It Came From Tumblr [Binge Compilation]

[@cat-tan]

"THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND", and "RANDY YOUR STICKS!!" Are absolute perfection. Hope you keep doing these!

[@cursedwolf5026]

15:35 for THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND and 8:07 for RANDY YOUR STICKS

[@theautisticretard3907]

"You're either the friend, or the nick"

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

rumor is that his sticks are still burning

[@Syndicate.Harbor]

@Trevor Reasoner I want to make a character based on this mentality soooo bad now.

[@ashercd6487]

there is no wrong way but you can bake cookies at 4 trillion degrees for 1/100 of a millisecond

[@cherrypick520]

*GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL*

[@chiaraj1003]

As a German: Holy shit was that well pronounced!

[@junecampbell2152]

@@chiaraj1003 WHEEZE

[@Evoimations]

Good morning to you too, Mr. Pterodactyl.

[@zoezacharakis7743]

4:04 Ah yes the 3 types of people: the innocent, the sexual deviant, and the Welcome to Night Vale fan/murderer.

[@Dr.freakinstein]

DEVIANT?!

[@PRGME7]

Blaina Cipher ART?!

[@Dr.freakinstein]

@@PRGME7 what

[@PRGME7]

Blaina Cipher devientart

[@Dr.freakinstein]

@@PRGME7 oh

[@suttonavery8723]

I literally had the urge to watch this just so I could hear, "WELCOME TO THE INTERNET. PLEASE, FOLLOW MEEEEEeeeeee" a couple million more times over.

[@StormTheSquid]

Ok so. 2 years later, that "what if you had a double of the opposite gender" thing. I'm genderfluid. My partner is nonbinary. We are almost identical in personality. We're both autistic. I am the 2nd type of person and I just realized it now.

[@cornbabylaughter]

cool

[@cassie-does-things]

good for you

[@deadlythedragon]

I don't care if I have seen all of these already, i'M WATCHING THEM A G A I N AND YOU CAN'T S T O P M E

[@zombbb9497]

mood

[@deadlythedragon]

Lunar Pfht, yes

[@deadlythedragon]

Destiny Reichenbach T H A N K

[@fcass9973]

Deadly Dragons101 Me too bud... me too. Reusing this lol

[@redhoneysugarorange6290]

Same.

[@andrewstephenson5825]

I like how when he said "Do bananas think about stuff?" he, intentionally or unintentionally sounded like a Banana Guard from Adventure Time.

[@charlesleonitol.iringaniv8320]

Would be crazier if he pulled a Banana Joe *Banananana nanananananaaaa*

[@passetmemorrii9315]

*after 20 blocks of cheese* _it isn't ENOUGH_

[@laratheamazing1]

SnowfoxIceDragon Waiter: *on ladder* SIR! PLEASE STOP Customer: NEVER!

[@passetmemorrii9315]

Lara The Not-So-Emo Girl *the world runs out of cheese*

[@laratheamazing1]

SnowfoxIceDragon *AmazingPhil celebrates with a party everyone’s invited to* Phil: God I’m so glad it’s gone

[@passetmemorrii9315]

Lara The Not-So-Emo Girl *Phil crying tears of joy*

[@nexlin7504]

SnowfoxIceDragon In the year of 3896; W:sir it's been 1,882 years C: KEEP FUCKING GOING. W: uhh the world ran out of cheese 880 years ago... C: DID. I. STUTTER. W: ... *Walks out of the restaurant* ...

[@cjkelly7536]

"PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE???!?!?!?" Human history in a nutshell. Edit: I misspell ONE word...

[@CethIsADevil]

wait untill the aliens learn about the netherlands

[@jordankarlson1934]

kill

[@jordankarlson1934]

Ceth 2000 mmmmm look

[@jordankarlson1934]

Ceth 2000 mil k

[@cethlikestf]

@@CethIsADevil hey, that's me

[@maximum_axiom]

The FIRST BINGE. A true historical moment.

[@corvega8328]

I loved the “KILL YOUR DOUBLE” I just imagined a Space Marine just mashing the keyboard with the rage of a thousands suns

[@fiercestpond4722]

Matthew Arteuna oh my god i just realized the reference they made

[@lifewasawillow]

Matthew Arteuna see i thought it was welcome to night vale

[@wardedthorn6523]

The reply made it 9001 times funnier.

[@truisticprince]

*chaos marine*

[@ThatIrishLass]

Which Cookie Guy naturally harnessed for his experiments.

[@akabakasa]

"Go stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees". Me: ... Why don't you lie down on the floor? The floor is 180 degrees. Or you can spin in circles... That's 360 degrees...

[@mclemons5599]

Z.F. Xu people die in over 120° degree heat (F) so corners are the best

[@overlord4576]

M Clemons jokes on you I use Celsius, BRING IT ON FLOOR!

[@choy9166]

You will combust lol

[@leongkinwai9709]

Billy no Celsius is worst. D:

[@madisonlecong6083]

Or go around in a unit circle and have an infinite amount of degrees.

[@TheKelsey307]

Out of the entire video my favorite line is still "Then it's only nien times cuter." " *I A M D O N E* " -Edit: This is at --6:52-

[@blueberry8726]

6:59 yes

[@usodizzy]

nien

[@adumbbuglovingloser3198]

Mines the one with poor randys sticks

[@lydiaklug3738]

Not nien but nein. But I love that ad well

[@mlgsans6085]

Deku SCRUB what does the nien exactly stand for anyways?

[@hiwaga7399]

14:53 Fun Fact! Dogs _can_ be right handed or left handed. You usually don't notice since they don't use their paws as often we do ours, but your dog will probably have a preferred paw. We're not entirely sure about what the right-handed to left-handed ratio is, nor how often ambidexterity occurs, but it is a thing!

[@kharris2393]

horses too!

[@sheersternfeld1914]

I'm pretty sure cats have a preferred paw when cleaning themselves, like what paw they clean first, what paw they use for cleaning their face, that sort of stuff, I've never checked though. In hunting they definitely have a preferred paw though.

[@Overlordough1201]

Gilgamesh: I'm the first story ever. Jonah: *As if that means anything.*

[@thesecretroman]

I wonder how proud the people who were involved in the original posts are right now.

[@Rand0m0bs3ss10ns]

I dunno, but it's pretty great

[@axelf9947]

“I’m 100% sure it was just George” **scrEAMING**

[@LadyMythos315]

*AAAAHHHHHH*

[@florphy1237]

Am on Fred. Fred, he dead. Am on Fred on deathbed.

[@rockythewolf5190]

Is George the one screaming?

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

Ruined 169 likes

[@rockythewolf5190]

@@thelocalnecromancer1224 then lets make you the replacement

[@sundella14]

P.M. Seymour: This is for ppl who like to Bing and don't like interrupted by ads Me with a KZbin Red account: a what

[@PMSeymour]

Youre the true mvp

[@Eeter26]

Sundella okay cool want a medal?

[@sundella14]

I want to Die whooosh my friend but it is okay

[@Eeter26]

Sundella why would you humble brag about having a youtube red account lmao

[@sundella14]

I want to Die kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5DRfZx_bcmei6c 5:14 to 6:08 come back after friend

[@Riinkun]

No, Jonah & the Whale was not the first vore. snakes were.

[@wr6676]

True

[@n_d_cisive]

Damn dude only got 2 replies in a year lol

[@Dokataa]

@@n_d_cisive two years now sucker

[@jokig2267]

But was it the first story about vore?

[@globalwarrior16]

What's a vore

[@broEye1]

One mistake on the Space Orcs part. No, we didn't "send" people to the poles. Some of us were just crazy and stubborn enough to try, and others pigheaded enough to try again, and again, until someone made it.

[@Sumbugfart]

YES PETER AND DAD TONY IMAGINES

[@ghostturtle5516]

I am the 69th like

[@warrior_dragonheart5921]

@@ghostturtle5516 88th

[@PMSeymour]

Okay I really dont know how it all zoomed in, all I did was drop the videos in Adobe. Edit: since it seems to only be the first video i am letting it go~ besides its suppose to focus on the audio anyhow :D

[@astridthecrazypsyco1036]

Wait I'm a tree so if I eat fruit will that be canabulism

[@yukiiganaci3538]

P.M. Seymour tfc

[@yukiiganaci3538]

tfc

[@wolfsong9134]

Ayyy i didn't even notice so we good fam.

[@yourownpersonalexistential2470]

Me: HELL YE- *hears disclaimer* wait wat why why didn’t I just read the name Well, the binge compilation is fine too, I’ll re-watch it.

[@adelynnjack5392]

"What color are mirrors?" "Let's reflect on this. *SCREAMS* lol Okaaaay just read through the replies for once, everyone take it easy. I don't really care if y'all respond after 20 years, much less 2. I won't notice, and I probably won't reply soo just relaxxxxx

[@cadetkohr5508]

Actually, mirrors have a slight green color.

[@n_d_cisive]

@@cadetkohr5508 u really replied after 2 years

[@cadetkohr5508]

@@n_d_cisive So?

[@n_d_cisive]

@@cadetkohr5508 gay

[@cadetkohr5508]

@@n_d_cisive Ok you 14 year old depressed child that calls people in a good and happy relationship "simps" due to the fact that you are lonely and no one has ever remotely felt any sort of compassion towards you, you soulless, lying, mortal.

[@gweneverenott6534]

"Do you have that one OC that you're always like "Yes, you shall have every single bad thing I think of happen to you." Me: The vid: Me: Wait, only one? JUST one?

[@-sofi-4738]

Same lol

[@dumbraccoonmanwillcommitac4124]

And they’re always the nicest most precious people.

[@apiscesgremlin]

Mines also my Mary sue

[@dumbraccoonmanwillcommitac4124]

@DJ KZbinr TMJ It's short for Original Character.

[@chiaraj1003]

Can we just appreciate how God damn good his German pronunciation was? Like holy shit! As a German, I bow to you!

[@64cabbages72]

Yeah, I do drugs... D- drugs. R- U- G- S-

[@Dr.freakinstein]

Oh

[@imacat839]

I don’t get it

[@juanjoseph2357]

Oh...............no..........

[@strawbewryyy]

😂😂😂

[@SuperTux20]

Drugs dRugs drUgs druGs drugS

[@skippingolives8664]

7:46 is it bad that for a few months I thought the 'rob people' bit meant kidnapping people and leaving teeth on their empty bed?

[@intensellylit4100]

Polarsaurusrex? Is that you?

[@craignazario8732]

No

[@duncandonuts651]

If this video was demonitized, you could say it is.... PUNishable

[@JL-hk3ep]

No. Stop. Now.

[@Dr.freakinstein]

@@JL-hk3ep nein

[@localloki392]

*talks into radio* Take the shot

[@melissal2772]

That was actually pretty PUNny

[@cukewinx2273]

Nice .... That was punny good ..

[@strawbewryyy]

“I’m 100% sure it was just George.” Me: *G E T O U T*

[@LadyMythos315]

NNNNOOOO

[@florphy1237]

Am on Fred. Fred, he dead. Am on Fred on deathbed.

[@alvincarter9686]

Why does Snape teach potions, and not herbology? Because his *Lily* died!

[@Potterhead-wg7vz]

*After like 38 blocks of cheese* Waiter: Miss, is that enough Me: *I will never be satisfied* (Shoutout to those who get the reference)

[@darwanlim5083]

*Y O U W I L L N E V E R B E S A T I S FI E D*

[@kamrynthegoblin1749]

*_MY NAME IS ANGELICA SCHUYLER_*

[@marcnotreal]

WORK WORK

[@jessiek289]

@@marcnotreal *ANGELICAAA*

[@jessiek289]

W O R K W O R K

[@imp8453]

The kill your double thing is a reference to welcome to night vale 😂

[@Mel_the_Pirate]

Alexis the Hyena I didn't know this, I'm fairly new to WtNV, but thank you! Now I know to listen for it!

[@zoezacharakis7743]

Alexis the Hyena So glad I wasnt the only one to pick up on that!

[@agoodusername5662]

yea i wish he tried to do a Cecil Baldwin voice impression for that line lol

[@alastairblevins3992]

Alexis the Hyena yes! I’m not the only WTNV fan who noticed that!

[@fandomtrashpanda350]

Thank goodness i wasnt the only one who spotted this

[@PixelatedPerfection]

"be interrupted by ads" "ads" I havent heard that name in years...

[@buggy7073]

IKR?

[@gameridiotNOT]

*cries in mobile and RAID: Shadow Legends*

[@MothmanLee]

9:40 for all those people wondering, i had a bad day today and hearing that just made me feel so much better. thank you so much pm

[@RyuNekohime]

So many people say they’re done/sick of/ hating tumblr as if there’s an escape. There’s not. You might manage to fool yourself by saying ‘I haven’t been on tumblr for days!’ But tumblr is waiting, it will drag you back in when you least expect it, once you’ve entered? It will never let go. Ever.

[@HydraNara15]

2:17 I HAVE SAID THIS SAME EXACT THING BASICALLY 🤣 For all we know, a T-rex might've spoken Russian in a tiny cute anime voice with a British accent!

[@HyruleHeroHan]

5:15 I am done with this websitrogen

[@isaacdenley1922]

HyruleHeroHan please stoprogen

[@TheOneAsrians]

Isaac Denley notrogen

[@isaacdenley1922]

@@TheOneAsrians please save me the anti Christ has stolen my soul and is making my do thistrogen

[@meking1808]

Whytrogen

[@TAMTATOR]

@@meking1808 whynotrogen

[@kittyplayz1480]

4:25 I HAVE SEEN. A BABY PIGEON. IT IS. THE CUTEST. THING. EVER.

[@agentfreshdasquid3568]

0:53 me: (glances at the like 10 mercenary characters i have) *heavy breathing*

[@whatttttttt.]

*y e s*

[@nonexistent79]

(Glances at my wyvern who got evicted from its home, infected by a parasite, nearly murdered by a hydra, captured by aliens, turned into a cyborg without its consent, and forced to betray those it used to be friends with) Heh.

[@abloodcorpse3318]

(Looks at my OC being a manifestation of the abuse cycle) wow that's pretty weird

[@circa134]

@@nonexistent79 cyborg parasite wyvern?

[@roomba3397]

2:32 Kids without their glasses

[@benjaminjablon4631]

I died at the "I'm going to harness the F*cking sun to make cookies" That was way too... Well done?

[@mask938]

*Get out*

[@benjaminjablon4631]

@@mask938 No.

[@mask938]

@@benjaminjablon4631 Yes

[@MoMo-ci6ke]

This is to beautify... TOO BEAUTIFY! *TO BEAUTIFUL!*

[@aethervarine5517]

Tom Eddsworld *Too

[@MoMo-ci6ke]

Aether varine Look again

[@Zeuseus6609]

17:06 I love the sheer baffled confusion and perplexity he manages to inject into the alien's voice.

[@sh0rtartz108]

1:00 *My Own OC That Represents Me.*

[@sagacious03]

17:53 This makes me wonder about the writer. We know a lot about A LOT of planets in our universes, including temperatures! So was the alien in the story using an IRL definition of "uninhabitable", or "uninhabitable" by the standards of the society of the alien in the story? (Although I do feel like those alien stories are often worded for frustration "comedy"; A lot of miscommunications & misunderstandings there, seems like.) Anyway, decently fun video! Thanks for uploading!

[@Safaridor]

*Watching this 3 years later* “What do you mean too poor for crack cocaine? That stuff is like $5 a GRAM, because it’s so easy to make! Why do think it’s such a problem in our cities?”

[@StrangeMothBoy]

3:58 THAT HAPPENED TO ME! I met this dude on TF2 and we started talking, and we are the same goddamn person. It's been weeks and we still lose our shit over it.

[@lepoulet4691]

What’s Vore? I’m serious. I’m not sure I want to search it up, but- I’ll brb Edit: holy shit why did I do this to myself. Edit 2: I’ve cursed myself to hell, thank you all for provoking my curiosity. See you all in therapy!

[@lilywxjzu]

Bento Cat _you’ve cursed yourself_

[@juliapuett7798]

Another has cursed themselves.

[@maebye]

_Let us take a moment of silence for another soul lost to curiosity._

[@YapperRapperXD]

What's vore Edit: holy shit I have just cursed myself

[@seignee]

Bento Cat CAN ANYBODY JUST TYPE IT HERE IM TOO LAZY

[@ariaphoenix2760]

I'm here from the 100th Binge Compilation and oh my gods this series has changed so much over the past three years and yet it also hasn't changed at all, is that weird? Is that just a me feeling?

[@DeathProductions200]

I remember watching this when it came out. Its like a full on fever dream to see it from the beginning.

[@ares7625]

6:22 to be honest willy shakes sounds like a good and bad name for a new shake

[@cliffmace]

the "IM GOING THE HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES" bit made me laugh more than i should of edit: ALSO THIS 15:34

[@NatTheRufusSimp]

2:18 Me, a german: "wah, I'm a dinosaur, I can speak fluent german!"

[@Nev1esomnia]

That would be pretty cool

[@Chagogo]

Wait, was everything this zoomed in before?

[@susiefan5597]

Robert Martindale no, I think this is just an error

[@leamai645]

Robert Martindale he said it was an issue with adobe or som

[@usodizzy]

a windows error has eccored

[@spacegacha6547]

No

[@parker1947]

Ikr

[@DemigodWannabe7]

I literally binged all these like 2 days ago😂😂

[@silverscreen842]

2:40 Bruh, you got any more of them pixels?

[@spider_strand]

I think he ran out of them.

[@catbatrat1760]

6:38-6:52 So, not only is this guy accepting of his bisexual child, he demonstrated said acceptance with a dad joke. I haven't even met this person's father, and yet I love him.

[@tytyallyallister]

Are you proud of yourself, person reading this comment? Are you really, truly proud of yourself right now? 'Cuz if not, don't think like that! You're amazing and capable of doing great things! Be really, truly, absolutely, super-proud of yourself! Now, have a good (insert time-appropriate term)!

[@potatochipper1966]

I needed this today.. thank you

[@AccountingDerek]

AGE OF DARKNESS for me

[@greenglassblock1324]

Unrealistic, blocked

[@knives4935]

Tyles H. McAllister no, am I supposed to

[@MaryRoeRussel]

*RANDY, YOUR STIIIIIIII-!!*

[@brim7619]

The last time I was this early PM Seymour won the rap battle against Micheala

[@gaygoddess139]

Aub Cat YOU BE THROWING MAD SHADE!!!

[@meghnalekshman4137]

So this is your first time? Congrats!

[@Lettucem3n]

The original. Oh yes.

[@faelynn6246]

Re-Watching these videos with an autism diagnose makes things even more funny and scarily more and more relatable

[@PRISMISMZ]

wattpad comments ...…

[@iisilverpeltdoesstuffii5447]

What's your Wattpad I need to follow you XD

[@FireFoxCamille]

irrelevantErica yep

[@PRISMISMZ]

Silverpelt Animates @ericaisirrelevant 😓

[@Coco-tf1kw]

Oh y'all have wattpad?

[@tooth358]

Well you will have a lot of passionate fans.

[@monarchs69420]

Oh i'm early lemme make a joke. *m e*

[@friendlyneighbourhooddumbass]

MoonBeam for advice if you use one of these * at the start and end of a word on KZbin it will look like *THIS*

[@deadlythedragon]

MoonBeam you wanna know a better joke? *My existence*

[@jjaydazo6791]

everyone likes jokes. so everyone likes you.

[@monarchs69420]

jjaydazo OH MY G O D THAT'S SO INSPIRATIONAL

[@katie_cooll3229]

瓦特

[@crackedoreo5459]

2:17 We actually do know what they sound like by the way their bones are structured. We can figure out the size and shapes of their vocal cords and science and shit

[@MysteriumArcanum]

Yeah, that was actually a minor plot point in Jurassic Park 3 when they used an early version of a 3D printer to recreate the resonating chamber of a velociraptor

[@Brakvash]

They don't know HOW they used those vocal cords though - vocal cords can make a large spectrum of noises.

[@scarykibbles]

3:46 this would be the best thing for trans people

[@nymphaea22]

14:45 actually, hair can be cold or warm. my hair has felt warm to the touch after sitting in the sun and cold after getting it soaked by snow.

[@jitterysonic]

8:46 0 BEDROOMS 60 BATHROOMS

[@loakal3557]

Jittery sonic you simply claim a room as the bedroom

[@thefezzmare5653]

Me in the sims

[@ghostyboi6602]

I know a person who is too hot when it’s freezing and too cold when it’s boiling I don’t understand him 😅😓

[@aubreybanks572]

“I show love to my friends by gently bullying them.” If your talking about hitting and kicking them for no reason then I do the same.

[@classicrockkid345]

10:12 yo forget birth control, could you imagine the immediate decline a rape if the rapists were forced to bare the child. So many people would be in jail and everyone would truly see rape for the horrible inhuman act it is.

[@gontathegentleman9833]

What if the rapist into male pregnancy. Also since that they're men that also gets rape wouldn't that just decline the rape for females that got only arrased by a man that NOT into male pregnancy.

[@victoryismine2121]

7:40 he's gonna raise your spirits

[@Cam_Can_Play]

You bastard.

[@GreebleClown]

4:44 And that's the point I laughed so hard I almost threw up.

[@luli5432]

Oh my goodness, this is the best thing you could ever ask for! Your voice fits this so amazingly. I was up at five in the morning listening to this and having to pause every thirty seconds just so I won't burst out in laughter. Thank you for spreading this to the depths of KZbin.

[@descimator]

Nani the fucc, why is tumblr so funny

[@yasminafarih3681]

Kazba Shut up weab! Jk, you can say whatever you want as long as you're not hurting anyone.

[@YapperRapperXD]

omG YOU SAY "Nani, the fuck" JUST LIKE ME AND MY FRIEND

[@laratheamazing1]

Jeez dude you had to go and use Japanese lol. I do the same and everyone hates me

[@jnmpsuit4532]

Oml my friend Arturo says the exaCT SAMe tHInG

[@strangent404a7]

I feel sorry for your soul

[@therealsatan1874]

I LITERALLY CANT BREATHE- THESE TYPE OF VIDEOS ARE THE ONLY REASON IM LIVING!

[@brinkipinki]

2:26 as a German ... I fell out of my bed xD

[@darthr0xas363]

Even with days to contemplate it, I still am confused by the street performer joke. I need to learn more languages.

[@gaygoddess139]

DarthR0xas it was supposed yo be "yeah we see you" or something like that XD

[@yo-vz5vn]

Yes Oui Si Ja. Yes I see ya.

[@darthr0xas363]

I am Nobody OH, now I get it.

[@yo-vz5vn]

DarthR0xas Glad I could help

[@isap4109]

I am Nobody isn't it we

[@chaoticwoofles461]

This is awesome! (Although I was already binging it when the post came up) Also, please do more Alien ones!

[@victoriadouglas7478]

THIS. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. I WOULD LOVE MORE BINGE.

[@clashingswordsproductions]

5:25 i was trying to read along and for some reason i said "Dont let the bed DRUGs bitrogen"

[@Tsukinotaku]

6:40 When coming out just gives your dad more oportunities for dad jokes.

[@jessilynallendilla5014]

8:00 I knew I wasn't the only one

[@castielwinchester4481]

11:53 how do they know they were stabbed 666 times if they were eaten?

[@Jade-Butterfly]

0:46 my mom look at the screen and said"this is you in 10 years." Like god mom okay but you right you right

[@52flyingbicycles]

6:30 be careful if you break up with an FBI/NSA/CIA agent they’ve been known to spend all day stalking their exes

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

1:00 sunshine I'm sorry 11:30 this is what I'm meant to be doing? I THOUGHT WE JUST PRETENDED TO BE SNEKS

[@crocs8789]

1:50 I call that bug paranoia.

[@xilydalfmoi]

Hmm what a lovely day for Tumblr

[@gerleydoggo2800]

'You sent HEW-MENS?'

[@marxthejester1913]

7:35 That laugh... I'm getting Flowey Jevil mixture vibes AGAIN!!!

[@feliksjones2478]

Thank you for making these videos, they're just so pleasing to listen to and help with my insomnia!

[@avagarcia7619]

I AM TELLING YOU I WHEEZED WHEN HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE BFG

[@AngelMartinez-lm7cu]

*1:35* I saw this in a actual cartoon. Friggin' Eugene.

[@leafysketeandsquird3164]

18:58 And this people, is why I live in good old England.

[@PonSealRove]

5:36 sounds like Tamaki telling a joke and Mori saying that crime isn’t a joke, lol Ouran high school host club...

[@winteranimations1011]

3:33 You guys have friends???? Im lonley 😂😂

[@florphy1237]

They have whah?

[@thecloudsarefalling3116]

Wait... Wouldn't that protractor pun be good for your character, Travis? I mean, people call him Tractor sometimes anyways

[@silvertheelf]

I love that “this is how you ask out a girl” and I wish I went for the mini doughnuts instead... my mistake was glorious. Also to deathcarpets... no, jhona and the whale was actually not, there were like animals from the Cambrian who couldn’t chew and they couldn’t kill without eating things alive so they were forced to swallow things alive so, there was a lot of that and it’s still happening in nature today... ( 1:05 ) Also I need to get a tumblr so I may experience the proper stupidity for myself... and join in of course.

[@krek420]

"Ah so theres the-" "shut up please i am trying to remember", said a man in a fedora to a familiar voice, "this operation aint gonna be easy" he continues, yet, you feel like you are beign watched. "Hello there mister!" Said the familiar voice, then, tou remember: that familiar voice was the man in the distance! "W-who are you!", you quietly shout, he answers: "someone powerful, and an ally"

[@ashercd6487]

what

[@taylorjo9320]

I sent the one about the poison to one of my friends and they responded with 'Diet Poison' Should I be afraid?

[@ibrahimmalik7960]

Delete them

[@ashercd6487]

nobody likes the taste of diet poison. throw it away. now, cherry poison, that's _something_

[@asurasyn]

Poison Zero!

[@missingtexturez]

@@ashercd6487 poison cream soda

[@ashercd6487]

@@missingtexturez cherry vanilla cream pineapple lemon-lime grape orange poison is better

[@andrewvella7829]

you are so talented, the evil laugh at 15:55 is amazing