It Came From Tumblr #96 | Binge Compilation

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[@PMSeymour]

There I fixed the zooms, don’t blame Andy, that was me, I do the binge comps

[@Hawkens4k]

if you say please, i wont blame anyone, except a guy name jerry...

[@BlazingShadowSword]

So I'm not crazy and the video was zoomed in.

[@tersonva]

You are an inspiration to me!

[@asurasyn]

Wide Yoshi wide!

[@AntonsVoice]

"I BLAME YOU!" - a movie

[@BT_Skeleton]

New Headcanon, Editor Andy is an omnipotent being only able to communicate through movie clips and free to use Gifs

[@jacobvaughn9276]

Ah yes. Bumblebee but tumblr.

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

As I said in the previous time this was uploaded, there’s an actual clothing store called Soup.

[@jaymer123]

Yes but you cannot buy soup there

[@PlagueMoo]

Yup

[@KreaterK]

I just can't find the soup isle. I swear my friend said he was here.

[@themrcrow2901]

Cloths from the soup store 2.0

[@unknownperson3929]

WHERE. I NEED TO KNOW

[@yazidefirenze]

Did writing prompts just say... [slams table] TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS! Didn't wanna leave him a chance, HUH?

[@AdeminaMemes]

Chloe Martin Detroit: Become Human, during an investigation where an android murdered its owner and was interrogated by another android

[@nobody_drawz4807]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

[@snappishtemperament213]

"Did you feel anger? _Hate?"_

[@rockgirl6786]

Danganronpa

[@yazidefirenze]

@@snappishtemperament213 He was bleeding, BEGGING you for mercy!

[@the_one_true_egg]

Magic voice man make Egg happy

[@torazely]

Egg make me happy

[@manybees9712]

Yes YES EGG IS APPEASED

[@yeethittter1285]

Wacky editing man make beetle happy

[@gabrielcooper1294]

@@torazely egg makes us all happy

[@Elderterra]

Who is giving you to us in Deltarune?

[@Pokemc0831]

This channel was great before Andy, but with them, it has become perfect.

[@darkdialga777]

Their comedy syncs well with PM.

[@IcedTheLocalClown]

The puppet and the string

[@AntonsVoice]

The just missing a third, and they could be the new three stooges

[@nigoulenoblehiboux9812]

That's very true

[@arvo-noon]

I agree

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

It seems Forrest ran. In fact, it seems he ran a little faster than the Hersheyman expected. Or wanted. Faster than the Hersheyman could run away.

[@nobleskoogs]

As a class A commercial driver I may be able to eventually drive the molten steel tractor

[@mrradio2295]

Can’t wait.

[@Kris-wo4pj]

I heard it pays pretty good too tho its probably unbearable hot.

[@willraya1791]

gasp ,post a video if you ever get to drive the molten steel tractor

[@cupofmoss1007]

You must post it to the discord. It is your duty!

[@tokiWren]

dream job

[@gat_demon8293]

I didn't think I would relate to "grandparent friend"

[@newyorkyankees81]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

[@snappishtemperament213]

@@newyorkyankees81 what on god's green earth

[@fluffynator6222]

@@snappishtemperament213 What on Ne York's Grey Asphalt?

[@breadsticksandco.8745]

if i were a drink i think i’d be like 90% coffee sweetener and 10% normal milk

[@A_Classy_Phoenix]

I'd be a butterscotch slushie, with swamp green food coloring. You look at it, and you think it'll taste disgusting, but then you taste it, and it's sweet and nice. Because I look like shit, but if you tolerate me I'll be your best friend forever.

[@CaptainDrinkalot]

I'd probably be a monster energy drink. Not bad if you have it once in a while but drinking 4-5 cans every day? Not a good idea (And also because my blood is probably like 80% energy drinks at this point)

[@yazidefirenze]

I'd be Hot Chocolate with a few little baby marshmallows in it that look so happy in their boiling bath

[@Oturan20]

Decaf Dr. Pepper

[@mm4na564]

17:52 i read feral children as "feral chickens" and got even more confused

[@newyorkyankees81]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

[@tigerkat4419]

@@newyorkyankees81 are you okay

[@BM-ts1yi]

@@tigerkat4419 they are not

[@pandaman8405]

The phrase "one foot in darkness and one in a hello kitty roller skate" reminded me a lot of the Yakuza series as a hole but mostly majama

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

If I were a drink, I'd probably be a bottle of Dunkin' Donuts French Vanilla Iced Latte, but with no ice.

[@IanAnimatesBagels]

Fancy. I too will occasionally have some coffee in my morning cup of cream and sugar

[@Kris-wo4pj]

Mountain dew hopefully code red but probably just livewire or pitch black (normal varieties of it but hard to find) but definitely at room temp and maybe kinda flat.

[@seemysight]

If I were I drink I would possibly be a middle of nowhere gas station orange juice. The juice is very good but the atmosphere is disconcerting and you are pretty sure the barista is in some kind of list. But damm the juice is good.

[@nobleskoogs]

Why no ice? Is it because you have no chill?

[@seemysight]

@@nobleskoogs tô get more coffee

[@darkwolf4049]

To the guy trying to escape Rome, just dont walk on the road and you'll be fine

[@mme.veronica735]

What if they can't walk?

[@darkwolf4049]

@@mme.veronica735 then they can crawl, drive, whatever

[@darkwolf4049]

@Shasvin Puvanesvaran can y'all not tell when someone's joking

[@mme.veronica735]

@@darkwolf4049 The hell is a 'joking'?

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

15:20 DON’T TELL THAT GUY IM HERE, HE’S BEEN LOOKING FOR ME.

[@aisyahd3154]

😏

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

@@aisyahd3154 BEGONE WITH YOU

[@huemanbean8499]

👀👀😏

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

@@huemanbean8499 Please no ;w;

[@bookishnewt8468]

1:38 That hit me right in the heart.

[@MimikoSayona]

I was wondering why I saw this in my notifications while i was working. Now I know why :)

[@dot5944]

The molten steel tractor is also known as the forbidden soup car

[@RoseKindred]

Wait, didn't I watch this already? And didn't I watch the individual episodes? Wait, why am I having a conversation with myself? Time to binge some Tumblr.

[@theaterpsycho8885]

Careful, Seymour. These posts will only be free for so long 🤭

[@yamm..832]

"4 lesbian queens in steven universe " You have insulted my entire race of people, but yes

[@snappishtemperament213]

I feel like I'd be really old, stale, flat, room temperature strawberry Fanta everyone mistakes for being fruit punch

[@kenlee8970]

You can't fight the Homestuck

[@IanAnimatesBagels]

you definitely can. Just be prepared for casualties on both sides

[@kenlee8970]

@@IanAnimatesBagels yeah thats true and pray that you don't see alternate versions of them

[@jimmyjeff1777]

@@kenlee8970 wh... *what's the alternative version?*

[@kenlee8970]

@@jimmyjeff1777 I mean, all the ghosts/alt versions that haven't ceased to exist 👀

[@RasmodeusQ]

2:23 this could actually happen irl, if you have a knife the same model of which was used to stab a person once; however, the person in question had 27 additional stabs from 27 other models of knives this could hold up in court since the accused doesn't have/ isn't known to have the 27 other knives used in the murder.

[@RasmodeusQ]

@Chloe Martin I prefer the term "educated idiot"

[@mothman5809]

tweNTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

[@Aliamus_]

I really hate that yt just yeets the video out of a playlist, I use "watch later" extensively, and its really frustrating to refresh a page and suddenly i have one empty video, no name, no author, frack before you ask, i drop all sub videos in WL and then play them on my second monitor while i read, or play games on my main.

[@gerardalvarado4432]

The vid was reuploaded, it has nothing to do with yt this time

[@Aliamus_]

@@gerardalvarado4432 i know, i was talking about how the first video was now a [Video Deleted] on my playlist, the reason i watched this one is exactly because it was a re upload, I want my view to count, i want to give this video a comment for engagement, and what better way to do it if not by venting some anger at YT.

[@CIoudStriker]

Imagine having to explain to people that you do funny voices on the internet for a living.

[@thechronos173]

14:58 i was not expecting a courage the cowardly dog reference and i almost choke laughing. love it

[@goblin.2618]

18:52 How fucking dare Tumblr call out both me and my best friend. We’re both grandparent friends

[@IC1101-Capinatator]

So,real life Frostburn is chilli peppers and mints,eaten at the same time.

[@snappishtemperament213]

Implying frost burn doesn't exist irl??? Am confuse

[@IC1101-Capinatator]

@@snappishtemperament213 Well, I meant ONE OF THE WAYS to get real life frostburn.

[@ursa4580]

2:25 I desperately need to see this turned into a Detroit become human fan comic

[@mothman5809]

Yes

[@ianhowick]

Yoshi's island? Nah, they're talking about the Gnome challenge in Left for Dead

[@natipop8735]

3:24 i would be the original pink lemonade looks cool, but is just lemonade with pink water

[@jangofitso5808]

ok, your editor and your interations with him made this 5X funnier than it already was, and I've been dying of laughter from most of these any ways

[@WolfgangDoW]

21:50 "it's not lying if they aren't entitled to know"

[@annana6098]

Yeah, my coworkers aren't entitled to know that I spent all weekend playing video games. I don't feel bad telling them that I just did housework and ran errands. They're not entitled to my medical information, so I don't feel bad giving them a boring answer so they don't guess something embarrassing if a refuse to tell them.

[@anthonykafka42]

Watching this while having a mild panic attack. And the band aid *sent me*

[@VGmaster670]

2:28 TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

[@mme.veronica735]

Yeah I'll take an uhh... Ceaser salad?

[@mme.veronica735]

Sorry worng comment

[@eebydeebybobeeby]

The 28 stabbings with 1 knife sounds like a bard trying to be a lawyer for their rogue partner member and somehow rolled a nat 20 on charisma while the prosecutors failed.

[@Susul-lj2wm]

Seymour, if you ever go to a public event with fans there, you have to take Andy with you. And you need to be dressed like a superhero and their sidekick.

[@robynnhoud]

7:47 it also sucks having anxiety and heightened senses and being on the other side of that conversation telling people "hey just so you know the thing you did just then was a bit too loud/uncomfortable but it's ok I know you didn't mean it." and it feels like you're telling them "I hate you go suck a dog's left toe." and I'm just afraid I hurt their feelings because I asked them to be quieter.

[@ahlpym]

21:08 I can't believe you didn’t go with "Run, Forrest, run!". Well, I guess you never know what you're gonna get.

[@JadianRadiator]

2:56 the Crystal Gem's home world, yes. But stating the shows name like that implies you're referring to the 4 starring gems. Which would be 3 lesbians, plus the titular (male) Steven.

[@phastinemoon]

No - the Diamonds are sisters. Or as close to it as the Gems could come

[@tezlaactual6582]

Okay but horror maze game but every time you pull up the mini map it changes randomly but somehow still fits with the area your in

[@nerdiwolverine]

The ome post with the argument "If a teacher can't teach all of the subjects, then a student shouldn't be expected to learn all of them" is completely true and I agree with it 100%. However, I still laugh everytime I hear it because when I lived in Texas the schools I went had to elementary school teachers teach all of the subjects. Like, there would be about 7 teachers in each grade, and they each had about 25-30 kids and they taught Reading, Writing, Math, Science, and Social Studies. Music, Art, Computer Lab and PE had their own teachers.

[@Ginlock45]

As a hetero I just want to say I appreciate glitter people. Even if its just for the simple fact you are shiny. Shine on you refractive diamonds.

[@guardianboreal1432]

When the new frog post came up I was away from my phone screen working, thankfully not doing anything Alchemy related otherwise bad things, but i instantly rushed over when i heard new frog and it's cute, kupo!

[@sciencesithtx2734]

Came home from a work that I no longer enjoy after a birthday party I wasn't able to enjoy because of when it started. And then I find this video. And enjoyment filled romp through Tumblr application. One of the best parts of the day has been this video only topped by finally getting to enjoy the cold war raygun. So Patrick and by association any and all editors. Thank you for showing me the parts of life that allow enjoyment and happiness.

[@vividdaydream1516]

"If one teacher can't _teach_ all the subjects, how do they expect students to _learn_ all the subjects?" *Me, putting my Punny Sunglasses on:* "step back fam, I got this. It's because grading the homework/tests of all those students EVERY NIGHT, even when it's on just ONE subject... is _a full time job."_

[@gameandgamer1479]

“AI, or The Underlying Intelligences, is a brown and yellow paroxysm of idiocy rife with wordplay and comical parables.” “I’m going to teach you something quick. Every time you see a dog bite someone, you become a father figure to a whole new generation of ballers.” “Everything else pales in comparison to the raw power of releasering your Boogeyman. Yep. It’s like dark chocolate in reverse.” Three brilliant and insightful quotes that will be written down and put on my quote wall.

[@novalightress1854]

FATHER HAS RETURNED!!

[@RyuNekohime]

As for 16:08? Then I must secretly be really happy because I have no idea who ANY celebrity is, my mom looked like her soul was escaping her when I informed her that ‘I have no idea who that person you mentioned IS, though?!’ She listed a bunch of movies and I’m like…that tells me NOTHING! She goes ‘He’s Brad Pitt! Everyone knows who that is!’ Nope. ‘I don’t know. If it was *little sister’s name* she’d know, I’m sure, but I sure have no idea who that is!’ Honestly? I still don’t know anything except he’s a celebrity.

[@Danielathan]

6:18 Ah yes, Vanilla, one of the rarest, most expense, most fought-over luxury items in the world, and we use it as an adjective meaning *_PLAIN._* Like, NO! Vanilla is anything but plain, _do you know how hard it is to get vanilla?_ Also, vanilla is really tasty; why on earth do people pretend otherwise?

[@observantmoose2563]

"28 STAB WOUNDS"

[@voidboiyt]

*"DIDNT WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH?!?!"*

[@WolfgangDoW]

CAaaaaaaaaarl, that kills people

[@thevioletskull8158]

3:24 Like before,I’m mango juice,what about you guys?

[@hourai-san3829]

What do skeletons eat? (Here is the obligatory thanks for 6 likes, we can make it seven)

[@hourai-san3829]

For the person who liked this without knowing the answer, you awesome

[@hourai-san3829]

It's spare ribs

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

Bruh I’ve heard this one a million times get better material-

[@mme.veronica735]

@@InkSans_FandomSoda not humorous enough for you? Or do you just have a bone to pick with us

[@torazely]

Whats their favorite instrument?

[@senacario5942]

Egg

[@senacario5942]

Watch this get 500 likes

[@luissantiago5163]

Gge

[@senacario5942]

@@luissantiago5163 yes, you get it

[@luissantiago5163]

@@senacario5942 Egg meta for the win

[@senacario5942]

@@luissantiago5163 yes

[@Puko_Sweet]

If I were a drink I would probably be black coffee. Not because I'm edgy, oh no. I just need my- *BLACK BEAN JUICE*

[@jetseekers]

Also, anyone got a link to Shinji's Netflix VA's twitter? I kinda wanna take a look

[@PashaGamingYT]

That bandaid on the monitor harmed me

[@weirdst_]

“Why is your friend so weird?” “They came from Tumblr.” “Oh.”

[@rockgirl6786]

0:32 I absolutely adore people gushing about their partners. I hope I meet someone who I can talk about like that soon

[@DatBoiChucklez]

I think I’m a McDonald’s Sprite that’s not quite gone flat but very close. How ‘bout you?

[@Nani-yd1hq]

I wonder what kind of drink guy would be... BuzzFeed give me the sacred text GIVE IT TO ME

[@Nani-yd1hq]

Me: Now you may be wondering why it took me 25 minutes to take a 2 minute BuzzFeed quiz Random person: I really don't care- *smack* Me: Well I'll tell you haha it wasn't easy hahaha

[@HanQuokkaCore]

11:42 Andy I love ya man

[@aSh-pi1in]

3:30 I'm Lemon flavored Ice Tea

[@fluffyraichu9706]

6:03 The funniest thing about this for me is that I was playing cookie run when this quote popped up

[@corrauniverse269]

4:52 he would've loved this

[@Respectable_Username]

Andy's precious. I want one! Where do you find an Andy?

[@kodered59]

3:15 How dare somebody else be the same drink. Without even saying it right. It's chinerilla.

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

20:15 as the DoorDash delivery driver: *YES.*

[@VoidPetsBack]

2:32 *Didn't wanna leave 'im a CHANCE, HUH?!*

[@C.L.G._Artisa]

If I was a drink... I think I'd be water... which can be found in pretty much every drink. Interesting. 🤔✨

[@pippythefan7128]

18:57 Lol, Grunkle Stan was the first thing I thought of when I saw the post 😂 (also if it makes you feel any better Goldie ends up saving his life :)

[@ashen_halo6219]

3:21 i would say midnight grape kickstart but I'm really just grape Fanta

[@russianman2997]

The oceans 11 clip is my favourite

[@itdefinitelyis]

welp tumblr did add polls and it did get batshit crazy very quickly. i am happy i get to say i was here to witness it

[@at-citie]

Huh agender and a gender are exact opposites, cool.

[@queebles3183]

3:24 vinegar, because I take cucumbers and make them into pickles in the basement

[@Laughing_Dragon]

18:12 I feel called out for about...half of that...

[@PupdudePwns]

3:26 Jolly Rancher blue raspberry slushie, but you slurp it up through an extremely-long garden hose

[@seanking7134]

Apollo, either calm down with the gift if prophecy or like amp it up because God, could we need it

[@phoenixofthestars07]

2:42 LITERALLY MY WIP 😂

[@sirk603]

14:24 maybe it’s because each teacher is responsible for teaching 100s of students, while each student is o lot responsible for the learning of 1

[@jordanhasch2544]

19:40 came along, grabbed me by the shoulder, punched me so hard I saw stars, then picked me up, kneed me in the balls and hurtled me into the next galaxy. WTF was THAT?

[@chalkwarrior5542]

i was having a crisis when i saw this got uploaded. then I got the big serotonin :) thanks PM

[@perrytheplatypus4051]

Editor Andy superiority

[@leemadden5203]

I just got a tumbler and now every time I read something it’s in you voice and I can’t read it in my own voice now

[@darkdemonwerewolf]

To the Steven universe question technically right and technically wrong. It's more like three queens as Pink was treated far more like a daughter by the others not an equal. During the show I'd say one or two as white seems to just lock herself in her room but blue and yellow still fear her, guess you could argue It's three but it's for sure not four. And afterwards still three because Steven doesn't rule along with them.

[@annana6098]

"married to each other" is that relationship implied between any of the diamonds? Not any of them to pink because they treat her like a child. Maybe blue and yellow? Ruby and sapphire would count, but not pearl or amethyst. Dragon Prince actually has two women married to each other with an adopted daughter who inherits their kingdom when they die.

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

17:53 the thing is I know exactly what they are talking about when they say “raised by the French”

[@Ben-Hollingbery]

Not only is it Yoshi's Island, it's also Death Stranding

[@achromaticism]

if i were a drink i'd be what you'd get if you made milk foam, but with sparkling water instead of milk

[@pippythefan7128]

15:56 Hey! I read that person's fanfic!!! :)

[@FishyTheEel]

Random guy on tumblr: "a writer isn't defined by a number of words, lines or paragraphs" Me: "a writer is defined as someone who writes"

[@joshuahunt3032]

18:20 Oh No… I might be a Grandpa Friend

[@seanking7134]

Well, in my case I should actually be shot.... I said hi to a girl when I didn't want to marry her...

[@barelyrayssa9808]

2:56 let me introduce you to The dragon prince.

[@emilysmith2965]

“What drink are you?” Sarsaparilla. Weird and not that good, and pedantic about my spelling. Most people wish I were a more “normal” beverage, but that’s okay. If you are a weird beverage, you must find your weird beverage enthusiasts!

[@oblivion2674]

Andy is too amazing I have to actually watch this now not just listen

[@didgeridooo]

Hey seymour can i give you a head pat when you make it to binge compilation 100?

[@Respectable_Username]

If I were a drink, I'd probably be water. Kinda bland, tries to find its way into everything, nobody really likes me on my own. Yet I have a very inflated sense of my own importance!

[@Honeycombsonyourtitties]

if i was a drink i would be a dr pepper and theres no lies here i just really like this drink