It Came From Tumblr

[@havochellian1248]

Well folks, I’m newly 22 years old, subsisting on grocery store sushi and expired iced lattes, and watching Tumblr memes. This is the life

[@entamology581]

what a coincidence. i'm newly 29 years old, subsisting on store-brand coffee beans and leftover pasta casserole, listening to tumblr memes. this is the good life

[@smoovebcoffee]

Hell yeah!

[@tadeuszabramowicz4953]

Woah, no way dude Im 240 months old, wicked🤙

[@torazely]

I'm 28, subsisting on free food from work and instant ramen, listening to Tumblr memes and emo music.

[@lordjj2549]

slay

[@alexandermacer5226]

"No-one likes cold water", huh? I DO once you have lived through a really hot summer, you will never trust room-temperature water to be refreshing enough

[@Kikkarlin]

Genuinely, sometimes I just can't bring myself to drink room temperature water 😂it just doesn't taste right

[@ChuuniKaede]

room temp water makes me super nauseated while ice cold water is the most refreshing god damn thing on this planet@@Kikkarlin

[@convalaria]

⁠​⁠water that hasnt been in a fridge tastes like plastic or metal

[@NaBa.O3O]

Room temp water is only acceptable if the room has an AC so strong you need winter gear to avoid frostbite.

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

@@NaBa.O3Obu- but what if you turn it off

[@pygmalion0451]

Idk why, but I always expect you to sing "It's a binge compilation" to the tune of "In the arms of an angel"

[@itslexactually]

Fly awaaaaaay from heeeeeere

[@technospyform1578]

it's a biiiiiinge cooompilaaaatiooon oookay byeeeeeeeeee~ -i hate that it fits-

[@chronostasisch.7]

@@technospyform1578 that fits WAY too well

[@tang620]

why am i the previously neglected shelter dog, that post hit me very personally and caused psychic damage

[@circusbrained]

5:32 made me laugh because the only time i’ve ever heard someone refer to smth as a shrimp, it was a friend telling me i had shrimp posture

[@avalanche1990]

I finally got curious enough to check the JP voice of Althaithem's VA. All I can say is Oh MY GOD. I understand now

[@Rosie-fk1xs]

As someone who religiously buys all the otome games he voices a main character in welcome to the club.

[@DraconicSnom210]

Had to get a hand fan while listening- I get it.

[@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk]

What.

[@ErekLewandowski]

I can only hear the "you would sully the yolk" bit in Foghorn Leghorn's voice.

[@jessicathenobody]

Especially with the description of the chicken

[@polishfriend]

12:44 literally laughed someone off as a joke and then later on Twitter saw their post saying that their crush laughed at them and said that they're full of shit, my exact words. Yeah its a horrible horrible feeling especially when the person telling you that you're attractive is a 6' tall muscular woman whom I cannot stress it enough is hot

[@klickonthat5244]

Damn, imagine fumbling THIS hard.

[@rolfs2165]

I hope you managed to apologise to her and make things work out?

[@Killrbladez]

5:32 With Shrimp power comes Shrimp responsibility.

[@ventacairnliaseil4177]

23:12 I’m not a water drinker I’m an i c e e a t e r, your teeth are w e a k

[@henryrodgers7386]

Had to go to court today, because I'm not really emotionally "normal"... though who is, in this economy? PM is keeping me from having an anxiety attack and EXPLODING like a CELL PHONE in a MICROWAVE. Thank you, O great Internet Man.

[@Guythatexistsiguess]

6:55 this is literally me because I’m an extrovert most of the time, but before being one I must be deliberately invited to an activity.

[@characookie241]

Vampire

[@julianneboleyn]

4:40 I was playing Subnautica for a couple hours and when I stood up I was very confused that I was not swimming or driving a submarine.

[@scarlettarana]

4:37 Wait, is this a legit thing? Is _this_ why I’d gotten lost in the same straight hallway not once, but TWICE in my senior year of high school?

[@yagirldiana365]

Umm, actually, throwing handaxes uses a Strength modifier for both attack rolls and damage. Source: PHB If a weapon has the thrown property, you can throw the weapon to make a ranged attack. If the weapon is a melee weapon, you use the same ability modifier for that attack roll and damage roll that you would use for a melee attack with the weapon. For example, if you throw a handaxe, you use your Strength, but if you throw a dagger, you can use either your Strength or your Dexterity, since the dagger has the finesse property.

[@iamsushi1056]

cool

[@SirTibia]

Ase

[@Nikanuur]

Umm, actually a ranged attack is Base attack bonus + Dexterity modifier + size modifier + range penalty with a non-splash thrown weapon adding Strength modifier to damage Source: Core Rulebook there are more games than dnd

[@Dumpster_Warlock]

@Nikanuur Umm, actually the dnd analogy was more accurate due to the fact that you are simply using an analogy from Pathfinder, AKA “D&D 3.75e” as it was referred to at it’s creation as an unofficial supplement for D&D 3.5e. If you are going to be rude to someone for using an analogy from one of the most popular ttrpgs, atleast use a ttrpg system that didn’t originate from stated popular ttrpg.

[@dovearchambault9229]

​@Nikanuur Um, actually, a Handaxe would be Ranged(Light), with upgrades, boosts, and setbacks relevant to appropriate skills, talents, maneuvers, cover, and defense! And that system would handle the situation much better.

[@amberorchid05]

I’m so used to reading ND as North Dakota that 4:38 took a second to click. It still kinda works tho? A lot of the state is just flat middle of nowhere…

[@RasmodeusQ]

My monitors are cold... For they have died.... I must john wick whomsteverthefuck killed them.

[@sleepydemon516]

I will not get out of your house

[@neccturtle]

*our house

[@cinguloapathy]

@@neccturtlein the middle of your house

[@carolinelabbott2451]

I thought this was Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion.

[@____thecommenter1569]

Never gonna get out of your house Never gonna leave your house Never gonna run out of your house

[@carolinelabbott2451]

​@@____thecommenter1569 Never going to bulldoze down the house and run it down. Not going to burn down the house either.

[@winnerwannabe9868]

10:00 the genderfluid people hold the power to defeat the homophobes

[@andistansbury4366]

Where are the Gendergaseous people?

[@Nyghtking]

About the Gluttony thing, i'm pretty sure thats because Averice was what it originally was, and I think later on it was split into Greed and Gluttony, in addition from what I understand Gluttony isn't about eating, it's about excessive indulgence or something like that.

[@andistansbury4366]

Gluttony is you have a lot of stuff, but you still use it. Greed is you have a lot of stuff, and you don't do any thing.

[@coletheweird9879]

Got jumpscared at 8:38 because today is my birthday Uh, thanks, akilikesbread!

[@andistansbury4366]

He knows. Run.

[@HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV]

5:28 OH MY GOD NO WONDER HE GETS ALL THE GUYS

[@dro5888]

I want it, NOW

[@SCP-173-The-Sculpture]

17:03 Translation FIHVLJ = ? OHGF = omg MUT = my PADWES = paws DARGFE = are JNLOHT = not THOLO = that BLIJHGV = big So the full thing is "omg my paws are not that big" If you know what the first word is please let me know

[@andistansbury4366]

With my vast knowledge, I think it is "Fuck"

[@elitaylor146]

10:18 ah yes, PM Saymour

[@kyze8284]

I did actually see a barista tip menu that had 4 options. 10%, 20%, 50%, and 75% The tip one is no longer becoming a joke

[@CorruptedSystem32]

2:13 it's pronounced... Yif

[@margaretconnor5623]

If the water isn't ice cold then I'M JUST STILL THIRSTY. I need it to be arctic cold or else my throat is still so dry!

[@sagacious03]

Fun video! Thanks for uploading! Looking forward to more like this from you in the near future!

[@Rae0814]

“Righteous, but pointless anger” is more interesting when you can understand why the character is angry, but anger is pointless because the anger is directed at something that doesn’t deserve it. My favorite example is the Episode ‘Dragon Quest’ from Casper’s Scare School. It’s about Thurdigree Burns, the School’s Science and Chemistry teacher, attacks a Medieval Themed Restaurant because he wants revenge on who he presumes to be Knights because Knights chased his ancestors into near extinction.

[@salemfae]

Lost it at Thurdigree Burns ☠️

[@Rae0814]

@@salemfae it’s supposed to be a play on the words

[@Shillabritish]

3:40 they lied to me my monitor is cold

[@andistansbury4366]

Is it on?

[@schockocraft4897]

7:13 Why are you buying depression at the soup store?

[@xXlotusmoonXx]

14:58 Me whenever I have to go outside during the summer, picking and scratching at my body until my skin turns red.

[@diamondshard88]

23:09 well sometimes people want their water to taste good. And if you doubt my authority on the matter, I drink water as my main drink and haven't had another drink in well over a month, and around 7 not counting dessert drinks.

[@Ryokuzan]

Liking warm water over cold water is like prefering to pour the milk before cereal. You're just objectively wrong.

[@kaukospots]

probably like lukewarm coca-cola too smh

[@andistansbury4366]

Probably likes crunchy cookies too

[@JasminMiettunen]

ROOM TEMPERATURE IS NOT WARM It's slightly cool compared to your body temperature

[@Ryokuzan]

@@JasminMiettunen Room temperature is warm. Unless it's like in the 60s in your house. 90 degrees is also lower than your body temperature, but it's still hot.

[@AnimeSunglasses]

5:22 understood, that voice is like a savory meal cooked by a five-star Michelin chef, not at work, but at home for his best friend's birthday...

[@goodwife6284]

14:41 Thank You! (I have had several breakdowns due to my brain being bad at handling lots of loud noise, like that in a loud classroom. Loud Talking especially is just unbearable)

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

12:47 that’s the feeling of being valued 😅

[@titaniumvulpes]

9:51 Did this to my sister and now they're nonbinary

[@dark_and_wholesome]

15:19 hey that post was posted on my birthday :]

[@HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV]

23:11 Because it makes my tongue and cheeks and... basically everything except the teeth feel nice and cold after hours of drowning in my warm saliva.

[@aceanimations3214]

Yes

[@Not_ACow]

10:20 This is just the plot of MASHLE

[@ashweston1828]

7:08 ah yes the stages of grief. There's the denial stage and the anger stage. Then there's the lava stage, the water stage, the sewer level, the poisonous swamp, the cart racing minigame, and acceptance.

[@hamby2232]

10:16 WAIT NO PATRICK M. SAY MORE!

[@rio425ee]

The shrimp emotions post is 400% the inspiration for the new book series by The Expanse authors James SA Corey, in which a human population is enslaved by a race of humongous shrimp aliens and is forced to compete against other races for its continued existence as a slave race constantly proving its usefulness to their inscrutable shrimp overlords or face full on extinction. ....And nothing you can say will shake my devotion to this headcanon.

[@Hawkeyes31196]

4:27 the only thing that should happen is everything remains the same, but you removed all the aspecstos and lead paint

[@DJacoby-zc1ys]

I feel that tumblr is just a physical manifestation of my thoughts

[@Tzgrey77]

When you haven't watched PM Seymour in like 3 months and you have *ALOT* of Bingeing to do!

[@fandomphantom319]

I'm sorry but "Like the stage of grief where you eat nothing but /soup/-" Did you- Did you mean Reth-

[@pedroferraz6244]

somethin in my brain activate at 5:25 . I don't know how to react

[@AiLoveAidoru]

I can't believe PM Seymour just took Sucrose's soul! Just like that!

[@phastinemoon]

6:06 -- Han Solo, encased in carbonite

[@silentskyrim]

0:11 not anymore

[@AstralArbourSystem]

Happy to see system tumblr making it here. And by happy I mean terrified what if the normal people find out I'm 100 gay idiots trying desperately to cooperate.

[@mikakestudios5891]

1:53 THE (Forest Wife) FORESTWIFE Book by Theresa Tomlinson slaps okay?

[@andrewhaupt7695]

No, I will not get out of your house. I live here now.

[@paynemabry1917]

near eighteen minutes while typing but i rubbed my nose so hard my headphones fell off

[@jdevdawg1]

8:06 HOW DOES SOMEONE SO THAT?!

[@Azurepetalls]

Being old isn't about age it's about how much of a heck you are.

[@Azurepetalls]

are you 19 and already think dancing is stupid and completely pointless? Old. Older than the sun. You are older than sharks.

[@panainpublic]

10:12 magnus archives reference (...my defense is at 1:00)

[@australianandnewzealandfac9637]

i got so excited to watch this that i forgot i was making something till i looked over and saw my cup sitting there and now cold

[@aufishsd1445]

26:50 is basically just me whenever I see Sonic shipped with anyone. Even if it's well done, it just clashes so much with how he works in my head that it always feels wrong, no matter how good it is.

[@skyfire4594]

7:29 Spamton.

[@Unikay]

I been waiting for this

[@Nzargnalphabet]

23:07 me when not only do I prefer cold water to drink, but also washes my hands with cold water (no I don’t shower cold I’m not that insane)

[@jaredkennedy6576]

20:20 Have you been spying on me?

[@aroyaki]

10:00 Why, hello! Pleasure to meet you!! My name is Aroyaki........ WHAT AM I?!!

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

i like to imagine all the big tumblr reader videos share a group chat

[@genie0561]

Oh my god i have a character that i realized while reading incorrect quotes aloud sound like JECKA FROM CLASS OF 09 (bc some characters do have a different tone/pitch i use to base off of them)

[@ceddavis7441]

5:27 I play LOR and lemme tell you, that voice type is either very common or my ears/headphones suck.

[@ragg232]

Now I’m wondering who was the yahoo that started a trend of giving Australian lungfish as presents. Like seriously.

[@Hario338]

love the white boxes

[@MaxiZoda]

Here we are

[@BGDMusic]

14:12 amendment: minimum wage becomes 4 dollars

[@ssjbread2803]

NGL when he said Hercule I immediately thought of Mr. Satan from dragon ball

[@stevemeisky8409]

I pick voices for my characters by assigning them specific voice actors whose work I'm familiar with. It's the only way to get it to work.

[@kutiethekat]

26:46 This is when I try to see canon Pico's School LCA (I'm currently rewriting it solely to make Cassandra more evil)

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

2:13 make everyone angry by pronouncing the G... ...as a Y

[@Nzargnalphabet]

Wait I just realized the first one to pull off the trans parry was Bridget (brisket birdget bidet), which is extra ironic because they’re an actual fighting game character, but does that mean goldlweis is now trans?

[@matthewyeldig4608]

22:17 *...FUCK, HE'S RIGHT. I DON'T EVEN PLAY GENSHIN, AND I KNOW HE'S RIGHT!*

[@aceanimations3214]

This bait? Who tf want room temperature water, I drink water to be refreshed, not to suffer.

[@shadowgirl00]

Lol the moment I heard PM explaining that it was pea the vegetable to those who are just listening I had to click the tab back just to see what was being read (cause I was just listening).

[@leafyztar]

Being able to change the like counter from 2k to 2.1k is too much power for me to hold

[@ratchet1271]

I read a YA trilogy that had none of those words in any of the titles. Prince/King/Emperor of Thorns.

[@LoganProbablynot-ef1tw]

6:40 And then I remembered. Yi Sang.

[@ruedays]

Scrambled eggs are inedible without ketchup

[@TR1CK]

2:15 the 3rd one was meant to be yif I'm pretty sure

[@shadowdroid776]

*I deman a petition to retroactively call all creepypastas as fettuccine afraido! It's too good!*

[@JustALittleGhostOfHallownest]

Perilous penne

[@GameStormerSam]

13:34 mood

[@GameStormerSam]

Can’t remember if this was a tumblr post or a KZbin comment but I remember someone once described gobb as being like one of the sonic fandubs and honestly it’s kinda true

[@WorldWeave]

16:18 all of the above…but mostly the last two

[@generally.broken]

I AM HERE ON TIIIIME!

[@IrregularityRowan]

23:28 Toodles sucker XD

[@KaBoom-i2l]

12:40 WELL I WILL NEVER FEEL THAT HAH SUCK IT!

[@davidmartin5483]

P.M. Seymour = Podcaster Mememan Seymour

[@endrenawhite]

Why tf you have to call me out like that "The stage of grief where you eat nothing but soup"

[@fangchick93]

Yeah, if gluttony was actually eating too much, then why do most Christian holidays involve feasts? I mean I know the reason, most are appropriated holidays for much older religions and they usually involved feasting to celebrate seasonal solstices and equinoxes. Humans like to celebrate with yummy food

[@furnaceheadgames9001]

Imagine if women could take of there pregnancys and either refrigerate them or give their pregnancys to others.

[@CHILLIN2540]

23:09 Cold does not means it has icicles in it what do you mean it hurts your teeth?

[@Atoll-ok1zm]

That bit about the book...yeah. I kinda rewatched the guardians of gahoole movie the other day. Its not great. Its extremely not great. Same goes for basically any hunger-games-like except for the hunger games. Those are still really fuckin good. Like I remember one book the main character had the alias "day" and his real name was "daniel altan wing" and it pissed me off to no end cause it should have been "ying" or something so it made day an acronym. And that alone pissed me off so much I couldn't finish the book. Like imagine having your initials be D.A.Y. that's badass.

[@bluelfsuma]

1:54 Jokes on you, mo'fo. I reread the book. And it is still good as hell. YOU may have had terrible taste in books, but I was a smart child! Unfortunately, that means I am a dumb adult.

[@blockofbutter2058]

"you found my discord kitten" I CANT!!!!!!!!!!