It Came From Tumblr #21 [Binge Compilation]

[@CheshireTheClown]

In America, instead of saying "I love you." they say, "I'll let you borrow my gun." Which roughly translates to, "let's go to hell together!"

[@interstellaromelette9466]

as an American this is completely accurate to the letter.

[@Daelyah]

And if they buy you any sort of cheeseburger or deep fried food, that translates directly to: "Let's get fat together!"

[@imanidiotw6135]

*taking notes in Canadian* Love...Gun...Hell...Burger...Fat... You Americans enjoy your guns and food, eh?

[@interstellaromelette9466]

@@imanidiotw6135 indeed

[@Daelyah]

@@imanidiotw6135 I can especially attest to the food...I haven't hit morbidly obese, but I want to try and lose weight. Willpower isn't my ally with food, however... 😥

[@LenaVoices]

"Save me, Obi Wan YeetKobe, you're my only hope."

[@sadface7463]

no. no. stop

[@LenaVoices]

@@sadface7463 I don't even remember posting this??????

[@polyblank2]

Thanks for the phrase, im using it now

[@LenaVoices]

When the fuck did I post this? How did it get 77 likes??????

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@LenaVoices You were possessed by þe shitpost gods! RELISH ÞAT EXPERIENCE AS IT MAY NEVER AGAIN HAPPEN IN ÞIS LIFETIME!

[@ayyteen]

Seymour: *Purghaps!* *video abruptly ends*

[@pissganger6612]

ATNGamerz! I was literally about Co comment the same thing. Noice

[@octokittykat4874]

that word is cursed

[@whyiwakeup6460]

*I *HAVE* *BEEN* *WHEEZING* *OF* *LAUGHTER* *FOR* *SEVERAL* *MINUTES*

[@loving.lunacy]

Mayhaps

[@AngelDame17]

It feels like there should be some sort of Leitmotif to finish the joke doesn't it?

[@punkyskunky3131]

He already has two nicknames those being: "Icy-Hot" by king explosion murder and half'n'half also by bakugou.

[@anteartershobby9884]

*Lord explosion murder

[@anteartershobby9884]

@@redfrog9717 ah thank you for clearing that up

[@sleepyartist6040]

Totoroki Totoroni Spicy hot cheetos+cool ranch doritos=Todoroki

[@emotionallyunstableandfill2497]

Personally, I call todoroki "Peppermint Zuko"

[@violettchase8809]

emotionally unstable and filled with bees yess

[@torgan]

99 bears... I'm no longer a real man

[@deamoncastor7307]

Could be worse.

[@cleanchimera3870]

1 more bear and he will turn into one

[@lccomics1499]

99 bottles of beer on the wall , 99 bottles of B E E R- Edit: wait it said bears

[@anakinkenobi1323]

The final bear he was going to slay killed him

[@arthurwatts5503]

Not a man anymore, you But you are "the guy"

[@sniclops15]

0:45 I'm taking Classical Mythology in University right now, and the teacher showed us a Pie chart of all the issues that occur in Mythology and how they're caused. 5% - Some god threw a hissyfit because a human was better 5% - Unavoidable prophecy 10% - Hubris 80% - Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants Most. Accurate. Chart. Ever.

[@gooseberriepi]

6:59 I just realized that Seymour is wearing ear cuffs and I legit just whispered "Aww" I mean look at him He's adorable

[@vastvoid6840]

Marigold Sunset Mr Seymour is always adorable. He can’t not be adorable.

[@gooseberriepi]

@@vastvoid6840 Tru tho

[@masterfulmoonlighter5402]

He's like a paragon of wholesomeness like Shaun Wasabi, PhantomStrider, and Bob Ross!

[@gooseberriepi]

@@Kate-zn7de you're not welcome here you crusty scone You take that negativity somewhere else

[@masterfulmoonlighter5402]

@@Kate-zn7de Yeah he is, you can very clearly see it

[@adashitheartist4781]

"So he just started eating people,... typical" honestly me too when I first learned Greek myths

[@sadface7463]

*Wide titan*

[@gachanoob1012]

@@sadface7463 no it’s “*W I D E*”

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

ffs Kronos STOP EATING YOUR DAMN KIDS AND PAY UR FKIN CHILD SUPPORT.

[@lunameriweather7693]

@@gachanoob1012 you got it wrong dude... it's W I D E this way

[@erzascarlette8124]

2:17 What about the people like me who say "My dude, my guy, my good sir, what the actual crap?" Because that is a thing I say multiple times a day

[@phastinemoon]

DM: What’s your alignment NOW? You: IDK, lemme do a roll check. *dice roll off table and under the fridge* DM: ... You: ...yes!

[@threecheeseburrito]

Uh, so it says here your alignment is chaos. That's all it says.

[@penboy123]

Hi how's your day

[@roboticjanitor3332]

You don't have an alignment, you're proof that in the modern era, alignment is the appendix of D&D mechanics. And I'll eat a dwarfs beard before I stop you.

[@yeethittter1285]

Chaotic chaos Just general shenanigans all through the last section

[@THExRISER]

1:53 "And those who tasted the bite of his sword,named him...The Bear Slayer." -The first Slayer Testament 2:00 "The mark of The Bear Slayer was burned upon his crypt,a warning to all bears that the terror within must never be freed.There he lies still,and evermore,in silent suffering." -The Last Slayer Testament *BFG Division starts playing in the distance*

[@NarakunoHana100]

*PURGHAPS* made me choke lmfao

[@hecc8727]

*PURGHAPS* you should get some help then my dude

[@likeoftherezi4716]

*PURGHUPS* we all should

[@fuzzylion2.093]

More Greek reactions: “Zeus is really powerful and rude.” “He chained Prometheus to a fricken mountain because he was helping mortals!” “So a literal king wasn’t scared of a god who had super strength but he was scared of the fur of a lion.” Kid who watched Hercules: Wait, so Scar doesn’t exist?

[@meowsterperson4483]

‘Stop bullying hades hes just chillin’ ‘We need more chiron teach me too please’

[@sadface7463]

“Okay Zeus please stop. You already have half a million in child support.” “no”

[@t.j.cornett7495]

Prometheus was also boffing Athena, Zeus's brainchild.

[@blaiseyunforgotten795]

"why do they keep on chopping each others head off??"

[@catbatrat1760]

This comment has 369 likes. That's like, the most satisfying number I've ever seen.

[@josiejeanne758]

_Clownboys (half clown, half cowboy) say yeehonk_ I just wanted to point that out ;)

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

One third clown one third cowboy one third memers Yeethonk

[@abluesparklydidlernamedste6723]

Part clown, part cowboy, part meme part MJ: Yeetheehonk

[@butchtheshitlord7052]

That's called a rodeo clown

[@yeetusfetusdeletus7992]

This made me speedrun the stages of grief

[@Azeriiall]

YeetusFetusDeletus7 oof

[@sakurafeathers691]

0:45 *Percy Jackson readers have entered the chat*

[@Onyx_8731]

... true

[@shroom_4856]

@freezysforever I relate to both of these

[@artsypupyoungcreativity162]

@@shroom_4856 AYE!!!!

[@laurabeansg]

When you wash your cat Me:IM SO SORRY I DID NOT MEAN TO SCAR YOU FOR LIFE Cat:you will die in your sleep

[@XanffyODK]

Cat: be prepared human

[@deamoncastor7307]

They're gonna have to get past the dog first.

[@XanffyODK]

@@deamoncastor7307 Cat: *gasp* i was not aware of this....Your lucky human i WILL get you Next time Human Next time

[@deamoncastor7307]

@@XanffyODK (Ahem) I'm not human.

[@laurabeansg]

True

[@samdoezzzstuff]

13:50 *oKAY NOW I LOST MY SHIT* *LIKE WHAT THE HECK THATS THE EXACT DEFINITION, ITS SO ACCURATE!!*

[@shadowgirl4641]

Lolz shippers unite!

[@alastor-5078]

Charlastor intensifies

[@veenas4ur]

No joke, I was literally watching one of these when this popped up

[@quaelgeist333]

Saphire Angel that's what is part of youtube, its no thing that is rare...

[@veenas4ur]

@@quaelgeist333 no...I was watching an older one and I got the notification when I was still watching it...

[@quaelgeist333]

Saphire Angel oooh, you mean that "feature"

[@veenas4ur]

Yeah

[@phantomstyx7556]

“Always listen to Fallout Boy” That’s “sound” advice ;)

[@dysfunctionalcaterpillar790]

N O

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

Yeah, but be careful making wishes in þe dark.

[@flotappl]

@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 Now we play the game "Is this an ominous warning or a refrence I don't get?".

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@flotappl It's both.

[@GJones_books_photography]

Boi if I was making 17 an hour I would actually feel accomplished in life

[@Person-wd9dl]

Yeah you would make 408$ a day

[@michaelm3461]

Damn straight

[@hunteronnen5000]

I make 17 an hour by getting up a 4am and shoveling snow in northern minnesota

[@yxllugly4865]

@@Person-wd9dl damn.

[@The_True_Mx_Pink]

@@Person-wd9dl Why would you calculate based on 24 hour shifts?

[@ashtheskrunkly]

Me, after hearing the character thing multiple times: *Realization* They’re talking about inuyasha how did I not realize-

[@justa_randomfailure6250]

HOLY SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT

[@relicking9207]

first time around I thought it said Princess gets turned into a dragon and I would watch that, now knowing that it said prince, I'd still watch it because that seems funny.

[@NativS2002]

I'll watch it too , but I'll want the prince to be able to transform between Human and Dragon so he can make a Heir with his princess girlfriend , so the heir will also have a Dragon form

[@yashkeshavpatnam1852]

@@NativS2002 fire emblem fates?

[@Bonnie-dh3zi]

Oh god it said prince?!I thought it was a lesbian princess couple

[@denkikaminari7569]

7:13 1) todoroki is best boi 2) his dad probably called him that when he was small 3) yes

[@jessesanders3191]

Ikr lmao

[@jessesanders3191]

Also ur pfp is beautiful lol

[@FireCry7790]

4) he everyone husband.

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

Hmmmmmm þat timestamp matches my birþday.

[@YEAHKINDA]

Can I have some... S H O O W E R T H O O T S?

[@festivite]

perhaps, shower BE GONE THOTS?

[@a_dragonfly]

Hehe Shooter thooters

[@diepssuarez2676]

In the future, when we can go into alternate realities, we will find one where we lost the Second World War, and then we will need to go fight it again

[@gracelyntrudell4532]

You mean shower thicc or showerthottt

[@meepbeep2464]

@@festivite PURGHAPS

[@andrewoliver7605]

Hello, so after hearing about the bone fairies I made a character of that species for a role-playing server on discord and out of the 147 people there, only 2 knew what they were That's to show we learn from these videos XD

[@epoch2844]

Wait how’d it go?

[@sadface7463]

Time to run a bone fairy! Every time you kill a monster you take a bone to add to your collection.

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

On þe concept of bone/tooþ fairies, Do you þink deer have some sort of antler fairy who takes þeir shedded antlers and leaves berries or someþing?

[@jaredrussell4064]

@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 You... you used a thorn... that makes me oddly happy.

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@jaredrussell4064 I don't anymore because it's apparently a Homestuck thing...

[@gurglequeen433]

I like to think that I'm just selling my labour to my employer. Because that means I have a service worth purchasing.

[@lizardlover9941]

4:37 aaaaand that’s the subtle whisper of the universe telling me to go to bed. Gn tumbler enthusiasts!

[@cleanchimera3870]

Real Question is How Many Hit Points Does H.P Lovecraft Have?

[@ChknKng]

Clean Chimera 46, but he’s also permanently afflicted with a fear curse. And a racism one.

[@wyllowc.1549]

0 because he's dead.

[@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245]

666?

[@rorygiambalvo2955]

According to Scrabble, 21

[@lordodysseus]

He went to the hospital on Monday and died of intestinal cancer on Thursday. He was also a Professional Asshole. His profile picture has him looking like a wealthy non-white woman who is gay, unmarried, and not a virgin took his picture. Pursed lips and a cold stare. He had, like, 8 health points but was always wearing invisible legendary dragonscale armour forged from being a white male recluse in New England before WWII. Making him nearly indestructible. The cancer that killed him was likely because of how much of an asshole he was. Cthulhu's daughter might've poisoned him. Doesn't change the fact that I love his writings. Hate the man, love his work.

[@domeguy5514]

5:19 the amazon rainforest got set on fire, I guess this makes double sense.

[@DragonKnightJin]

Combining them is unpossible. It's the KobeYeetshi Maru.

[@JohnnyShagbot]

Apparently I was not the only one who thought this.

[@evernightsdream]

Kobetaka Yeetshimaru (Danganronpa anyone?)

[@kairuku8498]

DevilJinKazama Fuck, it’s a no win situation.

[@magicshadow5357]

7:20 I'M CALLING TODOROKI NOT ICYHOT BUT HOT POCKET.

[@chitxra]

@Dabi A.K.A Touya Todoroki dabi love me

[@juliadonati8245]

@Sophia Helgeson half-Alolan Zuko

[@walkingonneedles]

not notif squad i just so happened to spot this on my home page love ya seymour

[@humanperson9001]

Mikata Norishita Just remember! Sand is not a good thing to juggle

[@humanperson9001]

Gay Turtle I live for for name. #Turtle_Pride

[@shoaf6379]

Homestuck? Is that Homestuck in your profile picture?

[@gabezwurld9615]

As a chaotic neutral I say the word “my dude” more than I should

[@kaitheneko5166]

Pm: why am I a sucker for blue hair Travis: *loves Katelyn* Pm: OOOOOOHHHH

[@hiraethcity]

I WAS DRINKING PICKLE JUICE AND I CHOKED AND IT SHOT UP MY NOSE AHHHHH IT ALL BURNS IM CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 8:00

[@legendarytat8278]

F

[@thatoneinternetguy9258]

Who Drinks pickle juice?

[@hiraethcity]

@@thatoneinternetguy9258 ｍｅ

[@ELMTree-le7nq]

I have questions

[@hiraethcity]

@@ELMTree-le7nq go on...

[@crimsbun_]

2:44 So not to long ago I found that image and I made a drawing of it(its on my insta) so when I saw it I just remembered that and was like 'oh hey I drew a pride knight' lol

[@Nothing-yf4ks]

Crimsbun _ Okay now I wanna know your insta.

[@crimsbun_]

@@Nothing-yf4ks it's @crimsbun_

[@NotNonamelol]

5:04 reminds me of something some guy said once: „People who don‘t read the newspaper aren’t informed, people who read the newspaper are misinformed.“

[@sh0rtartz108]

7:41 Zane heared yelling in the back round: *"TRAVIS!!!"*

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

10:02 recently my abuela did this and words cannot explain how much smarter she is than me. I would have put the cookies in for 5 more minutes and they’d come out BURNT

[@stormylowe193]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Falloutboy:our lawyer made us change the title so we wouldn't get sued

[@flipperjr.3822]

11:17 This is literally how Jevil from Deltarune viewed his imprisonment

[@adnamafett7862]

4:57 fun fact: not everyone has an inner monologue. Some have internal sentences that they “hear” and some just kinda have abstract non-verbal thoughts that they have to consciously verbalize

[@asurasyn]

1:53 I'm fairly certain that Doomslayer is buried under there. ... Dig him up!

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

Hera: "This baby ugly, YEET!"

[@altruisticprotector2368]

4:15 my tech teacher, 10th, 9th, and middle school pulled this bullshun. For years!!! YEARS! it wasn't til probably 11 grade that I met teachers who told me that it is reliable. (At least for essays, facts, that kind of stuff) teachers told us back then to exclusively not use Wikipedia or else they wouldnt mark our work as a valid source. THANK YOU! Thank. You. For pointing this out!

[@dawnshade4939]

HOLY CRAP! I am watching this and at 7:21 with the Todoroki hot pocket thing I was just drawing Todoroki!

[@deamoncastor7307]

That has to be a nice coincidence.

[@emaliepurser6498]

Todoroki is good boy

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

6:04 and at age 12 you can steal a cake for no reason merely because you're bored. Not because you're hungry no that was the three tubs of ice cream you and your friends bought, you steal the cake through *boredom*

[@vastvoid6840]

9:58 Same. I really should just edit my former comments...

[@SirBreadicus]

6:10 I swear. I thought I heard ezma from emperor's new groove for a second. 🤣

[@yodaishungryforspaghettios1459]

5:15 Samsung water, I'm calling it.

[@berylanisoptera6727]

No no no. That's Galaxy.

[@galyabalakhnov4683]

>Literally spots that the Destiny post is made by someone called lesbianeliksni >Eliksni >*ELIKSNI* >SCREAMS IN "A LORE EXPERT"

[@Artemis0713]

You know I keep reading this comment and i just can't figure out...what point you're making here? Please explain?????

[@galyabalakhnov4683]

@@Artemis0713 Eliksni is the proper naming for the fallen in Destiny, which isn't used that often outside of hefty chunks of lore

[@Artemis0713]

@@galyabalakhnov4683 yeah I knew that. I just got confused cuz I know like, almost anyone interested in Fallen calls them Eliksni, and on Tumblr,those are a lot. So i wasn't sure what you meant

[@sadface7463]

Totally different but Hornet is void

[@theonewhoescapesdreams]

@@sadface7463 , *sigh* My buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal, for I don't mean to be rude, my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg, but if you keep thinkin such cursed thoughts, my friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend, then I will have to aggressively diddly darn educate you, my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy.

[@myr13]

Lol were you talking about Travis? 🤣🤣

[@itsumikoroko]

6:20 Origins of Cyana. Thanks, Pat.

[@itsumikoroko]

oh lord it's 3 years old

[@pattonharris9215]

11:20 Dude, this is just how Jevil thinks.

[@jayarray2463]

So many amazing posts and memes from tumblr, and of course it's the soft background kazoo that sends me in stitches

[@kidwhositsinthecorner8171]

3:27 my heart is full of fob, nothing else

[@Ayhhhhxxxx]

9:45 I actually died laughing I was looking at the kiwi flavoured ice cream and and was like that exists 😂😂😂😭

[@FourOf92000]

3:18 thought this was turning into Uzumaki for a sec

[@tiredCatastrophe]

2:55 i fvcking was drinking some juice when this came on. i started choking and it burned like heck I ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF BUFF WAIFU

[@psychwardprincess5163]

I was gonna comment but it's currently on 69 comments and i don't wanna ruin it. oh wait.

[@deamoncastor7307]

It's okay.

[@Ghost-pq9eh]

Nice

[@thenintendocyclops1074]

1:49 So we're all basically in agreement that man is the Doomslayer of bears?

[@kamonite5084]

*wakes up and opens yt* Ooooh! New vid from Pat!

[@deamoncastor7307]

Good morning to you too.

[@devoAC]

1:35 In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured Tennessee seeking vengeance against the Ursidae who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Big game hunters, and those that tasted the bite of his knife named him... *the Bear Slayer.*

[@dekusan3682]

7:17 *OH MY GOD I KNOW I LITTERALLY THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO-*

[@marenwithanm7091]

7:36 I thought he was talking about Danny Phantom for a second there

[@Alex-rn3jv]

To anyone who reads this, have a good day

[@gooseberriepi]

Thanks. I didn't sleep all night D:

[@silvergameryair2084]

No u

[@myr13]

Ok? You too

[@Alex-rn3jv]

Thanks guys

[@nickenglehart6469]

No

[@schr4pnel]

9:33 FRACKING FINALLY A FRACKING SUPERNATURAL POST IN ONE OF THESE TUMBLR VIDS. IM WHEEZING

[@yaknowihadtodoittoem7071]

Whooo Seymour gotta love you !! Also it’s too early for me

[@jessesanders3191]

LMAO I HAVE UR PFP AS MY BACKGROUND

[@astrobella4620]

1:39 I like to think he fought each bear individually with his bare hands and won. Maybe he was gunning for 100. Maybe the last one was the cause of his death. We’ll never know.

[@cori_music]

"Why am I a sucker for blue hair?!" Me, except it's long hair/long green hair in a low ponytail.

[@hescrem9316]

0:39 ok, I just wanna say that the same exact experience happened to me. One earbud broke(dont remeber which) and I was listening to Bohemian Rhaspody. And, I heared “Easy come, easy go. ...... little low” ALSO YOURE SO GOOD AT SINGING

[@witheringrose1929]

5:11 ok but I want to be the one to find him in and huge block of ice... Then go on the coolest adventure ever!

[@roxyspamcake]

It always warms my heart to hear my post :) thanks Seymour

[@turbopokey]

Anybody else get the feeling Seymour could do a PERFECT Spongebob voice without even trying?

[@mateogaming6593]

6:10 Why does he sound like Frieza at the end? That made me laugh way too many times🤣🤣🤣

[@vartin3276]

Good job, friend

[@snappy6324]

＊ honestly thank you for making your color scheme for these pink. It’s the PM Seymour color now. It’s soft and cute and nice and muted it’s just perfect. And I’ll be darned if it isn’t helping me get over the last of my “hating pink phase”. Everyone has one. It’s worse if your trans/nb. But pink is a nice darn color y’know? So soft....

[@finnthedog5287]

But for real tho how much for that femur

[@thatoneinternetguy9258]

1 Dollar For A Tooth, Depends On The Size Of the femur

[@finnthedog5287]

I know some tall people

[@jessesanders3191]

LMAO

[@finnthedog5287]

Idk it's a pretty big femur... but I'm broke so I'll take that 7.50

[@pixd7285]

Weigh it to measure vegetables but multiplu it depends the condition of the femur Best condition: 10x Good 7x Ok 4x Bad 2/1x (depends who you selling to)

[@Illogical.]

10:40 because when I make a continoius irregular noise, it's systematic or mimics a molody, and because I make it, it's predictable, so I can just ignore the noise, cause I aready know what it's going to be. When other people make a continous irregular noise, I may not know the melody or what point of the melody, or maybe, I cannot yet see the system, and it is therefore unpredictable, and I spend energy ans focus on 4 times as many things. predicting, hearing the noise, comparing my prediction with the noise and it being mismatched, and deciphering what the system is.

[@cornbabylaughter]

op have you considered educating people on autism because you would be awesome at it

[@Illogical.]

@@cornbabylaughter Since I wrone that comment, I actually have done that to some extent by providing detailed criticisms and suggestions on how to improve a questionnaire(inaccurate word choice, but I can't think of a more accurate one) that is intended to educate employers of people with autism. Significantly more than half the questions in the document either made either no sense or could be interpreted in 7 different ways, and there were several irrational assumptions throughout it. I haven't checked whether my suggestions have made an impact, though.

[@limehazard]

4:01 dude, that's like one to one JonTron voice. How did you do that?

[@lg3331]

12:59 there is a book series kind of like this, but I don’t remember what it’s called and I read it when I was 9

[@laurabeansg]

Also if you someone asks for your opinion then you mater so if you ask for someone for there opinion you can spreed the feeling the everyone maters

[@Contempl8Tech]

Convinced in one... one video is all it took for me to think. "Yup I'm subscribing!" Good stuff man good stuff.

[@berylanisoptera6727]

11:17 Jevil is that you?

[@thecurtains]

8:27 has fucking history with me. I saw this post on Pinterest & downloaded it & it sat on my gallery for a while. Then my bff came over and we re-discovered an art form long forgotten; taking a text post and coloring over certain words with white so that you only have a chunk of the text that takes on a whole new meaning. The next logical step was obviously to turn "Not every place you fit in is where you belong" into "Not every you is you"

[@jassyanimations8947]

7:40 I want to clarify who both both of them are. Until I get an answer I'm going to say Travis and Travis if he was a hot anime boi

[@eee00525]

Bold of you to assume he isn't already a hot anime boi

[@Karionyte]

You sounded exactly like Jaco the galactic patrolman for a second at 0:00

[@dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf]

Im going to hell, who's coming with me?

[@lonelyterrarian7490]

Im not gonna go but tell satan to burn everyone who made euphoria

[@dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf]

@@lonelyterrarian7490 true

[@myr13]

Sure, why not? I'll sin in heaven anyway ;-;

[@deamoncastor7307]

I got some business there so you can count me in. Gotta give an ass wooping of an eternity to a certain someone.

[@interstellaromelette9466]

*hell* yea, count me in.

[@wall-g]

7:40 ah yes, my sweet, sweet Travis baby is back **Has flashbacks to MCD, PDH, and WAF** **crying noises**

[@Sunny-dh8ee]

Please help, I just saw an ad where scientists are using phone bring people together..... For food

[@lollertoaster]

I don't have nothing to say, but here is my comment to increase your rankings, because I cannot express with only a like how much joy those videos bring into my life. I think it's the only thing that still gets a genuine laugh from me.

[@vwithav7997]

actually, if I remember correctly there is a Lizard type that grinds little stones in their mouth to create sparks and very small flames, so like.. we have fire breathing lizards. WE HAVE DRAGONS.

[@AlottaBoulchit]

*C H A R M A N D E R*

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

We have dragons and þey are probably freaking adorable.

[@Cheersx3]

I am now on the search to find that species ... My journey would be way easier if one could tell me more information please? Maybe a name-

[@angusperson4222]

@@Cheersx3 any success?

[@Cheersx3]

@@angusperson4222 Sadly not, i did find some other cool animal facts tough. Did you know that some pigs in China are the size of bears? Or that some sharks glow in the dark? And that Reindeer eyes turn from gold to blue in the winter?! It's like, so cool :D

[@MasterV26]

13:40 My family has created a parody of this song called “Period Queen” it is that kind of period, and you only change dancing for period

[@teirdalin]

"It's so strange that in the real world we have animals that can spit acid, punch shockwaves, and even channel electricity, but none that breath fire." I mean, there is the beetle that causes literal combustion inside of it in order to blast superheated death onto its enemies.

[@moonthewolf4070]

So...diarrhea dragon?

[@getaround1276]

That's taco bell diarrhea not fire breath

[@venusblade4ever]

11:45 there was a video about what dragons are most realistic according to biology in our world, they apparently found a creature (insect) that spits a particular substance. It’s not acid, they say. I don’t quite remember if they said that it does in fact breathe fire, but it burns like fire.

[@samwaterlord6888]

Person: finally I can feel like a snail again Me and Seymour at the same time: again?!

[@theguyman256]

8:45 my party is currently just a bard, rogue, and a palidin. Maybe we should ditch him

[@lbolen4304]

Yeetkobe??? Nah that's a yobe. Edit: or a yeebe

[@steveleopold6476]

I'm going to stop you right there.

[@denzelnganga1914]

Beye

[@denzelnganga1914]

Koet

[@nikonijn]

kobyeet

[@planetz8559]

and little did they know

[@kimikoashahara]

I'm already obsessed with your channel please let me stop laughing so i can do my homework

[@kharisvanserra9599]

I have been blessed

[@phastinemoon]

2:52 - even funnier when you realize that’s an Akemi Homura body-pillow.