weirdo' might help cut down on the fame aspect of it.

[@coffee-ouji]

Loki def persists as Tom Hiddleston he either IS him or just took his identity after

[@macwellgears5701]

Great news this video gave me a mental break down hurray 4:37

[@littlemxallgone]

0:22-0:27 I have actually! 🙋 Specifically Disney World and during Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party! It was an event so I was with a huge group of people who did as well too! ❤

[@estebanramirez1178]

The Inmortal Pupper reminds me of homebrew I’ve read about. It’s gimmick is that even when it reaches maturity, it will always look like a puppy. It has stupidly high charisma and advantage on everything related to its cuteness. It can even use a variant of mage armor except it is based on charisma rather than dexterity. However, this monster is capable of aging entities it had charmed to sustain itself. You will rapidly age, but you would never notice and it’s cuteness compels you to protect and care for it at all costs, even if it’s cuteness magic let’s it take care of you and itself. You think it is a helpful little guy, but it is secretly the cutest and most vicious little parasite you will ever encounter.

[@hellgazer8370]

at 21:07 i had a massive bi panic attack over seeing N for the first time, only to realize they were a dude. ...now i'm questioning my sexuality once more at 1 am.

[@CelestineNight]

12:53 definitely the example of pm Seymour making a joke 1000000x better. Thank you for existing mr funny man

[@ItsYaBoi418]

3:05 at a rate of 1 dollar bill per second, this would take you 11 days, 13 hours, 40 minutes and 48 seconds.

[@camiblack1]

PM, for one minute, can you not blast me with an "I am old" reference?

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

But we're old, Frankie M. The sooner we'll accept it, the better it will be for us. It's that or continuously screaming at those damn kids for growing up too fast. Both are fine with me, really.

[@ItBePatYo]

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 We're all old. Sooner or later, everybody will have to accept it. When that day comes, we will rejoice.

[@BeelzeBubblesTheBee]

As much as I love how Mulaney’s voice sounds over Papyrus I don’t think I’d be able to make it through a movie with my favorite comfort character from the darkest part of my life being voiced by someone who shared his platform with a transphobe

[@maddieb.4282]

Simply being in the same room as someone who stole from cvs one time is now high crimes and treason and is punishable by death lmfao I think cheating on his wife and getting the other woman pregnant is way worse than simply having a coworker with some shitty opinions but then again I’m an adult who knows the impact of actual actions over words

[@1e1001]

mario movie spoilers end at 6:05 since they didn't update the timestamp

[@sorenstarlander]

18:55 really happy to see a skylanders post in here!

[@guideofdumb101]

SEEING KEITO HASUMI WHILE WATCHING A PMSEYMOUR VIDEO IS THE MOST HORRIFYING THING EVER

[@criidawg]

Tumblr and ppl with ADHD need to stop being so relatable, I am already trying to get diagnosed with autism. ;_;

[@trollos]

tumblr feels like twitter, but all jokes are inside jokes, and its also a group chat, also theres autism id fit right in

[@lolmoomin]

That last one... By the gods I love/loathe that with my entire being.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

I have been deeply disappointed by how few of the horrors I have witnessed in Minecraft

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

if deltarune taught me anything its that clowns were made to cover up crimes

[@ragg232]

20:34 A variation of this where a liche traps the souls of his enemies in a shield and they feel every impact on said shield.

[@manwholikescheese]

Worry not! For I have a Gamecube! Made by Ninteno! It plays Games! For it is a Gamecube! Made by Nintendo! 19:55

[@alysonneharris2445]

18:16 made me realize why I don’t notice my messy room anymore

[@iman4548]

how do i share so many signs/sumptoms of ADHD but i have been diagnosed with a somehow clear lack of ADHD

[@tiahayworth250]

On the topic of Pokémon TCG cards, there’s a newer card I got that has the move “Swing and Skedaddle” and it makes me laugh every time I see it

[@thyrlindberg9310]

I aspire to be an emo transfemme that likes pink

[@beepboop9712]

Meowdy

[@ItBePatYo]

Meowdy.

[@coacobird]

Meowdy

[@Zalxier]

7:10 the dog will never die. And you will. It'll always remember you leaving it.

[@mrblakeboy1420]

1:48 both is literally just pastel goth. pink and black somewhat emo femme fit? i need to be that btw

[@MimikyuCookie]

1:40 Not only that, but it turns out that they divorced over the alternate version of your lovable goofball dad declared war on all of humanity and had six kids killed in order to break a magic barrier.

[@harunai]

I'm glad that it's common agreement that Keito Hasumi is very gay, but boring

[@SEAkuaa]

20:56 please dont throw that dodgeball as if it means indiviual classes thats $40000+ every year.

[@averybadidea1469]

this boyfriend has seen some shit

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

11:16: Nah, too much work. Not enough care to give. I'll just let everyone address me by using whatever pronouns they feel like at the given moment. I'll even allow you to insult me by using your most hated pronouns if you feel the need (or if I really offended you somehow).

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

I'm not even 27 and I'm already back to being weird. Screw conformity!

[@ShieldofApollo]

In my defense of being a boring gay. I have many disorders, like chronic pain, and am better off as a hermit.

[@WilliamsNelson-ho3kg]

papyrus must be played by weird al yankovic

[@theratthatgotyeeted]

12:17 yeah im 16 too and you wanna know what mqkes it worse? Working with children. Trust me i got rolled down a hill several times and it still hurts 2 days later

[@Lovinia1]

16:12 Elon musk

[@thebrickinquestion]

24:22 quiver dance volcarona would like to speak to you

[@amusing4me257]

ok but can we talk? 17:19 is so right. Kids scream alll you like but cars? hell awaits you

[@Marco_Polo360]

8:18 ya know what happened to the "all dogs go to heaven 2" wiki?

[@BrokenBuffer]

0:20 bugsnax.

[@shaddozer5506]

10th

[@d3str0i3r]

"get paid to be a shopkeeper for larpers" you mean like opening a booth at the ren faire?

[@001hellcat1]

I don't think that was a dream about college, I think he was reliving a past life.

[@Randyalin]

For the one about adult hood, I don't think I will have much of a problem. I already just do something until someone yells at me

[@icarusgaming6269]

I had to physically get up and look at my old Xbox cables just to hammer that knowledge back into by brain

[@ShinyHunterOctavia]

3:52 And to gain immortality you have to hunt it down and defeat it and hand-to-branch combat to the death

[@PucKitt]

20:40 IDEA! A character that receives healing from the pain inflicted on others than themselves uses the shield … AND the shield is sentient and capable of communicating how super masochistic it is… that is all for the time being. “FOR THE TIME BEAN!”

[@CelestineNight]

Your idea is forbearance with a funny little shield from Dragon Quest IX. Great game, you should try it out honestly

[@jimmygarza8896]

3:23 Does that imply John Mulaney Skeletor?

[@squirrelflight1068]

The ADHD post is so accurate.

[@nukerwolf7788]

6:30 the item that must be in every campaign world

[@grayanddevpdx]

12:53 wait is that the real rob cantor or is it just a tally hall fan

[@TheMiningMeteor]

18:56 SKYLANDERS REFERENCE NO WAY!!!!!!!!!

[@samurexatlas7373]

12:36 Ah yes, treat the murderers to a life free of worry. Fire them from a cannon.

[@joshuaeddleston]

Ah... 12:08 reminds me of the time I was about 15 years old and pulled a muscle in my shoulder (least I think that was what I did) after I threw myself into bed one night and landed wrong.

[@10glowsicksinatrenchcoat]

4:20 I'm 14. I was born in 2008 Have a nice day

[@lgachaboyyt]

Im 17, born in 2006

[@10glowsicksinatrenchcoat]

Now I'm 15, turning 16 later this year :)

[@Cinnaschticks]

I am not having a nice day! Thanks!

[@10glowsicksinatrenchcoat]

@@Cinnaschticks You're welcome!

[@krohl]

The worst they can say is no? Nah, the worst they can say is supercalifragalisticexpealidosious.

[@antonievandermeer34]

I was watching this on my tv and when you said pspspsps my cat walked towards the tv. Thinking someone called her.

[@SoMuchFacepalm]

7:54 Is that a RWBY character?

[@ABANDONED23456]

22:48 _Me, with both hearing loss and possible audio processing disorder_ Haha! I'm in danger!

[@wamuuthepoleperson168]

"What's that game where there are two lesbians and one has blue hair?" Are they talking about detroit: become hum- "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG" (So affected by those 3 words that he flies back as if shot by a .50 cal)

[@catchara1496]

Super lesbian animal rpg???

[@SteveJones313]

For sake of ease, if we assume it takes 1 second to pull a dollar out of your pocket, it would take 1 week, 4 Days, 13 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds to pull $1million from your pocket.

[@ICallShotgun13]

11:42 I once was playing a game and realized I was subconsciously whistling to the theme. I can't whistle.

[@Babbleplay]

No. Just no. Rob Paulson, you know, Freakazoid/Yakko Warner, is totally best voice for Papyrus.

[@gramarye_grrl]

i genuinely felt true happiness when i saw it. THE DELTARUNE CONTENT!!!! my hyperfixation is going to explode into confetti

[@Polina_Lozenko]

18:55 galacta knight?

[@KeyboardTarantula]

normal people about the paranormal: Immense exsistential fear! me: ahh, yes. my people. the paranormal: BACK THE FUCK AWAY YOU FREAK OF NATURE me: I literally just speak in memes and refrences. the paranormal: ABOMINATION! edit* apparently, being space fungus pretending to be human is not ok, despite my speicies mission to make a fungal god by learning everything in the universe by subtly invading their speicies with a single spore, and learning everything about their perspective on reality. APPARENTLY, that's like, eldritch abomination type shit. 4th dimensional super-horror. we just want to know everything.

[@guardianboreal1432]

It took me SO long to realize that I'm subbed to 2-3 channels linked to MyStreet and Minecraft Diaries, kupo! This channel is Travis' aka Pat, Aphmau's(Jess) channel (obviously) and I realized Andy is Garroth (also btw Andy, I loved your Undertale 'Stronger Than You' duet with Lizzy), kupo. I feel like an idiot but honestly, I just didn't know and that's a-okay, kupo. Also, this is gonna sound, uh, odd...but um, I only know lore from... *blushes in embarrassment and looks away in shame* looking up character lore, minigames, and some animations, kupo... Stella: *pets my head* Aw, it's okay dear, you were young and never realized. Besides, you love their works anyways right? *feels happy* Yea, I do, kupo.

[@SmugKitsune]

22:43 wait this isn't just a me thing?! PM I think you've just changed my entire life.

[@kyze8284]

I feel called out by being a “boring lgbt”… why would you do this? I don’t need to prance around everywhere with rainbows 😢 meanies

[@benekibagaming2573]

WAIT... Visual background clutter is a thing? I mean a smell is a thing that I'd notice.... but the floordrobe/my random non-bio shit? Yeah that stays there until some random human gives me enough dopamine for me to actually thing I should maintain my hole in order to entertain them in my comfy space

[@RaptrRamblings]

19:31 Tales of adventurers are a running tradition in the human kingdom’s culture, they tell stories about fighting dragons for their precious gold and invaluable treasure. One tells the story for his battle with a scarlet-red behemoth with tattered wings and flaming breath, another swears by his encounter with an enormous serpent that had scales as impenetrable as diamond. These adventurers fight over who is truthful, for they all go to the same cave, on the side of the steepest mountain with the sharpest peak. But they all fight something different. They probably saw Steve and Michelle. Michelle is my next door neighbour, she loves baking cookies and loves collecting cookbooks. Steve had dragonets recently and their constant flame bursts left scars on his wing membranes, poor guy. We all take turns guarding the cave of gold to distract the humans from the true treasure of this mountain range, our treasure. Our books, our songs, our stories, our families, our lives. We may be a small community of dragons, nowhere as populated as the human kingdom, but we’ll do everything we can to keep our home safe. Even if we have to pull a couple of punches so the humans don’t try to destroy us.

[@The-Draconian]

Captian caveman looks like cousin it on a bad hair day while wearing fred flintstones shirt without the tie, wielding a comically large branch.

[@guardianboreal1432]

Hey, I can do Dad Jokes pretty damn well despite being a virgin and single, kupo! It's very apparent to be honest, kupo.

[@jmurray1110]

Yeah you can tell this guy doesn’t know much about lethal injection if he think it isn’t about as painful as the cannon