It Came From Tumblr

[@jeezuhskriste5759]

I love how Pukicho’s replies are either “I am a god and the center of the universe” or “I exist” and there is no discernible way to figure out which one you’re getting

[@hassanalmansory2195]

Hey hey you do you have a moment to talk about *M A T H*

[@realmofrandom3696]

He's a god at the center of the universe who is perpetually annoyed by his own existence

[@peskypigeonx]

@@hassanalmansory2195 n o I shall not

[@beepboop9712]

@@hassanalmansory2195 pukicho invented math?

[@lilyoftheflame]

@@realmofrandom3696yeah pretty much

[@natashaivanova7360]

Ok but the "that's why I married her" had huge John Mulaney energy for some reason...

[@jacksonwagner5963]

I now need an adaptation of Greek mythology where Hades isn't considered evil and is played by an exasperated John Mulaney

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

So I'm not the only one who noticed...

[@connortg5]

Tumblr Alignments: Back 4 More (thanks for 1k likes) Pukicho: Chaotic Evil Gaud: Chaotic Neutral Fish: Chaotic Good AM: Neutral Evil SomeGuy: Neutral Neutral PM: Neutral Good Smallest Feeblest Boggarts: Lawful Neutral Janus "Classy" Sanders: Lawful Evil Cyana: Lawful Good EDIT: The lawful evil spot has been given to a new person, big thank you to Sophia Smalley for actually suggesting something for this spot instead of insulting me, so here we have it guys, the true Tumblr Alignment list.

[@devak6698]

We don’t need them, we just need chaotic

[@rosethebirb2091]

lawful good?

[@mateololero4091]

What about hungwy?

[@connortg5]

Oh wow this got some attention, cool Definitely gonna update this with possibilities for the other alignments if anyone’s got any ideas

[@JustAJosuke]

counter argument: Fish: True Neutral (Is fish. I need not explain more) Gaud: Chaotic Good (what he says is always completely random and tries rationally explaining it while getting a laugh from some people) Pukicho: Chaotic Neutral (The literal embodiment of rare threats, but also has his wholesome moments)

[@nottavros]

PM Seymour reading gibberish then saying “father”, ASMR

[@nottavros]

I’m so sorry for making this comment

[@medicolkie3606]

don't be

[@dinomagic873]

My life in a nutshell

[@lisa101561]

If he said "daddy" instead of father im pretty sure the channel would have a crisis (ima so sorry)

[@tenkaiandtransformerfangir7814]

as a gurl scout I can confirm that COOKIE TIME is a free for all thousand day war

[@kindakyana2372]

Ah a fellow comrade of the GS revolution, hello there

[@tenkaiandtransformerfangir7814]

People Talk Alot Many thanks comrade I hope to work with you on winning the war

[@Nico0Nikii]

How fellow Girl Scouts I would say more but I’m tired, I’m on melatonin, and it’s night

[@CerealTomato]

Hello fellow comrades of the GS war :D

[@Analog_Anarchist]

Me, a hardened GS Veteran turned Rebel Scout: *nods knowingly*

[@WolfieJellyBean]

Am I the only one who thinks he sounded like John Mulaney when reading "Hades: I'm going home to my wife. Because I love her. THAT'S WHY I MARRIED HER." at 16:08?

[@paigeclaassen4309]

Oh my god

[@cloud9076]

How bout at 7:22

[@popgoestheweasel3974]

Hades is John Mulaney confirmed

[@hello_world188]

Honestly tho-

[@Jackie-McCann]

This has not aged well…

[@mikey_m114]

I just started drawing, so I’m really happy that I have something to watch and listen to while I’m working on my art!

[@honedaychannel]

Same I just started painting

[@patch5384]

ooo good luck!!! i draw to pm seymour all the time it’s very relaxing

[@winnamon7587]

What's your style

[@paraphoenix1898]

SAME!

[@sebastianleo1708]

Hi again Mikey, good luck with your art

[@polinaignatenkova3634]

I love the John Mulaney voice for Hades, cause there are certain words that can only be said in his voice. Those words include "there's a horse" "my wife" and most "when I was a kid" stories

[@slowdriver6868]

So I just started reading out the gaud and pukicho stuff, and random accents developed for the both Gaud sounds like an average middle-class Englishman (like yours truly) that sometimes slips into a posher accent and Puki kinda sounds like Kermit. I don't know why he sounds like Kermit, my brain just decided like he does.

[@allisterthebirb4142]

This is gold, thankyou for sharing this knowledge with us. 2020 has just gotten a little bit brighter.

[@slowdriver6868]

Waiting for a good mic to put this into practice

[@ioooooooooooooooooooo]

gaud to me sounds like the voice in your head if it wasn’t your voice. just a faint whisper of a voice you’ve never heard before. pukicho just kinda sounds like a guy named james but whenever he threatens someone he slips into the voice of demon, as his true form is surfacing

[@atuaangie5160]

I agree jon :)

[@ArsenicPaste]

cool lol

[@electricbluetiramisu3713]

Hearing these in binge has made me notice that Gaud is actually consistent in their desire to have their ashes scattered in the ocean

[@derpionderpson1424]

Cursed fact about space: There are 40 billion earth sized planets orbiting their stars in the habitat zone, 11 billions of those has a Sun like star and yet we have never had confirmed contact with any alien lifeforms.

[@kindakyana2372]

😳....😰....😭

[@d-o-n-u-t]

‘Habitable’ zone. Also referred to as the ‘Goldilocks zone’ because it’s the perfect zone for life to form, it’s not too hot and not too cold.

[@grain2247]

Actually the CIA released old videos of aliens on earth so......

[@shizumaakira]

Are you sure aren't those alternate universes?

[@tacothedank]

never had "confirmed" contact... hehe...

[@catattack9575]

1:44 I'm also allergic to bananas and it took me way too long to think "Hey, maybe this isn't normal..." So I asked my mom and, lo and behold, bananas making your mouth all itchy and stuff isn't normal. Who knew?!

[@thesalmonserver5871]

You thought this was a "nice" comment. YET NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[@statictv2786]

I expected the Spanish Inquisition

[@sharko3211]

Sylveon Cheesecake You did not expect the Spanish Inquisition. NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! ITS IMPOSSIBLE! IT IS FAR TOO INQUISITIVE

[@smileyfacegr6691]

Daamn you got me

[@coledewey3564]

I expected a “But it was me DIO!” But the Spanish Inquisition works too.

[@electricbluetiramisu3713]

Cole Dewey absolute problems of an internet junkie: is this statement gonna end with that asshole vampire or the Spanish Inquisition?

[@o5-7firefox]

Nobody: Pukicho's Tumblr: babies be like * has seizure *

[@isaiah-the-starborn]

Father

[@Th3DankestMemer]

Being an American, I can call 69 nice because it's a comfortable room temperature.

[@slowdriver6868]

As a British person 69 is not nice as I would literally be on fire. Aka Australia.

[@angryman...]

You mean as a Burger Idiot?

[@chrislemieux6838]

@@slowdriver6868 But I'm Canadian, so -69 is Nice.

[@smileyfacegr6691]

As a normal person who uses Celsius, I don't know how many degrees it is right now, but it feels like 69 degrees dammn

[@ioooooooooooooooooooo]

SmileyFace GR imagine using celsius, beta move ngl. fahrenheit makes are more sense as it follows the traditional rule of 1-100 without having like nine being the literal surface of the sun

[@natural__chaos6570]

"Throw a pokeball at that shit." My favorite line ever said my PM

[@googlybotz]

Puki:"feeling highly ambuguous tonight" Edgy-fella:"like in a sexy way?" Puki:"like in a: 'voices of the damned' " P.M. Seymour: "so yes."

[@parkertdm1652]

16:32 Fun fact: coconut crabs have been known to eat human remains, they store the bones in their caves, but at least they don't eat people when they're alive!

[@theleva7]

Not so fun fact: there's footage of a group of them eating a bird alive.

[@eebydeebybobeeby]

For now.

[@phastinemoon]

That we KNOW OF

[@frakspikes2619]

you missed the chance to sing "what a wonderfull ocasion" "it's a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge compilation"

[@cupf1sh]

69th like c:

[@frakspikes2619]

@@cupf1sh nice!

[@kylawilder4903]

This i like this idea wht didn't this happen

[@Speed001]

You have such a biiiiig binge. I'd love to watch it all day looooong.

[@tododekulovechild2552]

The timing of the ads in your videos is hilarious and makes me kinda like them. I watched a video and it was like, "the best kind of revenge is-" and then an ad was like, "BUYING A NEW TOYOTA!"

[@thenonperfectionist4114]

fandomstuck reviving day 16: if i revive a dead fandom, that will be the biggest accomplishment. come on everyone lets go back to 2013. better times better places better fandoms and fandomstuck.

[@mysteryofthecards]

The nonPerfectionist what’s fandomstuck???

[@a.n.5577]

@@mysteryofthecards fandomstuck is fandomstuck.

[@mateololero4091]

@@mysteryofthecards yes

[@tuxedoterrorist6879]

Well homestuck's being back up with faygo shoes and maybe more things in the future but let's fucking pray that we don't ever bring up homestuck2.ever.

[@fandomfollower5247]

Consider me on board

[@hongmeiling8219]

that one post about the “cursed stuffed animals” made me think about my old teddy bear that got ripped a bit from using it for so many years so I had to put it up because I damaged it from wear and tear and I cried, thanks gaud! :D

[@khaztheconfuser1466]

I had a dream last night It had a Malfoy in it Malfoy hair does feel like kittens

[@insertusernamehere3173]

Lol.

[@Speed001]

I dreamed of a a square vibrator that looked like the universal eraser, I am disappointed they do not exist.

[@Delie4]

I fear this comment string

[@icypopsicle9082]

Harry... Is that you?

[@NocturnalDecay]

one time i dreamt that i called a vanilla bean frappuccino a "veen been frapeen" and then my brother teleported into my car

[@spartan5018]

Nature is beatiful is that a croissant? Every two saturdays i visit my aunt Nature is beautiful Is that a crossiant Cause it looks like a bird but i think it might be bread That'd be absurd If it was a crossiant instead

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

Beautiful poetry, someone should make a remix.

[@jackemmakem]

@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 see Marshall does stuff'a channel

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

Said a nun with a gun

[@plantz_and_zombers]

@@alexanderthegreat6682 i didnt know. but im gone don

[@aviewer4865]

P. M. Seymour: reaches Tumblr binge compilation #69 Us: we won Mr Stark

[@firephoenix8331]

Now on to 420

[@Syndicate.Harbor]

PM, I've just considered a reality breaking scenario. Reaching out to Gaud and Pukicho, have them do a tumblr reading WITH YOU.

[@fati4200]

Wait- Have I already seen these ALL of these posts or am I crazy-

[@mateololero4091]

Quisas

[@Retro_Red]

Yes.

[@sumi_luu]

*YES.*

[@smileyfacegr6691]

Yes, you have, because these videos are just a bunch of short videos he makes

[@fati4200]

@@smileyfacegr6691 Oh. So I'm just dumb :"D

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

The "OH BURN" grandma bit is infinitely funnier with the detail of the grandma hitting the aunt with a fucking flyswatter. A fucking _flyswatter_

[@traxthetrashwizard]

(Stands up and claps) HA HA! IT'S THE FUNNY SEX NUMBER!

[@PlagueMoo]

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE "in charge of scheduling I was" JOKE, THATS FUNNY

[@phant0mdarling_925]

DAMNIT! I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING EARLIER BUT IM STUPID AND I GOT DISTRACTED WATCHING MHA STUFF

[@annburdeshaw4266]

It okay

[@miss_miscellaneous1420]

Same

[@Logan-tz1ry]

Same but not really sam3

[@sumi_luu]

You’re not stupid, you’re actually really nice and have good taste(you’re here). And you’re aloud to be late

[@3ch0h3art4]

Ok "Potato Child :3" my friend made an Aizawa meme that says "when 2020 so bad you're out of sleep and ready to fight God" and I want to share it because it is true

[@johnweber4504]

I love that I can just listen to this without looking, and still know the exact moment it hits the gaud part

[@mysteryofthecards]

Wooooowwwww the day has finally come. Everyone has been waiting to make the joke. Good job, Mr. Seymour. Good job. Nice.

[@gilessaint-loup2426]

lol the Grandmother hitting the aunt funniest ish I had heard to day.

[@NEETKitten]

It'd be funny, if it didn't reek of "and then everyone clapped"

[@local_ace_case]

It is time: THE DABITUDE IS VEEERRRYYY STRONG

[@sumi_luu]

YESSSSSSSSS

[@lazice]

69th like nice

[@dulio6919]

7:06 Killer Jontron impression! And I thought your Hades and John Mulaney were your limit BUT NO you go beyond human...

[@MELONAISS]

Current mood : pm reading an entire keyboard smash because extra

[@cryptoscorch8486]

5:04 I find it funny that the biggest dog, the saint bernard, is the best friend to have and most harmless (besides suffocating you with fur when you wake up) and the smallest, the toy Chihuahua (yes, it exists) is the most lethal thing you could release onto a human

[@saikin_]

Hey! This is your daily reminder that you’re all amazing human beings, now go have a great day you beautiful beans Love your videos!! They always manage to make me smile and laugh like no tomorrow, even when I’m feeling down in the dumps

[@Anon-rt3fx]

Seeing my ask answered in this by Gaud and THEN read by PM is surreal.

[@goblinbrain9365]

So, what exactly is Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronusess? Is he just a pile of hot pink slime? Is he a clown? (I think he's mentioned that a time or two?) WHAT IS HE

[@empressissa3131]

Actually Gaud uses they/them pronouns also to answer your question Gaud is God

[@mariohany589]

The witch doctor

[@ioooooooooooooooooooo]

gaud is the embodiment of death.

[@SugarVampieArts]

Gaud is a trickster spirit and they are here to cause chaos for us puny mortals.

[@kellythekitty5190]

@@SugarVampieArts so he's Jevil the devil jester from deltarune?

[@JuiceVendr]

15:15, that is legitimately what happened to me last night when I was playing New Vegas

[@chonacastillo4777]

We have reached the 69th binge compilation. I am ready to die now.

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

Technomancers are magic... Dangit I can't þink of a profession þat makes sense but also isn't literally just William Afton.

[@jaguarr314]

5:52 his phone was blowing up with people telling him it's not, and he's like "you all playin"

[@GameStormerSam]

9:18 the voice at this part is just perfect

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

Gaud is God, Pukicho is Jesus

[@a.n.5577]

But then.... WHO'S THE SPIRIT???

[@mateololero4091]

I'm afraid to wonder, who would play a "Satan" role?

[@Stitched-Bones]

Kneeco's Highjinks fish

[@a.n.5577]

@@Stitched-Bones oh.

[@SeraphOC]

@@mateololero4091 Seymour.

[@tezrex7665]

1:34 I have been having problems for the last 3 _months_ because shadow people are living in my home rn apparently, and y'all have no clue how god dang comforting this sentance was. Good job Gaud, ya did it again.

[@AnahhhAnimates]

I've been looking for my phone while watching this video for about,, 5 minutes. I'm watching on my phone-

[@allisterthebirb4142]

F

[@Abbie_Lycan]

Well, if the ain't a big mood, I dunno what is

[@Most0riginalUsername]

Recurring Tumblr classics: - Someone finds out they're allergic to some food - Someone forgets the existence of Spain

[@miniminininja538]

Binge time! Totally not trying to feed the algorithm

[@beauthefrog]

OKAY BUT YOU SAYING BRADLY MAKE ME DO A DOUBLE TAKE CAUSE MY DAD HAS A DOLL CALLED BRADLY THAT WE SWEAR IS CURSED

[@Kiarean]

On the subject of Aphrodite - Fun fact, Ares was ALSO historically considered to be 'ugly'. I've got this little head canon that it wasn't that she was unsatisfied with Hephestus, it's that as the goddess of love she couldn't stand that they were considered unloveable. Bonus fact - one thing that the ancient greeks considered unattractive was large 'members', so it's entirely possible that Aphrodite was just the original size queen.

[@kinnundo6434]

YES YES YES YES YES YES NICE YES NICE YES NICE YES NICE YES YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *Kinnundo.exe has stopped working, would you like to send an error report?*

[@smileyfacegr6691]

_yes_

[@griffinwindom5533]

@@smileyfacegr6691 it seems that Kinnundo cant respond

[@surelyyoujest3200]

@@griffinwindom5533 Have we tried turning it off and on again?

[@griffinwindom5533]

@@surelyyoujest3200 i forgot if we did oops

[@kmrose4741]

1:10 ok i get really bad anxiety when it comes to subjects like this and that really helps.. dang, gaud, i didn't think this could be a thing you said

[@rairose4944]

We're already at binge compilation number 69? Last time I remember, we were at number 13. Also, nice.

[@lo-fifurby1953]

As a girl scout I can confirm that we are very territorial if any other girl scouts try to sell cookies MY marijuana dispensary they're going to regret it

[@vexile12]

You girls are scary af

[@MelaLabelle]

Ya know, doesn't the phrase "I see the light at the end of the tunnel." probably refer to seeing hell? Hell is depicted with a fudge ton of fire & lava probablly making it extremely bright. Meanwhile while Heaven is depicted being on the clouds, you rarely ever see the actual sun in the depictions. So shouldn't Hell be extremely bright & Heaven be an eternal land of darkness?

[@retrodarktrooper6372]

Purgatory has harsh incandescent lighting

[@phastinemoon]

In the Divine Comedy (where basically all of our ideas about Heaven and Hell come from) depicts Heaven as just pure light and SUPER bright. Hell, despite having a lot of fire and stuff, is depicted as being really dark - more like how smoldering charcoal and fire embers are, instead of the actual flame (and, tbf - red light is the first color to get absorbed, so it doesn’t actually illuminate very well)

[@SomeStaleBread]

as soon as i learnt puki made music i immediately searched for it and now i am listening to both this video and puki's sick beats in each ear

[@corinnehersha5082]

As a former girl scout I can verify that seeing two troops interact with each other in the wild was... Territorial

[@tanyasawyer5476]

I listen to these while at work. I absolutely love that you gave gaud and pukicho such distinctive voices that it allows me the hilarious experience of bursting out laughing and when asked what I'm laughing about, I get to respect and with "f***ing Gaud" or "pukicho is a sarcastic a hole lol and then I get to show them your videos. Keep it up! I love what you do and get genuine joy from it

[@nataliec7710]

17:57 is that a black parade jacket? or am i seeing things?

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

The thumbnail is Puki, a cream bun thing and the words "you're safe this time" and out of context it is hilarious

[@Laughing_Dragon]

6:50 I love that persons grandma, they are a great grandmother XD!

[@msmx9088]

4:55 i mean u ain’t wrong the largest villager I have in my animal crossing island, tutu the polar bear, is a straight up bully if not evil. she seems all innocent on the surface but little do u know she’s been bullying my girl rhonda with pitfalls & possibly torturing other villagers too

[@lighterman4131]

I remember watching happy tree friends It was gory as hell

[@nkkalashnikov]

5:26 lmao I always know it had to do with sailing on the stars because in portuguese we call celestial bodies astros and like nauta reminded me of nautic stuff

[@lixy99]

15:38 I'm not even fucking kidding I *saw* catgirls to. I was in Walmart about to check out when I saw *A WHOLE FUCKING PACK OF CATGIRLS!!!*

[@kellythekitty5190]

as a (former) girl scout, I can confirm the growling thing. me and the girls would always growl at other girl scouts trying to set up near us, just very quietly, since my sister was the leader.

[@vivalapluto2501]

I just got a cat yesterday and I'm training her to recognize your voice(s) also nice

[@sinenomine8101]

I've been watching this channel for a while, and recently recommended it to a friend. I thought he had heard about it before. Only then did I notice that he doesn't have a million subscribers. HOW THE F DOES THIS CHANNEL NOT HAVE A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS??? It's so good! And the content is so well chosen! And the voices are so nice!

[@erichdavis2897]

"Then Beg." Yess Daddy...

[@mdepression2333]

The day has finally come. The 69th binge compilation, my life is now complete

[@Ghosty0623]

16:14 the fact that demeter isnt even poseidon's wife, its Amphitrite, who he had SEVEN KIDS WITH

[@cassiefromooo]

ya he's trying to cheat on Amphitrite with demeter, he's going to see if demeter is home so he can cheat with her

[@Ghosty0623]

@@cassiefromooo ohhh-

[@Manlikegibbon]

I feel like Gaud is the polar opposite of Pukicho Gaud:You ground me into dust Pukicho:I will grind your bones into nothing but dust

[@keirstynkat]

6:33 it is 1am and this post made me scream laugh for like 20 seconds straight and i couldn't breathe

[@amberkat8147]

"stop threatening to eat my ashes" was hilarious to me.

[@crystallinegazer]

17:35 i mis-heard this as "such a thor-ity" and my brain imagined thor saying that help

[@alexpankratz792]

I have never *ACCIDENTALLY* set a fire, but I have set shit on fire purposely! Also I have a pink owl that cut herself twice and I didn’t know how!

[@lilithofthevoid4922]

15:47 PM. That cat human *it ain't a girl*

[@andistansbury4366]

0:22 every part of a dandelion is edible, anxiety deflected.

[@Bealzabub]

3:48 scarily accurate to actual Girl Scouts tho? 😅 especially when you actually become a tight social circle with some of your troop. compound that with the inherent madness of being 12-14? it's near indeciperable to outsiders at times.

[@IllogicalCounting]

I will never be afraid of whats in the dark again because of what he said about the shadows.

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

I never was. *I am what's in the dark*

[@legenwing6115]

7:10 i just understood the joke and i feel as if my mind is no more in my head

[@sugarwizard8676]

Last time I was so early I had a joke for being early

[@therotbells]

I am comforted by the shadow one. It's actually quite a nice thought

[@zephyr3453]

3:01 did you know that the majority of deaths attributed to scorpion stings isnt actually from the venom? It comes from the shock caused by the pain and the preconceived notion that a scorpion sting will kill you. Basically we worry ourselves to the point of going into shock and then die. Granted, the pain is super severe and adds to the worry because our body figures something *THAT* painful has to be deadly, right? Better off not getting stung but if you do and manage to keep calm, your probably fine.

[@mollymauktealeaf]

I love that Gaud and Pukicho get their own voices

[@H.u.m.a.n.]

16:28 But did you remember to give the boy a pat on his lil head before he was deployed this is a very important thing

[@kaito9]

Oh lord, i just happened to stumble across this channel. IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING AND I CAN'T STOP FUCKING WATCHING. THE VOICE ACTING IS SO *NOICE*

[@k_klaw2097]

You thought it would be a "nice" comment... BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!!!!!!

[@vc101]

"Then Beg" is probably Pukicho's catchphrase at this point ain't it?

[@amalgam1210]

Binge comp: gets to 69 a group of people who want to make the joke associated with 69: let us introduce ourselves.

[@joda7697]

I just hope he will continue, so we will eventually have binge compilation #420

[@maxmario6492]

how you said "Don't get me started with Poker Night with the math students" sounded like it was right out one of the Gex games on Playstation one

[@idkanymoreimsad]

13:43 Is- Is that Eyeless Jack?!?!

[@positivityboi1232]

As you said "if you hurt deer friend i will hurt you" a deep voice exactly like you said "the blockbuster of the summer" in a perfectly timed advertisement.

[@YTDariuS-my6dg]

7:20 uh... That's suspiciously believable as far as fake cutesy girl voices go... Got anything to share Seymour?

[@PMSeymour]

[@chaoticgremling]

14:01 is just... moisturize me.... two words that can summon an entire fandom

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

8:46 Isss þis......... SCP Foundatoinnnnn?

[@topopurrito5397]

I just realized that his Gaud voice sounds like he’s doing a bad impression of Garroth from MyStreet