1:47 A LEGO MAN SITS INSIDE A LEGO HOUSE. IS THE HOUSE MADE OF FLESH? OR IS HE MADE OF HOUSE? HE SCREAMS, FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW
@cillianstewart94414 жыл бұрын
*" H E Y ! "*
@Pukeprincess4 жыл бұрын
TheMbmdcrew, *WE* *ARE* *ONE*
@judyhein10744 жыл бұрын
*"a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City. Build the rescue chopper and save him"*
@txrizzy30144 жыл бұрын
ngl, strong homestuck energy from the first sentence
@spitfireblaziken36634 жыл бұрын
This also applies to gingerbread people when you think about it
@delightfulrainclouds63944 жыл бұрын
“Every family has a different smell” dU D E THATS WHAT I THINK ALL THE TIME I CAN RECOGNIZE CERTAIN SMELLS AS MY DIFFERENT FRIENDS HOUSES THAT SOUNDS *_REALLY WEIRD_*
@WingMaster5624 жыл бұрын
Hey, it's a skill. It can be useful.
@eh96184 жыл бұрын
For me, every person has a distinct smell
@EtamirTheDemiDeer4 жыл бұрын
Well hell, I guess I’m nose blind
@MelonHere204 жыл бұрын
Saaaaaame
@shioriroy83854 жыл бұрын
ME TOO I FEEL THAT EVERY HOUSE HAS ITS DISTINCT SMELL.
@optimal83074 жыл бұрын
3:03 In the words of the doctor “Do you know what it means when something chases you slowly? It means there’s a reason they don’t have to run.”
@deamoncastor73074 жыл бұрын
Well I have an idea, I'll give whatever is chasing me a reason to run.
@optimal83074 жыл бұрын
R/iamverybadass
@noteblocker58574 жыл бұрын
ok shit went from 0 to 100 real quick
@civo44574 жыл бұрын
*_"MEGAFAUNA TO EXTINCTION"_*
@YataTheFifteenth4 жыл бұрын
Just like that Deamon guy, I, too, can give whatever it is a reason to run. I did not specify the direction where it'll run though. **unzips**
@danstiver91354 жыл бұрын
Most geologists now believe that the Earth's core is solid, surrounded by liquid.
@Vasboch4 жыл бұрын
So its a sausage ravioli?
@danstiver91354 жыл бұрын
@@Vasboch EXACTLY
@danielwilson86044 жыл бұрын
It's a kinder surprise
@YataTheFifteenth4 жыл бұрын
@@danielwilson8604 oh my god AAAAAAA
@lilliburrows14564 жыл бұрын
Goo Lagoon TOO DENSE TO MELT JUST LIKE GOOD GHOST CHADS EXISTENCE
@oliveravenstrike85784 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to live and die by this phrase... IF SHE BREATHES... SHE'S A *SQUARE!*
@mollsgreys58274 жыл бұрын
"Groovy, I hate it" is something I use on the daily
@thatoneswordguy4 жыл бұрын
69th like
@falpsdsqglthnsac4 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@jenger74 жыл бұрын
That's a mood to the max.
@thealchemistking40634 жыл бұрын
*I am going to live and die by it!*
@alanimations20234 жыл бұрын
When you make a video, I get a little less sad :,)
@deamoncastor73074 жыл бұрын
You would also find demons that are more positive than any human on Earth. Btw the god of all demons wishes you to have a good day.
@deamoncastor73074 жыл бұрын
@UCb5tPvA3_rRQAGfqyctQfMg Glad I could help.
@tenkaiandtransformerfangir78144 жыл бұрын
Seymor is the reason so many of us are a but more happy 😀
@tenkaiandtransformerfangir78144 жыл бұрын
@@deamoncastor7307 My king do you accept a hybrid demon Angel or are you like the past tyrant?
@deamoncastor73074 жыл бұрын
@@tenkaiandtransformerfangir7814 All are excepted as long as you do right by others. And please don't call me a king, I was never worthy of that title and never will be.
@grimer17464 жыл бұрын
1:26 If you want a real inner dilemma: If you define a ravioli as filling in a noodle, since noodles are bread that makes ravioli a sandwich.
@ProgramViBee4 жыл бұрын
aaaAAAAAAAA
@deamoncastor73074 жыл бұрын
Well that would make it a wet sandwich.
@aquarius68954 жыл бұрын
@@deamoncastor7307 a moist sandwich
@MrLuismancei4 жыл бұрын
@@aquarius6895 I don't know if this plate exist in other countries, but in Mexico we have two dishes that are literally moist ham and cheese sandwiches. One in a tube form (niño envuelto) And other like a sandwich cake (sandwichon) So by proxy, those dishes are pasta
@moongirl6484 жыл бұрын
No. Get out. Go to time out
@kameronmartel65914 жыл бұрын
"If she breathes, she's a square" being read in your voice will forever make my day 1000x better. I will now watch that clip daily, thank you.
@cuturtimeshort14504 жыл бұрын
Do you still watch it daily?
@kameronmartel65914 жыл бұрын
@@cuturtimeshort1450 damn I almost forgot today! Thanks for reminding me ;)
@notherelol4 жыл бұрын
I like that your profile pic is michael from BMC
@tenacityxl4 жыл бұрын
I just realized that the jingle is “It’s a biiiiiiiiiiinge compilation. K bye” if Seymour was a piano.
@etourdie4 жыл бұрын
So around October I was getting bombarded with ads for horror movies because, "All guys must like horror movies, so make sure they are our ad before literally every video. They'll definitely want to go see it, and totally won't despise it from us shoving it down their throats even when they say to stop showing our ads to them because they don't care." I then decided I wanted to see if they were trying to shove it down everyone's throats, or just guys, so I changed my account gender from male to female. I have since left it, to see if Google actually does listen to everything, and here's what I've noticed: October: Apparently I was on my period the entire month November-December: Apparently I need to contact USAA so badly that I need to tell it 21 times to stop showing me the same ad. Over. And over. And over. January: Two observations, first, apparently this is when they want to advertise horror movies to me, seriously, I don't f***ing care about Braun's boy or whatever that movie is, I don't care, I have never cared, and I'm not going to. Second, congratulations to me on getting engaged to literally nobody, I never spoke in any way online or out loud to anyone about being engaged. I don't even think the words engage/engagement were even spoken near me, but apparently I need a wedding dress. This evening, at ~22:30 after binging your binge compilation videos: That bastard! I knew my significant other that never existed (not even in my head) was cheating on me! I mean what else am I supposed conclude after seeing an ad called "secret relationship" that wants me to invade their privacy and find out who they're cheating on me with
@thetwizard92903 жыл бұрын
Gender based advertising is wack
@ramsanders69412 жыл бұрын
That's why I never say if u have the choice. But yeah, KZbin just thinks every inch of my flesh is crusty and dry, what with how many oversexualized lotion ads I get
@theveemoinkgirl37654 жыл бұрын
7:24 D-did you translate that? Nice. (Also that stance looks like a Jojo pose.)
@deamoncastor73074 жыл бұрын
It's actually from fist of the North Star.
@theveemoinkgirl37654 жыл бұрын
@@deamoncastor7307 thanks. I didn't know.
@trevanminnig34994 жыл бұрын
I don’t know HOW I MISSED THIS BEFORE, but CAYDE-6 replied to the chicken question, and he replies by complaining about them not using sriracha and I’m UPSET. Also RIP you exo-bro, we miss you.
@chainmaster14654 жыл бұрын
I was expecting his intro so i did the voice only to see the intro card.
@Randoman17233 жыл бұрын
the fact that he said the "your wedding rings here are they?" in perfect fluent Japanese is astounding
@glitched424 жыл бұрын
6:18 Ink: Uh, how much does it cost for 50 of these?
@deamoncastor73074 жыл бұрын
Two fiddy, each.
@i.s.94514 жыл бұрын
3:36 There is around an 99.99% chance the roommates are Percy Jackson fans. This means they are doing it right.
@gracevernine12864 жыл бұрын
I forgot that there were three amazing sanders sides fans at 5:13 and it took me a second ( but like (: )
@WildMagicBoggle4 жыл бұрын
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@deamoncastor73074 жыл бұрын
@@WildMagicBoggle JEEZ! CAN'T A GOD GET ANY SLEEP AROUND HERE!?
@WildMagicBoggle4 жыл бұрын
@@deamoncastor7307 NEVER!!!
@KaiLally90094 жыл бұрын
@Deanon Castor *sleep is for the weak*
@toastcat45504 жыл бұрын
FANDERS UNITE
@Moon_Drawz4 жыл бұрын
Oh I used to watch brother bear all the time as like a 5yr old
@josharko1114 жыл бұрын
Okay, hear me out: SCP/Undertale crossover. I know it's unrelated, but think about it. :) Also, 5:04 is the SCP foundation in a nutshell
@h_the_hooman60074 жыл бұрын
:0
@Kill-It-Skin-It-Wear-It4 жыл бұрын
I do believe there is a “comic” on this very thing
@josharko1114 жыл бұрын
@@Kill-It-Skin-It-Wear-It please link this to me. I don't care what it is, Just link it please, thanks :)
@Kill-It-Skin-It-Wear-It4 жыл бұрын
Cloaked Kobold No, NONONONONONO i am not reliving that
@josharko1114 жыл бұрын
@@Kill-It-Skin-It-Wear-It now I'm even more curious. In any case, I'll find it.
@edgyusername41914 жыл бұрын
The anime they're talking about might be Osomatsu San.
@oli61934 жыл бұрын
but weren't they sextuplets? if there were four of them they'd be quadruplets
@ShadowSearcher314 жыл бұрын
Six same faces
@intothemagic4 жыл бұрын
asap conveys a more intense sense of emergency because it's like they didn't even have enough time to say as soon as possible.
@falpsdsqglthnsac4 жыл бұрын
That last one reminds me of an xkcd comic: Some day, all slang and sayings from the past 500 years will be indistinguishable. “Forsooth, do you grok my jive, me hearties?” “Ten-four!”
@princeramblerose4 жыл бұрын
1:42 that’s because spicy isn’t something your taste buds detect! it’s literally just capsaicin making your mouth think it’s on fire
@omega15754 жыл бұрын
last time i was this early, cyana was still an elf
@boredplayer74254 жыл бұрын
...?
@ProgramViBee4 жыл бұрын
a random guy on the internet I think he meant robo-Elf
@Hawkens4k4 жыл бұрын
@@ProgramViBee or he was just that late.
@ProgramViBee4 жыл бұрын
Necroking Darak o ye
@WolfDB4 жыл бұрын
The one about the tumblr user in class had me laughing so hard I practically died
@cheese9874 жыл бұрын
Cheese approves Bcuz i is yes
@PMSeymour4 жыл бұрын
Thank you cheese
@cheese9874 жыл бұрын
I am cultured milk
@threecheeseburrito4 жыл бұрын
@@cheese987 I love you. The doctors told me to not have dairy, but I ignored them. You make my life complete.
@cheese9874 жыл бұрын
@@threecheeseburrito The cheese has judged AAAAA-
@threecheeseburrito4 жыл бұрын
@@cheese987 Thank.
@JoshSweetvale4 жыл бұрын
1:24 Warhammer 40K Eldar: "No, that's _our_ thing!" Warframe Space Ninjas: "Don't look at us, even _we_ don't have a knife gun!"
@sethmark62014 жыл бұрын
Nothing like laughing through drying tears after a breakdown to help things feel better.
@MalcontentFlower4 жыл бұрын
I've always laughed while crying, I don't know why.
@MaskedGasRobert4 жыл бұрын
So. A gun that shoots knives. Sounds like flachette rounds. Basically shotgun rounds but instead of metal balls or a solid chunk of metal. It's needles. Needles with little stabilizing fins. They're more accurate than buckshot and, due to their unique design, can pierce through body armor in many cases. It's a handful of throwing darts shot from a gun.
@Shikaschima4 жыл бұрын
3:30 "Wouldn't make that a great movie?" "It's called 'It follows', PM." *shows bear brothers* "..."
@puddlel1ama3274 жыл бұрын
"Mom said if I commit a war crime, I don't have to go to school." Fucking brilliant.
@MrTerminator30104 жыл бұрын
12:51 imagine a third post that says: "See me after class", and they look to the front and see the teacher scowling at them.
@mel-ds2ox4 жыл бұрын
3:47 DECIET SANDERS IS THAT YOU
@knightcorelowercase4 жыл бұрын
I can hear Logan screaming "DECEIT" in the distance
@FunnybUnnyo4 жыл бұрын
P.m, I’m gunna be honest with you You’re amazing, and you and so many other youtubers are helping me cope with my depression and the stress of moving into our new house Keep doing what you love when you can
@gohst78604 жыл бұрын
Some of y'all: Woah! Look at those Fanders! Me, who's watched enough Tumblr videos to know that Fanders (specifically romansleftshoulderpad, sandersstudies, and sometimes softestvirgil) are _everywhere_ :
@PottersClay214 жыл бұрын
3:25 “you can’t outrun the wardens. Always walking, never resting; their always right behind you.”
@moiaussi77223 жыл бұрын
Where is that from?
@mekomamizuko3 жыл бұрын
"Ancient Shitposting" Should IN FACT be an actual show on Netflix. I would binge the hell out of it.
@Sneaky_Snail_Pie_024 жыл бұрын
Why is it that even the dark shower thoughts make me laugh? 🤣 I swear to god! These videos make me want to make a Tumblr account just as much as they make me want to avoid making a Tumblr account.
@buttercupkat4 жыл бұрын
0:33 Most word rules/words in general are so confusing, yet you don't think they are weird until you truly think about it. 1:27 Because Earth came first, ravioli is the Earth.
@couchpotato88694 жыл бұрын
8:01 ah yes the Legendary GRILLED CHEESE
@-cosmiclown-4 жыл бұрын
I was literally right in the middle of drawing Spy and then I heard “The earth is a ravioli” and I actually dropped my pencil out of annoyance
@eggquinox4 жыл бұрын
“If she BrEeEaThS, she’s a SqUaAaArE” I like how seymour talks
@goldfish78354 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this while I put together a Valentines day present for a special someone so I don't have a panic attack trying to get the courage to them out. Thank you for the comfort ❤️
@bronsonpatten71884 жыл бұрын
Nice intro jingle. Also the monkey thing sounds like something I would do
@etourdie4 жыл бұрын
In French, the name of the letter i is pronounced e, so Ouija does contain i. To those who didn't understand what I meant by the name of the letter, I meant what one says when one says the letter by itself. For example, a person who doesn't live in the US might say that the letter z is called zed
@bellamyseals8314 жыл бұрын
9:12 me, eating salt and vinegar chips: *jazz music stops*
@ognjenivanovic78714 жыл бұрын
Hearing you read absolute stupiduty and geniousness that it takes away my self doubt and gives me a smile to set on my face
@corbanoT.V.4 жыл бұрын
The earth being a solid with a liquid core, it could also be a pop tart
@insanity2864 жыл бұрын
7:31 I.... I will remember this
@MalcontentFlower4 жыл бұрын
*insane will remember this*
@insanity2864 жыл бұрын
@@MalcontentFlower _you deserve a bowl of ice cream_
@MalcontentFlower4 жыл бұрын
@@insanity286 Aww, thanks.
@theoddfirecat14984 жыл бұрын
Seymour, i love your binge comps, they're tubular af. Keep it up dude
@WESAVEDTHELEFT18634 жыл бұрын
2:15 correct, and their houses smell like the family. You just get accustomed to it if they're your friend
@1mariomaniac4 жыл бұрын
"Tonight we di -ne like Kings!- "
@LiamLightwolf4 жыл бұрын
3:08 Once again, Doctor Who. Heaven Sent/Hell Bent
@deamoncastor73074 жыл бұрын
The oncoming storm. The man who can send demons and soldiers running. The doctor of war.
@scientificviking4 жыл бұрын
"a gun that could shoot knives" might i reccomend a bayonet? seems like it'd fit the bill
@chaoticgremling4 жыл бұрын
Your posts brighten up my day... thank you so much!!!!!
@Jamie_bear4 жыл бұрын
I like how you do that " fancy Butler accent" lol that's the first thing that made me laugh
@-WackyNameHere-4 жыл бұрын
I skipped through part of it and heard "heisravioli"
@jackattack2844 жыл бұрын
5:51 I did some research and the wendigo is a monster from a native tribe in Canada...I'm Canadian
@TheNERF24244 жыл бұрын
Fun fact the reason your butt can taste spiciness is because spicy things aren't picked up by your taste buds, instead they're picked up by your pain receptors.
@luissantiago51634 жыл бұрын
Cute little jingle. Nice!
@uljk56994 жыл бұрын
1:48 We are also made out of Atoms that also makes up foods and building materials so technically we are living in and on our flesh.
@ElricGurl4 жыл бұрын
In the south the weather isn't really frightening unless it's summer. (or hurricane time.) Winter is a series of do I, or do I not, need a jacket?
@alecdickens10424 жыл бұрын
Nice jingle. Bet it saves some work for ya on making a new intro every time, and I get that there are only so many ways you can keep BiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiinge compilaaaatiooooon interesting for a video. Good job :)
@LunaTheMoonBean4 жыл бұрын
7:23 ive actually met a pastor IRL who BELIEVES that holding hands before marriage is a sin
@jordannieuwenhuize4 жыл бұрын
3:11 as you come into this world something else is also born you begin your life and it begins a journey towards you. It moves slowly but it never stops. wherever you go, whatever path you take, it will follow. Never faster never slower. Always coming. You will run it will walk. You will rest it will not. One day you will linger in the same place too long. You will sit too still or sleep too deep. And when, too late, you rise to go, you will notice a second shadow next to yours. Your life will then be over.
@koykoyonly4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@lunaraurora83084 жыл бұрын
one thing I've learned from Tumblr vids is that user Pukicho is everywhere and a pro comedian
@ragg2324 жыл бұрын
12:40 Careful who's shoulder you try to look over. Most people frown upon that. (Also, that was god-damned funny)
@uljk56994 жыл бұрын
12:16 to a dismay for this person, there are several coffee beans/powders that have already been infused with fruity flavours.
@healerofthewaters65084 жыл бұрын
Yes. The perfect nerve calmer. PM Seymour's voice.
@mvivi4 жыл бұрын
3:03 I know what you're talking about. That creepy old man in Tomb Raider that I used to lock up in the fridge.
@a.mthewolfkid61574 жыл бұрын
the "Your wedding rings. where are they." thing just gets me I can't stop replaying it
@cabbage23294 жыл бұрын
Your intos never fail to terrify me.
@JJayTheGoat4 жыл бұрын
Earth is a spicy Gusher
@recklessrex4 жыл бұрын
Actually you said Hagia Sophia correctly, so, good job!
@pitioti4 жыл бұрын
4:44: poor Daddy X3
@redspace97124 жыл бұрын
9:00 Probably osomatsu-san but there's 6 of them
@izzythetrashposter57104 жыл бұрын
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO HIS FLESH IN LEGO CITY. START THE FLESH. HEY!
@florphy12373 жыл бұрын
quite an adequate birthday present pm (this was fr posted on my birthday like gdamn your timing made my day, tbh these videos are great and i rewatch so many of them so many times)
@MadAliceInWonderland4 жыл бұрын
Your videos never cease to make me laugh
@whirl36904 жыл бұрын
Spicy is not a taste, it's just that the tongue is one of the body parts most sensitive to it.
@fritzmarie65234 жыл бұрын
Here's a shower thought. "Paranoia is just anxiety but fancier"
@babyyodel37384 жыл бұрын
Bingle complation
@deamoncastor73074 жыл бұрын
Congratulations little Yoda, you're first.
@thealien_lookingthing71164 жыл бұрын
2:14 in fact, this is very true. my maternal side of the family (Great-grandmother, grandmother and mother) smell like a mix of Chery with other fruits. if I specify, my Mother smells like a Little bit of Cherry with a Scent to a Common flower. My Grandmother smells like a Cherry. and my Great.Grandmother smells like the sugary liquid inside of a bottle of canned cherry´s (Used on Cakes, mostly). I had the ability to Smell their scense when I was youn (4 to 6 yeas old), but I have lost it with the years. also, a Mother that just had a Baby LOVES the Smell in their child´s clothes. I guess that Toddlers have this Ability because is naturally needed, also, my Mother´s scense made me feel Safe. (Btw, English isn´t my first language, sorry if I have mistakes).
@yeetusdeletus43044 жыл бұрын
I listen to these videos at early hours of the morning and I just sit there cackling in my bedroom with the lights off like a maniac Good night now I'm tired
@thicboibigsmoke72204 жыл бұрын
3:08 I think mr X from the Re2 remake is a great example of this
@nevetsnotlrac76244 жыл бұрын
I love it when something chases you, but they just walk slowly. That’s because they don’t need a reason to run. They know where your heading, and they will get you eventually.
@anderkid10904 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: there’s something called a KNIFE GUN. A KNIFE. DISGUISED AS A GUN!
@YataTheFifteenth4 жыл бұрын
Another fact! Gunswords are a real historical weapon!
@anderkid10904 жыл бұрын
Yatagarasu XV this is EVEN BETTER
@xbobd71254 жыл бұрын
7:30 I was thinking about some embarrassing moments and how I could’ve been better then I got to this part, dam that timing was perfect
@raven-starcatcher4 жыл бұрын
4:20 I can't *believe* you didn't use Cayde's voice for this Also I love that Cayde's post is on 420
@doe90004 жыл бұрын
I love the intro jingle
@Tippex_Official3 жыл бұрын
For some reason that last quote from that MR rich guy was the most accurate and now I’m terrified.
@anonymous100994 жыл бұрын
I knew my friend's family all smelled differently
@Tulip_bip4 жыл бұрын
i've been binging these all day. and i've gotta say, had a pretty good day so far :3
@SundayLeaf4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy another binge comp
@bluehornets56944 жыл бұрын
5:08 All three - all *three* - of these posts in this segment Are Sanders Sides fans. Virge Roman Stop it anxiety. I can see that it seems that Virge has a Janus profile picture as my proof of this statement.
@gohst78604 жыл бұрын
Bro, I watch Tumblr videos all the time, and I swear, user romansleftshoulderpad is _everywhere_ it's ridiculous. Also catch me getting whiplash when most of these comments are 3 months old and I was expecting your comment to be as well and then you said Janus.
@caffinatedredpanda99644 жыл бұрын
Tectonicly its a ravioli
@pokemimi58764 жыл бұрын
That intro made me think I was playing Kahoot
@ton10p4 жыл бұрын
i cant believe that at the time of me viewing this video only 5 people disliked this in comparison to its 1.5 thousand likes and 11 thousand views all i say is hats off to you p.m. Seymour
@katherinedickerson23344 жыл бұрын
1:21 Saint Row 4 has this. It's called the Knifethrower and it's *GLORIOUS* . I recommend checking it out.
@Zangoose54 жыл бұрын
I lose it every time Seymour says “Back the fuck up” like, it comes out so matter-of-fact! XD