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[@twudderbutt]

All the “Andy do this” posts feel like they’re leading to an Andy-exclusive episode, and honestly I would be totally fine with that

[@littleperson8315]

Yes pls

[@NobinTheAI]

Andy, make your own video!

[@vidachsa]

Andy do it

[@mommygottaglock70]

That be fun. ( As long as Andy is having fun with it )

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

Andy: Make the video, like the whole thing, like the voices, the posts themselves, all of it. You know what? Take over the whole channel for one video

[@DragonsAreAwesome45]

Actually, the words "seemly" and "touchy" help us conclude that the most ordinary object is nice to look at but is very loud and also stinks. It's fun to touch though, and it tastes great. Therefore, the most ordinary object according to the English language... ...is a chicken.

[@colewest7096]

Behold!!!! A man!!!!

[@alexismyers6053]

Ah, no wonder why my mom likes them

[@connormcconnell7805]

​@@colewest7096 Hades damn it Diogenes!

[@KWBR1123]

@@colewest7096 _Technically_ chickens are only nice to touch when they have their feathers and so don’t fit the “featherless biped” definition of a man, what we are looking at is a “feathered biped” which means that chickens are not men, but in fact aaracockra

[@colewest7096]

@KWBR1123 Not Trogdor then?

[@Kittymouth]

"The slutty library of Alexandria" is the BEST description of AO3

[@alexismyers6053]

I’m ND and my mom never taught me how to human in public. I also have no sense of color coordination or fashion because my mom never taught me, so when I started dressing myself, I dressed weird. My mom would say things like “I didn’t raise you to act this way” or “I don’t want people thinking I raised you to leave the house looking like that” and I would just think “well you didn’t raise me to act and dress any other way, so…”

[@lutzgeier1109]

What's with parents never teaching their kids how to human and then complaining about it when the kid grows up as if they did anything to deserve to complain? My parents never taught me like.... How to communicate, or how to manage emotions healthily (at least to the extent that I now know some parents can teach their kids, which is "when you feel like this it's ok to do [this], and then it's not ok to do [that], because ___") and then has the audacity to get shocked and upset when I can't freaking communicate with them "normally", like no duh you never taught me what tf your normal communication even was! How am I supposed to know what I've never been taught?!

[@alexismyers6053]

@@lutzgeier1109 exactly! I wasn’t taught how to healthily express my feelings, but I was left to watch Animal Planet with no real restrictions. So rather than learn how to show emotions like a human, I learned how animals do it and then started doing that. I would purr and meow like a cat when I was happy, growl or bark like a dog when I was angry, make meerkat noises just because I felt like it, and other animals sounds to express my feelings. My sister and I were the only kids in our family and there weren’t any kids my age that lived close enough for my mom to want to bother to set up play dates, so there was no one to teach me that that wasn’t the proper way to do things. In elementary school, it was confined to recess playing, but in middle school I started to get bullied so I did it much more around other people. My mom ALWAYS yelled at me for it and even threatened to send to me a mental hospital to ‘figure out what’s wrong with you and fix it.” What’s wrong is I have no adults in my life who care enough about me to give a damn! Part of why I was bullied at school was because I was the “weird girl” and I was the “weird girl” because I wasn’t taught how to act properly. And when I was home, I was bullied even more by my own family because I was “weird.” And Animal Planet was my escape from all the stress and negativity. I liked pretending I was one of the animals in the documentary, just living a peaceful life without others telling acting like I’m the problem. I stopped with the animals noises in 8th grade when I was put in a partial hospitalization progress at another school and the therapists taught me how to human correctly. Who would have thought that was all it took, right?

[@lutzgeier1109]

@@alexismyers6053 in my case I just get silent and bottle up my emotions, like I don't know how to express my emotions so I just.... Didn't. I only learnt how to at least regulate my emotions by singing every time I'm stressed and that was only after I'd gotten my own room in recent years because I'd get yelled at if I do practically anything that they could take as "disruptive" in front of my parents, also my parents are religious so I'd faster get taken to be exorcised than get any mental help for any problems..... Doesn't help that I might have either DID or OSDD which they've definitely mistaken for demonic possession before :) hate it here Seriously, why does some parents think that it's enough to raise their kids only by providing them with the material means to live (food, housing, clothes, money) and not think that kids are human beings who needs guidance on how to function as a human? Jesus Christ on a flaming bike....

[@RaTheArtist]

I just kinda copied what my environment did. So now I act certain ways around family and friends. Like a custom persona for each circumstance (So when I get into a new environment I adopt a new persona) and once I'm comfy and people know me better, the persone slightly melts off and reveals the true me. Copying people helps me mask and "blend in", noone taught me. Also I have to note I'm not diagnosed but I'm pretty sure I'm not Neurotypical.

[@d4-v1d22]

13:34 It never said I had to survive with a werewolf at *night*. Just find a werewolf in human form and chill with them.

[@JNJNRobin1337]

it clarifies 'in a fight' though

[@wurtknurte7283]

@@JNJNRobin1337 Unless the werewolf has a quest to beat you in a fight, it will have no idea. So you can just chill.

[@aetholus2982]

The fact that the Cars/Thor post (I am inflicting that upon your eyes) is answered by an entirely different blog is great. Someone dropped that knowledge and in the other side of the planet someone else went “Oh I get it.”

[@gemrock]

In theory could I give the werewolf treats and call them a good girl/ boy

[@dreamrexend]

You could give anyone treats and call them good girl/ good boy tbh

[@gemrock]

@@dreamrexend fair point

[@Tha-mountain]

What??

[@stuffie5175]

As a chaotic person who’s personality is probably like that of a werewolf, you better have the right snacks.

[@gemrock]

@@stuffie5175 how about a wider range of treats to just let them choose.

[@retromint]

I'm ashamed to say that I definitely thought of something other than a fight while surviving a werewolf.

[@kamuikadet6538]

Well they never said it had to be a full moon

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

So did I. I was desperately trying to find what kind of stereotypes would makes werewolves so annoying to live with. And then I started to wonder wether I may actually be racist towards werewolves (despite never seeing one), and this is quite worrying ngl Anyway... I'm just glad to know I'm not actually weird, and this is a perfectly reasonable and normal reaction to this post!

[@abigalerose1410]

Yeah same😳

[@six-winged-juni]

I was expecting that ralph guy to pop up.

[@havochellian1248]

Andy! Compile the videos!!!

[@UndecidedASMR]

INDEED !!

[@ethancoltrane5754]

1:10: Aimsey, your APPLE!!

[@EnderStine]

ok but can we have that fear based villian therapist like imagine that they are only a villian because outsiders perceive them that way but in reality they are using the fears as a way to help people overcome said fears and the heros greatest fear has something to do with self worth so the villian helps out by playing the bad guy

[@eldritchabomination9726]

So Scarecrow from Batman?

[@michaelkeenan2307]

There was a character in the Avengers Initiative called Trauma that could morph into people's greatest fear and he ended up becoming a therapist by the end of the series, he helped Speedball stopped being such a wangsty chungus after the events of Civil War and had a really cool fight with The Hulk in a tie-in comic to World War Hulk.

[@EnderStine]

@@michaelkeenan2307 i am going to check this out

[@NEEDbacon]

@@eldritchabomination9726 First thing that popped into my head after hearing the original post.

[@imelimadame9244]

6:27 after having "toxic gossip train" stuck in my head for days I want a new soul mate!

[@tcarrotgaming1639]

The most ordinary object is air. Almost all noise goes through it, so it’s the noisiest thing you’ve ever been around. You can’t live without tasting it, so it tastes great. It’s invisible and doesn’t really feel like anything. And its smell… well, we all get used to it after a few years, but why do you think babies cry all the time? It’s their first time smelling air. I rest my case. Source: me brain thinky

[@quietfoxrr]

When I heard “Survive for 10 minutes with a werewolf” I thought, so are we roommates? Am I just going to have to deal with my werewolf roommate? And when I heard “In a fight” I then understood the assignment.

[@The_pastalavista]

Andy! Go take a break with P.M cause you deserve it!

[@deloreanrc]

17:35 That whole sequence gives me the same energy as a Moment from Doctor Who when one of his enemies comments that the anger of a good many is nothing to worry about. Good men have too many rules. "Good men don't need rules. Today isn't the day to find out why I have so many."

[@CT-1118]

I was thinking more along the lines of "NOW!" but that works too

[@ConManAU]

8:51 Reminds me a little of the anime/manga "The Little Lies We All Tell" whose main cast are an alien, ninja, telepath and reluctant crossdresser all pretending to be normal high school girls and spending a lot of time assuming that the weird things the others in the group do are actually typical behaviour.

[@HazeEmry]

I recognised the name so I checked... It had an anime adaptation last year apparently

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

07:16 Did that fish just forget to ask the bisexuals? Looks like I've got another person whose power I shall steal.

[@dawshonaragma8263]

21:01 sightly is an adjective that describes something as good looking, so add that to the pile.

[@Fanboy_of_everything]

4:00 the whiplash of seeing mikaila orchard in a PM Seymour video broke my damn neck

[@tangentspinner2168]

The Fear Villain Whose Also A Therapist Me: You mean... The Scarecrow??

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

I have a strong feeling that the PNG.jpg person knew _exactly_ what they were doing.

[@jessicathenobody]

Reminds me of one time in class I named a image file "Hat.jpeg" and it's friend "HatJr.jpeg"

[@mpregseinfeld]

i did the hgtv one, but there was a VERY weird bug where chat format posts would rarely get attributed to a random reblog down the line. but witting this out it sounds like a lie lmao

[@blankadams3120]

Psychologist who uses your fears against you is just Jonathan Crane, AKA the Scarecrow.

[@wingidon]

13:25 To be honest, I was thinking of something other than a fight. I was thinking "Well they don't have to be in their wolf-like form, right?" I'd vibe with a werewolf for 10 minutes. Hell, what're their hobbies? Do they like gaming and/or animating? I'll vibe for 10 hours if they like similar things. Hell, I'll befriend 'em and regularly chat to them like any other friend. I bet they'd be really good at some of the games I play thanks to natural instinct. Edit: 16:09 I feel very called out regarding how I thought about that previous werewolf post.

[@Err0r-404-z6e]

13:27 oh yes~ oh wait wait... i still can with pats :3

[@SilverSaiyanAce]

I'm pretty sure there are a few people who are at least somewhat aware of the koroks Not that they can see them but that they can feel something weird nearby or have heard about them And anyone who has been near the korok woods is aware of something going on

[@TheTrueStrangeBee]

13:32 I mean it depends on what you consider a fight

[@Orange_Tree_]

I hope one day there will be a twenty minute video of Pat going: "I-ee-ee-ee-ee...", - until at last second he finishes: "ee-eet's NOT a binge compilation!".

[@eleanorbiggs9938]

With the soulmate post I guess mine is sobbing over nausicaa cause I have had nausicaa requiem stuck in my head for that the last 2 days

[@althelor]

Fear based villain who works as a therapist so his patients will reveal their greatest fears and insecurities to him, and that is how he feeds. So the more he helps people work through their issues and traumas, the more powerful he becomes.

[@whitespaceyuki]

22:27 ETERNAL HORIZONS!?!?!

[@dhi_holo]

21:10 okay, but isn't that essentially air? Wind is noisy, it gets smelly, when it's smelly it tastes bad, but you can never touch it or see it

[@Micia.]

But it should taste good instead of bad- I mean you can interpret tasty as fulfilling the need to eat but it still excludes Air

[@squidly27]

This is the earliest I have ever been to anything before. Like when I clicked it said no views. I think I was genuinely the first person to watch this video

[@narwhalwithaknife9465]

Same honestly

[@benjaminroos2996]

Congrats!

[@moonlight-jk2lt]

Cool!

[@sketchyskies8531]

I wouldn’t mind an Andy episode tbh

[@seantaggart7382]

2:25 just watched that game! HIFI RUSH

[@averyfields8183]

YEAHHH

[@seantaggart7382]

8:15 i IMMEDIATELY KNEW

[@inex0666]

12:23 not me having to re-listen to it over and over again 😅😅

[@MrIrdatlan]

Yuri Lowenthals evil twin is also a red and white version of him.

[@DaiyaDoggo]

1:38 she still won't do it for $50k

[@seantaggart7382]

13:28 *eyes flash* oh ITS SO ON! HEY FURRIES! ...oh nevermind!

[@ShadeGaming4444]

17:05 there's a word for that. Flanderization. named after Ned Flanders but ironically more fitting of Flandre Scarlet.

[@mrblakeboy1420]

22:49 16.67% of the numbers are 7, which lines up with it being the most common number to say in human psychology. however, 20.83% of the numbers are 6, which is quite unlikely, considering that all numbers should occur on average 10% of the time

[@dragonbiscuit2785]

4:14 I wasn't thinking about it thank you... But now that you mention it 🤔

[@DuckWaddles07]

4:08 OMG BNUY

[@lichtheimer]

Ok but the "fear based villain who's also a therapist" is definitely a thing but I can't remember why I know that's a thing. Like I would say Hannibal Lecter but that's a serial killer who also manipulates people into also killing so that's not quite right.

[@lunameriweather7693]

2:10 and now i know what the context of "and leave the frog button" means

[@kamuikadet6538]

Well to be sure ampharos evolved from a sheep so it makes sense

[@the_frog_army]

14:10 yes that's Rem from death note (actually wait no it literally isn't- ok i slept for 15 hours today is that understandable)

[@ckfriends3252]

13:30 I was thinking tea party for some reason, like surviving making a werewolf sit thru a tea party without breaking anything or dieing AND I DONT KNOW WHY is that just me?! Legit?

[@marcusdaloia2974]

TIL that Sapphic means lesbian because of someone named Sappho rather then because of something to do with sapphires.

[@lunafox9]

Also Sappho was from the island called lesbos which is where the term lesbian comes from

[@emilysmith2965]

Ampharos loafing is adorable 🥺

[@alexboyer6691]

22:27 I was NOT expecting to hear a Chalkeaters reference

[@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278]

I have a wide smile thanks to that

[@TheStuffedIguana]

Yes!! New commute video!

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

13:31 i thought it meant like in a chase or in an enclosed area, like fnaf type ordeal

[@Chopchop637]

19:53 Johnathan Crane.

[@DazzlingGothblin]

21:10 Air is invisible, intangible, and literally the root cause of all noise on the planet. It smells wrong in high concentrations, and it would probably be delicious if we didn't consume it 24/7.

[@joelkadoch4177]

15:28 made me rewatch hazbin hotel just because the voice reminded me of alastor

[@iris_drawssandwiches]

4:55 Is that why everyone is staying away from me?

[@TheTrueStrangeBee]

15:20 if you can use a substance to clean better than most cleaning substances why are you drinking it I mean I also drink coke but it tastes too good not to

[@xXlotusmoonXx]

13:34 Bold of you to assume that I would fight the werewolf! I will fight the enemy of the werewolf!

[@LokiTheFool]

19:50 Harm Many from the DeadEndia books???

[@andistansbury4366]

The "A" in A.M Seymour stands for Andy >:>

[@winnerwannabe9868]

18:29 lol. Imagine having skills.

[@Robochipv8]

After EDF, heavy metal music is the theme song for the pill bug

[@Err0r-404-z6e]

13:45 pov talking to that one transfems friend: (all transfems know who i talking about)

[@RingoSalver]

I love tumblr, it's full of my fellow kin which I thought never existed in my youth. I feel understood, I feel like I'm not as odd as what people believed I was.

[@cerritus2171]

If the one about soul mates and music is true... I'm so sorry to my soul mate.

[@moonlight-jk2lt]

Gonna be honest, I didn't think of fighting the werewolf, I thought oc becoming besties

[@moonlight-jk2lt]

*of Also my tablet is a piece of sh!t that doesn't let me edit my comments

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

7:19 Stolen in transit by me, a highwayman, soon to be a highwaywoman

[@JadianRadiator]

5:15 Thor, this is the first Thor movie with Chris Hemsworth.

[@sceetherthenadder]

Oh gods! I though 14:50 said “My new English professor is my dad” and had a different plan.

[@the8bitoctavius]

19:49 did you mean the guidance counselor from danny phantom?

[@terrafang7260]

werewolf knot 🤤

[@aelechdeepestflame4347]

bro???

[@terrafang7260]

yeah bro what's up?

[@aelechdeepestflame4347]

@@terrafang7260 nothing really why?

[@kyze8284]

Why do I need help surviving 10 minutes with a werewolf for not thinking we’re in a fight? I’m assuming we’re in a bubbly lake and are simply trying to help each other not drown by taking turns standing on the bottom and holding the other on the surface, trading off by tapping out whenever we either can’t hold it any longer or are ready to go back down the hold the other where they can breathe The constant bubbles make it so you can’t swim btw, you sink like a rock. That’s how some ships sink, a methane bubble is released from the sea floor and the churning air filled water no longer has the surface tension to hold up the ship

[@captinaynka]

When you said I had to survive with a wolf I just pictured me chilling with a wolf just like standing there I'm tired

[@KateCantDraw]

2:48 EYYY SECOND LINA

[@hunterchichester5720]

0:32 Did this not happen with chemestry, element 112 or something?

[@GroovyMysterio]

0:03 Neil

[@aidansroadams5328]

Because I have no idea what "AO3" my mind jumps to AOE3 (Age of Empires 3) and first gets confused why people would talk about that game, then realize that would have nothing at all to do with what they said, and then I finally realize there is no E in AO3, so I write off as some obscure internet thing I will never comprehend.

[@KWBR1123]

It’s a fan fiction website ao3 stands for archive of our own

[@TheAlmightyToaster01]

14:53 We need an update on this!

[@demetrioaguilar7434]

At 17:35 that could put fear of god in to a man

[@DibellaThePan]

7:50 reminds me of the villager ai cover of billie jean lmao

[@Ysa5657]

Listen I’m the person who thinks about putting the bunny in my mouth but is like an affection thing, I’m not going to eat it, just put his little ear in my mouth to warm it up, he is so cute. Look this little guy. I want to be a momma cat for him.

[@ghost_anna_reads787]

If you had the cash to give, she missed out on getting 50,000$. In these hard times, id tongue kiss my own grandmother if i was given 50,000$

[@nyuh]

i know its late when mr seymour upload s a tumblr reading video

[@ItsKateLive]

hello fellow aussie(?)

[@nyuh]

@@ItsKateLive not an aussie but hi there fellow southern hemispherian

[@ItsKateLive]

@@nyuh o7 hello fellow southern hemispherian!

[@Unikay]

As a lover of possums can we just designate that word as a name for them... *scrimblo* I love it

[@Starvingmetheartist]

"survive 10 minutes with a werewolf. ..... IN A FIGHT" Awwwwww

[@AmazingAutist]

21:12 I disagree got the default smell is bad and the default of noise is also bad. You can have a really good smell, but if it's too much of a smelling overpowering, that good smell become smelly, just like you can have a very pleasant sound, but if it's too loud or too much, it becomes noisy. It's not about the default state, it's about a measurement. Just like taste. Taste of such a complex thing that you can't even really have a baseline to describe it. Everything typically has a taste, meaning that it's okay. But unlike the excess of sound or smell, generally the excess of taste hit your dopamines and you interpret that as a good thing - therefore, the excess of taste is tasty.

[@miketyler7179]

13:36 my mind went somewhere else complete Everyone else probably: hehehe Seggs Me: what's so hard living with a werewolf for 10 minutes

[@V1_ultrakill9]

*bnnuy* 4:12

[@TheNukedNacho]

Apparently both my soulmate and I are listening to Idol by YOASOBI on loop since it came out

[@thetruevagabond2398]

Most ordinary thing = smell bad, taste good, loud, can't touch nor see So, gas leak?

[@SpookyButtz]

3:43 are we still having these vocab lessons?

[@danniisgay4884]

The fact that I thought this was a video from like 2018 until they mentioned TotK.

[@neko-echo]

Ain't that one about senses/ the most ordinary object describing air?

[@Kate_Hanami]

"looker" and "the feels" exists

[@buffbarneystan3280]

Alexander Graham Bell was also pretty cringe fyi (He advocated for eugenics in order to eradicate deafness, so yeah not very nice)

[@AmazingAutist]

Self-Note: *_SEVERE VISUAL TRIGGER!!!_* SKIP 13:15 ----- 13:20

[@kookie8981]

Hello friends