It Came From Tumblr #67 | Binge Compilation

[@commodore7331]

i like the fact that the octopus not only knew someone was drawing him but actively helped them.

[@buterassassin1952]

Kernel Panic it knows its own weirdness

[@Abdega]

“You like what you see? 🐙 “

[@shairmaneubaos]

octopus confirmed more encouraging than humans

[@clockworkpotato9892]

Narcissism.

[@NexusGideon]

i just wish we knew if they showed the octopus when they were done, and what its reaction was :c

[@googlybotz]

"self aware unreliable narrator" isn't that just *every* author?

[@definitelynotninaa]

Can relate

[@10101m]

Yep

[@Le_Fuqwit2111]

Yup. Can definitely relate. I've been writing a cartoon script for months now, and I can confirm, this is a perfect way to describe me.

[@vvronskyy]

Yes!!! I have several published works online and the ones written in first person are exactly that. I have one written by an 80-year-old man recounting his encounter with a group of devils back in his 20s, and there are a bunch of small details which he doesn't remember. Lots of bits are very vague and exaggerated, but it makes for both a fun read and an enjoyable time writing.

[@JJ-oe5tm]

I finished my novel recently and I basically did that, but also my narrators were very clearly biased, like “honestly, his mom is a punk-ass bitch, but I don’t possess physical form so I can’t punt her like a soccer ball into the sun”

[@gartenmensch1895]

3:55 Octopus be like: Draw me like one of your french squids

[@absent_glory122]

Akira Rivera dude no one likes the r/didn’thappen guy

[@Zaybith_7]

Hon hon hon Feed me ein shrimp

[@eliotmoon5321]

Rain spirit because apparently every story with just a little bit of unnatural behavior is fake

[@RescueRapscall2]

French squid sounds like a tasty snack

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Yes.

[@aquestionablenamee]

“THOMAS SANDERS IS A FRICKIN BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH-“ *ad pops up*

[@cosmerdisstudios4399]

Writing this as I’m watching said ad

[@All54321]

@@cosmerdisstudios4399 Same, it’s hilarious timing

[@cosmerdisstudios4399]

Ye

[@animatasticdraws5771]

YEP XD

[@VampireQueenAmy]

Same here

[@tacticallemon7518]

1:38 The name “Dorito” come from a rough translation of “little flakes of gold” because, when the chip is made, it’s gold. Oro for “gold” ito for “little” and a D in front because why not

[@totallynotaferret]

Oroito

[@julirodas9761]

wouldn't the d be for De? so De orito?

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

gold little

[@jeshcar]

So basically I've been pronouncing it right all this time. Nice

[@Tr0lliPop]

Well I want a big flake of gold so GIVE ME THE XL DORO

[@Wings_Of_Nightfall]

I saw that "THE LEG" reference coming from a mile away.

[@KikoBean]

what is the leg

[@Wings_Of_Nightfall]

@@KikoBean a joke he made in an earlier video.

[@Wings_Of_Nightfall]

@@KikoBean Go to Late Night Tumblr Posts #58 and skip to 4:57 and you should be there.

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

Don' t you mean, a foot away? Hahahahahahahahahhaaa, Alright, I'm gonna see myself out now! With "out now", I of course mean over a cliff. MY existence is apain and dread....

[@TheAndermany]

I lost it

[@orphanagearsonist3408]

The “uncertain” writing style is basically the record scratch freeze frame main character looks at camera and says “yep that’s me I bet your wondering how I got here”

[@lordfelidae4505]

“Well so am I!”

[@alexisplayz4973]

So the Kane Cronicals

[@acanimatics906]

The first episode of gravity falls oh and the Trialls of Apollo!

[@acanimatics906]

@@alexisplayz4973 Y E S

[@alexisplayz4973]

@@acanimatics906 What other way is there to describe it

[@DobroPitanje]

wait... does the existence of the doro confirm the existence of a Danny Dev. The taller Danny Devito🤔

[@ethansweeting7787]

CURSED

[@marxthejester1913]

Holy banana nuts!!!

[@Xman34washere]

Yes

[@masonwithee6831]

SO ANYWAYS I STARTED BLASTIN

[@poopoo2454]

Keanu Reeves

[@chickenstripper5746]

Pm: “they said to draw a circle so.... that’s the Earth...” Me: *actual fear and whispering to myself* there is truly no escaping the hell that is hetalia is there

[@smalcoyote1110]

Italy is a bean and no one can say otherwise

[@defunctchannel4353]

why... why must you remind me of *that*

[@Dryfloorsign]

friendly reminder that season 7 exists An

[@mx.sinistxr]

YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE NE NE PAPA-

[@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku]

Marukaite chikyuu marukaite chikyuu marukaite chikyuu boku hetalia, AHHHHHHH

[@anxietyfilledmuffin5389]

IM DYINGAUCBSKF PM: SANDERS IS A PRECIOUS BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH MY- Ad: T H E R E I S A W A R C O M I N G

[@ohno.2285]

I GOT A SHRIMP COMMERCIAL

[@Attrixine]

Got a mf walmart commercial

[@Starlight-rb3sp]

I got a wood advert

[@loneranger7004]

I got a Folgers coffee ad

[@blueberriesarepurple4386]

I got a foundation ad and then a burger ad 💀💀

[@fireballedbard4620]

Yay the semour enjoys the Sanders man

[@darkix3455]

Who wouldn’t

[@hotred505]

@@darkix3455 internet suicide here Who Is that

[@pauliner9444]

@@hotred505 7:45

[@vicklepickle301]

Thomas Sanders?

[@hotred505]

@@vicklepickle301 oh duh

[@Amish5226]

I have ADHD and the ADHD time processing thing is completely true, and the thing is we don't even realize were doing it, its just something we do.

[@divabhardwaj6381]

I’m pretty sure I don’t have ADHD, but I do that all the time, especially when I was younger. I still do it but I’m better at paying attention too/doing it quicker so there’s that

[@nikolimoon6165]

Yea, I can also verify that, I also have ADHD, so yea

[@saturnsvictory3368]

Either people with adhd need to stop being so relatable or I need to go to a doctor

[@tairasoul.]

Can verify, I have adhd too and this is what happens.

[@Amish5226]

Hello my fellow ADHD people. I did not expect to get this many likes or comments but I'm happy non-the less, hope you all have a great day, evening, or night where ever you are!

[@GodILoveSharks]

life is madness and existence is pain...... BUT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT TODAY'S SPONSOR: RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

[@lizemore187]

Well okay then

[@tofastninj9747]

Raid: Shadow Legends has confirmed that they have not sponsored anyone

[@secretzrevealed]

ToFastNinj they do

[@courtroomegg]

Thomas Sanders reference?

[@thescottishgiant855]

Wait I have spoke to an insta profile the exact same as this wtf

[@stxrryknxghts]

"THOMAS SANDERS IS A PRECIOUS FRICKING BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH MY LIFE." Never subscribed to someone faster before now-

[@envy7272]

A lot of my friends call me a bean and I literally don't know what that means like do they just look at me and think *FOOD*

[@wonderfoolwithgarlicbread]

@@envy7272 yes. You are tasty. And I hope you know that. * gently kisses you on the forehead *

[@envy7272]

@@wonderfoolwithgarlicbread Lmao do I taste like beans

[@_Figure_-nn3zt]

@@envy7272 I-. What in the world. Love the user though

[@raiorai2]

@@envy7272 Mmmm... *nom nom*

[@smalcoyote1110]

"He said draw a circle. So, that's the Earth" Oh please for the the love of god let it be a Hetalia reference.

[@missy2375]

Draw a circle that the earth Draw a circle that's the earth Draw a circle thats the earth *_BOKU HETALIA_*

[@eclipce-faithdrogonborn916]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

[@soupforfree]

obviously what else could it be

[@mx.sinistxr]

@@missy2375 AA HITOFUDE MIERU SUBARASHII SEKAI-

[@elytraman1809]

have pukicho and gaud ever gone at it in a cursed competition

[@Dracon350]

hey there buddy! let's not try and end the universe within the next two weeks, m'kay?

[@jessicasimonsson7945]

The next disaster of 2020 is here... HIDE, TAKE COVER AND PROTECT THE SAND- CHILDEREN i mean

[@lisahenry20]

@@jessicasimonsson7945 put all the sandwiches in prams and run for the hills

[@darkix3455]

.. *D O I T N O W*

[@goldenpig6453]

What about a contest between hungwy and i-am-a-fish?

[@neondotexe6037]

2:14 that’s where I got my name from This is why I’m an octopus I would do that

[@Zaybith_7]

Also why i named myself after a slightly shittier version of the octopus. Hell yeah bro

[@nerdisnopinata8892]

This might just be the best comment and reply I've ever read.

[@lordtoademort8124]

Neat. I chose mine because it's a pun and toads look like they're always mad at something like existence itself enrages them

[@neondotexe6037]

I love everything about every reply to this comment

[@jasperdoesstupidthings5580]

I love all of this. Thank you, unfamiliar humans!

[@ThePinkMonarch]

"THOMAS SANDERS IS A PRECIOUS FRICKING BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HIM!" Yes. Just yes.

[@thedorkknight9684]

Truly the only acceptable answer to that question.

[@ThreeToBeExact]

No thanks but I'm glad y'all like him

[@thedorkknight9684]

@@ThreeToBeExact ........ HOW. JUST. HOW.

[@Astr1d_Jp3g]

When he said "thomas Sanders is a preCIOUS BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH-" I got an ad, and the first thing I heard? With 88 bra sizes. This man is going to protect Thomas Sanders with 88 bra sizes.

[@mackenziewoloschuk7375]

Octopus stories: shows that octopi are just as smart if not smarter than humans Me, remembering that Octopi have been doing "turf wars" and have two cities they call home just off the coast of Australia: *SPLATTACK INTENSIFIES*

[@teastitchery3400]

Plot twist: The game Splatoon was just an effort to reduce casualties.

[@xofreality681]

I am HERE! coming to the video like an all might impression!

[@lithuanianguy1799]

Your comment is cursed. Its sometimes there, and sometimes not there

[@lizemore187]

Amazing just amazing

[@lizemore187]

@@lithuanianguy1799 I agree sad

[@fablebunny_III]

yes

[@ShrimpBugs]

I can hear this comment 🤣

[@dapperpat4118]

can we all acknowledge that he is a Sanders fan that will protect Thomas like the test of us

[@dudenamedzelda3179]

Yes

[@devak6698]

Yes

[@AmberEAston]

Tbh, who wouldn't?

[@vicklepickle301]

ONE OF US

[@dryest-bones]

Thomas Sanders and sides protection squad rise up!

[@redssign]

The concrete - you actually need to add 100 pounds per ton if you're trying to definitively stop it from curing. Adding a small amount of sugar (in comparison to 1 ton) say, 20, 30 pounds could actually make it set harder, making it stronger.

[@lordfelidae4505]

Holy shit

[@CrazyGunMan100]

"French anarchists actually make prison stronger through attempted sabotage" Of course they did, that sounds like a thing they'd do.

[@kanademiyamoto2246]

"THOMAS SANDERS IS A PRECIOUS BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH MY--" Ad: DJ HOFF ...yes. Protect him with your DJ.

[@galaxypotato1286]

20:50 I was legit ready to send this to my father when I remembered that it would just get the response: “See! It’s the Internet! Not the fact that I’m transphobic!” *sigh*

[@jonh3141]

Did you send it to him?

[@eddiefirstenberg1000]

So, about that “uncertain narration” thing. I once read a book where the author made two characters look, sound, and think exactly alike. At one point in the series, they’re arguing and the author is doing a he-said she-said thing, and at some point he just says, “ ‘(I forget what the guy said here)’ said whichever one was the other(don’t blame me, I’ve lost track too.)” Not even making this up. It’s the Brotherband Chronicles by John Flanagan if anyone’s wondering.

[@humangarbage3019]

PPFFF IM READING THAT

[@SuperiorPosterior]

Wait, which book was that in? I've read all the books afaik and I don't remember that?!

[@scribblerstudios9895]

I read the first set of them which was this in?!

[@mafiacat88]

Oh man I think that might have been a thing in the "Thursday next" series at some point. Something to do with the fictional Thursday (as in an identical version of Thursday who is canonically fictional) talking to the "real" Thursday.

[@jacksonomelette7263]

The only times I remember it happening are in the first 3 or 4 books. It happens a lot more than once.

[@luckyisdumb6396]

0:18 I have a dnd character who has a pet ferret and honestly this would be him when ever his ferret did anything

[@luckyisdumb6396]

HE WON

[@luckyisdumb6396]

Also I love your work it's great. Have an amazing day be safe and wash your hands

[@luckyisdumb6396]

@@Midnight-Starfish The ferret was originally going to be my character but I remember that my DM is new and I didn't want to confuse him with entire new race

[@luckyisdumb6396]

He even said that sense he's new he won't do any homebrew besides for the story of the campaign

[@merchantziro4285]

@Kiera McCarron H E W A L K

[@biohalo87freak]

"members of the onceler fandom LARPing" Hello, suicidal thoughts, I haven't seen you in a while.

[@vannyblutea]

the weak must go

[@ItsMinnowSeason]

Reading this and then the reply was a big 1-2 punch i wasn't prepared for

[@Moetron_V2]

@@vannyblutea but everyone’s weak in some sort of way…. Being weak does not just mean in the physical area. You could be weak with maths which could basically mean your not bad, but your not good at it either.

[@vannyblutea]

@@Moetron_V2 found another weak one bois!

[@beelieboo]

What does Larp mean

[@netherdominater9960]

I feel like Cyana represents that soft girlfriend we all want and PM Seymour deserves an award for creating a semi physical representation of her

[@phoenix_killer2660]

The mawcdawnalds one just kills me no matter how many times I listen to it.

[@Starryboy]

"Thomas sanders is a precious bean and I will protect him with my life" same dude let's all just band together and protect Thomas sanders

[@TheCrimsonRiversSociety]

I FUCKING MISS THOMAS SANDERS. DUDE LET'S START A PETITION TO PROTECC HIM- also sorry I'm late I'm just catching up bc I haven't watched these in awhile. wtf is an acronym the lack of a question mark makes me believe they are making a statement But the fact that people do not use these "marks" often makes me believe it is a question. *The Tumblr's paradox.*

[@mimikyulover3411]

I love how testosterone is actually written in the same way in Italy, but we pronounce the e.

[@compassthehybrid6590]

Italy is officially the best place in the world for this.

[@mimikyulover3411]

@@compassthehybrid6590 though we pronounce e as more of a "eh" (not a linguist, this is the closest I can get), so it's like testosteroneh

[@compassthehybrid6590]

@@mimikyulover3411 I love it even more now

[@DIO-io3lk]

so your Italian

[@jennifercorbett8640]

@@compassthehybrid6590 I mean, Giorno Giovanna's from there, so you're not wrong.

[@mirenayuki8821]

That Hetalia reference hit me like a truck that's on a speed of light.

[@thatguy5811]

FINNALY! I now know that I've been spelling colour correctly. This has set some of my concerns about if it was spelt right aside.

[@xxwolfpackxx3420]

Heck YEAH

[@littlebitbatty3562]

Hey Semour, if Link has a dad and we don’t know about him, does that mean he’s...... the missing Link?

[@dabestorkposta]

Lol! But would the father be named link

[@sheersternfeld1914]

​@@dabestorkpostahow about... Ink?

[@riderstrano783]

14:06 fun fact originally cola was meant as a digestive aid, and worked because all the acids and stuff broke down food so it could be more easily processed. Coke is also a phosphate drink, which is a type of soda that is designed to make you salivate, thus giving the impression of more hydration

[@mangle6850]

That’s how I feel about life. I’m 16 right now, but eventually I’m gonna be 18 which is technically an adult, and then I’m gonna be in my 20’s (hopefully) without kids, and then my 30’s are gonna hit and I’m gonna hate life because of back pain, and then 60’s and I’m gonna be a elder, not a grandma because of a lack of kids, and then I’m gonna be 80 and I’m gonna get dementia and then I’m gonna be in my 90’s and I’m gonna die. Therefore, life is incredibly short, and whAT THE HELL HAPPENS AFTER I DIE-

[@Kievitegg]

some a-sexuals do kiss they just don't have a sex-drive and kissing can be separate to that

[@DragonsDungeon]

Yeah it’s my why can be Aromantic(no romantic interests, but still sex drive) or Asexual(no sex drive, but romantic interest) or both. This is how a friend explained it to me.

[@eindridehavaas2407]

PRE-MARITAL EYE-CONTACT? DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! /s

[@wendewang673]

Your parents gotta go

[@saffroncoasts6950]

what about the b sexuals

[@somewhatsuicidaliguess]

Actually, asexuals also can have some form of sex drive. Asexuality is pretty divers itself and is shown in many different ways.

[@freamoonlight9395]

That Hetalia referance came out of nowhere and made my day.

[@timtam.]

your comment is 9 months old but also i SCREAMED

[@sanmoon3543]

And it ruined mine.

[@missingindy]

What

[@ginathecookie]

Then there'll just be people like us where when the pressure gets to 'extreme,' temps/levels like when it rains that it *hurts our bones.* I vote for how much rain the land needs and no more.

[@darkdimare9856]

14:19 that moment when you realize that P.M. Seymour likes or has liked Hetalia enough to q u o t e it. I’m thriving

[@AriAteAllTheNoodles]

""H E W O N "" is just a mood and so is this whole video but that in specific

[@yancamb2202]

*_HE WON._*

[@shadie-cat]

15:42 I once said to my cats, "Chris, stop flirting with Cari. She's your aunt for goodness sake!" I then thought back to this post and understood even more the power of it.

[@solaris_hereandqueer]

"Hey" "Guess what?" "I have- ANXIETY" Did that post remind any of yall of Virgil??? Bout 19:59

[@backstreetspearstm6870]

Shh- we don't summon thy ancient ones

[@SniperOnSunday]

For some reason, it reminded me of Bill Wurtz

[@therealmoseph]

@@SniperOnSunday oh my god it is like a bill wurtz video The secret third addition to “I hate myself” and “I’m a loser”

[@tgapcharlie]

Virgil as in the core from Portal Stories: Mel?

[@solaris_hereandqueer]

@@tgapcharlie Virgil an in anxiety from the sander sides series on YT

[@Blue-co1nm]

“THOMAS SANDERS IS A PRECIOUS FRICKEN BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HIM WI-“ *AD* why is this getting likes

[@mantacid1221]

Same

[@cocoacatto]

69th like, i feel powerful

[@franconunez925]

TH MY LIFE

[@weirdperson4038]

Same

[@isaacthered]

I WILL PROTECT HIM WI- Bipolar depression. It's a dark, lonely, place.

[@syrathdouglas1244]

17:00 I dreamt a new word once. Contempilice A speech that displays a panicked mix of emotions

[@straya_straya2_230]

I hate that I understood the ‘draw a circle, that’s the earth’ joke

[@Apollo_G]

Idgi

[@soccclown420]

@@Apollo_G i haven't watched hetalia in a really long time but i'm pretty sure it's a reference to the song

[@soccclown420]

update: i heard the reference and now i'm physically wretching

[@soccclown420]

@Bunny Fluff Dabu i literally recoiled

[@RockstarWolfie]

8:29 AGREED! WE SHALL START A THOMAS SANDERS PROTECTION CULT AND PROTECT HIM TILL THE DAY WE DIE!

[@moxy8140]

IM IN

[@r3m221]

TRUE

[@parkerashe6859]

Sign me up!

[@hotred505]

I have other stuff but I can arm you guys

[@darkix3455]

They can’t stop us all

[@trustworthyguy8645]

Okay, so, my school actually made us get specific color folders for the classes: Math was blue, English red, German (I'm German) Yellow. There were obviously more, but those are the main ones.

[@mattthegizmo]

For me, I just had specific colors that I used for every class for basically my entire time from elementary onwards. Math was green, history was red, english was orange, and science was purple

[@globalwarrior16]

I dont like how people have differnt colors Math: Red Phy Ed: Orange English: Yellow Science: Green History/Social Studies: Blue

[@cliffthecrafter]

@@mattthegizmo For me, math was green and history was red, but english was yellow and science was blue.

[@privpi]

German would be fucking red. French is yellow and english is green

[@crimruna928]

NO! GERMAN IS GREEN AND PE IS YELLOW

[@ginathecookie]

Gaudi puts into words what I do and am so perfectly. Some perfect attempts are disguised innuendos with a straight face.

[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

I love that octopusses occasionally like to remind us that the Daleks in Doctor Who were based on them like "Feeling cute, might conquer you all later, we'll see." just so we don't get too smug and there's something humbling about that.

[@bforblitz4847]

14:19 I let out a scream and groan at the same time and that's honestly the best way for me to describe my feelings about Hetalia. There's no escape

[@webslingingspider]

My "parents" are threatening me by saying they'll force me to go back to hell Because I overslept. Seymour is really helping my nerves

[@shadowclaw7210]

What wrong with them .

[@webslingingspider]

@@shadowclaw7210 no clue mate

[@lordfelidae4505]

What.

[@xavis7617]

If you're still in that situation then please take a blunt object and use it to unexsist them. You don't know if they intend to make good on such a threat and people who say that sort of shit to their child, whether they mean it or not, deserve to be bludgeoned.

[@cethlikestf]

Oh, don't worry. Hell ain't so bad. Down here we just have 24/7 pride aceptance and throwing karens in lava

[@funnyname2518]

PM and Thomas Sanders are on opposite sides of the same scale.

[@rubeusphantom8705]

Unus Annus

[@stickbottuber49]

Memento mori

[@asterdisaster7404]

Sides...... Sanders sides 😏

[@stickbottuber49]

* insert sad sanders sides music *

[@hollowtrappedinaelevator320]

@@stickbottuber49 unus

[@orangetangyvideos]

"he said draw a circle, *so that's the earth*" I didn't expect that hetalia reference. Oh my god.

[@Cap_master29]

When you said “You know what this reminds me of” at 5:53 I got an ad.

[@demonicartist1920]

The ADHD thing reminded me to check the time, and I was almost late for class.

[@morganjack18]

There are literally theories that octopus dna actually came from outer space on meteorites.

[@spidermenace2153]

Sources???

[@poopoo2454]

So Octopi are a little bit alien?

[@ciaraconnors1715]

@moth man a little bit alien?! They have 8 legs and can squeeze through tiny holes, they are more than a little don’t you think?..😹

[@poopoo2454]

@@ciaraconnors1715 the alien part is the intelligence the rest is rad

[@ciaraconnors1715]

@@poopoo2454 True true

[@wickedamoeba8719]

This man has mad Hufflepuff energy and I love it.

[@squiggles6861]

how does the most meh house in existence have an energy

[@wickedamoeba8719]

squiggles Hufflepuff energy is wholesome chaotic energy. You want to protect them and stop them from starting trash fires.

[@squiggles6861]

Wicked Amoeba i thought they just made flower crowns and called everyone valid while shouting “uwu” at random strangers

[@eddiefirstenberg1000]

Subject colors: math is red, English is blue, calc is purple, history is green, science is yellow, and social studies is def orange

[@hairbackwards4767]

For me; math is red (or black) English is yellow Science is green History/SS is purple (or blue) Edit: this is also completely colour coded by favourite subject and the actual teaching of said subject; History is one of my favorite subjects, so it gets my fav colours, purple and blue are often seen as magical colours and that's also the class were we sometimes learn mythology. Science is a second favorite and gets a second favorite colour; it's also the class where we learn about ya know, science, and one of the parts of that is often plants, and plants are green English is a neutral class for me, I'm indifferent about it, so it gets the colours I'm indifferent for. Also you highlight crap and one of the most common highlighter colour is yellow. Math,,, I hate it so it gets my least favorite colours, also in a lot of diagrams of what to do, red is the colour showing you what you do in this step of the problem.

[@cierantherrien2558]

@@hairbackwards4767 Social was always red and Math blue for me

[@Victorion_The_Gacha_Fairy]

ENGLISH IS YELLOW

[@beautybard]

I'm pretty sure giving Cyana a hug would be like hugging a velvet microbead beanbag chair with silk hair that calmly whispered "you're important".

[@--_Nikita_--]

8:15 Me: *starts jumping up and down* Me: YES HE IS! HE IS A PRECIOUS BEAN THAT NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL TIMES!!!

[@entomolodee]

Honestly though, if octopi didn’t live for such a short amount of time. they might’ve ruled the world

[@TheGameMage_]

*octopuses

[@wadehansen3085]

So someone please, as a semi new Seymour fan...someone explain the elf lore to me. I find videos where she is a robot. Then a space elf, and now is a regular blue elf with kids

[@tsune3878]

*Let the early pm child be confused.* *They’ll know soon.*

[@exyzt9877]

so apparently some christmas ago P.M had constructed an organic body for cyana to inhabit as a gift. then later ago fictional P.M had gotten married with cyana (as a subtle jab that he was "married to his work") and they got kids.

[@dryest-bones]

@@exyzt9877 who? Sorry I'm actually clueless

[@viktortzarofthexbox2987]

Day 1 of asking PM Seymour to open a comp by saying “it’s a bitch compilation”

[@Tortle4444]

20:46 My little sister will make jokes about me all the time, not trying to be mean, just joking around. But they cut deep, and one time I just started crying and told her how self conscious a comment of hers had made me feel she was just like, well I didn't mean it that way, whatever. And that just made me feel worse

[@nerdoftheatre]

YES A FELLOW FANDER I wasn't expecting this to happen, yet here it is 😂

[@andreacampbell4591]

HECK YAS I LIKE YOU! U ARE A GOOD FANDER

[@ABirdNamedBirdie]

We are taking over guys

[@normalhuman9878]

Roses are red Prepare for disaster The children were fast But I was faster

[@communistskeletonpiss]

Excuse me, i think you mean math is red

[@ellalameifwa5396]

@@communistskeletonpiss yes, I agree

[@ellalameifwa5396]

@Mangle girl that's bordering on protection and kidnapping-

[@onyyxcornish3907]

I have synesthesia so lemme give y'all the real answers... math: Patton Sanders blue history: sandy yellow reading/English: cool green band/choir: Virgil sanders/grape purple avid/homeroom: calm/cool tone red/orange assemblies/school gathering: *DANGER EMERGENCY RED* (also depicted as roman sanders red) lunch: chartreuse hope this helped :)

[@feytrype3128]

I like how you used virgil as a color

[@spoopyvirgil4944]

Is ice blue different from Patton blue?

[@AmberEAston]

And what is the difference of Roman Red and EMERGENCY RED!?!?!?🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨

[@onyyxcornish3907]

@@feytrype3128 I don't know how else to explain the shade 😅😅 its the shade of purple on his cannon symbol

[@onyyxcornish3907]

@@spoopyvirgil4944 NO they are the same I shall fix it

[@felixevers478]

23:21 Nah, don't worry, they were just having their annual Good Doggies meeting, where they discuss how to be the best doggies possible

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

Seymor: Ladies, gents, and non- Me: non-binary royalty, watch me as I- oh

[@Alchemy818.]

Thomas Sanders: exists The entire fandom: 8:25

[@arsonz9605]

Trueee

[@bubblegumdonuts8011]

Pretty much

[@Hi-fj7wv]

YES

[@night_san03]

Fun fact: your average octopus has a higher IQ than your average human. First comment with over 100 likes... either I'm somewhat funny or you guys have no lives... I'm gonna guess the ladder.

[@ciaraconnors1715]

I’m almost certain that all animals have a higher IQ than me, but an octopus?!😹

[@Pupqet]

How do they measure their IQ?

[@theonolaivar2840]

Yeah you're bringing it down quite a bit

[@rivaldealer__]

Most humans are children and babies, so this works out

[@interdimensionalgoober8769]

Boss_ Block You’re measuring off the animal iq test thus making this an extremely uneven measurement.

[@Kielie]

14:20 I am trying to decide if thats an intentional hetalia reference or not--

[@tjltl]

yes, people from other nations watch pm seymour

[@kiwistudiosYT]

oh god, I'm listening to the ADHD part, no wonder time's flown past me.

[@calypsoul]

15:42 We have robot vacuums named Alfred and Alice and my friends get so confused when we're on a call and I say "I'll be right back, I think Alice is stuck in the bathroom again," or "Hold on, Alfred got in," because they know I have no pets 😆

[@neoncamcorder]

22:38 jokes on you im genderfluid, i *AM* the whole set

[@DERPRAIDER-qf4jz]

Damn quarantine hitting ao hard this isnt even the first video ive been this early too today

[@lilmeows6041]

15:42 That reminded me in the one scene of Brooklyn 99 where they are all trying to figure out if Kelly is Scully’s wife or dog. 7 YEARS AND 7 SEASONS. THEY STILL DON’T KNOW

[@chickenwings7116]

8:37 GOD DAMN IT THE MERE MENTION OF SEVENTEEN SEVENTY SIX MAKES MY BRAIN START SINGING AARON BURR SIR I HAVE FALLEN INTO THIS FANDOM-

[@ACEATTORNEYANDMHABRAINROT]

Real

[@Psyren_Song]

14:12 they didn’t specify what dimension so you drew a circle in the third one

[@captainhuntank7963]

11:01 Charles Dickens: GOD DAMMIT HANS GO HOME ALREADY

[@rosedemond4570]

Math: blue Reading: red Sciences: green Social studies: purple (Extra if reading and writing are different class or have different folders) Yellow: writing

[@arklypurple99]

math is pink reading is yellow writing is purple social studies is green science is whatever color i can find a composition notebook in.

[@DiabeticDingus]

SS is blue math is red science is definitely green reading/writing is 100%yellow

[@Strawberry-nd4kt]

for me, Math: red History: orange Spelling: yellow Science: green Reading: blue Art: purple/multicolor

[@valentinarivas4214]

For me: Math: blue Spanish/Literature: pink English: green Science: yellow Social studies: orange Religion class: purple Music class: salmon I should probably clarify that I live in a Spanish speaking country so when I say Spanish it would be the equivalent of studying English in the US and when I say English it means foreign language studies

[@SD-rb5xp]

YESSSSSSSS YOU AGREE

[@demonicsquid]

Whatever happened to Cyan (probably spelled his name wrong)? I remember him from alot of the old ask Cyana videos but when you did the rating hugs I was surprised to see him not there.

[@villainus957]

Octopi not only are that smart but they express gratitude when humans save them. Octopi are acutely aware and thoughtful of the existence of other life and even more so of intelligent life.

[@CooperDonaldson]

Multiple videos later and a crappy night's turned into me laughing and smiling. Thank you so much PM. You've made this stressful time much better

[@beepissthe]

i am very late but i am watching this and i hear ‘they said draw a circle. so thats the earth’ and i look up and i feel like i have stars in my eyes

[@Emil-lf3no]

everytime someone makes a Hetalia reference I fear for my life

[@GFCOLCQuote]

My ADHD Time Processing: "Only an hour away until I have three hours left and I'll be halfway done with work. Man, lunch is coming faster than I expected."

[@casperios8031]

18:38 I mean, you should see the netherlands! It rains for 2 weaks straight or its cold. Either way you're gonna want to be inside

[@sleepyslipper9208]

I almost spit out my drink at the Bethesda joke, god that was glorious

[@kirbyhasagun9261]

3:29 you corrected octopuses to octopi which is the completely incorrect term! It’s either octopuses or octopodes because the word is Greek in origin!

[@kendrahein45]

I love you. Here’s an octo hug

[@FreyrDev]

English: Light Green Maths: Red / Orange Chemistry: Red Physics: Blue Biology: Yellow Geography: Green

[@megy570]

Chemistry is, infact, purple, my dude.

[@DragonsDungeon]

English: Yellow Maths: Red/Light blue Chemistry: Pink Physics: Dark blue Biology: Light green Geography: Green History: Dull Orange/Brown Drama: Pink/Purple Media: Yellow/Orange Art: Pink/Red Music: Yellow ICT/IT: Light blue PE: Blue/White RE: Yellow/Light green Most of these came from the colour of the book we wrote in if we had a book, but even the ones that weren’t have always seemed this colour. I don’t know why and it confuses me.

[@globalwarrior16]

I dont have these class yet so I'll let it slide for now

[@NekogamiKun127]

Can we get a video where it's you holding "It's a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-" for like 20 minutes? And at the very end, you get to "-iiiiiiiiiiiinge comil-" and it cuts off.

[@dontaskquestions8721]

“Thomas sanders is a precious bean and I will protect him with-“ beer ad

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

20:14 you wanna know the best thing about this post? *while watching this video my argonian Siath is wandering through the catacombs of helgen* yes i am playing skyrim while watching memes, this is a normal thing for me

[@alltheaudios3162]

Wait a second Grian has an Egyptian Mau named Pearl She's beautiful

[@thepyroghoul]

1:14 I'm so sorry, but knowing about the god, I have to now: Egyptian: sees cat Cat: OwO Egyptian: "Uwu, what's this?" Cat: "Mau" Egyptian: "Uwu, thank you." And thus came into being, the UwU, the OWO, and the Mau.

[@Abdega]

Are you telling me Uwu and Owo are dieties?!

[@Abdega]

Is Uwu separate from Owo (Thoth)?

[@manuivan9056]

θωθ is the Egyptian god thoth in Greek WAS THE CAT CALLING APON THE WISDOM OF THOTH HIMSELF

[@marshthemushling333]

I just realized, by watching this video, the joke about “Draw a circle that’s the earth.” Gaud... FU- [REDACTED]

[@jennifercorbett8640]

That octopus thread has taught me that octopi are kept contained in oceans and aquariums for a VERY GOOD REASON! Also, when he read that Beesechurger post, he sounded like the Scout from TF2

[@ajorsomething4935]

9:22 Erich- 100, his hugs are epic. He soft and floof and warm as hecc and his hugs are big. He will pick you up.